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Two Psych Majors (who think they know everything about the universe) provide some answers to questions that absolutely nobody asked.

Who Asked


    • Apr 1, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 60 EPISODES


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    Episode 59: An Overestimation of Abilities

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 43:28


    Can Aaron run a marathon? Is Alex an Empath? Do either of us have an accurate conception of what we're capable of? The answers to all of these are no, but you can listen to us anyway as we make arguments for our toxic traits.

    Episode 58: French Onion Strangler

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 49:18


    Do you have any idea how dominant Joey Chestnut is in the world of competitive eating? Do you understand how much training it takes to reach his level of performance? Well strap in, because you're about to learn all about it. Oh, also we talk nut dragging. That too.

    Episode 57: Uglier Babies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 47:19


    Saying babies are cute is all fine and good. Saying that's the cutest baby you've ever seen? Now that opens up a whole can of worms implying a scale of comparatively uglier babies. We don't think the world is ready for that just yet.

    Episode 56: It Didn't Happen

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 51:23


    TV show pitch: cop procedural drama, the Bronx, NYC. Word around the precinct is that the old timer, Alex, has a real knack for solving any crime put across his desk. The kicker? He has to lick the entire crime scene head to toe. It's called: Devious Lick.

    Episode 55: Pushin Cold P

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 56:39


    Has anyone considered that the founding fathers signed the Declaration of Independence, not as a foundation of democracy, but simply because they were a bunch of earth signs in a silly goofy mood?

    Episode 54: Mayochup

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 59:15


    You read that right. Mayochup. Yes, it's a licensed combination of mayo and ketchup. Perhaps this has always been the darkest timeline.

    Episode 53: ”Field Hockey”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 52:17


    Fun fact: 8 mile is actually the first movie in a time traveling franchise where a rapping cow decides that present day rappers just aren't cutting it and he needs to rap battle historical figures. Yes, Eminem is still in it, but it's not about him. Yes, we will be taking questions.

    Episode 52: Lasagna Lie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 58:54


    We're finally back! After a bit of a break, we jump right back into the craziness that you all know and love. We cover Remy Buxaplenty, conspiracy theories, Nickelback, and much more!

    Episode 51: Ruckus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 64:17


    So we were going to focus on world issues and developmental psych, but instead we discussed minimalist swim attire, hard facts about the sexual preferences of dinosaurs, the Chick-fil-A sauce shortage (aka Biden's America), a compelling theory on Jojo Siwa's origins, being named Doug, and how to evolve into Charizard. Hell, we started with a mini crossword for crying out loud. If that doesn't scream “Wild Episode”, we don't know what would.

    Who Asked? Episode 50: The Guestisode Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 61:50


    Part 2 of our 50th episode special! To show our appreciation, we've invited onto the show even more friends who've supported us and our silly podcast. If you haven't seen Part 1, why are you here? Go check it out. Today we talked with Ben, James, Anthony, then Ally about car cancel culture, harrowing experiences, popcorn apologies, and hypothetical 3rd graders.

    Episode 50: The Guestisode Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2021 67:32


    It's Part 1 of our 50th episode special! To show our appreciation, we've invited onto the show some of our friends who've supported us and our silly podcast. Today we talked with Abe, Bernadette, Alon, then J Elizabeth about unexpected things in unexpected places, first dates, sour cream, and an infinite chicken glitch.

    Episode 49: Aaron's Big Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2021 52:11


    Aaron has learned a lot about life in the past year or so - he's proud of the knowledge (like where Florida is and when colors were invented) and is eager to share.

    Episode 48: Songs About Ellen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 59:18


    Conspiracy Theory of the Day: Songs About Jane was actually about Ellen DeGeneres and no Maroon 5 album has been as good as Songs About Jane because Ellen has been sabotaging every release. Yes, we did come up with this from her brief inclusion in a Maroon 5 music video. No, we will not be taking any questions.

    Episode 47: God's Cookout

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 44:20


    They say that when you're on your deathbed and your time has come to pass over to the next life, your eyes slowly begin to close as your soul leaves your body. In some cases, your last thoughts may be that you smell the sweet scent of ribs and hear the undeniable sizzle of burgers somewhere close by. So ask yourself, are you spending your time on earth well enough to be invited to God's Kickback?

    Episode 46: Strokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2021 56:30


    Today we're talking bad dates, and boy have we been on a few. Some were just tough circumstances, but most were completely and undeniably our fault. On God: our bad. But hey, everyone's been there too--right? right??

    Episode 45: The Wrong of Way

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2021 55:47


    The books you enjoyed in middle school says a lot about your personality. Keep in mind that there are wrong answers *cough* Divergent *cough*

    Episode 44: God is an Android User

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2021 52:41


    We'll just be straight up. If God's text messages come in green, then they don't deserve your prayers. Simple as that. What? Are you going to devote your eternal soul to and Android user? Didn't think so.

    Episode 43: Sour Creamed

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 61:42


    Can a frog ride a bike? Can the department store staples be classified as "Big Staple?" Why are UK military officials so concerned with Americans bowling? What is the most efficient eating utensil? All of these question addressed, none directly answered!

    Episode 42: Cereal Police

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2021 66:00


    There's two types of people in this world: you're either the mugger or the muggee, and frankly, we're not trying to get mugged any time soon.

    Episode 41: Competitive Surgery

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 68:29


    A new Olympic event. 2 doctors. The same heart surgery operation. Head to head. The crowd goes wild. The commentary is off the rails. The stakes have never been higher. Before you ask: yes, the doctors do have to be dentists. No, we won't explain further.

    Episode 40: Macarena Therapy (ft. Steve)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 71:34


    If you like steak cut fries, your opinion doesn't count. Sorry, we don't make the rules.

    Episode 39: Punching Down the Ladder

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 62:39


    Truly a chaotic episode today and probably one of our favorites. Reverse Knife Fights, Chick-fil-A’s underhanded marketing strategies, unexpected Cars lore, a theory on human motivation (which we’ve dubbed ‘The Comfy Niche’), a social hierarchy, Jar Jar Binks Zoom calls, and stenographers.

    Episode 38: Old Toilet, New Tricks

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 62:56


    The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is real. It's out there somewhere, and the government doesn't want us to know where. Join us as we try to pinpoint Mickey's location and bring him to justice with Judge Judy, who may or may not be real.

    Episode 37: Join a Gang

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 62:51


    Latest, cutting edge research has revealed that everything we thought we knew about pick up lines was wrong. "You have beautiful eyes" and "Can I get your number" are OUT. Vague, somewhat threatening lines like "What's your favorite place?" are IN.

    Episode 36: Naked in the Woods (ft. Henry)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2021 63:09


    If you've never tried hot sauce foreplay, been naked in the woods by yourself, or birthed Mii abominations on the Wii, then this episode was made for you. And Henry's here!

    Episode 35: Grilled Cheese with Mayo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 59:43


    Fellas, is it ethical to to mind control people? I mean...you're literally getting inside the HEADS of a bunch of DUDES. Not sure, just seems kinda sus.

    Episode 34: The Color Orange

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 60:19


    We've got some PIPING hot takes on food habits this episode - aka stay tuned for our latest idea: Mayo Flavored Lube. Or Lube Flavored Mayo. We haven't decided yet. Oh, and if you get sick from eating this product, #BootyCallEmergencyServices

    Episode 33: Toes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 59:43


    You've heard that ketchup should be "fridge-cold?" Well get ready for carrots needing to be "pants-warm." Make of that what you will.

    Episode 32: Snail's Gambit

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 56:35


    How do you test a snail's memory? How many pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch can you step on before they consume you? Can we cure Alzheimer's with chocolate? All this and more!

    Episode 31: Tennis Isn't Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2021 59:29


    Think about it: you’ve never met a person that plays tennis. Seriously. Never. If you think you have: the government planted those memories into your brain and hired actors to play the parts of your friends so they can keep the myth of tennis alive. Your friends aren’t real, and neither is tennis. But if you’re telling us that that’s crazy because YOU play tennis... then we’ve got some bad news for you...

    Episode 30: Iron Ball Training (ft. Ray)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2021 62:58


    Why do people get so hyped up about pizza crust? It's bread. It's deadass just bread. Bread is great, but Alex still finds this crazy. This whole episode is crazy. Go listen to it, then come back here and call us crazy. We also have a special guest star: Ray! He's crazy too, he fits right in.

    Episode 29: The Bagel Proposition

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 57:23


    Content warning - somehow more graphic than our usual. This episode was a train wreck that truly had it all. Smushed cakes, vertical hotdogs, drowning goats, 90's themed philosophical quandaries, time travel theories, and 5 letter knuckle tattoos. Buckle up!

    Episode 28: Threatened With a Good Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 56:17


    Ladies—here’s a secret the guys don’t want you to know. All guys have accidentally punched themselves in the nuts trying to undo their socks. Maybe just once. Maybe an immeasurable number of times. Who’s to say?

    Episode 27: Christmas Juice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 55:16


    Just remember: Santa Christ died for your sins as well as your Christmas gifts. All Jesus Claus does is party during the holiday season with his lesser known brother—Jesus Claws. There’s a big difference.

    Episode 26: Grave Farter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 56:35


    We've never done a triathlon or tried throwing a shot put. Hell, I've never even played Rock, Paper, Scissors with my left hand! But damnit, for you guys, we're going to try.

    Episode 25: Subway Mistress

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 59:14


    Fellas? Fellas. If your significant other can't say "Papa John's" with their eyes, leave them now. Your relationship is destined to fail.

    Episode 24: Olympic Simping

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 58:49


    Another Friday, another episode! We’re talking first date ideas... but if you guys could come up with something better than the slaughterhouse or visiting a psychic, we’re all ears.

    Episode 23: Fart Martyr

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 56:05


    Scientists—after years of research, thousands of trials, and loads of peer review—have finally been able to confirm (with a 95% confidence interval) that poop does indeed smell. That’s right, it’s 2021 and we’re starting the year off with a poop joke. New episode is up and we’re talking farts and Batman.  You can send any topic submissions to whoaskedcast@gmail.com

    Episode 22: Extraterrestrial Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 56:38


    Okay so apparently Alex doesn't like fuzzy socks. Comment "wtf" if you now hate Alex. Also, happy holidays!

    Episode 21: Your Local Nudist

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 59:16


    Did you know that McDonald's predated the cavemen? Oh sorry, cavepeople. It's 2020.

    Episode 20: Thou Shall Not Tap

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 60:14


    Ever break into someone’s home and pretend you’re their grandson? Just to feel something? No? Just us? Please send any topic suggestions to whoaskedcast@gmail.com

    Episode 19: Thanksgiving Yogurt

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 60:37


    What the hell is Thanksgiving stuffing? How long do drugs last? (Asking for a friend) And what section of your brain needs to be removed so you can be medically diagnosed as an asshole?  All these questions - answered! If you have any topic suggestions, send them over to us at whoaskedcast@gmail.com.

    Episode 18: The Lemon Man: Agent of Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 59:27


    Welcome back to "Who Asked?" Today we talk shit about Aaron's blind cat, launching corpses into space, and three innocent tornados. You can send any topic submissions to whoaskedcast@gmail.com

    Episode 17: Pasta Nachos for You

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 56:38


    Welcome back to "Who Asked?" Today we talk about skinny assassins, elaborate imposter conspiracies, and Olive Garden's holy symbol: the infinite stick. You can send topic submissions to whoaskedcast@gmail.com

    Episode 16: Reverse Fridge

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 52:18


    Welcome back to “Who Asked?” Today we talk about full frontal insults, Alex’s 1 good quality, and slapping Turkeys at incredible speeds. You can send any topic submissions to whoaskedcast@gmail.com and check us out on Instagram and Twitter @whoaskedcast

    Episode 15: Peanut Purge

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 56:15


    Welcome back to "Who Asked?" Today we talk about serious communication skills, lemon juice bank heists, and philosophy majors. You can send any topic submissions to whoaskedcast@gmail.com

    Episode 14: Centripetal Pancake

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 57:22


    Welcome back to "Who Asked?" Today we talk about Chicken Nugget Sympathizers, Miley Cyrus' utilitarian dating advice, and BMX races on the moon. You can send any topic submissions to whoaskedcast@gmail.com

    Episode 13: Vertical Sandwich

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 47:12


    Welcome back to "Who Asked?" Today we talk about Krispy Kreme robotics, altruistic assassins, and Sandwich PhDs. You can send any topic submissions to whoaskedcast@gmail.com

    Episode 12: Hiccup Grenades

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 47:12


    Welcome back to "Who Asked?" Today we talk about dueling Gandhi, reverse procrastination, and hiccup pyramid schemes. You can send any topic submissions to whoaskedcast@gmail.com

    Episode 11: EpiPen Assassin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2020 54:08


    Welcome back to "Who Asked?" Today we talk about the middle toe, lethal studying tips, and "safe" levels of gum chewing. You can send any topic submissions to whoaskedcast@gmail.com

    Episode 10: Panera Cult

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 57:10


    Welcome back to "Who Asked?" Today we talk about mac & cheese security guards, logical intelligence, and the Geico Gecko's malicious disregard for human life. You can send any topic submissions to whoaskedcast@gmail.com

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