WLS-AM 890, Steve Dahl Show

If you see me getting smaller, I'm leaving.

Steve received his National Radio Hall of Fame Award for over 40 years of broadcasting today! Brendan and Dag have not yet gotten their exit interviews. Television personality, attorney, and entrepreneur Billy Dec calls in! The boys talk the new Illinois rules of 2019. Plus, Executive Chef at Chicago Cut Steakhouse and also Steve’s friend Chef Hans joins the guys.

The boys kick off the show discussing how stylish Brendan has become. Steve talks the origin of a famous chip brand and his favorite style of chip. The gang showcase a brand new “Stevie Thunder”. Plus Richard Lewis from “Curb Your Enthusiasm” joins the show.

It’s the last Talk To Me Tuesday EVER. Callers shower Steve and the boys in love. American writer, producer, and actor "Dino" Stamatopoulos joins the boys. Steve was underwhelmed with Miley Cyrus’s SNL performance. Dag shares his Christmas song! Steve hopes to leave the radio with no incidents.

Matt Dahl graduated from his fire academy this weekend and Steve gives a recap. Albert Brooks calls in to talk with the boys. Stever shares a story about his driving habits. Some new equipment for the podcast got shipped to his accountants and not Steve’s house. Plus, papa has a new visitor at his home studio.

It’s Aloha Friday! Due to discolored meat, Stever shut down all sandwich eating operations. Steve and Garry marry a couple in Hawaii on today’s 40 years segment. 5 of the top 50 burritos are in Illinois. A Floridiot killed an alpaca by feeding it peanuts. Plus, a naked man was chased by cops!

Uh oh…Steve shares a story about dropping his phone in a pool. A company is offering 100,000 to someone if they give up their smartphone for a whole year. Our very own Bob and Ron stop by for “Dag’s Rock Challenge”. Brendan attended Cameo’s holiday party and interviewed Steve Galanis, co-founder and CEO of Cameo, plus comedian Andy Dick.

Steve and the boys take more calls to reminisce on their final days of the radio show. Joe Walsh is featured on todays 40 year cut. Chicago is America's new beer capital. Chocolate and chaos erupts in the streets of Germany due to a factory leak. Plus a Floridiot!

It’s Talk To Me Tuesday! Steve and the boys take calls ranging from new podcast subscribers, to throwback trivia, to paranoid parody songs. If you want to participate, there is only one more Talk To Me Tuesday left! Brendan tries to break into WLS News for a special report on Uno’s 75th year anniversary of the deep dish pizza.

Steve gives a brief recap of last nights Chicago Bears game. The origin story of hiding the holiday pickle ornament is discussed. Find out favorite holiday movies by state. Brendan had a contact lens nightmare. A mom sends a letter to Amazon about daughter being bullied because her name is Alexa.

It's Aloha Friday! Steve and the gang have a crew meeting tomorrow featuring a new restaurant for the group. Steve got a barometer and is trying to learn and read it. A man goes crazy when bagel sandwich is not ready fast enough in Brooklyn. A Nebraska principal reportedly bans candy canes, because the 'J' shape stands for Jesus. Plus Grammy nominations are out. 

Steve and the boys talk their love for fast-food joint Arby’s and take calls. A shoplifting suspect was found with suspected crystal meth in his underwear. Dolly Parton thinks her husband wants to have a threesome with Jennifer Anniston. Plus a new rock challenge with Dag!

Steve shares how he has yet to get out his winter jacket. Celebrity stylist Ge Wang, president and owner of custom clothing company “ESQ Clothing”, drops by. Portillo's is voted the number one rated fast casual restaurant .The boys discover a website where you can pay celebrities to send video messages.

It’s Talk To Me Tuesday! A caring Steve offers to manage Brendan and Dag if they ever became wedding DJ’s and singers. A green bay Packers fan is suing the Chicago Bears. A gun was pulled at a Popeyes due to a condiment dispute. “Bono” stops by to talk about upcoming Chicago appearance. 

Stever starts today show with a dry mouth due to medicine. Steve butt-Facetimed Brendan over the weekend…Brendan was nervous about Steve’s call! Happy Birthday Illinois! Steve spent this weekend watching lots of shows on Netflix with Janet! Hear all the recommendations!

It’s Aloha Friday! A Floridiot killed an alpaca by feeding it peanuts. Brendan reminisces on being a sandwich boy back in the day. Stever discusses his CPAP machine scores. The guys go through a list of the top 15 chick cars.

Hipsters Rejoice! PBR is not going anywhere. Steve talks about the streaming numbers he sees daily at the station.A Delta plane passenger was creeped out because the pilot hit him up on a dating app. Get your kicks in now, come the new year you won’t be able to watch the porn in Starbucks. Plus, an Iowa man was arrested for getting nude in an uber.

The boys kick off today’s discussing hipster office talk. Brendan shares a story of a Mac Miller drawing, which has become viral. Burger King unveils a new whopper with 8 slices of cheese on it. Steve talks about how he auditioned a song for a John Hughes movie. Plus, two floridiots were arrested for skinny dipping

It’s Talk To Me Tuesday! Steve started talking about his “failure” of the day from attempting to setup his fireplace. Jennifer got Steve a birthday card, but forgot to sign it. Brendan attempts to school the boys on dog facts. A stalled Amtrak train forces stranded passengers to use cardboard box as toilets.

Steve and the boys are back after a great Thanksgiving vacation. The guys talk Black Friday and Cyber Monday. The midwest was battered by winter storm Bruce. Steve and Janet got into the Christmas spirit over the vacation and started to deck the halls! A pilot got cold feet when his celebrity crush boards flight. Plus, we have not one, not two, but THREE floridiots! You don’t want to miss this!

Stever wore the same shirt 5 days in a row. Brendan bought pudding online. A teen breaks into a house for a wifi password. A Floridiot calls cops for a ride. An airplane was diverted due to a stinky sock smell.

Actor Jeff Garlin, star of “The Goldbergs”, joins Steve and the boys in studio. Steve gives Brendan and Dag his extra granola. Brendan brought in turkey and stuffing sandwiches. Plus, a floridiot put bodily fluids in a mug.

Stever has a hidden talent…burping on command. Steve shares a new pizza app with Brendan and Dag. Brendan is looking for cooking tips after burning snapper. The guys review a new flavor of chips.

Brendan needs to purchase new pants due to a hole in his pocket. Steve talks about an old cleaning product used for decoration. A Floridiot was found naked in the park trying to get an imaginary spider off of her. A man stuffed steaks down his pants at a popular store.

A hungry Stever ordered too much granola! A woman hides her engagement ring in her “hoo ha”. How long should people date before marriage? Find out! Steve goes through the famous people that follow him on Twitter. Plus a Floridiot!

It’s Aloha Friday! Chicago is kicking off the holiday season with the 105th annual tree lighting in Millennium Park tonight. Six people rescued after hours of being trapped inside an elevator at the former Hancock building. Jennifer brings Steve an early birthday present. Steve is saving the Country Music Awards for this weekend, and is excited to finally watch them!

Dag recapped his birthday show at Simons. Steve’s birthday is next week! Brendan believes that lip-syncing is harder than real singing. A delicious parting gift is presented to the boys. A “Margaritaville” retirement home is coming to Florida. Plus Steve and the boys go over travel times for Thanksgiving.

Happy Birthday Dag! Steve shares a frozen food hack. The guys talk about their favorite fast food and supersized meals. We meet “Bono’s” extended family. In honor of Dag’s birthday, Steve treats the boys to Indian food and proudly ruins Dag’s birthday.

It's Talk to Me Tuesday! Brendan was nervous to open up the show by himself. Dag was avoiding the studio to let Brendan ALMOST fulfill his dream. Steve's airpod fell in the bathroom at the airport. The guys go over an article about what not to feed the dog on Thanksgiving. Plus, a Floridiot! 

Brendan is wearing his first name brand winter jacket. Marvel creator Stan Lee passed away at 95. A new face to the station has the boys with many questions. Steve saw a report that fish oil doesn't actually work. The boys talk salmonella in turkeys. 

The year's first snow drives Steve down into the rabbit-hole that is his Amazon order history. Steve and Dag reminisce about the bands they used to play in back in high school. Brendan salivates over a new Thanksgiving-related sandwich suggested by Steve. Foodie Friday makes a comeback with our good friend Chris Bardol, owner of Stop 50 Wood Fired Pizzeria

Steve and the guys start the countdown to the last radio show. There is a turkey testicles festival coming up before Thanksgiving. The guys go over the 43 safest Illinois hospitals. A Nevada sports TV host arrested for waxing his cucumber in public.

The boys kick things off with some election day recap. Steve plays a clip of Trump yelling at Jim Acosta. Legalization of recreation marijuana in Michigan is a topic of discussion. Find out how much turkey you need this Thanksgiving. Under Armour is no longer allowing employees to use company card for strip club visits. Plus, Johnny Depp’s bizarre behavior is feared to be a result of his boiling brain.   

It’s Talk To Me Tuesday! Happy Election Day. Blackhawks fire head coach Joel Quenneville. Steve talks about a new feature with his FaceTime calls. Daylight savings continues to throw everyone off. Dave Grohl said he’d want to drum for AC/DC.

It's a Dag and Brendan takeover while Steve is out of town! Brendan starts by running down the top 10 movie presidents of all time. Then, a special guest comes on to celebrate National Ginger Day. The guys look for work by performing live auditions for other radio stations in town, and a famous comedian joins the show that inspires Brendan to dance

It’s Aloha Friday! Steve had a parking fiasco last night going to the subscriber dinner. A man who ate soup directly from a supermarket bar and returned the ladle leaves the internet horrified. The guys talk about the best companies to work for in Chicago. Stever shares some insider news about working in radio back in the day!

Steve and Jennifer kick off the show talking about their eye doctors and ASMR. A misread article puts a new meaning on a story. Paradise pup hot dog joint closed and the guys talk about it. A drunk baggage handler fell asleep on a plane and flew in cargo to Chicago. An Indiana man went to the cops after his crack dealer threatened him. Plus a threesome gone wrong!

Happy Halloween! Brendan dressed up as DJ Pauly D and Jennifer dressed up as a garbage bag. Steve tweeted a picture and got a super cool follower…Brendan’s wish came true. The boys talk the scariest movies chosen by each state. The World Series trophy was damaged and the Red Sox coach got hit with a beer can.

It’s Talk To Me Tuesday! Fashion icon Brendan is sporting a new fancy jacket for the boys. The guys talk about different pizza places in the suburbs. In honor of National Candy Corn Day, Steve treated himself to a bag of goodies. Plus, your calls!

Due to a busy weekend filled with halloween festivities and a birthday party, Steve didn’t have time to make his chicken noodle soup. The guys go through a list of 11 restaurants that are open for Thanksgiving. Brendan wants to make White Castle stuffing. Bon Jovi slams reality TV stars, plus a Floridiot. 

It’s Aloha Friday! The guys had a delayed start due to the press conference about the pipe bomb suspect. David Hochberg stops by the studio. Steve plays detective to verify the identity of the side ways burrito eater believed to be Justin Bieber. Plus a Floridiot!

Steve is showing ZERO interest in the world series. A celebrity halloween costume was pulled from the shelves. The boys go through a list of the most hated halloween candies. Chef Stever made a great soup that he raves about. Dave Savini drops by the studio! Plus, a brand new rock challenge.

A Canadian rapping skydiver dies in a parachuting incident. Brendan went to a new lunch spot and got himself a new treat. The woman who created the green bean casserole has passed away. Dag and Brendan have a new idea to stay on air.

Singer Billy Idol is the news today, and Brendan is stuck in time fantasizing about an old music video. Steve and the boys are ready for the Mega Millions drawing tonight and share a brand new Floridiot story. A famous comedian shows some similarity to Steve's joke style, but it brings out a conversation about the greats!

Steve was looking forward to reading a new book about the Rocky Wirtz family. Over the weekend Steve takes Janet to a movie, but has a problem with the row behind him. Great audio including Kevin Matthews is today’s “40 Years” clip! We get an update on the Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande breakup, plus would you set sail on The Titanic II?

Aloha Friday! The Illinois Lottery went up to a billion dollars! Stever has been getting his work out on and increasing his reps. The guys go through famous logos and find hidden images within them. Southwest airlines make emergency landing due to “footsie” action happening. Kanye west visit Pepe’s in Naperville and we talk to the waiter who took care of him last night. 

Steve’s all alone in this world on one side of his family. Henry Kapono plays the boys a new song on air. Steve shares his tips and sticks to scoring big bucks for the lottery. Brendan gives a recap of his spinning with singles event. A car cruises down a protected bike lane, leaving cyclists in shock. Dogs are capable of understanding the words you’re saying to them. A couple pleads to sex act at a tex-mex restaurant.

Brendan interviewed the owner of Al’s Beef and brought in some sandwiches. Steve learns that his favorite ice cream joint is open during the winter. A stolen Krispy Kreme truck in Florida was found by police, who then treated themselves to the delicious goods. Steve shares some donut life hacks and his favorite kind. Janet and Steve discovered some new “Alexa” tricks. Plus, Brendan is attending his speed dating event tonight.Good luck!

The great Joe Walsh stops in on his day off to do the radio show with Steve and the boys! You don't want to miss this!

It’s mailbag Monday! Steve, Brendan, and Dag are back after a great weekend. Steve spent his time on the flight home watching the Bears in the sky.Eagles front man Joe Walsh calls in to chat with the boys. A man was run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with a chainsaw. Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson call off their engagement… and boy Brendan has a lot to say. Plus a hilarious News Quiz with Jennifer Keiper.

It’s Aloha Friday! Brendan had plans to go watch some female arm wrestling, but his buddy bailed on him.  Summer is officially over…the Dahl pool has closed and Fall is here. Kevin Matthews and Jim Shorts join the boys on air. A Floridiot used sausages to beat his mother. Plus, a Houston area store employee charged with scratch-off tickets tampering.