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On this throwback episode, Jeff Danis and Ryan O'Neill from the Danish and O'Neill stop by the kitchen for some questionable cuisine. We're throwing the recipe away and winging it for some American-Style Poutine. We also talk about being a dad, which celebrity chef we would make out with all while concocting our very own Poutine Shot. And things get aggressively sweaty. Follow Danish and O'Neil: https://www.instagram.com/danishandoneill Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Classic Poutine and Bert's Breakfast of Champions Poutine Ingredients: -4 Tbs butter -4 Tbs flour -2 cans beef broth -Eggs -1/2 tsp garlic powder -1 tsp onion powder -4 Tbs ketchup -4 tsp Dijon mustard -4 tsp Worcestershire -Salt -Pepper -Potatoes -Cheese curds -Cooking oil Steps: Gravy: 1. Melt butter 2. Add in flour and mix for two minutes 3. Whisk in beef broth 4. Add garlic powder, onion powder, ketchup, mustard, Worcestershire, salt and pepper and stir until thick American Poutine: 1. Cut potatoes into 1/4-inch sticks and place in cold water for one hour 2. Fry potatoes in 350-degree oil, pull out, then drain 3. Double fry potatoes in 425-degree oil 4. Fry eggs 5. Top fries with gravy, cheese curds, and eggs GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NH/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $150 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Ends 8/18/24 11:59 PM ET. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Paid Regular Jeff Danis joins Rick and Eleanor on the show this week. They discuss the characters that used to frequent The Comedy Store, which they insist that new Door Guys need to get to know in order to accept the job. Rick shares a story of an altercation that occurred. Jeff and Rick reminisce on messing with open mic'ers.Â
Eleanor J. Kerrigan is a stand-up comic, actor, and co-host of the podcast "The Store Podcast" with Rick Ingraham and "What's Up, Doc?" with Jeff Danis. Watch her new special, "Eleanor Kerrigan: No Country for Old Women," on YouTube. www.eleanorjkerrigan.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Another stroll down memory lane as Eleanor welcomes back Don Barris and Jeff Danis to go through the cast of characters that have strolled through here to become Ding Dong Show legends. PLUS MORE! SARAH TIANA'S SPECIAL "44" IS NOW STREAMING AT HTTPS://WWW.MOMENT.CO/SARAHTIANA! SUPPORT HER! Follow us on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ejkerrigan https://www.instagram.com/simplydon1 https://www.instagram.com/thecomedystore https://www.instagram.com/comedystorestudios
Another stroll down memory lane as Eleanor welcomes back Don Barris and Jeff Danis to go through the cast of characters that have strolled through here to become Ding Dong Show legends. PLUS MORE! SARAH TIANA'S SPECIAL "44" IS NOW STREAMING AT HTTPS://WWW.MOMENT.CO/SARAHTIANA! SUPPORT HER! Follow us on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/ejkerrigan https://www.instagram.com/simplydon1 https://www.instagram.com/thecomedystore https://www.instagram.com/comedystorestudios
Another week, another Comedy Store Podcast. Rick is still on the road, but have no fear, Furey and Danis are here to keep Eleanor company in the new studio. SEE ELEANOR ON THE ROAD THIS FALL AND CHECK OUT STEVE FUREY'S NEW PODCAST "THIS WEEK IN CRIME!"
Another week, another Comedy Store Podcast. Rick is still on the road, but have no fear, Furey and Danis are here to keep Eleanor company in the new studio. SEE ELEANOR ON THE ROAD THIS FALL AND CHECK OUT STEVE FUREY'S NEW PODCAST "THIS WEEK IN CRIME!"
Picking up where last weeks insanity left off as Sandy Danto arrives to join Eleanor, Jeff Danis and Mike Black for an hour of hilarious Store talk.
Picking up where last weeks insanity left off as Sandy Danto arrives to join Eleanor, Jeff Danis and Mike Black for an hour of hilarious Store talk.
We're back after a little summer break. Rick is still out with Rock so Eleanor has Jeff Danis of Danish & O'Neill in as co-host as they welcome Mike Black and surprise drop-in Annie Lederman.
We're back after a little summer break. Rick is still out with Rock so Eleanor has Jeff Danis of Danish & O'Neill in as co-host as they welcome Mike Black and surprise drop-in Annie Lederman.
Hello! And welcome to Beach Cops with Jeff Danis, Ryan O'Neill, and Andrew DeWitt. Andrew kicks off the episode by mentioning what he has in common with our sound man, Aaron (he gets to this by breaking out into a song). O'Neill has a tale that falls in the hiking gone wrong category. After that, Andrew talks about the stain on his shorts and how he once licked snowcone juice off of them.  And, he talks about his parents warned him about his teeth falling out from eating certain sweet treats. After that, we share a call we received on the special Patreon only voicemail line. We close it out with some adult toy and luggage talk.If you like what you heard here, check out the rest of the episode on patreon.com/beachcops! Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/beachcops. With Helix, better sleep starts now.
Rick is living life on the Gold Coast, but Eleanor has Jeff Danis of Danish & O'Neill in to help handle the hilarious chaos that is Brian Holtzman. Don't miss it! SEE RICK & ELEANOR ON TOUR ALL SUMMER AND FALL!Â
It's a long one and it's hilarious. Eleanor brings in co-host Jeff Danis for the first half before they join the one and only Annie Lederman herself to discuss all things stand-up, from touring to crowd work. Check her out on Trash Tuesday wherever you get your podcasts. Special thanks to our sponsor F.G. Soap. Go to fuckinggoodsoap.com and use promo code "comedystore" for 10% off.
It's a long one and it's hilarious. Eleanor brings in co-host Jeff Danis for the first half before they join the one and only Annie Lederman herself to discuss all things stand-up, from touring to crowd work. Check her out on Trash Tuesday wherever you get your podcasts. Special thanks to our sponsor F.G. Soap. Go to fuckinggoodsoap.com and use promo code "comedystore" for 10% off.
Growing up with MTV, discovering Hip Hop, interning at the Howard Stern show, gang bangs at the Comedy Store, wrecking Paulie Shore's car, enduring nut shots from Ari Shaffir, drinking with Bert Kreischer, wrestling with stepdads, and oh so much more! Check out our hilarious chat with the amazing Jeff Danis. Also, check out Raelyn on the Danish and O'Neil podcast here: https://youtu.be/jlbdESWmamsAnd here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/danish-and-oneill/id1021443504?i=1000560023536•Jeff Danis•http://danishandoneill.comInstagram: @danishandoneillTwitter: @danishandoneillFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/danishandoneill#jeffdanis #danishandoneill#musicisfunnypodcast #raelynnelsonband
Comedians and Beach Cops Ryan Oneill and Jeff Danis join me at a park in Los Angeles right outside an area where all the homeless people of Los Angeles take their malnourished dumps. It stunk so bad. The flies were not as unbearable as the stench that brought them. It's always a great time with the D&O! We saw vapid LA morons unicycle by looking for attention any way they can get it, as is the way in Los Angeles. It's a horrible town. And we've seen it turn our friends into soulless mental patients with enough money to somehow avoid being committed. I think we also saw the beginning of a guerilla porn shoot in the woods. That and a tremendous moment where it was all O'neill could do to stop from trying to kill a deer with the blade he keeps tucked between his balls. The title is a metaphor for how tenuous it is to navigate life in Hollywood without losing your humanity. Fun pod! For more Danish & O'Neill: Listen to the Danish & O'Neill Podcast! Apple Podcasts: Spotify Twitter Instagram Follow Ryan on Instagram: Check out Beach Cops on Patreon  YouTube: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT Listen to Skeptic Tank: https://bit.ly/libsyn-skeptic Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch Instagram For more content & info: https://linktr.ee/arishaffir https://www.arishaffir.com/ 12/09 | Boston 12/16​ | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland 01/21 | Phoenix 02/11 | Tampa 02/17 | Denver 02/27 | Vancouver 03/06 | Salt Lake City Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling, and head to 3chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off delta 8 products.  The music: Distillers - City Of Angels Goldfinger - The City With Two Faces Bad Religion - Los Angeles Is Burning Death Cab For Cutie - I Can't See Why You'd Want To Live Here Silver Spoons Theme Song
Jeff joins Rick and Eleanor in the studio to discuss Rick's MySpace drama, Jeff's history of being disrespected and Eleanor's busy weekend in Houston.
Jeff joins Rick and Eleanor in the studio to discuss Rick's MySpace drama, Jeff's history of being disrespected and Eleanor's busy weekend in Houston.
O'Neill starts it off this week by commenting on the intro song we played and saying that Dave Chappelle loves to sing "Creep" by Radiohead. He once even heard him sing it twice in a row while doing karao-kay at the Comedy Store holiday party. That leads into a quick discussion of Mick Jagger and Dave Grohl's HIT song, "Eazy Sleazy". After that, there's some sad news. Hammock legend, John McAfee, who once big-timed the show by not coming on, has passed away. We talk about his legacy and various theories about his death. Then, Danish talks about his second bear sighting! Bears galore in his new area!!! Also, a random woman in a parking lot rooted for Danish's death (or serious injury). Hear what that's all about on THIS show. Meanwhile, some random pedestrian decided to tell O'Neill where to park his car. That segues nicely into a video someone sent us about two larger women who wanted diapers that made them feel more attractive to the opposite sex. We talk about Eleanor J. Kerrigan and Brian Holtzman being in Reno to perform together (separately but on the same show, don't get crazy). Then, we bring up something not many have talked about for some reason: former MMA champ, Anderson Silva, fighting a pro boxer (not like these youtuber fellas!). That leads us into talking about Big Earl's couch and old TV. After that, it's time to report on the Redneck Rave! It sounds like it was a WILD time. And then, it's time for another sports story! Hear what a Minister allegedly did to former Cubs player, Ben Zobrist. It's not very minister-ly. O'Neill talks about a story on minor league baseball players he saw on HBO's "Real Sports" (lot of sports talk this episode!). There's some Pokemon talk and some park talk, as Danish talks about bringing baby Barb to playgrounds. We finish off by talking about the greatest youtube star ever, Hasbulla! He's an international superstar. And, he owns a pet monkey! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
This week, Danish starts out the festivities by talking about a girl who came on to him in middle school. That leads to a conversation about middle school relationships. Then, it's a homecoming dance that ROCKS the world with felony arrests. Here the sordid details! It will change your life and how you look at the world. After that, we get into the voice of the octagon in the UFC, Bruce Buffer, doing birth announcements on Cameo. We move on to a BIG SPREAD on the nicest guy in the world, Guy Fieri (supposed to be pronounced Fiedi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Speaking of celebs, we discuss Hilary Duff talking about having her nine year old present for her homebirth and how this has become a "thing" out there (not her talking about it, but people are including their kids in home births). It's a quick hitter this week, but it's as powerful as ever! Also, there will be a Brian Holtzman bonus episode coming at'cha this week. Go to CREDIT KARMA DOT COM SLASH WIN MONEY to sign up for free and start winning Instant Karma! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
O'Neill starts us out by talking about being at a playground with his nieces and seeing a guy lurking with a puppy (and no kids!). We discuss if this move is okay or not. Danish shares a story of a guy mistaking him for someone else. That convo leads the fellas down a dark road, and they discuss an extreme miscarriage of justice with a criminal receiving an extremely light sentence. We have a listener chicken update! An Australian listener of ours wrote in about a neighbor having chickens on her property and then wrote back to give us an update on the situation. One of O'Neill's family members looked into their ancestry, and O'Neill found out something he didn't know about his heritage. Then, it's an epic battle: house boat vs. jet ski! There's trouble on the river!!!! That one happens to be in Australia, too. Wild times down undah. O'Neill is starting the new year off right...by getting back into skateboarding. Sadly, there's more sauna violence/chaos to report. This time, it happened in China. Is no sauna safe?!? Then, it's time for a sad follow-up about a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan who wed his soulmate, a life-like doll (you know what I'm talking about). Well, he broke her, and she's now fighting for her "life". We also talk about problematic neighbors and what happens when you own next to or near one. Then, there's the tale of an octegenarian grandma who's found love with a 36 year old Egyptian man. Don't worry, she went on TV in England to detail their steamy love life. After that, we have a little more cult-talk about the Vow and Seduced documentaries and take care of some other miscellaneous odds and ends. And that wraps this baby up with a nice bow.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ryan Oneill and Jeff Danis come on to talk about some criminal mastermind shooting 3-5 gunshots at Oneill from about 4 feet away. Unfortunately the guy missed. But something good will come from it. And the good is that D&O, The Danish and O'Neill, The Beach Cops boys are able to come on Skeptic Tank to talk over the harrowing experience. Harrowing for Ryan. Jeff was changing his kid's diaper or something, which I guess is also harrowing. Probably more harrowing when you think about it. Check out Beach Cops on Patreon. It's the best way to support them. $5 a month can keep these lunatics making crazy stuff. Patreon.com/BeachCops  The Music Bruce Springsteen - Point Blank Pat Benetar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot TLC - Survivor Cat Stevens - I’m Gonna Get Me A Gun  Thank you Kushy Dreams for sponsoring this week's podcast. Enter promo code "Ari" for 20% off your first order at KushyDreams.com  Join the Skeptic Tank Patreon at Patreon.com/SkepticTank New secret content every week. 4 different podcasts at the same place. Or the 6th and Jump Patreon at Patreon.com/6thAndJump New full video episodes ever Friday! It's here now because it kept getting taken down. It's still available on your podcast player for the audio only version. But this is where the video will live. Meet us at the chapel! Â
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person left on Earth? You're not alone. Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill, as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity.
Brenton joins from Columbus and Jeff Danis joins Steve in the studio to fill out some college basketball bracket See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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