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A comedy podcast to help better understand humanity and also to make fart jokes.

Ari Shaffir


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    #455 The Most Texas Podcast Of All Time with Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliffe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 144:34

    Liberal mouthpiece Joe Rogan, and I guess heterosexual comedian Tony Hinchcliffe met me at a gun range in Texas to shoot the poop and tell stories about the past while Tony caressed his new girlfriend. We took some questions from my Patreon to keep us going while listening to the manly sounds of murder tools going off in the distance. Both Tony and Joe are about to get that Skeptic Tank bump! So look for them to breakthrough on the scene in the near future. This was actually supposed to be just me and Tony on this one but Joe showed up and we figured it'd be nice to at least have one gram of testosterone on the pod.  For more Ari:  Subscribe on YouTube  Listen to Skeptic Tank Join Ari's Patreon  Shop Merch  Follow Ari on Instagram - @riparishaffir  Ari Shaffir - Linktree   2022 Tour Dates & Tickets  01/21 | Phoenix 02/08 | NYC: Ari Shaffir's Renamed Storyteller Show  02/11 | Tampa  02/17 | Denver  02/27 | Vancouver 03/25 | Grand Rapids 03/26 | Detroit 03/31 | Appleton, WI    For more Joe: The Joe Rogan Experience | Podcast on Spotify PowerfulJRE - YouTube Twitter - @joerogan Instagram - @joerogan   For more Tony: Tony Hinchcliffe - Tour Dates Kill Tony - YouTube Instagram - @tonyhinchcliffe Twitter - @TonyHinchcliffe   The Music: Ray Wylie Hubbard - Screw You We're From Texas Gene Autrey - Deep in the Heart of Texas Nina Simone - Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood Nico Vega - The Beast Nikki Glaser - Bob    Thank you to our sponsor! Head to 3Chi.com and use new promo code "Ari" at checkout for 5% off your order!

    #454 Do Better: An Unattainable New Years Resolution Podcast with Sarah Tollemache

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 105:27

    Sarah Tollemache and ever-fatter former non-steroid winner of Sober October Ari Shaffir sit on a treadmill in a gym they'll never use to go over ways they're going to no way change about themselves this year. Sarah is on the phone like 160 hours a day. And I haven't come up with a decent new resolution in a decade. They're two losers who are fine with it, shooting the poop about what you guys need to do better in the coming year. This one is best listened to in a church confessional booth. Subscribe: Ari Shaffir - YouTube  Listen to Skeptic Tank  Skeptic Tank RSS    For more Ari:  Upcoming Shows & Tickets  Instagram - @riparishaffir Patreon  Merch  Ari Shaffir | Linktree    For more Sarah: Instagram - @stollemache  Twitter - @stollemache  Voluptuous Boy Comedy Special  @stollemache | Linktree    The music: Beyoncé - Flawless The Three Degrees - Year of Decision Ok Go - Here it goes again Skid Row - 18 and Life   Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling, and head to 3chi.com and use NEW promo code "Ari" for 5% off your order!

    #453 White People Want Me Dead with Nate Marshall

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 164:44

    Nate Marshall and I talk about how we both kind of feel the media is turning everybody on each other. We kept it funny, relaxed. Nate watched so much TV and read so much social media during the BLM protests that he could feel his worldview changing toward the negative. We were both thinking about these ideas when we met last summer and we immediately traded stories and ideas on it. Now we're both kind of feeling that our thoughts are no longer our own. But for real, we kept it light. It's a great fun conversation. I wish I could talk to more people like this about far-out ideas and subjects without any worry about emotions flaring up. Almost everyone I know is just about on the same side of most issues. So it's wild that we're at each other's throats so much. Even comedians! We're a tiny group of fringe entertainers and we've somehow invented divisions among ourselves that have standup comedians hating other standup comedians! Nobody even fucked anybody's girlfriend! It's just people in a tiny group, hating other people in this tiny group because we're being rewarded for turning on each other or they're mostly showing us views we don't share by people we're not friends with. We're doomed! For more Ari: YouTube: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT  Listen to Skeptic Tank: https://bit.ly/libsyn-skeptic  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir  Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/  Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch  For more content & info: https://linktr.ee/arishaffir Website: https://www.arishaffir.com/  01/14 | Cleveland  01/21 | Phoenix 02/11 | Tampa  02/17 | Denver  02/27 | Vancouver 03/06 | Salt Lake City    Twitter: https://twitter.com/IsThatNateM  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/isthatnatemarshall/    For more Nate: Panites In The Mouth: Nate Marshall, Andy Malafarina, and LeMaire Lee https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/panties-in-the-mouth/id1489046721  Weeding Out The Stoned: Nate Marshall and Alex Grubard https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/weeding-out-the-stoned/id1340669075  Instagram  Twitter    The Music: Led Zeppelin - Communication Breakdown The Chi-Lites - We Are Neighbors Metallica - One Lupe Fiasco - Kick Push   Thank you to our sponsors! Go to YoKratom.com home of the $60 Kilo! and head to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order of Delta 8 products! 

    #452 Chicks Suck with Emma Willmann

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 120:37

    Emma Willman and I talk about women. What they like. And a loooooot about what they don't like. It was a funny conversation that I really could only have with a chick who dates chicks. Emma's standup is hilarious and she's constantly ranting about how much girls annoy her. I'm sure you guys have your own gripes. Feel free to let me know about them. See Ari on the road! For all dates and tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ 01/14 | Cleveland 01/21 | Phoenix 02/11 | Tampa 02/17 | Denver Check out Ari's Patreon for exclusive extra content from this episode with Emma Willmann: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch More: https://linktr.ee/arishaffir FOR MORE EMMA: Instagram Twitter Upcoming shows & more Listen to Inside The Closet with Emma and Matteo Lane: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/inside-the-closet/id1276618551 The Music: I hate Women - Marco Paloma 99 Problems - Jay-Z Girls - Beastie Boys James Brown - Let's Make Christmas Mean Something This Year   Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling, and head to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order of Delta 8 products.

    #451 Nirvana Is My Pearl Jam with Joe List

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 109:05

    Joe List came over to argue with me about music. For real Joe is top 3 or 4 comics into music. He's got great taste and he loves going to live shows even more than I do. And I really really love going to live shows. He does it sober all the time which is crazy to me, but that goes to show you how much he likes music. Legit though, all we really disagree on is whether Pearl Jam and Nirvana are great or just really good.  The intro is a manic recounting of the last two concerts I went to. If you're listening to this on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, put your phone on speaker and don't look at it again till the music is done.  Follow Joe: Instagram Twitter Tuesdays With Stories Tuesdays With Stories on Patreon December 22 - The Secret Group, Houston   YouTube: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT  Listen to Skeptic Tank: https://bit.ly/libsyn-skeptic  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir  Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/  Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ For more content & info: https://linktr.ee/arishaffir Website: https://www.arishaffir.com/  12/16​ | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland  01/21 | Phoenix 02/11 | Tampa  02/17 | Denver  02/27 | Vancouver 03/06 | Salt Lake City  The Music: Pearl Jam - Last Kiss Nirvana - Lake of Fire John Mellencamp - Pink Houses Billy Idol - White Wedding LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yourself Clean   Thanks to our sponsors! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off your order, and use code "Skeptic" at LiquidIV.com for 25% off your order!  

    #450 Unicycling In A Homeless Toilet with Jeff Danis and Ryan O'Neill

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 166:07

    Comedians and Beach Cops Ryan Oneill and Jeff Danis join me at a park in Los Angeles right outside an area where all the homeless people of Los Angeles take their malnourished dumps. It stunk so bad. The flies were not as unbearable as the stench that brought them. It's always a great time with the D&O! We saw vapid LA morons unicycle by looking for attention any way they can get it, as is the way in Los Angeles. It's a horrible town. And we've seen it turn our friends into soulless mental patients with enough money to somehow avoid being committed.  I think we also saw the beginning of a guerilla porn shoot in the woods. That and a tremendous moment where it was all O'neill could do to stop from trying to kill a deer with the blade he keeps tucked between his balls.  The title is a metaphor for how tenuous it is to navigate life in Hollywood without losing your humanity. Fun pod!  For more Danish & O'Neill:  Listen to the Danish & O'Neill Podcast! Apple Podcasts:  Spotify Twitter Instagram Follow Ryan on Instagram: Check out Beach Cops on Patreon   YouTube: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT  Listen to Skeptic Tank: https://bit.ly/libsyn-skeptic  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir  Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/  Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch  Instagram For more content & info: https://linktr.ee/arishaffir https://www.arishaffir.com/  12/09 | Boston 12/16​ | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland  01/21 | Phoenix 02/11 | Tampa  02/17 | Denver  02/27 | Vancouver 03/06 | Salt Lake City  Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling, and head to 3chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off delta 8 products.   The music: Distillers - City Of Angels Goldfinger - The City With Two Faces Bad Religion - Los Angeles Is Burning Death Cab For Cutie - I Can't See Why You'd Want To Live Here Silver Spoons Theme Song

    #449 That Chappelle Movie (Solocast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 58:59

    I attended skateboarder and standup comedian Dave Chappelle's screening of his movie at Madison Square Garden. And MAN! What a show. I really thought it was just going to be a movie screening. But why would I expect that for $100+ per ticket? No, Chappelle put on a show. Comedians, musicians, Jeff Ross. Folks! I wish you all could've been there. It was a really fun night. Please make sure to watch Dave Chappelle on Netflix today. He needs the views. And also watch my special on Netflix, Double Negative. It's not 2 specials like Dave's, it's a double special.    For more Ari: Tour dates: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ The Music: Tobe Nwigwe- I'M DOPE H.E.R ft. Daniel Caesar- Best Part   Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month and head to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off Delt 8 products!  

    #448 Mother Of The Year with Ms. Pat, Bob Saget, Rich Vos and Robert Kelly

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 97:18

    We got a whopper! Comedian and mom Ms Pat join comedian and America's dad Bob Saget, comedian and dad Rich Vos, comedian and father of a son who loves me more than him Robert Kelly, and fatherless multi-time abortionist, me, as they talk about what it's like to have and raise a child. We cover such important topics as when to beat your children (Pat and I agree on this one but I probably say to do it more than she says), the hemorrhoids women get during childbirth (I am a mother in this way), and what it's like at Ms. Pat's house with all her lesbo and hetero kids running around. Saget and I had both been over there. I got crushed at spades by her daughter and Bob had narrowly escaped getting beaten up after being mistaken for a banker.  This was recorded live at Skankfest South, the greatest comedy festival on the earthly planet. It is a pure expression of the joy of live comedy. Get tickets to next year's event. I won't be there. Big announcement of how I beat covid during the intro. And stay tuned for the outro where I break down what a jerk Dumbledore was to Harry Potter and how much I wanted to beat on the fans at Universal Studios.  I think this episode finally helped me figure out how to properly do a live episode of Skeptic Tank. It's gonna be a fun, lighthearted topic, and I have to get out of the way of the other comics and just let them go off. My job on these is as a producer and I'll just snipe away a little ala Mark Normand.    For more Ari: Subscribe: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT Tour Dates: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/skeptictank Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch Follow our guests! Ms. Pat: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comediennemspat/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/comediennemspat https://linktr.ee/mspat Bob Saget: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobsaget/ More: https://www.bobsaget.com/ Rich Vos: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rich.vos/ More: https://www.richvos.com/ Robert Kelly: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/robertkelly https://robertkellylive.com/ Thanks to our sponsor! Go to 3chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off your order!   The Music: Tracy Bonham - Mother Mother 2Pac - Dear Mama Li'l Wayne - That's All I Have Power Source - Dear Mr Jesus

    #447 From Rogan to La Grange with Shane Gillis and Mark Normand

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 122:09

    Comedian Shane Gillis and Comedian Mark Normand take a ride with me, known child abductor, further and further away from the liberal safety of Austin and closer and closer to the sexy dangers of La Grange.  We talk about our appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast the day before as well as above ground pools, the Drake burn rap, Shane's disgust that he's even doing this, my terrible driving, Shane's horrible fat fat fat body, my excellent shape for such a young man, and Mark just sits in the back and fires shots and butt trumpet songs at the front seat like a true American sniper.    Follow Shane: Instagram Twitter More! Follow Mark: Instagram Twitter More! For more Ari: Tour dates: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ For more content & info: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir   The Music: Tom Petty - Running Down A Dream Foghat - Slow Ride ZZ Top - La Grange Pusha T - The Story of Adidon   Thanks to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling and head to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order of Delta 8 products!  

    #446 Swipe Right If You're Horny with Jared Freid

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 106:21

    Modern love guru Jared Freid talks to me, a renowned late pull outer, about the dating scene, what can be improved on the apps, his successes, and failures with romance, and his hatred of charcuterie boards. I go off during the intro about my own sexual mishaps with Tinder and why these dating apps are worse for society than a billion nose jobs.  Second show added in Salt Lake City. The first one sold out in 3 days. So if you wanted to go, you better get tickets now. Boston at the Wilbur Theater on December 9.  Tampa and Orlando in November OKC, Boston, and San Antonio in December Cleveland and Phoenix in January Denver in February Get tickets at AriShaffir.com Follow Jared: Instagram Twitter TikTok Listen to his podcasts, U Up? and J Train Podcast, and more! The Music: The Ronettes - Be My Baby HIPPO - Swipe Daft Punk - Get Lucky The Raveonettes - That Great Love Sound Charlie Robison - My Hometown Thank you to our sponsors! Go to LiquidIV.com for 25% off your order using code "Skeptic" Go to 3chi.com and use code "Skeptic" and you'll get 5% off Delta 8 products!  And head to YoKratom.com home of the $60 Kilo! Thanks for sponsoring this episode and making me put out content each week.

    #445 My Daddy Was A Mobster with Anthony DeVito

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 123:45

    I talked to Comedian Anthony Devito about finding out his dad was a made guy in the mob before they found him shot many times in the trunk of a car. Also about coming to terms with his dad's violent lifestyle and how to articulate it on stage at his solo show this November 13th and Union Hall. Follow Anthony! instagram Twitter See his Solo show and more!   Ari's Upcoming Tour Dates: 11/12 | Orlando 11/19 | Tampa 12/02​ | OKC 12/09 | Boston 12/16​ | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland And now 03/06 Salt Lake City! Tickets on sale Wednesday Full schedule and tickets to upcoming shows: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Join Ari's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Cool Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ Thanks to our sponsor! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off.  

    #444 Rehab with Chloe LaBranche

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 132:30

    Recovering coke enthusiast and comedian Chloe LaBranche tells me about all her many trips to rehab. This one was WILD. So many great stories from Chloe about a world that's waaaay interesting and for some reason never really gets talked about too much. At 16 Chloe lived cooler than I do right now. I'm a dork. Your podcast host is a dork compared to this lady. It was a really fun episode by someone who's willing to share everything without worried about being judged, which is everybody's favorite type of podcast host. I go over the Chappelle/Netflix situation in the intro. Finally, a network executive has put into words that standup comedy is an art form and shouldn't be regulated by anyone. Let's hope this creates a new standard and allows all network execs to follow the amazing lead of Ted Sorandos and just leaves us alone to agitate some while entertaining the people who sign up to be entertained. Everybody else can take your anti-art stance and move into your place alongside the Taliban as they blow up antiquities. Because that's the side they're on. They're on the side of getting rid of art and we're on the side of enjoying art. Which side do you want to be on?  Follow Chloe! Instagram Youtube More from Ari: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ 11/12 | Orlando 11/19 | Tampa 12/02​ | OKC 12/09 | Boston 12/16​ | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland The Music: Amy Winehouse - Rehab Andrew WK - Party Hard Rihana - Rehab The Weeknd - I Can't Feel My Face   Thanks to our sponsors! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off your order. Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling. 

    #443 Can I Get A Witness with Doug Smith

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 156:21

    Former Jehovah's Witness Doug Smith and I talk about the Jehovahs. They. Are. Weird. Doug got raised in it when his mom decided some guy at her front door had great points. Parents never run it by their kids when they decide to join some cult. They always just sign everybody up for it without even a chance to weigh in. Anyway, it was a funny discussion of one of the world's most interesting sects of Christianity. I guess those snake handlers might have them beat. And the Shakers. Did you know the Shakers let their prepubescent boys practice pulling out on post-menopausal women? Also, they made great furniture. So I guess top 5 of weird Christians would be Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Shakers, Snake handlers, and the Amish. Damn. That gives me 4 ideas for new podcasts. More from Doug! Instagram Twitter Listen to Doug's album “Barely Regal”: https://800pgr.lnk.to/DougTW  Follow Ari on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ Support mayhem - Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/skeptictank Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch See Ari live - Get tickets for upcoming shows: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ 11/12 | Orlando 11/19 | Tampa 12/02​ | OKC 12/09 | Boston 12/16​ | San Antonio The Music: Marvin Gaye - Can I Get A Witness Eels - Jehova's Witness Loretta Lynn - Happy Birthday Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Doug Smith - Stopping A Rape The Raconteurs - Don't Bother Me Thanks to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling.  Head over to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off your order!

    #442 Summers End with Mat Edgar and Ryan O'Neill

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 155:45

    Mat Edgar, Ryan O'Neill, and I talked about our adventure in the woods for the final day of the greatest summer of my life. We found one of the coolest, most remote, wildernessy, beautiful, amazing, relaxing places I've ever stayed at. I wish I could've taken you all with me. But it'd be weird if I did. Mostly because there wouldn't have been enough Raniers to go around. But also the smell of poop would've been overwhelming. Counterpoint, though. Maybe I could've pooped on someone's poop. Either way, I'm taking you there if you close your eyes and use your imagination. This is the way I share my experiences with you. And this was an amazing one. I already want to go back. This summer lasted about 19 months for me this year. So I was sad to see it go. But it also made me remember all the great times I had. The beautiful sunsets I witnessed. The intro was actually kind of emotional for me. It really makes me want to get lost again. Just go live out my days on a beach. But… I got jokes about child death to tell to midwestern drunks. See you next week!  See Ari on the road! http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ 11/12 | Orlando 11/19 | Tampa 12/02​ | OKC 12/09 | Boston 12/16​ | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland For more Mat: Instagram Twitter Take The L - Comedy Album (2020) For more Ryan: Instagram Twitter The Music: Doors - Summer's Almost Gone Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong - Summer Time and The Living Is Easy White Stripes - We Are Going To Be Friends The Cure - Last Day Of Summer Beach Boys - All Summer Long Thank you to our sponsors! Use code "Skeptic" at 3Chi.com for 5% off your Delta 8 products. Be sure to visit YoKratom.com home of the $60 Kilo!

    #441 Korea Was Hell with Chris Alan

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 162:24

    Comedian and Air Force vet Chris Alan came over to tell me, famous draft dodger, about his time in the armed forces. It's waaaay different than what you see in movies. It was a funny and super interesting podcast about the gruntwork side of war.  Follow Chris: Instagram  Twitter  Listen to his new album, "Off Script" For more Ari: Upcoming tour dates: Follow on Instagram Patreon More   Thank you to our sponsors!  Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month. Order your liquid IV at LiquidIV.com and be sure to use code "Skeptic" for 25% off! Check out 3Chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off Delta 8 products. The Music: Jimmie Osborne - Thank God For Victory In Korea Cake - I Bombed Korea The Air Force Song Black Sabbath - War Pigs  

    #440 Avoiding The Conversation with Yannis Pappas

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 150:03

    Yannis Pappas came over to my house to talk about the greatest baseball game ever attended. But it turns out I'm a terrible podcast host and as much as Yannis tried to get to the topic we agreed on, I just kept missing the hints. So this ended up just being two friends joking around for 3 hours. I mean, you'd think after 10 years this guy would have learned how not to do this. Just real rookie stuff dude. Totally unprofessional. Follow Yannis! social: https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas  https://twitter.com/yannispappas  LongDays with Yannis Pappas Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5IkXCKRFALFlvcqeUzWrwi?si=-Jvf7psqTnCYZKov2wj_eQ&dl_branch=1  Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/longdays-with-yannis-pappas/id1547367594  Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/YanniLongDays  Website: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/  More from Ari! YouTube channel - Subscribe prompt: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT  Upcoming shows 2021/ tour dates:  http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/  Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/skeptictank  Patreon redirect:  https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir  Merch:  https://bit.ly/arishirts >>  https://podcastmerch.com/collections/ari-shaffir  Linktree:  https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir  The Music: Run DMC - Shut Up. You Talk too Much John Lee Hooker and Canned Heat - You Talk Too Much The Strokes - You Talk Way Too Much Creed - With Arms Wide Open   Thank you to our sponsors! YoKratom Home of the $60 Kilo! and head to 3Chi.com to use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order!  

    #439 Wrecks In Effects with John Hastings

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 195:09

    John Hastings and I talk about car accidents on a fun episode of Skeptic Tank. John has been in a dozen accidents so he's got a lot of experience. And I have hit and run over 34 people in my life, many of those resulted in fatalities. So I can't quite fully join in because of an antiquated statute of limitations rule in the state many of these “crimes” took place, but I've still got some stories left over.    Follow John! Instagram: @TheJohnHastings Twitter: @TheJohnHastings Download his new album: "Float Like A Butterfly John Hastings Like A Bee"  For more Ari: Subscribe for new episodes & more: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT Instagram: @arishaffir - https://bit.ly/arishaffirIG Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Merch & more: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ The Music: The Primitives - Crash Jan and Dean - Dead Man's Curve Wrecks in Effect- Rumpshaker Island of Misfit Toys Pearl Jam - Last Kiss   Thank you to our sponsors! Go to 3Chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order, and visit BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month!

    #438 Six Months Of Hating Men with Annie Lederman

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 133:05

    Annie Lederman tells me about her time as a man-hater. Annie has come out of it since then but she recounts the way she got caught up in a world of despising an entire gender and how she was able to extricate herself from that way of thinking.  For more Annie: Instagram: https://bit.ly/3mHmgk6 Twitter: https://bit.ly/2WszGpb Watch or listen to Trash Tuesday with Annie Lederman, Esther Povistky, and Khalyla Khun: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5tigjL4SYA_nWP-E8-eiBw https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trash-tuesday-w-annie-esther-khalyla/id1570695066   Get tickets to see Ari on the road: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Merch & more: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir   The Music Kiss Me Kate- I Hate Men Darryl Hall and John Oates - Maneater BB King - Heartbreaker Puddle of Mudd - She Hates Me I hate boys - Christina Aguilera   Thank you to our sponsor! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order!  

    #437 When The Store Had Balls with Eleanor Kerrigan

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 177:06

    Eleanor Kerrigan comes over to talk about the glory days of the Comedy Store. Eleanor and Ari were employees of the Store together at the turn of the century. That sounds weird but it's true. Are we old? Am I old? Is the only thing keeping me young a steady flow of mind-altering substances and laughs from live audiences? Or is it just the general utter lack of responsibility? My friends from high school look like you should call them sir. I look like a guy you'd find sleeping on your lawn on a weekday. Anyway, Eleanor and Ari talk about our favorite time at the Comedy Store. Back in between when it was famous in the '80s and when it was famous again in the 2010s. It was dark in those tweener years. Dark and vicious. That's when I got to the Store. When nobody in LA gave a fuck about that place. Literally, agents and managers were told by their companies to not go there. Crowds were sparse. Really really sparse. Sometimes we couldn't even get enough customers to start the show. And it was a breeding ground for fun. For wild nights. For mayhem. So come along with Ari and Eleanor. Two paid regulars who started as non-comedy employees. And listen to some amazing tales of a time and a place long gone. Back when the Store was the place that made me. When the Store had its balls.   The Music Turtles - Elenore Tennessee Ernie Ford - 16 Tons Carly Rae Jepson - Store Dean Martin and Nat King Cole -Long Long Ago    Thanks to our sponsor! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order!  Go to youtube.com/AriShaffir and hit SUBSCRIBE if you haven't already!

    #436 Breastfeeding For Adults with Greg Fitzsimmons

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 103:05

    Greg Fitzsimmons and Ari Shaffir go on a deep dive into forbidden acts of love in this public Patreon episode of Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank. The boys, victims of generational inbreeding of different styles, take Patreon submitted stories and questions about trouble with the law which leads them down the taboo road of adult breastfeeding. It's a very special episode of Ari's podcast and one which will go down in history as the reason neither of these overgrown children will be allowed into heaven. Listen to Greg Fitzsimmons: Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio Sunday Papers: http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod    Childish: http://childishpod.com  Follow Greg! Instagram: https://instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons  Twitter: https://twitter.com/gregfitzshow   Tour Dates: https://bit.ly/GregFitzTour   The Music: Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away Hermin's Hermits - No Milk Today G-Boy - Jail Cell Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers - Juvenile Delinquent Thank you to our sponsors! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order! And BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month! 

    #435 Cockfighter with Rojo Perez

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 147:45

    Standup comedian and retired rooster fighter Rojo Perez sits down with Standup comedian and rooster fight enthusiast Ari Shaffir to talk about cockfighting. Futu Manu in Tetum. Pelea De Gallos in Spanish. Probably some other names in other languages. Rojo entered his pet into one when he was a small boy in Puerto Rico. Too young to be doing stuff like that. Ari went to his when he was 43 in Timor Leste. Rojo Perez is now a small man so he has distance and age to help him look back on his cockfighting experience. And Ari Shaffir is about the same age but far more bald. You guys should see it. They're siiiiiiick. So much fun. And beautiful. And it really brings the community together.  Support Rojo: Check out Rojo's album 'Words' here: https://800pgr.lnk.to/RojoFA See Rojo in Austin, TX at The Creek & Cave September 18-19! Get tickets here: https://bit.ly/2VHKkb3 Ari's Tour Dates - http://AriShaffir.com/Tour The Music: Waka Flaka Flame - Rooster in My Rari Alice In Chains - The Rooster Archie Campbell - The Cockfight Joe Ely - Gallo Del Cielo   Thank you to our sponsors, YoKratom, home of the $60 Kilo! And visit 3Chi.com to use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off all Delta 8 products!  

    #434 Just A Little Bit More Than The Law Will Allow with Steve Rannazzisi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 107:30

    Star of the League, shoplifter, and standup comedian Steve Rannazzisi talks to tagged stealer of Netflix passwords, and standup comedian Ari Shaffir about breaking the law. These two friends of 20 years riff on Patreon submitted stories of run-ins with the police. There's a great story about eluding military police. It's part of a series called “Arresting Content” that Ari usually does as one of his selections on patreon.com/AriShaffir. Once every month or two the Skeptic Tank is having one of these Patreon-style podcasts for free for the general listener. It's an excuse to have some stupid fun instead of getting caught up all the time with a theme. You gotta let loose sometimes! Make sure to submit your own stories or your friend's stories of run-ins with the law to patreon.com/AriShaffir. There's also a “General Mail Bag" where you can submit topics, ridiculous would you rathers, stories, and news stories for Ari and sometimes guests to riff on, and a “Dear Ari” section where you can submit sex and dating advice questions or stories of sexual woes. Break the law whenever you can get away with it, young students. The law is not for you to follow. The law is for them to enforce. Make them work for their money.   Check out "What's the Odds" Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/whats-the-odds-with-steve-rannazzisi/id1201633295 And on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/3745651? Follow Steve! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/steverannazzisi/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/steverannazzisi?lang=en The Music: Waylon Jennings - Dukes of Hazzard The Vernon's- White Wine Stripes Theme Song Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood   Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month! And use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order at 3Chi.com

    #433 Anorexics Have Sick Diet Tips with Maddy Smith

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 142:32

    Former fatty and current standup comedian Ari Shaffir talks to world-renowned weight fluctuator and comedian Maddy Smith about her massive weight gains and losses and then gains again and then losses and then pass outs and then weight gains and then anorexia and then back to normal.  Nobody gives better weight loss tips than anorexics and Maddy has some great advice if you're trying to shed a few pounds. I mean, don't be anorexic, but also definitely do listen to their ideas on weight loss because obviously.  Ari is of Semitic heritage so his reaction to the sun in this video is massively more comfortable than the Irish and melting Maddy.  Don't forget to order your 2021 Shroomfest shirts now as well as the Alice in Wonderland shirt and the Aricat shirt. All are available at podcastmerch.com/Ari Follow Maddy! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddysmithcomedy Listen to her podcast "That Time of the Week"  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/that-time-of-the-week-with-maddy-smith/id1543315588 Check her out on Wild N Out on Mtv!   The Music Fiona Apple - Paper Bag Pulp - Anorexic Beauty Mazzy Star - Fade Into You Seven Mary Three - Cumbersome  Thank you to our sponsor! Go to 3chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order!

    #432 Bark Like A Doggie With Luis J. Gomez

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 119:42

    Comedian and homosexual child predator Luis Gomez talks to pot-stirrer and comedian Ari Shaffir about his old days selling comedy tickets to classless tourists in Times Square. The stories were WILD. Stories of sex and violence and an early Kurt Metzger. The podcast starts inside and then moves outdoors to Times Square to try and find some of these hustlers still working the beat. Plus Luis tries to make some sales himself to these idiots and even makes one. If this doesn't want to make you go to Skankfest November 4-7 (that's right, they're announcing more programming for the 4th) I don't know what will. Maybe you suck and you don't like great comedy. Or good comedy at least. The point is, Luis is homosexual. The whole comedy scene knows it and they just go on as if it's nothing and we shouldn't warn the gays that he's coming for their butts.  SKANKFEST SOUTH - NOVEMBER 5-7, 2021 | HOUSTON, TX: TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW! https://skankfest.net/ Follow Luis on Twitter: https://bit.ly/twittergomez Watch Legion of Skanks! For the latest video & audio episodes: https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/legion-of-skanks/ Thank you to our sponsors! YoKratom home of the $60 kilo! and be sure to visit 3Chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order! The Music: Started from the bottom now we're here - Drake Fountains of Wayne - Bright Future in Sales. Lightenin' Hopkins - Houston Bound Wyclef Jean - Gone Till November

    #431 Edibles: This Is How Those Stories Start with Mike Cannon and Brendan Sagalow

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 118:56

    Stand-up comedians Brendan Sagalow and Mike Cannon join Ari Shaffir to talk about the wonderous world of edibles. What to do, what not to do, and what happens when you're too impatient to wait for the first edible to kick in so you take another.  Stay tuned after the episode to relive Ari's stories about drugs from This Is Not Happening.    Here's The Scenario Podcast hosted by Mike, Brendan, & Mike Feeney: Listen & Watch: https://bit.ly/scenariopod | https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod Follow on social media: https://bit.ly/scenarioIG | https://bit.ly/scenariotwitter Stay in touch with Mike & Brendan: Follow Mike! Instagram: https://bit.ly/cannonIG | Twitter: https://bit.ly/cannontwitter Follow Brendan! Instagram: https://bit.ly/sagalowIG | Twitter: https://bit.ly/sagalowtwitter   Thank you to our sponsor, BetterHelp! Affordable, private online counseling. Anytime, anywhere. Go to https://www.betterhelp.com/ari for 10% off your first month. Discount code “ARI" will be automatically applied. Go to 3Chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" at check out for 5% off Delta 8 products. The Music Beastie Boys- Car Thief Snoop Dog - Edibles Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven  

    #430 Stav Cums On My Tits and Pours Cum Down My Throat: A Relationship Advice Episode with Stavros Halkias

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 102:51

    Host of the Cumtown podcast Stavros Halkias joins standup comedian Ari Shaffir for a relationship and sex advice episode of Skeptic Tank. This is a “Dear Ari” relationship advice episode that's usually available on Patreon only but in honor of Juneteenth, we're making this one available to the public. Standup comedian Stavros Halkias and former friend of Bert Kreischer's wife Ari Shaffir answer Patron submitted questions about wild sex, lame friends, and partners who pork out. This is the most important thing to happen to the country since Joe Biden reverse rammed Donald Trump and the drippings got imported by a viral lab on Wuhan and the rest was history. Please sign up for Ari's Patreon for more fun content like this and to keep hot loads all over his chest. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir SUPPORT STAV! For Stav's upcoming tour: https://stavvy.biz/pages/tour-dates Check out 'Stavvy Solves Your Problems' & more: https://bit.ly/3gIsNrB Watch Pod Don't Lie with Sam & Stav: https://www.drpshp.co/pod-dont-lie   The Music: Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You I'm gonna cum on your tits - Beaver Shoot Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody Boyz 2 Men - I'll Make Love To You Thank you to our sponsor! Go to 3chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off Delta 8 products!

    #429 Anxiety Ridden Time Bomb of Self Loathing with Big Jay Oakerson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 134:57

    Standup comedian and host of The Bonfire and Legion of Skanks (in that order) Big Jay Oakerson talks about his struggle with anxiety disorder with comedian and host of nothing Ari Shaffir. Jay really went through it, man. He was fine and then one afternoon, he wasn't. He couldn't breathe, he couldn't think straight, and the walls started crashing in. Ari has always been intrigued by mental disorders and this is the first time he has been able to really take a deep dive into anxiety. It was a very revealing and interesting discussion. Check out Big Jay Oakerson every week on the Legion of Skanks podcast. Ari Shaffir is the President of that podcast. Shane Gillis is the Vice President. Big Jay holds no office. Check out Ari's Patreon. This week he & Chris O'Connor riff on the topics and questions you submitted in a really fun mailbag episode. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir The sick new Ari Shaffir tour shirt is available here: https://bit.ly/arishirts - Get one & wear it to a show or wear it out. The tie-dye version is only available until June 30 so hurry up and get yours now. Please tell people about this episode. And click subscribe to be notified of upcoming episodes. Thanks to our sponsor BetterHelp! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month The Music: Green Day - Basket Case (live) Bad Religion - Anxiety Queen and Bowie - Under Pressure Ramones - Anxiety

    #428 Crazy Latin Chick with Kim Congdon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 164:01

    Comedian Kim Congdon is fucking nuts. Standup comedian and your host Ari Shaffir sits down with this crazy Chonga to discuss the origins of the stereotype of the fiery Latin woman and how wild and fun it can be to observe her in action. She has always frightened me with her crazy Puerto Rican-style rage. The intro is live from the Mexico City Central Parque de Perros. Viva Puerto Ricas! Make sure to listen to Kim's podcast,  @Broad Topix because if her numbers don't increase by 17% or more she's going to slash my front left tire. And subscribe to Ari's Patreon so he can afford witness relocation after Congdon decides she's gotta deal with this puta judeo. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Connect with Kim! Watch Kim's podcast 'Broad Topix' on Gas Digital Network Thursday's at 9PM/ET: https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/broad-topix/ Follow Kim on social media, & more: https://linktr.ee/broadtopix Subscribe to Broad Topix on YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/BroadTopix The Music: Gnarles Barkely - Crazy Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats Bad Bahbie feat Lil Yachty - Gucci Flip Flops N.O.R.E., Nina Sky, Daddy Yanke - Oye Mi Canto Patsy Cline - Crazy   Thank you to our sponsors: YoKratom, Home of the $60 Kilo! and be sure to use Promo Code "Ari" for 15% off at RugietMen.com

    #427 You're Fired with Graham Kay

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 154:20

    Comedian Graham Kay has been fired more than anyone on Earth. Stand-up comedian Ari Shaffir, fresh off not appearing on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast for two years and before that losing his own show 'This Is Not Happening,' now sits down with Graham to discuss the many times he’s been fired. The intro covers some of Ari’s own firings even though he left off getting fired from his own stupid show that he’s just realizing now would’ve been a solid thing to talk about instead of the same Domino’s story he’s told like 80 times already. Although, to be fair, he wasn't exactly fired from that show as much as blackmailed and forced to step aside. Plus stay tuned for the outro where Ari also profits off another comedian’s hard work. "Chinese Democracy" by Bill Burr (Official Blog of Comedian, Bill Burr: Tuesday, March 4, 2008): https://bit.ly/3i1GRgR  Connect with Graham! Watch Graham's special 'Graham Kay: Stupid Jokes': https://bit.ly/3vDmMkY Check out  @The Edge Lords  podcast: https://bit.ly/3fBdTTt I nstagram: https://bit.ly/3yP9VxT | Twitter: https://bit.ly/3i5yhgV Ari is back on the road, get your tour merch now! http://bit.ly/cattourshirt With Mark Normand, Dina Hashem, Mike Vecchione and Gary Vider at SoulJoel's Comedy Club - June 6

    #426 Beaten By Hecklers: A Patreon Mailbag Episode With Robert Kelly

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 88:26

    Standup comedian Robert Kelly and standup comedian Ari Shaffir share their plan for world domination in a public Patreon episode. This is the kind of thing I do all the time on Patreon behind the paywall but I didn’t have a podcast for this week. So my lack of responsibility is your win! Congrats for following a degenerate. Join the Patreon for more content like this!: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir #arishaffir #skeptictankpodcast #bobbykelly  Check out Robert Kelly's Podcast: https://bit.ly/3uifSQG  Join his Patreon: Patreon.com/RobertKelly for "Live From The Shed" and more!  Check Dates, Get Merch and More at https://robertkellylive.com/

    #425 Garbage People with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 127:19

    Comedians Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from the  @AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast  joins standup comedian and your host Ari Shaffir in Kevin’s mom’s basement to talk about what makes someone human trash. The intro was recorded in front of a White Castle because obviously. No podcast has better locations than Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank. Kippy and Herbert are experts on garbage people. H. Foley has been at the forefront of the Flaming Hot Cheetos revolution for years and Kevin Ryan is well known in the comedy community for clipping his toenails on the subway. Please start telling friends about this show. Make sure to hit subscribe so you’re notified of new episodes and videos but also really really tell everybody on your social media about Skeptic Tank and the  @Ari Shaffir  YouTube channel so people discover this thing & we can all help annoy the squares who hate weird, dirty, offensive, drug-related, and/or outsider material that bothers non-fans so much. I’m Ari Shaffir, and I thank you for your support. #AYG #arishaffir #comedy #areyougarbage Connect with Are You Garbage? Podcast! Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3hiA9mp Social Media: Instagram: https://bit.ly/3uryuyt | Twitter: https://is.gd/3jMXFF See AYG live! For tickets: https://linktr.ee/AYGLiveShows Join Ari's Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Subscribe for full episodes: https://bit.ly/2SxX7LL AND check out the new  @Skeptic Tank Clips  YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3f39cQS   The Music: Ike Turner and the Family Vibe - Garbage Man G-Love and Special Sauce - Garbage Man Kid Rock - Bawitaba Garbage - Not your kind of people (video game version) Cracker - Eurotrash Girl

    #424 Road Trip with Mark Normand

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 97:16

    Mark Normand and I take a drivecast down to Pennsylvania for a show at SoulJoel’s Comedy Amphitheater. And we shot the shit the whole drive. I’ve always heard podcasts described as two friends talking in the front seat while you’re listening from the backseat. Well, here we are. An actual conversation from two of your best comedy buddies from the front seat. Mark &  @Sam Morril together have a new podcast, "We Might Be Drunk With Mark Normand and Sam Morril"! Watch it here: https://bit.ly/3vu8FxF Watch Mark's special, 'Out To Lunch' on  @YouTube  if you haven't already: https://youtu.be/tDolNU89SXI Support Ari & become a patron! Check out jungle soundscape playlists, exclusive content & more: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Buy tickets for June 6th at SoulJoel's Comedy Club in Royersford, PA here: https://nightout.com/events/arijune6/6-6-2021/154356/tickets Use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order at 3chi.com! The Music: Willie Nelson - On The Road Again Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name John Denver - Country Roads

    #423 Pinc Louds Saved Our Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 132:30

    Lead singer of Pinc Louds, Claudi, sat down with standup comedian  @Ari Shaffir in Tompkins Square Park NYC to talk about busking and street performing in general. The summer could have gone in two directions. We could have shut ourselves in, and given into the gloom and doom of the news, or we could've gotten out there and taken back our city. And Pinc Louds were among the many outsider artists who took charge and said "We're not going down without a fight." That fight involved socially distanced mosh pits and meetups in the park to watch some actual live music. We could've lost this summer, but at least in the East Village of New York City, Pinc Louds saved it. Pinc Louds saved our summer. Podcaster Ari Shaffir interviews Claudi of Pinc Louds about one of the most interesting summers in New York City's history. ▻ Check out music videos & clips on  @Pinc Louds YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/2OVpSAJ ▻ Follow Pinc Louds on Spotify! https://spoti.fi/3gn4gZg ▻ Learn more about Pinc Louds & tell them how much you liked this podcast! https://linktr.ee/pinclouds The Music by Pinc Louds -Dream Catcher -Babies -Shaking -Spellbound -Soul In My Body

    #422 Chinese Circus Freak with Andrea Jones-Rooy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 223:47

    Comedian and Political Scientist Andrea Jones-Rooy came over to talk to standup comedian  @Ari Shaffir about her time being a circus performer in Shanghai, China. That is correct. It’s one of the more interesting episodes of Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank you’re ever going to hear. Andrea made me miss Shanghai. Even though I’m traveling right now, this podcast made me have wanderlust. She made me homesick for being away from home. And what a story! Andrea Jones-Rooy got into circus performing in one of the wildest cities in the world, Shanghai. I did the intro in a river tributary in South America. It’s a podcast that’s gonna make you want to leave. Wherever you are, you’re going to want to leave. Check out Andrea's podcast @AskaPoliticalScientist https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSk4eWAHQYnG4CgyGjXnxHw Follow Andrea on Twitter and Instagram @JonesRooy http://www.jonesrooy.com/ Join Ari’s Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/skeptictank   The Music: Brittney Spears - Circus Shigeru Umebayashi - Take Me To Shanghai Akinyele - Just Put It In My Mouth Three Dog Night - The Show Must Go On

    #421 There's No Glory Holes For Women with Ian Fidance

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 83:09

    Ian Fidance and I took a drive down to New Jersey and talked and laughed about his weird level of sexuality. He’s got some unique views on sex and love and whether or not he’s gay. I assumed he was at least bi but he doesn’t agree.  It’s a fun driving episode that I’m gonna do more of. I think the last one I did like this was with Duncan Trussell talking about Buddhism. Solid way to multitask while putting other drivers and pedestrians in grave danger.    ▻ Watch  @Bi Guys Podcast  on YouTube here: https://bit.ly/2Pvk01l ▻ Listen to Ian’s Infinite Playlist Live Fridays, 1PM on  @SiriusXM  Channel 99 or on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3dmDKw0    The Music- Living Colour - Bi Glory Hallelujah at Dallas Police Memorial  Joan Jett - I Hate Myself For Loving You Book of Love - Pretty Boys and Pretty Girls Go to KushyDreams.com and enter promo code “Ari” for 15% off your order! 

    #420: "A Pot of Weed" w/ Dan Soder, Tony Hinchcliffe, Adrienne Iapalucci, Duncan Trussell, Sal Vulcano, Steve Rannazzisi, Mark Normand

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 156:03

    A celebration of marijuana in honor of the 420th episode of Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Podcast. I got my friends and comedians Duncan Trussell, Dan Soder, Tony Hinchcliffe, Steve Rannazzisi, Sal Vulcano, Adrienne Iapalucci, and Mark Normand to all tell me their favorite weed stories. We got into how we started smoking, the munchies, gettting TOO high, and so much more. I forgot about almost all of this as soon as I finished recording it because of weed. So watch or listen to this today and then again on April 20th once you’ve forgotten everything. Light one up and join us! ▻ Watch The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder! Live Monday through Thursday, 5-7PM/ET on Faction Talk 103 on Sirius XM ▻ Watch Kill Tony every Monday from Austin, Texas: https://bit.ly/3dcMXXC ▻ Watch Adrienne Iapalucci's special 'Baby Skeletons' on Ari Shaffir's YouTube channel here: https://youtu.be/ca07ZBPbtXY ▻ Watch Mark Normand's special 'Out to Lunch' on YouTube: https://youtu.be/tDolNU89SXI & check out his new podcast with Sam Morril 'We Might Be Drunk': https://bit.ly/3deji0i ▻ Watch 'The Midnight Gospel' on Netflix: https://bit.ly/3ftb4Ep ▻ Listen to 'What's the Odds? with Steve Rannazzis‪i‬': https://apple.co/3u3NOko ▻ Listen & Watch Sal Vulcano on 'Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! Podcast, and on Taste Buds with Joe DeRosa on No Presh Network Join Ari's Patreon! Sign up here: http://patreon.com/arishaffir For more content & exclusive merch: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir Music: Rick James - Mary Jane Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf John Prine - Illegal Smile Willie Nelson - Roll Me Up And Smoke Me When I Die Cyprus Hill - Hits from the Bong Manu Chao - Clandestino Neil Young - Roll Another Number Brewer & Shipley - One Toke Over The Line ________________________ Thanks to our Artists: Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing Music: Raelyn Nelson @raelynnelsonband covering "Ari Shaffir Owns This Song" by Pepper Goins - Rushmore Podcast #skeptictankpodcast #arishaffir #comedy #skeptictank420 #standup

    #419: "Stay in Your Lane" w/ Nate Bargatze

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 178:56

    My guest today Nate Bargatze and I are talking about Hollywood, and its pontifical actors who can’t seem to stop gabbing. They give us their opinions constantly, all day long, and most of the time without doing any research or taking the time to educate themselves beforehand. Or it's the self-important cause that they’re shoving in your face. But a lot of people are struggling, and Hollywood just keeps talking down to you. It’s infuriating, and we can’t stand it or them. Us comics, on the other hand, like to stay in our lane. We try to tell jokes, make you laugh. Not telling you how to live or what the deal is with this or that. And Nate does just that. His output & the level that he’s hitting on stage is amazing. He crushes it every time.  An interesting thing about his stand-up, which has nothing to do with his success — is that he’s incredibly clean. But you wouldn’t necessarily notice it unless it’s pointed out. You can’t go wrong with his stuff. You will go wrong with my stuff. You don’t have to pause his specials when your dad walks in. That's 3 specials you can watch with your family, including his new one that is available now!  His brand new special "The Greatest Average American" is available and streaming on Netflix today. He literally is the greatest average American. You won’t hear any thoughts on social justice, how to live your life, who to vote for, or what church to go to. You will, however, laugh the entire time.  Watch 'The Greatest Average American' on Netflix is a Joke TODAY! ▸ Watch the trailer for Nate's new special! Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American | Official Trailer | Netflix: https://youtu.be/VPJcztktXSw ▸ The Nateland Podcast - Check it out here: https://tinyurl.com/ydcjv6ad ▸ Get social with Nate! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/natebargatze/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/natebargatze Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/natebargatze/ ▸ Listen to Skeptic Tank Podcast: https://apple.co/2PYTYmU ▸ Check out Ari Shaffir's Patreon, exclusive merch, & more here: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir The Music: Burn Hollywood Burn - Public Enemy Ricky Gervais - Golden Globes Speech 2019 Shut up - BEP Mind Your Own Business - Lots of people Imagine - A bunch of assholes Thanks to our Artists: Marisa Pellegrino - Editing - @marisa_pellegrino Patrick Holbert - Editing - @theholbertreport Becky Rodriguez - Production - @humanplac3s #skeptictankpodcast #arishaffir #natebargatze #comedy #standup #netflixisajoke #thegreatestaverageamerican

    #417: "You're Gay" w/ Matteo Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 138:21

    Standup Comedian Matteo Lane comes on Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank this week to tell me all about gay culture. It’s FASCINATING. And it’s changed so much since I first discovered gays back in college. Matteo Lane is one of the most interesting and rational people to talk to at the back table of the Comedy Cellar and I’m glad to finally get him on the podcast. We talked about Prep, blasting loads into butts, Grinder, cheating, and anything else I could think of to ask him about what it’s like being gay these days. Such a fun one. ◆ Check out Matteo's podcast "Inside The Closet with Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann"! Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/46jawyr2 ◆ Find 'Inside The Closet with Matteo Lane & Emma Willmann on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/ITC ◆ Follow Matteo on Instagram: @matteolane ◆ Learn more about Matteo: https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ The Music Lady Gaga - Born This Way Billie Eilish - I Wish You Were Gay Ain’t Nobody Straight in LA - The Miracles You Make Me Feel - Sylvester In The Navy - Village People Thanks to our Artists: Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production #arishaffir #skeptictankpodcast #matteolane #lgbtcomedy

    #416: "Serious as a Heart Attack" w/ Keith Robinson

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 144:08

    Standup comedian Keith Robinson joins standup comedian Ari Shaffir this week to tell me about his stroke. I had a lot of questions. And Keith was forthcoming and hilarious. My favorite kind of guest. Keith is one of the most giving comedians on the planet. You can trace tons of great comics who point to him as one of the biggest influences on their careers and their lives. He looks out for young comedians, especially the ones from Philadelphia. It really makes me want to work harder to help younger comics. And I already do plenty. But Keith Robinson makes me want to do even more. ✦ Follow Keith on Twitter: https://twitter.com/1keithrobinson ✦ For all of Ari's projects and accounts: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir Music: Toni Braxton - Unbreak My Heart The Strokes - Is This It? Billie Joel - Movin’ Out Marvin Gaye - Don’t Do it Thanks to our Artists: Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production Raelyn Nelson - @raelynnelsonband covering "Ari Shaffir Owns This Song" By Pepper Goins - The Rushmore Podcast

    #415: Baby Skeletons w/ Adrienne Iapalucci

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 58:55

    https://venmo.com/adrienne-iapalucci - or - http://Paypal.me/BabySkeletons We’re trying something different this week. I, Ari Shaffir, am bringing you an entire album of one of my favorite comedians in the world. For free. Adrienne Iapalucci has been opening for me for the last couple years. Anyone who saw my Jew hour and thought, “Fuck, that lady was dark” knows what I’m talking about. You know why I refer to her as “The Dark Queen.” And that’s what she is. Standup comedian Adrienne Iapalucci is a cold-blooded dark joke writer. Following her every night forced me to improve my punchlines. I’m not exaggerating. She’s that good. If you saw her open for me, you know I’m right. This pandemic has hit her really hard, though. She was about to start headlining so much that she wasn’t going to be available to me and my crowds any more. And then this virus changed everything. It took away our ability to perform. There’s no more income. She’s seriously looking for day jobs and wondering how she’s going to pay her rent. And now she’s got a new album out called “Baby Skeletons” that she recorded before the pandemic. So here’s what we’re going to try. I’m letting you hear it for free. And I want you to give Adrienne what you think that was worth to you. If I were you, I’d start with $1 before you even listen to it. Because any album is worth that much. But then once you’ve heard it, I think you’ll agree it’s worth a lot more. And I understand that not everybody is in the same financial position as everybody else. So maybe you can only spare $7.00. Or maybe you’re doing great and you can spare a 20 or a 50. You gotta decide for yourself how much you laughed at what took her years to make and how much you want to support comics like this putting out their own material. Show this podcast to your friends and tell them to support her, too. I do this kind of thing for the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. The richer people end up paying more. The poorer people end up paying less. And overall I make enough money to justify me going out there to Scotland for a month. Enough that I can justify going out there. More than I made in a month of road gigs 10 years ago. And more than Adrienne makes now on the road. But the coolest part of it for me was how the poor college kids and the adults with real jobs could all come together to enjoy something they all liked; my degenerate comedy. After the shows, I would stand in the back with a bucket. And people would toss in whatever they had. When I was off, I definitely felt that in the bucket. But no matter what people gave me, it was cool to have them say thank you as they passed, and know that no matter what they put in there, they were putting it in because they wanted to AFTER knowing what they had gotten in terms of the show I put on. So that’s what we’re doing with Adrienne. All the money you Venmo her or Paypal her will go directly to her. If she makes enough, she can use the money to film her next special. Adrienne is an introverted joke writer. And the standup she does end up doing on big platforms gets censored to hell. That Parkland joke was the number one joke of 2018. Most NY comics agreed with that. And they wouldn’t even let her do it on a dirty comedy on Netflix. That’s the state we’re in for standup. If she was as big as Dave Chappelle or Bill Burr it wouldn’t have been a problem. So you guys get to hear it here instead. You gotta make the world into what you want it to be by supporting that vision with your dollars. The Music The Misfits - Last Caress

    #418: "The Spiritual Healer" w/ Bonnie Willow

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 121:12

    Bonnie Willow is a super interesting woman I met in a hostel in the Andes. She is a Reiki Master and Inter-Faith Minister. Bonnie also runs a school, The School of Peace. I don’t even know how to describe it. It's about spirituality. And about energy healing, cleaning your insides. We sat in the setting sun and talked about meditation, consciousness, and a lot of other really heady stuff that I, standup comedian  @Ari Shaffir , have tons of trouble wrapping my head around. I know a lot of this is going to sound like hocus pocus to much of my audience. But for those of you who get a spark out of what we were talking about, I encourage you to reach out to Bonnie to ask her whatever you want or just to tell her you enjoyed the conversation. It was a fascinating talk and I’m lucky that my travels put me in contact with such unique people. ✦ Learn more about Bonnie Willow here: http://bonniewillow.com/ ✦ Buy Bonnie's book "Love, Light & Business: Business Anatomy For Holistic Healers" here: https://amzn.to/37YqMCJ ✦ Join Ari's Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/skeptictank ✦ To stay up to date with Ari, exclusive merch, and more: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir The Music: Govinda Jaya Jaya - Kula Shaker KRS One - Ocean Within Duke Ellington - Lost In Meditation Porter Wagoner - Moments of Meditation Lost In My Mind - The Head and the Heart Thanks to our Artists: Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino - Editing #arishaffir #skeptictankpodcast #comedy #bonniewillow #schoolofpeace #energyhealer #reiki #christaspiritualhealing #ColoradoInterfaithSeminary

    #414: Friend Zone w/ Brendan Sagalow

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 243:30

    Brendan Sagalow is a master at getting turned down by women. “I just don’t see you like that,” they tell him. It’s called being put in the friend zone. And it happens to Brendan A LOT. Join us as we discuss this horrible phenomenon. Ari Shaffir and Brendan Sagalow have been turned down by over 200 women. 1 by Ari and then Brendan picked up the slack. Don’t forget to buy or download Sagalow's new album, “Not Now More Than Ever.” Brendan Sagalow is one of the best up and coming comics in New York. When he’s not eating 6 meals a day, he’s busy doing spot after spot to work on his craft. And his hard work has paid off. Grab his album today! https://tlbrecords.lnk.to/BrendanTW And listen to his podcast, Garbage Days: https://brendansagalow.squarespace.com/garbage-days-podcast Patreon: Please help support me by joining my Patreon. For $5 a month, it pays part of the salaries of the people who made this video. The other part comes from selling blood on weekends. New merch just went up this week. Exclusive to Patreon members and nobody else. http://patreon.com/arishaffir   The Music Chris Isaak - Wicked Games Ben E. King - I Who Have Nothing    - (You gotta listen to that whole song. The pain in this dude's voice is amazing) The Who - Who Are You Pulp - Like A Friend     - (I've been getting way into Pulp lately) The Avalanches - If She Don't Love Me    - (The song is great but the video is AWESOME) Sam Smith - Not In That Way          - (This ain't my kind of music but it's so on point to the topic of this podcast I felt obligated to put it in)

    #413: My 2020 Year In Review Part 7 of 7 - Resolutions and Goals for 2021 - Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank podcast -

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2021 18:31

    I try to do these public resolutions every year. That way I'm more likely to stand by them. Everybody should make resolutions. They're not lame. They're goals. It's important to verbalize where you want to go this year and what you want to do. These are the goals of me, Ari Shaffir. Please leave in the comments your own goals. Maybe we can steal some of each other's.    Here are mine in no order: Read two books Finish writing my book Make a standup special for someone Go to 2 new countries (maybe 3) 100,000 YouTube subscribers 3,000 Patreon subscribers Reach out to comics going through public trouble Remember the great parts of 2020 Please sign up for My Patreon. Not many more till I start my follow up on there to each Skeptic Tank and answer any questions the patrons have about the episode. I get how frustrating I can be with my half finished stories and questions I forgot to ask. This'll be your chance to hold me accountable. And starting today, there's exclusive merch on there available on to the Patrons and nobody else.  Patreon.com/AriShaffir   Thank you to our sponsor, hammocks. Hammocks are like sleeping on air. They're the most comfortable place to take a nap and they make you look like a boss. Hammocks: for when you want to read only 2 pages of your book before you fall asleep.   The Music Reginald Omas Mamode IV - In Search of Balance I really love this song. Nothing more to say about it. I don't know much about the artist. But at very minimum the guy nailed it at least one time, which most artists never get to. 

    #413: Year In Review (6 of 7) - Leaving America - Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 53:28

    With the winter approaching, and the threat of lockdowns looming, I decided to leave the country to do some exploring. Ari Shaffir loves to travel. And what a better time than now. It's scary to do, but once I made the decision it became a lot easier. This episode of My 2020 Year In Review podcast breaks down why I decided to hit the road, how I chose where I would go, and what things are like where I went. My first week was scary, just like every time I travel. But then I settled in and figured out all the best places to get food poisoning, how to properly wrap up pooped-on toilet paper for the garbage since you're not allowed to flush it here, and the process of finding weed. This runs all the way through December 31 and the most unique New Year's celebration I've ever taken part in.   Please sign up for my patreon! Bonus content all the time. Plus access to exclusive merch. And early access to some of the podcasts. And the main thing is it helps keep me sane to know that even if I lose all my sponsors, I'll still be ok to keep making the content I find interesting instead of being forced to make things that'll pay my rent.  Patreon.com/AriShaffir   Thank you to our sponsor, $3 meals. At $3 meals you won't believe how much food they give you for $3. A soup, main course with side and tiny salad, sensible sized desert, and a big fresh fruit juice. It's nuts. You expect it to be like $15-$20 but then when you ask for la cuenta and they hit you with that $6 para dos people you're like, "whaaaaaaaat?" And they're available all over the country. Pretty much any time you get a lunch by the side of the road, that's what you're getting. I love it here.    And our other sponsor, Terrible Internet. With terrible internet, it becomes nearly impossible to plan podcasts. Terrible internet is available all over this country. You don't even have to seek it out. It'll find you. And remember, when your AirBnB host says the internet is "really good." they mean it's really good in relation to the rest of the country, which means it's terrible. And if you get terrible internet, make sure to use promo code: "bang on the desk in anger till your hand breaks every time you lose the signal in the middle of a damn 6th and Jump podcast" for nothing off your order. Terrible Internet; it'll make you appreciate America.   The Music James Brown  - Let’s Make This Christmas Mean Something This Year (Parts 1 and 2) I listened to James Brown's Christmas album on Christmas day in Cuenca. Super underrated album. I had a tree for only the second time in my life. With a mask I burnt on New Year's Eve on top of the tree like it was a star. Stockings behind it. And I was playing cards, drinking a hot cinnamon drink called canelazo, my dog there, hanging out in a town in the Andes. And when that chorus came on talking about "Let's... Make Christmas... Mean something... This year," I just felt so happy. Like, yeah man. I am making it mean something this year. And let's all make it mean something next year, too. How about it?  

    #413 My 2020 Year In Review 5/7 - The Skanks Election - Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Legion of Skanks Luis Gomez Big Jay Oakerson Dave Smith Shane Gillis Zac Amico Joe Derosa No More Weeks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 13:16

    I almost forgot about the election that saved comedy. Not the presidential election. No, that doesn't really matter. We're still gonna be at war with 7 countries and watch the rich get richer and the poor get poorer regardless of who won that. I'm talking about the Legion of Skanks election. I decided to run for the president of someone else's podcast.   I'm Ari Shaffir, and I stand for Mayhem.   Every week, I would offer a different sacrifice at the alter of comedy. And in return, the gods of laughs rewarded me with the highest office in the land. During this recap, I didn't even remember some of the best stuff that happened. There was way more about this than I remembered while avoiding sheep poop. I forgot making Derosa wait downstairs in the sweaty basement just to get betrayed like a chump when he came upstairs. I forgot getting the best celebrity endorsements and then getting Big Jay's family and Luis's son to endorse me. Dave Smith's jerk of a daughter refused to betray him. I forgot the lie detector. I forgot hosting the debates and my announcement that I'd be running. I think I even forgot that I wore a different suit all 8 times I came on. If you want to watch the recap of the Skanks election, there's a 2 hour video about it here that I'll link to on the YouTube video of this podcast. I'll put a box link to it at the end of the video.   Thank you to our sponsor: Dan Soder. Because of the generous contributions made by the Soder Superpac, I, Ari Shaffir, was able to win the most important election of our lifetime. The Soder Superpac; sponsoring winners in NY and beating up losers in PA since before Jesus.   Please sign up for my Patreon. I'm about 3 days away from having exclusive Tee shirts and other merch up there that will only be available to patrons and nobody else. That's in addition to bonus solo podcasts, occasional riffs with other comics on the topics the patrons submit, and early releases of podcasts. Patreon.com/AriShaffir.   I'm Ari Shaffir. And I stand, for mayhem.   The Music Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen - No One Tells The President What To Do

    #413: My 2020 Year In Review 4/7 - Best Summer Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 52:15

    In part 4 of My 2020 Year in Review podcast, I talk about returning to New York City. I am standup comedian Ari Shaffir. And I'm only a standup comedian while I'm doing standup comedy. Otherwise, I'm just the internet's greatest yogi. Things in New York were starting to open up again. So I made my return. And what a great decision that was. New York was ALIVE. People were drinking in the streets. All our comedian friends were hanging out. They say crime was up, and if crime includes drug use, then yeah, my crime was WAAAAY up. Molly flowed. Booze flowed. Weed flowed. The cokeheads and the potheads came to terms with each other and met in the middle at the bar. Everybody was happy. And standup was the coolest it's been in decades. Comics were responding to things. Not just doing well written jokes about nothing. Now we had BLM, Covid, the elections, Ellen, and so much more to talk about. It felt important. I loved it! We all gotta figure out a way to hold onto the good parts of this summer when next summer rolls around.   Please subscribe to my Patreon. If you were a member, you could've heard this podcast over a week ago. Plus at patreon.com/arishaffir there's exclusive merch and bonus podcasts for patreon members only.   Thank you to our sponsor, walktails. It's like a capri sun pouch full of booze. Imagine a pouch of margarita to go. Yeah. And they were available at just about every bar in Manhattan and Brooklyn. Walktails. I didn't invent the word, but I love the word. Eventually they made the bars serve food with them so bars would give you chips or a half a bologna sandwich or even a single tortilla. I barfed outside so many times!   The Music   Pinc Louds - Shake It The Pinc Louds are the spirit of creativity in New York. They are a fake band and they are at the forefront of a movement to steal the city back from the rich and make New York cool again. You should see them live. You can listen online until you get that chance, but once you get that chance, take it. Claudi is a busker. And busker's play. And the Pinc Louds play well. And they play loud. And they bring the party. Get a tall boy and come hang. Check the Pinc Louds instagram to see when they're playing next and then get on a bike and make your way over.    

    #413 My Year In Review 3/7 - Moving Into My Parents' Basement

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 53:02

    Covid changed a lot for a lot of people. Bezos is killing it more than ever. And whoever owns Purell. But for the rest of us things went off the rails. With the March lockdown looming, standup comedian and yoga guru Ari Shaffir decided to take his dog and go live with his parents out in the suburbs.   In part 3 of my 2020 Year in Review podcast, I talk about living with my parents. My NYC apartment didn't seem like the best place to be forced to stay inside all day. So I left the city I love to have a unique and lovely time with my mom and dad. To get to hang out with your mother and father for that amount of time, as an adult, is an experience I'll never get to have again and I'm eternally thankful to that bat dude in China for making it happen.   My dog loved it, too. All she did all day was figure out ways to escape the yard and run into the woods to chase deer. While my friends were busy signing hundred million dollar deals, I was busy nailing mesh fencing to trees. Wouldn't trade places. And I pondered that every afternoon, drinking wine on the deck while watching the sunset with my mom.   Please sign up for my Patreon.com/AriShaffir for bonus content. You coulda heard this episode a week ago if you were on there. Plus exlusive merch offers and patreon-only podcasts.   Thank you to our sponsor, rosay. Rosay. For when you're too old to party but you still want to catch a buzz in the burbs, think rosay. It's the wine you're afraid to admit you love.   And our other sponsor, Outfield Fencing. When you want to keep your dog in the yard until the moment you go inside for 2 freaking minutes to go pee, think outfield fencing. It's strong, totally destructible if your dog chews on it a little bit or a deer runs into it, and easy to run under. Outfield fencing. It's really just for baseball.   The Music Big Freedia - Rona Rona   If you don't know Big Freedia, you're missing out. You can pretty much play any 10 of her songs in a row and you've got an instant dance party. She's the queen of bounce, the diva of dance, the shake it up shaman, and the party princess. Go look her up. Tell her to come on the podcast to talk about the history of New Orleans Bounce.    

    #413: My 2020 Year In Review 2/7 - Troll of the Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 60:16

    Troll of the Year. On part 2 of My 2020 Year in Review podcast I talk about how I brought a city to its knees. With a few expertly timed and crafted words I made Los Angeles crumble. It was hilarious. Even the comedy world wasn’t immune from my power. While most standups laughed and were tremendously supportive, a few comedians fell to my power. Some who had previously held that jokes were always just jokes, for the first time in their lives took the side of the censors. They had never been so expertly triggered before and they lost their minds. And we all laughed at them. It was one my greatest trolls, if not my greatest. It made hypocrites out of the mighty and showed the world how much they overvalued the lives of celebrities. Their anger was my applause. Their threats of violence were my standing ovation. I am God. The Music Distillers - City of Angels   Please subscribe to my Patreon.com/AriShaffir so that I can keep making jokes I find funny without having to worry too much about the massive amounts of money that it keeps costing me. You also get bonus stuff. Like you could've listened to this podcast a week earlier than everybody else. And there's bonus podcasts available only to the patrons. Like travel stories, Q&A's, sex advice, and arrest stories. Plus exclusive merch. And if I get to 5000 subscribers, I don't think I'm gonna do ads any more. So do me a favor and sign up!

    #413: My Year In Review - Part 1 of 7 (New Orleans, Hawaii, and Planning The Special)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 41:58

    It's time for my annual Year In Review podcast. This ain't about what happened in the world. This is about what happened in the world of the greatest living athlete, Ari Shaffir. It was a wild one. Full of ups and downs syndromes. 2019 had more twists than a, than a, I don't know. Than a really twisty thing. It was such a long one I decided to cut it up into 7 parts. This is part one, New Orleans, Hawaii, and Preparing For My Next Standup Special." I'll release a new one every day this week, so make sure to subscribe and check back here every day for a new episode. Thank you to my sponsor, 3Chi.com. Use promo code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off your order of Delta 8 and THC products.  The Music Ben Folds - 2019 Travelling Wilburies - Tweeter and the Monkey   Please subscribe to my Patreon at Patreon.com/AriShaffir for bonus content and just to insure that I never back down.

    #412: The Peoples Revolution (with John Dennehy)@JDennehy_Writes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 277:04

    John Dennehy came over to talk to me about Ecuador. Specifically about the 2005 People's Revolution that toppled their government. John was there for all of it. He even helped set up road blocks during the protests. Really interesting stuff that seems kind of extra relevant this week, huh? He also told me hella stuff about Ecuador. From the food, to the roads, to the customs, to the crazy obsession with 2 dollar bills. It was a crash course in a country that I desperately needed a crash course on. It's useful and interesting stuff about an amazing paisa.  John wrote a book that I just finished reading called "Illegal." It's about being deported, about illegally crossing back over that border again and again, about love, about my balls, about standing up for what you believe in, and it's about following your heart. There's a ton of ideology hidden inside the plot that had me thinking about stuff all week after reading what he wrote.  Pick up "Illegal" by John Dennehy at Good Reads or at Amazon. And if you read it, tell him you read it because of this podcast and he'll tell all his friends at the UN what a powerful interviewer I am.    The Music Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings - This Land Is Your Land Simon and Garfunkle - The Only Living Boy in New York Gil Scott Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised RoCola Bacalao - Guayaquil City Outkast - Bombs over Baghdad 

    #411: Tim Dillon - "Eat The Rich, Gas The Poor" (Intro/outro with Joe List and Ari Shaffir

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 158:44

    Tim Dillon got together with me to help me understand wealthy people. They're not like you and I. Sometimes I hate them and sometimes I am in awe of them. Tim broke down all the reasons they suck, and also all the reasons the poor aren't much better. Tim Dillon always has great insights into stuff like this. And he's been obsessed with the super wealthy since I've met him. Joe List joined me for the introduction and outro to speak a little on the same subject and then we took some calls from people who left messages about what it means to be rich or to be poor. 

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