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Comedian Anthony Devito who once attended a swingers party and I sat on a plane and talked about Kansas City's least known underbelly of fat people hook ups. KC is known for their third rate barbecue and second rate jazz but they're actually number one in multiple sex partners among people who should have no sex partners. This is not the first podcast I've done on a plane. There was one a long time ago I did with Joe Rogan. But this is the first one I did with video. It's wild what you can do when you don't care about people looking at you weird. You guys can act like the people sitting in front of us looking back at two losers publicly making fun of people getting some nasty. For more Ari Shaffir: For all upcoming shows & tickets: Tour — Ari Shaffir Subscribe on YouTube Tour Dates Instagram - @arishaffir Patreon Cool merch & more For more Anthony Devito: Watch Anthony's new special: Brain Noise Get tickets to upcomings shows here: Shows — Anthony DeVito Instagram: @comediananthonydevito @comediananthonydevito | Linktree Official Website The Music: Yellowman- Night Flight Eddie Floyd - Big Bird Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - I Believe I can Fly Pink Floyd - Goodbye Blue Sky Mos Def - Leaving on a Jet Plane Thank you to our sponsors! YoKratom home of the $60 Kilo and 3chi.com! use code "Ari" for 5% off Delta 8 products at 3Chi.com
Immigrant bartender comedian Colum Tyrrell and former bartender turned current gullible comic Caitlin Peluffo met me in the studio and had some fun talking about the ins and outs of being behind the bar. The bartender is the most important front-line worker in the nation and the backbone of our society. And these two were some of the worst in this important field of work. Please, tip your bartender For more Ari Shaffir: Special Taping June 11-12 in New York: Ari Shaffir: Jew For all upcoming shows & tickets: Tour — Ari Shaffir Subscribe on YouTube Tour Dates Instagram - @arishaffir Patreon Cool merch & more For more Colum Tyrrell: Instagram: @columtyrrell Twitter: @columtyrrell YouTube Patreon For more Caitlin Peluffo: Instagram: @caitlinpeluffo Twitter: @caitlinpeluffo Good Time Gal with Caitlin Peluffo - Apple Podcasts Caitlin Peluffo | Linktree The Music: John Lee Hooker - One Bourbon One Scotch and One Beer Gretchen Wilson - Not Bad For A Bartender Hey Bartender Semisonic - Closing Time Thanks to our sponsors! Head to 3chi.com and use code "Ari" for 5% off your order and at BetterHelp.com/Ari you'll get 10% off your first month of counseling!
Former hustler and current standup Ali Siddiq talks with a man who rarely hustles but still does tons of standup Ari Shaffir to talk about all the lessons life gives you. One guy slung dope, the other is one. It's a great conversation from Austin, Texas that brought two cultures together. That taught two peoples about each other. It's a lesson in communication. The boyz realized that words mean different things to different people. But they also realize how similar they were in their upbringing. Even though one dealt drugs, they both remember the space shuttle Challenger explosion. They just kind of had different reactions to it. I'll let you guess which one joked about it as a child and which one thought it was really sad. Ali is one of the best storyteller comedians in the world and he's got a new special out called The Domino Effect which goes a long way towards proving that claim. Check it out now on YouTube.com/AliSiddiq or on his website, AliSiddiq.com. For more Ari Shaffir: Special Taping June 11-12 in New York: Ari Shaffir: Jew For all upcoming shows & tickets: Tour — Ari Shaffir Subscribe on YouTube Tour Dates Instagram - @arishaffir Patreon Cool merch & more For more Ali Siddiq: The Domino Effect [One Hour Stand Up Special] | Ali Siddiq https://www.instagram.com/alisiddiq/ https://twitter.com/Ali_Speaks https://www.alisiddiq.com/ The Music: Ali Bombaye Rick Ross - Everyday I'm Hustlin' John Denver - Flying For Me Michael Jackson - Bad Thank you 3Chi for sponsoring this episode! Head to 3chi.com and use code "Ari" for 5% off your order.
Comedian Reggie Conquest converted to Islam over the pandemic. He talks to no religion former Jew current jerk comedian Ari Shaffir about how it happened. Reggie read the autobiography of Malcolm X (who would have turned 97 last week) and gained an interest in religion because of what he read in the book. Reggie knows very little about Islam but he does know what he's going through as a new convert and that's what we got into here. Also, Reggie is a big boy so that's where the title comes from. Get it? I think you get it. For more Ari Shaffir: Special Taping June 11-12 in New York: Ari Shaffir: Jew For all upcoming shows & tickets: Tour — Ari Shaffir Subscribe on YouTube Tour Dates Instagram - @arishaffir Patreon Cool merch & more For More Reggie: Instagram ReggieConquest.com Watch Reggie on Insecure and That Damn Michael Che The Music: Hotboii Feat. Pooh Shiesty -Malcolm X Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up A is for Allah - Yusuf Omar Souleyman - Warni Warni Omar Souleyman - Ya Bnayya Thanks to our sponsors! Head to 3Chi.com and use code "Ari" for 5% off your order, and check out MasterWorks at MasterWorks.Art/ARI
Dave Smith joins me to have our annual (except last year) what's up with America. We covered everything. From the new baby exterminator laws to the current President, to the media's attack on Joe Rogan, to the crime wave (of which I'm responsible for some) to homelessness, to Elon Musk, to the war in Ukraine. Dave gives an honest and non-biased rundown of all the topics facing America and Americans today. Dave Smith is on a constant quest for freedom and Ari Shaffir is giving him a platform. It's a long one, but listen to it in installments if you have to because there's not a single part of this you want to miss. Also, the queen of England has been dead for quite some time. For more Ari Shaffir: Special Taping June 11 and June 12 in New York! Ari Shaffir: Jew YouTube Tour Dates Instagram Patreon For more Dave Smith: Listen and watch Dave's podcasts: Part Of The Problem Yo! MMA Wrap Legion of Skanks Instagram: @theproblemdavesmith Twitter: @comicdavesmith Thank you to our sponsors! Visit BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling. Head to 3Chi.com and use promo code "Ari" for 5% off Delta 8 products! -- The Music: Rage Against The Machine - Freedom Night Ranger - You Can Still Rock In America Mojogoddai - Statement The Rascals - People got to be free Lupe Fiasco - Bitch Bad
Joe List, Luis Gomez, and Keryn Feehan join me on my rooftop for a wild all-over-the-place conversation that started with friendship and ended in a love child for which 23 states wouldn't allow early termination. These are 4 of the dumbest people you know . For real. List is probably the smartest because he knows how to spell the word Movie. Luis is obviously the dumbest. And all joking aside Ari is the smartest because of the heritage and also those people value education so even though I was a bad student, I was a bad student compared to them. But it's still like super-intelligence compared to Luis and Kerryn. Joe is smart sort of. But obviously it's Ari. Special Taping June 11-12 in New York: Ari Shaffir: Jew For all upcoming shows & tickets: Tour — Ari Shaffir Subscribe on YouTube Listen to Skeptic Tank Tour Dates Instagram - @arishaffir Patreon Cool merch & more For more Joe List: Watch Joe's new special, This Year's Material: Joe List: This Year's Material - Full Special Instagram: @joelistcomedy Upcoming shows and more: Joe List For more Luis J. Gomez: Instagram: @gomezcomedy Website: https://luisofskanks.com/ Luis J. Gomez @gomezcomedy For more Kerryn Feehan: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kerrynfeehan/ @Kerrynfeehan | Linktree Instagram: @kerrynfeehan Subscribe & watch Only Feehans on @ Kerryn Feehan Get tickets to see Kerryn May 13 at Roar! Comedy in Springfield, MA: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/01005C7FBB3B7618 Roar! Comedy Club - MGM Springfield The Music: Sleepy Joe - Smog YKWD Theme Pozytywnie albo Wcale - Szukam Beatki Tony Bennet - Happiness Is A Thing Called Joe Hey Joe - Billy Roberts Thanks to our sponsors! Go to 3Chi.com for 5% off Delta 8 products using code "Ari" and check out YoKratom.com home of the $60 Kilo!
Serial inside blaster and now father and comedian Chris Distefano talks to me about what it's like to be a father. Chris was about as honest (and funny) as anyone I've ever talked to about this stuff. He admitted to the negatives and told me about the positives. Very funny and interesting conversation! Chris is for real a hilarious standup comedian and he's got a new Netflix special out today called Speshy Weshy. He named it that because he's less mature than his daughter. Check him out killing on this special or bombing on a jumbotron in stadiums all over New York. For more Ari: Special Taping June 11-12 in New York: Ari Shaffir: Jew For all upcoming shows & tickets: Tour — Ari Shaffir Subscribe on YouTube Listen to Skeptic Tank Tour Dates Instagram - @arishaffir Patreon Cool merch & more For more Chris: Watch Chris Distefano: Speshy Weshy | Netflix Official Site Show Tickets for Chris Distefano chrisdcomedy - YouTube Patreon Official Website Instagram - @chrisdcomedy Twitter - @chrisdcomedy The Music: Paul Simon- Father and Daughter George Michael- Father Figure Tobe Nwigwe- Father Figure Stevie Wonder- Isn't She Lovely Thank you 3Chi.com for sponsoring this episode! Use promo code "Ari" at checkout for 5% off your order!
Delta Clear applicant and standup comedian Mike Cannon met up with me at the St Louis Lambert International airport to discuss today's hot button topic in a discussion you could only be at if you passed a rigorous screening process handled by top industry professionals. Now, I'm not really sure if the St Louis Airport is international. Actually, it would surprise me if any country has a direct flight to St Louis. What if St Louis had a ton of Cambodians on the QT. And there was one 18 hour flight directly from Phnom Peng to Lambert. Still, a whole airport for that? No way. Just go straight to a hidden airfield to unload all your “poppy.” Anyway, here's the podcast. For more Ari: Subscribe on YouTube Listen to Skeptic Tank Tour Dates Instagram - @arishaffir Patreon Cool merch & more For More Mike: Tour Dates: MikeCannonComedy.com Instagram Twitter Here's The Scenario Podcast and Patreon The Music: Sly and The Family Stone - Que Sera Sera (Whatever Will Be Will Be) White Stripes - Cannon Baader Meinhof - Meet Me At The Airport Alison Kraus and Gilian Welch - I'll Fly Away Thanks to our sponsors! Head to 3Chi.com and use code "Ari" for 5% off your order. Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling.
Dan Soder came over to talk about his special that came out nearly three years ago. "Son Of A Gary" on HBOMax. This podcast is three years in the making. I've been wanting to get Dan on to talk about his dad Gary since the release of his special, but then something happened and we never got around to it. After we finished the episode, I had one last question to ask Dan but I forgot, so I drove all the way to his place just to ask him this one question, because I care so much about you, the listener. Watch "Son Of A Gary" on HBOMax right now! For more Ari Shaffir: Ari is recording his 4th comedy special this June in New York! Get tickets now: Ari Shaffir: Jew Upcoming Shows Instagram Patreon Website For more Dan Soder: Watch Dan's special! Son Of A Gary Tour Dates Instagram Twitter Official Website The Music: Everclear - Father of mine Jane's Addiction - Had a Dad Draco and the Malfoys - My Dad Is Rich Andrew Jackson Jihad - Who Are You Hurray for the Riff Raff - Living in the City Soder's This IS Not Happening story Temptations - Papa Was A Rolling Stone Thank you to our sponsors! Check out MasterWorks.Art/ARI get cultured and invest in a famous piece of art! Also, check out 3chi.com for all your Delta 8 needs. Use promo code "Ari" at checkout for 5% off.
Katie Hannigan sits down with me to tell me about her time as a NYC tour guide. It was a tawdry world of autistic tourist nerds and their dumb families. Make sure to check out Katie's new standup comedy album, “Feeling of Emptiness” and listen to her podcast, “Lady Journey” that she does with Sarah Tollemache every week. For more Ari: Subscribe on YouTube Listen to Skeptic Tank Tour Dates Instagram - @arishaffir Patreon Cool merch & more For more Katie Hannigan: Listen to Katie's new album: Feeling of Emptiness Check out Lady Journey Podcast: @LadyJourneyPodcast Instagram - @katiehanniganforever Twitter - @katiehannigan The Music: Caitlin Rose - Tour Guide Peter Fenn-Tour Guide The Libertines - What Katie Did The Band - Katie's been gone Thanks to our sponsors! Go to YoKatom.com home of the $60 kilo! and head to 3Chi.com and use code "Ari" for 5% off
Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly joined me on the road to Michigan for a weekend of shows. Come with us on the drive to Fort Wayne and watch us test our luck with a $20 scratch off ticket. Stay tuned for the outro to find out what happened with our winnings. Ari Shaffir: Upcoming Shows Patreon Instagram Website Big Jay Oakerson: Upcoming Shows & more Instagarm Twitter Robert Kelly: Patreon Instagram Twitter Thank you to our sponsors! Head to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling. And for all your Delta 8 needs, head to 3chi.com and use code "Ari" at checkout for 5% off your order. The Music: Ray Charles - Hit The Road Jack Song for Bob Harry Nillson - The Lottery Song Bowie - Panic in Detroit
Ernest was a good dog. The best. Standup comedian Kerryn Feehan talks to dog owner and comedian Ari Shaffir about her special little guy Ernest. This is a really sad episode. But I felt like it was a proper eulogy to one of the pure souls on this earth. He really was amazing. Subscribe on YouTube Listen to Skeptic Tank Tour Dates - Ari Shaffir Instagram - @arishaffir Join Ari's Patreon Cool merch & more Michigan Tour - Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson, & Robert Kelly 3/24: Ft. Wayne - Summitcity Comedy Club 3/25: Grand Rapids - GLC Live at 20 Monroe 3/26: Detroit - The Fillmore For more Kerryn: Get tickets to see Kerryn in Chicago - Bonnie McFarlane & Kerryn Feehan: Zanies Chicago Instagram - @kerrynfeehan Twitter - @KFreehams YouTube - Kerryn Feehan The Music: Dierks Bentley - Can't Be Replaced Florence and the Machine - Dog Days Are Over Chris Stapleton - Maggie's Song Red Foley - Old Shep Thank you to our sponsors! Head to AllFido.com and use code "Ari15" for 15% off your order for your pups health and wellness! And for your own health and wellness head to 3Chi.com and use code "Ari" for 5% off Delta 8 products.
Standup comedian Robert Kelly is not in control of his emotions. He sat down with me, who is known to be emotionless, and told me about his problems controlling his anger. Generally Bobby is one of the sweetest guys in comedy. But sometimes he hulks out and it's one of the wildest things you'll ever witness. He completely rages and can't get it under control for a while. But he always tries to make things right afterwards. We discussed all that and our upcoming tour dates together in Michigan at the end of March all while smoking one of Robert's favorite cigars, the Long Live The King from the Caldwell Collection. This might be the beginning of a great new video series but let us know what you think of the idea in the comments and if you have any thoughts on how to make it work and how to tweak it. Get tickets now - Michigan Tour with Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly March 24: Ft. Wayne - Summit City Comedy Club March 25: Grand Rapids - GLC Live at 20 Monroe March 26: Detroit -The Fillmore For More Ari: Upcoming Shows & Tickets Subscribe on YouTube Follow on Instagram Join Ari's Patreon Merch & More For more Bobby Kelly: Instagram - @robertkellylive Twitter - @robertkelly You Know What Dude - YouTube Bobby's Patreon The Music: Angry again - Megadeath Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger SAY ANYTHING- I Hate Everyone Theme from Incredible Hulk Thanks to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month and head to 3Chi.com for 5% off your order with promo code "Ari."
Ryan Long came to the studio to tell me about his days touring with his band The Johnstone's and what it was like playing Warped Tour. He's also got a special out now! It's called White Immigrant, cause that's what he is, and you can watch it here! For More Ari: Upcoming Shows & Tickets Subscribe on YouTube Follow on Instagram Join Ari's Patreon Merch & More For More Ryan: Instagram - @ryanlongcomedy Twitter - @ryanlongcomedy Listen to The Boyscast with Ryan Long Watch Ryan's new special, "White Immigrant" on YouTube! The Music: Creedence Clearwater - Travelin Band The Johnstones - Gone for a Long Time Rolling Stones - Torn and Frayed Ramones - Touring Thanks to 3Chi for sponsoring this episode! Head to 3Chi.com and use promo code "Ari" for 5% off your order.
Standup comedian Brandt Tobler who once tried to kill his dad, and son of a falconer and comic Ryan O'Neill met me for a throwback podcast in the tradition of the old Ice House Chronicles on the Death Squad network. They talked about hookers in between doing comedy sets at the amazing Comedy Works in downtown Denver, Colorado. Listen to the intro for a detailed breakdown of the entire Ukraine situation as meticulously researched and analyzed by former CIA operative turned standup comedian Ari “Kissinger of Death” Shaffir. And stay tuned for the outro to hear a cancelled comic totally backtrack on his stance after finding out new information. For more Ari: Subscribe on YouTube Join Ari's Patreon Follow Ari on Instagram - @arishaffir Shop Merch Ari Shaffir | Linktree 2022 Tour Dates & Tickets 3/05 | West Jordan, UT 3/24 | Ft. Wayne 3/25 | Grand Rapids 3/26 | Detroit 3/31 | Appleton, WI 4/21 | St. Louis 4/28 | Buffalo 5/05 | Louisville 6/17 | Minneapolis 6/18 | Chicago Chicago and Minneapolis presale at 10 AM March 7th, use code "JEW" for tickets! For more Brandt: Instagram - @brandttobler Twitter - @brandttobler Check out The 31 Podcast with Brandt Tobler Brandt's book is available on Amazon: Free Roll For more Ryan: Instagram - @ryanoneillcomedy Listen to Danish and O'Neill on Apple Podcasts Check out Beach Cops on Patreon! The Music: Hank Williams - OD'd In Denver John Denver - Guess He'd Rather Be in Colorado Bob Seger - Get Out of Denver English version by Comrade Dylan Thank you to our sponsors! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Ari" for 5% off Delta 8 products and head over to YoKratom.com home of the $60 kilo!
Comedian and former Chicago inner-city school teacher Amy Shanker talks to me a 2.2 GPA high school graduate about what it was like being a teacher. Spoiler alert: She did not love it. Still spent 10 years doing it so that's gotta tell you something about our chances at a good education when our educators are too stupid to quit a job they hate. For more Ari: Subscribe on YouTube Join Ari's Patreon Follow Ari on Instagram - @arishaffir Shop Merch Ari Shaffir | Linktree 2022 Tour Dates & Tickets 03/25 | Grand Rapids 03/26 | Detroit 03/31 | Appleton, WI 04/21 | St. Louis 04/28 | Buffalo Follow Amy! Instagram - @amyshanker Twitter - @amyshanker The Music: Abba - When I kissed the Teacher Alice Cooper - School's Out Police - Don't Stand So Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise Thank you to our sponsors! Head to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling, and go to 3chi.com and use promo code "Ari" for 5% off your order!
Or as I wanted to call it *Airhorn Sound* Cipha Sounds came over to the studio to talk about his days as a DJ on Hot97 in New York. He explained to me, the whitest Jew boy in the world, what hip hop is, and how he embraces it as his culture. He also told me how he broke artists to the public such as Rick Ross and Rihanna... Oh and that he basically invented the airhorn sound. For more Ari: Subscribe on YouTube Join Ari's Patreon Follow Ari on Instagram - @arishaffir Shop Merch Ari Shaffir | Linktree 2022 Tour Dates & Tickets 02/17 | Denver - Shows Added! 03/25 | Grand Rapids 03/26 | Detroit 03/31 | Appleton, WI 04/21 | St. Louis 04/28 | Buffalo For more Cipha: Instagram - @ciphasounds Twitter - @ciphasounds http://ciphasounds.com/ Catch The Chemistry Set with Cipha Sounds and Wil Sylvince at the Comedy Cellar every Wednesday night! The Chemistry Set with Wil & Cipha Listen to Cipha's podcast with Wil Sylvince Talk Clearlyer on Apple Podcasts, Spotify and more: Talk Clearlyer with Cipha Sounds & Wil Sylvince The Music: Sports - Who Listens To The Radio Nas- Hate Me Now Nina Sky- Move Ya Body Aesop Rock - Daylight Thanks to our sponsors! YoKratom, home of the $60 Kilo! and 3Chi.com use promo code "Ari" for 5% off Delta 8 products.
Jamar Neighbors joined me on tour in Phoenix and told me all about growing up in Compton. Told me how he threw rocks at crack heads, beat people up, and almost got recruited to be in a gang but we both decided it's too much of a commitment. You gotta dress the same and they never give you time off. Make sure to listen till the end for Jamar's full album on Soundcloud. For more Ari: Subscribe on YouTube Join Ari's Patreon Shop Merch Follow Ari on Instagram - @arishaffir Ari Shaffir - Linktree 2022 Tour Dates & Tickets 02/08 | NYC: Ari Shaffir's Renamed Storyteller Show 02/11 | Tampa 02/17 | Denver 03/25 | Grand Rapids 03/26 | Detroit 03/31 | Appleton, WI For more Jamar: Instagram - @jamar_neighbors Twitter - @JamarMalachi Jamar NFTs - Collection | OpenSea The Music: Tupac - California Love NWA - Straight Outta Compton Compton's Most Wanted - This is Compton Jamar's Album Thank you to 3Chi.com for sponsoring this episode! Use promo code "Ari" for 5% off your order of Delta 8 products.
Mark Normand and Sam Morril came over to the Skeptic Tank studios to have a nice sober conversation with me about why they're all better off without alcohol. And then somebody found the whisky. This was a 2 hour long progressively drunker and drunker podcast about alcohol itself. How we started, where we first barfed, puke and rally theories, hangovers, favorite drinks, and on and on and on until blackouts were had by all. For more Ari: Subscribe on YouTube Join Ari's Patreon Shop Merch Follow Ari on Instagram - @arishaffir Ari Shaffir - Linktree 2022 Tour Dates & Tickets 02/08 | NYC: Ari Shaffir's Renamed Storyteller Show 02/11 | Tampa 02/17 | Denver 03/25 | Grand Rapids 03/26 | Detroit 03/31 | Appleton, WI Follow We Might Be Drunk! Watch We Might Be Drunk on YouTube Listen on Apple Podcasts We Might Be Drunk on Patreon Instagram - @wemightbedrunk For more Mark: Instagram - @marknormand Twitter - @marknorm Upcoming Shows Watch Mark on the new season of The Standups - Netflix Official Site For more Sam: Instagram - @sammorril Twitter - @sammorril Upcoming Shows Watch Sam's comedy specials: Sam Morril: I Got This - Full Special Sam Morril: Up on the Roof- Full Special The Music: The Kinks - Alcohol Slash - Godfather Muddy Waters - Sittin' Here Drinking Janis Joplin - What good Can Drinking Do Merle Haggard - I think I'll just stay here and drink Thanks to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling and head over to 3chi.com and use promo code "ARI" for 5% off delta 8 products!
Steve Rannazzisi came over to the new studio to talk about how much we hate winter and a bunch of other random things like the new Jackass and what podcast would have the dumbest listeners. It's a fun one. Don't forget to get your tickets to Ari Shaffir's Renamed Storyteller Show at the Gramercy Theatre on February 8th. Crazy surprise lineup you're not gonna want to miss. Oh yeah, and my Instagram is back... Follow @AriShaffir before they take it down again because they definitely will. And get tickets to the taping of Sean Patton's Comedy Special in New Orleans on February 3rd: https://tipitinas.com/e/sean-patton-live-special-taping-pm--194663763557/ For more Ari: Subscribe on YouTube Join Ari's Patreon Shop Merch Follow Ari on Instagram - @arishaffir Ari Shaffir - Linktree 2022 Tour Dates & Tickets 02/08 | NYC: Ari Shaffir's Renamed Storyteller Show 02/11 | Tampa 02/17 | Denver 02/27 | Vancouver 03/25 | Grand Rapids 03/26 | Detroit 03/31 | Appleton, WI For more Steve: Steve Rannazzisi - Tour Dates Instagram - @steverannazzisi What's the Odds? with Steve Rannazzisi on Apple Podcasts What's the Odds? with Steve Rannazzisi | Podcast on Spotify The Music: The Winter is Cold - Wende and Bonnie Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter Foreigner - Cold As Ice Love Unlimited - It May Be Winter Outside Thank you to our sponsors! Yokratom home of the $60 Kilo and head over to 3Chi.com and use promo code "Ari" for 5% off your order.
Liberal mouthpiece Joe Rogan, and I guess heterosexual comedian Tony Hinchcliffe met me at a gun range in Texas to shoot the poop and tell stories about the past while Tony caressed his new girlfriend. We took some questions from my Patreon to keep us going while listening to the manly sounds of murder tools going off in the distance. Both Tony and Joe are about to get that Skeptic Tank bump! So look for them to breakthrough on the scene in the near future. This was actually supposed to be just me and Tony on this one but Joe showed up and we figured it'd be nice to at least have one gram of testosterone on the pod. For more Ari: Subscribe on YouTube Listen to Skeptic Tank Join Ari's Patreon Shop Merch Follow Ari on Instagram - @riparishaffir Ari Shaffir - Linktree 2022 Tour Dates & Tickets 01/21 | Phoenix 02/08 | NYC: Ari Shaffir's Renamed Storyteller Show 02/11 | Tampa 02/17 | Denver 02/27 | Vancouver 03/25 | Grand Rapids 03/26 | Detroit 03/31 | Appleton, WI For more Joe: The Joe Rogan Experience | Podcast on Spotify PowerfulJRE - YouTube Twitter - @joerogan Instagram - @joerogan For more Tony: Tony Hinchcliffe - Tour Dates Kill Tony - YouTube Instagram - @tonyhinchcliffe Twitter - @TonyHinchcliffe The Music: Ray Wylie Hubbard - Screw You We're From Texas Gene Autrey - Deep in the Heart of Texas Nina Simone - Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood Nico Vega - The Beast Nikki Glaser - Bob Thank you to our sponsor! Head to 3Chi.com and use new promo code "Ari" at checkout for 5% off your order!
Sarah Tollemache and ever-fatter former non-steroid winner of Sober October Ari Shaffir sit on a treadmill in a gym they'll never use to go over ways they're going to no way change about themselves this year. Sarah is on the phone like 160 hours a day. And I haven't come up with a decent new resolution in a decade. They're two losers who are fine with it, shooting the poop about what you guys need to do better in the coming year. This one is best listened to in a church confessional booth. Subscribe: Ari Shaffir - YouTube Listen to Skeptic Tank Skeptic Tank RSS For more Ari: Upcoming Shows & Tickets Instagram - @riparishaffir Patreon Merch Ari Shaffir | Linktree For more Sarah: Instagram - @stollemache Twitter - @stollemache Voluptuous Boy Comedy Special @stollemache | Linktree The music: Beyoncé - Flawless The Three Degrees - Year of Decision Ok Go - Here it goes again Skid Row - 18 and Life Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling, and head to 3chi.com and use NEW promo code "Ari" for 5% off your order!
Nate Marshall and I talk about how we both kind of feel the media is turning everybody on each other. We kept it funny, relaxed. Nate watched so much TV and read so much social media during the BLM protests that he could feel his worldview changing toward the negative. We were both thinking about these ideas when we met last summer and we immediately traded stories and ideas on it. Now we're both kind of feeling that our thoughts are no longer our own. But for real, we kept it light. It's a great fun conversation. I wish I could talk to more people like this about far-out ideas and subjects without any worry about emotions flaring up. Almost everyone I know is just about on the same side of most issues. So it's wild that we're at each other's throats so much. Even comedians! We're a tiny group of fringe entertainers and we've somehow invented divisions among ourselves that have standup comedians hating other standup comedians! Nobody even fucked anybody's girlfriend! It's just people in a tiny group, hating other people in this tiny group because we're being rewarded for turning on each other or they're mostly showing us views we don't share by people we're not friends with. We're doomed! For more Ari: YouTube: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT Listen to Skeptic Tank: https://bit.ly/libsyn-skeptic Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch For more content & info: https://linktr.ee/arishaffir Website: https://www.arishaffir.com/ 01/14 | Cleveland 01/21 | Phoenix 02/11 | Tampa 02/17 | Denver 02/27 | Vancouver 03/06 | Salt Lake City Twitter: https://twitter.com/IsThatNateM Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/isthatnatemarshall/ For more Nate: Panites In The Mouth: Nate Marshall, Andy Malafarina, and LeMaire Lee https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/panties-in-the-mouth/id1489046721 Weeding Out The Stoned: Nate Marshall and Alex Grubard https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/weeding-out-the-stoned/id1340669075 Instagram Twitter The Music: Led Zeppelin - Communication Breakdown The Chi-Lites - We Are Neighbors Metallica - One Lupe Fiasco - Kick Push Thank you to our sponsors! Go to YoKratom.com home of the $60 Kilo! and head to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order of Delta 8 products!
Emma Willman and I talk about women. What they like. And a loooooot about what they don't like. It was a funny conversation that I really could only have with a chick who dates chicks. Emma's standup is hilarious and she's constantly ranting about how much girls annoy her. I'm sure you guys have your own gripes. Feel free to let me know about them. See Ari on the road! For all dates and tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ 01/14 | Cleveland 01/21 | Phoenix 02/11 | Tampa 02/17 | Denver Check out Ari's Patreon for exclusive extra content from this episode with Emma Willmann: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch More: https://linktr.ee/arishaffir FOR MORE EMMA: Instagram Twitter Upcoming shows & more Listen to Inside The Closet with Emma and Matteo Lane: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/inside-the-closet/id1276618551 The Music: I hate Women - Marco Paloma 99 Problems - Jay-Z Girls - Beastie Boys James Brown - Let's Make Christmas Mean Something This Year Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling, and head to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order of Delta 8 products.
Joe List came over to argue with me about music. For real Joe is top 3 or 4 comics into music. He's got great taste and he loves going to live shows even more than I do. And I really really love going to live shows. He does it sober all the time which is crazy to me, but that goes to show you how much he likes music. Legit though, all we really disagree on is whether Pearl Jam and Nirvana are great or just really good. The intro is a manic recounting of the last two concerts I went to. If you're listening to this on Spotify or Apple Podcasts, put your phone on speaker and don't look at it again till the music is done. Follow Joe: Instagram Twitter Tuesdays With Stories Tuesdays With Stories on Patreon December 22 - The Secret Group, Houston YouTube: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT Listen to Skeptic Tank: https://bit.ly/libsyn-skeptic Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ For more content & info: https://linktr.ee/arishaffir Website: https://www.arishaffir.com/ 12/16 | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland 01/21 | Phoenix 02/11 | Tampa 02/17 | Denver 02/27 | Vancouver 03/06 | Salt Lake City The Music: Pearl Jam - Last Kiss Nirvana - Lake of Fire John Mellencamp - Pink Houses Billy Idol - White Wedding LCD Soundsystem - Dance Yourself Clean Thanks to our sponsors! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off your order, and use code "Skeptic" at LiquidIV.com for 25% off your order!
Comedians and Beach Cops Ryan Oneill and Jeff Danis join me at a park in Los Angeles right outside an area where all the homeless people of Los Angeles take their malnourished dumps. It stunk so bad. The flies were not as unbearable as the stench that brought them. It's always a great time with the D&O! We saw vapid LA morons unicycle by looking for attention any way they can get it, as is the way in Los Angeles. It's a horrible town. And we've seen it turn our friends into soulless mental patients with enough money to somehow avoid being committed. I think we also saw the beginning of a guerilla porn shoot in the woods. That and a tremendous moment where it was all O'neill could do to stop from trying to kill a deer with the blade he keeps tucked between his balls. The title is a metaphor for how tenuous it is to navigate life in Hollywood without losing your humanity. Fun pod! For more Danish & O'Neill: Listen to the Danish & O'Neill Podcast! Apple Podcasts: Spotify Twitter Instagram Follow Ryan on Instagram: Check out Beach Cops on Patreon YouTube: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT Listen to Skeptic Tank: https://bit.ly/libsyn-skeptic Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch Instagram For more content & info: https://linktr.ee/arishaffir https://www.arishaffir.com/ 12/09 | Boston 12/16 | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland 01/21 | Phoenix 02/11 | Tampa 02/17 | Denver 02/27 | Vancouver 03/06 | Salt Lake City Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling, and head to 3chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off delta 8 products. The music: Distillers - City Of Angels Goldfinger - The City With Two Faces Bad Religion - Los Angeles Is Burning Death Cab For Cutie - I Can't See Why You'd Want To Live Here Silver Spoons Theme Song
I attended skateboarder and standup comedian Dave Chappelle's screening of his movie at Madison Square Garden. And MAN! What a show. I really thought it was just going to be a movie screening. But why would I expect that for $100+ per ticket? No, Chappelle put on a show. Comedians, musicians, Jeff Ross. Folks! I wish you all could've been there. It was a really fun night. Please make sure to watch Dave Chappelle on Netflix today. He needs the views. And also watch my special on Netflix, Double Negative. It's not 2 specials like Dave's, it's a double special. For more Ari: Tour dates: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ The Music: Tobe Nwigwe- I'M DOPE H.E.R ft. Daniel Caesar- Best Part Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month and head to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off Delt 8 products!
We got a whopper! Comedian and mom Ms Pat join comedian and America's dad Bob Saget, comedian and dad Rich Vos, comedian and father of a son who loves me more than him Robert Kelly, and fatherless multi-time abortionist, me, as they talk about what it's like to have and raise a child. We cover such important topics as when to beat your children (Pat and I agree on this one but I probably say to do it more than she says), the hemorrhoids women get during childbirth (I am a mother in this way), and what it's like at Ms. Pat's house with all her lesbo and hetero kids running around. Saget and I had both been over there. I got crushed at spades by her daughter and Bob had narrowly escaped getting beaten up after being mistaken for a banker. This was recorded live at Skankfest South, the greatest comedy festival on the earthly planet. It is a pure expression of the joy of live comedy. Get tickets to next year's event. I won't be there. Big announcement of how I beat covid during the intro. And stay tuned for the outro where I break down what a jerk Dumbledore was to Harry Potter and how much I wanted to beat on the fans at Universal Studios. I think this episode finally helped me figure out how to properly do a live episode of Skeptic Tank. It's gonna be a fun, lighthearted topic, and I have to get out of the way of the other comics and just let them go off. My job on these is as a producer and I'll just snipe away a little ala Mark Normand. For more Ari: Subscribe: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT Tour Dates: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/skeptictank Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch Follow our guests! Ms. Pat: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comediennemspat/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/comediennemspat https://linktr.ee/mspat Bob Saget: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobsaget/ More: https://www.bobsaget.com/ Rich Vos: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rich.vos/ More: https://www.richvos.com/ Robert Kelly: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/robertkelly https://robertkellylive.com/ Thanks to our sponsor! Go to 3chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off your order! The Music: Tracy Bonham - Mother Mother 2Pac - Dear Mama Li'l Wayne - That's All I Have Power Source - Dear Mr Jesus
Comedian Shane Gillis and Comedian Mark Normand take a ride with me, known child abductor, further and further away from the liberal safety of Austin and closer and closer to the sexy dangers of La Grange. We talk about our appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast the day before as well as above ground pools, the Drake burn rap, Shane's disgust that he's even doing this, my terrible driving, Shane's horrible fat fat fat body, my excellent shape for such a young man, and Mark just sits in the back and fires shots and butt trumpet songs at the front seat like a true American sniper. Follow Shane: Instagram Twitter More! Follow Mark: Instagram Twitter More! For more Ari: Tour dates: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ For more content & info: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir The Music: Tom Petty - Running Down A Dream Foghat - Slow Ride ZZ Top - La Grange Pusha T - The Story of Adidon Thanks to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling and head to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order of Delta 8 products!
Modern love guru Jared Freid talks to me, a renowned late pull outer, about the dating scene, what can be improved on the apps, his successes, and failures with romance, and his hatred of charcuterie boards. I go off during the intro about my own sexual mishaps with Tinder and why these dating apps are worse for society than a billion nose jobs. Second show added in Salt Lake City. The first one sold out in 3 days. So if you wanted to go, you better get tickets now. Boston at the Wilbur Theater on December 9. Tampa and Orlando in November OKC, Boston, and San Antonio in December Cleveland and Phoenix in January Denver in February Get tickets at AriShaffir.com Follow Jared: Instagram Twitter TikTok Listen to his podcasts, U Up? and J Train Podcast, and more! The Music: The Ronettes - Be My Baby HIPPO - Swipe Daft Punk - Get Lucky The Raveonettes - That Great Love Sound Charlie Robison - My Hometown Thank you to our sponsors! Go to LiquidIV.com for 25% off your order using code "Skeptic" Go to 3chi.com and use code "Skeptic" and you'll get 5% off Delta 8 products! And head to YoKratom.com home of the $60 Kilo! Thanks for sponsoring this episode and making me put out content each week.
I talked to Comedian Anthony Devito about finding out his dad was a made guy in the mob before they found him shot many times in the trunk of a car. Also about coming to terms with his dad's violent lifestyle and how to articulate it on stage at his solo show this November 13th and Union Hall. Follow Anthony! instagram Twitter See his Solo show and more! Ari's Upcoming Tour Dates: 11/12 | Orlando 11/19 | Tampa 12/02 | OKC 12/09 | Boston 12/16 | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland And now 03/06 Salt Lake City! Tickets on sale Wednesday Full schedule and tickets to upcoming shows: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Join Ari's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Cool Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ Thanks to our sponsor! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off.
Recovering coke enthusiast and comedian Chloe LaBranche tells me about all her many trips to rehab. This one was WILD. So many great stories from Chloe about a world that's waaaay interesting and for some reason never really gets talked about too much. At 16 Chloe lived cooler than I do right now. I'm a dork. Your podcast host is a dork compared to this lady. It was a really fun episode by someone who's willing to share everything without worried about being judged, which is everybody's favorite type of podcast host. I go over the Chappelle/Netflix situation in the intro. Finally, a network executive has put into words that standup comedy is an art form and shouldn't be regulated by anyone. Let's hope this creates a new standard and allows all network execs to follow the amazing lead of Ted Sorandos and just leaves us alone to agitate some while entertaining the people who sign up to be entertained. Everybody else can take your anti-art stance and move into your place alongside the Taliban as they blow up antiquities. Because that's the side they're on. They're on the side of getting rid of art and we're on the side of enjoying art. Which side do you want to be on? Follow Chloe! Instagram Youtube More from Ari: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ 11/12 | Orlando 11/19 | Tampa 12/02 | OKC 12/09 | Boston 12/16 | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland The Music: Amy Winehouse - Rehab Andrew WK - Party Hard Rihana - Rehab The Weeknd - I Can't Feel My Face Thanks to our sponsors! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off your order. Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling.
Former Jehovah's Witness Doug Smith and I talk about the Jehovahs. They. Are. Weird. Doug got raised in it when his mom decided some guy at her front door had great points. Parents never run it by their kids when they decide to join some cult. They always just sign everybody up for it without even a chance to weigh in. Anyway, it was a funny discussion of one of the world's most interesting sects of Christianity. I guess those snake handlers might have them beat. And the Shakers. Did you know the Shakers let their prepubescent boys practice pulling out on post-menopausal women? Also, they made great furniture. So I guess top 5 of weird Christians would be Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons, Shakers, Snake handlers, and the Amish. Damn. That gives me 4 ideas for new podcasts. More from Doug! Instagram Twitter Listen to Doug's album “Barely Regal”: https://800pgr.lnk.to/DougTW Follow Ari on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir/ Support mayhem - Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/skeptictank Merch: https://bit.ly/arimerch See Ari live - Get tickets for upcoming shows: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ 11/12 | Orlando 11/19 | Tampa 12/02 | OKC 12/09 | Boston 12/16 | San Antonio The Music: Marvin Gaye - Can I Get A Witness Eels - Jehova's Witness Loretta Lynn - Happy Birthday Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Doug Smith - Stopping A Rape The Raconteurs - Don't Bother Me Thanks to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month of counseling. Head over to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" at checkout for 5% off your order!
Mat Edgar, Ryan O'Neill, and I talked about our adventure in the woods for the final day of the greatest summer of my life. We found one of the coolest, most remote, wildernessy, beautiful, amazing, relaxing places I've ever stayed at. I wish I could've taken you all with me. But it'd be weird if I did. Mostly because there wouldn't have been enough Raniers to go around. But also the smell of poop would've been overwhelming. Counterpoint, though. Maybe I could've pooped on someone's poop. Either way, I'm taking you there if you close your eyes and use your imagination. This is the way I share my experiences with you. And this was an amazing one. I already want to go back. This summer lasted about 19 months for me this year. So I was sad to see it go. But it also made me remember all the great times I had. The beautiful sunsets I witnessed. The intro was actually kind of emotional for me. It really makes me want to get lost again. Just go live out my days on a beach. But… I got jokes about child death to tell to midwestern drunks. See you next week! See Ari on the road! http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ 11/12 | Orlando 11/19 | Tampa 12/02 | OKC 12/09 | Boston 12/16 | San Antonio 01/14 | Cleveland For more Mat: Instagram Twitter Take The L - Comedy Album (2020) For more Ryan: Instagram Twitter The Music: Doors - Summer's Almost Gone Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong - Summer Time and The Living Is Easy White Stripes - We Are Going To Be Friends The Cure - Last Day Of Summer Beach Boys - All Summer Long Thank you to our sponsors! Use code "Skeptic" at 3Chi.com for 5% off your Delta 8 products. Be sure to visit YoKratom.com home of the $60 Kilo!
Comedian and Air Force vet Chris Alan came over to tell me, famous draft dodger, about his time in the armed forces. It's waaaay different than what you see in movies. It was a funny and super interesting podcast about the gruntwork side of war. Follow Chris: Instagram Twitter Listen to his new album, "Off Script" For more Ari: Upcoming tour dates: Follow on Instagram Patreon More Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month. Order your liquid IV at LiquidIV.com and be sure to use code "Skeptic" for 25% off! Check out 3Chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off Delta 8 products. The Music: Jimmie Osborne - Thank God For Victory In Korea Cake - I Bombed Korea The Air Force Song Black Sabbath - War Pigs
Yannis Pappas came over to my house to talk about the greatest baseball game ever attended. But it turns out I'm a terrible podcast host and as much as Yannis tried to get to the topic we agreed on, I just kept missing the hints. So this ended up just being two friends joking around for 3 hours. I mean, you'd think after 10 years this guy would have learned how not to do this. Just real rookie stuff dude. Totally unprofessional. Follow Yannis! social: https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas https://twitter.com/yannispappas LongDays with Yannis Pappas Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/5IkXCKRFALFlvcqeUzWrwi?si=-Jvf7psqTnCYZKov2wj_eQ&dl_branch=1 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/longdays-with-yannis-pappas/id1547367594 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/YanniLongDays Website: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ More from Ari! YouTube channel - Subscribe prompt: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT Upcoming shows 2021/ tour dates: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/skeptictank Patreon redirect: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Merch: https://bit.ly/arishirts >> https://podcastmerch.com/collections/ari-shaffir Linktree: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir The Music: Run DMC - Shut Up. You Talk too Much John Lee Hooker and Canned Heat - You Talk Too Much The Strokes - You Talk Way Too Much Creed - With Arms Wide Open Thank you to our sponsors! YoKratom Home of the $60 Kilo! and head to 3Chi.com to use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order!
John Hastings and I talk about car accidents on a fun episode of Skeptic Tank. John has been in a dozen accidents so he's got a lot of experience. And I have hit and run over 34 people in my life, many of those resulted in fatalities. So I can't quite fully join in because of an antiquated statute of limitations rule in the state many of these “crimes” took place, but I've still got some stories left over. Follow John! Instagram: @TheJohnHastings Twitter: @TheJohnHastings Download his new album: "Float Like A Butterfly John Hastings Like A Bee" For more Ari: Subscribe for new episodes & more: https://bit.ly/ShaffirYT Instagram: @arishaffir - https://bit.ly/arishaffirIG Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Merch & more: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir Upcoming shows & tickets: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ The Music: The Primitives - Crash Jan and Dean - Dead Man's Curve Wrecks in Effect- Rumpshaker Island of Misfit Toys Pearl Jam - Last Kiss Thank you to our sponsors! Go to 3Chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order, and visit BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month!
Annie Lederman tells me about her time as a man-hater. Annie has come out of it since then but she recounts the way she got caught up in a world of despising an entire gender and how she was able to extricate herself from that way of thinking. For more Annie: Instagram: https://bit.ly/3mHmgk6 Twitter: https://bit.ly/2WszGpb Watch or listen to Trash Tuesday with Annie Lederman, Esther Povistky, and Khalyla Khun: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5tigjL4SYA_nWP-E8-eiBw https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trash-tuesday-w-annie-esther-khalyla/id1570695066 Get tickets to see Ari on the road: http://www.arishaffir.com/tour/ Join the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Merch & more: https://linktr.ee/RIPAriShaffir The Music Kiss Me Kate- I Hate Men Darryl Hall and John Oates - Maneater BB King - Heartbreaker Puddle of Mudd - She Hates Me I hate boys - Christina Aguilera Thank you to our sponsor! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order!
Eleanor Kerrigan comes over to talk about the glory days of the Comedy Store. Eleanor and Ari were employees of the Store together at the turn of the century. That sounds weird but it's true. Are we old? Am I old? Is the only thing keeping me young a steady flow of mind-altering substances and laughs from live audiences? Or is it just the general utter lack of responsibility? My friends from high school look like you should call them sir. I look like a guy you'd find sleeping on your lawn on a weekday. Anyway, Eleanor and Ari talk about our favorite time at the Comedy Store. Back in between when it was famous in the '80s and when it was famous again in the 2010s. It was dark in those tweener years. Dark and vicious. That's when I got to the Store. When nobody in LA gave a fuck about that place. Literally, agents and managers were told by their companies to not go there. Crowds were sparse. Really really sparse. Sometimes we couldn't even get enough customers to start the show. And it was a breeding ground for fun. For wild nights. For mayhem. So come along with Ari and Eleanor. Two paid regulars who started as non-comedy employees. And listen to some amazing tales of a time and a place long gone. Back when the Store was the place that made me. When the Store had its balls. The Music Turtles - Elenore Tennessee Ernie Ford - 16 Tons Carly Rae Jepson - Store Dean Martin and Nat King Cole -Long Long Ago Thanks to our sponsor! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order! Go to youtube.com/AriShaffir and hit SUBSCRIBE if you haven't already!
Greg Fitzsimmons and Ari Shaffir go on a deep dive into forbidden acts of love in this public Patreon episode of Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank. The boys, victims of generational inbreeding of different styles, take Patreon submitted stories and questions about trouble with the law which leads them down the taboo road of adult breastfeeding. It's a very special episode of Ari's podcast and one which will go down in history as the reason neither of these overgrown children will be allowed into heaven. Listen to Greg Fitzsimmons: Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio Sunday Papers: http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Childish: http://childishpod.com Follow Greg! Instagram: https://instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Twitter: https://twitter.com/gregfitzshow Tour Dates: https://bit.ly/GregFitzTour The Music: Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away Hermin's Hermits - No Milk Today G-Boy - Jail Cell Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers - Juvenile Delinquent Thank you to our sponsors! Go to 3Chi.com and use code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order! And BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month!
Standup comedian and retired rooster fighter Rojo Perez sits down with Standup comedian and rooster fight enthusiast Ari Shaffir to talk about cockfighting. Futu Manu in Tetum. Pelea De Gallos in Spanish. Probably some other names in other languages. Rojo entered his pet into one when he was a small boy in Puerto Rico. Too young to be doing stuff like that. Ari went to his when he was 43 in Timor Leste. Rojo Perez is now a small man so he has distance and age to help him look back on his cockfighting experience. And Ari Shaffir is about the same age but far more bald. You guys should see it. They're siiiiiiick. So much fun. And beautiful. And it really brings the community together. Support Rojo: Check out Rojo's album 'Words' here: https://800pgr.lnk.to/RojoFA See Rojo in Austin, TX at The Creek & Cave September 18-19! Get tickets here: https://bit.ly/2VHKkb3 Ari's Tour Dates - http://AriShaffir.com/Tour The Music: Waka Flaka Flame - Rooster in My Rari Alice In Chains - The Rooster Archie Campbell - The Cockfight Joe Ely - Gallo Del Cielo Thank you to our sponsors, YoKratom, home of the $60 Kilo! And visit 3Chi.com to use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off all Delta 8 products!
Star of the League, shoplifter, and standup comedian Steve Rannazzisi talks to tagged stealer of Netflix passwords, and standup comedian Ari Shaffir about breaking the law. These two friends of 20 years riff on Patreon submitted stories of run-ins with the police. There's a great story about eluding military police. It's part of a series called “Arresting Content” that Ari usually does as one of his selections on patreon.com/AriShaffir. Once every month or two the Skeptic Tank is having one of these Patreon-style podcasts for free for the general listener. It's an excuse to have some stupid fun instead of getting caught up all the time with a theme. You gotta let loose sometimes! Make sure to submit your own stories or your friend's stories of run-ins with the law to patreon.com/AriShaffir. There's also a “General Mail Bag" where you can submit topics, ridiculous would you rathers, stories, and news stories for Ari and sometimes guests to riff on, and a “Dear Ari” section where you can submit sex and dating advice questions or stories of sexual woes. Break the law whenever you can get away with it, young students. The law is not for you to follow. The law is for them to enforce. Make them work for their money. Check out "What's the Odds" Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/whats-the-odds-with-steve-rannazzisi/id1201633295 And on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/join/3745651? Follow Steve! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/steverannazzisi/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/steverannazzisi?lang=en The Music: Waylon Jennings - Dukes of Hazzard The Vernon's- White Wine Stripes Theme Song Summer Wine - Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood Thank you to our sponsors! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month! And use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order at 3Chi.com
Former fatty and current standup comedian Ari Shaffir talks to world-renowned weight fluctuator and comedian Maddy Smith about her massive weight gains and losses and then gains again and then losses and then pass outs and then weight gains and then anorexia and then back to normal. Nobody gives better weight loss tips than anorexics and Maddy has some great advice if you're trying to shed a few pounds. I mean, don't be anorexic, but also definitely do listen to their ideas on weight loss because obviously. Ari is of Semitic heritage so his reaction to the sun in this video is massively more comfortable than the Irish and melting Maddy. Don't forget to order your 2021 Shroomfest shirts now as well as the Alice in Wonderland shirt and the Aricat shirt. All are available at podcastmerch.com/Ari Follow Maddy! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/somaddysmith/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddysmithcomedy Listen to her podcast "That Time of the Week" https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/that-time-of-the-week-with-maddy-smith/id1543315588 Check her out on Wild N Out on Mtv! The Music Fiona Apple - Paper Bag Pulp - Anorexic Beauty Mazzy Star - Fade Into You Seven Mary Three - Cumbersome Thank you to our sponsor! Go to 3chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order!
Comedian and homosexual child predator Luis Gomez talks to pot-stirrer and comedian Ari Shaffir about his old days selling comedy tickets to classless tourists in Times Square. The stories were WILD. Stories of sex and violence and an early Kurt Metzger. The podcast starts inside and then moves outdoors to Times Square to try and find some of these hustlers still working the beat. Plus Luis tries to make some sales himself to these idiots and even makes one. If this doesn't want to make you go to Skankfest November 4-7 (that's right, they're announcing more programming for the 4th) I don't know what will. Maybe you suck and you don't like great comedy. Or good comedy at least. The point is, Luis is homosexual. The whole comedy scene knows it and they just go on as if it's nothing and we shouldn't warn the gays that he's coming for their butts. SKANKFEST SOUTH - NOVEMBER 5-7, 2021 | HOUSTON, TX: TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW! https://skankfest.net/ Follow Luis on Twitter: https://bit.ly/twittergomez Watch Legion of Skanks! For the latest video & audio episodes: https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/legion-of-skanks/ Thank you to our sponsors! YoKratom home of the $60 kilo! and be sure to visit 3Chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off your order! The Music: Started from the bottom now we're here - Drake Fountains of Wayne - Bright Future in Sales. Lightenin' Hopkins - Houston Bound Wyclef Jean - Gone Till November
Stand-up comedians Brendan Sagalow and Mike Cannon join Ari Shaffir to talk about the wonderous world of edibles. What to do, what not to do, and what happens when you're too impatient to wait for the first edible to kick in so you take another. Stay tuned after the episode to relive Ari's stories about drugs from This Is Not Happening. Here's The Scenario Podcast hosted by Mike, Brendan, & Mike Feeney: Listen & Watch: https://bit.ly/scenariopod | https://www.patreon.com/ScenarioPod Follow on social media: https://bit.ly/scenarioIG | https://bit.ly/scenariotwitter Stay in touch with Mike & Brendan: Follow Mike! Instagram: https://bit.ly/cannonIG | Twitter: https://bit.ly/cannontwitter Follow Brendan! Instagram: https://bit.ly/sagalowIG | Twitter: https://bit.ly/sagalowtwitter Thank you to our sponsor, BetterHelp! Affordable, private online counseling. Anytime, anywhere. Go to https://www.betterhelp.com/ari for 10% off your first month. Discount code “ARI" will be automatically applied. Go to 3Chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" at check out for 5% off Delta 8 products. The Music Beastie Boys- Car Thief Snoop Dog - Edibles Eric Clapton - Tears in Heaven
Host of the Cumtown podcast Stavros Halkias joins standup comedian Ari Shaffir for a relationship and sex advice episode of Skeptic Tank. This is a “Dear Ari” relationship advice episode that's usually available on Patreon only but in honor of Juneteenth, we're making this one available to the public. Standup comedian Stavros Halkias and former friend of Bert Kreischer's wife Ari Shaffir answer Patron submitted questions about wild sex, lame friends, and partners who pork out. This is the most important thing to happen to the country since Joe Biden reverse rammed Donald Trump and the drippings got imported by a viral lab on Wuhan and the rest was history. Please sign up for Ari's Patreon for more fun content like this and to keep hot loads all over his chest. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir SUPPORT STAV! For Stav's upcoming tour: https://stavvy.biz/pages/tour-dates Check out 'Stavvy Solves Your Problems' & more: https://bit.ly/3gIsNrB Watch Pod Don't Lie with Sam & Stav: https://www.drpshp.co/pod-dont-lie The Music: Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You I'm gonna cum on your tits - Beaver Shoot Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody Boyz 2 Men - I'll Make Love To You Thank you to our sponsor! Go to 3chi.com and use promo code "Skeptic" for 5% off Delta 8 products!
Standup comedian and host of The Bonfire and Legion of Skanks (in that order) Big Jay Oakerson talks about his struggle with anxiety disorder with comedian and host of nothing Ari Shaffir. Jay really went through it, man. He was fine and then one afternoon, he wasn't. He couldn't breathe, he couldn't think straight, and the walls started crashing in. Ari has always been intrigued by mental disorders and this is the first time he has been able to really take a deep dive into anxiety. It was a very revealing and interesting discussion. Check out Big Jay Oakerson every week on the Legion of Skanks podcast. Ari Shaffir is the President of that podcast. Shane Gillis is the Vice President. Big Jay holds no office. Check out Ari's Patreon. This week he & Chris O'Connor riff on the topics and questions you submitted in a really fun mailbag episode. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir The sick new Ari Shaffir tour shirt is available here: https://bit.ly/arishirts - Get one & wear it to a show or wear it out. The tie-dye version is only available until June 30 so hurry up and get yours now. Please tell people about this episode. And click subscribe to be notified of upcoming episodes. Thanks to our sponsor BetterHelp! Go to BetterHelp.com/Ari for 10% off your first month The Music: Green Day - Basket Case (live) Bad Religion - Anxiety Queen and Bowie - Under Pressure Ramones - Anxiety
Comedian Kim Congdon is fucking nuts. Standup comedian and your host Ari Shaffir sits down with this crazy Chonga to discuss the origins of the stereotype of the fiery Latin woman and how wild and fun it can be to observe her in action. She has always frightened me with her crazy Puerto Rican-style rage. The intro is live from the Mexico City Central Parque de Perros. Viva Puerto Ricas! Make sure to listen to Kim's podcast, @Broad Topix because if her numbers don't increase by 17% or more she's going to slash my front left tire. And subscribe to Ari's Patreon so he can afford witness relocation after Congdon decides she's gotta deal with this puta judeo. https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Connect with Kim! Watch Kim's podcast 'Broad Topix' on Gas Digital Network Thursday's at 9PM/ET: https://gasdigitalnetwork.com/gdn-show-channels/broad-topix/ Follow Kim on social media, & more: https://linktr.ee/broadtopix Subscribe to Broad Topix on YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/BroadTopix The Music: Gnarles Barkely - Crazy Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats Bad Bahbie feat Lil Yachty - Gucci Flip Flops N.O.R.E., Nina Sky, Daddy Yanke - Oye Mi Canto Patsy Cline - Crazy Thank you to our sponsors: YoKratom, Home of the $60 Kilo! and be sure to use Promo Code "Ari" for 15% off at RugietMen.com
Comedian Graham Kay has been fired more than anyone on Earth. Stand-up comedian Ari Shaffir, fresh off not appearing on the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast for two years and before that losing his own show 'This Is Not Happening,' now sits down with Graham to discuss the many times he’s been fired. The intro covers some of Ari’s own firings even though he left off getting fired from his own stupid show that he’s just realizing now would’ve been a solid thing to talk about instead of the same Domino’s story he’s told like 80 times already. Although, to be fair, he wasn't exactly fired from that show as much as blackmailed and forced to step aside. Plus stay tuned for the outro where Ari also profits off another comedian’s hard work. "Chinese Democracy" by Bill Burr (Official Blog of Comedian, Bill Burr: Tuesday, March 4, 2008): https://bit.ly/3i1GRgR Connect with Graham! Watch Graham's special 'Graham Kay: Stupid Jokes': https://bit.ly/3vDmMkY Check out @The Edge Lords podcast: https://bit.ly/3fBdTTt I nstagram: https://bit.ly/3yP9VxT | Twitter: https://bit.ly/3i5yhgV Ari is back on the road, get your tour merch now! http://bit.ly/cattourshirt With Mark Normand, Dina Hashem, Mike Vecchione and Gary Vider at SoulJoel's Comedy Club - June 6
Standup comedian Robert Kelly and standup comedian Ari Shaffir share their plan for world domination in a public Patreon episode. This is the kind of thing I do all the time on Patreon behind the paywall but I didn’t have a podcast for this week. So my lack of responsibility is your win! Congrats for following a degenerate. Join the Patreon for more content like this!: https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir #arishaffir #skeptictankpodcast #bobbykelly Check out Robert Kelly's Podcast: https://bit.ly/3uifSQG Join his Patreon: Patreon.com/RobertKelly for "Live From The Shed" and more! Check Dates, Get Merch and More at https://robertkellylive.com/
Comedians Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from the @AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast joins standup comedian and your host Ari Shaffir in Kevin’s mom’s basement to talk about what makes someone human trash. The intro was recorded in front of a White Castle because obviously. No podcast has better locations than Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank. Kippy and Herbert are experts on garbage people. H. Foley has been at the forefront of the Flaming Hot Cheetos revolution for years and Kevin Ryan is well known in the comedy community for clipping his toenails on the subway. Please start telling friends about this show. Make sure to hit subscribe so you’re notified of new episodes and videos but also really really tell everybody on your social media about Skeptic Tank and the @Ari Shaffir YouTube channel so people discover this thing & we can all help annoy the squares who hate weird, dirty, offensive, drug-related, and/or outsider material that bothers non-fans so much. I’m Ari Shaffir, and I thank you for your support. #AYG #arishaffir #comedy #areyougarbage Connect with Are You Garbage? Podcast! Watch on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3hiA9mp Social Media: Instagram: https://bit.ly/3uryuyt | Twitter: https://is.gd/3jMXFF See AYG live! For tickets: https://linktr.ee/AYGLiveShows Join Ari's Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/arishaffir Subscribe for full episodes: https://bit.ly/2SxX7LL AND check out the new @Skeptic Tank Clips YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3f39cQS The Music: Ike Turner and the Family Vibe - Garbage Man G-Love and Special Sauce - Garbage Man Kid Rock - Bawitaba Garbage - Not your kind of people (video game version) Cracker - Eurotrash Girl