Something's Burning

Ex-NFL'ers Will Compton and Taylor Lewan, of Bussin' with the Boys are stopping by my Super Bowl set-up for a quick lesson in being an amazing dad.  The way to your kids' hearts is through grilled cheese sandwiches – so, I'm teaching them how to make a few different versions.  And, one of ‘em is bound to make the boys Father of the Year.    Follow Bussin' with the Boys: htttp://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb    This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “Burning” at http://www.betterhelp.com/burning   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of Something's Burning, Tiffany Haddish and Ryan Sickler sit down in my kitchen to chat about stealing food, harvesting eggs, and wig wearing.  Oh, and I make shrimp and grits with a crab cake topper. We also do a homemade vs store bought hummus challenge AND talk about ALL our upcoming projects.   Follow Tiffany Haddish:  http://www.www.instagram.com/tiffanyhaddish    Follow Ryan Sickler: http://www.instagram.com/ryansickler    This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “Burning” at http://www.betterhelp.com/burning   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

RIFF RAFF and Bradley Martyn join me in the kitchen for a protein-packed Vegan meal...and a brand-new friend group emerges. The Burley Boys chat about healthy living, dogs, finding friends, and going to a Lakers game together. Plus, Riff's entire posse passes around a joint.   Follow RIFF RAFF: http://www.instagram.com/jodyhighroller    Follow Bradley Martyn: http://www.instagram.com/bradleymartyn    This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “Burning” at http://www.betterhelp.com/burning   This episode is brought to you by ExpressVPN. Get an extra 3 months free at http://www.expressvpn.com/burning   This episode is brought to you by Birddogs. Get a free Yeti-style tumbler with your order at http://www.birddogs.com/burning   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode that originally aired Jan 14, 2019, I show Theo Von (This Past Weekend podcast) and Andrew Santino (Whiskey Ginger podcast) how to make Fry Bread Tacos.   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From the Season 1 vault...Dave Attell & Gave Gottfried watch me make fish & chips. Season 1 is coming BACK every other Tuesday with NEW episodes the other weeks.    Follow Dave Attell: https://www.instagram.com/daveattell    Follow Gilbert Gottfried: https://www.instagram.com/realgilbert    This episode is brought to you by DoorDash. Get 50% off up to $10 on your next order of $15+ when you sign up for DashPass Student plan with code BURNING.   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From the season 1 vault, Sean Patton and Ari Shaffir stop by and I make them Sean's Uncle Terry's famous jambalaya. Ari and Sean also brought their own ingredients – some Cajun seasoning and…blood pudding?   Follow Ari Shaffir: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir    Follow Sean Patton: https://www.instagram.com/mrseanpatton    1. HURRICANES    Ingredients: Light Rum Dark Rum Fressh Lime Juice Orange Juice Passion Fruit Juice Simple Syrup Grenadine   2. JAMBALAYA   Ingredients: Salt Granulated Garlic Crushed Red Pepper Dried Thyme Chopped Celery Onion Bell Pepper Hot Sausage Smoked Sausage Chicken Breast Crushed Tomatoes Chicken Stock Rice Shrimp; cleaned and deveined   Steps: Heat oil in a large pot. Add onions, bell peppers, celery, and all seasonings. Cook and slice the hot sausage. Add hot and smoked sausages, and chicken; cook for 10 min. Add crushed tomatoes and chicken stock; bring to a boil. Add rice and shrimp; covered and simmer. Let stand until rice is cooked.   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From the vaults of Something's Burning, Sebastian Maniscalco and I go head to head in the burger cook off with celebrity guest judge, Roy Choi!   Follow Sebastian Maniscalco: https://www.instagram.com/sebastiancomedy   Follow Roi Choi: https://www.instagram.com/chefroychoi     SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you missed us at Red Rocks last week, get your Dan Soder and Big Jay fix with this season one revisit when I made them Wawa-Inspired Apple Fritters.   Follow Dan Soder: https://www.instagram.com/dansoder    Follow Big Jay Oakerson: https://www.instagram.com/bigjayoakerson    WAWA-INSPIRED FRITTERS   1. Fritters   INGREDIENTS: Bread flour Instant yeast Granulated sugar Fine sea salt Whole milk, warmed Pure vanilla extract Large egg yolks Unsalted butter, at room temperature Sweet-tart baking apples, such as Honeycrisp or Pink Lady, peeled, cored, and cut into 1/2-inch chunks Granulated sugar Ground cinnamon Vegetable oil, for frying   STEPS: 1. In a stand mixer with the paddle attachment, stir together the bread flour, instant yeast, sugar, and sea salt. 2. Add warm milk, vanilla, and egg yolks; mix until smooth. 3. Add remaining flour and butter; mix until dough is soft and smooth. 4. Cover the bowl with plastic and let rise for an hour. 5. While it's rising, melt unsalted butter in skillet 6. Add chopped apples; sprinkle with sugar, cinnamon, and sea salt. 7. Cook until tender and the liquid is a syrupy glaze (about 10 min) 8. Allow to cool completely. 9. Roll out dough to ½” thick 10. Spread apple mixture onto ½ the dough; fold over other half to cover apples. 11. Cut the dough into ½” strips, then into ½” pieces in cross pattern 12. Scoop up the pieces and rearrange, cutting again in a cross pattern 13. Form dough into a 12” x 3” log; sprinkle with flour and slice into 12 pieces. 14. Coat baking sheet with flour; transfer fritters, smashing pieces of dough together and press into each one into a flat round. 15. Let them rise until puffy, about 20 min. 16.Fry in 2” of hot oil, about 2 min per side. 17. Remove and drain; allow to cool slightly before glazing   2. Glaze   INGREDIENTS: Powdered sugar Pure maple syrup Pure vanilla extract Warm water   STEPS: 1. Sift powdered sugar into a bowl. 2. Add maple syrup and vanilla; stir until smooth. 3. Add enough water to form a loose glaze.       SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From the season 1 vault, I'm making my favorite pasta dish for Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano. We're also talking about spreading germs, Scotty Karate, and kissing each other on the lips.   Follow Chris Distefano: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy    Follow Sal Vulcano: https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano    This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/burning    PASTA CARBONARA   INGREDIENTS: Kosher Salt Guanciale (or bacon) Grated Pecorino Romano (or Parmesan) Eggs + extra egg yolks Black Pepper EVOO Bucatini, Spaghetti, or Rigantoni   STEPS: Boil water with salt Cut guanciale into strips Whisk egg yolks and whole eggs; stir in grated cheese. Season with pepper and set aside Heat EVOO and cook guanciale in Dutch oven until crisp around the edges Transfer to a bowl; reserve fat Cook pasta until al dente Drain; reserving cup of pasta water Add guanciale fat and pasta water to Dutch oven; bring to a boil Cook pasta about 2 min, stirring constantly Whisk some pasta water into egg mixture; slowly stream into the Dutch oven, stirring constantly until cheese is melted and egg is thickened Mix in guanciale.     SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From the Something's Burning vault – back when I was fat and so was Bobby Kelly. Plus, Michelle Wolf's talking about her acid reflux, which is something Bobby and I know all about. We also dive into our thoughts about reading, our favorite foods, and I make Eggs Benedict on Cheesy Biscuits.   Follow Bobby Kelly: https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive    Follow Michelle Wolf: https://www.instagram.com/michelleisawolf    This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/burning    CHEESY BISCUIT EGGS BENEDICTION   BISCUITS INGREDIENTS: Buttermilk Sour Cream AP Flour Baking Powder Baking Soda Salt Cold Butter Shredded Cheddar Cheese Sliced Scallions STEPS: 1. Whisk together buttermilk and sour cream in a small bowl. 2. In the bowl of a food processor, combine flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt; process until blended. 3. Scatter cold butter patties evenly over the flour and pulse until the mixture resembles coarse meal 4. Transfer to a large bowl. 5. Add the buttermilk mixture to the flour mixture; fold until just combined. 6. Transfer the dough to a floured work surface; knead until it just comes together, adding extra flour as necessary. 7. Roll the dough into a 12” square; fold sides in to form a 4” square. 8. Press the square down and roll it out again into a 12” square. 9. Sprinkle cheddar cheese and sliced scallions over the dough square; fold into a 4” square again. 10. Roll the dough again into a 12” square.  11. Cut six 4” rounds out of the dough with a floured biscuit cutter. 12. Transfer to a parchment-lined baking sheet, spacing them about 1” apart. 13. Form the dough scraps into a ball; knead and repeat rolling process until big enough to get more biscuits. 14. Brush the tops of the biscuits with the melted butter; bake at 425° until golden brown and well risen, about 15 minutes, rotating the pan halfway through.  EGGS BENEDICT INGREDIENTS: unsalted butter large eggs egg yolks fresh lemon juice cayenne or hot paprika Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper white distilled vinegar Kosher salt English muffins Canadian bacon chopped chives chopped dill, tarragon or parsley   STEPS: 1. Make the hollandaise:    * Melt unsalted butter in a small pot over medium heat until it's foamy but not beginning to brown, 3 to 4 minutes.   * Place egg yolks and 2 teaspoons water in a blender.   * Start blending, and, working very slowly, add the hot, melted butter until it's all incorporated.   * Add lemon juice and cayenne; season with salt and pepper.   * Transfer to a small bowl, and place plastic wrap directly on the surface so it doesn't form a skin; set aside. 2. Poach the eggs   * Fill a medium pot with 3” of water.   * Add vinegar, season with salt and bring to a simmer   * Using the handle of a spoon, stir the water with a clockwise motion.   * Gently crack an egg into the center of the pot, letting the water swirl around it and allowing the white to envelop the yolk.   * Repeat with remaining eggs — you could probably do up to four at a time.   * Check the eggs after 4 minutes: Use a slotted spoon to lift an egg out of the water, and feel the white for firmness. If it's not quite done, slide it back in for another minute or so.   * Let cook until the whites are just set, but the yolks are still completely runny 4 to 5 minutes; let eggs drain on a towel-lined plate. 3. Cook ham in a medium skillet over medium-high heat until golden brown and just crisp at the edges, about 6 minutes. 4. Assemble the Benedicts.   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com   For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com  Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer  Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer  Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer  YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donnell Rawlings and Red Grant are schoolin' me on how to host a cooking show WHILE I'm cooking up Game Day snacks for them.   Follow Donnell Rawlings: https://www.instagram.com/donnellrawlings    Follow Red Grant: https://www.instagram.com/redgrant    MINI MONTE CRISTO SANDWICHES   INGREDIENTS: * White sandwich bread * Ham lunch meat * Turkey lunch meat * Sliced Swiss cheese * Crisco * Eggs * Milk * Krusteaz pancake mix * Cinnamon * Salt * Powdered sugar * Raspberry jelly   STEPS: 1. Remove crusts and flatten out bread with rolling pin. 2. Top with one slice ham, one slice turkey, and one slice swiss cheese 3. Roll sandwich to form a log; slice into 3 pieces 4. Put prepared sandwiches in the fridge to set up 5. Heat Crisco in big blue pot for deep frying. 6. Make the batter by whisking eggs and milk. 7. Add pancake mix, cinnamon, and salt to egg/milk mixture 8. Dip sandwiches into batter; deep fry until golden brown 9. Dust with powdered sugar and make the football laces using raspberry jelly   BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP   INGREDIENTS: * Butter * Shredded chicken * Frank's Red Hot  * Lemon juice * Sour cream * Cream cheese * Shredded white cheddar cheese * Blue Cheese * Chives   STEPS: 1. In a cast-iron skillet, melt butter over medium-high heat. 2. Add shredded chicken and Frank's Red Hot; simmer until the sauce has reduced by half, 2 to 3 minutes. 3. Turn off the heat; stir in lemon juice, sour cream and cream cheese until combined.  4. Sprinkle shredded White Cheddar Cheese over the top. 5. Bake at 375° until bubbling around the edges and the cheese has melted, about 10 minutes. 6. Immediately garnish with ¼ cup blue cheese and chopped chives.   SCOTCH EGGS   INGREDIENTS: * Eggs * Flour * Crushed corn flakes * Ground sausage * Salt and pepper * Mustard   STEPS: 1. Place eggs in a small saucepan; add cold water to cover. 2. Bring to a boil; remove from heat, cover, and let stand for 3 minutes. 3. Carefully drain, then fill pan with ice water to cool eggs 4. Gently crack shells and carefully peel  5. Place eggs in a bowl of cold water; cover and chill until cold. 6. Place flour in a wide shallow bowl and crushed corn flakes in another wide shallow bowl. 7. Form sausage into thin patties  8. Lay 1 soft-boiled egg on top of sausage and wrap sausage around egg, sealing to completely enclose. 9. Repeat with remaining sausage and eggs. 10. Whisk eggs in a medium bowl to make egg wash. 11. Dip sausage-wrapped egg into flour, shaking off excess, then coat in egg wash. 12. Roll in corn flakes to coat.  13. Heat oil to 375° in a large heavy pot 14. Fry eggs, turning occasionally and maintaining oil temperature of 350°, until sausage is cooked through and breading is golden brown and crisp, 5–6 minutes. 15. Use a slotted spoon to transfer to paper towels to drain; season lightly with salt and pepper.  16. Serve warm with mustard.     SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Subscribe to Shane Torres' YouTube page to watch his new special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” premiering December 10th at 4PM PST: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYqBZNLk2Vf-ErSOb_sqMew?sub_confirmation=1    Colin Quinn and Nick Di Paolo not-so-patiently watch as I cook them Chicken Parm Sandwiches in this season 1 flashback.  We also talk about how the industry is changing and Colin's hatred of cheese.   Follow Colin Quinn: https://www.instagram.com/iamcolinquinn    Follow Nick Di Paolo: https://www.instagram.com/nickdipaolo    This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/burning    Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page  Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962  Spotify:  https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336   CHICKEN PARMESAN SANDWICHES   INGREDIENTS: * Boneless, skinless chicken breasts * AP flour * Large eggs * Panko breadcrumbs * Kosher salt * Black pepper * Olive oil * Tomato sauce (store-bought or homemade) * Grated parmesan  * Sliced provolone * Baguettes   STEPS: 1. Put chicken breasts between 2 pieces of parchment and pound down with a mallet until about ¼” thick. 2. In separate bowls, set up a dredging station:     * Flour in one bowl     * Beaten eggs in one bowl     * Panko breadcrumbs in one bowl 3. Season chicken with salt and pepper. 4. Dip chicken into flour, then eggs, and finally coat with panko; set aside. 5. Repeat until all the chicken is coated. 6. Heat oil in large skillet; fry chicken in batches, turning halfway until golden brown. 7. Transfer to a paper-towel lined plate to drain excess oil. 8. Slice open baguettes and place on baking tray. 9. Layer chicken on bottom slice, then sliced provolone. 10. Bake at 350° until the cheese is melted on top 11. Ladle pre-heated tomato sauce on top 12. Top with bread and slice in half.   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a jolly holiday with Gareth Reynold and Sam Tripoli as we drink egg nog and make soyrizo waffles in this Something's Burning season one throwback. Subscribe to Shane Torres' YouTube page to watch his new special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” now: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYqBZNLk2Vf-ErSOb_sqMew  Follow Gareth Reynolds: https://www.instagram.com/reynoldsgareth  Follow Sam Tripoli: https://www.instagram.com/samtripoli  Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page  Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com    For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer  Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer  Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer  YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this blast from the past episode, I sit down with my wife and Wheeler Walker Jr for some Nashville Hot fried chicken, homemade coleslaw, and what happens when you cook with hot sauce, don't wash your hands, and then get down and dirty. Spoiler Alert - it's not pretty. Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 Follow Wheeler Walker Jr: https://www.instagram.com/wheelerwalkerjr Follow LeeAnn Kreischer: https://www.instagram.com/leeannkreischer SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer NASHVILLE FRIED CHICKEN and PICKLEBACK COLESLAW INGREDIENTS: Pickleback Coleslaw Cabbage Apples Shredded carrots Mayo Pickle juice Dijon Cider Vinegar Louisiana Hot Sauce Salt and Pepper COLESLAW STEPS: Cut the cabbages into quarters and remove the core; slice into thin ribbons.  Cut apples into matchsticks  Mix cabbage and apples with shredded carrots Whisk together mayo, pickle juice, Dijon,cider vinegar,Louisiana hot sauce,salt and pepper Pour over cabbage mixture; hold cold NASHVILLE FRIED CHICKEN INGEDIENTS: Milk Eggs Louisiana Hot Sauce Flour Salt Chicken Breasts Crisco Cayenne Pepper Brown Sugar Black Pepper Paprika Garlic Powder Bread Pickles STEPS: Make the dredge: in a bowl, whisk together milk, eggs, and louisiana hot sauce. In a separate bowl, whisk together flour and salt Dredge the chicken in flour mixture, then milk mixture, then flour mixture. Heat Crisco in deep fryer to 325 degrees. Fry chicken in batches. 15-20 minutes each batch. Remove and let drain on the rack. Ladle hot oil from fryer into a bowl and whisk in cayenne pepper,light brown sugar, black pepper,paprika,and garlic powder Baste the spicy oil over the chicken. Serve with bread and pickles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this blast from the past, Andrew Schulz, Yannis Pappas, and I talk New York, Hannah Gadsby, and relationships. Follow Andrew Schulz: https://www.instagram.com/andrewschulz Follow Yannis Pappas: https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas This episode is brought to you by DraftKings. New customers can bet just $5 to get $200 INSTANTLY IN BONUS BETS. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BURNING. https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps?wpsrc=Organic%20Search&wpaffn=Google&wpkw=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.draftkings.com%2Fmobileapps&wpcn=mobileapps SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ MATZO BALL SOUP Chicken Stock INGREDIENTS: 1 4–5-lb. chicken, cut into 8 pieces 1 pound chicken wings, necks, and/or backs 2 large yellow onions, unpeeled, quartered 6 celery stalks, cut into 1" pieces 4 large carrots, peeled, cut into 1” pieces 1 large parsnip, peeled, cut into 1” pieces 1 large shallot, quartered 1 head of garlic, halved crosswise 6 sprigs flat-leaf parsley 1 tablespoon black peppercorns (You could also buy a roasted chicken and pull apart for the broth) STEPS: Bring all ingredients and 12 cups cold water to a boil in a very large (at least 12-qt.) stockpot. Reduce heat to medium-low and simmer until chicken breasts are cooked through, about 20 minutes. Transfer breasts to a plate (remaining chicken parts are strictly for stock). Let breasts cool slightly, then remove meat and return bones to stock. Shred meat. Let cool, tightly wrap, and chill. Continue to simmer stock, skimming surface occasionally, until reduced by one-third, about 2 hours. Strain chicken stock through a fine-mesh sieve into a large saucepan (or airtight container, if not using right away); discard solids. You should have about 8 cups. DO AHEAD: Stock can be made 2 days ahead. Let cool; cover and chill. Keep reserved chicken meat chilled. Matzo ball Mixture INGREDIENTS: 3 large eggs, beaten to blend ¾ cup matzo meal ¼ cup schmaltz (chicken fat), melted 3 tablespoons club soda 1¼ teaspoon kosher salt STEPS: 1. In a medium bowl mix 2 large eggs with 1/4 cup of vegetable oil. 2. Add the contents of the package marked "Matzo" and mix until uniform. Let stand for 15 minutes. 3. In a large pot with a tight fitting lid, bring 2 1/2 quarts water to a boil. Add contents of the package marked "soup" and mix to dissolve. 4. Using wet hands, form matzo mix into balls about the size of walnuts. 5. Drop balls into boiling soup, cover tightly and reduce heat to a simmer and cook for 30 minutes. Store in a dry place. Assembly INGREDIENTS: 2 small carrots, peeled, sliced ¼” thick on a diagonal Kosher salt 2 tablespoons coarsely chopped fresh dill Coarsely ground fresh black pepper STEPS: Bring chicken stock to a boil in a large saucepan. Add carrots; season with salt. Reduce heat and simmer until carrots are tender, 5–7 minutes. Remove from heat, add reserved breast meat, and cover. Set soup aside. Meanwhile, bring a large pot of well-salted water to a boil. Scoop out 2-tablespoonful portions matzo ball mixture and, using wet hands, gently roll into balls. Add matzo balls to water and reduce heat so water is at a gentle simmer (too much bouncing around will break them up). Cover pot and cook matzo balls until cooked through and starting to sink, 20–25 minutes. DO AHEAD: Using a slotted spoon, transfer matzo balls to bowls. Ladle soup over, top with dill, and season with pepper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We recreate Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza and bring the Choco Taco back to life. Greg and Beth wrote on HBO's Crashing together and are one of my favorite pairings. Stay 'til the end for a fun surprise! Follow Greg Fitzsimmons: https://www.instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Follow Beth Stelling:  https://www.instagram.com/bethstelling This episode is brought to you by DraftKings. New customers can bet just $5 to get $200 INSTANTLY IN BONUS BETS. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BURNING.
https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer TACO BELL MEXICAN PIZZAS, CRUNCH WRAPS, AND CHOCO TACOS Start with the CHOCO TACO SHELLS (waffle cones): Whisk together until no lumps remain: - 2 whole eggs plus 2 egg whites - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 1/2 cup plus 2 tablespoons superfine sugar - 1 cup plus 4 tablespoons all purpose flour - 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted - 4 tablespoons whole milk - 2 teaspoons vanilla extract - Heat waffle cone maker (pizzelle cookie maker) - Pour 3-3½ tablespoons batter into the center of discs - Cook until golden brown. Remove and fold over wooden spoon to form taco. Rest spoon between cups until cool (1 minute). - Carefully spoon ice cream into the cooled shells, smoothing the edges. Place in loaf pans upright and stacked against one another. - Refreeze ice cream tacos for a while. Prepare the ingredients for the MEXICAN PIZZAS and CRUNCHWRAPS: - Heat a bunch of oil in pot for deep frying. - Prepare taco meat. - Combine Ground beef and Packaged taco seasoning. - Heat up canned refried beans - Fry the 8-in flour tortillas until golden brown 30-45 seconds, then drain on paper towels. Assemble the pizzas: - Top a fried tortilla with a thin layer of refried beans. - Then a layer of taco meat. - Put another tortilla on top of the taco meat. - Enchilada sauce on tortilla. - Put a few diced tomatoes and green chiles on top of red sauce. - Top with the Mexican blend cheese. - Put finished Mexican pizzas on cookie sheet and broil in oven until cheese is melted. - Top with a few chopped green onions. - Cut into fourths and serve. While the Mexican Pizzas are getting melty, MAKE CRUNCH WRAP: - Heat 12-in flour tortilla to warm. - Heat nacho cheese. Assemble: - Place ground beef mixture in the center of each tortilla. - Top with nacho cheese and tostada shell. - Spread sour cream in an even layer over the tostada shell - Top with lettuce, tomato and cheese. - Fold the edges up and over the center. Continue to work your way around the tortilla, folding as tight as possible. - Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in skillet. Place wrap seam-side down and cook until the underside is golden brown, about 2 minutes. Flip and cook wrap on the other side, about 1-2 minutes longer. Finish the CHOCO TACOS: - Heat Chocolate chips in a pot until melted. - Remove ice cream tacos from freezer- Dip in chocolate. - Top with crushed peanuts if you want. - Freeze for a sec then eat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick Swardson and Simon Rex reminisce about partying with Paris Hilton, Nick's writing of Malibu's Most Wanted, and their Comedy Central web series, Typical Rick. Meanwhile, I attempt to cook a meal according to Nick's insane dietary restrictions. Follow Nick Swardson: https://www.instagram.com/realnickswardson Follow Simon Rex: https://www.instagram.com/simonrex415 This episode is brought to you by DraftKings. Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer VEGAN, GLUTEN-FREE MINI THAI PIZZAS and THAI KELP NOODLES Dairy-free Grain-free Citrus and fruit-free Gluten-free Sugar-free No seafood VEGAN GLUTEN-FREE MINI THAI PIZZAS Instructions: 1. Bring a pot of water to a boil 2. Use a box grater to make the cauliflower rice from 1 head cauliflower. 3. Add riced cauliflower to water. Cook for 5 minutes to soften. Then drain in a fine mesh strainer Let cool 5 minutes. 4. Transfer cauliflower rice to a clean dish towel and ring out as much of the excess liquid as possible. Ring until no more water comes out. Set aside. 5. In a large mixing bowl, prepare the flax egg (1½ TBSP flax meal and 4 TBSP water) and let rest 5 minutes. 6. Then add these things to the cauliflower rice: a. ¼ TSP salt b. 3 TBSP vegan parmesan cheese c. 1 TSP oregano d. 1 TSP dried basil e. 3 cloves minced garlic f. 1 TBSP Arrowroot starch 7. Stir with a mixing spoon or your hands to thoroughly combine. 8. Form into small, ½-inch thick discs, pan fry and drain. 9. Top with pre-made peanut sauce (peanut butter, tamari sauce, sriracha, fake sugar, ginger) and vegan cheese. 10. Pop in the oven to melt the cheese. THE THAI KELP NOODLES 1. Drain and rinse the kelp noodles and set aside 2. Saute bell peppers and spinach. Set aside. 3. MAKE THE SAUCE. Combine these ingredients in the blender: a. 1 can organic full-fat coconut milk b. 1/2 cup peanut butter c. 3 tablespoons Swerve artificial sweetener d. 2 tablespoons organic extra-virgin olive oil e. 1 tablespoon cilantro f. 2 cloves crushed garlic g. 1 red pepper h. 1 teaspoon red pepper flakes i. 1 teaspoon salt 4. Combine the noodles, sauce, bell peppers and spinach together. Garnish with cilantro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this special throwback episode, I host a BBQ at my house for my buddies, comedians Ari Shaffir and Steve Rannazzisi. They help me grind my meat, we throw down some wieners, and wash it all down with some jell-o shots. Follow Ari Shaffir: https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir Follow Steve Rannazzisi: https://www.instagram.com/steverannazzisi SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie THE PERFECT BURGER INGREDIENTS · 1 egg · 1 teaspoon mustard(regular or Dijon) · 1 teaspoonWorcestershire sauce · 1 small onion, finely grated · 1 clove garlic, minced · 1⁄2 teaspoon salt · 1⁄2 teaspoon pepper · 1 lb medium ground beef · FLAVOUR PERK STIR-INS · 1 tablespoon creamy caesar salad dressing or 1 tablespoon Greek salad dressing · 1 tablespoon chopped sun-dried tomato · 1 tablespoon sour cream or 1 tablespoon yoghurt · 1 tablespoon grated fresh lemon rind or 1 tablespoon lime rind · 1 tablespoon grated ginger root · 1 tablespoon ketchup or 1 tablespoon barbecue sauce · 1 teaspoon lemon pepper · 1 teaspoon curry powder · 1 teaspoon dried oregano or 1 teaspoon dried thyme or 1 teaspoon dried rosemary · 1 tablespoon fresh herb · 2 teaspoons cajun seasoning · 1 teaspoon sesame oil · 1 teaspoon teriyaki sauce or 1 teaspoon hoisin sauce · 1 fresh jalapeños or 1 pickled jalapeño pepper, chopped DIRECTIONS 1. Lightly oil grill & heat BBQ to medium. 2. Whisk egg in a bowl & add next 6 ingredients. 3. Add any of the “stir-ins” that appeal to you. 4. Crumble in beef & using your hands or a fork, gently mix together. 5. Handle the meat as little as possible – the more you work it, the tougher it gets. 6. Gently shape (don't firmly press) mixture into burgers about ¾ inch thick. 7. Using your thumb, make a shallow depression in the centre of each burger to prevent puffing up during cooking. 8. Place burgers on the grill, close lid& BBQ until NO LONGER PINK INSIDE, turning once, about 6 – 8 minutes per side. 9. An instant read thermometer should read 160F. 10. Don't abuse your burgers by pressing with a spatula, pricking with a fork or turning frequently as precious juices will be lost! 11. Tuck into a warm crusty bun & add your favorite toppings. GRILLED PINEAPPLE AND ICE CREAM · 1 pineapple · 2 tablespoons granulated sugar · 1/4 cup/60 grams butter · 1/2 cup/100 grams brown sugar · 1/4 cup/60 milliliters cream · 8 scoops vanilla ice cream 1. Preheat GRILL 2. Remove the top and the bottom of the pineapple, and peel it. Cut the pineapple into rings. Season the pieces all over with granulated sugar. 3. Put the pineapple rings onto the grill with one of the cut sides down for 10 minutes. Tip the pineapple on their other cut sides and continue to cook until they're nicely browned, another 5 minutes or so. 4. While the pineapple is roasting, put the brown sugar in a small, high-sided saucepan along with just enough water to make the sugar look like wet sand. Cook over high heat until the water cooks off and the sugar froths and bubbles, 2 to 3 minutes; then reduce the heat to medium-low and cook for another minute or so. Add the cream in a steady stream (be careful -- it will boil violently on contact with the melted brown sugar) and stir to incorporate. Or buy some caramel sauce at the market! 5. Serve the roasted pineapple on the skin but sliced from it and cut into bite-sized pieces, as in the photos, topped with the ice cream and drizzled with the warm caramel sauce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Had to bring back this throwback episode from our storied run in NYC! If you see either of these two on the lineup, it's guaranteed to be a brain-altering show. But if you see this dish on the menu, results may be hit or miss. Tune in to see if I can pull it off! Follow Mark Normand: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand Follow Jessica Kirson: https://www.instagram.com/jessykirson SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Shakshuka North African–Style Poached Eggs in Spicy Tomato Sauce INGREDIENTS: * 3 tablespoons (45ml) extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for drizzling * 1 medium onion, thinly sliced * 1 large red pepper (bell pepper for milder heat, or a hotter variety, such as red horned pepper, depending on your heat preference), stems, seeds, and ribs removed, thinly sliced * 1 fresh small hot chili (such as jalapeño, serrano, or Fresno), stems, seeds, and ribs removed, thinly sliced * 2 to 3 cloves garlic, thinly sliced * 1 1/2 tablespoons (15g) sweet Hungarian or smoked Spanish paprika * 2 teaspoons (8g) whole or ground cumin seed * 1 (28-ounce; 800g) can whole peeled tomatoes, crushed by squeezing between your fingers or with a pastry blender (see note) * Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper * Large handful minced cilantro, parsley, or a mix * 6 eggs * Sliced oil-cured black olives, feta cheese, or artichoke hearts, for serving (all optional) STEPS: 1. Chop 1 medium onion, 1 red pepper 2. Crush 1 can whole tomatoes by hand 3. Thinly slice 2-3 cloves garlic 4. Heat 3 tablespoons olive oil in cast iron skillet over high heat until shimmering. 5. Add onion, red pepper, and chili and spread into an even layer. Cook, without moving, until vegetables on the bottom are deeply browned and beginning to char in spots, about 6 minutes. Stir and repeat. Continue to cook until vegetables are fully softened and spottily charred, about another 4 minutes. 6. Add garlic and cook, stirring, until softened and fragrant, about 30 seconds. 7. Add 1 1/2 tablespoons paprika and 2 teaspoons cumin and cook, stirring, until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Immediately add tomatoes and stir to combine (see note). Reduce heat to a bare simmer and simmer for 10 minutes, then season to taste with salt and pepper and stir in half of cilantro or parsley. 8. Using a large spoon, make a well near the perimeter of the pan and break an egg directly into it. Spoon a little sauce over edges of egg white to partially submerge and contain it, leaving yolk exposed. Repeat with remaining 5 eggs, working around pan as you go. Season eggs with a little salt, cover, reduce heat to lowest setting, and cook until egg whites are barely set and yolks are still runny, 5 to 8 minutes. 9. Sprinkle with remaining cilantro or parsley, along with any of the optional toppings. Serve immediately with crusty bread. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this throwback episode, I bring on OG New York podcasters Keith and The Girl. I'm a huge fan of Keith Malley and Chemda and tried to wow them with a one of the most complicated dessert recipes. Tune in and watch us go through every egg in the greater Los Angeles area! Follow Keith & The Girl: https://www.instagram.com/keithandthegirl Follow Keith Malley: https://www.instagram.com/malleykeith Follow: Chemda Khalili https://www.instagram.com/chemdakatg This episode is brought to you by Freeze Pipe. Get 10% off your order when you use code BURNING at https://thefreezepipe.com SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer CROQUEMBOUCHE INGREDIENTS: Eggs Milk Vanilla Sugar Cornstarch Butter Salt Corn syrup Heavy cream MAKE THE CUSTARD 1. Preheat oven to 425˚F 2. Separate out egg yolks 3. In a pot, heat milk and vanilla over medium heat; ring to a boil and turn off heat. 4. Using a hand mixer, beat the egg yolks and sugar until light and fluffy 5. Add cornstarch and mix until fully incorporated. 6. Add some of the milk mixture to the egg yolk mixture and mix until well combined; add remaining milk mixture and beat until fully incorporated. 7. Over medium heat, whisk the mixture constantly until thickened - 7-10 minutes. 8. Remove from the heat and add butter, whisking to combine. 9. Strain the custard into a bowl; cover with plastic wrap and chill for 2 hours MAKE THE PUFFS (“PATE A CHOUX”) 1. In a large pot, bring water, butter, salt, and sugar to a boil over high heat. 2. Once the water begins to boil, remove the pot from the heat and immediately add the flour, stirring constantly with a wooden spoon until the liquid is absorbed and the mixture begins to form a ball. 3. Return the pot to the heat and cook for another 30 seconds to remove excess moisture; remove from heat and put in stand mixer. 4. Mix in one egg at a time until fully incorporated. 5. Using a piping bag with a round tip, fill the bag with the batter 6. Place 1” dollops on a parchment paper-lined baking sheet, spaced 1” apart. 7. Use a wet fingertip to gently press down any points on the puffs; brush the egg wash over the puffs 8. Bake for 15 minutes at 425°; reduce heat to 375° and bake for 15 minutes. 9. Fill the cream puffs with custard MAKE THE CARAMEL 1. Add sugar, corn syrup, and water to a pan over medium heat; bring to a boil and cover for 5 min. 2. Remove the lid and cook for an additional 7-10 minutes 3. Remove the pan from the heat and add heavy cream, stirring vigorously. ASSEMBLE THE CROQUEMBOUCHE 1. Working quickly, dip the cream puffs into the caramel and arrange on a serving platter in a circular pattern. 2. Continue to stack caramel-dipped cream puffs in a tower shape. 3. Once your tower is completed, dip a fork into the caramel sauce and drizzle it around the tower. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm cooking up the WHOLE cow for Harland Williams and Michael Rosenbaum with this tongue, bacon, and bottom round sandwich. We are also doing imitations, throwing up, and I burn my arm. Oh, and Harland is allergic to everything I am making, so there's that. Follow Michael Rosenbaum: https://www.instagram.com/themichaelrosenbaum Follow Harland Williams: https://www.instagram.com/harlandwilliams Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer KISS MY GREASY A** SANDWICH W/ A PALATE CLEANSER COCKTAIL Kiss My Greasy A** Sandwich * Tongue * Bacon * Bottom Round * Hoagie rolls * White onion * Tomato * Mustard, Mayo, Horseradish 1. Boil tongue ahead of time 2. Cut and peel outer layer of tongue membrane and discard 3. Slice thin 4. Cook bacon; set aside on paper towel 5. Slice bottom round beef into super thin slices 6. Season with salt and pepper 7. Cook bottom round in bacon grease; set aside 8. Cook tongue in bacon grease 9. Slice white onion and rolls 10. Slather mayo and horseradish on bread 11. Layer meats, onion, and tomato on sandwich Palate Cleanser Cocktail * Frozen bananas and pineapples * Coconut milk * Vodka 1. Blend frozen banana, frozen pineapple, and vodka in blender 2. Stream in coconut milk until it reaches the right consistency 3. Add a floater of vodka and maraschino cherry on top GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $150 issued as bonus bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 04/14/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A couple clean comics come by the kitchen for peanut brittle, rum runners, and conversation. Brian Regan, Tom Papa, and I chat about baking bread, cooking shows, and stealing jokes. Plus, we talk about what artisanal hobbies we would have if we quit comedy. Follow Brian Regan: https://www.instagram.com/brianregancomedian Follow Tom Papa: https://www.instagram.com/tompapa Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer RUM RUNNERS: 1. Combine 1 ounce of each into a cocktail shaker with ice * Light Rum * Dark Rum * Banana Liqueur * Blackberry Liqueur * Orange Juice * Pineapple Juice * A SPLASH of grenadine 2. String into glass over fresh ice 3. Float a little rum on top and light it on fire 4. Garnish with orange slice BACON PEANUT BRITTLE 1. Butter a foil-lined baking sheet 2. Cook slices of bacon until crisp; drain and split in half 3. Make sugar candy * Combine sugar, corn syrup, water in a saucepan * Cook over medium-high heat until 260° * Remove from heat and add butter, peanuts, and salt. * Stir and continue cooking on medium-high heat untip the syrup turns golden brown and reaches 285° * Stir in bacon, vanilla extract, and baking soda * Cook until the foam subsides and darkens slightly 4. Pour onto lined baking sheet and spread around to form a thin layer 5. Let cool; break into pieces HOMEMADE BUTTER 1. Fill jar with heavy cream; screw on lid 2. Shake 5-7 minutes until a lump has formed 3. Separate out the buttermilk 4. Rinse the butter ball in water until water is clear 5. Mix in salt GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). BET/GET: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $200 issued as bonus bets. NO SWEAT: Valid 1 per customer. Opt-in req. Receive 1 No Sweat Bet token for NBA SGP and SGPx bets only. Req. min. legs and odds per leg may vary each day when offered. Must meet qualifying bet criteria and select token BEFORE placing qualifying bet. Qualifying bet must lose. Max. bet limits apply. Tokens are single-use and expire at the end of the last NBA game each day. Reward issued as 1 Bonus Bet in the amount of losing bet. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn, stake is not included in winnings, and expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Ends 5/6/24 11:59 PM ET. See terms at dkng.co/bball. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bert, Kyle Kinane, and Matt Braunger are ringin' in Halloween six months early. Or late. There's a pretty scary maple syrup / cider drink and a deviled eggs even Dracula himself would appreciate. Plus, they're talkin' a little about the Chicago comedy scene and a LOT about porn. Follow Kyle Kinane: https://www.instagram.com/kylekinane Follow Matt Braunger: https://www.instagram.com/braunger Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Bourbon Maple Cider Cocktails and Deep-Fried DEVILED Eggs Bourbon Maple Cider Cocktails * Bourbon * Applejack * Maple Syrup * Angostura bitters 1. Fill cocktail shaker with ice, 4 ounces bourbon, 4 ounces applejack, 2 ounces maple syrup, and 1dash Angostura bitters. 2. Strain into ice-filled cocktail glasses, then top each glass with cider. Deep-Fried Deviled Eggs * Hard Boiled Eggs * Flour * Beaten egg wash * Panko Breadcrumbs * Mayonnaise * Salt * Pepper * Ritz crackers 1. Fill a pot with 2” oil; preheat to 350° F. 2. Hard-boil eggs; shock in ice water and peel. 3. Scoop egg yolks out and place into a mixing bowl; set whites aside. 4. Add 2 tablespoons mayonnaise, 1.5 tablespoons relish and 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard to yolks; lightly season with salt and pepper. 5. Dredge egg whites in flour, then into egg wash 6. Coat egg whites in breadcrumb mixture 7. Drop into hot oil and fry 2-3 min or until golden brown 8. Remove from oil; set aside on paper towel to cool / drain 9. Scoop yolk mixture into bowl of the egg 10. Garnish with your choice of hot sauce, dill, paprika (or all!) GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA (select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). BET/GET: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $150 issued as bonus bets. NO SWEAT: Valid 1 per customer. Opt-in req. Receive 1 No Sweat Bet token for NBA SGP and SGPx bets only. Req. min. legs and odds per leg may vary each day when offered. Must meet qualifying bet criteria and select token BEFORE placing qualifying bet. Qualifying bet must lose. Max. bet limits apply. Tokens are single-use and expire at the end of the last NBA game each day. Reward issued as 1 Bonus Bet in the amount of losing bet. Bonus bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 5/19/24 11:59 PM ET. See terms at dkng.co/bball. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this blast from the past, Bonnie McFarlane and Gary Gulman come by the kitchen for some dolmas, falafel, and far too much laughing. We hit on everything from the size of our balls to Ralphie May and Rachael Ray. And things don't turn out so good… Follow Gary Gulman: https://www.instagram.com/garygulman Follow Bonnie McFarlane: https://www.instagram.com/bonniemcfarlane This episode is brought to you by Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURNING for $20 off your first purchase at https://gametime.co SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer DOLMAS and FALAFEL Dolmas * Grape leaves * Rice * Olive Oil * Diced Onion * Pine Nuts * Dried Currants * Allspice * Chopped mint * Chopped parsley * Water * Sugar * Fresh lemon juice 1. Mix olive oil, sugar and lemon to make the sauce; set aside. 2. Cook rice according to directions 3. Mix rice, mint, parsley, and allspice until well combined 4. Rinse grape leave; pat dry 5. Place leaf on cutting board; add a heaping tablespoon of rice mixture. 6. Fold the bottom of the lead over the mixture; bring the sides inwards and roll tightly to form a cigar shape. 7. Place seam side down in a skillet lined with grape leaves 8. Pour water and lemon/sugar sauce over the dolmas 9. Weight it down with a plate; cover and cook for about 20 min. Falafel * Dried chickpeas; soaked overnight and drained * Chopped onion * Chopped jalapeno * Crushed garlic clove * Chopped cilantro * Chopped parsley * Almond flour * Kosher salt * Baking powder * Ground cardamom * Ground cumin * Veggie oil for frying. 1. Pulse chickpeas in a food processor for about a minute; transfer to large bowl 2. Pulse onion, jalapeno, garlic, cilantro, and parsley for about a minute; combine with chickpeas 3. Add almond flour, salt, baking powder, cardamom, and cumin 4. Mix well; form into ping-pong sized balls 5. Heat veggie oil in a large heavy pot 6. Drop falafel balls into oil, turning occasionally until they become deep brown and crispy (about 5 min) 7. Transfer to a papertowel to drain 8. Serve with tahini sauce and a pita. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inside sources from the Comedy Store, Rick Ingraham and Eleanor Kerrigan, are spillin' secrets about their time working there – and plenty of names are being dropped (think – Ari Shaffir). And, while I fry up some Mac and Cheese Balls and cook corn dogs, we also talk about fist fights, losing our virginity, and what era of time made the best meals… Follow Rick Ingraham: https://www.instagram.com/rickingraham Follow Eleanor Kerrigan: https://www.instagram.com/ejkerrigan Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Recipe: Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Balls with Waffle Iron Corn Dogs Mac and Cheese Balls: Ingredients: 4 TBS butter 2 TBS flour 2 Cups Milk 1.5 LBS shredded cheddar cheese 1 TSP Frank's Red Hot ½ TSP mustard powder ¼ garlic powder 2 eggs Panko Steps: 1. Cook macaroni 2. Combine cooked mac with 2 TBS butter 3. Heat 2 TBS butter with flour then add milk 4. Add cheese into sauce mixture 5. Add hot sauce, mustard powder and garlic powder to sauce 6. Add noodles into sauce 7. Dredge noodle balls into beaten eggs, then into panko 8. Deep Fry mac and cheese balls Waffle Iron Corn Dogs: Ingredients: Corn muffin mix 1 egg ½ cup sour cream ½ cheddar cheese 2 TBS chives Hot Dogs Steps: 1. Combine corn muffin mix, egg, sour cream, mix well, then add cheese and chives 2. Cut hot dogs 3. Pour batter into waffle iron, place hot dogs into batter, then add more batter GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA (select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). NEW CUSTOMERS: Valid 1 per new customer. Min $5 deposit. No Sweat Bet awarded upon deposit. No Sweat Bet automatically applied to qualifying first bet. Min. $1 bet. First bet after opting-in must lose. Reward issued as 1 Bonus Bet upon first bet settlement and in amount of losing bet. Max. $1,500 Bonus Bet. PLAYOFF NO SWEAT: Valid 1 per customer per day. Opt-in req. Receive 1 No Sweat Bet token for NBA SGP and SGPx bets only. Req. min. legs and odds per leg may vary each day when offered. Must meet qualifying bet criteria and select token BEFORE placing qualifying bet. Qualifying bet must lose. Max. bet limits apply. Tokens are single-use and expire at the end of the last NBA game each day. Reward issued as 1 Bonus Bet in the amount of losing bet. Bonus bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn and stake is not included in winnings. Ends at the conclusion of the NBA playoffs See terms at dkng.co/bball. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heather McDonald and Jo Koy stop by the kitchen – and I'm mashin' up their names for inspiration. Meet the McKoy. There's nothing like sushi burgers and sake bombs to help carry the conversation. And it only took me until the end to realize… sushi is Japanese – and Jo is Filipino. Oops. Follow Jo Koy: https://www.instagram.com/jokoy Follow Heather MacDonald: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer McKoy/Bert Sushi Burgers Ingredients: 1 tbsp bakers sugar 1 tbsp rice wine vinegar 1 tbsp mirin Pickled cucumber Kewpie mayo Sriracha Tuna Wasabi Paste Salmon Avocado Sticky Rice 1. Combine bakers sugar, rice wine vinegar, and mirin in a bowl 2. Mix into cooked white rice Special Sauce for burgers: 1. Mix to taste: Kewpie mayo, sriracha, chopped pickled cucumber McKoy/Bert Sushi Burger 1. Chop tuna into fine pieces and mix with wasabi paste and mayo, then form into patties 2. Chop salmon into fine pieces and form 3 patties 3. Mold sticky rice into patties, fry, and top with sesame seeds 4. Assemble the burgers and add a layer of avocado Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this blast from the past episode, Whitney Cummings and Michael Rapaport stop by for homemade pizza. I also get a lesson on why washing hands is important AND how to spell Michael's name correctly. And Whitney's reminding everyone that strong women STILL belong in the kitchen. Follow Whitney Cummings: https://www.instagram.com/whitneycummings Follow Michael Rapaport: https://www.instagram.com/michaelrapaport SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Platter Pizza Ingredients: 4 Cups Italian tipo “00” flour or bread flour 2 tsps. kosher salt 1 tsp active dry yeast 1 ½ cups water Cooking spray 1 can whole peeled Italian tomatoes 4 tbs olive oil Toppings: Roasted Garlic Green Peppers Pepperoni Onions Basil Leaves Black Olives Green Olives Red Peppers Fennel Buffalo Mozzarella Dough Steps: 1. Combine flour, salt, and yeast 2. Add water to mix then knead dough 3. Cover bowl tightly with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 8 hours 4. Divide dough into 4 sections into oil covered bowls, let sit at room temperature for 2 hours to rise Sauce Steps: 1. Pulse tomatoes through food processor Assemble Pizzas: 1. Stretch out dough ball on floured surface 2. Spread sauce, basil leaves, and olive oil onto dough 3. Add Toppings 4. Bake at 475 degrees for 5-7 minutes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this throwback episode, Jeff Danis and Ryan O'Neill from the Danish and O'Neill stop by the kitchen for some questionable cuisine. We're throwing the recipe away and winging it for some American-Style Poutine. We also talk about being a dad, which celebrity chef we would make out with all while concocting our very own Poutine Shot. And things get aggressively sweaty. Follow Danish and O'Neil: https://www.instagram.com/danishandoneill Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Classic Poutine and Bert's Breakfast of Champions Poutine Ingredients: -4 Tbs butter -4 Tbs flour -2 cans beef broth -Eggs -1/2 tsp garlic powder -1 tsp onion powder -4 Tbs ketchup -4 tsp Dijon mustard -4 tsp Worcestershire -Salt -Pepper -Potatoes -Cheese curds -Cooking oil Steps: Gravy: 1. Melt butter 2. Add in flour and mix for two minutes 3. Whisk in beef broth 4. Add garlic powder, onion powder, ketchup, mustard, Worcestershire, salt and pepper and stir until thick American Poutine: 1. Cut potatoes into 1/4-inch sticks and place in cold water for one hour 2. Fry potatoes in 350-degree oil, pull out, then drain 3. Double fry potatoes in 425-degree oil 4. Fry eggs 5. Top fries with gravy, cheese curds, and eggs GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NH/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $150 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Ends 8/18/24 11:59 PM ET. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YouTube personality Grace Helbig and comedian Brooks Wheelan pop into the kitchen for some gyoza, sake bombs, and pressing questions… things like “is it cooler to be a stoner or a drunk…?” and “how disgusting is Jersey, really?” Plus, Bert surprises everyone with some pretty delicious food. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Gyoza Ingredients for Gyoza: -Napa Cabbage -2 tsp salt -Shrimp -3 Cloves of garlic -1 tsp ginger -5 green onions -5 pounds ground pork -2 tsp sugar -Dumpling wrappers -½ cup water -Vegetable oil -Cheesecloth Steps: 1. Finely shred cabbage and sprinkle with salt. Using the cheesecloth, wring out excess liquid from cabbage 2. Cut up shrimp 3. Mince garlic, ginger, and green onions 4. Combine all ingredients into a bowl and mix 5. Place 1tsp-2tbs of gyoza filling into wrapper, dip fingertip into water and moisten the edge of the wrapper to fold and form the dumpling 6. Heat oil in pan and fry gyoza 7. Steam gyoza by adding ½ water to pan and covering with lid 8. Double fry by removing the lid and cooking until again on the bottom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this season-one-walk-down-memory-lane, the Super Troopers (Steve Lemme and Kevin Heffernan) come by the kitchen to give me my flowers for helping on the movie. They also give me a hand making homemade McGriddles and help me with my branding. Apparently, I need a catchphrase. Follow Kevin Heffernan: https://www.instagram.com/heffernanrules Follow Steve Lemme: https://www.instagram.com/steve_lemme SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Homemade McGriddles and Hashbrowns Ingredients: * Potatoes * 1 cup maple syrup * Kosher salt * Black pepper * ½ tsp paprika * Eggs * 1 cup and 2 TBS flour * 2 TBS sugar * 2 tsp baking powder * 1 Cup milk * 2 TBS melted butter * Olive Oil * Ground Sausage Steps: Syrup Crystals 1. Heat syrup over medium heat while stirring until thick then pour onto a chilled plate for syrup to crystalize Hashbrowns: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees 2. Rub potatoes with oil and salt then bake for 45 minutes 3. Shred cooked potatoes with box grater and add salt, pepper, paprika and 1 beaten egg 4. Add 2 TBS flour, stirring together, then create ½-inch thick patties 5. Pan fry patties then let them dry on paper towels Sausage Patties: 1. Form patties and fry in a skillet Pancake Buns: 1. Whisk together 1 cup flour, sugar, baking powder and ½ teaspoon salt 2. In a separate bowl, whisk milk, butter, and 1 egg 3. Add dry ingredients to the milk mixture and whisk until it is just combined 4. Crumble the maple crystals into pieces. Cook buns in molds filling up halfway with batter then adding syrup crystals, then topping with batter Eggs: 1. Cook eggs any way Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this throwback episode of Something's Burning, Brad Williams and Adam Ray come over and we drink each other under the table. There's not enough steak, potatoes or mini-bloomin' onions to absorb all the alcohol… Chaos ensues when I cut my hand, we start a fire, and SOMEONE falls off their stool. Follow Brad Williams: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomic Follow Adam Ray: https://www.instagram.com/adamraycomedy SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg See me DOUBLE DOWN in LAS VEGAS September 27 and 28th at the Resorts World Theatre! https://www.axs.com/series/23217/bertkreischer-tickets?skin=resortsworld For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer STEAK, TWICE BAKED POTATOES AND MINI BLOOMIN' ONIONS Steaks: Ingredients: 40 oz Tomahawk Steak 38 Day Dry-Aged 18 oz Bone-in Ribeyes Dry Aged 28 days 10 oz Prime Filet Mignon Wet Aged 28 days All pre-season, already salted Butter Salt Pepper Steps: Cook all the meats Twice Baked Potatoes Ingredients: 1 stick butter ½ cup bacon bits ½ cup sour cream ½ cup cheese ½ cup milk Seasoned salt Green onions Black pepepr Steps: 1. Cut each potato in half length wise and scrape out inside 2. Smash inside of potatoes with 1 stick of butter, bacon bits and sour cream then mix in cheese, milk, salt, onions, and pepper 3. Fill potato shells with filling, top with more cheese, and bake at 250 for 15-20 minutes Bloomin' Onion Ingredients: 2 ½ cups flour 1 tsp cayenne 2 tbs paprika ½ tsp thyme ½ tsp oregano ½ tsp cumin Black pepper 2 eggs 1 cup whole milk 1 cup water Steps: 1. Mix dry ingredients in bowl 2. Mix wet ingredients into separate bowl 3. Cut onion and pour flour mixture on top, cover with bowl, and shake 4. Submerge onion into egg mixture, then back into flour mixture 5. Fry onion for about 3 minutes, flip, and fry for another 3 minutes Bloomin Onion Dip Mix the following together: 2 tbs mayonnaise 2 Tbs sour cream 1 ½ tsp ketchup ½ tsp Worcestershire sauce 1 tbs drained horseradish ¼ tsp paprika Pinch of cayenne Salt Pepper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the first time EVER, we have one guest carrying Something's Burning – and Todd Glass can certainly handle it. I've got Tasty Kakes and Perogies for him; he's got plenty of party tips for me. There are games, threats, and a goodbye song you don't want to miss. Help Fund Todd's show “The Event of a Lifetime”: https://tinyurl.com/yep3zzxm Follow Todd Glass: https://www.instagram.com/thetoddglassshow Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg See me DOUBLE DOWN in LAS VEGAS September 27 and 28th at the Resorts World Theatre! https://www.axs.com/series/23217/bertkreischer-tickets?skin=resortsworld For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Philly Cheesesteak Pierogi Ingredients: * 2 ¼ cups all-purpose flour * 1 tsp kosher salt * 1 large egg, beaten * 1 cup sour cream * 6 tbs unsalted butter, softened * 1 large yellow onion * 3 tbs oil * 10 ounces thinly sliced steak * Freshly ground pepper * 1 ½ cups shredded provolone cheese * 1 cup shredded mozerella cheese * Parsley * Cheese Wiz Steps: 1. To make dough, whisk flour and kosher salt 2. Add egg, sour cream, and 4 TBS butter stirring until combined 3. Thinly slice onion and heat on a skillet with salt and pepper 4. Roughly chop half of the onion and set the other half aside 5. Add oil to pan and cook steak in batches, 1 minute each batch 6. Once meat is cooked, roughly chop steak and add to chopped onions, tossing in shredded cheese 7. Roll out dough and cut into 3” circular pieces 8. Place 2 tsp of filling into center of each dough round. Using a wet finger, fold the dough into semi-circles, pressing a fork as the end to seal 9. Heat 1 TBS oil and 2 TBS butter into skillet and saute pierogis 10. Heat cheeze wiz in microwave while heating remaining half of onions to pan. Serve both on top of pierogis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're going way back to when my sisters, Annie and Kottie Kreischer, swabbed up and stopped by so I could cook ‘em Cuban sandwiches and celebrate the Buccs goin' to the Super Bowl. Also, I coated everything in mayo or butter. It was delicious. Follow Annie Kreischer: https://www.instagram.com/anniekreischer Follow Kottie Kreischer: https://www.instagram.com/kottiekreischer Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg See me DOUBLE DOWN in LAS VEGAS September 27 and 28th at the Resorts World Theatre! https://www.axs.com/series/23217/bertkreischer-tickets?skin=resortsworld For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Cuban Sandwiches and Tostones Ingredients: * Pork * Ham * Olive Oil * Garlic * Chili Flakes * Salt * Pepper * Cumin * Oregano * 1 large white onion * Bay leaves * Orange juice * Lime juice * 1 cup chicken stock * Ciabatta bread * Mayonnaise * Dijon mustard * Pickles * Swiss cheese * Butter Steps: 1. Set instead pot to sauté and add olive oil, garlic, chili flakes 2. Season meat with salt, pepper, cumin, and oregano then put into instant pot 3. Slice onion and add to meat to brown 4. Add orange and lime juice, chicken stock, and bay leaves 5. Set pressure cooker to 25 minutes 6. Chop up pork and add finishing salt 7. Heat skillet on stove 8. Split bread and layer the sandwich with Dijon, Swiss cheese, pickles, ham, pork, then more Swiss 9. Dip sandwich into melted putter then toast on skillet, place another heay skillet on top of sandwich press down to make bread more crisp 10. Heat a few inches of oil in a pot for deep frying and peel plantains into 1-inch chunks 11. Fry plantains until golden brown, take out, smash plantains and refry for another minute 12. Sprinkle with seasoning salt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fighter and The Kid podcasters, Brendan Schaub and Byran Callen, stop by the studio to talk sneakers, wine, and the proper way to cook a crab. It gets messy, but it's worth it! Follow Brendan Schaub: https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaub Follow Bryan Callen: https://www.instagram.com/bryancallen SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Cioppino Ingredients: 10 – Crabs 5 lbs Clams 3 lbs of Prawns 3 large onions ½ bunch of fresh parsley chopped 6 cloves of garlic chopped 1 green chili pepper chopped 4 small sprigs of rosemary chopped 1 tsp oregano 1 tsp salt 1 tsp pepper 1 tsp nutmeg 4 small cans of Del Monte tomato sauce 5 oz of Sauternes Directions: - Important to buy LIVE FRESH crabs, otherwise sauce will be dry and tasteless. - Wash crabs and clams thoroughly - Kill live crabs humanely - Save yellow (FAT) and bluish juices - Don't have the store do it as you'll lose good juice and fat. It may look horrible but it's the secret to good taste - In a large pot, sauté chopped onions and celery - Season with salt, pepper and nutmeg - When onion, celery becaome transparent, add the chopped parsley, rosemary, garlic, chilli pepper, oregano - Saute five minutes - Add tomato sauce and sauternes - Add crab fat and juices - Cook 10 minutes - Add clams - Add crab and prawns - Cover pot and let it steam for 20-30 minutes - Top pot every 5 minutes and ladle sauce over prawns - Sauce should be more orange than red color Original Recipe Walt's Lagomarsino Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm makin' Korean Nachos for the three amigos – me, Bill Burr, and Tom Segura. Things get spicy, salty, and a little sweet. Follow Bill Burr: https://www.instagram.com/wilfredburr Follow Tom Segura: https://www.instagram.com/seguratom SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer SPICY KOREAN NACHOS Ingredients: * Egg roll wrappers * Oil for frying * Bean paste * Kewpie mayo * Pork butt * Kimchi * Gojuchang * Green onions * Green chili peppers * Salted shredded shrimp * Sprouts * Shredded cheese Steps: 1. Cut egg roll wrappers into triangles; fry in oil 2. Chop up and then cook pork butt 3. Cut up green onions and peppers 4. Make sauce by mixing bean paste, kewpie mayo, kimchi juices, and gojuchang 5. Layer nachos: start with a base of tortilla chips, then pork butt, onions and peppers. 6. Garnish with kimchi, shredded cheese, shredded shrimp, sprouts, and sauce Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Lawrence Brothers (Joey, Andrew and Matt) stop by my kitchen for pasta, Sesame Street impressions, and a deep dive into what movies we should remake.   Follow Joey Lawrence: https://www.instagram.com/joeylawrence   Follow Andrew Lawrence: https://www.instagram.com/andrewlawrence    Follow Matt Lawrence: https://www.instagram.com/matthewlawrence      SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com    For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer  Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer  Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer  YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good buddies and podcast partners Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds stop by the kitchen for conversation and cooking. We're spiralizing noodles and talking about my tan. Plus, apparently Gareth's mom has got it going on… and does Jake have conjoined twins??   Follow Jake Johnson: https://www.instagram.com/mrjakejohnson    Follow Gareth Reynolds: https://www.instagram.com/reynoldsgareth      ZUCCHINI PESTO PASTA W/ BALSAMIC MUSHROOMS   1. Balsamic Mushrooms   INGREDIENTS: Balsamic Vinaigrette Melted Ghee Minced Garlic Chopped Fresh Thyme Sea Salt Black Pepper Whole Baby Portabella Mushrooms   STEPS: Combine balsamic vinaigrette, ghee, garlic, thyme, salt, pepper Add mushrooms and toss until coated Place mushrooms on baking sheet Roast at 400° for 15-20 min.   2. Zucchini Pesto Pasta   INGREDIENTS: Whole Zucchinis Pesto Sliced Red Onion Sliced Mushrooms Cherry Tomatos Minced Garlic Olive Oil Salt Black Pepper Crushed Red Pepper   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/    Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com    Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer  Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer  Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer  YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm checking all the dietary boxes for musicians Corey Taylor (Slipknot) and Gavin Rossdale (Bush)… fish and chips for a Brit and a pescatarian. Plus, we're dissecting song lyrics, debating Stevie Wonder, and I reveal my favorite thing about Gavin's ex-wife.   Follow Corey Taylor: https://www.instagram.com/coreytaylor    Follow Gavin Rossdale: https://www.instagram.com/gavinrossdale      SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com    For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer  Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer  Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer  YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer     FISH AND CHIPS W/ HOMEMADE TARTER SAUCE   1. Beer-Batter Fish   INGREDIENTS: White fish, like cod or tilapia Salt & Black Pepper AP Flour Garlic Powder Paprika Seasoned Salt Egg, lightly beaten Beer Canola Oil   STEPS: Cut fish into strips; pat dry Season with salt and black pepper; set aside Whisk together flour, garlic powder, paprika, and seasoned salt Stir in beaten egg Gradually whisk in beer until mixture is no longer lumpy. Dip fish into batter, then place into hot oil on stove; cook for 3-4 min. Place on drying rack to prevent fish from getting soggy   2. Homemade Tarter Sauce   INGREDIENTS: Mayo Dill pickle relish Fresh dill Lemon juice Dijon Mustard Sugar Cayenne Pepper Black Pepper   STEPS: Combine all ingredients into a bowl and mix well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While I am baking sea bass, Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla talk glory holes, keto, and growing up poor. Plus, wait'll you hear about the America's Biggest Hog contest. Spoiler – I won't win.   LEMON PEPPER SEA BASS WITH WILTED SPINACH   1. Sea Bass   INGREDIENTS: Sea Bass Lemon Pepper   STEPS: Season both side of fillets with lemon pepper Bake at 425° for 25-30 min, flipping halfway through.   2. Wilted Spinach   INGREDIENTS: Baby Spinach Pine Nuts Minced Garlic Feta Cheese   STEPS: Toast pine nuts in pan Add garlic  Wash spinach and place in pan still damp Cook until spinach has cooked down Fold in feta cheese   Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer  Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer  Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer  YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer   Follow Dr. Drew:  https://www.instagram.com/drdrewpinsky    Follow Adam Carolla:  https://www.instagram.com/adamcarolla  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you missed us at Red Rocks last week, get your Dan Soder and Big Jay fix with this season one revisit when I made them Wawa-Inspired Apple Fritters.   Follow Benny Blanco: https://www.instagram.com/itsbennyblanco/   Follow Josh Weissman: https://www.instagram.com/joshuaweissman/   Here's what I tried to make:   1. SPICY CURRY PUFFED CHICKPEAS   INGREDIENTS: Chickpeas Kosher Salt Vegetable Oil Smoked Paprika Ground Coriander Ground Cumin Ground Ginger Ground Tumeric Ground Cinnamon Ground Cardamom Cayenne Sugar Garlic Powder Onion Powder   STEPS: Preheat oven to 350° Drain and rinse chickpeas. Place in a pot with water and kosher salt over high heat; boil for 10-12 min – until they are mushy, but don't lose their shape. Drain and transfer to a baking sheet Dry in preheated oven for 5 min Heat vegetable oil in dutch oven Whisk all seasonings in a bowl until combined In small batches, gently lower chickpeas into hot oil; fry for 1-2 min Drain on paper towels Season generously immediately   2. GRILLED PORK SECRETO   PORK INGREDIENTS: Ground Coriander Ground Cumin Kosher Salt Garlic Powder Pork Secreto   SALSA VERDE INGREDIENTS: Tomatillos; husked and cut lengthwise White Onion; cut in half Vegetable Oil Serrano Chilis Garlic Cloves Cilantro Zest and Juice of Lime   CORN RELISH INGREDIENTS: Jalapeno Corn Kernels Chopped Cilantro Olive Oil Freshly Squeezed Lime Juice Kosher Salt   STEPS: Preheat oven to broil Combine tomatillos and white onion; add vegetable oil and toss until fully coated. Place on a baking sheet lined with foil; put under the broiler for 5-6 min or until vegetables are charred and blistered. In a blender, combine tomatillos, onion, serrano chilis, garlic, cilantro, lime zest and juice; blend until smooth and season to taste with Kosher salt. Heat grill and generously oil the grates. Grill jalapeno until charred on all sides; wipe off char, slice in half, deseed, and dice. Combine diced jalapeno, corn kernels, cilantro, olive oil, and lime juice; stir until incorporated and season with salt to taste. In a small bowl, whisk together coriander, cumin, salt, and garlic powder. Pat pork dry with paper towel; season generously on all sides with spice mix. Place pork on hot grill for 2 min; rotate 45° to create hatch marks. Flip and repeat on the other side. Thinly slice pork and serve topped with a spoonful of salsa verde and a scoop of corn relish.     SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com    For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer  Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer  Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer  YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adam DeVine, Blake Anderson, and Anders Holm, aka The Workaholics, stop by the kitchen to talk about driving Ubers, spending stupid money, their new movie, and the fastest we've ever—you know... Plus, I'm making a fancy business dinner – Steak Florentine.   Go see the Workaholics crew live on their This Is Important Podcast Tour: https://www.tiitour.com    Follow Adam Devine: https://www.instagram.com/adamdevine/?hl=en   Follow Blake Anderson: https://www.instagram.com/blakeanderson/?hl=en   Follow Anders Holm: https://www.instagram.com/ders808      STEAK FLORENTINE W/ MASHED CAULIFLOWER AND WILTED SPINACH   MASHED CAULIFLOWER   INGREDIENTS: Couple heads of cauliflower Unsalted butter Minced Garlic Softened Cream Cheese  Grated Parmesan Salt White Pepper   STEPS: Chop cauliflower into manageable pieces Steam cauliflower florets in boiling water until tender Transfer to food processor Melt butter and garlic; add to food processor Add cream cheese, salt and pepper; puree until smooth Transfer to a bowl; add parmesan and season to taste   WILTED SPINACH   INGREDIENTS: Baby Spinach Goat Cheese   STEPS: Wash spinach and place in pan still damp Cook until spinach has cooked down Fold in goat cheese   STEAK FLORENTINE   INGREDIENTS: Thick T-Bone Steaks Salt and Pepper EVOO   STEPS: Pat steak dry; brush with olive oil     SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com    For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer  Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer  Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer  YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I turn my kitchen into a spa for Yung Gravy and Trevor Wallace… there's nothing like the smell of spray tans and sizzling pork chops at the same time. And while we each take a turn at getting branded and going into the booth, we're also discussing the finer points in life… like one-night-stands, hammocks, and Gravy's camp counseling career.   Follow Yung Gravy: https://www.instagram.com/yunggravy   Follow Trevor Wallace: https://www.instagram.com/trevorwallace   This episode is brought to you by Nuts.com. Receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more at https://Nuts.com/burning   BLACKENED PORK CHOPS W/ SAWMILL GRAVY AND COLLARD GREENS   COLLARD GREENS   INGREDIENTS: * Olive Oil * Chopped Uncooked Bacon * Chopped Country Ham * Chopped Onion * Chicken Broth * Apple Cider Vinegar * Brown Sugar * Crushed Red Pepper Flakes * Collard Greens, destemmed and roughly chopped   STEPS: 1. Add olive oil to instant pot and hit sauté 2. Add bacon, ham, and onions; cook 4-5 min 3. Deglaze pot with some chicken broth, scraping bits off the sides. 4. Add rest of the chicken broth, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, and crushed red pepper; stir to combine 5. Pack collards in well; close instant pot and switch to pressure cook 6. Ensure valve is set to “seal” and set for 5 minutes 7. Let it naturally release for 20 min   SAWMILL GRAVY   INGREDIENTS: * Ground Sausage * Butter * Almong Flour * Heavy Cream * Water   STEPS: 1. Brown sausage in a skillet, breaking into small pieces 2. Add butter and almond flour; whisk 3. Add heavy cream while whisking until combined 4. Season with salt and pepper 5. Add water as needed to thin out gravy; simmer 3-5 min   BLACKENED PORK CHOPS   INGREDIENTS: * Pork Chops * Paprika * Sea Salt * Garlic Powder * Onion Powder * Cayenne Pepper * Black Pepper * Thyme  * Oregano * Cumin * Butter   STEPS: 1. Combine all the spices in a bowl 2. Melt butter  3. Dip pork chop into butter, then spice mixture 4. Cook in a skillet for about 5 min on each side 5. Serve with gravy overtop   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Peck and Jason Nash come by the kitchen for some lighthearted conversation about making amends, rock bottom, and therapy. We're also making eggplant lasagna and pitching box-office gold: “America Sings in High School” and “Sister Act 3: The Sisters Meet Bert.   Follow Josh Peck: https://www.instagram.com/shuapeck   Follow Jason Nash: https://www.instagram.com/jasonnash   This episode is brought to you by Prize Picks. Get first deposit match up to $100 with promo code “Burning” at https://www.PrizePicks.com/BURNING.   This episode is brought to you by Factor. Get 50% off with promo code "burning50" at https://www.FACTORMEALS.com/burning50.   SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com  For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie   For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/   Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer  Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer  Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer  YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer   EGGPLANT LASAGNA   INGREDIENTS: * Thinly Sliced Eggplant * Salt * Olive Oil * Ground Beef * Marinara Sauce * Italian Seasoning * Ricotta Cheese * Shredded Cheddar Cheese * Thawed Frozen Spinach * Egg * Shredded Mozzarella Cheese   STEPS: 1. Sprinkle eggplant slices with salt to draw out the moisture; pat dry. 2. Roast eggplant at 350° for 15-20 min 3. Cook ground beef on stove 4. Add marinara sauce and Italian Seasoning; remove from heat 5. Combine ricotta and cheddar cheeses, thawed spinach, and egg 6. Spread layer of marinara sauce on bottom of greased casserole dish 7. Add a single layer of eggplant 8. Cover with ricotta mixture, then sprinkle with mozzarella cheese  9. Pour marinara sauce on top and repeat the layers until all the ingredients have been used up 10. Cover with foil and bake at 350° for 30 min 11. Uncover and continue baking for another 15-20 min lightly with salt and pepper.  16. Serve warm with mustard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fortune Feimster and Jay Pharoah come to the kitchen for some homemade ice cream sandwiches and chunky white Russians. We're also talking about fetishes and revealing our REAL names.   Shane Torres' special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” is out NOW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9mHurqZh_0    Follow Fortune Feimster: https://www.instagram.com/fortunefeimster    Follow Jay Pharoah: https://www.instagram.com/jaypharoah    This episode is brought to you by Nuts.com. Receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more at https://Nuts.com/burning    This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://www.Talkspace.com/BURNING    This episode is brought to you by Prize Picks. Get first deposit match up to $100 with promo code “Burning” at https://www.PrizePicks.com/BURNING    SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer   HOMEMADE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES   Vanilla Ice Cream   INGREDIENTS: Heavy Cream Whole Milk Sugar Fine Sea Salt Vanilla Extract Ice Cream Maker   STEPS: Pour 2/3 of the cream, sugar, and salt into a saucepan Warm until sugar is dissolved Remove from heat; add remaining cream, milk, and vanilla extract Stir to combine and chill in fridge Pour chilled mixture into frozen ice cream maker insert Churn according to manufacturer directions   Chocolate Chip Cookies   INGREDIENTS: AP Flour Cornstarch Baking Soda Salt Unsalted Butter Brown Sugar Granulated Sugar Egg + One Yolk Vanilla Extract Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips   STEPS: Mix flour, cornstarch, baking soda, and salt in one bowl With a mixer, beat butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar together on medium-high speed until combined and creamy  Add egg + yolk and vanilla extract; continue mixing on medium-high speed Decrease speed to low and add dry ingredients Add chocolate chips and mix until combined Scoop out cookies and place on a greased baking sheet Bake for 12-15 min at 350° Remove and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches)   Brownie   INGREDIENTS: AP Flour Baking Soda Brown Sugar Granulated Sugar Eggs Unsalted Butter Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips Vanilla Extract Salt   STEPS: Melt butter and chocolate chips in microwave Once cooled, whisk in both sugars Whisk in eggs and vanilla extract In a separate bowl, whisk flour, baking soda, and salt. Pour the chocolate mixture into the flour mixture and combine.  Pour batter on greased, lined baking sheet  Cook for 12-15 min at 350° Remove, cut and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches)   Sandwiches   STEPS: Sandwich ice cream in between two cookies or brownies Add sprinkles along the edges, if desired Freeze before eating for best result Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lauryn and Mike Bosstick, from the Skinny Confidential podcast, pop into the kitchen for a lettuce wrap sampler platter. We also talk about the health benefits of sunning your perineum, having a “sober house” and mouth tape. Follow Lauryn Bosstick: https://www.instagram.com/laurynbosstick Follow Mike Bosstick: https://www.instagram.com/michaelbosstick Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page  Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962  Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com  For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com     For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com    Follow Me! Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer LETTUCE WRAP SAMPLER PLATTER PHILLY CHEESESTEAK LETTUCE WRAPS INGREDIENTS: Vegetable oil Large onion, thinly sliced Large bell peppers, thinly sliced Dried oregano Kosher salt Freshly ground black pepper Skirt steak, thinly sliced Shredded provolone Lettuce cups STEPS: Saute onion and bell peppers Season with oregano, salt, and pepper; cook until tender Remove veggies; add oil to cook steak Add steak to pan; season with salt and pepper Cook until seared on one side; flip and cook other side Add veggie mixture back into pan; toss to combine Add provolone cheese, cover and heat until cheese is melted VIETMANESE SPICY SHRIMP INGREDIENTS: Raw shrimp, cleaned and deveined Lime juice Sea salt Pepper Serrano pepper, chopped STEPS: Combine all ingredients, except the shrimp; stir to mix Add shrimp; marinate for 30 min Cook on flattop or in a sauté pan BLT CHICKEN SALAD LETTUCE WRAPS INGREDIENTS: Rotisserie chicken, shredded Bacon Greek yogurt or vegan Mayo Avocado Celery, thinly sliced Lemon Apple cider vinegar Salt Pepper Onion powder Garlic powder Cayenne Green onion, thinly sliced Red onion, chopped Cherry tomatoes, sliced Lettuce scoops STEP: Cook bacon until crispy and chop into “bacon bit” sized pieces. Place shredded rotisserie chicken in a bowl and add Greek yogurt.  Add half of an avocado; mix so the avocado is mashed in and creamy.  Add celery, juice from 1/2 lemon, vinegar, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne and sliced green onion.  Mix to combine and add any seasonings to taste. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After he fell out of his chair the first time around, Bert's invited Brad Williams BACK into the kitchen with Adam Ray to talk about The Machine sequels, being a fat kid, and the most overused saying of the year. Let's F'ing Go! | Something's Burning | S3 E13 Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 Follow Adam Ray: https://www.instagram.com/adamraycomedy Follow Brad Williams: https://www.instagram.com/bradwilliamscomic This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Eight Sleep. Get $200 off plus free shipping on the high tech Pod 3 Cover when you use my link https://www.eightsleep.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Keytone-IQ. You can save 30% off your first subscription order of Ketone-IQ at HVMN.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer EGGS BENEDICT SAMPLER 1. Hollandaise Sauce INGREDIENTS: * Egg Yolk * Butter * Lemon juice * Salt and Pepper * Cayenne Pepper STEPS: 1. Melt butter to bubbling 2. Add egg yolks to blender, and while on – gradually add hot butter. 3. Add lemon juice 4. Salt, pepper, and cayenne to taste 2. Eggs Benedict INGREDIENTS: * English muffins * Poached Eggs * Hollandaise sauce * Canadian bacon * Smoked Salmon * Ribeye / Tenderloin (not sure which we had) STEPS: 1. Toast English muffins 2. For traditional benedict, layer Canadian bacon, poached egg, pour hollandaise sauce over top 3. For salmon benedict, layer smoked salmon, poached egg, pour hollandaise sauce over and sprinkle capers on top. 4. For steak and eggs benedict, layer cooked steak, poached egg, hollandaise sauce, and sprinkle chives on top. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CMA'S 2023 New Artist of the Year, Jelly Roll, and his equally impressive wife, Bunnie, come over for a double date with me and LeeAnn. I'm making some sexy homemade pasta with a trio of sauces to sample – one with scallops, one with rabbit, and a vodka sauce that's got Jelly drooling. The obnoxiously thick pasta, however, is a different story | Something's Burning | S3 E14 Follow Jelly Roll: https://www.instagram.com/jellyroll615 Follow Bunnie: https://www.instagram.com/xomgitsbunnie This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Use code BURNINGFREE for FREE breakfast for life at https://www.HelloFresh.com/burningfree This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BURNING at https://www.Manscaped.com This episode is brought to you by Eight Sleep. Get $200 off plus free shipping on the high tech Pod 3 Cover when you use my link https://www.eightsleep.com/burning This episode is brought to you by DraftKings. New customers can bet just $5 to get $200 INSTANTLY IN BONUS BETS. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code BURNING. https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Right now get 55% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.Babbel.com/BURNING HOMEMADE PASTA TRIO HOMEMADE PASTA * Semolina Flour * Eggs * EVOO * Fine grain sea salt 1. Make a mound of flour directly on the countertop; form a deep crater in the middle 2. Add eggs, EVOO, and salt right into the crater 3. Using a fork, break up the eggs without breaking the walls of the flour 4. Slowly work more and more flour from the mound into the egg mixture 5. Drizzle cold water around the mixture and keep mixing until a dough has formed (add water and knead as needed until the dough ball is smooth and elastic) 6. Place ball of dough in plastic bag and let rest at room temperature for 30 minutes 7. Add flour to rolling surface and roll out dough ball to super thin. From here, either feed into a pasta cutter or cut by hand. 8. Add to boiling, well-salted water; cook until al dente – time dependent on thickness of your noodles. VODKA SAUCE * Olive Oil * Butter * Minced garlic * Diced shallot * Salt and Black Pepper * Dried oregano leaves * Dried basil * Red chili flakes * Can whole peeled tomatoes (San Marzano) * Dry white wine * Heavy cream * Parmesan cheese 1. Heat oil in pan; add butter and shallots 2. Add garlic, oregano, basil, and red chili flakes 3. Add white wine to deglaze the pan 4. Crush whole tomatoes into the pot, then rest of the juice from the can; reduce heat to low and simmer for 30 min 5. Stir in heavy cream and parmesan SCALLOPS IN LEMON GARLIC SAUCE * Butter * Minced garlic * Sea scallops * Chopped fresh basil * Chopped fresh parsley * Fresh lemon juice * Salt and Pepper 1. Melt butter in skillet; stir in garlic and cook until fragrant. 2. Slice any scallops over ¾” thick in half to ensure even cooking 3. Add scallops, basil, and parsley to skillet; cook and stir gently. 4. Reduce heat to low; add lemon juice, salt and pepper RABBIT RAGU SAUCE * Cooked rabbit meat * Red wine * Chopped tomatoes * Diced onion * Diced carrot * Minced garlic * San Marzano tomatoes in can * Chicken broth * Rosemary sprig * Thyme sprig * Bay leaves * EVOO 1. Marinate chopped rabbit meat in a mixture of rosemark, bay leaves, thyme, and red wine for a couple hours 2. Brown rabbit in skillet or dutch oven; remove once fully cooked. 3. Saute onions, carrots, and garlic 4. Deglaze the pan with the wine marinade; add rabbit meat back in 5. Add tomatoes; bring to a boil, then reduce heat to simmer for an hour (thin out with chicken stock if the sauce seems too thick) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Felipe Esparza and his buddy, up-and-comer Ken Flores, stop by the kitchen for an epic conversation including the best fast-food joint, getting arrested for a food fight, how Felipe saved the life of a rabbit, and a hot debate on the similarities of gangs and fraternities. There's not one, but TWO massage parlor stories… oh, and I'm making Felipe's vegan chilaquiles recipe. | Something's Burning | S3 E15 Follow Felipe Esparza: https://www.instagram.com/felipeesparzacomedian Follow Ken Flores: https://www.instagram.com/kenflores300 This episode is brought to you by Eight Sleep. Get $200 off plus free shipping on the high tech Pod 3 Cover when you use my link https://www.eightsleep.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by DraftKings. Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://www.Talkspace.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer CHILAQUILES - beauties TOMATILLO SAUCE * Tomatillos * Onions * Garlic cloves * Jalapeños 1. De-husk and then boil tomatillos for about 15 mints. 2. Char jalapeños, onions, and garlic on stovetop 3. Combine everything into a blender and blend until smooth 4. Salt and pepper to taste. VEGAN CHILAQUILES * Liquid plant-based eggs (Just Egg) * Tortilla chips; the thicker the better * El Pato sauce (yellow can – 27 oz) * Tomatillo sauce * Non-dairy shredded mozzarella * Non-dairy feta crumbles (Follow Your Heart) * Black Salt 1. Add oil to two different pans; add chips to both and move around pan to coat. 2. Pour liquid eggs all over chips, starting on the outside of the pan and working your way in. 3. Using tongs, move chips all around to ensure they're coated with egg 4. Sprinkle generous portion of black salt; move chips around to make ensure seasoning is well distributed. 5. Cover one pan of chips with El Pato sauce; continue mixing around the pan to coat. 6. Cover the other pan with tomatillo sauce; continue mixing around the pan to coat. 7. Add mozzarella cheese; allow to melt 8. Plate chips; sprinkle with feta cheese crumbles GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $200 issued as bonus bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 02/11/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at dkng.co/ftball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My best friend, Tom Segura, and I stop by Roy Choi's Las Vegas restaurant – Best Friends – to reminisce about the old times… and indulge in his Korean Fusion food. We're talking Sticky Icky Ribs, Cubano sandwiches, and of course… the thing that started it all – the Kogi Taco. And, it's not just tastes from his fancy joint. We're also eating what's available at the Chef Truck within Park MGM. | Something's Burning | S3 E16 Follow Roy Choi: https://www.instagram.com/chefroychoi Follow Tom Segura: https://www.instagram.com/seguratom This episode is brought to you by Eight Sleep. Get $200 off plus free shipping on the high tech Pod 3 Cover when you use my link https://www.eightsleep.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://www.Talkspace.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Robinhood. Earn up to 3% extra on every dollar you contribute to your IRA when you subscribe to Robinhood Gold. IRA transfers and 401(k) rollovers also earn 3% until April 30. Get started at https://www.Robinhood.com/boost This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Right now get 55% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.Babbel.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Scherer and Nicole Enayati from Mythical Kitchen stop by MY kitchen for a little culinary training. And, spoiler alert – I have no idea what we're making. I brought the ingredients and they tell me what to make… and how to make it. But don't worry – there's still plenty of time to chat about religion, make mystery cocktails, and debate whether Italy is a real country. Follow Nicole Enayati: https://www.instagram.com/nicolehendizadeh Follow Josh Scherer: https://www.instagram.com/mythicalchefjosh This episode is brought to you by Eight Sleep. Get $200 off plus free shipping on the high tech Pod 3 Cover when you use my link https://www.eightsleep.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://talkspace.com/burning MYSTERY BOX  Chicken Pork Veil Filets Shrimp Scallops Onion Tomato Broccoli Spinach Cauliflower Garlic Blueberries Bananas Bell Peppers Jalapeno Serrano Peppers Rice Couscous Bread Polenta Dill Lemongrass Cilantro Rosemary Thyme Chives Basil Milk Cheddar cheese Swiss Cheese Pepperoni Crackers Gummy Bears Skittles Raisons Dried apricots Lime Cream Cheese Olive Oil Capers Olives GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). No Sweat: Valid 1 per new customer. Min $5 deposit. No Sweat Bet awarded upon deposit. No Sweat Bet automatically applied to qualifying first bet. Min. $1 bet. First bet after opting-in must lose. Reward issued as 1 Bonus Bet upon first bet settlement and in amount of losing bet. Max. $1,000 Bonus Bet. Void in NH/OR. SGP Insurance: Valid 1 SGP insurance token per customer. Opt in req. Must select token BEFORE placing Same Game Parlay. Min. number of legs req., and max. bet vary by customer cohort. Each leg -300 odds or longer. If only one leg of your same game parlay loses, receive one Bonus Bet based on amount of losing bet. Token expires at conclusion of the last game each day when offered. Rewarded bonus bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 3/17/24 @ 11:59PM ET. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/promos. Ends 03/17/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donnell Rawlings and Whitney Cummings swing by to eat some Ahi Burgers, Lobster Mac & Cheese, and talk trash. We're covering everything from Katt Williams Chappelle… monkey branching to my vodka… and anything else Whitney's missed out on since she hit motherhood. Don't forget to check out Donnell's new special, “A NEW DAY,” now available to stream on Netflix. For dates & tickets to Whitney's Big Baby Tour 2024 go to: https://whitneycummings.com Follow Donnell Rawlings: https://www.instagram.com/donnellrawlings Follow Whitney Cummings: https://www.instagram.com/whitneycummings This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Right now get 55% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.Babbel.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Robinhood. Earn up to 3% extra on every dollar you contribute to your IRA when you subscribe to Robinhood Gold. IRA transfers and 401(k) rollovers also earn 3% until April 30. Get started at https://www.Robinhood.com/boost This episode is brought to you by Gametime. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURNING for $20 off your first purchase at https://gametime.co Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Factor. Get 50% off with promo code "burning50" at https://www.FACTORMEALS.com/burning50 SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $150 issued as bonus bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 04/14/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I serve up some Italian Beef sandwiches to The Bear chefs Coco Storer and Matty Matheson. We talk about celebrity chefs we know, knife preferences, Mormonism, drugs, and the last time Coco kissed a guy. Oh, and Georgia gets a job offer. Follow Matty Matheson: https://www.instagram.com/mattymatheson Follow Courtney Storer: https://www.instagram.com/courtney__storer This episode is brought to you by Keytone-IQ. You can save 30% off your first subscription order of Ketone-IQ at https://HVMN.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Robinhood. Earn up to 3% extra on every dollar you contribute to your IRA when you subscribe to Robinhood Gold. IRA transfers and 401(k) rollovers also earn 3% until April 30. Get started at https://www.Robinhood.com/boost This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Use Promo code SPACE80 to get $80 off your first month at https://talkspace.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer ITALIAN BEEF SANDWICHES W/ STUFFED MUSHROOMS STUFFED MUSHROOMS * Cremini mushrooms * Bacon * Ground sausage * Garlic * Cream cheese * Parsley * Shredded mozzarella cheese * Grated Parmesan cheese 1. Wash and de-stem mushrooms 2. Cook bacon on the flattop; once cooked allow to drain on papertowel 3. Add minced garlic to skillet 4. Add ground sausage and cook until browned 5. Stir in cream cheese, parsley, mozzarella, and Parmesan. 6. Chop bacon and add to sausage mixture 7. Spoon mixture into mushroom caps 8. Bake at 400° until cheese is bubbling 9. Tent with foil and bake for an additional 10 minutes, until mushrooms are cooked. ITALIAN BEEF * Beef chuck roast * Garlic * Diced onion * Dried oregano * Dried basil * Onion powder * Paprika * Garlic powder * Red pepper flakes * Salt and Pepper * Beef broth * Brine from giardiniera * Hoagie rolls 1. Combine all seasonings and rub all over the roast. 2. Add oil to Instapot; saute onion and garlic 3. Place roast in and brown on all sides; remove and set aside. 4. Deglaze pot with beef broth; add in brine from giardiniera. 5. Place trivet in pot; set roast on top 6. Set Instapot to pressure cook for 30 minutes and then a natural release. 7. Place roast on cutting board; slice super thin and add slices to hot juices in Instapot. 8. Slice buns and pile beef on top; dip entire sandwich into the juices for the full effect! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm living out every college kid's fantasy today – when Cheech and Chong stop by the kitchen for a little cooking and a lot of conversation. And you guessed it – we light it up. A lot. They've got stories to tell and I am here for them all. Plus, we chat movies, merch, and I make birria ramen. Follow Cheech and Chong: https://www.instagram.com/cheechandchong Follow Cheech: https://www.instagram.com/cheechmarin Follow Chong: https://www.instagram.com/heytommychong Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code BURNING for $20 off your first purchase at https://gametime.co Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NC/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/VT/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). BET/GET: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $200 issued as bonus bets. NO SWEAT: Valid 1 per customer. Opt-in req. Receive 1 No Sweat Bet token for NBA SGP and SGPx bets only. Req. min. legs and odds per leg may vary each day when offered. Must meet qualifying bet criteria and select token BEFORE placing qualifying bet. Qualifying bet must lose. Max. bet limits apply. Tokens are single-use and expire at the end of the last NBA game each day. Reward issued as 1 Bonus Bet in the amount of losing bet. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x before any resulting cash winnings can be withdrawn, stake is not included in winnings, and expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Ends 5/6/24 11:59 PM ET. See terms at dkng.co/bball. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This time, power-couple Gabby Reece and Laird Hamilton stop by the kitchen to talk about eating healthy, surfing, and our favorite podcasts. Plus I am paying tribute to Laird's home state with a Hawaiian-inspired menu: poke, Spam musubi, and my absolute favorite – Hawaiian Shaved Ice. Oh, and we're spilling a few secrets, too. Follow Gabby Reece: https://www.instagram.com/gabbyreece/?hl=en Follow Laird Hamilton: https://www.instagram.com/lairdhamilton/?hl=en SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer POKE BOWLS w/ SPAM MUSUBI AHI POKE * Fresh cubed Ahi * Sticky rice; cooked * Sea salt * Fresh minced ginger * Shoyu (or Soy Sauce) * Oyster Sauce * Sesame Oil * Sambal * Diced onions * Chopped scallions * Sesame seeds 1. Cut ahi into cubes 2. Mix thoroughly with sea salt; allow to cure for 5 min 3. Add minced ginger, shoyu, oyster sauce, esame oil, and sambal. 4. Mix thoroughly 5. Add onions, scallions and sesame seeds; mix. 6. Chill for at least 30 min. 7. Serve on sticky rice; garnish with toppings of your choice (mango, avocado, cucumber…) SPAM MUSUBI * Sticky rice; cooked * Teriyaki sauce * Can of Spam * Sushi nori sheets * Furikake * Dark brown sugar * Soy Sauce * Mirin * Sesame oil 1. Whisk together Teriyaki sauce, brown sugar, soy sauce, mirin, and sesame oil. 2. Microwave 30-60 seconds to dissolve sugar; set aside 3. Slice Spam lengthwise; arrange in a single layer on griddle / skillet. 4. Cook 4-5 min; flip and cook the other side 5. Spoon prepared sauce on top; cook for additional 2-3 min 6. Repeat flipping and saucing another 2-3 min. 7. Place wax paper on countertop 8. Set down nori sheet (rough side down; longer side towards you) 9. Paddle rice onto sheet; top with slice of Spam and sprinkle furikake. 10. Roll up; dab water on edge and seal 11. Cut into pieces Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah Silverman and Todd Glass stop by the kitchen for some meat prints and tofu nuggets. We talk Todd's OCD, Sarah's experience watching porn, and how great a person Mister Rogers was. I make a new take on chicken and waffles, Todd treats us to Pop-Tart ice cream sandwiches… and I'm serenaded at the end. All in all, a pretty great day. Help Fund Todd's show “The Event of a Lifetime”: https://tinyurl.com/yep3zzxm Follow Sarah Silverman: https://www.instagram.com/sarahkatesilverman Follow Todd Glass: https://www.instagram.com/thetoddglassshow Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://talkspace.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer FALAFEL WAFFLES W/ TOFU FINGERS Falafel Waffles * Falafel mix * Beaten egg * Olive oil * Water 1. In a large bowl, combine falafel mix, ¼ olive oil and one beaten egg along with water as falafel mix directs. 2. Stir to combine; let sit for 15 min. 3. Spray waffle maker with cooking spray 4. Add heaping tablespoons of batter to waffle maker; close and cook according to waffle maker's directions. Tomato / Cucumber / Feta Salad * Red onion; thinly sliced * Fresh cilantro leaves * Fresh parsley leaves * Lemon juice * Red wine vinegar * English cucumber * Cherry tomatoes * Feta cheese * Olive oil 1. In a food processor, pulse cilantro, parlsey, lemon juice, red wine vinegar, and a dash of black pepper. 2. With the machine running, add ¼ cup olive oil. 3. Transfer to a large bowl with sliced cherry tomatoes, thinly sliced red onion, feta, and cucumbers. 4. Toss to coat veggies; set aside. Crispy Tofu Fingers * Extra-firm tofu * Veggie broth * Nutritional yeast flakes * Soy Sauce * Ground cumin * Onion powder * Garlic powder * Milk * White vinegar * AP Flour * Flaxseed * Salt * Cornstarch * Paprika * Canola oil 1. Press tofu to drain out water 2. Combine veggie broth, nutritional yeast, soy sauce, cumin, onion powder, and garlic powder to make marinade; mix well 3. Pour marinade over cut / cubed tofu; let sit for 30 min 4. Whisk together milk, white vinegar, AP flour, flaxseed, and salt to make batter. 5. Combine AP flour, cornstarch, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and salt for the breading. 6. Pour canola oil into skillet and set over medium heat. 7. Take tofu out of the marinade and roll into breading mixture. 8. Remove and transfer to the batter; roll to coat. 9. Remove and place back into breading mixture; roll to cover. 10. Place tofu into hot oil and fry about 4 min, until golden and crispy. Tzatziki Sauce * Grated cucumber * Whole milk Greek yogurt * Lemon Juice * EVOO * Grated garlic * Sea salt * Chopped dill and mint 1. Gently squeeze moisture from grated cucumbers 2. Combine all ingredients; chill for service. To Plate 1. Dish out cucumber salad onto bottom of plate 2. Top with falafel waffle, then tofu fingers 3. Drizzle tzatziki sauce over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sean Evans of Hot Ones and Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias pop over to my kitchen for a very “on topic” meal of Fluffy Japanese Pancakes and Nashville Hot Chicken Fried Steak. We talk about how we spent our first “big” paycheck, the fact that I was Hot One's first celebrity guest… and Fluffy's record-breaking show at Dodgers Stadium. Plus Fluffy's got a surprise for me that I absolutely didn't see coming. Follow Sean Evans: https://www.instagram.com/seanseaevans Follow Gabe “Fluffy” Iglesias: https://www.instagram.com/fluffyguy This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Use code BURNINGSWEET for FREE dessert for life at https://www.HelloFresh.com/burningsweet SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Nashville Hot Chicken Fried Steak w/ Japanese Fluffy Cakes Japanese Fluffy Cakes Ingredients: * 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour * 3 TBS granulated sugar * 2 TSP baking powder * ¼ TSP baking soda * ¾ TSP kosher salt * 1 1/4cups buttermilk at room temperature * 4 TBS butter melted * 1 TSP vanilla extract * 2 egg yolks * 4 egg whites * ¼ TSP cream of tartar * Cooking spray * 3” x 2.5” wide ring molds Steps: 1. Combine flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda and salt 2. Whisk buttermilk, butter, vanilla, and egg yolk 3. Beat egg whites and cream of tartar until stiff peaks form 4. Stir the buttermilk mixture into the flour mixture until partially combined 5. Stir the egg whites into the batter until combined 6. Spoon batter into molds, cover with a lid and cook until the batter rises to the top and the bottom of the pancake is golden, about 5-8 minutes Nashville Hot Chicken Fried Steak Ingredients: * 2 cube steaks * 3 tbsp olive oil * 1 tbsp butter * 3/4 cup flour * 1/4 cup cornstarch * 2 tbsp cayenne * 1 tbsp berbere * 1 tbsp dark brown sugar * 1/2 tsp garlic powder * 1/2 tsp smoked paprika * 1/2 tsp black pepper * 1 egg * 1/4 cup water * 1 tsp hot sauce Steps: 1. Combine dry ingredients 2. Mix egg, water and hot sauce together 3. Melt butter and oil in skillet 4. Season steak then dredge in flour mixture and shake off any extra 5. Dip steak into egg wash then back to flour mixture 6. Cook steak about 4 minutes per side Hot Honey Ingredients: * 1 cup honey * 2/3 cup water * 3 dried or fresh chiles of your choice (jalapeno, Thai, chile de arbol, or guajillo chiles all work well) Steps: 1. Combine all ingredients in a saucepan and bring to a boil 2. Reduce heat and simmer for 10 minutes, stirring occasionally 3. Pour the honey syrup through strainer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All four members of Papa Roach swing by the kitchen to reminisce about when we were in Australia together… and I make ‘em a meal to help bring back the memories of Down Under. We chat about touring with the Red Hot Chili Peppers, getting sober, bus-life, and of course – music. Plus, I get a private, impromptu concert like no-one's ever heard. Follow Papa Roach: https://www.instagram.com/paparoach SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer MEAT PIE AND OYSTERS KILPATRICK Oysters Kilpatrick: Ingredients: 1 TBS Worcestershire Sauce ¼ Balsamic Vinegar 2 TBS unsalted butter 1-2 Dashes Tabasco Sauce 2 Slices Bacon 12 shucked Oysters Steps: 1. Heat and combine Worcestershire sauce, vinegar, butter and tobacco 2. Cook Bacon slices 3. Set oysters in pan, top with sauce and bacon, broil for 1 minute Meat Pie: Ingredients: 1 medium onion 1.5 LBS ground beef 1 1/4c water 2 ½ tsp superior touch better than bouillon beef base 1/3 c ketchup 1 Tbsp Worcestershire sauce 1 tsp oregano ¼ tsp garlic powder ¼ c flour ¼ c water 1 sheet Pillsbury pie sheet 1 sheet puff pastry 1 egg Steps: 1. Cook and combine onion and meat 2. Dissolve bouillon in 1 cup water, add ketchup, sauce and seasonings and bring to boil. Simmer for 15 minutes. Add in flour and bring to boil once again. 3. Spoon meat and sauce into pie sheet 4. Top with puff pastry and bake at 375 for 35-40 minutes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Real Bros Jimmy Tatro and Christian Pierce stop by the kitchen for a deep dive on their new movie, the top five coolest actors, and if they could see themselves getting caught up with the Capitol stormers. I am also making a polenta board with three different toppings AND we're sampling Por Osos, like good friends, and bros, would. The Real Bros of Simi Valley: High School Reunion premieres July 5th on Roku https://bit.ly/3VQe4PD Follow Jimmy Tatro: https://www.instagram.com/jimmy Follow Christian Pierce: https://www.instagram.com/capstagramm This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/burningapps for FREE appetizers for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Right now get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.Babbel.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer POLENTA PARTY Ingredients: 1 package ground corn meal 12 cups Water Butter Grated parmesan ½ cup Mascarpone cheese 4 Large peppers 2 white onions olive oil 4 italian sausages chili flakes 2 lbs fresh mushrooms 1 tbsp soy sauce Garlic ½ cup chardonnay 1 tbsp dry thyme 2 cups fresh basil ½ cup pine nuts Polenta Steps: 1. Bring water to boil and add corn meal. Let simmer for 30-40 minutes 2. Remove from heat and add 1 cup grated parmesan and mascarpone and ¼ cup butter TOPPINGS: Spicy sausage and peppers Steps: 1. Cut sausages and cook in pan 2. Cook onions until clear then add peppers to pan 3. Add sausage back to pan and cook altogether for another 3 minutes Mushrooms in White Wine Sauce 1. Cook 2 cloves of garlic in 1 tbsp butter and 1 tbsp olive oil 2. Add mushrooms to pan. Once cooked halfway, add soy sauce, thyme, and wine cooking until it is all absorbed. Basil Pesto Sauce 1. Toast pine nuts 2. In a food processor, add toasted pine nuts, basil, ½ cup oil, 3 garlic cloves, and ½ cup parmesan until combined Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Nature Boy himself swings by the kitchen to chat with Sam Morril and Bert about the good ol' wrestling days. He opens up about his son, his women, and his FLAIR. They'll laugh, they'll cry… and they'll eat French Onion – inspired chicken with a side of Bodega Cat whiskey. Plus, he's promo'ing the hell out of Sam's new special. You should check it out, too. Watch Sam's new hour special You've Changed on Amazon Prime https://amzn.to/3RVl3og Get tickets and info for Sam's tour at https://www.SamMorril.com Follow Sam Morril: https://www.instagram.com/sammorril Follow Ric Flair: https://www.instagram.com/ricflairnatureboy This episode is brought to you by Checkers and Rally's. From July 1st through the 12th, they're giving YOU the chance to win big with their Fully Loaded Fry Pass Sweepstakes. Winners will receive Fully Loaded Fries for a YEAR! To enter, simply visit https://frygiveaway.com. They're picking 100 lucky winners, so don't miss out! This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://talkspace.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bert's sisters, Kottie and Annie, and the Mollen sisters sit down to chat about family secrets, wedding songs, and who's the funniest in the family… spoiler alert: it's Bert. Plus, we're putting a spin on one of Bert's favorite dishes, Carbonara, adding a Korean kick. Follow All the Fails with Jenny Mollen: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-the-fails-with-jenny-mollen/id1735996068 Follow Kottie and Sam's Don't Worry About It Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-worry-about-it/id1692236803 Follow Jenny Mollen: https://www.instagram.com/jennymollen Follow Samantha Mollen: https://www.instagram.com/samanthamollen Follow Kottie Kreischer: https://www.instagram.com/kottiekreischer Follow Annie Kreischer: https://www.instagram.com/anniekreischer This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Right now get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.Babbel.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Tomato Bruschetta and Gochujang Carbonara Ingredients for Bruschetta: -3 Cups Cherry tomatoes -1/2 ounce fresh basil -Kosher salt and black pepper-1 loaf baguette or French loaf -Extra virgin olive oil -2-3 garlic cloves -Balsamic glaze Steps: 1. Cook tomatoes in oil for 2-3 minutes, then add garlic, salt and pepper 2. Slice bread into ½ inch pieces and brush one side with oliva oil 3. Cook oiled side of bread in cast-iron pan 4. Brush top of bread with olive oil, flip, and cook other side 5. Spoon cooked tomatoes onto each slice of bread and top with balsamic and basil Ingredients for Gochujang Carbonara: -3 ounces parmesan cheese -2 tbs gochujang -1 tbs rice vinegar -1 tsp honey -3 garlic cloves -2 medium scallions -8 ounces pancetta -1 tbs canola oil -1 LBS dry spaghetti -4 large egg yolks -Kosher salt -2 tsp ground pepper Steps: 1. Combine gochujang, rice vinegar, honey into small bowl 2. Dice the pancetta and cook in oil in a skillet. Then remove all but ¼ of the remaining fat from pan 3. Add garlic and scallions to the skillet, cook until golden brown, then add gochujang mixture 4. Cook spaghetti. While spaghetti is cooking, whisk together egg yolks, then add parmesan, kosher salt, and black pepper 5. Transfer spaghetti to skillet with ¼ cup pasta water and toss until coasted in sauce. Slowly pour egg into spaghetti while tossing. 6. Turn heat to lowest setting and return pancetta to the skillet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedy couple Chad Daniels and Kelsey Cook stop by the kitchen to chat about peanuts and podcasts while I make a killer pretzel potpie. Kelsey's got some breaking news that changes everything and we also talk a LOT about ball sacks. Follow Chad Daniels: https://www.instagram.com/thatchaddaniels Follow Kelsey Cook: https://www.instagram.com/kelseycookcomedy This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://talkspace.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer PRETZEL POT PIE Ingredients: * 2 TBS unsalted butter * 1 medium yellow onion, chopped * 3 medium carrots, chopped * 2 stalks celery, chopped * ¼ cup all-purpose flour * 2 ½ cups chicken broth * Kosher salt * 2 cups shredded cooked chicken * ½ cup frozen peas, thawed and drained * 2 TBS chopped fresh parsley * ½ cup baking soda * 1 ½ pounds refrigerated pizza dough room temp * 1 large egg * ½ tsp pretzel salt * Pie crust Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees 2. Place pie crust into pie pan 3. Melt butter in pan and add onion. Stir in celery and carrots. Add flour, stirring to coat veggies. Add broth and salt and pepper. Simmer until thick. 4. Stir in chicken, peas and parsley then add mixture to pie pan 5. Put baking soda, 2 tsp kosher salt, and 8 cups of water in a pot and bring to a boil 6. Form pretzels with Pizza dough 7. Cook pretzels in water for 30 seconds, flip and cook another 30 seconds 8. Arrange pretzels on top of pie mixture. Whisk together egg and 1 tbs water in a bowl then brush onto pretzels, sprinkle with pretzel salt 9. Bake for 45 minutes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bert's getting his own private concert when legends Rick Springfield and Richard Marx stop by the kitchen for some sushi and a serenade. Bert gets a little peak into their friendship and what their show must be like – and he LOVES everything about it. They drink and dish out the stories behind the songs… and who really WAS Jessie's Girl. Follow Rick Springfield: https://www.instagram.com/rickspringfield Follow Richard Marx: https://www.instagram.com/therichardmarx This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Use code SBKIDS for one FREE kids meal per box for 2 months at https://www.HelloFresh.com/sbkids This episode is brought to you by True Classic. Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://www.trueclassic.com/BURNING! #trueclassicpod This episode is brought to you by VIIA. Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiaburning and use code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Zocdoc. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BERT find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Babbel. Right now get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.Babbel.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg See me DOUBLE DOWN in LAS VEGAS September 27 and 28th at the Resorts World Theatre! https://www.axs.com/series/23217/bertkreischer-tickets?skin=resortsworld For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Oma'kinda, Sushi Bundt Cake and Jessie's Girl Cocktail Rainbow Roll California Mix Bundt cake Ingredients: * Sushi Shrimp * Sushi Rice * Salmon * Akami * Madai * Ora King * Hamachi * Seaweed salad with octopus and shrimp * Miso Soup * Miso Marinated Black Cod Instructions: 1. Combine crab mix with jalapenos and green onions 2. Place saran wrap into mold and add a layer of rice 3. Add in a layer of California crab mix 4. Layer in avocado and cucumber 5. Finish with a final layer of rice 6. Flip and remove mold 7. Add a layer fish on top, drizzle spicy mayo and furikake Seaweed salad with octopus and shrimp 1. Mix all of the seaweed contents in a mixing bowl 2. Plate seaweed in a small bowl and add slices of shrimp and octopus 3. Add slices of lemon and sesame seeds Miso Soup with bit of fish 1. Chop extra fish from Bundt cake into small pieces then place raw fish into small bowl 2. Bring soup to a boil and pour hot soup into bowls 3. Add green onions Miso marinated black cod 1. Pre-heat oven to 380 2. Smear room temp butter onto aluminum foil 3. Place pieces of cod on the buttered foil, skin side up 4. Cook for 12 minutes 5. Raise oven temp. to 450 and cook 2 minutes 6. Serve with pickled ginger on the side Sashimi Sauce Ingredients: * 1 TBS Orange juice * 2 TBS Soy sauce * 1 TBS lime juice Steps: 1. Mix all ingredients together. 2. Drizzle over fish Jessie's Girl Cocktail Ingredients: * 1 ½ oz Sammy's Beach Bar Platinum Rum * 1 ½ oz fresh pineapple juice * 1 oz Sweet & Sour Mix * ½ oz triple sec * ¼ oz grenadine * Fresh orange and pineapple wedges Steps: 1. Shake ingredients in a mixer with ice. 2. Pour over ice and garnish with orange and pineapple wedges Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a dream episode when Bert's favorite band, Goose, swings by the Something's Burning kitchen. And, while he's dishin' out paella – they're dishin' about their music, lyrics, and life. There's laughter, uncomfortable crying, and a private concert that may or may not have been consensual. Follow Goose: https://www.instagram.com/goosetheband Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Use code SBKIDS for one FREE kids meal per box for 2 months at https://www.HelloFresh.com/sbkids This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://talkspace.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg See me DOUBLE DOWN in LAS VEGAS September 27 and 28th at the Resorts World Theatre! https://www.axs.com/series/23217/bertkreischer-tickets?skin=resortsworld For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer SEAFOOD PAELLA Ingredients: * 8 cloves of garlic * 1 1/3 cup of chopped shallots * 4 lemons * 2 red or green chili peppers * 2 cups baby plum tomatoes * Few handfuls of fresh parsley * Smoked Mussels  * Langoustines * Squid * Clams * Thick slices of seabass * Pinch of saffron * 6 2/3 cups fish stock and/or vegetable stock * 2 2/3 cups paella rice * 2 Red Peppers * 2 Orange or yellow peppers * 1 ¼ cups white wine * 4 TBS olive oil * 4 TBS smoked paprika * 2 tsp salt * 4 tsp cracked pepper * 1 cup sofrito Steps: 1. 1 TBS olive oil in pan over medium-high heat. Add shallots, garlic and chili, and fry for 4 minutes 2. Add rice, smoked paprika, peppers, and half of the parsley. Fry for 2 minutes. 3. Add the wine and tomatoes and simmer for a few minutes for wine to reduce. Add ¼ cup of stock and saffron. Continue adding more stock as it reduces down. 4. Add shrimp, mussels, crab meat, squid, langoustines, and seabass and simmer for 5 minutes. 5. Add sofrito to pan 6. Add salt and pepper to taste. 7. Squeeze lemon juice over and mix together. Sofrito -1 Yellow onion -2 cloves garlic -1/2 green bell pepper -1/2 cup red wine -2 28 oz cans of whole tomatoes, drained -1 spring rosemary -1/2 tsp fine grain sea salt -Olive oil 1. Heat oil and cook onions. Add garlic, green bell pepper, cooking until soft 2. Add wine and let evaporate 3. Stir in tomatoes, rosemary and salt simmering for 50 minutes. Remove rosemary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Food phenom Adam Richman and his buddy, actor Chad Michael Murray, stop by the kitchen to overindulge in carnivore creations and America's best sandwich. We also talk about Lindsay Lohan, angry tweets, and being famous in the aughts. Follow Adam Richman: https://www.instagram.com/adamrichman Follow Chad Michael Murray: https://www.instagram.com/chadmichaelmurray Keep the carbs out of summer without compromising flavor with Hero Bread. Get 10% off your order at https://hero.co and use code BURNING at checkout. Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Zocdoc. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BERT find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg See me DOUBLE DOWN in LAS VEGAS September 27 and 28th at the Resorts World Theatre! https://www.axs.com/series/23217/bertkreischer-tickets?skin=resortsworld For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Naked Beef Wellington and Sautéed spinach with bacon For the Duxelles: * 3 Pints Assorted Mushrooms / White Button, Cremini, Shitake /Sliced thin. * 2 Shallots / Roughly Chopped * 4 Cloves Garlic / Sliced Very Thin * 2 Sprigs Fresh Thyme / Leaves Only * 2 Tablespoons Unsalted Butter * Extra Virgin Olive Oil * Kosher Salt * Coarse Ground Black Pepper / Freshly Ground Steps: 1. Add mushrooms, shallots, garlic, and thyme to a hot pan. 2. Add butter and olive oil and sauté 3. Continue sauteing for 8-10 minutes until most of the liquid has evaporated 4. Season with salt and pepper and set aside to cool. For the Beef: * 3 Pound Center Cut Beef Tenderloin * Extra Virgin Olive Oil * Kosher Salt * Coarse Ground Black Pepper / Freshly Ground * 12 Slices Prosciutto / Sliced Thin * 6 Sprigs Fresh Thyme / Leaves Only * 5 TBS horseradish cream * 5 TBS wholegrain mustard 1. Preheat oven to 425 2. Tie the tenderloin in 4 places so it holds its shape 3. Drizzle with olive oil, then season with salt and pepper 4. Sear all over, including the ends in a skillet lightly coated with olive oil 5. Combine mustard and horseradish cream in a bowl 6. Set out your prosciutto on a sheet of plastic wrap. Shingle the prosciutto so it forms a rectangle that is big enough to cover the beef 7. Add duxelles on top of prosciutto 8. When the beef is seared, remove from heat, cut off twine and smear lightly all over with Dijon mustard. 9. Sprinkle the thyme leaves over the beef 10. 10.Place the beef on the prosciutto/mushroom. Fold prosciutto over beef and tie plastic wrap tight. 11. 11.Set in the refrigerator for 30 minutes to ensure it maintains its shape. 12. 12.Bake for 40-45 min Spinach with bacon Ingredients: * 6 bacon strips * ½ medium onion * 1 pound baby spinach * Salt and pepper Steps: 1. Cut bacon into small pieces and fry in skillet 2. Put bacon pieces on paper towel leaving 2-3 TBS of fat in the pan 3. Sauté onion in bacon fat 4. Add in half of the spinach, once that wilts down, add the other half 5. Add in cooked bacon and season with salt and pepper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Brittany's (Furlan and Schmitt) stop by the kitchen to talk about their podcast, This is the Worst Podcast, over some fruit sandwiches, cold soup, and kimchi. We chat about OCD, Open Tabs, and exactly how big Tommy really is. You'll be shocked. Follow Brittany Furlan: https://www.instagram.com/brittanyfurlan Follow Brittany Schmitt: https://www.instagram.com/brittanyschmitt This episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Visit https://dollarshaveclub.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING for 20% off $20 or more. Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Watermelon & Feta Sandwiches with Gazpacho and Pineapple Kimchi Watermelon & Feta Sandwiches: Ingredients: * Seedless watermelon * Feta Cheese Block * Arugula * Prosciutto * Peeled and sliced mini cucumber Steps: 1. Slice watermelon and cucumbers into thin slices 2. Layer with feta, arugula, prosciutto and cucumber Gazpacho Ingredients: * 2 LBS ripe Roma tomatoes * 1 small cucumber * 1 medium green bell pepper * ½ red onion * 2 small garlic cloves * 3 TBS olive oil * 2 TBS sherry vinegar * 1 tsp salt * ½ tsp freshly-cracked pepper * ½ tsp. ground cumin * 1 thick slice of soaked white bread * Crème Fresh Steps: 1. Combine all ingredients today and blend until fully mixed 2. Refrigerate for a few hours to chill prior to serving 3. Garnish with parsley and crème fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Owen Han and Joseph Baena stop by the kitchen so I can one-up Owen's sandwiches, adding a little chorizo to make it my own. We also talk about Joe's dad, Arnold, Owen's breakfast sandwich game, and what bread is the best. Don't forget to check out Owen's new cookbook – STACKED: The Art of the Perfect Sandwich, available NOW at https://amzn.to/4805x1f Follow Owen Han: https://www.instagram.com/owen.han Follow Joe Baena: https://www.instagram.com/joebaena This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Get 10 free meals at https://www.HelloFresh.com/freesb This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://talkspace.com/burning Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Shakshuka Breakfast Sandwich From Owen Han's Cookbook Stacked Ingredients: * 1 tbs extra virgin olive oil * 1 small yellow onion * ½ red bell pepper * 3 garlic cloves * ½ tsp smoked cumin * ½ tsp smoked paprika * 1/8 tsp cayenne pepper * 14.5 oz can diced tomatoes * Jalapeños * Avocados * Chorizo * Salt and pepper * 4 eggs * ½ cup feta cheese * 2 tbs chopped parsley * 4 sandwich rolls or croissants Steps: 1. Heat oil In skillet with onion, bell pepper, and garlic. Once onion is tender, add in Chorizo. 2. Add cumin, paprika, and cayenne. Once that is mixed in, add tomatoes and the juice from can, reducing the heat to simmer. Simmer until juices thicken then season with salt and pepper 3. Create 4 small spaces in the sauce. Crack an egg into each spot and cover skillet cooking the eggs for about 5 minutes. 4. Remove from heat and sprinkle feta, more salt and pepper, parsley, jalapeños, and avocados. 5. Serve on sandwich rolls Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YouTube internetainers, Rhett and Link, stop by the kitchen, and we do a deep dive into content, creating content, the history of creating content, what kinds of content should be created… oh, and I make a variety of “burger bowls” like mushroom/swiss, McDonald's style, BBQ brisket, and more! We also talk about their new show, Wonderhole, which everyone should check out on youtube. Check out Rhett & Link's Wonderhole here: https://www.youtube.com/@rhettandlink Follow Rhett McLaughlin:https://www.instagram.com/rhettmc Follow Link Neal:https://www.instagram.com/linkneal This episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Visit https://dollarshaveclub.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING for 20% off $20 or more. Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Magic Spoon. Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer BURGER BOWLS Ingredients: * 1 lbs ground beef * 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce * 1 tsp kosher salt * ½ tsp garlic powder * ¼ tsp black pepper * Sauteed onion * Crumbled bacon * Chopped pickles * Sharp cheddar cheese * Bleu cheese * Swiss cheese * Mushrooms * Eggs * American cheese * Canadian bacon * Dijon mustard * Cherry tomatoes * Ketchup * Yellow mustard * Lettuce Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees 2. Crumble beef and add Worcestershire sauce and seasonings 3. Form the beef into 4 small bowls and add toppings to create the four types of burgers: * American cheese, eggs, and Canadian bacon * Bleu cheese, bacon crumbles, and jalapenos * Swiss cheese, mushrooms, onion, and Dijon mustard * American cheese, chopped pickles, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, yellow mustard, Lettuce 4. Cook in oven for 15 minutes Mexican Onion Rings Ingredients: * Shredded Cheese * Onions * Cooked Golden potatoes * Grease Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees and cut onion into rings and cut up pre-cooked golden potatoes into tiny pieces 2. Grease a donut pan then layer with shredded cheese, onion rings, potatoes, and more cheese 3. Bake for 20 minutes until golden and crispy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Musicians G-Eazy and Goody Grace stop by my kitchen for some seafood, veggies, AND I impress them with homemade cheese. It's a gangster move. We talk Canada, Icelandic pick-up lines, The Box, and their new tour, Freak Show, starting TODAY. Ticket link below… Freak Show tour https://g-eazy.com/pages/tour Follow G-Eazy: https://www.instagram.com/g_eazy Follow Goody Grace: https://www.instagram.com/goodygrace SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer MIXED GRILL WITH VEGGIES ON HOMEMADE RICOTTA Homemade Ricotta with Vegetables Ingredients: * 8 cups whole milk * 1 tsp salt * 4 TBS lemon juice * Yellow squash * Red onion * Sweet onion * Garlic * Zucchini * Sweet peppers * EVOO * Balsamic Vinegar Steps: 1. Line colander with damp cheese cloth folded over itself 3-4 times. 2. Heat milk on medium-high in saucepan adding the salt and stirring for about 20 minutes with a wood spoon 3. Lower the heat and add lemon juice stirring continuously 4. Ladle the ricotta into the cheesecloth to drain 5. Cut and grill up veggies 6. Lay out ricotta, drizzle with olive oil and balsamic, then top with grilled veggies Seafood Grill Ingredients: * 1 LBS Mussels * 1 LBS shrimp * Branzino filets * Salmon filets * Sea Bream filets * Cherry tomatoes * Lemons * Basil * EVOO * Rosemary * Cilantro * Lime zest * Grated ginger * Salt and pepper * Butter * Garlic Steps: 1. Season fish and shrimp * Salmon: basil and EVOO * Branzino: Lemon thyme and lemon slices * Sea Bream: Rosemary and EVOO * Shrimp: Cilantro, lime zest, grated ginger, and olive oil 2. Place fish, mussels, shrimp, clams, and cherry tomatoes onto cooking tray. Sprinkle with chopped garlic, salt, pepper, and butter. 3. Whack the pan under hot broiler for 6 minutes until fish is golden and shells have opened Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A couple of my comedy heroes, David Wain and Joe Lo Truglio, come over so I can geek out about The State. We talk about all my favorite sketches, great movies, and why a homemade tortilla can make or break a taco. Make sure to check out Joe's new holiday movie, Hot Frosty, on Netflix! https://www.netflix.com/title/81764579 Follow David Wain: https://www.instagram.com/davidwain Follow Joe Lo Truglio: https://www.instagram.com/joelotruglio This episode is brought to you by Raycon. Go to https://buyraycon.com/burning TODAY to get UP TO THIRTY percent off, sitewide! This episode is brought to you by Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://uncommongoods.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Get 10 free meals at https://www.HelloFresh.com/freesb This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://talkspace.com/BURNING Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer AL'S BREAKFAST TACOS Breakfast Tacos and Tortillas ingredients: * Shredded Cheddar Cheese * Eggs * Pico de gallo * Cotija cheese * Chorizo * Jalapeños * Brisket * Pulled Pork with Seasoning * 3 cups flour * 1 tsp salt * 1 tsp baking powder * 1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil * 1 cup warm water * Sour Cream * Avocados Steps: 1. Combine flour, salt and baking powder 2. Make a well in mixture and add water and oil, mixing from bottom up until dough forms. Then kneed dough on floured surface until it is smooth 3. Make small dough balls, coat each in flour, then cook in tortilla press 4. Cook chorizo, cook eggs, 5. Add eggs, cheese, meats, and toppings of your choice to tortilla Pulled pork seasoning: * ½ cup apple cider vinegar * 1 ½ tbs dark brown sugar * ½ tsp Creole seasoning * ½ tsp salt * ½ tsp crushed red pepper flakes * ¼ tsp black pepper Corned Beef Hash Ingredients: * 2-3 tbs unsalted butter * 1 medium onion * 2-3 cups cooked corned beef * 2-3 cups cooked and chopped potatoes * Salt and pepper * Fresh parsley Steps: 1. Heat butter in pan and cook onions 2. Add chopped potatoes and corned beef cooking until brown, then flip. Do not stir them together 3. Remove from heat, salt and pepper to taste, and serve, garnishing with parsley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pro-Skateboarders, Chris Cole and P-Rod, stop by the kitchen to chat about my obsession with skating, P-Rod's dad, and how hard it is to make friends while I create a cultural clash of dumplings – from Chris' Philly background, Paul's Mexican roots, and a classic Asian-inspired pork version. Follow P-Rod: https://www.instagram.com/prod Follow Chris Cole: https://www.instagram.com/chriscobracole SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Recipe: Dumpling Party and Veggie Spring Rolls Pork Dumpling Ingredients: * Vegetable Oil * Gyoza Wrappers * Corn flour * 1 TBS sesame seeds * 2 Spring onions * 1 1/3 cups Chinese Cabbage * 1 Cup Lean Pork, minced * 1 TBS sesame oil * 3 TBS rice wine * White pepper * 6 TBS soy sauce * Ginger * 4 garlic cloves * 1 tsp chili oil Steps: 1. Slice onions, remove outer cabbage leaves and shred finely. Then mix together with pork, sesame oil, 1 TBS rice wine, and 2 TBS soy sauce. 2. Peel and grate ginger and garlic, season with a pinch of white pepper mixing well with the pork mixture. 3. Dust gyoza wrappers with corn flour, place 1 tsp of pork filling into each wrapper, folding into a half-moon shape, then sealing with water. 4. Heat oil in pan then add potstickers frying for 2 minutes. Pour 1-cm of water into pan then simmer for 6-8 minutes with a lid on the pan. 5. Combine 2 TBS rice wine, 4 TBS soy sauce, and chili oil to create a sauce for the potstickers. Philly Cheesesteak Dumpling Ingredients: * 1 LBS raw beef steak, preferably short rib * 1 green pepper, finely chopped * ½ large or 1 small-medium onion, finely chopped * 1 teaspoon mustard * ½ teaspoon Worcestershire sauce * ½ teaspoons salt and freshly ground black pepper * ½ LBS sliced provolone or American cheese * 1 package round, white dumpling wrappers (about 35-40) * 2-3 tablespoons vegetable oil * Cheese Whiz Steps: 1. Freeze steak until it's halfway frozen then slice into thin slices. Add to bowl with pepper, onion, mustard, Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper. 2. Place mixture into dumpling wrapper, place a wad of cheese on top, use a second dumpling wrapper on top to seal it. 3. Pan fry dumplings, add ½ cup water and finish by steaming Mexican Style Dumplings Ingredients: * 12 oz. ground beef * 1 cup finely chopped sweet bell pepper * 1 cup finely chopped onion * 2 cloves peeled and minced garlic * 2 tbsp chili paste * 2 cups Mexican shredded cheese * 1 pack taco seasoning * 1 tsp. cumin * 1 tbsp. chili powder * Salt & pepper to taste * 1 large egg * ½ cup water * 2 tbsp EVOO Steps: 1. Cook garlic in oil until soft then add chili paste, diced peppers and onions. 2. Add ground beef, cumin, chili powder and taco seasoning sautéing mixture 3. Add water, stir, and cover for 5 minutes. Once mixture is cooked and completely cooled, add shredded cheese and egg combining well. 4. Put mixture in wrappers, fold over, seal with water and pan fry for two minutes, then steam for 10 minutes to finish cooking. Sour Cream Dip Ingredients: * 16 oz sour cream * 1 tsp dried dill * 2 tsp dried parsley * ½ tsp garlic powder * ½ tsp onion powder * ½ tsp kosher salt * ½ cup red salsa * ½ cup shredded Mexican cheese * 1 jalapeño, diced small Steps: 1. Mix everything together Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys from Country Club Adjacent stop by for Thanksgiving Dinner. I'm cookin' up a turducken, creamed spinach and a sweet potato pie while we chat about the best golf courses, country club rules, and Chase Koepka's amazing hole-in-one. And then there's Griff's gift of spot-on accents. Catch Bert and his team in New Orleans over the Big Game Weekend! It's SHIRT v SKINS with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil 2/08/25 at the UNO Lakefront Arena Tix at https://bertbertbert.com Follow Country Club Adjacent: https://www.instagram.com/countryclubadjacent This episode is brought to you by Hero Bread. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order of their new recipe. Go to https://hero.co and use code BURNING at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://uncommongoods.com/burning Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://talkspace.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ THANKSGIVING DINNER Cornbread Stuffing Ingredients: * 4 slices keto bread * 2 slices Keto cornbread * 3 TBSP melted butter * 1 egg * 2 stalks celery * ¼ cups leeks * ½ tsp garlic * 1 tsp Italian seasoning * ¼ tsp sage * ½ tsp salt & pepper * Olive oil * ½ tsp celery seasoning * ½ chicken broth Steps: 1. Crumble keto bread and corn bread and drizzle with olive oil, baking for 10 minutes at 350 degrees. 2. Sauté veggies in olive oil and seasonings 3. Mix egg with melted butter and chicken broth, adding sauteed veggies and mixing well. 4. Combine all ingredients and bake for 10 minutes, covered in foil Turducken Roll Ingredients: * 6 cups water * 1/3 cup kosher salt * Boneless, skinless turkey breast * 2 boneless, skinless duck breasts * 2 TBSP chopped sage * 2 TBSP chopped thyme * Salt and pepper * 2 chicken-apple sausages * 12 slices hardwood smoked bacon * 2 TBSP olive oil Steps: 1. Bring water and salt to a boil, then let cool and brine turkey for an hour. Preheat oven to 325 degrees. 2. Tenderize turkey and duck then season with herbs, salt and pepper. 3. Lay down turkey, then duck, keto cornbread stuffing, and place two sausages the length of the breasts. Roll meats up. Layer bacon slightly overlapping each other and roll onto turducken, securing with butcher's twine to form a roulade. 4. Sear roulade in olive oil on all sides then bake for 95 minutes. Gravy Ingredients: * 1 chicken bouillon cube * 1 beef stock bouillon cube * 2 ¼ cups boiling water * 4 tbsp butter * 4 tbsp flour * ½ tsp onion powder * ¼ tsp ground pepper * Salt Steps: 1. Dissolve bouillon in boiling water 2. Melt butter in saucepan. Then add flour, onion powder and pepper. 3. While stirring, pour in half of the liquid to creating a roux. Stir until thick. Add salt and pepper to taste. Creamed Spinach Ingredients: * 1 pound frozen chopped spinach * 2 tbsp butter * ½ medium onion * 2 cloves garlic * ¾ cups heavy whipping cream * 4 ounces cream cheese * 1 cup parmesan * Pinch of nutmeg * Salt and pepper Steps: 1. Thaw spinach and drain water 2. Sauté butter and onion. Once lightly browned, stir in garlic, cream, cheeses, and nutmeg. 3. Stir in spinach and add salt and pepper to taste. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A HUGE congratulations to Omar Dorsey and Tone Bell, who both received second seasons for their shows Bookies and Survival of the Thickest, respectively. And to show them how proud I am, I'm making Toad in a Hole and mustard greens. We talk about the business, African geography, the worst thing we've ever said when breaking up, and we do a deep dive in the whole Kendrick, Drake, J Cole situation. Follow Omar Dorsey: https://www.instagram.com/omarjdorsey Follow Tone Bell: https://www.instagram.com/tonebell This episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Visit https://dollarshaveclub.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING for 20% off $20 or more. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer TOAD IN THE HOLE AND MUSTARD GREENS Toad in the Hole Ingredients: * Sunflower Oil * 4 large sausages * 4 sprigs of fresh rosemary * 1 large red onion, peeled and sliced * 2 garlic cloves, sliced fine * Butter * 6 TBS balsamic vinegar * 1 TBS vegetable stock * 1 ¼ cups milk * 1 cup flour * Salt * 3 eggs Steps: 1. Mix milk, flour, salt, and eggs together to make batter 2. Put ¼ inch of sunflower oil into baking pan and place in oven at 475 degrees. Once oil is hot, put sausages in the oiled pan, cooking until slightly golden. 3. Pour the batter over the sausages, throwing in rosemary sprigs, and placing the pan back into the oven, cooking for about 20 minutes until golden and crisp. 4. Fry onions and garlic in butter. Then add balsamic vinegar to cook down. Add vegetable stock and simmer. Mustard Greens Ingredients: * ½ cup thinly sliced sweet onion * 1 TBS EVOO * 2 Cloves minced garlic * 1 LBS mustard greens * 2-3 TBS chicken broth * ¼ tsp toasted sesame oil * Salt * Pepper Steps: 1. Sauté onions in olive oil. Once cooked add minced garlic 2. Add mustard greens and broth cooking until leaves are barely wilted. Once cooked, toss in sesame oil and season with salt and pepper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedians Steve Furey and Craig Conant stop by the kitchen for “fish in a bag,” dirty rice, and a deep dive into the world of touring, drinking, ayahuasca, the “yips” and what put Craig on the wagon. Bet you're not thinking it's cops on horses. But it is. Follow Steve Furey: https://www.instagram.com/scubastevefurey Follow Craig Conant: https://www.instagram.com/craigpconant This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://talkspace.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://uncommongoods.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Raycon. Go to https://buyraycon.com/burning TODAY to get UP TO TWENTY-FIVE percent off, sitewide! This episode is brought to you by MasterClass. MasterClass always has great offers during the holidays, sometimes up to as much as 50% off. Head over to https://masterclass.com/BURNING for the current offer. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Fish in a Bag and Dirty Rice Fish in a Bag Ingredients: * Olive Oil * 4 swordfish filets * Onions * Cherry tomatoes * Yellow, red and orange bell peppers * Red onion * Capers * Salt * Pepper * 4 tsp minced garlic * 2/3 cup chopped basil * Creole seasoning Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Fold parchment paper into envelope. Sprinkle each filet with creole seasoning and place into bottom half of parchment envelope. 2. Finely slice peppers and onions. Cut cherry tomatoes in half. 3. Top each envelope with onion, tomatoes, peppers, capers, salt, garlic, basil, and sprinkle olive oil. Close the bag, flip over onto a baking sheet and bake for 20 minutes. Dirty Rice Ingredients: * 3 tbs vegetable oil * 1 pound chicken livers * ½ pound chicken sausage * 1 cup chopped yellow onion * ¾ cup chopped green bell pepper * ¼ cup chopped celery * 2 tsp minced garlic * 1 tbsp creole seasoning * 1 tsp salt * 1 tsp black pepper * 2 cups chicken stock * 2 bay leaves * 5 cups cooked rice * ¼ cup minced parsley Steps: 1. Cook rice. 2. Sauté chicken livers and sausage in oil. Once meat is brown, add onions, bell peppers, celery, garlic, creole seasoning, salt and pepper. 3. Add stock and bay leaves, bringing to a boil. Once boiling, lower heat to simmer and cook for 5 minutes. Add cooked rice and stir thoroughly. Remove bay leaves and add parsley. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Musician Brantley Gilbert and comedian John Crist swing by my Nashville kitchen for a star-studded menu. I make them Matthew McConnaughey's tuna salad, Snoop Dogg's fried bologna, and Matty Matheson's tomato soup while we talk being California-sober and group vasectomies. Brantley also relives his viral moment – when his wife gave birth to their child DURING his show. KITCHEN PROVIDED BY: https://beautyonbeech.com Follow Brantley Gilbert: https://www.instagram.com/brantleygilbert Follow John Crist: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist This episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Visit https://dollarshaveclub.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING for 20% off $20 or more. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer CELEBRITY SOUP AND SANDWICHES Tuna Fish Melt Ingredients: * ½ cup mayo * 2 tsp white wine vinegar * 1 tbs lemon juice * 2 tsp wasabi paste * Touch of agave * Touch of Italian dressing * 3 tbs finely chopped red onion * 3 tbs finely chopped Gherkin dill pickles * 1/3 cup crispy jalapeno chips * ¼ cup chopped apple * ½ cup corn * ½ cup frozen peas * 10 ounces tuna * White bread * American cheese Steps: 1. Mix all ingredients well (not including bread and cheese) 2. Add tuna mixture and American cheese to bread and toast on griddle. Bologna Sandwich Ingredients: * White bread * Beef bologna * Deluxe American cheese * Yellow mustard * Barbeque chips Steps: 1. Make slits in bologna and cook on skillet 3-4 minutes each side. Once you're cooking the second side, add BBQ chips and a slice of cheese on top, cooking until melted. 2. Spread mustard onto bread slices then add bologna, cheese and BBQ chip combination and add back to griddle to toast bread. Deviled Eggs Ingredients: * 12 eggs * 1/3 cup mayonnaise * 2 tbs pickle relish * 1 ½ tsp Dijon mustard * Salt * Pepper * Paprika Steps: 1. Add eggs to boiling water and cook for 10 minutes. Peel eggs and remove the cooked yolk. Mash egg yolks in bowl and set to the side. 2. Add egg yolks, mayonnaise, pickle relish and mustard mixing well. 3. Add mixture to plastic baggie and pipe into egg whites. Top with salt, pepper, and paprika. Matty Matheson's Tomato Soup Ingredients: * 12 hothouse tomatoes * 1 red onion * 3 jalapenos * 3 garlic cloves * ½ cup EVOO * Salt and pepper * 2 cups tomato puree * 6 cups vegetable stock * Heavy cream * Parmesan * Croutons Steps: 1. Preheat oven to broil. Broil tomatoes, red onion, jalapenos, garlic, olive oil with salt and pepper to taste. 2. Transfer charred veggies into Dutch oven, adding tomato puree and vegetable stock. Bring this to a rolling boil then lower the heat to low, and cook for 30 minutes covered. 3. Puree the entire soup, top with parmesan and croutons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the holidays!! And comedians Nate Bargatze and Dusty Slay stop by my Nashville kitchen for a Christmas/Hannukah feast. We've got Cornish Game Hens and Latkes… and Nate doesn't like either. I spend the entire time trying not to cuss and we take a walk down memory lane – when Nate USED to drink. KITCHEN PROVIDED BY: beautyonbeech.com Follow Nate Bargatze: https://www.instagram.com/natebargatze Follow Dusty Slay: https://www.instagram.com/dustyslay This episode is brought to you by CookUnity. Go to https://cookunity.com/BURNING or enter code BURNING before checkout for 50% off your first week. This episode is brought to you by MasterClass. MasterClass always has great offers during the holidays, sometimes up to as much as 50% off. Head over to https://masterclass.com/BURNING for the current offer. Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/burning Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ A FESTIVUS FEAST Cornish Game Hens with red wine mushroom gravy, potato latkes and crescent rolls with almond butter Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Rub the hens with Italian seasoning, paprika and a generous amount of salt. Stuff the cavities with onion and spritz the top of the hens with olive oil. 2. Cook the hens for 25 minutes. Reduce oven to 350 and cook an additional 35 minutes. 3. Heat butter, garlic, ½ tsp thyme in skillet over medium heat. Once melted, increase heat to medium-high and add mushrooms and wine cooking until the wine is reduced by half and mushrooms are soft. 4. Whisk together cornstarch and water then add to the skillet with mushroom mix. Pour in cream, chicken broth, parmesan cheese, pepper, and remaining parsley and thyme. Simmer on low until slightly thick. Potato Latkes Ingredients: • 3 medium potatoes • 1 egg • 2 TBS flour • 1 TBS grated onion • Salt • Peanut oil • Apple sauce • Sour cream Steps: 1. Slice and peel potatoes and put into food processor with grater attachment. Wring out potatoes in cheesecloth. 2. Take two cups of potatoes and combine with egg, flour, onion, and salt to taste, stirring until combined. 3. Heat oil in skillet and cook for 4-5 minutes. Place cooked latkes onto paper towel to drain. 4. Serve with apple sauce and sour cream Crescent and almond butter Ingredients: • Crescent rolls • 1 stick unsalted butter • 1 can almond pastry filling Steps: 1. Heat oven to 375 degrees and bake for 10-15 minutes until golden brown 2. Combine stick of butter with almond filling, mixing until well combined GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $150 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets if your bet wins. Bonus Bets expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 1/5/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Bussin' with the Boys boys… Taylor Lewan and Will Compton are celebrating New Years with me! We're ringing in 2025 with LeeAnn's family tradition: collards, black eyed peas, cornbread, and some pork – because pigs root forward. But the headline is that we've got a HUGE bet in the works… stay tuned for the details!! Kitchen provided by: https://beautyonbeech.com Follow Bussin' With The Boys: https://www.instagram.com/bussinwtb Follow Taylor Lewan: https://www.instagram.com/taylorlewan Follow Will Compton: https://www.instagram.com/_willcompton SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Pork loin, Collards, Black-eyed peas and Cornbread Welsh Rarebit Pork Loin Ingredients: Rarebit: * Pork loin * Brick of grated cheddar cheese * Can of Guinness * 1.5 tbs Worcestershire sauce * 2 tbsp Coleman's Mustard * 1 stick of unsalted butter Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees 2. Mix together cheese, beer, butter, Worcestershire sauce, and mustard. 3. Sear pork loin 3-5 minutes, then add mixture on top. 4. Bake for 25-30 minutes Honey Garlic Glazed Pork Loin Ingredients: Rub: * 1 tsp sweet paprika * 1 tsp garlic onion * ½ tsp onion powder * ½ tsp dried thyme * ½ tsp dried rosemary * Salt and pepper to taste Glaze: * 4 cloves garlic * ¼ cup honey * 3 tbs soy sauce * 1 tbs Dijon mustard * 1 tbs olive oil Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 375 2. Combine paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, dried thyme, rosemary, salt and pepper 3. Rub olive oil onto pork loin then rub spice mix over loin 4. Sear loin 3-5 minutes 5. Combine garlic, honey, soy sauce, mustard and oil. Brush onto the lion then place in oven, baking for 25-30 minutes Black-Eyed peas Ingredients: * Black-eyed peas * Onion * Vegetable oil * Salt and pepper * Texas Pete's peppers Steps: 1. Soak peas overnight in water 2. Place peas in pot and cover with water, adding in a dash of oil and salt and pepper. Slice onion into thick pieces and place on top, cooking until done. 3. Splash pepper juice on peas to taste Granny's Collards Ingredients: * Collard greens * Sugar * Vegetable oil Steps: 1. Wash and remove stems from collards, then chop into bite size pieces. 2. Cover collards with water and bring to a rolling boil. Once rolling, reduce to a slow boil and add vegetable oil. 30 minutes before eating, add sugar. Adding 1 TBS sugar per cup of collards. Cornbread Ingredients: * Dollop of Crisco * 1 egg * 2 cups white lily cornmeal mix * 1 cup buttermilk * Black pepper to taste Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees 2. Add a dollop of Crisco into a skillet and place in oven to heat. 3. Mix cornmeal, buttermilk, and egg, mixing thoroughly. Add mixture to skillet and cook for 30-35 minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big Jay Oakerson and Mark Normand are in Nashville with me, so I'm serving them the quintessential Nashvillian meal: Nashville Hot Fried Chicken Sandwiches with Pimento Mac & Cheese and Moon Pies. They're also getting me up to date on current events (re: P Diddy) and us two expert dads are givin' Mark some advice on how to be an amazing Father / Comedian Combo. Kitchen provided by: https://beautyonbeech.com Follow Big Jay Oakerson: https://www.instagram.com/bigjayoakerson Follow Mark Normand: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand This episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Visit https://dollarshaveclub.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING for 20% off $20 or more. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwiches with Pimento Mac and Cheese Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich Ingredients: * 2 Medium Chicken Breasts sliced into 4 cutlets * Canola Oil * Burger buns * Bread and butter pickles * Coleslaw * Mayonnaise * Hot honey Breading: * 1 cup buttermilk * 2 Tbs vinegar-based hot sauce * 1 cups flour * 2 tsp black pepper * 2 1/2 tsp salt * 3-7 tsp cayenne pepper * 2 tsp red pepper flakes * 1 ½ tsp smoked paprika * 1 tsp garlic powder * ½ tsp onion powder * ½ tsp light brown sugar Dipping Oil: * 2 tsp light brown sugar * 2 tsp cayenne pepper * ¼ tsp chili powder * ¼ tsp paprika * ½ tsp garlic powder * ½ cup hot oil from cooked chicken Steps: 1. Slice chicken breasts into 4 cutlets, sprinkling with salt and pepper. 2. Mix dry breading ingredients in one bowl and wet ingredients in another. Dredge the chicken multiple times and shake off any excess flour. 3. Combine ingredients for dipping oil 4. Heat oil in Dutch oven and fry chickens for 3-4 minutes each side. While chicken is cooking, take half a cup of the hot oil and pour over the dipping oil spices. Baste chicken with this mixture. 5. Cover buns with mayonnaise, chicken, pickles, hot honey, and coleslaw. Pimento Mac and Cheese Ingredients: * ½ pound elbow macaroni * 1 ½ cup whole milk * 2 TBS salted butter * 2 TBS flour * 2 cups shredded Colby jack cheese * Garlic powder * Onion powder * Salt * Pepper * 4 oz. jar of pimentos * 1 ½ cup mayo full fat * 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce * 1 tsp finely grated yellow onion * ¼ tsp cayenne pepper Pimento Cheese Steps: 1. Drain pimentos then combine with mayo, Worcestershire, onion, and cayenne pepper Mac and Cheese Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees and cook macaroni 2. Add butter to saucepan, once melted, add flour. Cook for about a minute then add milk. Bring this mixture to a boil for about 5 minutes, stirring constantly 3. Combine cooked noodles, pimento cheese, white sauce, and 1 cup shredded cheese, garlic powder, onion powder, and paprika to taste. Mix well, then transfer to baking dish. Top with remainder of shredded cheese and bake for 20-25 minutes. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Country music's own Ernest and Travis Denning stop by my home away from home in Nashville for some singing and some souse. There's also a pepper eating bet, a songwriting session, grits and Johnny cakes. Follow Ernest: https://www.instagram.com/ernest Follow Travis Denning: https://www.instagram.com/travisrdenning Kitchen provided by: https://beautyonbeech.com This episode is brought to you by Graza. So head to https://Graza.co and use BURNING to get 10% off your first order and get to cookin' your next chef quality meal! This episode is brought to you by Acorns. Head to https://acorns.com/burning or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! This episode is brought to you by Magic Spoon. Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/BURNING Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Chicken Souse, Johnny cakes and Grits Chicken Souse Ingredients: * 2 lbs. chicken wings and drumsticks * ½ cup fresh lime juice * 2-4 habanero peppers * 1 TBS seasoned salt * 1 TBS allspice * 4 bay leaves * 1 TBS black pepper * Salt to taste * 1 TBS oil * 1 large yellow onion * 2 large carrots * 2 sticks celery * 3 large potatoes * 2 tsp fresh thyme Steps: 1. Combine chicken with lime juice, season salt, pepper, allspice and bay leaves into container to marinate. Chop up onions, carrots, celery and potatoes. 2. Heat oil in Dutch oven then add chicken, cooking until browned on all sides. Save the marinade from the chicken and set aside. 3. Add in onions, carrots, celery and sauté in the Dutch oven. 4. Add in potatoes and fresh thyme. Then return chicken to the pot along with the remaining marinade. 5. Pour enough water into the pot to cover the chicken and bring to a boil, simmering for 45 minutes. 6. Remove chicken, de-bone, then add chicken meat back into pot. Add salt to taste. Johnny Cakes Ingredients: * 1 cup cornmeal * 1 cup flour * 2 ½ tsp baking powder * 2 TBS sugar * 1 tsp salt * 2 eggs * ¾ cup buttermilk * 1/3 cup water * 1/3 cup melted butter * Oil Steps: 1. Whisk together cornmeal, flour, baking powder, sugar and salt. 2. Make a well in the center and add in egg, buttermilk, water, and melted butter mixing well. 3. Heat oil in skillet and drop in batter. Flip once edges start to bubble. Grits Ingredients: * 4 cups of water * 1 cup grits * Salt to taste * Shredded cheddar cheese * Unsalted butter Steps: 1. Stir grits into boiling water 2. Reduce heat, cover and let sit for 15-20 minutes stirring occasionally until thick. 3. Add in cheese, butter, and salt to taste GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bobby Lee + Shapel Lacey stop by the kitchen and immediately proceed to fight the entire meal. I'm hoping my meatloaf lasagna will help bring these two together, but even LeeAnn starts to get worried. Spoiler Alert: A kiss seems to make it all good. Follow Bobby Lee: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Follow Shapel Lacey: https://www.instagram.com/shapellacey This episode is brought to you by IQBAR. To get your 20% off, text BURNING to 64000. Message and data rates may apply. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Hims. Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/burning Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour Catch me on NETFLIX MEATLOAF LASAGNA WITH SMASHED POTATOES Meatloaf Lasagna: * Lasagna noodles * 2 LBS ground beef * 3 Bags shredded mozzarella * 2 jars pasta sauce * Grated Parmesan Ricotta Cheese Mixture: * 32 oz ricotta cheese * ½ cup shredded mozzarella * 1/3 cup parmesan cheese * 2 eggs * Ground black pepper * ½ fresh parsley leaves * ½ tsp garlic powder 1. Cook lasagna noodles. While noodles are cooking, season raw beef to your liking. 2. Place parchment paper or wax paper down. Lay out raw ground beef flat and top with one layer of cooked noodles. Add ricotta mixture on top, then a handful of shredded mozzarella. 3. Add second layer of noodles and cheeses, then top with a final layer of noodles 4. Roll the meat up over itself into a log and smother with pasta sauce, mozzarella and parmesan, then cook at 375 for 50 minutes. 5. Garnish with parsley and parmesan on top Garlic Smashed Potatoes: * 1 ½ LBS Yukon gold potatoes * 2 TBS and ¾ tsp kosher salt * 4 TBS unsalted butter * 4 cloves grated garlic * 2 TBS chopped parsley * ¼ tsp black pepper 1. Heat oven to 500 2. Place potatoes in sauce pan, covering with cold water. Stir in 2 TBS salt and bring to boil over high heat. Reduce heat and simmer until potatoes are very tender, then drain and set aside. 3. Place butter in empty sauce pan and melt. Add garlic, parsley, pepper, and remaining salt. Add potatoes and coat in mixture. 4. Place potatoes onto baking sheet, drizzle with remaining butter and smash. Roast potatoes for 10-15 minutes until crispy. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Jim Norton and his wife stop by my kitchen for a sampling of skewers, some kimchi fried rice, and more s*x talk than I usually chat about. Sounding and latex are top of the list. 2Bears5K is BACK and we're bringing a GUEST BEAR! Join Bert, Tom, and Jelly Roll for the 2nd annual 2bears5k. Get off the couch, grab your running shoes, and meet the Bears on May 4th in Tampa, FL. Register NOW at https://2bears5k.com Follow Jim Norton: https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton Follow Nikki Norton: https://www.instagram.com/msnikkinorton This episode is brought to you by Cornbread Hemp. Head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/BURNING and use code BURNING at checkout. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Skewers with Kimchi Fried Rice Shrimp Teriyaki Kabobs * 6 bacon slices cut into thirds * 1 LBS raw shrimp * 8 oz package baby bella mushrooms * 16 cubed fresh pineapple * 1 tsp garlic pepper seasoning * ½ honey teriyaki sauce * 12 slices of bacon 1. Let shrimp marinade in teriyaki sauce for 12 hours 2. Thread bacon wrapped shrimp with peppers, mushrooms, and pineapple then sprinkle with garlic seasoning 3. Grill about 8—10 minutes, flipping occasionally. Brush honey teriyaki sauce halfway through cooking. 4. Cook bacon, crumble, and sprinkle on top of shrimp Lamb Lollipops: * 1 LBS lamb chops * 1 cup brown sugar * ½ TBS ground ginger * 3 cloves garlic * ½ cup soy sauce * 1 TBS sambal chili garlic paste * 2 TBS EVOO 1. Whisk brown sugar, ginger, garlic, soy sauce, and sambal. Marinade pork chops in this for 4-6 hours. 2. Cook pork chops in oil over medium-heat. Bring extra marinade to rolling boil in sauce pan, should become thick and syrup-like. Brush this over chops after they have cooked. Miso Black Cod Skewers: * ½ cup mirin * ½ cup sake * 2/3 cup miso paste * 2/3 cup cane sugar * 2 Cod filets 1. Boil the mirin and sake for 3 minutes 2. Add in sugar, miso then cook for a few minutes making sure it does not boil. Then let cool. 3. Cube fish into small bite sized pieces then pour cooled mixture over fish. Let marinate for 6 hours. 4. Broil the fish for around 7 minutes. Suya Beef Stickers: * 2 rib eye steaks * ¼ cup roasted peanuts * 1 TBS garlic powder * 1 TBS onion powder * 1 ½ tsp smoked paprika * 1 TBS white pepper * 1 TBS cayenne pepper * 1 TBS hot ground pepper * 1 TBS chicken bouillon * 2 TBS vegetable oil * Salt to taste 1. Preheat oven to 450 and lightly spray cooking sheet with oil. 2. Peel roasted peanut and grind them, careful not to turn them into a paste. 3. Mix garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, white pepper, cayenne, hot ground pepper, bullion, and ground peanuts. 4. Add 2 TBS oil onto sliced beef and half of the spice mixture. Let sit for an hour. 5. Rub the steak into the remaining spice mixture, add to skewers, drizzle with oil, then grill for about 3-5 minutes each side until cooked. Kimchi-Fried Rice * 2 cups cooked rice * ¼ cup water * 1 cup chopped kimchi * ¼ cup kimchi juice * 2-3 TBS gochujang * 3 tsp toasted sesame oil * 1 tsp vegetable oil * 1 TBS roasted sesame seeds * Furikake 1. Heat oil in pan and stir fry kimchi 2. Add pre-cooked rice, kimchi juice, water, and gochujang to pan and stir well. 3. Remove from heat and add sesame oil, sprinkle with sesame seeds and furikake Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a dream come true when Weird Al Yankovic and Thomas Lennon drop by the kitchen for some curried-up bunny chow and veggie samosas. We also dive into history, Broadway shows, and of course – our favorite Weird Al songs and The State characters. Check out Weird Al on his BIGGER & WEIRDER 2025 Tour - https://www.weirdal.com/tour Follow Thomas Lennon: https://www.instagram.com/thomaspatricklennon Follow Weird Al: https://www.instagram.com/alfredyankovic Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Magic Spoon. Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Found. Open a Found account for FREE at https://found.com/BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer SWEET POTATO BUNNY CHOW AND VEGGIE SAMOSAS Raita: * 3 cups plain Greek yogurt * 2 cups finely diced English cucumber * ½ cup minced cilantro * 1 tsp cumin * 1 tsp garam masala * 1 tsp sea salt 1. Mix all ingredients until smooth. Potato Curry: * 4 bread bowls * 2 medium onions * EVOO * 2 tsp ground coriander * 2 tsp cumin * 4 tsp garam masala * 1 tsp cayenne pepper * 4 tsp turmeric * 1 tsp allspice * 2 pieces of grated ginger * 6 cloves of garlic, sliced * 6 tomatoes, chopped up * 1 ½ cups coconut cream * 1 ½ cups water * 2 sweet potatoes, peeled and diced * 2 cans chickpeas * Salt and pepper to taste * Raita 1. Add EVOO to large pan and fry onions until soft. Then add spices, garlic and ginger, stirring to combine. 2. Add tomatoes and cook for 3 minutes until they break down. 3. Add sweet potatoes, coconut cream and water to the pan. Cover the pan and let simmer until the sweet potatoes are soft, around 15 minutes. 4. Finally add in the chickpeas and season with salt and pepper cooking for another 2 minutes. 5. Cut off the top of buns and scoop out the insides, spoon in the curry then flip the filled bun upside-down onto a plate. Cover the bun with more curry and drizzle raita on then serve. GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Country music stars Hardy, Koe Wetzel, and Stephen Wilson Jr. all stop by the Nashville kitchen for some Italian eats and a private concert. We talk hunting, high blood pressure, and all about the bear community. I really opened their eyes to a whole new fanbase. Kitchen provided by: https://beautyonbeech.com Follow Hardy: https://www.instagram.com/hardy Follow Koe Wetzel: https://www.instagram.com/koe_wetzel Follow Stephen Wilson Jr: https://www.instagram.com/stephen.wilson.jr This episode is brought to you by Graza. So head to https://Graza.co and use BURNING to get 10% off your first order and get to cookin' your next chef quality meal! This episode is brought to you by Hims. Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Cornbread Hemp. Head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/BURNING and use code BURNING at checkout. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Recipe: Stracci and Cheesy pull-apart bread Stracci Ingredients: * 2 large eggplants, dice into 1” pieces * 2 tsp coriander seeds * Red pepper flakes, to taste * Olive oil * One can of 28-oz peeled plum tomatoes * 2 handfuls of black olives * Salt and pepper * Splash of red wine vinegar * 3 handfuls of fresh basil * 4 handfuls of grated parmesan * Lasagna noodles * Marinara sauce (optional) Steps: 1. Preheat oven 350, cut eggplants in circles and bake for 20 minutes 2. Fry eggplants, coriander seeds and red pepper flakes in olive oil until golden 3. Add tomatoes and cook for 5 minutes. Then add olives, cooking until you get a sauce. 4. Season with salt and pepper and a splash of red wine vinegar 5. Cook the lasagna noodles, cut into strips and add to sauce, tossing altogether. If there is not enough liquid, add a touch of marinara sauce. 6. Rip up basil leaves and put into the sauce. Serve, topping with parmesan. Cheesy pull-apart bread ingredients: * Sourdough loaf * 2 cups shredded mozzarella cheese * 4 tbs butter * 2 cloves garlic Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees 2. Slice upper half of bread in cross-hatch pattern and stuff cheese into crevices 3. Combine melted butter and garlic then drizzle into bread crevices and on top 4. Wrap bread in foil and bake for 20 minutes. Take foil off and bake for an additional 5 minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jack Osbourne and Nick Viall, fast friends from Fox's Special Forces, stop by the kitchen for a shawarma cake that may or may not work out. We're spilling tea, talking British History, and I'm getting the inside scoop about the Royals. Follow Jack Osbourne: https://www.instagram.com/jackosbourne Follow Nick Viall: https://www.instagram.com/nickviall This episode is brought to you by Factor. Get started at https://FACTORMEALS.com/FACTORPODCAST and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. This episode is brought to you by Rocket Money. Stop wasting money on things you don't use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Shopify. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour Catch me on NETFLIX SHAWARMA HUMMUS CAKE Chicken Shawarma: * ½ pound ground chicken * 1 tbsp garlic powder * 1 tbsp coriander * 1 tbsp cumin * 1 tbsp cardamom * 1 tsp cayenne * 1 tsp cinnamon * 2 tsp smoked paprika 1. Combine all seasonings together 2. Cook up ground chicken and add shawarma seasoning. Lamb Shawarma * 2 LBS boneless leg of lamb * 2 TBSP yogurt * ½ juice of lemon * 1 & ½ tsp paprika * 1 tsp turmeric * 1 & ½ tsp ground garlic * 1 tsp ground ginger * ¼ tsp ground clove * 1 tsp ground onion * Salt to taste * 1 tsp pepper * ½ tsp allspice * ½ tsp cayenne pepper * EVOO * Sliced red onion 1. Thinly slice lamb and place in bowl. Add yogurt, EVOO, lemon juice, and spices, mixing well. Let sit for as long as possible. 2. Heat EVOO and sauté lamb for about 5 minutes on high. Lower heat to medium and cook for another 7-10 minutes 3. Stir occasionally to make sure lamb does not stick. Once cooked, toss with thinly sliced red onions and more EVOO Beef Shawarma: Shawarma Spices: * 1 tsp cumin * 1 tsp ground coriander * 1 tsp sweet Spanish paprika * ¾ tsp turmeric * ½ tsp ground cloves * ½ tsp cayenne * ½ tsp cinnamon Beef Marinade / Shawarma: * ¼ cup EVOO * ¼ cup white wine vinegar * 1 lemon * Salt and pepper * 4 garlic cloves, minced * 1 medium yellow onion, halved and sliced * 1 ½ LBS beef flank steak 1. In mixing bowl, add shawarma spices, olive oil, vinegar, and zest and juice of lemon. 2. Cut flank steak against the grain into thin bite-sized pieces 3. Add meat to the bowl and add salt and pepper. Add onions and garlic. Toss well and ensure everything is covered. 4. Heat cast iron and cook meat, may take up to 15 minutes. Babaganoush: * 2 pounds Italian eggplant * 2 cloves of garlic * 2 tbs lemon juice * ¼ cup tahini * 1/3 cup EVOO * 2 tbs chopped parsley * ¾ tsp salt * ¼ tsp ground cumin 1. Preheat oven 450 degrees. Half the eggplants and brush cut sides with olive oil. Place them halved side down on parchment paper and roast for 35-40 minutes. 2. Let eggplant cool then scoop out the flesh with large spoon. Discard the skins and using a strainer, remove as much moisture as possible. 3. Add eggplant, garlic, and lemon juice and stir vigorously until the eggplant breaks down. Add tahini and stir well, then slowly pour in EVOO and incorporate. The mixture should become pale and creamy. 4. Stir in parsley, salt and cumin. You may need more salt and lemon juice. Cake: * 6 slices of pita bread sliced in half * 1 cup diced pickled onions * Garlic sauce * Hummus * Toum * Babaganoush * Shawarmas * chopped parsley for garnish * paprika for garnish * Olives 1. Layer: * Half of pita pocket * garlic sauce * babaganoush * chicken shawarma * pickled onions * repeat with lamb * repeat with beef 2. Spread the hummus around the pita layers similar to icing a cake. 3. Top with olives, paprika, parsley, garlic sauce dollops on bottom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

British rock band, The Struts, is in the kitchen for an English Breakfast inspired by my love of Jamie Oliver. They also teach me the right way to way to eat beans… and I cook up a Big Mac Taco. And of course I make them sing. And it's totally worth it. Follow The Struts: https://www.instagram.com/thestruts This episode is brought to you by Original Grain Watches. Go to https://OriginalGrain.com/Bert, use promo code BERT, and get your dad—or yourself—a piece of history you can wear. This episode is brought to you by Tastemade. Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/burning. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Big Mac Taco: * 1 LBS ground beef * 8-10 mini tortillas * 10 slices cheddar cheese * 1 cup chopped lettuce * 1 cup pickles * Salt * EVOO * 1 cup mayonnaise * 3 TBS ketchup * 1 TBS Dijon mustard * 2 TBS diced yellow onion * 1 TBS chopped relish * 1 TBS white vinegar * 1 TBS garlic powder * 1 tsp black pepper * 1 tsp smoked paprika 1. Combine mayo, ketchup, Dijon, onion, salt, relish, vinegar, garlic powder, pepper, and smoked paprika to create Big Mac sauce. Mix well and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes. 2. Heat small amount of oil in pan on high heat. Place 2-3 TBS of ground beef in each tortilla, pressing down on the beef to create an even layer then sprinkle with salt. 3. Place meat side down on skillet, lower heat to medium-low, and cook for 4 minutes. Flip tacos and cook on tortilla side until crispy. 4. Top each taco with cheese, lettuce, pickles and sauce. One Sheet breakfast: * Potatoes, cut into 3cm chunks * Salt and pepper * Chorizo * Red pepper * Cherry tomatoes * Eggs * Mushrooms, whole or halved * Sprigs of parsley, chopped * Bacon * Roma tomatoes * Sausage * Shredded cheese * Beans * Sourdough bread 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Parboil the potatoes in a pan of salted boiling water for 5-6 minutes until almost cooked through, drain and steam dry. 2. Drop chorizo all over pan, cut up bacon, potatoes, and tomatoes. Bake until potatoes are soft. Add eggs and bake until eggs are at the consistency of your choice. 3. Heat beans over stove, then serve over cut up and toasted sourdough bread. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices