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Ever been to a birthday bash where the name mix-up turned the celebration into a riot of laughter? We've got that story and more, as we recall the comical error at Kody West's shindig, where my blunder took the cake. Beyond the chuckles, we venture into the resonance of a recent concert that hit all the right notes in our small town. We muse over the magic of live music, the unexpected calm in a crowd, and the law enforcement's stealthy oversight. Plus, we share a slice of our own musical escapades, ranging from ear-splitting performances to run-ins with iconic artists.The frosty fingertips of the current season have us discussing the tempting thought of skipping work and the flaky reliability of our local weatherman. We navigate through the latest sports highlights, including the Chiefs' icy victory and Texas' twin defeats, leaving us to ponder the high-stakes game of coaching careers and the breathless pace of college sports. Football aficionados, brace yourselves for a robust debate on underdog teams, Dallas' fortunes, and the Chiefs' chilly showdowns. The quarterback carousel spins with personal takes on loyalty and legacy as we tackle the hot-button topic of players like Aaron Rodgers switching allegiances.As our conversation takes a more introspective turn, we confront the delicate signs of dementia and the complexities of public figures battling hidden struggles. We delve into the political fray, dissecting administration policies, the prickly thorns of inflation, and the ever-fluctuating gas prices. Circling back to the heart of our communities, we examine the economic pulse of towns like Fort Scott, school funding intricacies, and the vitality of community engagement. And because everyone loves a good gripe, we air out our Pet Peeve of the Week before revisiting the euphoric highs and lows of concert-going experiences and crowd dynamics. Wrapping it up, we toss around the idea of a special guest appearance that's sure to keep you on your toes for our next episode.

You ever wondered what it would be like to accidentally play NWA in front of two older women at an event you're hosting? Join Josh  Matt and Kevin, as we share the hilarious, wild and sometimes chaotic experiences from a recent singles event. Picture this - a night filled with mishaps, challenges of hauling food up stairs, and a peculiar request for a garage door for easier venue access! We also share our love-hate relationship with sports, reminiscing about our past experiences with volleyball and softball... but it's not all fun and games. We switch gears and talk about some serious issues - college financial mismanagement, its implications on the community, and some questionable decision-making by the board. It's shocking to see how the closure of the nursing program at Fort Scott Community College is affecting everyone. Our discussion extends to small town business development, the potential of grants for businesses, and the consequences of a major company, ADM, potentially leaving Fort Scott due to negative comments from commissioners. It's a lot to take in, we know, but we promise it's worth it!We don't shy away from heavy topics like hospital development and the importance of government accountability. We share some personal stories, catch up on all the latest sports news, and even plan some exciting (and potentially hilarious) adventures. From bathroom mishaps on planes to considering historical data for new businesses, we cover it all. So buckle up and tune in for a rollercoaster ride of a conversation that will leave you laughing, pondering and aching for more!

Ever wondered how a bee sting could permanently alter your nipple? Hear host Kevin share his hilarious yet unforgettable encounter. Then, tune in as we dive into the fiery Texan-Oklahoman sports rivalry and laugh as co-host Aaron grapples with his "small man syndrome". As for election signs, let's just say we don't all see eye to eye.This episode's not all laughs, though. We also take a serious turn discussing politics, from the Texas-Nevada border wall to the Israeli war. What if Donald Trump became the speaker of the house? Could inmates be the solution to end the war? Also, we're tackling how far is too far when it comes to distance from ERs for people to feel safe. Remember, we're just a couple of guys having a chat, so we're keen to hear your thoughts too.Ever thought about what your relationship with fictional characters says about you? We get into it! Plus, we revisit the classic TV show "Bob Blacksheet" and scrutinize Travis and Taylor Swift's relationship. But we also keep it real with talks on the job report, stock market, and federal interest rates. And to wrap up, we dive into the fascinating world of curse words - their origins, connotations, and how they've evolved. And yes, we'll even explore why words like 'patronage' matter. So sit back, plug in, and join us for a roller-coaster ride of debates, laughs, and some deep reflections!

Ever wonder if all bottled water tastes the same? Join us on this entertaining journey as we put our taste buds to the test and sample six different brands of bottled water. From politics to sports, and from term limits to an unexpected bike race, we cover a diverse array of intriguing topics. Climate change is on everyone's lips, and we dive right into the heart of this controversial issue, examining its effects and potential implications. The conversation turns political as we scrutinize Nikki Haley's recent comments on the Senate and debate the concept of term limits. We also probe into an interesting suggestion: should a competency test be administered before one is allowed to vote? The episode goes full throttle into sports as we discuss Dion Sanders' Colorado team's impressive winning streak and Travis Hunter's recent injury. Be prepared to laugh as we ponder converting a Keith Meach song into a rap tune!Hold on, because the hilarious conversation doesn't stop there. We venture into quirkier territories as we discuss Aaron's fascination with a naked bike race and the idea of desexualizing nakedness. Get ready to question your assumptions as we contemplate running for county commission and discuss the potential implications of felons running for office. The episode rounds off with a lively debate on classic films and the impacts of watching the same movie too many times. So, buckle up for an episode filled with stimulating discussions, laughter, and thought-provoking insights.

Ever confused 'this Monday' with 'next Monday'? Or dinner with supper? We all have. Join us as we venture into a labyrinth of hilarious confusion and entertaining banter. From a laugh-out-loud story about John Wayne's jail-time escapades to the perplexing semantics of our everyday language, this episode proves there's humor in the mundane that we often overlook. We'll also give you a giggle with our uproarious take on Josh's pretend AIDS diagnosis and Kevin's imaginary crush on Stuart's cousin, John Wayne.Ever wondered how pyramid schemes work? Or why the Washington Huskies coach, Deon, is so remarkable? Buckle up as we navigate the murky world of pyramid schemes and the thrilling realm of sports news. We'll also take you on a wild ride through a truck stop incident and share our two cents on door-holding etiquette for ladies. Put your sports caps on and get ready for some juicy NFL discussions and an intriguing chat about Netflix's newest crime special.Are you a movie buff? Or do you have a cherished favorite from the 80s? Let's reminisce about the golden era of cinema as we debate the best 80s movies. From Goonies to Fast Times at Richmond High, we delve into the heart of each plot and the soul of each character. We'll also put our movie knowledge to the test with a fun game of movie quotes. Last but not least, we'll discuss some upcoming topics for our future episodes, including a water taste test and a chat about stinky fish. So grab a bowl of popcorn, sit back and let's take a trip down memory lane.

Get ready to roar with laughter as we spend an hour with the side-splittingly funny TikTok superstar and stand-up comedian, Todd Royce. Buckle up as we journey with Todd from his unexpected TikTok fame to commanding the stand-up stage. Hear about the unforgettable prank he pulled on a fellow comedian and his witty insights on how navigating the pandemic has reshaped his career. Oh, and stick around for our amusing anecdotes on our follower count boosting attempts using Vegas stripper cards. Then, we're off to the small town of Fort Scott, Kansas as Todd takes us on a solo comedy show adventure. Experience first-hand the unique culture and the thrill of performing on the same stage as Jason Aldean and Luke Bryan. Meet local legend Skitch and discover Todd's trademark deft handling of hecklers - guaranteed to make your belly ache from laughter.Finally, stick around as Todd regales us with humorous encounters with the local government in his small town, riveting tales from Las Vegas, and his decision to get vaccinated. With a special mention of fellow comedian Jeff Leeson's gift for comic timing, this episode is packed with laughter, insights, and real-life stories seamlessly blending into an unforgettable podcast experience. So, what are you waiting for? Tune in to this episode and let's share a hearty laugh with Todd Royce!

Ever tried to define the qualities that make a leader? This week we dive headfirst into the leadership controversies swirling around Fort Scott. Our very own Josh Jones is in the spotlight as we discuss his efforts to uplift the community and the ripples of change that one Facebook message can kickstart. We even reveal the unexpected rendezvous he had  at the eccentric Aunt Toadies. Feeling the pressure? So are we, as we tackle preparing for the unexpected through debating, weather forecasting with Al Roker, Doug Heddy, Pete, and Janice, and navigating the unpredictable waters of XRP. We even manage to squeeze in a discussion on the importance of compassion towards the homeless and the ongoing saga around Kevin's concrete dumpsters. All that, plus an unexpected detour into the world of trivia questions, Fergie and Arby's, and car shows. And just when you thought it couldn't get any more eclectic, we stroll down memory lane, reminiscing about legendary local songs, including the iconic jingle by Keith Meach. But that's not all, folks! We also introduce the hilarious Todd Royce and the challenge of finding debate candidates, and we unveil Tracy  new downtown restaurant. Believe it or not, even amidst all this chaos, we find time to chat about Robert Coon and other potential candidates. Buckle up, it's going to be a wild ride!

Ever wondered about the quirky connection between masonry work and smoking?  Hold onto your hats, folks, because we're going on a wild ride, exploring these topics and more in our latest podcast episode! We kick things off by discussing a fascinating new study that suggests a link between masonry work and smoking habits. We then journey into the local happenings, analyzing the sightings of our community's very own Josh Jones at the new splash pad and speculating about the possible involvement of Frank Halsey.Fasten your seatbelts as we take a thrilling detour into the world of music! We dish on the beats of Eze, NWA, Miranda Lambert, and Reba, and examine the controversy surrounding Molan's use of COVID funds. We also have a frank chat about the state of America and some fun banter about the crew's booster seat, Rocky's red shorts, and Steve's theme song. We'll also be introducing the topic of our upcoming adventure to Arkansas and sharing our thoughts on the sad passing of Donnie Baker. Finally, we're opening up the floor for an exciting debate about Josh Jones's candidacy for a seat on the Board of Trustees. We scrutinize his college experience, the skills he brings to the mix, and whether he's got what it takes. We also discuss some missteps made on the commission and how things could've unfolded differently with the Cooper project. Stay tuned as we piecemeal our thoughts on the benefits of having a commissioner with school-aged children. Trust us, this is a conversation you won't want to miss!

Ever been in a situation so absurd you had to laugh despite the tension? That's where we found ourselves this week, dealing with a hostile tenant and a police call, all in the course of managing a rental property. Alongside the laughs, we grappled with the harsh realities of racism and the nuances of complex conversations that arise in such circumstances. Can aesthetics of a town be dictated or is it a breach of individuality? We examined this question as we dissected the role of government and the implications of historic districts and design review boards. Hear the hilarious tale of Father Time's run-in with the Design Review Board and our thoughts on Pete Allen's Facebook post that's sparking a heated debate. We also dipped our toes into current events, delving into the implications of felons voting and the evolving rules around marijuana use.The episode takes a lighter turn as we reminisce about the thrill of the Tour de France and contemplate our own cycling team. We also shared anecdotes from our own lives, from acquiring the classic 'green onion' Chevy '56 to pranks that kept us on our toes. As we wrap up, we extend a promise - next week's podcast will continue to bring a mix of serious discussions, humorous stories, and an inspection of various topics. So, get comfortable, tune in, and let's navigate this wild world together.

Ever wondered what's been going on in Fort Scott? Well, you're in luck because we're here to spill the beans on some of the most entertaining local happenings, like the trains that just don't seem to move and the seemingly never-ending quest for a contractor's license. Join us as we share hilarious stories about the McSitizen who berated Pat, Kevin's buddy who milks a donkey, and the curious case of Tom Dick's haircut and his mysterious disappearance - possibly due to an alien abduction or simply a lost phone!Hold onto your hats, because the conversation gets even wilder as we discuss Farley and Kevin running for county positions, the windmills, and Josh's bucket. We also brainstorm about a tractor race and the enigma of the floating object in the crapper. And just when you think it can't get any crazier, we chat about cameras installed in the porta-potty and RC's tanning booth escapades. Don't miss out on all the laughter and shenanigans in this episode - we guarantee you'll want to be in the know!

WTF!!!!!! We are back!!!!!!

We are back, two special guest and a duck bomb.

Episode 18 with guest comedian Jeff Lesson as seen in tik tok 

Listen as we talk about white people dancing, red light districts, Skitch sleeping with a poop biscuit in is pillow, and Skitch ending up shirtless twice at Golden Corral after using the shitter. 

Listen as the guys talk about porta pottys. Skitch taking poop showers and putting a personal feel on people who use the porta Johns. Also listen as Pat and Skitch talk about their prostate problems and peeing on themselves while using public bathrooms.

The guys bring in their first special guest of this season and it is no other than future regular Tom Dick, or has he likes to be called Private Dick. If you come for a story with unimaginable proportions then my friends, this is the episode for you. Hope you enjoy, and don't forget to like, follow, and leave a review.Also does anyone know why the hell Skitch is so scared of gravity.. we also find out a secret that Pat has been hiding from us for some time now... He is actually Pilot Pat! Enjoy

The guys talk about some of the nastiest gangs this side of the Mississippi! Also dive into what else will be on the Pod in the future... oh and DOES ANYONE STILL HAVE A DAMN VHS PLAYER?