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When we last left our heroes they had just arrived in Zobeck. They are meeting with an old friend of Syph's to get more information on where Syph's family is being held and the Rat King. Is Syph's family still alive? Has the Rat King moved up in the world and become an even bigger threat? Find out now!

When we had last left our heroes, they had just finished burying most of their crew. The crew fought and were killed by a small army of zombies and other undead horrors led by the resurrected Dimitri. How do they move on? Where do they go next? Find out now... 

When we last left our heroes, they had reached the top of Holda's tree and found the Legendary Buckley Gus. He was seemingly still alive after all this time but trapped, encased in the wood of the ancient tree. Kaarle had found a scroll of Wish along their trek into the forest and decided to use it to free Buckley. After thanking the heroes, Buckley went to set some affairs in order. The Goose Cannons made their way back to the village where this all started only to find it beset by an army of the dead with Dimitri at their helm. Why is Dimitri here? What Choices were made, Zach!? Find out now!

When we last left our heroes, they finally reached Holda's Tree. As they started their ascent up the massive tree they were quickly beset by a giant eagle. How will they deal with this imposing foe? If they manage to survive what will they find at the top of this ancient tree? Find out now!

When we last left our heroes they had been nearing the center of the Tomierran forest and Holda's Tree. The brush is getting thick and travel is getting slow, but will it all be worth it to find another omega weapon? What else will be waiting for our heroes at this fabled tree? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they were getting closer to their goal of reaching of reaching the base of Holda's Tree. The further they trek into the Tomierran forest, the more dangers they encounter. What ancient artifact could be waiting for them at Holda's Tree? What other horrors are hidden in these woods? Will the guardian of the forest be attracted to all that noise our heroes are making? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had just escaped a run-in with a gigantic stone elk called The Defender of the Forest. Is this a case of 'out of the frying pan and into the fire'? What other terrible things are stalking the Goose Cannons through the forest? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had begun to pursue another omega weapon in the direction of the Tomierran forest. After landfall at the Beach of Thorns, they hired a guide to take them into the Tomierran forest and toward Holda's tree, a sacred landmark of the elves. What horrors will they find in the ancient woods? Who is the guardian of the forest? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had just finished a daring heist. What did they find in those vaults? Where are they off to next? Is it finally time to save Syph's family? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they had just killed Davos, one of the most powerful mages in all of Midgard. What will happen to Smugglers' Isle now that he is gone? What will happen to all those guys made of goo that Davos made in his lab? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they had just come face to face with the Lord of Smuggler's Isle, Davos. Will Davos try to strike a deal with the Goose Cannons to get them off his back? Or will he simply try to crush them? Can Kaarle win a Wizard Duel™ against this mighty archmage? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons they were in a spooky lab filled with tubes that contained people suspended in some kind of goo. Who are all these people? Is this how the White Gloves are made? Is Caspian already been turned? Find out now!

When last we left The Goose Cannons they had been trapped in an underground facility that seems to be the White Gloves' base of operations. What dangers will they find as they start to explore the base? Is Caspian down here? Just what ARE the White Gloves? Find out now!

When we last left The Goose Cannons, they had agreed to give Armstad the ship won from the duel. Armstad has said he will use the vessel to do good in the world and, more importantly, to split profits. Just as they were making preparations to leave Smugglers' Isle, a vaguely familiar person comes to our heroes asking for help. Who is this person? What do they want? Are the White Gloves really okay with The Goose Cannons leaving after that scene at the duel? Find out now! 

Bastion has struck down the nefarious Captain Paine in a three-on-one duel, but a White Glove was kill in the fracas. What will become of this big, beautiful boat? What the hell did that White Glove turn into when it died? Did our heroes witness some dangerous secret? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have now met their pirate nemesis, but their crew is still out of reach ... for now. How will they rescue their crew? What is up with those White Gloves? Where are these artifact amulets coming from? 

The Goose Cannons have entered a hidden den of gambling, illegal auctions, duels, and booze. Will they be able to find and confront the man who captured their crew? Will Syph be able to hold on to his gold when there are so many exciting ways to spend it? Can Bastion hold his temper and stay clear of the white gloves?

When we last left The Goose Cannons they had just finished off a dragon turtle and had managed to save a few people from a water grave. They now head to Smugglers' Isle to find the man who captured their crew. What wretched hive of scum and villainy will they find when they arrive at Smugglers' Isle? Will they be able to locate and confront Hobbsen Payne? Are the missing crew members even still alive? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they were in a sticky situation. They're stuck in the open ocean with a dragon turtle blasting their boat with steam breaths. How long can their already beaten-down dinghy survive this assault? Can you outrun a dragon turtle in the ocean? What even is a dragon turtle? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons they were in the bed chambers of the king of Vidim. Kaarle is doing his best to find the source of the king's madness and it looks pretty familiar. Will the king wake up and have all of the Goose Cannons killed for this imposition? Will Kaarle be able to find the source of this corruption in the king? How the hell do they keep getting themselves into these situations? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons made short work of Dimitri, but is he gone for good? That seems like a problem for the future that doesn't concern our heroes. The Goose Cannons decide to set off to tie up some loose ends. Where will our heroes end up? Will The Loose Goose be seaworthy? Find out now! 

When we last left the Goose Cannons Syph had just been returned to his former glory, but after some catching up we find out there is still work to do. Kaarle has set up a clandestine meeting with Dimitri who is a dedicated servant of Chernobog. Will Kaarle be able to learn more about his dark powers? Will Bastion pick a fight with the forces of evil? Will Syph's glue hold together when things start getting hot and heavy? Find out now!

When we last left the Goose Cannons, they had convinced Ludwig to raise Syph. However, they had made an enemy of him in the process. Will Ludwig go through with it? Will Kaarle be disappointed to lose out on a perfectly good zombie? Will our dearly departed rat-boy return to us? Find out now!

Things are bleak for the Goose Cannons. One of our heroes has perished in the battle, another is unconscious, and another seems to be selling his soul to a dark god. Will this be the end for the heroes as we know them? Will Bastion make it through? Will Karrle start to lose his humanity? Who will save Syph's many, many children? Find out now!

It has all led to this. The final battle is here and the Goose Cannons rush to meet it head-on. Will they make it out alive? Find out now!

The Giants are here, Old Honey Paws has been cut down in front of all Bjornheim, and The Goose Cannons have front-row seats to the action. Will their preparation be enough to win the day? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons and all of Bjornheim are making final preparations for the long-awaited Giant invasion. Kaarle's spooky book has returned to him suddenly and with it an ill omen. Are The Goose Cannons ready to repel the invasion? Is the book back because Kaarle has embraced his necromantic calling? Will Bjornheim be able to withstand this assault? Find out now!

With the ambush from Vargrike thwarted The Goose Cannons head back to Bjornheim for the final battle. Will the reinforcements from Jomsborg make it in time? Will Bjornheim be ready for the invasion? What the heck was going on at the Gloaming Crag? Will Kaarle dig dozens more punji pits? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have chosen to not wait for the Vargrike to strike Bjornheim. Instead, they have laid a trap for them at a strategic bottleneck. We left our heroes outside the Vargrike camp just after Kaarle set their tents on fire. Can Kaarle lead the Vargrike back to the many, many punji pits he has prepared for them? Will Mason actually be useful for once!? Have the Goose Cannons bitten off more than they can chew? Find out now!

Upon their return to Bjornheim, the Goose Cannons learn of a new threat on the horizon. Will the Loose Goose make it back to Bjornheim? Can Syph stay out of jail after threatening that boat captain? Are the Goose Cannons getting a bad reputation? Find out now!

Somehow the legendary vampire Montagne is aboard the Loose Goose and has agreed to help in the fight against the invading Giants. Our heroes now travel back to Jomsborg in an attempt to bring more forces to bear in the upcoming battle for Bjornheim. Will the Berserkers come to Bjornheim's aide? Will the Goose Cannons be able to rely on the bonds they've forged with the trolls to get more volunteers? Will Montagne get bored and just eat everyone on the ship? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have finally found their way into Montagne's lair. With Syph caught red-handed stealing from Montagne's coffers things are already not looking good for our heroes. Will Montagne The Undying finally need to change his name? How long will this vampire monologue before attacking? Does Montagne have a sad backstory that will make you feel bad when fist and claw start to fly? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have fought their way into the mad vampire's catacombs but now face even more undead horrors. Will Bastion's armor hold up to this undead assault? Will Kaarle's skill with the undead turn the tides? Will Syph ever take any damage? What is that horrible dragging noise coming from behind them? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons arrive at the Devil's Feast to find a church amid a field of bodies. To uncover the mystery behind the artifact acquired in Vidim they must descend into the catacombs beneath and deal with the mad vampire who makes his home there. What horrors will the Goose Cannons find? Will Bastion take his god-damned horse into the tight corridors of the catacombs? Will Kaarle use his newfound necromancy powers to raise a small army to fight for him? Find out now!

After striking a deal with the Princess of Vidim, The Goose Cannons have taken on a side job in an effort to garrison more power for the war effort. Will The Goose Cannons be able to find the mysterious, powerful former owner of the artifact? Will Kaarle continue to go further down his dark, necromantic path? How will The Goose Cannons survive venturing into the Devil's Feast when so many have already fallen? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have arrived in Vidim with the hopes of more than just a family reunion for Kaarle. They're on the hunt for the Obsidian Omega artifact and it is close! Will Karrle be able to find this powerful artifact? What crimes will Syph have to commit to acquire it? How will Bastion screw it all up? Find out now!

We join our heroes after an adorable sleepover in which things definitely didn't get spooky at all. For sure no wizards were having dark, haunting dreams. No sir. It was just a totally chill night for three best buds. What will our heroes have for breakfast? Will there be muffins? Will there be coffee? Is Kaarle embracing a dark side of himself that will eventually lead to his doom? Find out now!

After clearing their names and letting the powers that be know that a Jotun Giant invasion was mere months away our heroes start to prep Bjeornheim for war. We rejoin our heroes moments before a barroom brawl breaks out. Will our heroes be thrown in jail again after Syph commits several more murders? Will Bastion be able to find a peaceful solution? Will Kaarle ever get his very, very evil book back? Find out now!

After our heroes' fateful encounter with the nefarious Michael Axesmall they find themselves in jail. Syph, ever the rapscallion, has already begun his daring escape. We join Syph now in medias res... Will Syph make it to freedom? Or will he be apprehended by the friendly, but ferocious, bearfolk guards? Find out now!

It has all come to this, a showdown with the big bad evil guy, Michael Axesmall. How will they handle their most ferocious foe yet? Will Kaarle carry out his usual intestine-based-attack-magic? Will Syph stab where the sun don't shine? Will Bastion just start bashing? Or will our heroes fall to this tiny, but mighty foe? Find out now!

Our adventurers survived their underwater expedition and now get to see what they risked their lives to aquire. Will it be gold? Jewels? Magic Items? Just some waterlogged garbage? After that, it is full steam ahead to Bjeornheim and a date with the big bad himself, Michael Axesmall. Will they make it to Bjeornheim? Will they be able to track down the evil Axesmall? What's in the box!? Find out now!

With Ludwig defrosted our heroes must plan their next moves, fulfill their promise to Solveig, and make some hard decisions about their future together after returning to Bjeornheim. Will they continue to adventure together after Bjeornheim? Or is this the last ride of the newly acquired ship? Find out now!

The group has been holding their own against Grotur, The Cold and his underlings, but how will they fair with incoming ballista fire from the sea? Even if they survive this surprise assault they still have yet to find a way to un-curse Ludwig. Will Syph be smashed? Will Bastion be bashed? Will Kaarle be kaput? Find out now! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/adventurepublicradio/ Twitter https://twitter.com/APRPod

After finally tracking down Ludwig our adventurers find him incapacitated by a powerful curse that is slowly turning him into a block of ice. To get his help they must break this terrible spell. After gathering some allies, two berzerkers from Jomsborg and a tough trollkin called Slovieg, the party sets off to find the two-headed giant known as Grotur The Cold to settle the score.   Will our adventures be able to find Grotur? Will they be strong enough to take on a giant? How will they get him to un-curse Lugwig? Tune in to find out!   Instagram https://www.instagram.com/adventurepublicradio/ Twitter https://twitter.com/APRPod

Having proved themselves in the Holmgang the group is allowed entry to the berserker camps. Things will be tense, but with the possibility of meeting Ludwig, it is worth the risk. Will they finally meet the living legend? Will he be willing to help take back Bjeornheim? Is Syph going to be bitter about getting his ass kicked? Find out now! Social Media: Instagram https://www.instagram.com/adventurepublicradio/ Twitter https://twitter.com/APRPod

This week on APR the boys finally make it to the Isle of Berserkers, the last known whereabouts of Ludwig. Before they even set their feet on the shores they find out that the isle is known to be unwelcoming to any non-humans. How will our furry and feathery friends handle this new world? Tune in to find out!   Instagram https://www.instagram.com/adventurepublicradio/ Twitter https://twitter.com/APRPod

Syph is a piece of trash and an idiot and apparently really, really bad at being a thief, but boy is he great at taking advantage and swindling old people that quite possibly are suffering from severe dementia. Hey, no one said he was a good guy.  In this episode of APR, we learn that crime pays even if you suck at it.     Instagram https://www.instagram.com/adventurepublicradio/ Twitter https://twitter.com/APRPod

The Dark Lord is here or so says his minion, over and over and over again but can we really trust in someone who has such unfortunate taste in tattoos? In this episode of APR, we learn that there are grand and dark machinations at work in the world of Midgard and our heroes are smack dab in the middle of it. Darn, peril is so boring.     Instagram https://www.instagram.com/adventurepublicradio/ Twitter https://twitter.com/APRPod

In this episode of 'Not-So-Hot Kaarle', Kaarle gets out wizarded by a globetrotting fancy man named Caspian in a no-holds-barred, below deck, swashbuckling brawl that would give any self-respecting pirate many good jollies. Fortunately, Bastion and Syph are around to pick up the slack. Arg!   Instagram https://www.instagram.com/adventurepublicradio/ Twitter https://twitter.com/APRPod

This week on APR, the boys start their new careers as private investigators and try to crack the case of The Lifted Lute. Roadblocks and red herrings aplenty as they narrow in on the culprit. Also, we are introduced to possibly the most annoying and frustrating NPC ever created. Do yourselves a favor and just skip ahead a few minutes when you get to Ol' Squntin' Quentin, you'll thank us later!

Get ready for the most gripping episode of APR yet, after slaying a werewolf in truly disgusting fashion the boys spend the whole episode taking baths and haggling over the prices of wine and cheese. For fans of Pawn stars, good deals, and those with nothing better do with their lives expect audio gold. You're Welcome!