ASSVILLE is a CHEEK-CLAPPING, PEACH-DROPPING, Rate & Review podcast where comedians Shain Brenden and Seth Allen cover topics ranging from Pop Culture to Food, Relationships to Sports, and anything in between! Wanna become a citizen of Assville? Subscribe to ASSVILLE wherever you get your podcast! Follow on Twitter and Instagram @assvillepod Got a suggestion for us to Clap? assvillepod@gmail.com Follow Shain on Twitter/IG @shainbrenden Follow Seth on Twitter: @sethbawl Instagram: @sethhaha
The ASSVILLE podcast has quickly become my go-to North Portland-based Itaewon Class discussion podcast. Initially facing tough competition, the hosts fought their way through struggle just like Park Sae ro-yi. The anticipation of their opinion on Season 2 is practically unbearable. Despite the misleading title that may suggest a porn show or Barstool spin-off, this podcast is far from it. These guys are hands down the funniest thing I've come across in a long time. From obscure hip-hop references to local Portland shout-outs and late-night 7-11 stories, they never fail to keep me entertained. Their witty banter extends beyond these topics as they fearlessly make fun of white people in a genuinely humorous way. The comedic chemistry between the hosts is simply great.
One of the best aspects of The ASSVILLE podcast is its ability to fulfill the category of two friends engaging in conversation. It's like being in the room with them, laughing along as if you're part of their inner circle. They effortlessly create an inviting atmosphere that makes it easy to sit back and enjoy their hilarious musings on life and all things Assville. Additionally, their insights into the land of Assville provide a unique perspective that is both entertaining and captivating.
However, one potential downside to this podcast could be its limited appeal to those who are not familiar with North Portland or Itaewon Class. While fans of Itaewon Class will undoubtedly appreciate the discussions surrounding the show, it may not resonate as strongly with listeners who haven't watched it or have no interest in Korean dramas. Additionally, some listeners might find certain topics or humor choices offensive or insensitive, particularly when making fun of specific racial groups.
In conclusion, The ASSVILLE podcast delivers an exceptional listening experience for fans of Itaewon Class and those seeking genuine laughter and entertainment. Its relatability feels like reconnecting with old friends while immersing oneself in the world of Assville. Although it might not cater to a wide audience or suit everyone's tastes, those who are willing to give it a chance will likely find themselves pleasantly surprised. As someone who resides in Vancouver, I eagerly await the opportunity to attend their show once COVID restrictions subside. Kudos to the hosts for creating a podcast that brings joy and laughter to its listeners while invoking a sense of nostalgia and connection.
Seth refuses to take his shirt off under any circumstances. Shain gets double whammied in a bad way. New boner clap in the patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen
Shain is just a single father with two dogs trying to make it work who falls in love with the local weather woman until his wife calls. Seth goes on some spiritual/physical journeys to mysterious places and around the neighborhood. The mayors submit a patent for an app that lets you look up hot people from commercials. Shout out to the Patreon! patreon.com/thewashedmen
The mayors have an eventful day at the St. John's parade. Seth loves The Accountant 2. New drops! Patreon! http://patreon.com/thewashedmen
GREAT EP! Shain gets a much needed dub after Seth ignored his cries for help. Seth can't stop twitching or setting trends. Shain gets too deep into country music. A drunk man joins the party. Yelawolf forever. Hellboy$z forever. Burgers forever. SPICY BONER CLAP ON THE PATREON (AND VIDEO!): https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen
Seth gets his pinewood derby car dreams crushed by a Clapper. Tom Hardy's new movie is so bad it breaks Shain's brain. VIDEO ERA?!?
Lifes a bag, grab it. The Mayors are tired and talk about sleep a lot. Very washed. Shelly buys a gun.
Shain has a sober-wild week in DC and Seth shows out in front of NBA scouts. Both get complimented/insulted by audience members after shows.
Seth has a cold and Shain has a baby so enjoy this classic from way back in 2021 (our prime), when Seth crashed a cool kids house party and embarassed Shain, then the mayors had an eventful road gig that was too far away to be worth it. Wagon Wheel Forever.
Shain sees an airport fight and meets a celebrity peer in Albuquerque, Seth has Chet Hanks related theory.
Shain gets busted DMing Seth sexy farmer content. Boner Clap in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Come to Jokes & Thangs March 29th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032437779
Seth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs 3/29/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032437779 Boner Clap in the Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Shain blows up the Space Needle.
SETH AND SHAINS JOKES & THANGS MARCH 29TH: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1254032808889 Seth walks eight miles, drinks too much, eats two frozen burritos, does two shows, and abandons Shain mid-pod. The vagina mobile pulls up. Then it gets weird.
Chet Hanks is the best thing about a show. Seth finally gets an expert to count his moles and has a big thick bone to pick with Shain. Shain becomes an outcast at a group dinner. Boner Clap and discount to the March Jokes & Thangs in patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen
It's not a bandage it's a medicated heat pad! Shain injures himself at a Deftones concert. Seth gets the Waterworld treatment in Hood River. Hot boner clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen
Do you dry your feet before you get out of the shower? Night pod! Shain has a stern message for the youth, Seth watches The Gorge and learns something important.
Shain and Seth have very different Super Bowl experiences and a classic weekend of local comedy filled with drunk rowdy whites of all ages, making out, and one big bomb for the road. We're back baby!
Enemy of the pod Jake Silberman (@thecomedianjake) joins to talk about his lavish NYC living situation and how all his friends are making it in comedy. DON'T MISS JOKES & THANGS 2/22! 50% OFF FOR PATREON SUBSCRIBERS WE LOVE YOU: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1222999577659
Shain is off celebrating his birthday so pod villain Nariko Ott (What's More Metal Podcast, @nariko_ott) joins Seth to talk about roasting Seth on the last Jokes & Thangs and other very positive things.
The Mayors go on TV, Seth makes an instagram mistake again, and it's Shain's birthday! Boner Clap on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen Come to Jokes & Thangs 1/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599
Shain performs for a Boomers only singles meetup group in Colorado and Seth has nothing. Don't miss Jokes & Thangs 1/25/25! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599 Patreon members get half of Thangs tix! https://patreon.com/thewashedmen
LATE NIGHT POD IS DIFFERENT. Seth gets the worst possible intel on Hot Seth and is devastated by Nosferatu. Shain takes his time to get around to lasagna. Don't miss Shain's Birthday Edition of Jokes & Thangs January 25th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1127814857599
HOT EP! Surprise guest DUANE joins the pod, the sex bot saga from Jokes & Thangs continues, and new years resolutions are set.
Hairless bears, Gresham comedy, and sweet sweet doob tubin. Seth and Shain's Jokes & Thangs DECEMBER 28 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1106764505429
NEW SHOW ALERT! SETH AND SHAIN'S JOKES & THANGS DECEMBER 28. Tickets here, FIFTY PERCENT OFF discount code in the patreon: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/seth-and-shains-jokes-and-thangs-tickets-1106764505429 https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen
CHICKEN MEAT IN THE POT! We go back to Thanksgiving, 2021 to talk about wild turkeys and foot fetish DMs. Truly nothing has changed. Enjoy!
BIG HOT EP: Shain and Seth do a show in Ridgefield, Washington and a local just has to yell out the n-word. Then Seth accidentally sees a Christian movie and converts.
Shain is DOWN BAD after another Dawgs loss, Seth is DOWN BAD after a big bomb in the Couve, and they realize both were their own fault. Then Seth sees an armed man choke a guy. Come on out and see Shain and Seth in Ridgefield this weekend baby!!!
Shain hosts an election party that goes how you might expect. Seth brings cowboy Riff Raff to the pod. Go to hell Big Kahuna sunglasses!
Seth has a bone to pick with Shain and the washed men uncover a major weakness in our national security at Ace Hardware. Then Shain is forced to deal with a hot horned up Halloween audience. Fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/thewashedmen
Go Dawgs! Shain deep dives into Seth's past and Jazz Guitar. HOT boner ep on the patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/thewashedmen
A pretty emo ep about quitting comedy. Boner Clap on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/thewashedmen
Shain battles teens on local TV, Seth battles diarrhea while abroad. Stop jelqing and buy Shain's album Either Way, Pretty Funny: https://shainbrenden.bandcamp.com/album/either-way-pretty-funny
Feel the rain on your skin! Enjoy this classic episode from Sept 2021! We will be back next week with a brand new episode! In the meantime get Shain's debut album "Either Way, Pretty Funny" right here! https://www.blondemedicine.com/bm134-either-way-pretty-funny
Shain goes on a comedy golf trip and ends up at the club. Seth realizes he has a major branding problem and tells the grossest joke of his life. BUY SHAIN'S ALBUM "EITHER WAY PRETTY FUNNY" https://music.apple.com/us/artist/shain-brenden/1503603424
Release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin! Shain tries to grind, Seth injures himself playing disc golf.
Shain's mind is a washed haunted house and Seth thinks Jamie Kennedy deserves more respect. Buy Shain's album or his son won't eat: https://music.apple.com/us/album/either-way-pretty-funny/1762454603
Seth has train drama and then is put in his place at Bumbershoot, Shain regrets buying a blue check.
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain and Seth go to Seattle. Seth does a house show, Shain is tired of a famous comedian's opener. Well that's a surprise. Patreon! https://www.instagram.com/assvillepod
CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors debut hot new drops and one of them sends Shain into a dark spiral he can never return from. Shouts to Bumberpoop 2024, Jin the MC, and Blade: The Series.
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Who washes the washedmen? Come see Shain and Seth in Seattle on 8/24 to find out! Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain gets sick in Sacramento and Seth discovers a secret glizzy menu. Shelly drops in hot after returning from [REDACTED].
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain returns from golfing with the wealthy whites of Santa Barbara and Seth helps the black youth save some goats.
CLAPPERS REJOICE! The hilarious Nariko Ott (What's More Metal pod, @nariko_ott) fills in while Shain is on vacay to talk with Seth about Sex Club Comedy, regular degular unhinged open mic behavior, condiment cops, and roast jokes.
CLAPPERS REJOICE! See Shain & Seth in Seattle 8/24 please! Now enjoy the Mayors freestyling over bro-country beats. Boner Clap on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain bounces back from his injury (assault?) and Seth runs into surprise challenges emceeing a country music festival. And a fresh Bone to Clap in the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain is injured so Shelly steps in to explain why the pod will never be successful.
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain loves Sean Paul's Tiny Desk and Seth should have been a tugboat captain. And a fresh Boner Clap on the Patreon: https://patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Recorded in the green room at Helium in Portland, the Mayors rate some fresh roast jokes about Seth, fried glizzy foreskin snacks, Cam'ron's Ant Edwards diss, and pivoting to a life of being jacked bank robbers who live in the woods.
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Mayors could not record this week (Shain in hiding after committing a heinous crime) so enjoy this throwback ep from March 2021 where Shain and Seth reveal the ultimate ASSVILLE R&B playlist. Clappers love theme eps and we almost never do them because we are in our own way. Enjoy!
CLAPPERS REJOICE! Shain can't remember a man's name, Seth ad libs become mad libs. Patreon! Hot Long Bone! https://www.patreon.com/assville
CLAPPERS REJOICE! The Mayors could not record this week so we're dipping into those hot boner claps from patreon including the original never heard in public Seth Gets Busted Confession, deep inside comedy goss, and Shain getting inspired by discovering Cam'ron has IBS (and made a song about it.). More things like this but unredacted on the patreon! https://www.patreon.com/assville
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