Buns and Roses

Renae and Jeremiah continue to fall in love with Zach and fall into great "like" with his women from the Bachelor. Marvel as our racoon-like host puts her marriage in jeopardy by trying to show her husband's body hair off to the other host. We celebrate the return of the syphilis hot tub, booby tape, and dinosaur bones. Join us!

Renae and Jeremiah are back at it with the most blue episode ever released. Zach starts to grow on us as he kisses every woman in sight. We touch on controversial showering techniques, community beef, and Nickelback apologists. Pigeon! Seagull!

Renae and Jeremiah find the will to return from the grave to cover one of the least exciting leading men ever! Renae battles to keep the fashion corner relevant as a newly-minted "Marketeur" while Jeremiah talks about Boob-A-Boo dresses and getting plumpies.

Renae, Melissa, and Jeremiah celebrate the year's end with the Michelle Young Bachelorette finale. Jeremiah goes through puberty, we chat about a 6'8" Adonis of a man, and Renae decides that one Fashion Corner is not enough. Melissa spits some breaking news, a soundman gets lost in the surf, and we marvel at Bert's eyebrows in this, the last hurrah of 2021.

Melissa, Jeremiah, and Renae giggle through the penultimate episode of Michelle's Bachelorette season right before Christmas vacation hits. We find out about what a 90 minute massage does to a human brain, discuss the acting careers of former contestants, and compare the dingle sizes of Hannah's exes. Melissa forgets what a compliment is, and the gang explains all the various forms of baby math.

Jeremiah and Renae struggle through the obscene mediocrity that is the "Men Tell All" episode of Michelle's Bachelorette season. Renae maintains her dislike for Rodney while Jeremiah complains endlessly about his even greater hate for the sophomoric efforts of the production team in finding scandal and heart break where there is nothing but cold pizza and hard-to-define apples.

Renae and Jeremiah do a world-record-pace recap of episode 6 of Michelle Young's Bachelorette season before nose-diving into episode 7 and all it's glory. Renae gains a new nickname while scheming to upset the online Lutheran community with memes. The duo play a game of MFK and discuss volume levels, while Jeremiah becomes the most embarrassed he has ever been on the show.

Renae and Jeremiah finish up a classic apple taste test before scouring every inch of episode 5 of Michelle's Bachelorette season. We discuss anteaters, Taylor Swift and her application to bachelor nation, and we are blessed to hear Renae's Viking war cry. We explore state slogans, the difference between centaurs and minotaurs, and enjoy that refreshing moment when Renae is proven wrong. Be sure to check out the outro song "Meet Me Halfway" by fellow pod listener and current leader of the fantasy Bachelorette league, Elison (aka Marissa). Find it on Spotify, Bandcamp, and wherever else you stream music!

Melissa, Jeremiah, Renae & Barbie dig into another glorious episode of the Bachelorette. We speak on spinning croissants, our new OnlyFeet account, and learn more about identical twins than is preferred. We enjoy crunch treats from Barbie's Bitchin' Bag of Snacks, get probed, and talk in length about above the neck accessories.

Renae and Jeremiah jaw over the 3rd episode of Michelle's Bachelorette season. Jeremiah tests a theory on Renae's ability to make gun sounds while taking a pass at her husband. Renae hits the claw again as we prep for the great apple taste test. All this while confirming that pizza is lasagna and poem books can, in fact, be upper-decked.

Renae and Jeremiah shuffle through episode 2 of Michelle Young's Bachelorette season. We get a surprise Cameo experience from a Bachelor alum, learn about the difference in chemistry equipment, and consider where the shoulder ends and the neck begins. Jeremiah makes the case for hot dogs being sandwiches, while Renae consults the masses on the correct temperature of White Claws. Be sure to check out the outro song - Calvero on Spotify or wherever you get your music!

Renae and Jeremiah welcome in the newest Bachelorette: Michelle Young with her introductory episode! We get to meet all the fine suitors - and those other guys. We talk about our favorite Sean Connery films, the proper amount of balls, Rated R, Double D, and our hopes and dreams for this season!

Jeremiah, Melissa, Renae and Barbie celebrate the season's end of Bachelor in Paradise the only way they know how: drowning in White Claws. Come see off the best part of the summer with the gang as they learn all about the openings of the body, whipped cream love, Renae's obsession with toe sucking, hug methodology and the time when Jeremiah loses his cool.

Renae, Melissa, and Jeremiah cover the penultimate Bachelor in Paradise episode in all its messy glory. We hit the hot goss on sneaky Ivan, pheromones, and churro/snake massages. We learn about hot tub humping, and a new adult-only podcast based on the Harry Potter universe. Stick around for the infamous Chicken Nugget Challenge!

Renae, Melissa, and Jeremiah get the band back together to dive headfirst into another Bachelor in Paradise episode. We learn about Lil' Jon's Roundup, life bonds in different cultures, and uses for tortillas. The secret romance of Joan and Paulie comes to light and a chicken nugget bet for the ages is made.

Renae, Jeremiah, and special guest Barbie get lit in the latest installment of Bachelor in Paradise. We talk heavily about eff boys, whipped cream, and Tia's china pot/dancing vijay. Barbie talks about life before the war, wine sponges, undertanks, and meat chubs. Jeremiah tries to right the ship as the ladies find the mother load of White Claws.

Renae and Jeremiah continue with the dumpster fire on the beach as the buck-wild week of Bachelor in Paradise blazes on. Titus makes his debut as the new host which prompts Renae's Tight Ass Merchandise line. Jeremiah learns about capsule collections, Jeremiah shares memories of prom, and Renae talks about the 1/3 of her sorority that she can speak of, without fear of retaliation.

Renae and Jeremiah get the pleasure of kicking off the craziest week in Bachelor in Paradise history with a special guest introduction. We talk about the newest Bachelorette promo, Renae's Party Nails, and sweaty cheese & warm lunch meat. Jeremiah unveils the Rule of Sixes and a "little rummy" Renae considers why Becca would roofie a drink. Stay with us as we drink up to the penultimate summer wine series!

Renae, Jeremiah, and special guest Kendall trudge through another pile of beach trash with Bachelor in Paradise! We learn about Renae's leopard print thong, tree trunk tattoos, and naked volleyball. Will Joe's love affair be squashed with the arrival of an ex? Will Noah and Abigail be able to navigate their slow burning love?

Renae, Melissa, Jeremiah and visiting guest Kendall recap another dumpster fire episode of Bachelor in Paradise. We begrudgingly discuss Smoke Bros, Oriental Trading Company toyboxes, and flavored glue sticks. Jeremiah learns what a décolletage is, Renae makes up acronyms such as DTR, and we discover Jeremiah's predilection to sitting down while he pees. Join us!

Renae, Melissa, and Jeremiah finish the week off strong with episode 3 of Bachelor in Paradise. Melissa drops some serious spoilers about who the next Bachelor may be, and Jeremiah proclaims his strange bachelor pick. We talk about stinky footed co-workers, Golden Oreos, crotch-watching, and Jeremiah decides to wear a dress. Special cameo by Patrick!

Renae, Melissa, and Jeremiah recount all the madness of Episode 2 of Bachelor in Paradise. We learn about Jeremiah's new weed whacker, $100 backpacks, Dog Wine, the cream of an Oreo, and drunk eyebrows. Stay with us to find out if Jeremiah will indeed be pooping in his neighbor's yard! One of two episodes this week!

Jeremiah, Melissa, and Renae put on their no-show socks and slippers and head to the beach for the first episode of Bachelor In Paradise, Season 7!! We learn about beauty tips that also cure gastro issues, datable uncles, and proper gym attire to woo your suitors. We dig into all the contestants, hit the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly in Renae's fashion corner, and nearly get spoiler'd by Melissa.

Renae and Jeremiah take down the massive 3 hour finale of Katie's Bachelorette season with the utmost care. The gang proposes a drinking game for the podcast whilst continuing on the summer wine tastings. Renae reveals her love for a blush moment and wet t-shirt contests, while Jeremiah offers himself up as the chubby friend. We rejoice in the return of the syphilis hot tub, celebrate the Zobra fashion corner, and learn of Jeremiah's magical ability to make diamonds.

Melissa, Jeremiah and Renae gab endlessly about Episode 9 of Katie's Bachelorette season. The summer wine series continues, and so does the madness. The crew discusses third-quarter sleeves, thick leather pants, and orifice piercings. The age-old battle of blue cheese vs. ranch continues on, and the gang learns of Renae's storied past as a gorilla mascot. Melissa slides into Michael A's DMs, and Greg gets dragged by two little girls in the penultimate episode!

Jeremiah, Melissa, and Renae are forced to watch Episode 8 of Katie's Bachelorette season - including the Men Tell All! The summer wine tasting continues with everyone's favorite grape: the Rubicone. We have another battle of the phobias, while Melissa struggles to not uncover spoilers or fall asleep. Renae sports a new hairstyle and Melissa tries to become pen pals with Michael A.

Renae, Melissa and Jeremiah drink their way through Episode 7 of Katie's Bachelorette season. Renae fights through technical issues from the woods of Oregon and reveals yet another suspicious phobia. Melissa explores her artistic side while Jeremiah tries to explain his way out of truesize.com. The girls shame Jeremiah for his dirty habits, including his obsession with Post-It notes.

Jeremiah and Renae brave the harsh wilderness to talk about episode 6 of Katie's Bachelorette season. The summer wine tasting continues with Renae going rogue, drinking S'mores in a can. Jeremiah reminisces about his high school clothing stylings, while Renae continues to argue about leggings vs. tights. We explore a rare phobia about neck kisses, one-eyed drag queens, and a former Bachelorette contestant's criminal record. Also, applications for next season's fantasy league are open!

Jeremiah, Melissa and Renae are back at it with episode 5 of Katie's Bachelorette season. The summer wine tasting continues as Jeremiah quickly is reminded that he is the only person who gets 1980's references. We get deep into volleyball position trivia, assless singlets and marvel at Melissa's math skills, all while learning about Renae's chapstick obsession. Featuring the rare cameo by Patrick and his hot takes!

Jeremiah, Melissa and Renae celebrate the 4th episode of Katie's Bachelorette season the only way they know how: with a blind bag wine tasting. Relishing in the oaky afterbirth flavors, the crew marvels at their first string of emails, Jeremiah crosses the Yiddish language barrier, and Renae reveals her suspicious marching band past. The girls try to sneak into Jeremiah's old LiveJournal account while he develops a new catch phrase. A-one, Two, A-rippity-doo, Let's go on this love journey together!

Renae and Jeremiah get our hankies out for Katie's heavy third episode of the Bachelorette. Renae takes up the mantel of the Pink Leopard while Jeremiah pimps out his TikTok account and talks down about Juan Pablo's. Jeremiah mispronounces "US Weekly" about 20 times and reveals through a revelation that he doesn't listen to Renae. Come feel impuissant with the gang on this journey of love!

Renae, Jeremiah and Melissa hit the ground running with episode 2 of Katie's Bachelorette season. Melissa stays focused the entire time while Jeremiah falls deep into a state of self-deprecation for continually using the word "vibes". The gang covers Spanx-gate and we all roll our collective eyes at the impending continuation of the Crazy Karl storyline.

Renae and Jeremiah pick it back up with the newest Bachelorette on the scene: Katie! Nothing but good vibes here as the duo wades through the sea of dudes that want a piece of our newest heartthrob. We find out that Renae really doesn't care about fashion and that neither of them know who Macklemore is.

Renae, Melissa and Jeremiah mull over Episode 07 of Matt James' Bachelor season. We learn about Renae's irrational Trader Joe's envy, we recognize a new fan of the week, and Jeremiah tries to stand up for minivans. In a turn of events, the women turn into old ladies and start to crave Werther's Originals and ribbon candy.

Renae, Melissa and Jeremiah set sail on the 6th night of Matt James' Bachelor journey. The gang attempts to woo Costco into sponsorship with more unsolicited advertising, Jeremiah verbally berates a potential fan of the week, and the girls give their thoughts on cactus-sized thingys. The show goes well off the rails as Jeremiah impresses his wife with Star Wars knowledge all while confessing his love to bowling.

Renae and Jeremiah work through the mess of emotions that is the Matt James Bachelor season, episode 5. We discover the superiority of seasonal Reese's candies, while Jeremiah takes a stand against all desserts and Renae finally admits she's wrong for once. All the important details of the Chuck E. Cheese murder maze is uncovered, Thumbgate 2021 is heralded, and the hosts hold back their digested dinners with the thought of the inevitable Senior Bachelor season.

Renae, Jeremiah and Melissa blab about episode 4 of Matt James' Bachelor season. Renae has the audacity to create an acronym for her Fashion Corners while learning the difference between adult toys. Chris Harrison is dubbed a new nickname, Jeremiah contemplates a pair of luscious boobies, and Renae details her crazy honeymoon experience in Puerto Vallarta.

Renae, Jeremiah and Melissa keep this shame train rolling with another episode of the Matt James Bachelor season. Renae comes to grips with her inability to pronounce names, Melissa dares to interrupt a Fashion Corner, and the crew's Fantasy Bachelor scores are revealed for week 3.

Renae and Jeremiah tread further into Matt James' Bachelor season, peeling back the layers of Episode 3. Renae shares her newest segment: Renae's stats corner while managing to insult Jeremiah and his gamer hair. Matt James is called out as the worst kisser in franchise history, Franco Lacosta is called out as a fake photographer and possible Arnold Schwarzenegger doppelgänger. And we recognize our fan of the week: Kendra!!

Renae, Jeremiah and Melissa latch on to what may possibly be the most dramatic season of the Bachelor ever with the newest contestant: Matt James! Revel in stories of poop hammocks, sparkly vibrators, the gang's top 3 foods, and that old favorite: friend eggs. The drama will have you hanging on pins and needles! (?!)

Renae, Jeremiah and Melissa discuss the Bachelorette season finale! While Tayshia finds the love of her dreams, Jeremiah finds out that he doesn't understand dresses, learns what a Dickie is, and that Tayshia's dad is Chris Harrison and therefore Santa Claus, which puts a rift into the space-time continuum. Come celebrate love with the gang!

Renae, Jeremiah and Melissa cover the surreal COVID-inspired "Hometown" dates on Tayshia's Bachelorette season. We dive deep into Botox Veins and Boob Sweat, restaurant recommendations in Southeastern Washington state, and discover Chris Harrison's nefarious plan to murder Tim Allen to become Santa Claus.

Renae, Melissa and Jeremiah are finally 100% Clare-free and enjoy the new Tayshia version of the Bachelorette. Jeremiah makes a plea with the old producers of the show while Melissa schemes up a Jazzercise plan. We find out the difference between Unitards and Leotards, pretzel-flavored butter, the reach of Kim Chi, and how to strip laundry. Oh, we also talk about the Bachelorette. GET INTO IT!

Jeremiah, Melissa and Renae dig into episodes 4 and 5 of the Bachelorette, celebrating the demise of the Clare season and the phoenix-like rebirth of the Tayshia season. Renae explains what "Rowing the Boat" is to a prude Jeremiah, while Melissa defies all geometric laws with the Front-Center-of-the-Bottom designation. Celebrate Pride Bologna month with us as we find love with Tayshia!

Renae, Jeremiah and Melissa Mouse discuss the third night of Bachelorette Hell with Clare. Renae tries her chops as a Donald Duck rapper, Jeremiah does an ab workout due to dry heaving, and we collectively celebrate the impending removal of Clare as the bachelorette.

Jeremiah, Melissa and Renae roast marshmallows on the dumpster fire Bachelorette season that is Clare. The first two episodes are recapped as we lament over instant Dale love, discover what jock straps are, and make history by completing an edit before the next episode airs. Pull up a chair, and grab your s'mores fixin's!

It's been a minute, so Renae, Jeremiah and Melissa decide to cover one of the most controversial seasons ever with Bachelor sensation - Jason Mesnick! Renae considers the options for a seltzer keg while the whole gang fights off the sleepies and a desire to take this train completely off the rails. It's another Best Episode Ever extravaganza!!

Renae, Jeremiah and Melissa gab about Ali's season of the Bachelorette in the most musically-forward episode to date. The crew laments about Frank's premature departure, Rated R's off-road adventures, and a bag that was filled to the brim with a particularly risque form of tubed meat.

Renae, Jeremiah and Melissa get down with TWO seasons of the Sexiest Bachelor Ever: Brad Womack. The gang slices and dices the love sagas of a man who could not be tamed, whilst exhibiting only the classiest level of high-brow humor. Will Melissa make it to the end awake?

Renae, Melissa and Jeremiah dish on the O.G. Bachelor and Bachelorette with an eye-opening Alex Michel and Trista double-header. The gang digs deep into dress codes in the household and the age-old question that has stumped all of the great philosophers: can a 4-year old be a capable designated driver?

Melissa, Jeremiah, and Renae recap the recap that Zoom ate in one of the most in-depth and heartfelt synopses ever. Grab a cozy blanket, a hot toddy, and clear your calendars. You're going to need some time to take in all this content from the Jo Jo season of the Bachelorette.