Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain

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Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks. Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that make him want to stay at home. Together with fell…

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    • Dec 11, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 26m AVG DURATION
    • 33 EPISODES


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    PRESENTS — Finding Drago

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2018 2:23


    An all new investigative comedy podcast. Comedian Alexei Toliopoulos asks why the hell would anyone write an entire novel about the bad guy from Rocky IV? His best friend and fellow comedian Cameron James asks why the hell does Alexei care?

    INTRODUCING — The Alice Fraser Trilogy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2018 1:06


    While Nazeem reluctantly resumes his travels, and you're looking for a new podcast, check out this new stand-up special from Alice Fraser.

    Waleed Aly, Dane Baptiste, Abroad

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 29:16


    Waleed Aly and Dane Baptiste from the UK help Naz bid farewell to season 3 with tales of being overseas.

    Loyiso Gola, Craig Quartermaine, Where you from?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 31:21


    Des Bishop, Nina Oyama, Foreign Language

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2018 31:21


    This week it's all about learning Mandarin, Japanese and Tamil. Because sign language and shouting can only get you so far.

    Mark Watson, Danielle Walker, Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2018 34:43


    What do you get when you cross gang warfare, dog boarding kennels and riding camels in Morocco? An episode all about danger abroad, that's what!

    Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2018 32:37


    This episode is siiiiick, literally, we've got broken legs, plane seat seizures and emergency dental works. Three good reasons never to travel.

    Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2018 35:10


    This episode is all about mental health, flying grief-inducing long distance, learning to live with your anxiety and joining the Illuminati.

    Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 32:17


    Hard questions are asked like: How to get to sleep on planes, what really goes on in rock star tour buses and what to do if you're woken up by a sniffer dog.

    Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 33:22


    Nothing says 'relax' more than being in a new, confined space in a foreign country with the people who love you no matter what. Right?!

    Andy Zaltzman, Claire Hooper, Children

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2018 32:13


    A guide to travelling with young kids, the 'glamour' of being a sports blogger and how to deliver your own child.

    Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2018 32:02


    We are back! For the third series! Matt Okine! The perils of Air BNB profiles! Ari Eldjarn! Working on a plane! Travel STILL sucks!

    Cal Wilson and Dashan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2017 27:42


    Last ep for now! Austrians called Adolph! Arguments in Polish campsites! By numbers one of the biggest comedians in the world!

    Sam Pang and Susie Youssef

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2017 34:34


    Sipping garlic coke, starting fights in the UAE and leaving friends behind on European coach trips.

    Karl Chandler and Casey Donovan

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2017 29:30


    The 2017 winner of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Why business class sucks! One half of the Little Dum Dum Club! Thailand!

    Myf Warhurst and Steve Price

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2017 24:45


    Why right wing shock jock Steve Price slept in a drug dealer’s bed and why Eurovision presenter Myf Warhurst is careful with booze on flights.

    Joel Creasy and Rose Matafeo

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2017 28:06


    Joel Creasy recounts the time he was chased out a town and Rose Matafeo chats about the museum of death in Thailand.

    Julia Morris and Stuart Goldsmith

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2017 30:54


    The host of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and the presenter of The Comedians' Comedian podcast tell Naz their bad travel stories.

    Romesh Ranganathan and Nath Valvo

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2017 28:30


    Phill Jupitus and Alice Fraser

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2017 29:06


    Childhood tellings-off by the Burmese junta, the road of Death in Bolivia, what wrestlers eat when they fly and Isaac Newton’s actual tree all feature in some way in this episode.

    Dane Swan and DeAnne Smith

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2017 25:00


    INTRODUCING — Series two of Burn Your Passport

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2017 1:06


    The anti-travel podcast with Nazeem Hussain returns soon with jungle buddies Dane Swan, Casey Donovan, Julia Morris and Steve Price as well as UK stand up legend Phill Jupitus and US science guy Bill Nye.

    The Veronicas' tour bus horror

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2016


    Brisbane music duo The Veronicas relive moonwalking into a bus toilet that locked behind them. US comedian Alex Edelman defends New York and romantic meals at McDonalds. Ivan Aristeguieta sticks the boot into his homeland of Venezuela and former leader Hugo Chavez.

    Kidnapped in Bangkok and stares in Paris

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2016


    Greg Fleet on the worst holiday ever and Irish legend Jason Byrne reveals the Scottish hotel no better than a prison cell.

    Fear of stairs and theatre for folks stuck in queues

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2016


    Australian comedy legend Lehmo shares his terror of the second floor. Sara Pascoe on the weirdest parts of being a London tour guide.

    Hamish Blake eats spiders

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2016


    Andy Zaltzman and Meshel Laurie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2016


    Dodgy passports, haunted hotels, pushy hawkers and possibly the worst restaurant in the entire world.

    Too many Americans in America

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2016


    Ethnic smackdown and tears in Thailand

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2016


    Flatulent brothers, half-filled cocktails and the upside of dodging traffic jams in Egypt.

    Space Needles & Schling Le Ding

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2016


    David O’Doherty from Ireland and Becky Lucas from Brisbane stick the boot into travel, Nazeem’s sense of direction and airport Wi-Fi systems.

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