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Welcome to Destination: Passport! The improvised podcast where hosts Alex Nichols and Matt Bruggeman play Keith Berd and Damon Product, two travel agents who own and operate the fictional Berd Product Travel Agency. Each episode features a hilarious guest

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    • Nov 30, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 11m AVG DURATION
    • 54 EPISODES


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    Episode 50: The 50th Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2022 71:25


    Figures from Keith and Damon's past threaten to get revenge. Also, listener mail.

    Episode 49: Activist Aerialist (with Nicholle Harris)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022 80:53


    This week, Keith and Damon welcome Star (Nicholle Harris) to the agency. She's recently had a falling out with her circus family and really needs to get away, possibly because the "circus family" is actually a cult. "It's Keith and Damon Time!"

    Episode 48: Clizzing (with Cody Sanders)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 77:22


    This week's client is Terry Clothrobe (Cody Sanders), a successful professional karaoke singer with higher aspirations. Keith and Damon do not want to put him on the spot, but they DO want to send him on the vacation of a lifetime. Why? Because it's their dang jobs!

    Episode 47: Jennifer Adjacent Leigh (with Rach Angard)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 80:13


    This week, Keith and Damon meet Barbara Walters (Rach Angard), a toddler soccer coach who wants to get away from the toddler soccer grind and get into knitting. Can the travel fellas tailor the perfect vacation for her? Yes!

    Episode 46: Talllco Bell (with Phil Corridor)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2022 71:40


    Keith and Damon sit down with bakery/deli owner Mark Spliffson (Phil Corridor), who needs to get away due to some litigation concerning the name and branding of his bakery/deli. He's also reached his legal limit of children per continent, but would still like to do some impregnating. Time for Keith and Damon to send him on the vacation of his dreams!

    Episode 45: A Sensitive Hubby (with Jabari Keyes)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 80:40


    This week's client is Gregory Del Gowski (Jabari Keyes) a Warner Brothers security guard whose wife recently left him for both his doctor and his boss. He wants a human experience that could potentially allow him to enter his wife's new polyamorous relationship. Keith and Damon are on the case!

    Episode 44: Downpawsit (with John Patrick Coan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2022 87:39


    SEASON 3 PREMIERE! Keith and Damon are rested, relaxed, and ready to send more people on the vacations of their dreams. This week, they meet pet store owner Bryans Turtles (John Patrick Coan). Bryans needs to get away from the grind of running a business for a little while, but he definitely wants to come back and not die at any point during the vacation. Can Keith and Damon find a spot that both complies with his religion and accommodates his unique blood temperature? You simply must listen to find out!

    BONUS Mailbag #1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2022 22:51


    Keith and Damon take a few questions from listener. Also new season starts October 19, just FYI.

    Episode 43: Mailbag #1 (with Keith and Damon)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 68:51


    SEASON FINALE! Keith and Damon answer some listener questions before taking a well-deserved self-care break.

    Episode 42: Breast Milk and Funnel Cakes (with Josh Doolittle)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2022 71:05


    This week, Keith and Damon welcome Damon's former co-captor, muscleman and human lock Thurman Carr (Josh Doolittle), to the studio. He's never even heard of the word "vacation" because he spent his childhood as a famous musclebaby and has spent his adulthood as a muscular gig worker who wishes he could be a baby again. Time for Berd Product Travel Agency to stimulate this poor fella's life!

    Episode 41: Milky Milk (with Dan Burger)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 83:17


    Damon is out of the shed and the boys are back in the studio! This week, they meet Benny Plope (Dan Burger), the last milkman. He's been very busy driving around the country at delivering glasses of milk to his twenty remaining clients and he could really use a vacation. Berd Product Travel Agency: Activate!

    Keith and Damon: Live! from Tom's Shed/A Sioux Falls Panera

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 29:55


    Damon's still stuck in Tom's shed, but thankfully Keith was able to sneak him a laptop so they can record a quick ep. #GetDamonOutOfTheShed

    A Message from Keith

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 2:57


    See ya next week... hopefully!!!

    Episode 40: It's Bertucci's! (with Jonah Cooper)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 73:01


    Keith and Damon welcome this week's client Maybelline Newyork (Jonah Cooper), a back-of-house accountant at a family-oriented Italian fast casual restaurant. She wants to get away to a beach without too much sand, but WITH plenty of Ferris wheels and kissing. Berd Product Travel Agency is on the case!

    Episode 39: Mounds and Heaps (with Alissa Ahlberg)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2022 78:17


    This week, Keith and Damon meet Jeanette Neuchin (Alissa Ahlberg), a recent empty nester from Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Her normal husband, Tom, is gifting her a nice solo vacation. It's up to Keith and Damon to find a trip that offers both wholesome Christian fun and nudie dancing.

    Episode 38: Cladaclast (with Charles Mustaklem)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 80:00


    This week's client is Don Denke (Charles Mustaklem), a year-round fireworks store employee and extremely minor local celebrity. He wants to take his wife, Donna, and his two adopted army brats, J.J. and Julia, on a family vacation that ticks all of their respective boxes. Time for Keith and Damon to work their magic!

    Episode 37: 360 Nose Scope (with Duncan Young)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 76:30


    This week, Keith and Damon sit down with Doug Rifers (Duncan Young), a skateboarding-obsessed Best Buy employee who lives with elderly roommates who are technically his parents. Can our heroes find a vacation destination without any sunshine, people, loneliness, or skateboarding? Ya never know!

    Episode 36: Super Lucid (with AJ Campli)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 68:27


    This week's client is Steve Vpofsales (AJ Campli), a lawn mower from Brooklyn who specializes in large memorial lawns. He didn't realize he was entering a travel agency, but now that he's here, he's legally obligated to pay for a vacation. Can Keith and Damon help him take a break from his nine children and relax? Yes. Will they remember to check the input on the recording so that the audio sounds good? You'll have to listen to find out!!!

    A Message from Keith and Damon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 2:25


    See ya next week!

    Episode 35: Fine Showin' Warts (with Kyle Brown)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 80:29


    Keith and Damon meet Kyle Brown (Kyle Brown) who introduces them to Knuckles-36 (Kyle Brown), a SoundCloud rapper who's on the run from the feds. Can they help him get somewhere dark, cold, secret, and far away from the government? Or are things not quite as normal as they seem??

    Episode 34: Big Ben Laden (with Luke Null)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 79:35


    This week's client is P. Peter Peanut-Brittle (Luke Null), and he's a man on a mission. He's in love with his pen pal, Vivica, and he needs to get to Germany within 19 hours so he can stop her from marrying his rival. Sounds like a job for the best travel agents on Earth (Keith and Damon)!

    Episode 33: Little Guy's on the Prize (with Katie Falcongrove)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 82:01


    This week's client is Tawny Bootswamp (Katie Falcongrove), a tiny little guy who hopes to win re-election as the local miserable dog walker. Unfortunately, many of Tawny's constituents are upset that their dogs come back from their walks no longer miserable. Can Keith and Damon find the perfect vacation to help this tiny little guy both relax and prepare for the election? Simply press play to find out!

    Episode 32: Lids is Rembrandt (with Dana Stream)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 71:52


    This week, the travel boyz take on Rodney Terman, a mall curator with a dream to one day be a museum curator at the Lurve in Paris, Texas. He wants to go somewhere tropical, away from his family, where he'll be surrounded by funny art. Easy work for Keith and Damon, unless of course they decide to hate Rodney's ass!

    Episode 31: Hasta La Wawa (with Connor Schuck)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 65:48


    This week, Keith and Damon's client is Carl Baggins (Connor Schuck), a real human being who manages a Wawa in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. He loves his job, but he could still really use a break. Also, cannot stress this enough: he's a real guy.

    Episode 30: Sexually Transmitted Scurvy (with Julianna Beckert)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 74:25


    It's a new episode of the podcast and it's former housewife Mag (Julianna Beckert) who is the client at Berd Product Travel Agency. She wants to celebrate her very recent divorce and even-more-recent birthday by finally going on a nice vacation. Keith and Damon are travel agents so that's basically perfect! 

    Episode 29: Raunchy Brain (with Melissa Schenter)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 74:22


    Keith and Damon welcome award-winning neighbor Darla Smith (Melissa Schenter) to the pod to discuss what it means to be a good neighbor and watch viral video clips of her being one. After five straight years of taking the top prize at the Neighbor Awards, Darla just wants a chance to relax and have other people be good neighbors to HER for a change. Time for the boys/men of Berd Product Travel Agency to do their "thang!"

    Episode 28: British's Most Talented (with Danny Loecken)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 88:14


    This week, Keith and Damon meet Chester Winchester III (Danny Loecken), a member of the British Royal Family who doesn't need to get away but would like to see the world through a poor person's eyes. Will they rise to the challenge and accomplish one of their biggest goals for the travel agency? Or will they be promptly executed by Chester's servant, Reginald? Put on some tea and press play to find out!

    Episode 27: Facial Hair Swag (with Jamison Webb)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 96:37


    This week's client is Andy Pampers (Jamison Webb), a Hollywood publicist who specializes in award campaigns. Over the years, his special brand of ethical bribery has resulted in Oscar gold for Million Dollar Baby, Crash, and Bohemian Rhapsody. But now he wants to win the best award of all: a hard-earned vacation. Will Keith and Damon come up with the perfect trip to help him get away from the glitz and glamor of tinseltown for a while?

    Episode 26: West Side Termites (with Corey Martin)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 75:01


    SEASON 2 PREMIERE! The boys are back in town and excited to give more clients the vacations of their dreams! This week's client is Julian Marquis (Corey Martin), a successful home inspector who just wants to get away. Specifically, he'd like to get away from his girlfriend and her parents, who really, REALLY want him to get down to his high school wrestling weight. Can Keith and Damon help Julian find the peace that eludes him in his day-to-day life?

    Episode 25: #TheKing'sPaintSoakedRagsChallenge (with J.R. Wilson)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 76:37


    SEASON FINALE! The final guest of season one is Fun-Sized Tommy (J.R. Wilson), a 38-year-old former orphan who recently inherited absurd wealth after the untimely passing of his adopted daddy, Father Conflictdollars. Will Fun-Sized Tommy finally get to have the time of his life? Or will something insane happen???

    Episode 24: Two Degrees of Kevin Bacon Away From Making Out With Lady Gaga (with Cody Sanders)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 79:02


    Keith and Damon hop on a Zoom call with Marcus MacArthurson VII (Cody Sanders), a bisexual gator farmer in an open marriage. His farm provides gator leather for all the hottest and most historic fashion brands, which means he's got plenty of cash to spend on the vacation of his dreams. Can Berd Product Travel Agency create a trip that strikes the right balance between fun, sexual freedom, and establishing a viable succession plan for his gator business?

    Episode 23: This Might Be Blood (with Waleed Mansour)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 81:24


    This week's client is pizza restauranteur Cole Oysters (Waleed Mansour), who needs to get out of town fast. Unrelatedly, Cole's childhood rival was murdered in cold blood at the laser tag arena they used to frequent. He dishes with Keith and Damon on how he would have committed the murder if he had done it, explains the theme of his pizza restaurant, and gives us the inside scoop on how he lost his eye. Sounds like it's finally time for Mr. Oysters to have the time of his life!

    Episode 22: Save A Horse, Ride An Airplane (with Pierce Fair)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 66:33


    Keith and Damon's client this week is a farmer named Cletus Rodgers (Pierce Fair). He recently discovered the internet and also that his wife was cheating on him via the internet. Now he's a divorced farmer who's just trying to use his new smart phone, find a new woman, and work up the courage to venture beyond the farm and the farmers market. Can Berd Product Travel Agency get this poor fella out of his comfort zone and into The Travel Zone? Probably!!

    Episode 21: Afterlife-changing (with Madeline Evans)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 81:17


    This week, Keith and Damon meet Kayla McMallistarn (Madeline Evans), a 12-year-old who is tall for her age and definitely not a ghost. She wants to plan a big vacation/party for her upcoming 13th birthday, which is going to happen, due to her being alive and not a ghost. Will this non-ghostly middle schooler end up having the time of her life, which is absolutely still happening? Or will there be a series of shocking twists and revelations unlike anything Berd Product Travel Agency has ever seen? You'll have to listen to find out!

    Episode 20: The Scripture of Tourism (with Rachel Baldwin)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 75:25


    This week's client is Carly Kelly (Rachel Baldwin), a duck boat driver and tour guide from the Wisconsin Dells. She wants to get away from vacationland and go on her own vacation in the real world. Keith and Damon ask her about important stuff like miniature golf, the Root Beer Museum, and her estranged family in order to come up with the perfect travel package. So give it a listen, why dontcha??

    Episode 19: Shittin' A Beach (with Nick Armstrong and Josh Nicols)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 72:31


    Keith and Damon are joined by pro wrestling referee Dan Marino (Josh Nicols) and life of the party Marty Partinski (Nick Armstrong), two platonic roommates looking for a fun getaway. They aren't allowed to drive any type of car and are directly responsible for multiple premature retirements by legendary athletes. Time to give them the time of their lives!

    Episode 18: Duke of Arse (with Steph Cook)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 81:17


    Retired pizza contest winner Pamela Ass (Steph Cook) doesn't just want to get away, she wants to change her entire reality. Her famous British cartoonist husband recently left her and Pizza Hut doesn't even have a buffet anymore. It's up to Keith and Damon to find a destination that lacks British people, pizzas, and cartoonists. Sounds impossible, right? WRONG! Nothing is impossible for Berd Product Travel Agency!!

    Episode 17: He The Big Hurt My Nuts (with Adal Rifai)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 74:53


    This week, Keith and Damon meet Colin Opulance (Adal Rifai), a Wisconsin cranberry farmer who wants to get away AND win his wife back from Kevin Costner. He's got strange tattoos, stranger bathing habits, and a tendency to get beaten up by professional baseball players. But if anyone can help this guy rekindle a lost love while having the time of his life, it's gotta be Keith and Damon of Berd Product Travel Agency!

    Episode 16: S.C.U.D.A. (with Kevin Turner)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 77:59


    Keith and Damon welcome Colonel Brandon Taint (Kevin Turner), a retired military man who wants to get a New Year's Kiss before he has to un-retire again. He's got a pension, a huge mustache, and two jokes. Now he just needs to get away to a place where he can strut his stuff— without having too much fun, of course!

    Episode 15: Pedagogy Guy (with AJ Campli)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 80:01


    Professor Jimi Carter (AJ Campli) teaches Homeschooling at Ithaca University, but now he wants to be anywhere BUT home! He would like to go somewhere warm where he can get away from the politics of academia and the commodification of whiteboard art. It's up to Keith and Damon to mint the perfect vacation for Prof. Carter!

    Episode 14: Sleigh Head (with Dani Van Morter)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 68:26


    Keith and Damon are very excited to welcome their first ever CELEBRITY GUEST, Mrs. Claus (Dani Van Morter)! She wants to treat her very stressed out husband to a nice, relaxing couple's retreat. They've been working to spread Christmas cheer for centuries without so much as a vacation! Can Berd Product Travel Agency set them up with a trip that has the perfect combo of wine, alone time, and depraved group sex? Christmas itself may depend on the answer being "yes!!!!"

    Episode 13: Gingerbread Gentlemen (with Melissa Schenter)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 71:58


    Gingerbread house architect Jeannie McQueen (Melissa Schenter) has been so dedicated to perfecting her craft, she's never taken the time to go on vacation. Basketball halftime show performances and sleeping with gingerbread in airtight plastic wrap can really take a lot out of you! Thankfully, Keith and Damon are here to help this brilliant artist have the time of her life!

    Episode 12: Corporealsexual (with Freddy Boyd)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 77:34


    Self-made professional skateboarder Dale Mommydaddy (Freddy Boyd) wants to get away from the ghosts that have haunted him since he left his previous job, which was decidedly not professional skateboarding. In fact, he may be in the market for a permanent vacation from the seedy underbelly of Underground Boston. Can he outrun his past in order to have the time of his new life? Not without Keith and Damon's expert help, he sure as shit can't!!!

    Episode 11: Masturbation Coordinator (with Hannah Aslesen)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 79:14


    High school health and P.E. teacher Mary Lou Fleischhacker (Hannah Aslesen) is a big risk-taker who has never left her home state of Minnesota. Keith and Damon talk to her about her two friends, her masturbation habits, and her fledgling entertainment career as they try to determine the right vacation for her. She may have made some questionable investments in the past, but this one is sure to pay dividends. After all, what's more profitable than having the time of your life??

    Episode 10: A Rough Pasta Dinner (with Dan White)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 70:23


    Unlike many clients at Berd Product Travel Agency, Rae Ducet-Funk (Dan White) does NOT want to get away from his stepson. In fact, he wants to get away WITH his stepson! Rae's been dealing with a contentious divorce, the fallout from his controversial cameo in Avengers: Endgame, and a terrifying pasta dinner, when all he really wants to do is get to know Neal. Keith and Damon have the perfect solution: a vacation!

    Episode 9: Trading Mansions (with Maggie Winters)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 82:40


    Repeatedly failed business owner Sandra Tartarsauce (Maggie Winters) just dumped her boyfriend. Plus, everyone in her town hates her. PLUS, she can't even get a glass of Chardonnay because of her big rolling incident at the town bar! Sounds like she might want to... get away? Certainly everyone in her town would like her to do that! Let's see if Keith and Damon have what it takes to give this poor reviled woman the vacation of her dreams. Or rather, let's HEAR!

    Episode 8: Some Grammar (with Colleen Murphy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 73:42


    Omaha resident Casey Gallagher (Colleen Murphy) has never traveled anywhere - not even other parts of Omaha. Is there a perfectly innocent explanation for this? No! Keith and Damon must dig deeper into Casey's increasingly disturbing life in order to find the perfect vacation to help her get away— ideally forever!

    Episode 7: Reacharound Assassination (with Chris Longfield-Smith)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 78:08


    Professional assassin Douglas Michael Stewart (Chris Longfield-Smth) wants to be there for his lovely wife and wonderful son, but work obligations keep him from being the best husband and father he can be. He's been all over the world, but always for business, never for pleasure. Could a vacation provide the pause he needs to recharge and possibly pivot to a new career? Keith and Damon hope to put "a bullet" (fun) in his "head" (life) with a "big gun" (trip of a lifetime)!!!

    Episode 6: 7th Grade Capo (with Jason Wenger)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 73:30


    Small business owner and professional internet bully Kevin Funt (Jason Wenger) is stressed about work. Specifically, he's worried that some of the tweens he's bullied for work are going to find him and beat him up. Sounds like someone who needs to get away! Keith and Damon talk to Kevin about the bullying biz, read some confusing samples of his work, and learn about his exercise routine, all in the pursuit of giving him the TIME of his LIFE!

    Episode 5: Community Child (with Bonnie Gager)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 67:59


    Former coal mine resident Shingles McGillicully (Bonnie Gager) is nearly 138 years old and hoping to go on the first and last vacation of her life. Her greatest desire is to lie down in some dirt and die, and can you blame her? Keith and Damon have their work cut out for them as they try to book the rare (but not unheard of) vacation/death/funeral.

    Episode 4: Interesting! (with Jared McBain)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 70:53


    High school sophomore Noah Baumbach (Jared McBain) tells Keith and Damon all about a day in the life at his interesting school. When he's not busy learning that bugs are made of cells, he's trying to make it onto the varsity baseball team and achieve the coveted double. Noah seeks a bro-trip with his BFF Romeo in order to bring the two closer after Romeo abandoned him by choosing archery over art class. Now taking bets on whether Keith and Damon successfully help him by planning a perfect vacation!

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