Failed Initiative

One Hundred episodes! Sam shoves shit in her face, Dan Dan’s a bunch, and Nick removes Em’s shirt. Thank you all for watching and listening to us do what we do. We love you. Also! We’re taking May off. And we’re looking for some clips of stuff we’ve done! Anyone who submits a clip (just episode and time range) gets an official FAILED INITIATIVE FRIENDSHIP BRACELET. More clips? Cooler bracelet. Help us do the thing we should have been doing since episode one, y’all.Read More →

It’s our last show ever! Join Sam, Dan, Em, and Nick for our last show ever! We talk about fashion, and Nick chokes on wine, wine we’re drinking for our last show ever!Read More →

Proceeds from today’s show will go towards maintenance of the ‘Ice Sculpture of a Puddle’ art installation in Sam’s backyard. Keep art alive. On Today’s show, we talked about the savagery of being overweight while Em plays therapist. Discover why Sam can’t bend her arm. The gang plays an app game built to kill time in the doctor’s waiting room. And we discuss our latest binge watching obsessions.Read More →

Today’s show, we discussed sciencey bits on chicken heads and phones vs. keyboards: why are their keypads different? Also, learn the latest updates on Facebook, why Sam deactivated and reactivated her Facebook profile within 24 hours. We also discuss changes with the stream and why Twitter is the supreme social media outlet. Technology Connections YouTube Channel Captain Disillusion Green Screen History Video Rotate Your Owl Music Video From now on, we’ll be broadcasting exclusively on Twitch.tv, so if you want to see the show LIVE tune in 8PM Sundays at Twitch.tv/failedinitiative! The other change is the full video of the live shows will be forRead More →

Here we go, FI# 96! We talk about a lot of the changes coming up for the show! Heads up. From now on we’ll be broadcasting exclusively on Twitch.tv, so if you want to see the show LIVE tune in 8PM Sundays at Twitch.tv/failedinitiative! The other change is the full video of the live shows will be for Patrons only. We’ll still release the audio and any clips for everyone, and we’ll always broadcast live, but the full video is now a Patreon benefit. Want to be a Patron? GOOD NEWS. :DRead More →

We talked about movies and podcasts and got existential.Read More →

In which the gang talks about drowning a hamster and Nick’s PC throws a shoe after an hour. Download it now!Read More →

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Flamethrowers, polio, vaccinator, and the Roooooooom. Download this episode now!Read More →

Join Dan, Sam, Em, and Nick as they talk about Reborn Babies, kinks, ninja turtles, and a Greek God with a very special gift. Download this episode now! Download this episode now!Read More →

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This week on Failed Initiative Sam runs the board, Nick runs the couch, and Em Rose joins up from The Storymaker’s Association to talk about podcasts, books, self help, and mental health! It’s fun, come along fuckos~ Download it now!Read More →

Today we talk about Tiny Houses with our special guest, Kozz. Who will be making a tiny house! We also smash the Patriarchy, talk about penalizing people for their past, and PODCON. Download this episode now!Read More →

Dan and Nick get together in studio for a FANCY BUDDYCAST. No car! Download this episode now!Read More →

Nick talks about Bitcoin’s recent boost and how to get in on it. Download this episode now!Read More →

This week on FI we talk about Embroidery, street doves, guinea pigs, bitcoin, transformers, and other 90’s cartoons! Download this episode now!Read More →

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  Justin’s in town this week, as well as Dan and Sam! Nick lives in the studio, so here’s here too. Trying out a new thing with the shows, we’re marking up each episode and providing a chart for reference. Check it out below!   Download this episode now! Download this episode now!Read More →

Rickle Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick hates Mick and Rorty fans. This week on FI we attempt to turn Dan from a Meatloaf into a Rocky, Nick discovers Paradise under the Parking Lot Lights, and Sam helps settle the score. Big topics this week, including the Boy Scout’s and their new policy on Girls. (They can join!) Penguins: 2 Darwin: 31,998 Going live SATURDAY this week with Justin, tune in 8PM 10/21/2017 on Facebook or Youtube LIVE!   Download this episode now!Read More →

On today’s show, we honor the beloved form of communication from our adolescence. Also geeking out about our favorite podcasts, religious books, and how Racism ruins everything. SMA Live Event Katie Does Stand Up The Bright Sessions Steal The Stars Adam Ruins Everything Taco Bell Chapel Download this episode now! Download this episode now!Read More →

Full house! Dan, Sam, Katie, Gabe, and Nick give the week a good drag. Sam is a gamer now guize, Truffles aren’t vegetables, and Katie peers into a dumpster looking for answers…she only finds Raccoons. Hey! If anyone out there wants to lend a hand giving these shows descriptions let us know, there will be ~swag~ in your future. Download this episode now!Read More →

Katie’s back! Also in studio this week is Sam and Nick. We talk about weight loss, dating, addiction, politics, and performing! Download this episode now!Read More →

This week we talk about freeing ourselves from Facebook Business Manager, our upcoming trip to PodCon in Seattle, literally shit, figuratively shit, Fuck Boy Theater, Dating, and we get kicked off of Facebook for Shitpost of the Week. Also, check out the all new MELBA CAM. Download this episode now! Download this episode now!Read More →

The gang opens up the new studio! Also discussed this week: security, gettinindemguts, beer, Patreon, and a secret project.     Download this episode!Read More →

This week we discuss Jerry Lewis (and the news of his passing), Dan’s partial grasp on the history of comedy, Hurricane Harvey, H3H3’s legendary win for fair use, and the smash hit new game Comedy Night, where you can relive life on the edge as a teen struggling to impress and horrify his friends with jokes he overheard his dad’s friend tell. This and a tiny bit more, right here on FI 77! Download this episode!Read More →

This week on FI Dan’s in-house with Nick and Sam after a weekend of running around doing lights and audio for a backyard festival. We discuss podcasts, aspirations, and dirty bathrooms. Also, an eclipse! Download this episode!Read More →

This week the gang’s back with some stories from the trampoline scene, Home Depot, and what it’s like to live through ThE sToRm oF tHe cEntUry. Download this episode!Read More →

Such a late release, sorry!  Going back to back this week, keep your eyes open for #75. This week Nick recaps his trip to Seattle, and I completely forgot about all the other stuff that happened. Listen up! Download this episode!Read More →

This week on FI Dan, Sam, and Nick cover what’s new in digital streaming media!  As well as discuss a trip to Vegas, the wonder of Magic, and how nobody is watching you stress about the garbage you’re writing! That and more this week! Download this episode!Read More →

Sam, Dan, Nick, and Justin this week!  Come get it- Download this episode!Read More →

Sam and Nick trade places, Dan calls in, and we waited too long to post this to write a description! Download this episode!Read More →

This week on The Stubby Tech Live… Users that agree but still fail Scanners Cleaning PCs Cleaning components Advertising etiquette online and so much more! Download this episode!Read More →

On today’s episode we celebrate Memorial day with Pee Bee Ares, light reflection, and a dive into east end racism.  Sam give The State of the Naysh, Dan asks about some funky bugs in his laptop, and Nick calls out every subtle show note that’s passed to him. Download this episode!Read More →

Episode 1 of The Stubby Tech Live!  A weekly tech help call in show on Facebook where Nick Sequeira answers your questions and talks about technology.  This week’s topic was Security!  Other questions answered: Removing spam Hiding porn Printing from a mobile device Is that actually Maker’s Mark? Best AdBlocker? Why is searching for websites probably bad And some tips on protecting yourself on the internet! Have I been Pwned? (find out if you have been included in a hack) https://tails.boum.org/ https://www.torproject.org/ https://whispersystems.org/ https://decentsecurity.com/ https://mailinator.com Join me every Wednesday at 9PM EST LIVE on Facebook! Download this episode!Read More →

This is the pilot episode of The Stress Briefing! On the first episode Nick, Deja and Poly discuss the Comey firing, the Times Square car accident, the Pence commencement protest, Ariana Grande concert news, and Trump at Disney among other nonsense. Download this episode!Read More →

This week Dan’s in studio and we discuss comedy, a Vice Presidential walk out, The Naysh, and listen to a lovely mashup.  Check it out! Now on Libsyn!Read More →

This week we talk politics, union stuff, and Nick defends IT workers everywhere by advocating users to update their computers.Read More →

This week we kill the show we had planned 10 minutes before go-live and talk about positive things!  We talk about earwigs, podcasts, and fitness! Tell us (and your friends) all about your favorite podcasts by using #TryPod !  As always, full video on our website! A bit of technical difficulties in the beginning, so if you want to keep up the illusion of professionalism start listening at 3:50Read More →

“Shit stirrers can’t be choosers.” – Sam This week we take on the Fyre Festival, “Wild” Bill O’Reily, investing responsibly, cat buttle, and Nick pretty much gives up on life after Dan pulls the emergency brake to point out an echo.  Is consent important? FIND OUT THIS WEEK ON FAILED INITIATIVE LIIIIIIIVE. Check the site for full video.Read More →

Gundams! Computers! Games!  Expansion Slot is back. Brought to you by: The PC Master Race Watch the full video on Failed Initiative.comRead More →

This week’s show features Nick, Dan, and Sam as they discuss the recent rainfall of Tomahawks, being garbage people, intricacies of bathroom etiquette, and dating rituals.  Join us next week as we go through and take over each other’s Tinder/OKC profiles, and officially kick off the Fitness Initiative!Read More →

Check out FI Live every Sunday night on our Facebook page! This week Sam takes over production while Nick and Dan watch helplessly (she did really well and no one died!).  We also tackle unions, honor the Vape Nash, explore Google Doodle Haters, and if using baked goods as birth control will end with a bun in the oven.Read More →

So, I skipped a bunch of episodes but this one was super topical.  Expect the backlog to come through very soon. This week Nick went live with Katie and Mystery Guest Alex to talk about some politics, the Bronx, and the worst thing a father could say to a son.Read More →

No Stab Party, but join us in throwing some positive energy Katie’s way. She’s had a rough week ya’ll. Sam and Nick return with a new Failed Initiative!  We talk about the network, our plans, the new Patreon page (if you want to help us out), and talk about furry bits.  Also, did you know The Storymaker’s Association is back?  Head over to WeAreStorymakers.com to hear the newest story about an unsolicited dick pic. (plus, it’s performed by Sam!) Interested?  Download it now!Read More →

The Whore Count™ sits at six. Cat Fahts and Sound Boards (clip from Stab Party 16) We're basically 12.Stab Party 16 comes out tomorrow 12/15/2016, head to https://failedinitiative.com to check it out! Posted by Failed Initiative Podcast Network on Wednesday, December 14, 2016 Alijah sits in with us this week to introduce the newest show coming soon on the Failed Initiative podcast network, Meta Workshoppe.  You can check out a preview here! On this episode we discuss cats, the Chapecoense soccer team tragedy, Katie says whore a lot, RPGs, Nick gets wild with some sound effects, and stealthy friends!  We try to figure out ifRead More →

This week we go deep into fatness, food habits, and watch a few Youtube videos!  Children’s entertainment is weird. We also watched a video of some people breaking into Splish Splash–a waterpark here on Long Island–over Thanksgiving and rode their BMX bikes on all the rides.  Kinda cool! Fuck pork chops. On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. The Single AF Campaign:  OUR FIRST SHIRT!  Designed byRead More →

Kozz joins us this week from Detroit to discuss the mean streets of Copiague, dead classmates, holistic remedies, heroin and its influence here on Long Island, pottery, and what it’s like to get dropped into school without knowing the primary language.  Katie admits to maybe watching Gabe sleep?  Or at least taking selfies with his mom.  Is 7-11 safe to eat at?  Are gas station bathrooms cleaner than Stop & Shop’s? Who knows? You’ll know! But only if you tune in! On the show this week… Kozz’s Soundcloud – Fairchild586 / Millennial Construction and Design LLC Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Dan’s Twitter – MeanDanGreen Nick’sRead More →

The election is over!  Trump won. Justin was so thrilled he drove all the way down from the mountains to scream into the microphones with us.  The gang discusses voting and if the third party should be split into a third and fourth party.  If you don’t like enthusiastic discussions that kinda sound like arguing, uh, trigger warning. Recorded on 11/13/2016 (caught up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Gabe / Justin’s… uh… lacking internet presence Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designedRead More →

We went to the woods to hang with Justin!  So many Trump signs.  Though in hindsight, guess they were right. Topics this show include relationships, being rude to cities in upstate New York, negging, and not getting the hint. She don’t want to see you. Stop, chump. Recorded on 10/22/2016 On the show this week… Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech Justin’s… uh… lacking internet presence Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. The Single AF Campaign:  OUR FIRST SHIRT!  Designed by Sam,Read More →

  Alex harasses everyone he passes on the street, which instead of dividing, actually brings the world together.  We also discuss a ton about the (then) upcoming election, getting half-way out of tickets, religious education, and we brainstorm innovative ways to carry water.  Also, Listen in for another installment of Fuck Boy Theatre! Recorded on 11/05/2016 (catching up, finally) On the show this week… Katie’s Instagram – KatieLovesKnife Sam’s Twitter – Sammde3 Nick’s Twitter – TheStubbyTech and Alex! Thanks to this week’s sponsors… Lines Between the Stacks: a book of library Haikus written by Dani of TheDailyDani.com and designed by Nick.  Get it on Amazon in print and Kindle. TheRead More →