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At least one out there. FAITHXTRACTOR – Fever Dream Litanies – Loathing & the Noose Monastr – Millions – Of dust and bones Lambrini Girls – You’re Not From Around Here – Who Let The Dogs Out Macronympha – Box of Broken Toys – Split Poborsk – Résonnance Perlée – Headset and Settings CV – […] The post Ep. 394 – A Polite Way To Describe the Past Time first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

We're just normal men, after all. This week's location: Tootie's On Lowry The post Ep. 791 – Bread, Sage & Salt first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Not sure if that's a weed strain or a luchador move. This week's location: Christos The post Ep. 790 – The Spinach Torpedo first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

They are just south of Broccoli Island. And you're welcome for the ear worm. This week's location: Nokko House The post Ep. 789 – Exploring The Wagyu Keys first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Something something 16 tons... This week's location: Hope's Breakfast Bar The post Ep. 784 – Sympathy For The Working Man first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

As opposed to being a "summer guy", of course. This week's location: The MN State Fair. The post Ep. 783 – Fair Guy Weather first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Because the State Fair is more important than mere trivialities like numerical order. This week's location: Abang Yoli The post Ep. 782 – Out Of Sequence first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Ok, not all of America. Just the loud parts. This week's location: Aster Cafe The post Ep. 778 – We Hate America first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Say it with me, kids. Penis whistles. This week's location: OG ZaZa @Headflyer Brewing The post Ep. 777 – Hurricane Dave first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Because it's nicer than saying "crabby old man". This week's location: Saturday Dumpling Company The post Ep. 776 – Vinegar Forward first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Look out below! Or just over to the side, I guess. This week's location: Animales BBQ @ Bauhaus The post Ep. 774 – Trips first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Not to be confused with mushroom creme, which was one of the least successful Oreo fillings. This week's location - Kramarczuk's The post Ep. 773 – The Law Of Mushroom Cream first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

This isn't a podcast...it's a monster! This week's location: The Bungalow Club The post Ep. 772 – Florda first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

...of acceptable podcast episode release windows. This week's location - Wrecktangle Pizza The post Ep. 771 – Pushing The Limits first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Sung in a "Flogging Molly" style, of course. This episode's location: Minnesota Cider Co & Breizh Kitchen The post Ep. 770 – The Rocky Shores Of Crepedom first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Systems are in place for a reason! This week's location: La Doña Cervecería The post Ep. 769 – Spousal Candy Dispersal first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

The most delicious cryptid since The Dumplingman. This week's location: The Convention Grill The post Ep. 768 – Meatpaw first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Be sure to like and subscribe for other parenting tips. This week's location: Vietnam House The post Ep. 767 – Cram A Peep In Him first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

As we type this, one or both of Evan's kids are screaming. This week's location: Gigi's Cafe The post Ep. 766 – How's Your Year Going? first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

He's Daddy Warbucks's more entitled brother. This week's location: Ama Sushi The post Ep. 765 – Uncle Privilege first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Oui, nous faisons cela juste pour voir si vous allez utiliser Google Traduction. L'emplacement de cette semaine: Le Burger The post Ep. 764 – Ropey first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

And only a dollar. Don't let that loser suggest otherwise. This week's location: Stanley's The post Ep. 763 – Evan Owes Dave A Buck first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

We swear we'll get caught up someday. This week's location: Jax Cafe The post Ep. 762 – Christmas In March first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Poor Mr. Tickles... This week's location: El Tejaban The post Ep. 761 – The Feast Of Three Hams first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Nothing like a timely reference to bring the kids onboard. This week's location: Pho 400 The post Ep. 760 – She Don't Use Lulo Jelly first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

From the mean streets of Libertyville to the slightly meaner streets of Happy Harbor, Rhode Island, with a slight detour into New York City by night. The post Ep. 147 – Zehra Fazal first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Our top seven albums of 2024. The post Ep. 393 – Twenty Years of Correct Opinions first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Praise Be To The Tubemeat! This week's location: Nordic Dogs at Blackstack Brewing The post Ep. 759 – The Feast Of St. Kielbasa first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Sometimes it's about getting back up. Other times, its best just to drown in ramen. This week's location: Zen Box Izakaya The post Ep. 758 – Coping With Wins And Losses first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Can we get a do-over? I'll be your best friend! This week's location: Tacqueria El Patron at Venn Brewing The post Ep. 757 – Fleeing The Country first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

The episode brought to you by "beart attacks", one of the many ways our bodies betray us. This week's location: Dexter's The post Ep. 756 – A Candymas Of Our Own first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

It's no walrus, but it'll do. This week's location: Como Tap The post Ep. 755 – Ride The Waft first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Just in time. Vote for our top 7 albums of 2024 The post Ep. 392 – At The Deadline first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Unique. Artists this episode include Black Hole Deity, Cathode Ray Tube, and Current Value. The post Ep. 391 – Nerds In Their Own Special Way first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Hidden consequences. Artists this episode include Amarok, Eric de Vries, and Sumac The post Ep. 390 – You Do Not Want To Know first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Accelerating. Artists this episode include Ulcerate, Nebulo, and SECT. The post Ep. 389 – Start of the Rush first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Have we used this title before? This week's location: Luna And The Bear The post Ep. 754 – Memory Issues first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Hoi chummer. (Yeah I know it's a different franchise but....elves....) This week's location: Tea House The post Ep. 753 – Bright Lights Of Neo-Dinkytown first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Any episode that starts with a stabbing story is bound to be a good one. The post Ep. 146 – Stephanie Southerland first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

I'm just proud we didn't make a Jimmy "JJ" Walker reference. This week's location: Good Times Pizza The post Ep. 752 – Dammit Pork Product, Hand In Your Badge! first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Eyes open. Artists this episode include Full of Hell, Synapscape, and Lustmord. The post Ep. 388 – A Good Break Staring Into the Abyss first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Nothing says "fun fair food" like "third degree burns". This week's location: Schuller's Tavern The post Ep. 751 – Pearls And Swine first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

There's death marches and then there's death marches. This week's location: Little Tijuana The post Ep. 750 – Live Nearish The State Fair first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Live from the decrepit haunted house that is modern living. This episode's location: El Burrito Mercado The post Ep. 749 – Behold The Ravages Of Age first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Indecipherable. Artists this episode include 5F-X, Guitless, and Meat Beat Manifesto & Merzbow. The post Ep. 387 – Mysterious Actual Intent first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

We made it together. Artists this episode include Chelsea Wolfe, DJ Hidden, and defrag The post Ep. 386 – Handshake Over a Big Pile of Nice first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

And even typing the definition of the "Pelican Rapids" gets your computer taken away. This week's location: Namaste Cafe The post Ep. 748 – The Dreaded “Owatanna” first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Are we talking about hummus or the hosts? This week's location: Baba's Cafe The post Ep. 747 – Last Dip Standing first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

A 40+ year phase, but we might grow out of it sometime. This week's location: Potsticker The post Ep. 746 – Our Dumpling Phase first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Applying for grant funding now. This week's location: Hodge Podge at Forgotten Star Brewery. The post Ep 745 – Salad Theories And Pickle Effects first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.

Be sure to bring climbing gear and marinara. This week's location: Malcolm Yards The post Ep 744 – Live From Mt. Stromboli first appeared on Fancy Pants Gangsters.