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Friends with Benefactors (2.0) – Ep. 35 – Explosive Expose: The McDouble Conspiracy https://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Fwb2-0Ep35.mp3 In this episode the friends are back from hiatus with an explosive expose on the McDonald’s McDouble. Will they get to the bottom of this McTrouble? They also discuss a lot of other hilarious stuff like bad web comics, politics and … Continue reading "Explosive Expose: The McDouble Conspiracy"

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) – Ep. 34 – The Santa Clause http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/fwb-2_0-Ep34.mp3 The friends are back and recording in quarantine. In this episode the friends discuss The Santa Clause (because they can’t stop talking about Christmas), life in the time of Covid, Overwatch fart porn, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Victory – … Continue reading "The Santa Clause"

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) Ep. 33 – Cap’n Crunch’s Syphilitic Wig https://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/fwb2-0_ep33.mp3 Oh, boy. We’ve been gone for so long, you’d think we’d have a good episode to return on. In this episode the friends discuss a lot of things, make a lot of tangents, and you guessed it, it includes Cap’n Crunch’s syphilitic powdered … Continue reading "Cap’n Crunch’s Syphilitic Wig"

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) Ep. 32 – Christmas Unplugged (A Very Schiavo Christmas) http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/fwt2-0_32.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss the Wilson sisters, their Thanksgivings, Terri Schiavo, and FAN SUBMITTED TOPICS!!!! (and much more) This week’s Beer Reviews is Southern Tier Brewing – Creme Brulee Nitro Stout – 10% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) Ep. 31 – Ok, Christmas Creep http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/ChristmasCreep.mp3 The friends are back from a brief break involving illness and business trips, but here they are with their latest Thanksgiving Special! The friends discuss Thanksgiving, Christmas creep and Christmas Creep, okaying boomers, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Third Street Brewery – … Continue reading "Ok, Christmas Creep"

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 30 – Uhhh Boneless Sandwich http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Fwb-2_0-Ep30.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss uhhh boneless pizza, uncrustables, 10 ft. sugargliders, and not much more. It’s mostly uncrustables.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 29 – Crystals http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/fwb-2_0-Ep29.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss Matt’s foggy glasses, crystals (JO and otherwise), syrup, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Southern Tier Brewing Company – Cold Press Coffee Pumpking Imperial Pumpkin Ale – 8.6% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 28 – Rigor Mortis Has Set In http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/fwb2-0_ep28.mp3 In this sPoOkY episode, the friends discuss spooky scary skelingtons, sassectomies, the riddle “how far can you saw into someone’s leg?”, bone saws, stealing bone marrow, dummy thicc mashed potatoes, Puzzle Pirates, Tetris Effect,  saying “deceased”, homemade hot sauce, and much … Continue reading "Rigor Mortis Has Set In"

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 27 – Electro-Peely http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/fwb2-0_ep27.mp3 We’re late again! In this podcast the friends discuss electronic peely plastic, printed-out URLs, video game nostalgia, embarrassing moments, discount tattoos,  The Hooburrito and other band endorsed Denny’s meals, and much more.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 26 – Back in the Saddle http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/fwb_2-0_26.mp3 The friends are back in the saddle again. After a lengthy hiatus, the friends return to discuss BEING A WIZARD AND SHITTING AND PISSING ALL OVER THE PLACE, fan fiction, YTMND and its proto-memes, the McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish song, the Bacon Brothers, old … Continue reading "Back in the Saddle"

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 25 – Texas Cowboy Steakhouse http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/fwb2_0-25.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss Mariah Carey’s Christmas special, their favorite gifts, New Year’s resolutions & affectations, seeing Cupcakke live, Texas Cowboy Steakhouse margaritas, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Ommegang Brewery –  King In The North – Russian Imperial … Continue reading "Texas Cowboy Steakhouse"

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) – Ep. 13 – 46 Spins http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Friends-With-Benefactors-46-Spins.mp3 In this episode the friends return from the past, taste test soylent, and discuss, the palpable irony of the Gawker lawsuit, Mount Everest vegans, Saddam Hussein knitting ads, meatspin, the search engine Jesus would use, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Founder’s … Continue reading "46 Spins"

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) – Ep. 12 – Talk Primordial Soup http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Friends-With-Benefactors-Talk-Primordial-Soup.mp3 In this episode the friends travel back in time and discuss penis transplants, g.fast, universal translator, talkin’ to angels, congressional porn, people falling down chutes, train strangers, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Kent Falls Brewing Company – This Isn’t Even … Continue reading "Talk Primordial Soup"

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 24 – Audio Atrocity http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/fwb_2-0_24.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss Nielson surveys, ad blockers, bad customer service, food apps, pirate birthday celebrations, Becca’s new mom, favorite Christmas songs, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Samuel Smith Old Brewery – 2018/2019 Winter Welcome Ale – 6.0% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) – Ep. 23 – Holiday Shopping http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/fwb2-0_Ep-23.mp3 *Disclaimer* This episode was supposed to be episode 22, but got mixed up with 23, now it’s 23. Sorry for the delay, Melissa! In this episode the friends discuss sexy translators, broken Xboxes, Christmas wishlists, Advent calendars, Slang Dangin’, and much more. This week’s … Continue reading "Holiday Shopping"

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) – Ep. 22 – Grinch Dick http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/FWB2-0_ep22.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss the Grinch’s dick (a lot), being a weirdo driver, Jack Skelington’s dick,  ogre cum, strange compliments, peeking neighbors, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Collective Arts -Berliner Style Lime & Ginger Ale -4.4% ABV.

Friends with Benfactors (Classic) – Ep. 11 – Handshoes and Horsegrenades http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Friends-With-Benefactors-Handshoes-and-Horsegrenades.mp3 In this episodes the friends discuss Budweiser renaming itself as “America”, Harry Potter’s penis, Game of Thrones, Virtual Reality, Reese’s, old candy,  and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Lagunita’s – Lagunita’s Sucks – 7.85%.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 21 – Urethral Rifling http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/fwb_2-0_ep21.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss the sound of a boxed wine squirting, urethral rifling, winter driving, New England accents, Vampire’s Kiss, Mariah Carey, reality TV, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Radiant Pig Craft Beers – TV Party – New England … Continue reading "Urethral Rifling"

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 20 – Squeeaster http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/fwb_2-0_ep20.mp3 In this episode the friends celebrate Squeeaster, talk Red Dead Redemption II, zaddies, Cheez-Its photo box, the effects of different drinks, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is – Pipeworks Brewing Company – Very Berry Abduction – Imperial Stout – 10.5%.

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) – Ep. 10 – Adult Kiddie Litter™ http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Friends-With-Benefactors-Adult-Kiddie-Litter™.mp3 In this episode the friends celebrate Mother’s day, and discuss what’s bugging them, American Girl Dolls, Abilify, Donald Trump’s VP choice, precocious children, transgenders in bathrooms, Talk Sex with Sue, lady Ghostbusters and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Two Roads – Conntucky … Continue reading "Adult Kiddie Litter™"

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 19 – Dicklight http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/fwb2-0_Ep-19.mp3 In this episode the friends are in VR awaiting the arrival of a virtual caravan of virtual migrants. They discuss werid texts, braining, dick lights, Resident Evil 4 (including some of those very forgotten scenes) and much more. This week’s beer review is Harpoon – … Continue reading "Dicklight"

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 18 – Drizzly http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/fwb18_2-0.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss the nightmare burger from Burger King,  Hootie and the Blowfish, dried hymens, Drizzly, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Applewood Winerty – The Naked Flock Cider – 6.8 ABV.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 17 – Doork http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/fwb_2-0_ep17.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss holes, knocking before entering, VR Chat, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Ommegang – Game of Thrones Mother of Dragons – 6.6% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 16 – sPoOkY http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/fwb2-0ep16.mp3 In this sPoOkY episode the friends visit Alex Jones’ haunted house, creepy stuff, the Taco Bell app, Burgerim, whale milk, marzen beers, Bob Vila, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Warsteiner – Oktoberfest – 5.9% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 15 – The Pud and The Beautiful http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/fwb_2-0_ep15.mp3 In this episode the friends go view a live taping of The Pud and The Beautiful where they discuss allergies, Walgreens brands, drinking in bed, boxed wine, wish.com, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Evil Genius Beer Company – … Continue reading "The Pud and the Beautiful"

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 Ep. 14 – Yikes in the Yard http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/fwb_2-0_ep14.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss yikes in the yard, lobster roll potato chips, Bowsette, VR Chat, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Wachusett Brewing – Boo-Yeah! – 6.6%ABV.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 Ep. 13 – ASMR http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/fwb2-0_ep13.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss old sitcoms, Becca’s awkward gym moment, ASMR, transgender frogs,  Disney conspiracy theories, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Collective Arts Brewing / 18th Street Brewery – Pina Colada Sour – 5.6% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) Ep. 11 – Ghost Net http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/fwb2-0-ep11.mp3 In this episode the friends are joined by a new guest friend, Evan. They discuss people getting hurt at the gym, car accidents, sharks, cartoon/live action movies,  and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Thimble Island Brewing Company – Beach Bum Barista – 5.75% … Continue reading "Ghost Net"

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) Ep. 10 -Dan Fogler Krack Zoo http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/fwb2-0-ep10.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss what they did over their hiatus, conventions, Dan Fogler, Uncle Kracker, new phones, roller derby and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Hermit Thrush Brewery – Supah Phunk – Sour Saison – 5.9% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) Ep. 8 – Tubs for Tugs http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/FWB8.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss candles, Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill, Bob Marley Snapchat filters, Canadian weed, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is The Partner Ships – Heavy Seas & Maine Beer Company- Red IPA – 7.25% ABV

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) Ep. 7 – That Funky Monkey http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/FWB7.mp3 In this episode the friends avoid the mummy, and discuss Harry Potter, affluenza, octopus escape, brass monkeying, pulp, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Thimble Island Brewing Company – The Four Horsemen – Double IPA – 9% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) Ep. 6 – Four Twenty Blaze It http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/FWB6.mp3 In this episode the friends get into a tiff over the justcartoondicks gold, and they discuss Icelandic accents, the Miitomo app, the DEA considers rescheduling marijuana, Watson, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Stone – Enjoy By 04.20.16 – Double IPA … Continue reading "Four Twenty Blaze It"

Friends With Benefactors (Classic) Ep. 5 – Just Cartoon Friends http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/FWB5.mp3 In this episode the friends hang out with Tay (Microsoft’s new AI), JustCartoonDicks.com, nurses taking dick pics, Harold’s restaurant experience,  Amazon buttons, and much more. This week’s Beer Review is Maine Brewing Company – Zoe – 7.2% ABV.

Friends With Benefactors 2.0 Ep. 9 – Clitoral Growth http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/ep_9.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss vacation, upcoming events (Check out Matt and Sara along with their friend Cassie at the artist alley’s of Otakon and Potterverse the next two weekends), weddings, clitoral growth, 10 second rewinds, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is … Continue reading "Clitoral Growth"

Friends With Benefactors (Classic) Ep. 4 – Sex Tapes, Drugs, and Rock and Roll http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/fwb4.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss Legends of the Hidden Temple, Global Guts, the Hulk Hogan sex tape, virtual reality, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Sam Adams – Nitro White Ale – 5.5% ABV.

Friends With Benefactors (Classic) Ep. 3 – We are the Jurassic World http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/FriendsWithBenefactorsEpisdoe3.mp3 In this episode the friends visit Jurassic Park and discuss the Japanese vs USA giant robot challenge, GPS voices, cross-platform gaming, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Dogfish Head – Immort Ale – 11% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 Ep. 8 – SPORTS CUTS! http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/fwb2-0-ep8.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss Sport Clips hair cuts, Sirius XM and Spotify Ads, Papa John, agoraphobia, easy online returns,  and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Full Sail -Airstream IPA Unfiltered – 4.8%ABV.

Friends With Benefactors 2.0 Ep. 7 – How Do You Talk to an Incel? http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ep7.mp3 In this episode THE Sammy makes her triumphant return and brings xXxander with her. The friends discuss incels, pyramid schemes, childhood beliefs, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Jack’s Abbey Craft Lagers – Blood Orange Wheat – 4% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 Ep. 6 – School’s Out http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/fwb2-0_6.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss school being out, childhood misadventures, “you guys”, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is The Devil’s Purse – Surfman’s Check ESB – 5% ABV.

Friends With Benefactors (Classic) Ep. 2 – RIP Bruiser Woods http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/fwbEp2_edit.mp3 In this episode the friends discuss the passing of Bruiser Woods, VR Porn, St. Patrick’s Day, video games, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Dogfish Head – Romantic Chemistry IPA – 7.2% ABV.

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) Ep. 1 – Ahh… Real Monsters This episode is the classic that started it all. We lost the descriptions when we moved so enjoy! http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/FwBNumerUno.mp3

Friends With Benefactors Ep. 5 – Weekend Jail http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/fwb2-0ep5.mp3 *Note* There are a few minutes of microphone issues In this episode the friends meet the dancing baby from Ally McBeal, and discuss weekend jail, weird straws, old managers, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Evil Twin Brewing & Omnipollo – Half & Half … Continue reading "Weekend Jail"

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 Ep. 4 – Enrique’s Love Tsunami http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/fwb2-0ep4.mp3 The friends are running and hiding, but can they escape Enrique Ingesias’ love? In this episode the friends discuss odd weather, new cars, bad songs, Yanny/Laurel, flavored lubes and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Kent Falls Brewing Company – Poe’s Law – … Continue reading "Enrique’s Love Tsunami"

Friends With Benefactors 2.0 Ep.3 – Double Dare Ya ] http://www.friendswithbenefactors.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Fwb2-0ep3.mp3 In this pre-recorded episode the friends discuss, nor’easters, customer service phone calls, self-driving cars, immersion therapy, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Thomas Hooker Brewing Company- Super Duper Double Citra – 8.0% ABV. Intro/Outro Music is “Starkey” by Koona