Hot Takes with Bill and Eric

There's no use in lying to you guys (we do for the first few minutes tho). Things haven't exactly gone as planned, so we're letting you know about a few changes we're making. Please sign up for the Patreon. We've gotten rid of the $100 tier. No more freeloading. Get your weight up, brokies. We love you! Intro/Outro Song: “Part II (On the Run)” by JAY-Z featuring Beyonce

Prison feels like a lifetime ago. Now so comfortable in Key West, the coaches discuss the possibility of opening up their very own Heatt Basketball Academy smack dab in the middle of the Keys. Then, they ambush Eric's ex-wife, Kelsey, to have a fruitful, honest discussion about co-parenting (9:02). The fellas close out the episode with another edition of “Keep or Delete,” featuring tweets about Johnny Depp, The Little Mermaid, and more (24:31) This week's episode is brought to you by the Survival Man Kit. Order a prototype today and you'll maybe get one. Intro/Outro Song: “We Cry Together” by Kendrick Lamar featuring Taylor Paige Special Thanks: Jenny Silence

The baddest coaching duo in basketball is back in full effect! Bill and Eric speak on what it's like reuniting on the hardwood and what's changed since Bill's incarceration. Then, the coaches do something they should have done a long time ago: they explain last season's puzzling episode “Designing Your Mancave” (7:12). There are a lot of fan theories and controversies surrounding this episode, so the fellas finally put many of the fans' concerns to rest. They finish up with another Patreon Q&A, answering questions about dating apps, Reginal Southerby and more (21:25) Once again, Huntington has asked us to promote his new book. Really don't feel comfortable sharing too much about it because we don't want to get Kyrie'd but check it out if you come across it. Or don't. Intro/Outro Song: “I Get High” by Styles P featuring Jadakiss

Bill briefly recaps an ax-throwing date gone wrong, but the coaches quickly shift gears. Controversial nutritionist and author, Huntington, returns to the show to talk about his new book, the queen's passing, Boxing Day dinners, and more (7:33). He sticks around to play a game of “Two Truths and a Lie” with the guys (21:22). Some big revelations in here. This episode is brought to you by “Ex-Con Only Spa and Wellness Center.” Key West is all about community, and this is no exception. Book your appointment today (if you're an ex-con). Make sure you also check out Huntington's new book. We're not going to put the title here, just because we don't want any unwarranted controversy. But a quick google of his name will tell you all you need to know. Intro/Outro Song: “I'm Not Racist” by Joyner Lucas Special Thanks: Eli Kuli

Hey guys, this is Bill. Sidekick Sammy usually does our descriptions but he's in jail now. Oops! Anyway, not sure what to put here. Just know that I'm back and I'm living it up. Tune in to hear 10 Things Eric and I can't live without plus another round of Keep or Delete. Big shout out to our sponsor, “Doctor” Larry Bixby, the best cosmetic surgeon in all of Key West. Make sure to let him know Bill and Eric sent you so we get a little markdown on our next procedure. Intro/Outro Song: “Welcome Back” by Ma$e

Solo pod today from your main man, Coach Kos. Eric gives an update on Bill's status as a political prisoner, and before he can say much else, he receives an anonymous email with an attachment titled “Bill's Confession Tape.” Having never heard the tape, Eric decides to play it on air and react to it in real time. Lots of exclusives in this episode, you're not gonna want to miss it. Intro/Outro Song: “S.N.I.T.C.H.” by Pusha T featuring Pharrell

Eric dusts off Bill's old zoom recorder to bring it to his first visit with Bill since his incarceration. After a brief run-in with security, the two coaches finally sit face to face. Once they've cleared the air, Eric begins a powerful discussion about kids and their screens (14:06). Bill tells Eric about his new “Two Truths and a Lie” segment, and the fellas decide to give it a go. Please sign up for the Patreon. We promise we're working on getting some stuff up there. We've just had a lot of difficulty figuring out Google Drive. Be patient. Intro/Outro Song: “The Reunion” by Bad Meets Evil

Eric and Reginald are back in the studio this week to give you another episode of Hot Takes. The fellas did a Boozy Bike Tour the other day right here in Key West, but things quickly got ugly. After an almost year-long hiatus, Eric feels it's only right to do another political episode. They cover the midterms, January 6th convictions, Brittney Griner and more (12:15). Then, they turn to Patreon and answer some subscriber questions (21:34). Make sure you go subscribe if you haven't already! This week's episode is brought to you by AlphaMale Vitamins & Supplements. Use promo code “Eric” to reclaim your masculinity! Intro/Outro Song: “YEA” by Bugzie the Don

Introducing the Prisoncast with your hosts Kill Bill and Pistol Whip Chip! Your two favorite inmates start with a recap of their week, including updates on shivvings and Prison Basketball. Next, they dish out their tips on how to make this Valetine's Day special for you and your significant other (12:24). The episode wraps up with a brand-new segment, “Two Truths and a Lie” (20:59). Thanks for listening and a big shout-out to Jeffrey the CO for making this possible. Intro/Outro Song: “Useless Sacrifice” by Death Decline

Starting the year off right with another episode of Hot Takes! Coach Koz is joined in studio by a longtime friend of his, Reginald Southerby, a notorious political consultant. The fellas bring the audience up to speed on their personal lives, then dive into what it takes to be in the world of politics (11:55). They finish the episode with another edition of “Keep or Delete,” featuring tweets about Charles Manson, Madison Cawthorn and more (20:38). You're not gonna want to miss this! Intro/Outro Song: “Juju” by Shirazee featuring SAINt JHN

What starts as an innocent conversation about the economy turns into something much heavier. The season three finale. Intro/Outro Song: “Locked Up” by Akon

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ALERT! Bill and Eric share a huge life decision they have recently made and what that means for them. Later on, they have a special guest, health and wellness guru $Huntington (his CashApp name is the only information we have about him), who comes on to talk about his new book, “Life in the Pastures,” as well as raw meat consumption, cocaine, and more (10:38). Then, the coaches relive some past experiences for “Storytime Segment/Weight of Our Shoulders” (23:29). Please give us money. Because of this big career choice, we may not have a lot of it soon. So we need it. Go to patreon.com/hottakeswithbillanderic and sign up for the $100k tier. Thx. Intro/Outro Song: “What a Life” by Big Sean and Hit-Boy Special Thanks: Eli Kuli

There's no time for playing around today. The coaches are fuming after an unforgivable act of betrayal from their team. To make matters worse, they HAD to come into the studio and talk about Critical Race Theory (11:08). They give you the most informed, objective take on CRT that you'll ever hear. The episode wraps up with another edition of “Keep or Delete,” with tweets about lightning, Fredrick Douglass and more (21:45). This week's episode is brought to you by Vincenzo and Gool, the #1 divorce attorneys in the country (don't fact check that). Send a few racks their way and get the Tommy V guarantee! Intro/Outro Song: “White America” by Eminem Special Thanks: Tomas Lignore

Fresh off a retreat at the Adventure Park, Bill and Eric are feeling a bit too tired to record a full episode this week. So instead, they're releasing a portion of the Q&A they did at Haverford College last fall while they were in between jobs. The coaches were in top form the entire time, so tune in to hear them perform mental gymnastics as a bunch of 18-year-olds get demolished and humiliated in front of their peers. Lots of gems here! No ad this week, just a quick apology for accidently infecting our Patreon subscribers with malware. Sorry! Still sign up though! Intro/Outro Song: “Drop a Gem on ‘Em” by Mobb Deep Special Thanks: Jennifer Sanchez and Jenny Silence

The fellas get back in the studio to bring you another banger pod! Bill recounts a phone call he had with his mom earlier in the week and Eric shares a story of a date gone wrong. Later, they give tips on how to design your mancave, giving decorative and behavioral advice (11:35). They conclude with another round of “Patreon Emails,” where they answer fan questions about Truth, conspiracy theories and more (21:24). This week's episode is brought to you by Bollywood (Bill's Hollywood). Jon Voight, please reach out to Bill to discuss starring in The Spirit of Youth. Intro/Outro Song: “Party Up” by DMX

Bill and Eric take some time to reflect on their coaching experience at Bryn Mawr thus far and come to some powerful realizations. Then, they proudly present their “12 Better Rules for a Better Life,” sharing insight they've gained over the years in an easily digestible format that is sure to become a cash grab book soon (11:50). Finally, they take a walk down memory lane in another edition of “Storytime Segment/Weight of Our Shoulders” (21:33). We will promote anything on this show for the right price. Send us money and your product information, and it could be featured right here in the description! Intro/Outro Song: “10 Crack Commandments” by The Notorious B.I.G.

This week, the coaches are joined by the president of their school, Dr. Abigail Chase to discuss the goings on at the college and hear why they were chosen to coach at an all-women's school. Afterwards, she joins them for a game of “Keep or Delete,” where all three of them are put to the test regarding some old tweets (21:16) PLEASE check out the Patreon page: patreon.com/hottakeswithbillanderic and sign up for our $100, $10,000 or $50,000 tier. Just do it! Intro/Outro Song: “18 Wheeler” by Benny the Butcher featuring Pusha T Special Thanks: Jenny Silence

The coaches are incensed by a recent discovery they made while coaching at their new school. Next, they take a rare step into the political sphere, educating listeners about $500 skin lotion, milk and other political topics (11:54). The episode concludes with a new segment, “Patreon Emails,” where the coaches read questions from Patreon subscribers and give them advice live on air (21:11). Thanks to our sponsor, The Museum of Genesis, located in Montana. Visit the Museum of Genesis to make all of your creationist dreams come true! Intro/Outro Song: “Outlawz” by Rick Ross featuring Jazmine Sullivan and 21 Savage

Bill and Eric begin with a story about a quick mishap that happened at practice this week. Later, they are joined in-studio by their longtime lawyer and friend, Tommy Vincenzo, who talks to them about all things divorce (5:59). They end the show with “Storytime Segment/Weight Off Our Shoulders,” where Eric, Bill and Tommy all share stories from their past that may have been misunderstood by the media (20:15). Today's episode brought to you by the Bryn Mawr Men's Basketball team! Go get your tickets today! Intro/Outro Song: “Family Feud” by JAY-Z featuring Beyonce Special Thanks: Tomas Lignore

The bad boys of conservative/sports talk are back! Bill and Eric welcome you back for another season of Hot Takes by jumping right into what they've been up to during the break. Then, the coaches revisit the happenings of last year's protest at the Capitol, clearing up some misconceptions and dispelling vicious rumors (11:57). The episode finishes with another edition of “Keep or Delete,” featuring tweets about the Olympics, Roger Stone and more (21:23). Be sure to check out the Patreon page: patreon.com/hottakeswithbillanderic and sign up for our $100, $10,000 or $50,000 tier! Intro/Outro Song: “Freedom” by Beyonce featuring Kendrick Lamar

The coaches recap Eric's wedding in the season two finale of Hot Takes. Sign up for their official Patreon page at patreon.com/hottakeswithbillanderic Intro/Outro Song: “Bad Husband” by Eminem (featuring X Ambassadors)

The coaches jump right in, with Eric sharing a troubling experience he had with his bright yellow Hummer this past week and Bill gives an update on his best man speech for this weekend's wedding. Then, they indulge themselves and take the episode to talk about some of the qualms they've had with SMU throughout their time at the school and make a BIG announcement regarding the future of the show (11:30). The episode concludes with a touching rendition of “Storytime Segment/Weight Off Our Shoulders,” as the coaches get into some heart wrenching tales from their past (22:35). This week's episode is sponsored by Better Burger, a new alternative to traditional meat product. Use promo code “billanderic” to get .2% off your order, or just go hunt a cow. Intro/Outro Song: “Idols” by Joe Budden

With the wedding fast approaching, Eric thinks he has found the perfect song to dance to, and Bill shares that half the jury has officially been seated. Then, the coaches talk all things hip-hop (11:20). They list their personal top fives (which might ruffle some feathers), talk about the current state of the genre and put out a call to action for new rappers. Finally, the revisit the “Recruiter's Corner” and talk about the completely legal efforts they're making to find new talent (22:02). This week's episode is brought to you by BigBelt, the industry standard for giant belts. Use promo code “billanderic” to get 2% off your first BigBelt. Intro/Outro Song: “Tyler Herro” by Jack Harlow

This week, Bill shares a triumphant story about successfully leaving the Proud Boys and Eric talks about trying to finesse his fiancé's parents into paying for their wedding. Next, they have Kent Jones (aka “Bones”) on the podcast to talk about how them sending him to jail for crimes he didn't commit actually helped him grow a lot (12:24). The episode concludes with another edition of “Keep or Delete,” featuring tweets about White History Month, gypsies and more (21:23). This week's episode is sponsored by Grey Pistol Coffee Company, the best way to ingest coffee without all the liberal ideologies. Intro/Outro Song: “Don't Mind” by Kent Jones (different guy)

Today on Hot Takes, Eric contextualizes the highly publicized temper tantrum that he threw in the apartment of his supervising Women's Studies professor, Dr. Nelson, and Bill talks about a big mistake he made recently and the long-term effects that it's having. Then, the boys talk all things partying: how to dress for, attend and throw an awesome party (11:48). The show closes with the return of “Storytime Segment/Weight Off Our Shoulders,” in which both coaches attempt to change their public perception by detailing slimy things they've done in the past (20:46). This week's episode is sponsored by QSummaries, the best way to stay in the loop when it comes to all things QAnon. Head over to qsummaries.biz and use promo code “billanderic” to get 2% the first month of your membership! Intro/Outro Song: “Cocaine” by Logic

Welcome back to Hot Takes! The coaches are thrilled to announce an exciting new partnership with SMU! They explain what led to the deal and discuss some of the key points. Then, they open up the phone lines and take calls from you, the listeners, and answer all your questions about money. Receiving calls from all over the globe, Bill and Eric discuss investments, retirement plans, NFTs, cryptocurrency and more. This episode is jam packed full of gems that you do not want to miss! A special thanks to Platinum Aluminum for sponsoring the episode. With three tiers to choose from, you can become a Bronze, Silver or Gold Platinum Aluminum member today! Buy now! Intro/Outro Song: “I Get Money” by 50 Cent

The coaches start the podcast by thanking the listenership for their support of the last episode, followed by an engagement update from Eric and a first date gone wrong story from Bill. This week, the guys extend an olive branch, as they lend their vast platform to the two men they screwed over while at Kentucky a decade ago (10:30). Then, Bill and Eric introduce a new segment, “Recruiter's Corner,” where they share their recent experiences scouting talent for future football and basketball teams (20:59). Episode sponsored by City Holster Pro! Go to www.cityholsterpro.biz use “billanderic” to get 3% off on a City Holster Pro! Also available in kid sizes! Intro/Outro Song: “Spurs 3” by Conway the Machine (featuring Westside Gunn and Benny the Butcher)

Everything is different today, as the coaches abandon the normal structure of their episodes. With permission of the state of Virginia, Bill and Eric have obtained the audio recordings of the court proceedings that Bill is wrapped up in up north. They spend the episode listening represent himself in court during the jury selection for his upcoming trial. You'll hear the raw court recordings as well as expert analysis from the coaches, as they break down what Bill did well and discuss areas in which he could do better. You don't want to miss it! Intro/Outro Song: “I Got the Keys” by DJ Khaled (featuring JAY-Z and Future)

The first full episode of season two kicks off with Coach Eric's analysis of the Women's Studies class that he has been assigned to TA, while Coach Bill gives an update on the jury selection of his pending trial in Virginia. Then, it's a (begrudging) return to politics, as the coaches delve into the political drama that has transpired since the recording of their last season, making it clear that this will be the ONLY emphasis on politics for rest of the year (10:43). And finally, a fan favorite segment, “Keep or Delete,” returns, as the duo reconsiders tweets about Colin Kaepernick, Oceans 8 and more (20:54). Intro/Outro Song: “Gun Harmonizing” by Royce da 5'9

You know what time it is! Everyone's favorite coaches return for season two of their smash-hit podcast! Bill and Eric start by giving an update on their lives: where they're living, where they're working, the legal battles they're fighting, etc. They also share their plans for the new season and things they're excited about. Stay tuned for a brand-new season of Hot Takes, new episodes every Thursday!

The game against the women's team did not go as planned. The coaches recap how the game went and make a big announcement. Then, they give out some lukewarm takes on healthcare, covering vaccines, Medicare for all and more (10:19). They finish the episode with “Keep or Delete,” debating tweets about Twitter's harassment policy, immigration and divorce (19:25). Season finale. Intro/Outro Song: “Tricked” by Royce da 5'9” (featuring KXNG CROOKED)

The coaches finally get their wish of facing off against the women's team next week. Bill talks about his unusual living situation and Eric reveals his plans to stay in the area for a long time. This week's hot topic is Hollywood, the elitist, hypocritical playground for Social Justice Warriors. Eric gives a bulletproof defense of The Great Wall and Bill announces his plan to start a new Hollywood (9:48). They finish up with another round of “Weight Off Our Shoulders,” covering their time at Florida and Georgia Tech (20:46). Intro/Outro Song: “4PM in Calabasas” by Drake

The forecast calls for a banger pod today, folks! Bill talks about a vulnerable moment he had with Jeanette and Eric gives an update about his dating life. Bill and Eric are extremely comfortable in their masculinity, so they decide to discuss it today. They talk about masculinity being under attack, what makes a real man and that inflammatory Gillette ad from a long time ago (9:57). Finally, “Ask Bill and Eric” returns and the coaches answer questions about dating secret libs, racist foods and Time Person of the Year (20:01). Intro/Outro Song: “Average Man” by Obie Trice

Eric discusses flipping out on girl scouts selling cookies outside the grocery store and Bill ponders at what age you should cut off your mother. After many requests, the guys decide to get a little political. They air their grievances about the latest election, the supreme court nomination, and more (10:10). Because there was some misunderstanding last time, the coaches clarify their segment “Should We Just Kill Him?” and then get right into it (20:18). Intro/Outro Song: “W.A.R.” by Pharoahe Monch (featuring Immortal Technique, Vernon Reid)

It's been a rough week for Bill and Eric after a leaked audio clip from one of their practices was heavily circulated in the media. They address the clip and provide some much-needed context. Next, they dish out their take on creationism, discussing how old the world is, how they interpret the Bible and give out a strategy that will win you every single argument (9:51). The episode concludes with another edition of “Keep or Delete,” where they pull up old tweets about Blackish, the NBA and more, and decide whether or not to leave the tweets up (21:30). Intro/Outro Song: “Forbidden Fruit” by J. Cole (featuring Kendrick Lamar)

The coaches' adjustment to Washington and Lee hasn't been quite as smooth as other schools. The university's lack of a basketball legacy and the absence of a college season this year are two main factors why they are not getting such a warm reception from the student body. Later on, the boys tackle climate change, or the lack thereof, and debunk all sorts of theories and stances on the matter (9:32). The episode concludes with the first ever edition of “Storytime Segment Weight Off Our Shoulders,” which started as an opportunity to show that they're actually good people and ended in them confessing to horrible things they've done in the past (20:10). Intro/Outro Song: “Let It Burn” by Styles P and Talib Kweli (featuring Rapsody and Chris Rivers)

The coaches have developed a bit of a rivalry with the coaches of the women's basketball team at Washington and Lee, which all stems from a pretty savage joke Coach Eric made at a budget meeting. Anxiety is on the docket today, which prompts Bill and Eric to question its legitimacy since it wasn't a thing when they were kids (9:23). Then, the boys answer some questions on this week's edition of “Ask Bill and Eric,” where they address veganism, quarantine workouts and gift guides (18:43). Intro/Outro Song: “Monsters in My Head” by Slaughterhouse

This episode begins with the coaches breaking down their signature coaching style: Heatt Basketball. They also address the lawsuits and the backlash it has received. Today's hot topic is the C-Word, a nasty insult which Bill and Eric detest. They get into what makes the word so bad and discuss who should and shouldn't use it (11:03). This week's recurring segment is “Should We Just Kill Him?” which comes with a VERY important disclaimer (21:04). Intro/Outro Song: “Son of a Gun” by Yelawolf

On this episode of Hot Takes with Bill and Eric, Coach Eric discusses forgetting his daughter's birthday party, again. Coach Bill scheduled a date this past weekend, but it never came to fruition. Then, the coaching duo weighs in on PC culture, addressing hate speech, empathy and a movie role in which Coach Eric was cast last year (9:19). And this week's recurring segment is “Keep or Delete,” where the coaches read some old tweets on air and decide whether or not they should stay up on their pages (20:15) Intro/Outro Song: “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)” by JAY-Z

Welcome to Hot Takes with Bill and Eric! The coaches are very excited to begin their very own podcast for the first time. Join them in this introductory episode as they tell you a little bit about who they are and what to expect from the show. Intro/Outro Song: “Imma Boss” by Meek Mill (featuring Rick Ross)