Jim and James Chew the Cud

Chewligans Unite. James Wonked off in a cinema, there's some film chat. The boys talk about Kanye, and the worst christmas mornings they remember. The usual cud is chewed.  There's a new round of Songs of Phrase, leave your answers on the tiktok page @chewthecudpodcast. Oh, and have a merry christmas. *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*  

Oh snap, here comes the Chew.  James is in an informative mood, throwing some snow 'facts' around. Everyone's favourite Czech adult actress, Eufrat, gets a shout out, and some other nonsense.  There's a new round of Songs of Phrase, leave your answers on the tiktok page @chewthecudpodcast.   *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*

Oh look who it is!  Jim suggests cuts to Olympic funding, James rails against Children In Need and tries to get a differently-abled ethinic minority fired from his job at the cinema. He also really dislikes Dawn French but we don't get into it. Maybe next week. But not just that, every lucky listener gets to take home some hot sock chat.  There's a new round of Songs of Phrase, leave your answers on the tiktok page @chewthecudpodcast.   *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*

Ahoy. Our first live show has been plucked from the archives for your listening pleasure. But it's not all reheated meat, there's songs of phrase. Go to the tiktok and leave your answers there.    *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*

Ahoy! Its late but its here! James delivers an inspirational speech, Jim suggests an improvement to Jurassic Park. Everyone dances with their dog right? James says they do. And that's like only the first half of this nonsense.  *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*

We cant use the rest of the recording because of what our lawyers called "crimes against humanity" by Leon Baker. Sorry. Here's some old gold and we'll be back later this week.     

part one of the infrequent series of allowing long time podcast-sitting-in-the-room-but-not-speaking guest Leon "Leon Baker" Baker joining in the chat. It's a hot mess of friends talking nonsense. **Brass-Eye-Phil-Collins.gif** *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*

Thy Chew cup overfloweth. We've got a Brick Dollbanger update, James is ok with Bully XL dogs hurting children, the boys discuss laws that would make the world better, how many murders are ok before you confront your partner about them and is Jim Batman? All these things and more!   *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*

Hola! A hot mess of an episode due to technical issues, but James valiantly struggles against everything thrown at him to tell a story, James on film makes its possibly last appearance, and and some other stuff. I don't know, it's all a bit of a haze. The working title for this episode was "And a dog that's concerned about keeping its job" so that might give you a sense of the chaos.    *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*

Afternoon! James threatens UK airspace, Jim tells a joke and it all ends up on Epstein's island. Don't worry, James on Film is back.  *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*

Welcome, welcome to an all new chew. we've got apologies, we've got James being constantly surprised at his own nonsense being questioned, and Jim being humiliated not once, but twice. Not just that though, we've got film reviews, Sim City and tree climbing, which James is sure no-one did before 1995. oh and some banging tunes.    *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*

This week the boys talk U2, being a child hand model, crisps, Alex Skarbek and hats. And that's just the stuff I can remember. Listen now!   *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*

THROWBACK THURSDAY! A very special epis... look, lets just be honest from the start, I lost the recording. even with chudd griffin's help, I couldn't find it. Maybe that was a sign. But anyway, as an apology, here is episode 71, the first time you could legally download the episode in the UK.  Also, we're on Audible. *Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*

The boys receive some scathing feedback and, let's be honest, it rattles them for most of the episode. James talks turning North Korea into a lads away hotspot, Jim defends the content and they both say things they don't mean about long term listeners.  Thanks to our sponsors, Ahab and Company and Kaspar Mattresses for making all this possible. **Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!**

Episode 202: Longing for the touch of an octopus. The rechewnaissance  continues. James reveals his childhood dream job was teaching other kids about very important differences between boys and girls, Jim is educated on Parody Porn and the boys ask the vital questions.  **Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!**

The boys are back from their Russian Spotify exclusivity deal! Straight away talking nonsense. James performed open heart surgery on himself, Jim was right about Phil Schofield, and the boys discuss who they would take on a doomed sub. 

part one of the leon baker saga, wherein james is assassinated by a friend. jim tells the scientifically funniest jokes and leon leons. For more Chew the Cud, click here! - Buy us a coffee  - Produced by Glenn Lopez  - John Cordy as Scarlet Johanson as Winne Mandela   - Music by Hilary Mice and the “ooh thats good coffee” quartet  - A Kerson Media Production

the boys are back and talk Captain Tom, mysteries and local news. James tries to explain his method of dating women. For more Chew the Cud, click here!- Buy us a coffee - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Additional jokes by Guitar Hour Podcast's John Cordy  - Music by Hilary Mice and the 3 step daughters - A Kerson Media Production

A look back at some of "the talent's" best bits in the last year. 

merry christmas from the boys. thank you to all the 'chewligans' who have listened to us this year

Part two of the Leon Baker Saga. No point even trying to describe this one. For more Chew the Cud, click here!- Buy us a coffee - Produced by Glenn Lopez - John Cordy as Gravy Jones  - Music by Hilary Mice and the long summers where you questioned your sexuality.- Leon Baker as Leon Baker - A Kerson Media Production

For more Chew the Cud, click here!- Buy us a coffee - Produced by Glenn Lopez - John Cordy as Jada Pinkett Smith  - Music by Hilary Mice and the “that’s not my wife, that’s a jazz guitar” - A Kerson Media Production

James is grilled on deodorant behaviour and a chef is deported. The boys pitch game show ideas, and James refuses to allow homeless people to win a house.  For more Chew the Cud, click here!- Buy us a coffee - Produced by Glenn Lopez - John cordy as Johnny Kordz.  - Music by Hilary Mice and the first erection - A Kerson Media Production

Well, join Jim (internet comedian - Shemazing magazine) and James (the talent - Himself) as they spend nearly an hour deciding who they would isolate with. James is super confident in his abilities, really really confident.  For more Chew the Cud, click here!- Buy us a coffee - Produced by Glenn Lopez - John cordy as Raucous Pigeon.  - Music by Hilary Mice and BAM! - A Kerson Media Production

I'm not even going to try to describe this one. For more Chew the Cud, click here!- Buy us a coffee - Produced by Glenn Lopez - John cordy as Johnny Kordz.  - Music by Hilary Mice and the first erection - A Kerson Media Production

the boys send their congratulations to yet another friend of Jim's who has made something of their lives. Jim wonders if an ex girlfriend listens. James joined a cult, and makes Jim sad. Dogs buying food? WHAAAA? Every member of The Baha Men is dead. For more Chew the Cud, click here!- Buy us a coffee - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - John cordy as John Carnell.  - Music by Hilary Mice and Kid next door - A Kerson Media Production

James wants to teach kids about death in an unusual way, Jim goes after an unexpected national treasure and seems a tad 'totalitarian' and James thinks Christopher Nolan is overrated. Barn Owl are not good at any carpentry and rely on man made barns in which to live. For more Chew the Cud, click here!- Buy us a coffee - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - John cordy as Butter Fingers Clapton.  - Music by Hilary Mice and deflaters - A Kerson Media Production

no income tax, no VAT, James makes money from rubbish cds. Jim seems to have spent a lot of time in Berlin. A couple new features and some cracking chat. Barn Owls eat mostly voles, shrews, mice and sometimes rats, and not barns, as their name would have you think. For more Chew the Cud, click here!- Buy us a coffee - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - no jokes from john cordy this week, he's been doing owl stuff on youtube. Swing by and say hi, he'll know what it means.  - Music by Hilary Mice and The bag half full blues band.  - A Kerson Media Production

James solved a murder as a child, both boys admit to making decisions beyond their years. James talks about a minor who liked green day, and doesn't understand how a takeaway works. Are there lions in the Bermuda triangle?A real low leg punch of an episode. It ain't classy but it'll do the jobFor more Chew the Cud, click here!- Buy us a coffee - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Featuring Joan Chordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Hilary Mice and the hand in gloves - A Kerson Media Production

Is it easier to be abducted today? Would James have been a good Gulf War soldier? Would you notice if you were inadvertently modelling for a cardigan catalogue? Let's find out!For more Chew the Cud, click here!- Buy us a coffee - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Featuring Joan Chordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Hilary Mice and the I Didn't Murder My Wife, Ft the I Don't Cares.  - A Kerson Media Production

Recorded with James via a tin can, we have two guests and the worst sound quality available. Theres some good chat if you can make it out. #blm #acab- Buy us a coffee - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Featuring Bleep as John Cordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Hilary Mice and the hooch three.  - A Kerson Media Production

One long conversation this week, so please keep your arms and legs inside the podcast. Stopping at The Lion King Parkway, Female comedians crossing, before arriving at Mushroom mick. James gets confused about mental illness, but admits to seducing men online. He reviews that rubbish will ferrell film.  #blm #acab- Buy us a coffee - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Featuring Ice T as John Cordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Hilary Mice and the hooch three.  - A Kerson Media Production

oooo boy. what a show we have, nearly an hour of chat. we've got the worst experiences in a shop, Jim feels only perverts and girls use tik tok, James agrees and tells us what he's seen, before outing himself as a netflix racist. Two magpies start a conversation, MONKEY NEWS. Jim interviews James' teacher and James talks us through how to do a home invasion. #blm #acab- Buy us a coffee - Vote for us, don't be a cuck. - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Featuring Nicolas Cage as John Cordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Hilary Mice and  the Informed Consent.  - A Kerson Media Production

face to face and it feels so good. james wants to help fix first world problems, the boys launch the first weekly top five and jim reckons someone tried to kill the vicar of dibley. all this. jim watched a q-anon documentary and is now joe rogan. #blm #acab- Buy us a coffee - Vote for us, don't be a cuck. - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Featuring ScarJo as John Cordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Hilary Mice and the yes no maybies.  - A Kerson Media Production

do you love minecraft? you'll love this! the boys debut a new feature by James, famous fathers, and we discover that Nicolas Cage is a good actor. James tells a story about insurance fraud. Look, its more of the same, but that's good. that's why we buy pringles.  - Buy us a coffee - Vote for us, don't be a cuck. - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Featuring Woody Allen as John Cordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Hilary Mice and the missing gemstone.  - A Kerson Media Production

well well well, what do we have here? it's been a year already?! like many things, this podcast has its ups and its downs. this here is a down. not episode 72 levels of down though. we've got some hot film chat late in the show, another edition of who's that alex jones, somehow, and jim's dad reviews a film. james learned about durham and is a machette sexy?#blm #acab- Buy us a coffee - Vote for us, don't be a cuck. - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Featuring Kid Rock as John Cordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Hilary Mice and the insignificant minutiae sextet.  - A Kerson Media Production

This episode is a real lot of talking. Various features were killed during the making of this episode, a veritable audio killing field. Getting flashbacks like a vietnam vet if i accidentally open the recycling bin on my laptop. ahh! not 'alex jones or alex jones'! like the buddy the vietcong killed, he had so much of his life ahead of him man, and now he's everywhere! do people even read these? - Buy us a coffee - Vote for us, don't be a cuck. - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Featuring Kid Rock as John Cordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Hilary Mice and the insignificant minutiae sextet.  - A Kerson Media Production

Dionne Warwick once sang 'What the world needs now is love, sweet love' but some of us are realists and maybe a podcast about nothing is enough. We've got three, count them THREE, features. I honestly don't know what more you want from us.  - Buy us a coffee - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Featuring Ron Howard as John Cordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Hilary Mice and Everything but the Badger.  - A Kerson Media Production

In this ever changing world in which we live in, good journalism is more important than ever. On an unrelated note, here is this week's podcast. A woman thinks cum will prevent the coronavirus and James places a very low price on his mother's life. - Jim - @NutForGod - James - @dr_j_skill - Patreon - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez- Featuring Ron Howard as John Cordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Hilary Mice and the Sad Sacks.  - A Kerson Media Production

I love it when a plan almost comes together in the morning, it smells like confused references. we didn't have time to record this week, so enjoy our meagre offerings. - Jim - @thrankyank69 - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez- Featuring Nathan Lane as John Cordy, additional jokes from Hilary Mice.  - Music by Bitch Cassidy - A Kerson Media Production

This episode is mostly nonsense, mostly. You've got film chat, take it home with ya. The lady at the back in the green jumper, there's ball chat. We are also pleased to announce that we are the world's first equally accessible podcast for all members of the LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA – Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Intersex, Queer, Curious, Asexual, Pansexual, Gender-non-conforming, Gender-Fluid, Non-binary, and Androgynous, community. - Jim - @thrankyank69 - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Music by Bitch Cassidy - A Kerson Media Production

They keep asking if we're back, I'm thinking we're back. Can you polish a turd? We try! We've got some news, some views and a lot of film based chat. Jim is just really tired. Honest. You can now text or call the show on +447451 241538!- Jim - @clownputer - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Music by Sensitive Pipework - A Kerson Media Production

oh look! another filler episode. Happy birthday John, keep strumming up there in heaven. 

Consider this an IOU episode.  - Jim - @clownputer - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Music by Sensitive Pipework - A Kerson Media Production

The rest of the recording session with Adam. We pick up with James reporting on the molestation of a dog. The only way is up, baby! More of that can chat you love, pod fan favourite Urfrat joins the conversation and so much more. All that's left to say is neither Jim, Adam or Glenn support a thing James says in this episode. #woke You can now text or call the show on +447451 241538!- Jim - @clownputer - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Music by Sensitive Pipework - A Kerson Media Production

Adam swings by the studio where the word 'gassing' is semantically explored, 'cans' gets said an awful lot and there's some long anecdotes. Is the biscuit clip in this one? This is a two parter as James is having a spa weekend in the woods. Part 2 next Wednesday, ish. You can now text or call the show on +447451 241538!- Jim - @clownputer - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Music by Sensitive Pipework - A Kerson Media Production

This week's show is packed with updates on the Corona Virus, Greta Thunberg and the world ending. We've got some hot takes, some big news stories and a man is attacked by a monkey.  You can now text or call the show on +447451 241538!- Jim - @clownputer - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Music by Sensitive Pipework - A Kerson Media Production

What a show! You've got Black Jesus, that's yours! You want a man tased in the balls? Here, fill your boots! How about 101 things you can do instead of sex? Check behind your ear, it's there! Not only all that, we break news again plus we have a Baby Harry update!You can now text or call the show on +447451 241538!- Jim - @clownputer - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Music by Sensitive Pipework - A Kerson Media Production

A return to a more settled show, the boys break some news, both good and bad. We've got moral outrage and Jeremy Vine being called rude words by someone who is not funny, not funny at all. Jaws is not about a shark and it's a film about cheese, not AIDS. You'll find out.  You can now text or call the show on +447451 241538!- Jim - @clownputer - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Music by Sensitive Pipework - A Kerson Media Production

Recorded directly after the last episode, it's the aftermath of 102. Alex clearly has the hots for James, Tim is into Alex and Jim is bemused by it all. James explains how he used a bread-stick with a lady friend. It starts of with further discussion about Anne Frank and somehow goes downhill. Jim and James do not share any of the views expressed in this episode, or any other. Good luck and godspeed.  You can now text or call the show on +447451 241538!- Jim - @clownputer - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Music by Sensitive Pipework - A Kerson Media Production

In a very loose episode we have two guests. That's right, it's Chew the Cud Gone Wild! We cover the usual, horse and dolphin sex (unrelated) and debut a fan song. We discuss the big news, is it too soon to say Kobe was a rapist because he raped a woman? Was Anne Frank an egotist? We don't think so but our guests do! Let us know how bad they are.  You can now text or call the show on +447451 241538!- Jim - @clownputer - James - @dr_j_skill - On twitter: @chewthecudpod - On Facebook: Chew the Cud - Produced by Glenn Lopez - Music by Sensitive Pipework - A Kerson Media Production