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Two cousins, music producer (Jeff Kite - The Voidz) and actor / comedian (Jonathan Kite - 2 Broke Girls), have freewheeling conversations about society and culture.

Jeff Kite & Jonathan Kite

  • Mar 2, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 57m AVG DURATION
  • 65 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Kites of the Round Table

Peanut Butter & Canceled Presidents

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 55:03


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Museums In Modern Times. American Tourism. Canceled Presidents.

Manslaughter & Giant Tortoises

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 61:00


Celebrities Cleared of Manslaughter. Celebrities with Exotic Pets. Oldest Living Animals. Jonathan Parking Lot StandUp. Jeff’s Hatred of Musicals.

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QAnon In Qongress & QOVID In Qalifornia

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 67:00


Jeff vs. Joshua Tree Desert Mice. COVID In California. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Tiger Documentary. And we answer your questions!

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In A Pickle

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 64:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: The History of Pickling. Wonder Woman 1984. Warner Bros/HBO MAX. Diversity In Film & TV. Restraining Orders. COVID. 2 Broke Girls Anecdotes. Boy Bands.

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The Man Behind The Curtain

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 45:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: The History of Candy. MAD Magazine. Marilyn Monroe. Capital Building Riot.

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Baby Chainsaws

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 55:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Gremlins. Death By Botox. Dump Months Series. And we take your questions.

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2020 Roundup

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2020 50:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Lockdown Preoccupations. Stanley Kubrick. The Dawn of Man. Early Jobs In Showbiz. Childhood Memories. Fur Coats.

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What's The Longest...?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 47:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: The Muppets. Sid Caesar. James Monroe. Statue Removals. The Black Godfather. What's The Longest...?

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Socially Distant Cousins

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2020 34:00


We're back!

Livin That Lockdown Life

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2020 57:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: The Coronavirus Lockdown.

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Quarantined Quzzins

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2020 50:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Coronavirus. Trump. Classic Video Games. McMillions. Batman.

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Outbreak!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2020 44:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Coronavirus. Space Aliens. Battles for Domain Names. Doomsday Scenarios.

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Joey Bologna Is Here!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 68:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Coronavirus. US Presidential Election. Jonathan’s Recent Standup. Trans Athletes.

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Pitiful Presidents & Pets On Planes

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2020 60:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Emotional Support Animals. Questionable Emergency Row Passengers. Worst Presidents in US History. Fans and Phones.

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Back In The Ring

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 50:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: The Comanche. Kevin Spacey. Kobe. Cancel Culture. Jonathan USO.

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Live from Carnegie Hall

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2020 61:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Famous Carnegie Hall Performances. Jonathan Performs For The USO. Chris Tucker. Linda Ronstadt. David Lynch. Anthony Bourdain.

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Houston, We Have A Problem

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2020 60:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: The Houston Astros Cheating Scandal. Biggest Cheaters in Sports History. The History of Popcorn. Favorite Rappers.

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Mr. David Kite, Sir

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2020 69:00


Jeff's uncle / Jon's dad joins The Round Table!

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Jacuzzis, Drones & Dinosaur Bones

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 63:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Dinosaurs on eBay. The Jacuzzi Family. High School Jobs. Old Western Films. Iran. Wildfires in Australia. Ricky Gervais. Jeffrey Epstein. And that’s just the first 5 minutes!

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The Big Five O

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2019 62:00


Jeff and Jonathan celebrate their 50th episode!

Get Some New Clothes. Get Some Chianti. You’re Fine.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2019 55:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Trump Impeachment. Jonathan's USO Tour. Popular Pigs. Flu Shots. Worst Airports in America. Tales of Lost Baggage. Uncut Gems.

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21st Century Distractions

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 45:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: 21st Century Distractions. The Simpsons. Trader Joe's Parking. New Voidz Video.

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Reflections 2010-2020 / Predictions 2020-2030

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2019 49:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Reflections 2010-2020 / Predictions 2020-2030. John Ford. Singing in the Shower. Censorship.

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A Very Kite Thanksgiving

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 29:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Porn for the Holidays. Thanksgiving Turkey Massacres. The Presidential Turkey Pardon. Mexico City Voidz Recap.

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I Want the Glengarry TVs!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2019 63:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: LA Stories of Yore. Speeding Tickets. Banksy. Bob Dylan.

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New Shining, Who Diss?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2019 59:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Fashion Fads. Live Sports. Jonathan & The Malaysian Con Man. Martin Scorsese VS. Marvel. The Olympics. Cannibal Ants.

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That Smokey Bear is Fulla Sh#t

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 73:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Jeff and Jonathan discuss: CA Wildfires. The Effects of Smartphones. The Facial Hair of US Presidents. Facial Attractiveness. Eddie Murphy. Edward Snowden.

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Earth: It's For The Birds

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2019 75:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Johnny Carson. Rodney Dangerfield. Old School Rap. Brand Mascots' Stories. Bird Behavior. The Joker.

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To Everything There Is A Season

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 48:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Atari. E.T. (The Sequel). Animation. NBA / China Controversy.

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The Jurassic Park Of Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2019 72:00


Jeff and Jonathan (and George!) discuss: Modern Art. U.S. National Parks. Battle of the Little Bighorn. Worst Traffic In The World. MAD Magazine.

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Tree Goats and Arctic Squirrels and Roadrunners, Oh My!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2019 54:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: The 2020 Presidential Race. The Sexual Proclivities of Catherine The Great. Noteworthy Events of 1796. Motivational Speakers. Arctic Squirrels, Tree Goats & Roadrunners. Hanna-Barbera.

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Are All Mac & Cheeses Created Equal?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 57:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Ice Cream Store Etiquette. Ken Burns' "Country Music". SNL Fires New Cast Member. Jonathan's Phone Call w Dan Aykroyd.

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Uber Etiquette | Bill Burr's Netflix Special | Censorship & Human Curiosity

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 43:00


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Uber Etiquette. Bill Burr's Netflix Special. Censorship & Human Curiosity.

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Classic Boogeymen | Dave Chappelle | Great Film Scores

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2019 50:34


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Classic Boogeymen. Dave Chappelle. Great Film Scores. Classic Movie Taglines. Mermaids.

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Amazon Wildfires | If Lebron Smoked | Jewish Home Alone

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 64:13


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Amazon Wildfires. Jonathan's 40th Birthday Party. Jewish Home Alone. If Lebron James Smoked Cigs. Concept Albums. Competing Streaming Platforms.

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Critics | Deepfakes | Sneaker Design

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2019 48:48


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Other Jeff and Jonathan Kites. Deepfakes. Critics. Outrage Culture. Sneaker Design.

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Quentin Tarantino | God & Aliens | Concert Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2019 54:36


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Quentin Tarantino. God & Aliens. Concert Etiquette. Career Epiphanies. Shopping For Vinyl.

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Once Upon A Time In Hollywood | Road Trips | Disney Heroes & Villains

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 53:35


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Road Trips. Disneyland. Disney Heroes & Villains.

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Kite Fest '19 | Jeff's European Vacation | High School Jobs

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2019 67:23


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Kite Fest '19. Jeff's European Vacation & Voidz Shows. High School Jobs.

Twitter Rage | Hotel Stories | Ancient Civilizations

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2019 46:27


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Dalai Lama. Hotel Stories. Ancient Civilizations. Jonathan's Dream Roles.

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Horror Movies | Twitter Censorship | Old School NBA

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2019 64:01


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Horror Movies. Outrage Culture. Twitter Censorship. Old School NBA. “Blasts from the Past” & “Weekly Roundup”.

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Cultural Appropriation | Music Biopics | Donating Blood

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2019 63:24


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Chernobyl. Donating Blood. Reality TV. Racism in Fashion. Cultural Appropriation. #InstagramDown. Conspiracy Theories. Music Biopics.

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Bragging | The Fathers Kite | Threats To Humanity

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2019 46:55


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Bragging. The Fathers Kite. Threats To Humanity.

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Voidz In NYC | Internet Trolls | Farewell iTunes

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 50:59


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Aretha Franklin. Crying On Planes. AGT. Voidz In NYC. Internet Trolls. Accidents On Stage. Calvin Klein vs LGBT. Farewell iTunes.

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Vices | Sex Robots | Abortion Ban

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2019 48:48


Jeff and Jonathan Kite discuss: Jonathan's Vices. Sex Robots. Alabama Abortion Ban.

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X-Rated Movies | Favorite Songs | Movie Quiz

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2019 65:11


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: X-Rated Movies. Robert Crumb. Pee-wee Herman. Frank Sinatra. Movie Quiz. Goodwill Runs. Favorite Songs. In Living Color. Bob Uecker.

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Avengers | Nicolas Cage | Shakespeare

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2019 64:15


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Shakespeare. Avengers. Special FX. Nicolas Cage. Privacy.

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BTS | Coachella | 7 Horrors of the World

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 46:18


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Summer Camp. BTS. Coachella. 7 Horrors of the World.

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NBA Playoffs | Coachella | Serial Killers

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2019 83:01


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Led Zeppelin. NBA Playoffs. 90s Fashion. Fake IDs. Coachella. Serial Killers. Capital Punishment.

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Near-Death Experiences | Animal Abuse | Jonathan Gets Blackmailed

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2019 63:50


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Near-Death Experiences. Animal Abuse. Gross People. Jonathan Gets Blackmailed. SNL.

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Classic Comedies | TV Show Ideas | Revisiting Old iNotes

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2019 60:54


Jeff and Jonathan discuss: Classic Comedies. TV Show Ideas. Revisiting Old iNotes. And we answer your questions!

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