Notice Me, Senpai!!!: An Anime Podcast

"Blow Up"Things are getting intense in Tokyo! The Golden Girls hit a string of bad luck after an attack from a new Combat Boomer. Priss, upset at Genom and Mason for all they've done, gets pissed leaves to visit a friend; Sho, and his Mother. The pair are neighbors of Priss, and together they celebrate Sho's birthday. But it can't be that good here in the dystopian future, can it? Priss gets a rude awakening the next day that changes everything, sending her on a war path towards Genom. Can the Girls directly take on Genom? What's Mason planning on doing? Can anybody understand the melting president? Join us, as Robert brushes up of his Five Night's at Freddy's lore, and Jane experiences some sleepy thoughts. Here, on Bubblegum Crisis, episode 3!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3QCarefree Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Follow us on Twitter!@Nmsenpaipodcast

"Born To Kill."We rejoin our Golden Girls as they continue their quest to eradicate the Boomer menace, but the the last mission they took has some overreaching consequences. As Mason addresses a crowd about an explosion in Genom's labs, a girl from the crowd moves to attack him, saying that Genom got her fiance killed. Lenna, recognizing the girl as Irene from her acrobatics class, approaches her to learn more about the explosion and Genom's involvement. She's not the only one who approaching Irene, however, as the two are being tailed by some very large woman...Join NMS with our coverage of Episode 2 for more melting man action! More of the Boomer and Karen menace! And more..."What's in an anime Name!!!" Here on Episode 2 of Bubblegum Crisis!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3QPixelland Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Follow us on Twitter!@Nmsenpaipodcast

"Tinsel Town Rhapsody"Log in, Hackers! Time for a trip into the dystopian far future of...2032. We join up with the Kight Sabers; Sylia, Linna, Priss, and Nene. They are armed and trained to combat horrible machines named Boomers. In this episode, the Knight Sabers are approached by the militaristic Space Force to help track down a missing man and girl. Accepting the job, but not trusting their employers, the Kight Sabers carefully begin to track the pair down, but they'll find much more than they bargained for! If this doesn't excite you, I don't know what will. Join Jane and Robert for their first Cyberpunk adventure. Prepare yourself for the gritty Lazytown reboot, two melting men, and endless gushing over the best anime character of all time. Here, on Bubblegum Crisis episode 1!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3QCarpe Diem by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3478-carpe-diemLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Follow us on Twitter!@Nmsenpaipodcast

Dōbutsu no Mori (Animal Crossing)Hot of the boats, is an village-side adventure starring your favorite crossing animals! Join Jane and Robert as they cover 2006's Wild World OVA adaptation. We follow Ai, just as she moves into a new town. There she meets all kinds of interesting characters and makes several friends along the way including Rosie, the girlish cat and Margie, the artistic elephant. Ai even meets a fellow human, Yu. She hopes for a new start, but she just moight find much more than that. Will a 14 tie-in movie for a video game be a surprising gem or will it rot, like forgotten turnips on a sunday? Join us as we discover Dōbutsu no Mori!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3QCarpe Diem by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3478-carpe-diemLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Follow us on Twitter!@Nmsenpaipodcast

"Super Mario Bros.: Pīchi-hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen!"It's to the Mushroom Kingdom for the next episode of NMS! Robert invites Daniel Hagberg to the show to cover the 1986 Japanese animated movie. Mario, while playing video games one night, meets the beautiful and magical princess, Peach. The princess hides with Mario, but is soon kidnapped by King Koopa, the leader of the Koopa tribe. Leaving only a necklace behind to lead the way, Mario, Luigi, and a strange dog all journey into the Mushroom Kingdom to save the princess. They'll met strange things on their quest; like a very hairy wizard, a priest with balls, and like a lot of montages. Daniel and Robert can only try to stay sane as they jump into a warp pipe to enter the Super Mario Bros. Movie!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3QFollow us on Twitter!@Nmsenpaipodcast

Rover Dangerfield (1991)What? an animated movie about a singing dog on a podcast about anime!?That's right! Join brothers Robert and Richard as they re-live the chaotic animated world of the 90's. Our first movie is Rover Dangerfield, an animated vehicle for famed comedian Rodney Dangerfield. It's a Vegas fueled musical trip into the farmland as Rover gets lost away from home. Through his journey he finds loss, loves, and maybe sings a little song about pee. Can he find his way home, or does he want to stay a farm dog? Can the brothers stay sane working the land? Find out on Rover Dangerfield!"Smooth Lovin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Shiny Tech II" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Aces High" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Follow us on Twitter!https://twitter.com/Noprobsrobshttps://twitter.com/Badbaronet

Sudden Separation and Two Peoples' DaysTensions rise as Seiji and Midori's predicament way on their lives. After a heart to heart, Midori tells herself it's time to go, and just like that, she's gone. Seiji, now free, spirals into depression with a complex whirl of emotions. Glad to be himself again, but also angry at being alone, he finds solace in buying porn magazines with his friend. Elsewhere, Midori awakens, nut with no memory of the last 12 days. Only having a fondness of where she has been. Can Seiji work of the courage to confront his feelings? Will the two finally end up together? More importantly, what will happen to the fat Sean Schemmel cat? Join us as we put another show to rest and we reveal what show we'll be covering! Here, on the finale of Midori Days!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3QCarpe Diem by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3478-carpe-diemLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Follow us on Twitter!@Nmsenpaipodcast

"Fated Reunion"Stressing about an upcoming test, Seiji attempts to trick Midori into taking it for him. Waging servitude to the winner, the duo play Rock, Paper, Sissors. In a streak of bad luck, Seiji can't even beat Midori and has to tell the hand girl he love her. Later, Ayase makes another attempt at wooing Seiji, only to have it backfire once again. Just as we start to that this is just another wacky day in their lives, Kota gets kidnapped by thugs. Can Seiji save Kota? Find out as we start the conclusion to Midori Days in episode 11!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3QFollow us on Twitter!@Nmsenpaipodcast

"Distance of the Hearts"While on a night out with friends, Ayase is horrified to find out the evening turns into a triple date with Seiji among the boys. In a panic, Ayase dons a disguise as not to be recognized. Surprisingly Seiji has no idea and is absolutely horny for that page-boy hat action. The group elect to play King's game, which only ends in unexpectedly for all. Later, Seiji runs into a timid young man named Kouta Shingyoji. Kouta needs help from Seiji concerning his very close friend, Midori, and believes the delinquent is the only one who can help him. Will Ayase and Seiji kiss? Can Seiji help Kouta? Can Guy Feiti open the heart of darkness? Find out with us on Midori Days episode 10!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3QFollow us on Twitter!@Nmsenpaipodcast

"Takky Days"Another seemingly normal day for Seiji and Midori gets thrown into chaos when Takamizawa reenters their lives. Having regained his memories from last time, Takimizawa has been following the pair taking candid photos of Midori and posting them online. Seiji threatens the nerd to take the photos down. Relenting, Takimizawa say that he will. BUT FIRST they need to help him. There's a convention in town and Tajamizawa has a booth filled with Midori dolls. Disturbed but with no alternative, the duo help the hock all his merchandise. Leaving with half the profits, Seiji and Midori shrug it off and leave.Until a few days later when Takimizawa returns. He need their help again. Because he's in love. Not with a doll either, but an actual person! Will Takimizawa win his love? Can Seiji save the girl by sabotaging their encounter? Can you believe I got all this chicken wire at Menards on sale!? Hop aboard on the skeevy train to Georgia here on Midori Days episode 9!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3QFollow us on Twitter!@Nmsenpaipodcast

“Right Hand Seiji”Seiji and Midori awaken for another day, but they find something incredibly wrong. Midori is no longer of Seiji's hand. On the contrary, Seiji is now on Midori's hand! Confused? Good! The duo try to deal with the new problem by finding clothes for Seiji to wear. They take a trip to the nerd store and have some shenanigans until Midori bumps into an old friend. They catch up and Midori has a revelation. Does she miss her old life? Will the two fix this mess? Is the person on the other hand? Midori episode 8!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"First Date"Accepting the offer to see a movie in the last episode, Seiji gets wrapped into spending a night with Ayase on a date. Ayase, love struck, has an entire strategy for the night. Even though meticulously plotting the entire evening, every pass seems to fail. In a lasty ditch effort, Ayase invites Seiji over for dinner. He accepts to Midori's dismay. Sound familar? Oh well. Will Ayase strike out? Join our coverage to see what we think of Midori Days episode 7 and also a little hot topic convo on the man, the myth, the legend, Joe Exotic!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

Secret of the SealTaking a break from Midori, Jane and Robert travel to the Mediterranean city of Sardinia. Here, they''ll uncover a wonderful secret: the 1992 movie animated movie Tottoi! Tottoi follows the story of a young boy named Antonio, and his adjustment to his new life in a new town. While swimming one day, he spots a large creature in the ocean. Believing it to be a seal, the townsfolk tell him that Seals have long been driven from the shores of Sardinia. With the help of some new friends, Antonio finds a mother seal with a small adorable pup. But the discovery also brings the attention of some suspicious characters. Join us as we rediscover this lost movie. It's dated, and reeks of the 90's, but it's a blast. Can Tottoi protect the seals? Will we found out this Seal's Secret? Can Tony Jay handle multiple accents in one scene? Dive right in for Secret of the Seal!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"Shiori's Big Love Love Strategy."Seiji and Midori prepare for peaceful sunday walk. However, the neighbor girl, Shiori, convinces her Dad to let Seiji babysit her. Seiji, now saddled with a little girl who loves him, attempts to pass the day without incident. Taking her along on their walk, we learn more about the little girl, and while they just start to have fun, they run into a familiar face. Rin. Hoping for a good laugh, Rin takes the young Shiori under her wing. Thus begets an onslaught for Seiji and Midori. Also, another eyes Seiji from the shadows. It's Ayase, waiting for her chance to ask Seiji on a date. Will Seiji manage to stay sane? Will Ayase work up the nerve to ask Seiji out? Is a character we've only seen twice really going to get this much character drama? Be careful, this episode might just warrant you a visit from Chris Hansen. Here, on episode 6 of Midori Days!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"Love Strength"After getting punished by the evil Gym teacher, Nishi, Seiji goes home sore and upset. Thirsty, he grabs a bottle out of the fridge and starts drinking, only to find he's just chugged a whole bunch of his sister's tequila! Passing out drunk, It's up to Midori to care for seiji. After cleaning the house and sending of visitors, Midori passes out, only for Seiji to wake to find her sick! Oh no! There's a whole bunch of shenanigans here, folks! We got a lot to wade through, so hop on, and join Jane and Robert as they discuss Midori, The future Mario movie, Back to the Barnyard, and the return of a certain puppet! Find out all the answers here on Midori Days episode 5!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

Secret's Exposure!?After a wacky situation leaves Midori's outfit covered in ice cream, Seiji takes her to a doll shop for new clothes. There, he finds a horrible sight: nerds. One of the nerds from his school, Shuichi Takamizawa, says hello. But, to Seiji's horror, Takamizawa finds out about the girl on his hand. Believing Midori to be a intricate doll, Takamizawa pressures Seiji for information about it. Freaking out Seiji knocks Takamizawa out with a judo chop and runs. However, their ordeal is long from over. Takamizawa begins stalking the two. Can they get away? To what lengths will Takamizawa go? Can you believe an episode about a stalker is our Valentine's day episode? We're sorry here on Episode 4 of Midori days!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

Discovery DaysSeiji and Midori are getting used to their fused lives until something terrible happens. Seiji's older sister, Rin, comes to town. Rin herself is a nightmare, a gang leader, she torments her brother and has come to steal his allowance. She quickly discovers Midori, however, and blackmails Seiji into treating her gang to a day at the spa. Amonst the shenanigans, we find out about Seiji's past and how he became the "Devil Right-hand" he is today.Join along as we are horrified by abusive women, talk Smash bros, and we handle a sudden appearance of a wild Karen. All here on Episode 3 of Midori Days!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"The Love Between Us"Seiji and Midori continue trying to continue living with their whole fused body thing. Being fed up with it already, Seiji makes plans to visit the girl's house after school, despite Midori's protests. When a gang of thugs show up to the school looking for him, Seiji refuses to fight them. Takako Ayase, the school body president, tries to confront them. When one of the gang hits Ayase, Seiji springs into action, sending them all packing. This only ends badly, as the thugs kidnap Seiji's friend, Miyahara, in retaliation. Leaving to contront them, Seiji is followed by Ayase, who know wants to understand the yankee bully. Things are getting a little serious for a romantic comedy. Can Seiji save Miyahara? Will Seiji save Miyahara? Join our discussion and find out what we thought. Come along for more bits and tits. Here on Midori Days episode 2!Note: In this episode Robert confuses the actor Jay Baruchel with another actor, Justin Long. This transgression is inexcusable and know he has been warned. We apologize.

Day 1 - The Right Hand GirlfriendSeiji Sawamura is one tough dude. Often picking fights with thugs, this high-school student wipes the floor with his enemies thanks to his "Devil Right Hand." However, Seiji wishes to fall in love. His problem is that his fighting ways have terrified all the girls. Little does he know, the shy Midori Kasagano adores him and also makes a wish. She want to get closer to Seiji. Then one morning, everything changes. She becomes his right hand. Like, literally. Her torso is now on his wrist.Yeeeeeah. Join Jane and Robert for their third adventure as they talk about Midori Days, Cats, Silent Hill, and witness the greatest cat in anime. Here, of course, on Midori Days, episode 1!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

Isudatte my Santa, Episode 1It's Christmas time folks and the time for our very first Winter special! We cover "Always my Santa", a story about a miserable young man unfortunately named Santa. His parents always spent Christmas away from home without him, so he spends the holiday moping around in anime fashion. One evening at the mall, Santa has an encounter with a young girl named Mai, and as she explains, is a "Santa". Santas, in fact, are magical girls who make the holidays perfect for boys and girls around the world. Mai's mission? To give Santa a perfect Christmas! Yeah, it's a goddamn meth-induced fever dream. Jane and Robert are joined by Richard Neal to help make sense of this nutmeg spiced nightmare. Spoiler alert, we don't. But, we have an unforgettable podcast filled with mania and fury for your holiday needs. Lay out some cookies, and expect a holly, jolly nigh 2-hour special with Isudatte my Santa!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"Under Sakurako-san's Feet..."After the conclusion of the last episode, Shōtarou Tatewaki and Sakurako Kujō go their separate ways. Sakurako cloisters herself, still intent on tracking down "The Spenoider", while Tatewaki spends his days going back to normal. Tatewaki, finding himself missing the Bone Detective, thinks back to when they first met, and their first case. A missing elderly woman. In his path back through his memories, he remembers something Sakurako once told him. Something that motivates him to run back to her. Tatewaki determined to spend his days with her, even though their lives are in danger. Can the two reconcile? Who can stop "The Spenoider"? Well, we don't find that one out, but there are many other answers! Not to mention the reveal of our next show! One last bone romp with us on Episode 12 of Beautiful Bones!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"The Butterfly Vanished in November, Part 2"The gang continue to track down Hitoe, and thanks to Minami, they find her in a small cabin in the woods. The cabin itself was a haven for Minami, Hitoe, and the long lost Futaba, until one night everything changed. All gets revealed and the truth about the three girls, the night Futaba went missing, and the confirmed influence of a serial killer throws the lives of Sakurako Kujo and Shotaro Tatewaki into chaos. Now in the sight of "The Sphenoider", Sukurako makes a drastic decision, one to protect Tatewaki from getting killed. What's the truth? Can our duo survive? Could I possibly be any more vague? You have to listen and find out. Join the disscussion that prompted an update for doesthedogdie.com. You've been warned for Beautiful Bones, episode 11!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"The Butterfly Vanished in November, Part 1"Sakurako Kujo, Shotaro Tatewaki, and Itsuki Izosaki spend a day in the forest looking for bones. As they stumble on the corpse of a Rabbit, Izosaki gets a call. His former student, Hitoe Madoka, has gone missing. Sakurako and Tatewaki join Izosaki in investigating the disappearance. Hitoe was a member of a circle of friends including herself, Tsutsumi Minami, and Futaba Nishizawa, the latter having went missing four years ago. The trio question the parents of both Hitoe and Minami and discover the two had split and haven't talk in a while. A clue leads the gang to Minami, who spends her time away from home at a restaurant. Disheveled and refusing to talk, Sakurako invites her to dinner at her manor, hoping to entice her to talk. Grateful, Minami explains that a man had come between the two. An artist, who is now coxing Hitoe into becoming his newest model. Can the trio find the missing girl? Is Minami sharing the truth? Are you ready for another round of "What's In An Anime Name?" Hope aboard for Beautiful Bones episode 10!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3QPixelland Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Grandmother's Pudding"While getting some treats, Yuriko Kougami bumps into Sakurako Kujō & Shotarou Tatewaki. While walking together, Yuriko talks about how she has since come to terms with her grandmother's death and has now been going through her belongings. She asks the pair to help her with a mystery she has. Yuriko's grandmother wanted to give her a painting before she died, but with her Grandmother now deceased and there being 3 paintings, she can't figure out which one was meant to be her's. Sakurako finds a solution and the talk about grandmothers prompts Shotarou to visit the grave of his Grandmother and offer her the pudding they always ate together while she was in the hospital. She had never liked the puddings. Shotarou wonders why would she eat them with him. He finds an answer in Ume Sawa. Be careful guys, this one's a bummer. We have 3 dead grandmothers here, so bring your tissues, for Beautiful Bones episode 9!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

The Entrusted Bones, Part 2Even though the skeleton found in the last episode was taken by the police, Shōtarou Tatewaki continues investigating. Dragging Sakurako Kujo with him, they visit the sister of the old teacher. Sayuki Haruma, now spending her days in a nursing home, thanks the pair for returning the Sasaki's belongings. Haruma explains the identity of the skeleton. The skeleton had used to be a caretaker taken in by their family, her name Natsuko Sono. Sasaki had loved Sono, but Sono soon had a baby out of wedlock. A baby who did not make it after pregnancy. A baby's skeleton should be with Sasaki's belongings. Confused, The duo hunt down the remains of the baby for the elderly Haruma, as she wishes they all be buried in the same plot. But all is not as it appears. What doesn't add up? Can we manage another baby twist? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BONES? Take a look in Beautiful Bones episode 8!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

The Entrusted Bones, Part 1It's festival time again! It's the Meisei festival at Shōtarou Tatewaki's school, and to his surprise, Sakurako Kujo actually showed up. While serving her a pancake at his room's dessert booth, She disappears. He finds her in the biology class, observing the school's collection of bones. Teacher Itsuki Isozaki arrives to kick them out, but Sakurako protests. The collection of bones at the school is horribly mistreated. Isozaki makes a deal with Sakurako. If he buys her dessert, the three of them can spend the day reorganizing the collection. They find more than bones, however, as the previous teacher's collection comes to light. Among the collection, they even find a human skeleton. How did it get there? Will Tatewaki and Sakurako be able to set aside their differences? Can you hang a gnarly ten, dude? Join the festivities on Beautiful Bones episode 7!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"Asahi Bridge Irregulars"Our focus shifts to a day in the life of Yuriko Kougami, as she spends an evening at the local summer festival. Pressured by friends, she opts to invite Shōtarou Tatewaki, but all efforts to contact him are fruitless. As Kougami gets left behind by her friends on a bridge overlooking a river, she sees a woman, wearing black, all by herself. She loses track of the woman and Yuriko finds a letter left at the rails of the bridge where she once stood. Believing the letter left by the woman to be a suicide note, she tries to track the woman down. In her search, she finds some reluctant help in science teacher, Itsuki Isozaki, as well as local police officer and NMS favorite, Hiroki Utsumi. Will Kougami find the woman in time to save her? Watch, then join us for our talk. We cover things like frontiersman-ship, Clint Howard, and a new game segment you're sure to at least tolerate. Here first, on Beautiful Bones episode 6! Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"Cursed Man Part 2"Tension at the Takeshi household ramps up as Sakurako Kujo begins to solve the mystery around the titular cursed man. Finding the cursed painting still in Fujiko's office, Kujo explains that thee painting was painted with Sheele's Green, a old paint made with arsenic. With the mystery of Fujiko's curse set the family begins to finally have their party as Fujiko goes outside to smoke one last cigarette. As the group talks, several inconsistencies pop up. Just as Kujo realizes what exactly is going on. Just as she is about to speak, A scream rings outside. What is going on in the house? Are you ready to learn about Sheele's Green? Discover new things, and old things, and all kinds of things on Beautiful Bones Episode 5!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

The Cursed Man, Part 1Shōtarou Tatewaki gets a call from officer Hiroki Utsumi to seek help from Sakurako Kujō. Utsumi has a friend from school, Takeshi Fujioka, who beleives he's going to die. The males of Fujika's family all have meet with unexpected deaths. Utsumi just wants the bone genius to help talk some sense into his friend, as Fujika and his wife had just had a baby. The trio arrival to find not one curse, but 2 more. A mysterious painting given to Fujika is said to have terrible affects on it's owner, as well as a cursed dog who fujika has recently adopted from a relative who passed away. Can Sakurako and Tatewaki help this cursed man? Is there more going on than what's been said? Can I even deal with this amazing anime dog? Find out on Beautiful Bones episode 4!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

The Bones that Slumber in SummerSakurako and Shotarou take another trip to hunt for bones. This time to isolated hiking trails far into the mountains. They stumble upon another body, this one a decomposed skeleton. They try to investigate, but are ousted by the local police. Takewaki is later approached by classmate Yuriko Kougami. She thanks him for finding the body as it was her grandmother's, who committed suicide. Takewaki asks Sakurako to help console Kougami, but the bone detective has some interesting insights into the death of the grandmother. How did the grandmother die? How will Jane and Robert keep the episode from getting too dark? Find out with us on Beautiful Bones episode 3!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"Where Do You Live?"It's just another normal night for Shōtarō Tatewaki, until he stumbles upon a lost child in a parking lot. Tatewaki helps police officer Hiroki Utsumi in a search for the girl's parents. Questioning the child, however, proves little use. Finding a bloody hand print on the girl's bag prompts Tatewaki to bring the investigation to Sakurako. With a little help from Takewaki's classmate, Yukiro Kōgami, they're able to track down the girl's house. Inside they find the girt's mother, murdered. Takewaki and Sakurako investigate, however they might find the killer is still close by. Why was the mother murdered? Will the duo make it out alive? Join us, for Beautiful Bones episode 2!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"The Princess Who Loves Bones"Jane and Robert move onto their second show, The Beautiful Bones! This series follows High school student Shōtarō Tatewaki, and his unusual friendship with an extraordinary osteologist named Sakurako Kujō. Their exploits lead them to the beach to search for good animal bones, however, Tatewaki happens across a human skull. The duo then get wrapped up in an couple's apparent suicide. Did the lovers really kill themselves? Will all the bone research in Keijo!!!!!!!! help Jane's summary? Will Robert be able to nurse his hangover? Find out on Beautiful Bones Episode 1!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

What goes up must come down!It's hedgehog time and I hope you’re fast enough to keep up! We join Sonic and Tails for a high-flying adventure to save the world. Getting roped into helping Robotnik, the duo are tasked with powering down a reactor going crazy in the mechanical city of Robotropolis. If not shut down, it would destroy the world. but...is their more going on? Can Jane and Robert possibly keep up with the lightning-fast hedgehog? Well, it's lucky they've called on Sonic the Hedgehog expert and friend, Zachary Brockman, to help with this special episode! How will we fair? Only one way to find out! So grab your rings and chili-dogs, it's time for Sonic the Hedgehog!Note: This episode was recorded before the 2019 Sonic live-action move trailer was released. We talk about the movie shortly, but please keep in mind it's before we saw the horrors of Sonic teeth. Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

We've finally birthed this monster Keijo!!!!!!!! and now we get to roast it. Join us for a discussion about how we felt about Keijo!!!!!!!! as a whole, it's characters, and how we've changed as people(not much). Also, the reveal of the next show we'll be covering happens here on the wrap-up to Keijo!!!!!!!!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"The Heated Battle's Rear-End!!!!"Tits, asses, and exhausting plots. It's been a long ride, folks. Now we're at the end. It's a little bittersweet. Almost. Kinda. Our battle from the last episode continues. It's now a full Setouchi team versus Kaya, Maya's alter-ego and Tae...Well maybe just Kaya. The girls don't fair well against the superpowered plot device. It all comes down to a gamble, one that gives Nozomi a fighting chance. It's real weird guys. It's the epic showdown! You don't want to miss it here on Keijo!!!...oh the shows still going. Oh...we get a long send off. Okay, well, don't miss that. Who will win the East-West war? Where will our girls end up when they Graduate? Will there be a season 2? No, there won't be. Join us, and find out, on the conclusion to Keijo!!!!!!! Episode 12!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"The Castle of the Final Match!!!!" Are you ready for this? I don't think you are, brother. We are now at the penultimate episode. Unfortunately, Nozomi's back in the spotlight for this one. She's backed by, Rokudo, Kawai, and Kogatana(that bleach looking girl). Their fight? Tae, the butt wall fighter. Midori, who really doesn't have a character. Hikari, the bust magician. As well as Maya, Nozomi's new rival. Setouchi is met with new surprises. Suraga, as well, finds themselves against a tough fight. It's an all-out war. Magic, ass sniffing, and a plot twist so out there, your head will spin. And all of this on a Japanese castle. Hop aboard for Keijo!!!!!!!! Episode 11!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"The East-West War's Second Race!!!!" The second race begins! This time we see Aoba and Non, along with Atsuka and Usagi, in the ring. They face off against a plethora of wacky new anime characters. Kurogiri the fairy girl, Hot-butted Higuchi, the waltzer Itoeda, and finally, Sanea Hououin the black beast. This match takes place on a land that's two planes tied together. How with Satochi deal with this Indiana Jones style match? Well, Aoba just might have a few things up her sleeves. Though she just might be in over her head. Also there's a wall of asses, so don't miss this one. Find out the conclusion here on Keijo!!!!!!!! episode 10!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"The East-West War's Second Race!!!!"The first match begins and, oh boy, you'd better hold on to something. This episode gets crazy. Our match is a 4 on 4. On the west school team is Miyata, Miyu, Kotone, and that red-headed girl we saw in earlier groups shots. They fight those annoying twins, Saki Hanayama, and Nami Nanase. Nanase, however, has a grudge against Miyata and is not afraid to show her cannibalism quirk. It's a fight filled to the brim with breakneck action so tonally inconsistent it'll give you whiplash. But the important question is this: what will Miyata's father think!? Find out the answer to this family drama, and fetish bait, here on Keijo!!!!!!!! episode 9!

"The Dramatic East-West War!!!!"We're finally here folks! The ending stretch! The East-West war as well! But, first, we get our match between Usagi and Nozomi. Don't worry, it doesn't last long. Then to Suruga, the East school. however, our girls are unprepared for the snobbish, arrogant, and better funded east school girls. Drama ramps up as the first match is set up, a 4 on 4 fight on a beautiful windows screen saver. How will our girls deal with the new competition? Will Miyata's father show up? The excitement is only beginning! Street fights, fanatic rabbit girls, and water tables await in Keijo!!!!!!!! episode 8!Note - The audio quality for this episode is terrible. Several things contributed to this, such as learning how to use a new mic and constant background noises. We apologize for this and will strive for better quality.Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"Where the Turnips lead!!!We're back in Kyoto to continue our Training! The girls are getting plowed from all the hard work they've bean doing! Nozomi, however, is given a special course from Shiriyuki! Her training? Pulling turnips from the ground with her butt. It's hard work! She despears the situation. She's really having a berry hard time with it. Peahaps Shiriyuki doesn't carrot all about her training. Also the other girls turnip for some small scenes. What's this show about again? Well, Nozomi isn't beet just yet! She finds a new challenger, in the absolutely bananas Usagi! If she wants to get ahead she'd better brussel! Will she make it? Lettuce find out on Keijo!!!!!!!! episode 7!Intro/OutroA Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"Alluring Kyoto Trip!"We are half way through Keijo!!!!!!!! and where does this action packed show take us!? To Kyoto of course! Nozomi and the gang aren't here for fun, however, as they've been selected to go to a special training camp. The girls get to see amazing locations in the bustling city and spend some quality time together. But we're not here for that crap! Nozomi gets paired with the infighters and they are placed under the tutelage of famed Keijo professional, Kyoko Shiriyuki! That lady from the very beginning of the show! How will Nozomi handle being trained by a famous athlete? Does she have what it takes to go up against the "Kyoto's Missle lady"? Will Oshima ever appear again? Can Jane keep from going crazy? These hard hitting questions, and more, on Keijo!!!!!!!! Episode 6!Intro/Outro music by: A Himitsu - Smile: youtu.be/pJmYTwELY3Q

"Full-Auto Cerberus!!!!"It's time for the battle you've all been waiting for! It's Nozomi vs. Kotone! Who will make it on top?! How will Nozomi fair against the Thoroughbred boy-love lover Kotone? Not well, as it turns out, as Kotone is not alone. She's bonded with a spirit? A demon? Maybe she's a cyborg? I don't know, but her ass is commanded by Cerebrus, a wolf thing. It's absolutely ridiculous. Nozomi, as well, will have to deal with a new type of land. The "Fountain" type. You can guess what it is. Also some other character show up for exposition dialogue. Join us for complete break-neck action here, and nowhere else, on Keijo!!!!!!!! Episode 5!Intro/Outro music is "Saikai no Yakusoku" by Souichi Sakagami.https://www.tandess.com/en/music/

"The Battle for the Fastest Butt!!!!"Here we are, folks, the time for the class race is here! Miyata and Rokudo are finally settling who is the fastest Keijo player in school. Also, two other girls are there. But that's not all! Non gets her chance to shine in the ring against famed Elite Class Atsuko Yoshido. Also, two other girls are there. There’s even more folks! Alba faces off with Mio Kusakai. Also, two other girls are there. The end sets up the match between our hero Nozomi and the "thoroughbred"(???) Kotone Fujisaki. Also, two other girls are there. It's the most excitement ever in Keijo!!!!!!!! So prepare yourself for teleporting girls, butt absorption, and titty-hypnosis, here on Keijo!!!!!!!! Episode 4!Intro/Outro music is "Saikai no Yakusoku" by Souichi Sakagami.https://www.tandess.com/en/music/

"Vacuum Butt Cannon!!!!"Episode 3 of Keijo!!!!!!!! is underway and right out of the gate it's already looking better than the last episode. Nozomi learns about the mysterious attack she used by accident, The legendary Vacuum Butt Cannon. Instructor Ujibi hesitantly helps her to learn this special technique. The training? Wearing a constrictive leather body suit called the UTM. Also Miyata gains a rival and apparently Aoba is an X-men. It's sexy as hell, so come along with us as we come up with better ideas for shows and expand on the lore of Mike, the Janitor, on Keijo!!!!!!!! Episode 3!Intro/Outro music is "Saikai no Yakusoku" by Souichi Sakagami.https://www.tandess.com/en/music/Hi-hat sample by Luke Oswald at DrumAngleOfficialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjK7QFsP0qM

"The Hip Toss Brings Us Together!!!!"Now we enter episode 2 of Keijo!!!!!!!! That wacky show about butts and boobs. What could possibly await Nozomi and the gang in the first stages of Keijo training? Not a lot actually, as our second episode is already filled with meaningless filler and training montages. Join us as Jane gives a researched explanation of the differences between the western and eastern pelvis and Robert takes time to make several rants. Only this, and nothing more, on Keijo!!!!!!!! Episode 2!Intro/Outro music is "Saikai no Yakusoku" by Souichi Sakagami.https://www.tandess.com/en/music/"Long Road Ahead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Setouchi Keijo Training School!!!!"Join NMS as we dive into our first ever Anime discussion. Hosts Jane Duncan and Robert Neal cover the first episode of Keijo!!!!!!!! A show that tells the story about Nozomi, and her journey through the sport of Keijo, a game where girls kill each other with only their boobs and butts. Will Nozomi make it through Setouchi Keijo Training School? Will she win the preliminary keijo test? Do Jane and Robert know anything about human bones? All this and more on Keijo!!!!!!!! Episode 1!Intro/Outro music is "Saikai no Yakusoku" by Souichi Sakagami.https://www.tandess.com/en/music/