Oh the Horror!

We got a new host on Oh, The Horror this week so we are talking favorite horror movies, modern, classics and cringe worthy! And because everywhere we turn Mr. King is there we are talking In The Tall Grass new on netflix. Stay tuned for the best time of the year (or worst) Holiday horror movies. Instagram: @ohthehorrorpodcast & Twitter: @ohthehorrorpod

Midsommar, the new hot button horror movie. Is it worth the hype? Well we are here to give you our opinion on that and TNT’s early 2000’s sacrilegious programming. Joined with week by Chanel and fellow horror fan we delve into this summers big hit. Twitter @ohthehorrorpod Instagram @ohthehorrorpodcast

REEE-MAKE *reggae horn* That's right, this time, on our bi-annual podcast, we see the new Pet Sematary. Y'all, did you see the old Pet Sematary? Pretty good, right?! And then they made Pet Sematary 2, and it was... much less good, but still fun! Well, let's just say, this is the third best Pet Sematary. Also, in a very uncharacteristic turn for us, we manage to see Us, which is a whole lot better, just make sure you don't squint too hard. It's not a squint-at-the-plot kinda movie. So there you go: TWO relevant movies. It's been a weird week. Like/follow/suggest what we should watch next @ohthehorrorpodcast (instagram) @ohthehorrorpod (twitter) Music by Karl Casey

Ep. 29 Suspiria, Summer of '84, etc. by Oh the Horror!

If someone tried to kill you in your slat-doored closet, busting through it like the Kool-Aid Man, would it affect the way you approached slat-doored closets in future homes? "No thanks," you might say, "I am averse to louvered doors now, I do not like being able to see my murderer through them, and vice versa." Well, you apparently do NOT have the constitution of LAURIE STRODE. This time around, we explore the new "House on Haunted Hill" series on Netflix, as well as "Malevolent," "Salem's Lot," and an apparently made-for-TV version of "Truth or Dare," which led a very confused Mark on a garbage ride, waiting for all the action seen in the Blumhouse version's trailer (why aren't they doing that weird smile thing yet? We're 80 minutes in!). And finally, just in time for Halloween, we catch "Halloween," the 2018 version of course. It's been 40 years, and we find out how many slat-doored closets Laurie Strode can tolerate in her house. Spoiler: it's a lot. "Put a slat-doored closet in every goddamn room," Laurie explained to the contractor, "I will not let this turn into some kind of phobia." That's the spirit, Laurie!

Look out, 'cuz we're about to hit you with that Costco-size movie podcast today. We got seven, SEVEN, movies on the docket. And a couple of them are even good! We start with a brief introduction to the world of haunted apps (because techno-horror is a growing and stupid trend) with Bedeviled, then Mark recounts his surprise with Tusk, the 2014 Kevin Smith joint. We also watched The New Daughter (Kevin Costner is firmly in the "dad" phase of his career, and it suits him), Creep, The Gate, A Cure for Wellness, and A Dark Song. Quite the mixed bag. (see timestamps for specific movies, in case you don't care to sit through a tirade against a director's "vision" or whatever) Bedeviled Tusk The New Daughter Creep The Gate A Cure for Wellness A Dark Song

Don't you hate it when your mom keeps relapsing on painkillers and starts dating vampires? This week, we jump into the well of dysfunction that is "Family Blood," which features all the fun of divorce and addiction, but also throws in a vampire stepdad. Mark takes a look at "Don't Hang Up" and gives way too much feedback on his feelings about the sign language in "A Quiet Place," and we discuss the 73 minute anti-masterpiece "Wolves at the Door," which glamorizes the actual murders of actual people. How cool! Finally, we take aim at "As Above So Below," which posits the question: What happens if you visit Paris, and the catacombs are actually open to visitors? (Unlike the time we went. Not that we're sour or anything.) Like/follow/suggest what we should watch next @ohthehorrorpodcast (instagram) @ohthehorrorpod (twitter)

Get out your jacket, Satan, because hell must have frozen over. That's right, this time around we've actually managed to discuss something relevant: Hereditary! In theaters now! Go see it, so they'll make more movies like it! And we finally get around to seeing Happy Death Day and Gerald's Game. Surprisingly... we actually recommend everything (sorta); pretty strong showing, all around. Shavonna admits to having never seen Groundhog Day, and Mark admits to being wrong about movies. We're not good at our podcasting job. (Also, what do you think Satan would wear in sub-freezing weather? We'd like to think it would be something like a leather motorcycle jacket, you know, classic-cool, but it's probably more like a Canada Goose Down, like a basic asshole. He's Satan, after all. He's doing it just to piss you off.)

A DINGO ATE YOUR ZOMBIE (sorry). Yes, we're talking about the newest entry to the zombie genre, the "Netflix Original" (meaning stolen and Netflix-rebranded) Australian horror flick, 'Cargo', starring Martin Freeman and the aboriginal dude from Crocodile Dundee. How long do you have on your Fitbit before your eyes are full of marmalade? Listen to find out! Also, we revisit everyone's #1 film starring Busta Rhymes, 'Halloween: Resurrection', and also 'Cube' (not starring Busta Rhymes, sadly). Shavonna has seen 'A Quiet Place', but Mark has not, so that's not very helpful at all, is it? Enjoy.

Welcome back...Its been a while! This week we are talking Jeepers Creepers 3, Before I Wake, The Shape Of Water, and The Ritual.

Are you looking for a film so frightening, you'll lose control of your glass of mulled wine while sitting on a white couch? Well, you're in luck, because Annabelle Creation IS THAT FILM. (And that couch WAS OUR COUCH.) We also talk Split, XX, and A Christmas Horror Story. And Mark expresses his uninformed (probably borderline misogynistic) opinions about Sex and the City, as an added bonus. Buckle up - it's a long one!

We are finally back with a slew of stuff! The new Amityville remake, Amityville The Awakening, the highly recommended netflix movie 1922, a stephen king short. We've also rematched Jeepers Creepers 2, what a gem.

Do you ever find yourself watching the Alien movies and thinking, "This is good, but what it really needs is a much less scary looking alien, and a much more boring setting. Like the International Space Station, that would be just the right amount of boring." Well we've got the PERFECT movie for you! This week, we're talking 'Life,' 'The Strangers,' and perhaps the world's only horror movie that relies on PCP as a plot function, 'Perkins 14.' Yes, PCP the drug. Go ahead and guess whether the movie is any good.

You'll all float down here! I know that we were super excited for the 2017 remake of Stephen King's It, and it did not disappoint! We are talking the 1990 made for Tv mini series, the book and this brand-spanking-new one!

Did you know the director of Jeepers Creepers was convicted of sexual misconduct with a minor in 1988? WHOA, NEITHER DID WE! Not when we recorded this! Which brings us to our films for this week: Jeepers Creepers, and American Werewolf in London. Does Jeepers Creepers hold up? (Answer: yes, but now we feel conflicted) And what about American Werewolf? (Spoiler: we liked it. But you knew we would)

There are some doors that are better left closed (like that time you opened your parents' bedroom door to find them "wrestling.") This week, Mark and Shavonna find not one, but TWO movies, specifically about doors to the spirit world. Do they get opened? Would we be talking about it if they didn't? Next week: American Werewolf in London and Jeepers Creepers. Classics

Mark and Shavonna have made their way through: Cabin Fever (2016), The Charnal House, Havenhurst, and Unnatural. The horror movies have been refreshed on Netflix and there is so much to choose from! SO catch up with us! Next time: Door to the Other Side, Other Side of the Door, and Scream 2!

This week Shavonna & Mark talk the new Mystery/Horror movie It Comes At Night, The Void and The Mist! Up Next we will be sorting all the new horror trash on Netflix.

The long awaited Alien Covenant and Alien saga show! We finally made it through Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Prometheus, and Alien Covenant. Join us on this alien filled journey as we talk through the best and worst of the Alien films. Next week we are talking It Comes At Night.

This week Mark & Shavonna talk The Girl With All The Gifts. A zombie film...and if you've listened to us at all, you know how we feel. Next week we will be taking on Alien and Alien Covenant. Stay tuned!

This week after much delay, Shavonna and Mark return to talk about Oz Perkin's horror thriller Blackcoats Daughter. Sorry for the long absence! Next week we are heading back to zombie land with The Girl with All the Gifts.

This week Shavonna & Mark FINALLY talk Get Out. The much talked about and much loved 2017 horror flick. We add our unnecessary two cents. We also talk Within (2016). SPOILERS for both from the beginning. Instagram @ohthehorrorpodcast Twitter @ohthehorrorpod

This week Mark and Shavonna tackle House of 1000 Corpses. This one got a little heated...Next week Get Out, 2017 hit directed and written by Jordan Peele stay listening. Insta: ohthehorrorpodcast Twitter: ohthehorrorpod

This week Mark and Shavonna start by quickly talking the Fx television remake of The Exorcist and touch on Taboo and the frequency of the the n-word being used in westerns shootouts. Then move on to talk our main movie Julia's Eyes (Los Ojos de Julia) 2010 directed by Guillem Morales.

This week Shavonna and Mark talk Train To Busan, Ouija 2 Origin of Evil and Shavonna's witchy past. We also touch on SwampApe...yeah. Don't forget to comment, and suggest what we should watch next! Keep listening! instagram: @ohthehorrorpodcast twitter: @ohthehorrorpod

This week Mark & Shavonna discuss Darkness, The Chosen, Emelie, and Woman in Black & Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death. These are the final movie we watch while we were on vacation. Next week we are back to our regular set up! Talking Train to Busan and Ouija Origin of Evil. Apologies for the sound quality near the end, we had some technical difficulties. Stay Listening. @ohthehorrorpodcast (instagram) @ohthehorrorpod (twitter)

What we watched over our vacation! This week we are talking Bram Stokers Dracula, The Ring Two, The Plague, and Case 39.

Shavonna and Mark have just gotten back from vacation and are just about ready to dive into what they've been watching! Heres a short and sweet update of whats coming up! Enjoy

This week Mark and Shavonna talk Triangle directed by Christopher Smith. And we talk The Perfect Host with David Hyde Pierce and the Netflix original Spectral. Happy New Year, new year same horror obsession.

This week Shavonna & Mark talk the 1974 Black Christmas starring Margot Kidder and John Saxon. We also touch on Boogeyman and Don't Be Afraid Of the Dark and the fact that black don't crack. Happy Holidays!

This week Mark & Shavonna talk the holiday horror crowd pleaser Krampus starring Adam Scott and Toni Collette. This ones got all the holiday cheer and murder...and Gingerbread Men.

This week Shavonna & Mark are talking the 2016 horror film The Monster directed by Bryan Bertino. Spoilers if you've not seen it! They also talk The Walking Dead and how "amazing" it is.

This week Mark & Shavonna talk The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 directed by Tobe Hooper and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 starring Jessica Biel. Did we like? How do they hold up? And how do they compare to each other? Make-out parties and all the above! Apologize for any coughing as well! Follow us on instagram @ohthehorrorpodcast twitter @ohthehorrorpod Please share and thumbs up if you enjoyed!

This week Mark and Shavonna delve into Lights Out, the 2016 horror flick directed by David F. Sandberg and starring Maria Bello and Teresa Palmer. We also touch on the original House on Haunted Hill, Friday the 13th and The Returned! Next week its the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Give us a listen and a like! And stay scared y'all! @ohthehorrorpodcast

This week Shavonna and Mark are discussing the cult classic 1983 horror film Sleep Away Camp written and directed by Robert Hiltzik. We can totally see why this movie has stuck in the horror cannon!

We have come back to talk about REC the 2007 Horror movie from directors

Join Mark and Shavonna as they attempt to speak naturally to a microphone for their first episode, while they discuss their favorite horror movies, just in time for Halloween! They are touching on some of the classics along with a few more recent hits! So let us know some of your favorites! Hope you enjoy. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram to keep up to date.