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From weird cults to insanely stupid inventions, musical festivals run by infants to philandering politicians, the history of man is littered with terrible decisions. This is the podcast that collects up all these delicious pieces of humour fruit, and serves them to you each week with segments such a…

Gus and Rig City


    • Jul 16, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Tokyo 2020+1 Olympics Special: Selling The Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 43:45


    Selling a dream is a lot like selling yourself. Get you a podcasting duo that can do both. Hi, we're Gus and Rig from Gus and Rig. We are releasing this special presentation to you to let you know where we've been, what we've been doing and what we have planned for the Tokyo 2020+1 Olympics on our other podcast Medallica. We hope that you laugh, but more importantly, we hope that you badger the powers that be in a company that you either work for and/or own, to get right behind us in terms of sponsorship of our shows, various content and media appearances. There's a whole bunch of options available but there's only one underdog like you in your business and/or industry that can help out the underdogs that be us. Have a listen, dust off your cat paws, head to gusandrig.biz and help if you can, or jump over to Medallica on your favourite podcast app and hit subscribe. Let's get dot bizzy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    A Very Gus and Rig Shitmas: The Yule Lads

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 120:20


    Let's be real - it's been a shit of a year. From Brexit to Covid and everything in between, people will never forget 2020. UNTIL WE MAKE YOU FORGET WITH TWO HOURS OF ABSOLUTE FIRE. That's right. The Yule Lads have come to bless your ears and sniff your doorways in a bumper Christmas episode. It's a pillowcase under the tree that contains Kris Kringle horror shows, Gus's ongoing stoush with WA Police, a giant cat with the freshest kicks around and so much more. We also have a look at the year that was and why we're so god damn happy to see the end of it. Make sure to give it a listen when you've had enough of your annoying family, or you're on a road trip within your own state/country due to lockdown. G&R --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Trends in Low Places 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 17:55


    People are cooked. How do we know this? Usually, just a passing glance will do the trick. However, how do we truly understand the method behind the cookery? Google searches. There are a lot of idiots out there contributing the weirdest search terms that the internet has ever seen. In this very first edition of Trends In Low Places, Gus delivers a range of bizarre and still somehow wildly popular Google searches to Rig, as they try and figure out the answer to the question that has plagued humanity since 1997: Why are people sexually attracted to Pokemon? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep XVII: He Touched Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 39:48


    Game of Rones Episode XVII: He Touched Me is ready for your listening pleasure. Weird title we know, but we assume Elvis meant it in a biblical sense, not like a sinister Catholic sense. Please don't make us into a hashtag. But let us touch you with tales from the low lights of Canberra to the dog statues of Turkmenistan and all the crazy googly-eyed, kid-punching sports mascots in between. Let us touch your ears with some laughs, and feel free to touch our hearts with a review if you're so inclined. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    The Fails of Our Lives: MC'ing a Major Music Industry Awards Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 55:49


    Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Fails of Our Lives. In this very special presentation, we turn the magnifying glass on ourselves to go over one of the worst gigs we've ever played. A couple of years ago we were asked to host a major industry awards night. We came, we saw, we failed miserably. This is a recount of what led up to it and how badly it went. It's a tale of misplaced grandeur, icy receptions, lost jokes and slave labour. Click above to listen to our Vietnam. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    The Gus and Rig US Presidential Debate 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 76:27


    Welcome to the Gus and Rig Presidential Debate. 2020 has been a year for the books for the USA: Coronavirus has ravaged the country, civil unrest continues, and wildfires are burning through California. But we don't care about ANY of that. In a special (non) televised debate, Gus and Rig go head to head to see whether Joe Biden or Donald Trump will take the precious swing states in this year's election. They'll do this not by focusing on the issues or party platforms, but based on the best and worst those states have to offer in terms of trainwrecks. People will be offended when their state is represented by winners that hosted a ‘meth death party', denied global warming, reckoned that abortions cause breast cancer and shot themselves in the foot just to see what it felt like. We also pay tribute to those candidates who never made it to the big stage, mainly due to being no-hopers or just batshit insane. It's a deluxe spread so sit back and enjoy the yelling. Once you're done and you've processed all the info, get out and vote if you're in the US or get on the punt if you're anywhere else. eagle scream noise --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep XVI: Law of the Saddle

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 52:42


    With bandits at every turn, only the Law of the Saddle keeps things in line in this one horse town. Cougars are eliminated, electronic cock cages are mandatory, no mention of Genghis Khan will be allowed and 8ft tall wooden dicks are used to solve any disputes. If you can comply with the law, click the link in the bio or find it on your favourite podcast app. If you can't, prepare to meet your maker. And by maker, we mean 8ft tall wooden dick. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep XV: The One With the Stoned Guy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 39:11


    Game of Thrones Episode XV: The One with the Stoned Guy is now out. And like a horrific hodgepodge of flavours that come with weed-induced munchies, we are giving you jet packs drizzled in crystal meth glaze and topped off with a Taco Bell grenade. It's craaaazy maaaaaaaaaannnn. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep XIV: Super Buddies

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 38:07


    We are stoked that this week's installment is called Super Buddies because fun fact: that's what we almost called the entire show before our manager told us of a possible cease and desist from the producers of the Air Bud movies/it was super lame. This week, we fit about 28 dogs into 14 dogs worth of stories about hypnotism, printer toner, fruit picking and water that “turns you gay” according to a prominent conservative journalist. We use the word journalist very, very loosely. Air Bud fans call it a slam dunk! Air Bud producers call it grounds for a lawsuit! Listen now, Super Buddies. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Homegrown Horrorshows - The Baby Names Bible

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 22:39


    Perhaps due to the positive vibes we put out into the universe, or most likely because fans of the show are just the best at sending us f'd up content, we have hit the mother lode. Over several years, phenomenal doctors have been recording the worst nomenclature imaginable and saving it in what we are calling the Batshit Baby Name Bible. We have come into possession of it and good lord there are some absolute knee slappers. Strap in and enjoy. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep XIII: Octopussy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2020 48:20


    Game of Rones Episode XIII: Octopussy is now live! It has all the trappings of a classic Bond instalment: nangs, used dongbags by the kilo and someone almost shooting their own dick off. So don that tux, plant a smirk on your face and ask the bartender to play this over the gramophone at your favourite speakeasy. We guarantee it'll leave you shaken. And stirred. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep XII: Return to Savage Beach

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 43:44


    We hope you're ready to return to Savage Beach - a place none of us have ever been and are only mentioning now - and relive the glory days of your first fateful trip! Cast your eyes upon the sandy hellscape you remember, which is now replete with stargates, cases of refreshing Cadaver Ale, beach umbrellas and 260.47kg of crystal meth. We're gonna have a great time so grab a human table and your favourite glass pipe as we take in the majesty of Savage Beach once again (for the first time). --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Homegrown Horrorshows - Hugh's European Backpacking Plague Tale

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 24:28


    We are very excited to deliver to you a long form story emailed to us by one of our long term listeners, Hugh. Inspired by our medical fuck ups, this tale has it all. Part Comedy Central Roast, part potentially life-threatening disease and an Oscar-worthy turn from one of the best supporting characters of all time combine to give you an absolutely belting piece of content for your ears. Enjoy, and if you consider yourself a wordsmith and have something long form, make sure to send it to us at Shitshow.au@gmail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep XI: Debbie Does Wall Street

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 57:36


    'STOCKS AREN'T THE ONLY THING GOING UP' : Get ready for an actually completely unintentional frisky Game of Rones XI: Debbie Does Wall Street. Listen in as shares in sad handjobs, Blowo's and shitty dating bios go way up, and stocks in replacement dicks, doors and Brisbane plummet. Make sure to pleasure your ears immediately to this because 'greed is good'. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep X: F9 (feat. Kevin Hart)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2020 49:35


    ‘I LIVE MY LIFE ONE QUARTER COCAINE HORSE AT A TIME': Game of Rones Episode X: F9 is here. This is most definitely and not confusingly the tenth entry in the series, where we push the NOS to 11 (we don't know cars) and cover off everything from Walmart cowboys to Kevin Hart, and weird conspiracies all the way to Kevin Hart. Enjoy the ear cleanse, friends. Kevin Hart. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep IX: Son of Podzilla

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 51:26


    Game of Rones Ep IX: Son of Podzilla is ready for your ears, dear listeners. We've got a giant Japanese lizard's worth of shit to cover and Smash Mouth, porch doctors and rough-as-guts Tinder bios from the country are just the tip of the iceberg. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    The Kids Aren't Alright - Catfishing

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 12:54


    As two 30+ men, we understand that we are inching ever closer to death and are losing touch with what is popular and why. So, we decided to head to the source. In this super delectable piece of exclusive pie, we welcome resident young person Tina into the studio to explain Catfishing. Why is it done? What is the point? Has it ever happened to her? All of this will be revealed in this first instalment of “The Kids Aren't Alright” --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Homegrown Horrorshows - Medical Mishaps

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 16:24


    When you take one part stupidity, two parts fear and a dash of horrific bedside manner, you get some amazing horror stories from the medical world. We're talking lopped off fingers, testicular ultrasounds, doctors who treat you like a Tinder date, as well as the newest medical innovation, the dick splint. Listen and recoil, just like we did. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep VIII: The Ocho

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 50:15


    Introducing Game of Rones VIII: The Ocho, bringing you the finest in seldom heard stories from around the globe since 2017. If it's barely newsworthy, we've got it here! We've got flag confusion, fat monkeys, tree loaves and much, much more demon jizz. Give your ears a treat and listen now! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep VII: The Horse Awakens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 47:16


    The boys are all hopped up on mezcal in this bumper edition of Game of Rones. Turkmenistan comes in hot with all its weird horse stuff, a bloke goes on a costly butter chicken run and our newest volume of Man Vs Tree Biscuit comes to life in Florida. There's also the return to horrible, but also amazing, dating app bios in crowd favourite Iso Horny. Strap your bits in and enjoy the auditory Turkmenbashi. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Homegrown Horrorshows - Baby Names

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 15:09


    Homegrown Horrorshows sees us throw a topic out to you the listeners, and see what you come at us with. In this episode, we look at baby names and discover that it is just a scorched landscape of terrible parenting out there. From unnecessary Y's to why you can't name your Lizard son Phillip, it is a solid bite-sized eargasm to start your week. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep VI (Return of the Jeppi)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 51:36


    This week we officially welcome the Return of the Jeppi. Gus's spawn has arrived and we could not be happier. To celebrate, we will give you a baby shower full of comically bad carjackers, Corona conspiracies and regrettably heaps of post-2011 Kanye West. It's a belter, so strap yourself in and get right around it. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Homegrown Horrorshows - Weddings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 15:37


    Introducing Homegrown Horrorshows, our new shortform Eps that focus on a single subject and relevant stories from you, the people. If you'd like to hear more Homegrown Horrorshows, jump on to our Patreon and become a supporter to access our entire catalogue at https://www.patreon.com/gusandrig --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep V (The Dream Child)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2020 43:10


    This episode we tackle all the big issues - Leonardo the Coke Turtle, how easy it is to break out of an Italian prison, and 'Janitoring' - the new sexual craze the kids won't stop talking about! We also have another instalment of Iso Horny, and Gus waxes lyrical about why male Obstetricians should have their medical licenses revoked. It's a thing, and you have ears - the math checks out. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    WTF is Fear at The Top (Your Questions Answered)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2020 36:32


    Gus and Rig explain the most pressing question right now, "WTF is Fear at the Top", in a long form expose about their manager Girgs and their theory on how Shitshow was renamed overnight to Fear at the Top. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shitshowpod/message

    Game of Rones Ep IV (Birth of the People's Team - 'The Cobs')

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2020 45:03


    This week the boys start a sporting franchise and introduce new segment 'The People's Postbag', as well as a fresh installment of Trainwreck Trophy.

    Game of Rones Ep III (Iso Horny)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 54:04


    The lads bring you all the trainwreck tidbits you've come to know and love, along with another installment of 'Iso Horny', where listeners bring us the worst parts of online dating.

    Game of Rones Ep II (Conspiracy Corner)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 46:31


    Gus introduces Conspiracy Corner (a collection of the most insane conspiracies circulating about Coronavirus), the boys bring you some all-time trainwreck trophy nominations, and a long-time listener unveils that Pornhub Premium is even weirder than we all thought. Buckle up!

    Game of Rones Ep I (We're Having a Baby/Rig Explains Tinder to Gus)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 53:05


    Gus and Rig are back with a special release season to get you through the pandemic. Join them in Ep I for Trainwreck Trophy, and an expose on dating apps in the time of the Rona.

    A Very Gus and Rig Shitmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 124:37


    At a time of year when you find yourself bracing for shit presents and even shittier interactions with immediate family, the boys are here with a festive feast for the ears that will remind you that someone always has it worse. Jump in the car, lock yourself in your childhood bedroom or “put your kids to sleep”, and prepare to listen, laugh, and not murder a cousin or two.

    The Danbury Trashers a.k.a. Why Teenagers Can't Have Nice Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 75:10


    Gus brings us the story of the Danbury Trashers, a professional hockey team owned by a mobster and run by his teenage son.

    Australia vs The Unbootable Commie

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2019 68:20


    Rig brings us the story of Australia's crusade to keep scholar Egon Kisch out in the 1930s using any means necessary.

    Martha Marek & The Tuberculosis Insurance Scam

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 65:14


    Gus brings us the story of Martha Marek, the woman who was just addicted to insurance fraud.

    Smithereens - 5 Minute Trainwreck Showdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 49:41


    The boys trade Trainwrecks under strict time conditions, and create Rig's dating app "Rigularity". It's everything you never knew your life was missing!

    Rob That Ass: the Dumbest Heist Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2019 69:26


    Rig tells us the story of one of the least thought-out heists ever pulled off.

    Wendy Brown, The 33yr Old High-School Student

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2019 74:57


    This week Gus brings us the story of Wendy Brown, the 33yr old mother who pretended to be her daughter to go back to High School.

    Die-Angle: Pythagoras, the Killer Cult Leader

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2019 72:08


    Gus has the segments and Rig brings us the skinny on a bloke who we all thought just made triangles do maths stuff. But throw in a cult, five years of silence, and a bizarre fear of beans, and you’ve got one hell of a kooky bastard who you won’t be able to look in the eye. Mainly because he’s been dead for 2500 years.

    Irish, The Man Who Wouldn't Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 69:33


    This week Rig has the segments and Gus takes us to New York for the 1930s story of Mike the Durable.

    Smithereens 5: Shtorytimes Galore

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2019 64:25


    To change things up and certainly not due to being underprepared, the boys bring you a special edition Shtorytime Smithereens, which is chock full of main course tales. Dig in, and lick the plate clean when you're done.

    Slick Willy - Donald Trump of the 1800s

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 57:38


    Gus has the segments and Rig brings forth the tale of William Walker a.k.a. Slick Willy, who spent his lifetime trying to convince the world how awesome slavery was.

    Kreepy Karl, The Man Who Loved Too Much

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 91:25


    Rig has the segments before Gus brings to your ears the story of Carl Tanzler, Deutsche psycho/all-time sex pest.

    Smithereens IV: A New Hope (Trainwrecks)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 57:34


    It’s a brand new Smithereens Ep and it’s Trainwreck Central, which means there’s more tree biscuits, butthole licking, ketamine and PSA’s about safe sex than ever before! Get your listening gear around it.

    The Girl Who Broke Africa

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2019 53:34


    Gus has the segments, while Rig brings the story of how one little girl's penchant for spirits broke the hearts, minds and wallets of an entire nation.

    Tycho Brahe, the Ja Rule of the 1500s

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2019 68:01


    This Ep, Gus takes us on the tale of 1500s astronomer and all-round psycho, Tycho Brahe. This bloke was the full package - a drunken elk owning lad with a nose made of actual gold, who employed a psychic midget and was most likely killed by his assistant. Oh, and to top it all off, he was the inspiration behind Hamlet. We've also got all your favourite segments, and at least one missed sting. Wrap your earholes around it.

    Mary Toft, Breaker of Doctors and Mother of Rabbits

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2019 57:48


    WE BACK.....AGAIN. After a mid-season hiatus, Gus and Rig are back with an Ep chock full of Uranium theft, drunk teachers punching on in a burger joint and a woman with a seemingly magic vagina. None of this is a misprint.

    Smithereens 3 - Trainwreck Bonanza

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2019 30:58


    Meth squirrels, frozen tree chickens and why the vehicle of choice for zombies is a 2006 Honda Odyssey. It's all this and more in this installment of special format Trainwrecks that didn't make previous eps. Dig. In.

    The Guy Who Cheated at the Paralympics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2019 67:00


    Rig has the segments, and Gus tells us the story of Fernando Martín Vicente a.k.a. a man who systemically cheated at the Paralympics for his own financial gain. He is just the actual worst.

    Smithereens 2 - Shtorytime Bonanza (5 Story Ep)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2019 45:40


    Gus and Rig are back for the next installment of Smithereens, this time focussing on Stories that didn't quite make the cut for a full Ep, with a strict 10-min time limit. Get onboard as they navigate space and time to bring you the very best in full-blown yarns of human idiocy.

    Australian Election Special

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2019 54:55


    With an impending federal election, Gus and Rig unpack everything you need to know about the bland v beige contest this weekend. Enjoy this irreverent look at our nation's future through the eyes of two complete idiots.

    The French Eating Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 67:28


    Gus has the segments, and fresh from Europe Rig delivers the meaty portion. He brings us the story of the 18th century French eating machine, a man whose eating capabilities were literally used by the army as a weapon.

    Shitshow Smithereens 1 - Trainwreck Trophy Directors Cut

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 34:26


    With Rig galivanting around Europe, we bring you our first installment of Smithereens - a bite-sized episode that features 30 mins of Trainwreck Trophies that were left on the cutting room floor due to a combination of circumstance and censorship.

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