SNAX 71.6

I recorded this at 5:30 am, realizing it was the one year anniversary. You can probably guess that from my voice

it's my podcast and I can talk about whatever I want to on here. it's still a review so shut up and watch The Owl House Here's a shortened url for that horrifying image btw: shorturl.at/rEHQR If that ever breaks, let me know and I'll edit it to the full, long url

I bet you're expecting something heinous in this episode. I bet you are. Will your expectations be met, or subverted? What kind of entertainer shall I be, one who pays off a setup, or one who undercuts the setup? How do I deliver a story, an experience? You'll just have to wait and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I eat chips or some crap this episode who cares THEY'RE MTN DEWING IT! BAJA BUSINESS IS BLASTING! LET'S GOOOOO

if you read these, paypal me $5

I would never threaten or commit a crime against a sitting politician water you talking about haha it's joke. It's a bit haha

No it's not clever. No I don't care. I have 15 minutes to upload this, I can't spend all day thinking of clever titles. Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind Pokemon XY -- Boutique Theme Wii Shop Channel Theme Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I lost my files and didn't want to miss another week. Can you blame me? Well, yes, because I'm the one who lost the files. But please don't blame me. I can't take it. Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind Ace Attorney Justice For All -- Cross-Examination Moderato Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

Damn babe, you must be a Kit-Kat bar, cuz I need you to give me a break. I'm doing my best out here. Give me a pity laugh. Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Ecruteak City -- Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

sorry if the audio mixing is dookie, I had to edit using the worst headphones God's ever plagued humanity with. Everything coming through on my endd was either tinny or abhorrent screaming, so this episode might be not good sounding. it's the usual credits dudes idk I don't have the copypaste on me

It's a true Orthodox Easter miracle, all of our favorite discontinued products are resurrecting, as foretold! Walmart 24: 5-7: "5 “Why do you look for the living among the dead? 6 It is not here; it has risen! Remember how the press releases told you, while they were still with you in supermarkets: 7 ‘The Products of Bygone Eras must be delivered over to the hands of stockers, be discontinued, and on the third day be sold again.' ” Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I broke the thing that connected my pop filter to my mic stand, so my audio do be peakin' this week. Count how many times it peaks and email your answer. If you're right, I'll give you a guest appearance. Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I got so worked up talking about Riverdale that I burnt myself out for the actual snack review. No bloviating in the review, just cold hard facts and opinions. Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

If you listen closely you can hear my laptop fans spinning. I didn't edit them out because isolating audio sucks and I don't get paid for this Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

My source is I made it up Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

This episode's wack cuz I wasn't expecting a sudden citywide lockdown but here we are Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel Theme Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I lose my mind a little bit and it was completely unintended. Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: two Ace Attorney themes I forgot which ones I chose but I think it's Psyche-Lock (JFA) and the Cross-Examination Moderate (AA 2001) themes Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

After recording the review segment, I consulted off-air with a friend and she agreed with my assessment, so I am vindicated in my skills. I am right, I swear I'm right, I swear I knew it all along. Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

Holy dear god I don't think I've ever had worse timing. My energy in 2/3 of this episode is in stark contrast with... things right now. I recorded them literally the night before. So uh. Candy, huh I think I made a war crime joke that aged IMMEDIATELY but pls forgiv it was a different time Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf Greg Abbott is a weirdo pervert who's obsessed with children's genitals, pass it on

I straight up had no ideas for the title this time Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

These aren't the FLAVOR, but it's the product line I talk about today. https://giant.sg/choco-roll-5000382 Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: 11 AM -- Animal Crossing Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

The title barely fits, but I thought of that three months ago and I will literally never talk about pancakes again on this show so please let me just have this

This episode, my end of the recording is plagued with glitches. I spent four and a half hours trying to fix them, and this is the best I got. Honestly, I'm only uploading this GBC-sounding episode because I have a special guest reporter, and his half is perfectly fine, and enjoyable. I'm uploading this to showcase his work, and my failures get exhibited as a result. Next week, we'll go back to solo productions so that you don't have the horrible audio glitches.

Thanks for all the glitches, Discord. Fun fact about editing, a 2.5 hour audio file takes about 5 hours to edit! This was two weeks in the making, please enjoy. Please. I don't even remember what songs I used. Animal Crossings New Horizons 11 AM, and Christina Perri's A Thousand Years, that's for sure.

This week, the episode is as short as the articles! C'est la vie, baby. What are you gonna do about it, recommend me a snack or something? (please do I'd love some community ideas) Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Pokemon Masters EX lobby theme Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Pokemon Masters EX lobby theme Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

What better way to start a new year than to go back to our oldest brand friends? Classic brands, classic personal failures in regards to recording and editing scheduling; we got the hits, baybee Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Girl From Ipanema Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

Rejected talking points for this week include: whatever's going on in Boston. I swear to God my inbox is flooded with Boston-area-locked experimental flavors and limited sales and pop-up shops. What are you guys up to? Chill Happy New Year, snackers. Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Pokemon Diamond/Pearl Route 210 Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl Snowpoint City theme remix (source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXhAn9J51g) Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

get off my case its a one-man production and my life is hard sometimes. sometimes i like to cut a little loose with the Absolut, sue me. Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind

I'll give anyone who explains the title to me $20* Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Pokemon Diamond/Pearl Route 210 Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl Snowpoint City theme remix (source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXhAn9J51g) Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf *no I won't lol

You have been warned. Two weeks. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Pokemon Diamond/Pearl Route 210 Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl Snowpoint City theme remix (source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXhAn9J51g) Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I could have included McDonald's pie in the title, or 7/11's new coffee flavors, or "History" because half the review is a historical lesson rather than actually discussing the jelly or the company's influence and how it nearly single-handedly created a market for konjac-based snacks, but honestly I adore how Hometown Hortons sounds. It came accidentally and naturally, and it just rolls off the tongue beautifully, so I stan. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Pokemon Diamond/Pearl Route 210 Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl Snowpoint City theme remix (source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtXhAn9J51g) Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I'm thankful for all my listeners. I'm thankful for all my future listeners. I'm thankful for all my future sponsors, and for all the delicious snack foods I've been encouraged to try because of this podcast. What I'm not thankful for is this flavor. This flavor can go stale in hell. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver -- Ecruteak City/Cianwood City Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

It's with a heavy heart that we mourn the loss of the original review for this week. It was a mighty fine episode, but it was killed before its time by Big Tech. This episode's alternative title is We Bud Light You Adieu: A Malt Memorial. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver -- Ecruteak City/Cianwood City Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

Alternative title: The One Where Snackmaster A Gets Angry About Nothing Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Creative Exercise -- Mario Paint Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver -- Ecruteak City/Cianwood City Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

Okay forget the jokes here. This first link is the exact Pretz I was talking about, except it's locked to importing to the UK. The second link, the alibaba link, may have potential. The salad flavor is in the group shot, the furthest left box. More details to come as they're found. https://www.orientalmart.co.uk/glico-pretz-salad-biscuit-sticks https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Glico-PRETZ-biscuit-stick-65g-made_1600301989873.html?spm=a2700.pc_countrysearch.main07.8.1aacf799OVMF5B Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Kingdom Hearts II -- Lazy Afternoon Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver -- Ecruteak City/Cianwood City Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

I can't apologize profusely enough. Not for the title, this one's fire. No, for the godawful audio quality. I explain it in the episode, but my laptop decided not to use my mic, so the intro news segment is just bad stuff to listen to. I did my best to fix it, but there's only so much you can polish a turd. If you skip this one, I'll understand. If you don't, I'll love you forever. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Mario Paint -- Creative Exercise Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney -- Psyche-Lock theme Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

DO YOU GET THE JOKE OF THE TITLE? PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU DID, I TOOK A WEIRD PLEASURE IN FINDING A WAY TO LINK IT ALL. See, it's like Mary Had A Little Lamb, except Little Debbie instead of Mary. "Lamb" is necessary because of the Pretz flavor, and LD is necessary because of the news. Then I removed it one step further and replaced the descriptor "Little" with "Miss", because of Swiss Miss being featured as well. I guess it's less of a joke and more of an exercise in stringently linking wildly unrelated topics. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama -- Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Mario Paint -- Creative Exercise Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Themes: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney -- Psyche-Lock theme Hideki Naganama -- Get Enuf

There's a lot that I could talk about in our news this week, but I aim to stick to my brand. I only talk about snacks, I never talk about fast food or go off on tangents about random things like memories or bad TV shows or movies. No siree, my brand is strong and unwavering, and always gives objective and concise reviews. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Mario Paint -- Creative Exercise Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

**DISCLAIMER: post-publishing, a news beat I was following EXPLODED and I had to publish an emergency update. More as it comes, but I will try to never again revise an episode like this. My sincerest apologies for adding to the episode after it was already published, but I feel you all need to know this desperately.** This week, my topics swing so wildly there's no fathomable thru-line from which I can derive a title. But I use multiple music tracks, so there's at least one redeeming quality in this episode. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: 1. Kingdom Hearts--Lazy Afternoons 2. Ace Attorney -- Questioning-Moderato Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

We got fruity Skittles, we got fruity Haribo gummies, we got fruity Haribo gummies, we got fruity Haribo gummies, we got fruity Haribo gummies, and we got fruity Haribo gummies. What a fruitful snack news harvest this week! I think I finally fully understand Krusty. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Mario Paint -- Creative Exercise Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

Is this title anything? Ribs sounds like Chips kinda, and I reviewed chips again. Is this anything? If you've got a better title, email me and make fun of this. Leave a 5* review and in the comments, drop that spicy title on me. Sorry about the slapdash nature of... well kinda the whole episode. This week and next week are gonna be rough and tumble, but probably the week after next will be better. Maybe I'll find a new song for somewhere. I dunno, we'll see where the CHIPS fall. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Mario Paint -- Creative Exercise Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

I'm trying so hard with these titles. Anyways, my release schedule might get pushed back a day because I usually record the news on Wednesday and Thursday, and edit Thursday evening for a Friday release, but those are now my busiest days, whilst Friday's easy breezy. We'll see what happens, I guess. How's the background music? I hope you guys like it. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Mario Paint -- Creative Exercise Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

This sure is an episode! This week, I try out BACKGROUND MUSIC Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind News theme: Wii News Channel theme Review theme: Wii Shop Channel theme Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

In this episode, Senior Snack Correspondent Sam cracks the Voodew code AND reviews a seasonal chip flavor. Is there anything she can't dew? Re: the episode title. I'm doing my best out here, folks. This is a one man operation, cut me some slack Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

This week's episodes speaks to spices. Seasonal slurpable spices, sweet and savory simultaneously. Secondly, spicy seafood snackage. Supremely sickening, so says Snackmaster. Does anyone read the episode descriptions? Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

Halloween's officially upon us, folks. Sorry, I don't make the rules, the rainforest-slashing megacorps do. But I do make the titles, which sometimes feels harder than producing the actual podcast itself. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

How has it been a week already? Good lord, time needs to slow down. I mean, I thought it was just summer, but apparently it's already mid-autumn! Good thing we've got PRODUCTS to carry us through these fast and turbulent times. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

This is an overall negative episode! So to spare you all the negativity, it's also a bit shorter than the last few (There's no actual reason to the lengths of episodes, just however long they end up being is how long they are) Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

This week I don't talk about Sparce Jam. I talk about cookies while a little heat delirious, and the show features its very first guest reporter: my sister! Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

In this week's episode, your fearless and focusless Snackmaster gets lost on 3 tangents! Spoilers for Space Jam 2, apparently. Rate, subscribe, shoot me suggestions and compliments at snackmaster71.6@gmail.com Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf

Welcome back to SNAX 71.6! This week we'll be celebrating birthdays and eating black pepper chips! Featuring a slightly unhinged rant! Rate, review, subscribe, give me a follow at @SNAX716, and send any news or suggestions to podsnax71.6@gmail.com. Opening theme: Hideki Naganama--Something Jazzy For Your Mind Closing Theme: Hideki Naganama--Get Enuf