A mix of live and pre-recorded nonsense where I meet a variety of weird and wonderful characters who pepper the meal of my life, so just simple British humour, a gentle spattering of innuendo which is suitable for anyone who is otherwise distracted by what to have for a light snack - be it cake, bis…
A dip into some alternative therapies..including Nightingale droppings, placentas and bull semen...not for the faint-hearted or, after too many seaweed snacks..for the weak bowelled !
A trip to the movies...a truly terrible disaster movie with every cliche imaginable including square-jawed hero, annoying child, earthquakes and a surprise fish !Credit: Music: http://www.purple-planet.com
A terrible yet eventful coach tour of London, involving the Queen, the Tower of London and a hint of a rendition of the Dolly Parton classic 'Joelene' with a few bumps and scrapes along the way
A mockumentary about local bar, grill and all-round fun palace 'Stella's'...a heady mix of zebras, cruiseships as Stella talks about her life and a possible encounter with a film star involving peanuts and Je T'aime...
A truly unbelievable detective story with flimsy plot and peopled with 2-D characters but with laughs aplenty..( who says aplenty ??)
A fund raising phone-in show in aid of lovelorn giraffes brings everyone to their phone...but for all the wrong reasons
What happens when the lights go out, the confusing world of the app and a truly terrible joke..or two.....not to mention things get ever so slightly creepy....MWAH HA HA HA
All about the joys and woes of social media..from the fake status to the allegedly awesome lifestyle updates....from the tactless to the toothless - all human life is here
A scamper through the world of local news reporting, including terrible puns, a washed away weather girl, chickens and grannies- all held together by mismatched hostsOh and some of the music included is from :-Credit: Music: http://www.purple-planet.com
A quick dip into my life story, from my Amazonian tribe parents, through Dick Whittington (quite literally) pausing only at a hamster wheel before landing in the River Thames - all human life is here !
A sexy chef guides me through making dinner only to be interrupted by annoying ads which leave me with pizza on my face..oh and I must not forget...Credit: Music: http://www.purple-planet.com
A few wine-fuelled ramblings about life, the universe and everything..mainly how do things happen and how wine could possibly not be the answer but I will keep trying any way
The struggles of getting a beach body, flying and holidays...with a stopover at the perils of waxing.
A quick tour of the party scene, from waking up with gnomes hammering inside your head, through kids parties..to teenage fumblings ending in the competitive world of the dinner party - all human life is here and told with a hangover !
All about the confusing world of television, from sex-mad hospital staff to kids tv presenters overdoing the 'perky'...from the dulcet tones of Sir David Attenborough guiding me through flatpack furniture only to end on reality TV - it's all here !
Some vox pops, a desperate telemarketer and Harry Potter make it an interesting morning for me, as I find out how clever the British are (or perhaps not all of them !)
Another peek into my home, only this time with a distinctly nautical flavour as I meet Gethsemane Fibbert-Butt looking for wayward seaman and Iona Pantyhose who is explosively recruiting for the Navy using a bath ! All while I speculate on life, death and cucumbers with anxiety.
So many kitchen tables, so little time..me trying to deal with the ups and downs in the lives of unexpected guests and interruptions with a some chuckles, some giggles and maybe even a few real laughs ! Harmless fun with a large dollop of innuendo and cheek.
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