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Once upon a time two friends and performers (Mike & Steve) wrote some scripts. 18 years later.. Untouched and unread for nearly 2 decades! Now they will share the story, act the parts and with your help decide if they are... Bad Scripts!!!

Steve Jones & Mike Galea


    • Jul 19, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 63 EPISODES


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    Bad Scripts Last Resort The Last Review Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 85:11


    Join the boys one final time as hey welcome former Coats and Professional Entertainers Ali Riley & Paul Metcalfe as they share their thoughts and feelings on season two of our story. Paul a professional Tv and Live event Host & Ali a former Dancer, Choreographer & now Bridal business owner Also put their questions to Mike & Steve about their writing process and who their favourite characters are. A feature length episode to finish the Last Resort Saga --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/support

    Bad Scripts Last Resort S02E23: Cocktails, Celebrations & New Beginnings

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 32:15


    Its finale time! Join Steve & Mike as they bring you the final episode in the Last Resort Saga. What does the future hold for your favourite characters? Who will be leaving this time & a surprise or two along the way. Tune in for the exciting conclusion to the epic tale of life in a UK Holiday Camp at the end of the 20th Century. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/support

    Bad Scripts Last Resort S02E22: The One Before The Last One

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2023 34:42


    Join Mike & Steve as they bring you the penultimate episode of the season and maybe the story. Wayne & Mark discuss the future, as do Dan & Donna. A fiery confrontation changes the course of destiny for two characters. All this and more in this weeks episode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/support

    Bad Scripts Last Resort S02E21: Returns, Remorse & Changing Course

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2023 31:49


    A surprise visit from the past shocks Mark, Adam faces into his actions & looks towards the future. the second of our four part finale and tension is building. join Steve & mike for another dose of Camp Holiday fun. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/support

    Bad Scripts Last Resort S02E20: Repercussions & Revelations

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 38:18


    Adams Actions come back to haunt him, putting him in a life & death situation. Mushy talks to Wayne about his predicament, will he let slip who has been blackmailing him. As always Steve & Mike act out the script for your enjoyment. Find out which Hollywood Star mike would spoon & which Bond Girl Steve would co-host with. All this and more in the first of our four part Season Finale. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/support

    Bad Scripts Last Resort: Reunion Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2023 36:03


    Fresh from their trip back to where it all began, this special episode has Mike & Steve reflect on returning to the place that inspired the Last Resort script. Was it emotional? Did they remember where they were going? Do they have any regrets. Find out more in the Special Episode available in Video & audio formats --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/support

    Last Resort S02E19: Secrets Don't Stay Secrets For Long

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 42:23


    More adventures from Camp holidays as Steve and Mike again bring to life the inhabitants of the fun filled holiday resort that is "Camp Holidays". This week Glen decides if Judy's show is what he's looking for! Margaret has a secret but can she keep it & can Adam behave himself for once? All this and more as the Last Resorts final chapter draws ever nearer. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/support

    Last Resort S02E18: Cats, Arguments & Trouser Tents

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 49:12


    Adam has an unexpected encounter on the beachfront. Hayley & Paula have a girls night and Mushy tries to end things with Kelly. Join Mike & Steve for another drama and fun filled episode --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/support

    Last Resort S02E17: Contemplating Nappies & Washing up With Boxer Shorts

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2023 42:06


    The Boys return with more Last Resort adventures. Dan & Donna face the possibility of being parents & Adam discovers his room mates disgusting habits which prompts plotting his removal. Steve & Mike discuss new years resolutions and how they might be getting on with theirs, a month on! Linktr.ee/badscripts --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/badscripts/support

    Last Resort S02E16: Riding The Triple Ripple!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 51:36


    The boys return to deliver the final chapter of Season 2! The night isn't over the fun is just beginning and the Camp Coats still have a ton of adventures and dramas before the curtain falls. Tune in now to find out. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Behind The Lines: Chapter 2 Guest Special with Ali Riley

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 70:22


    the Boys are joined again by the wonderful Ali Riley to talk all things Chapter 2. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    behind the lines Guest Special: Ria Scott

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 47:20


    In this episode Mike & Steve talk with former Coat Entertainer & Noughties Pop Sensation Ria Scott. A great conversation about everything from auditions, working on resort to becoming a popstar and which celebrities are nice and which are not so nice. All this and more in this fun filled episode. linktr.ee/badscripts --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E15: Pop Goes The Fuse Board! (Chapter 2 Finale)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 58:18


    Its Showtime, the new Executive Suites have their grand opening and the show its premiere, will it all go to plan or in true Camp Holidays fashion will there be drama and surprises! Tune in to this bumper episode to find out what happens and for one or two big shocks along the way --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E14: When the Caravans A Rockin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 53:55


    With the shock arrival on Resort & an accident that threatens to derail the big show, The Bad Scripts boys bring you the penultimate episode of this chapter! Will Adam & Sally's night of passion be interrupted by a seriously shaky gooseberry! All this and more of Mike & Steve's famous anecdotes in this weeks episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E13: Performance without Reservation

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2022 46:09


    Its opening Night for Judy's Camp Coat Show. The crowd arrive early and there are some unexpected critics. Will it all go to plan? Join Mike & Steve to find out the latest from Camp Resorts. Also why Mike woke up in an unfamiliar bed this weekend & why Steve doesn't like playing taxi driver to drunk people. All this and more on this episode of the Bad Scripts Podcast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E12: Booty Call Bounty Bags

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 46:44


    The boys again pay a visit to Camp Resorts, from lasers blowing the power to booty calls and near misses. Its an action packed episode. Mike & Steve also share their most embarrassing outfits from the past tune it to find out how aweful their clothing choises were. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E11: The Morning after & Karen wants to Pee!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2022 45:47


    Mike & Steve return with another set of scenes from season 2 of The Last Resort Saga. The big Caravan party is over and its time for work but the boys have overslept, will they face Kelly's wrath? Karen's trip to the loo turns into an adventure of her own. Tune in to find out what happened --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E10: Booze, God & Mr Burns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2022 39:01


    The CampCoats big night out comes to an end & the after party is almost stopped in is tracks. Will Ali & Adam hook up again, will Paula let slip a secret & who's drinking Martini? Join Mike & Steve for more semi autobiographical adventures in this episode of Bad Scripts: Last Resort  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort: S02 E09: The Worm, The Sack & Free Parking

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 48:42


    Some time has passed since the events of Chapter 1 but relations haven't improved with Adam & Robin. Meanwhile another member of Staff gets their Marching orders & we meet the newest recruits to the Camp Holidays Family. Join Mike & Steve as we return for more Last Resort fun in Chapter 2 linktr.ee/badscripts --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort: Guest Special With Paul Metcalfe

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 61:12


    we chat to @puzzlepaul Metcalfe about his time as a Coat Entertainer, his life as a Game Show Host, Actor & Live Event Presenter! We talk everything from Coronation Street & The Apprentice to Hollywood Movies. Life as a performer during the pandemic & why he has Richard Bacon's Blue Pater badge. Check it out Now! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    S02 Chapter 1 Review With Ali Riley

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 64:16


    Ali Riley Returns by popular demand to discuss with Mike & Steve the 8 episodes so far & first chapter of Season 2. With her namesake succumbing to Adams Charms how did Ali react, what does she think of the new characters/storylines a& will she share some more of her diary excerpts. All will be revealed in this fun filled special --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E08: Casting, Shafting & Hawaiian Shirts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 43:07


    With Auditions coming to a close for the big show and decisions to be made tensions run high and friendships are put to the test in this exciting end to chapter 1 of Season 2. The boys will bring the words to life and let you in on the real life adventures that inspired their writing. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E07: Fairground Flirtation, Refuse Rendezvous, Caravans & Curry Sauce

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 48:52


    With the Big show Auditions upcoming the CampCoats are excited about the prospect of being Star of the Show. Wayne is frustrated that Kelly is dodging his advances & Mushy P cant believe his luck! Join Mike & Steve for another dose of Last Resort action & more tales from their own adventures living together at the turn of the Millennium. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E06: Caravans, Aunty Pam & 50 shades of red

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 47:30


    An exciting development means new living arrangements are coming. A one night stand brings added complications & who is Aunty Pam? Join Mike & Steve as they read some more scenes from season 2 of Last resort & they get to talking about the art of the Booty call and who sleeps in Jeans!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E05: Stolen Scripts and loose lips

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 43:26


    Bernie Searches for ideas for his mega show, whilst Hayley and Dan share a moment backstage, Donna struggles to stop her feelings affecting her work. Join Mike & Steve for more Last Resort adventures and Mike spills the beans on his first love and how you can lose a Bubble Bath. Tune in to find out. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E04: Boyband Blues, Backfiring Plans & Gary's Past

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 55:10


    The Religious weekend arrives and a mix up means trouble could be just round the corner! tension brews between Robin & Adam as the Boyband receive a frosty reception & Donna is not happy that Dan went behind her back to Kelly about the rotas. Steve & Mike bring you another brand new episode with conflict all over resort, mike regales us with his real life hotel antics and much, much more --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E03: Robin My Heart and turning his head, right on schedule.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 38:23


    Robins head gets turned by the prospect of a dream move, The Rotas are a bone of contention & Ali deals with the realities of resort life. Join Mike & Steve for another instalment of The Last Resort. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E02: Choking on Nuts & Knicker Sniffing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2022 47:23


    Mike & Steve present Episode 2 of Season 2. The boys delve deeper into another few scenes of the Last Resorts latest script. New Staff undertake their first duties and learn an important lesson. The Management team again clash with Bernie over his new ideas & Kelly plots ways in which to take more control over the CampCoats.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort S02E01: New Beginnings & Rude Awakenings

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2022 39:51


    Resort life returns as a New Season at Camp Holidays means the return of old faces, some welcome, some not so much. New staff arrive looking to make their mark. Mike & Steve have penned a brand new series of adventures for the Last Resort gang. bigger, bolder and with more twists and turns than a go-kart track!!! Welcome back to The Bad Scripts Podcast... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Season 2 Preview Special with Ali Riley

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 67:12


    They Boys are back in town! Season 2 has arrived and we kick things off with an informal chat and nostalgic look back with former "Coat Entertainer", accomplished Dancer, Choreographer & Business Owner Ali Riley. Talking about her experiences working in the holiday entertainment industry and what she wants to see in season 2. Don't miss this fun and lively episode as we delve into some unknown truths about Mike's shady past and much much more. Related links Bad Scripts Link Page Ali's Social Media links: Twitter Instagram TikTok Website: Bridal Reloved --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort New Years Special: We need a Women's Clothes, Cable ties & a goat!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 67:56


    As Mark returns from his holidays a misunderstanding leads to a hectic few days on resort will the CampCoats be up to the challenge or will a visitor be too demanding for the gang. Find out in our final special episode of Season 1 (with a sneak peak at Season 2) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Christmas Specials: Ep3 Your Dads a f***ing Pervert

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 64:28


    With Adam Still reeling from his break up with Sam, Dan takes a chance to visit Donna at her Dads house. But Donnas Dad isn't so keen on his princesses new man. In our Most festive of our Christmas Specials, join Mike & Steve as they read though the latest instalment of the Last Resort Saga --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Christmas Specials: Ep2 Jingle Bells, Wine Lodge belles, Threw it in the sea

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 48:56


    As Adams worry's over his fledgling relationship with Sam worsen, a distraction in the wine lodge raises his spirits, but will a surprise dinner guest bring him back to earth with a bump? The Last Resort Saga continues with the Boys off site, Mike & Steve perform their freshly written script for the first time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Christmas Specials: Ep1 Mr Porky's Pork products.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 57:00


    The gates are closed, the guests long gone, but all is not quiet at Camp holidays.  Mike & Steve have written all new scripts in the Last Resort saga. So get comfy and join them in reading through the latest instalment. who know whats gonna happen next. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    S01 Halloween Special: Return of the living Script

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 70:29


    One spooky night 18 years after the last page was written, Steve & Mike have put pen to paper again and written an all new chapter in the Last  Resort saga. The aftermath of the End of Season party, who will be asked to return next season. Will there even be a new season. tune in to find out. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Movie Club E09: Sam/Legend

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 52:44


    The Movie Club season finale arrives with Sam's favourite, Directed by Ridley Scott, Starring Tim Curry & most prominently Tom Cruise's thighs!! Legend - a fantasy adventure with goblins, fairies & unicorns & crotch shots. What did the boys think of it, find out now. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Movie Club E08: Robin/Grease 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 58:57


    Another classic movie receives the sequel it didn't deserve.. Robins Choice is the 1982 follow up to the Travolta/Newton-John classic. Will they love this musical or will it fall foul to the second movie curse... theres only one way to find out, join Steve & Mike to see what they think. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Movie Club E07: Daisy/Army of Darkness

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 57:27


    Daisy's Choice of Movie is a surprise to the boys, a third Instalment of the Evil Dead franchise and the cult classic 'Army of Darkness'. Did they like it, were the effects still passable. Did they Like Ash's Boom Stick? Find out in this episode of the Bad Scripts Last Resort Movie Club --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Movie Club E06: Donna/Spice world

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 57:37


    You can't say the Boys don't make sacrifices for this podcast.... Watching this movie has been among the most taxing tasks they have endured to bring you a little light relief. Find out Why Donna loved this Movie & was there anything to save this movie. tune in and find out.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Movie Club E05: Wayne/Porky's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 54:59


    Wayne's favourite Movie makes this weeks episode!  Steve & Mike revisit the classic coming of age story and give their opinions of this cult classic. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Movie Club E04: Pete/Mannequin

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 69:42


    Its the turn of Welsh Wonderkid Pete to share his favourite Movie. Steve & Mike are divided on this one, tune in to find out who loved it and who didn't. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Movie Club E03: Vlad/Howard The Duck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 81:57


    Mike & Steve watched Vlad the Slovakian Circus performers favourite movie, the 80s Comic book cult classic Howard the Duck! Staring a cast of Hollywood's finest 80s stars and some great SFX for the time. this enjoyable romp should provide plenty of talking points for the Bad Scripts boys. Listen now and find out what they thought watching this Movie for the first time since they were impressionable young boys... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Movie Club E02: Kelly/Staying Alive

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 57:45


    Mike & Steve visit Kelly's favourite movie - The sequel to Saturday Night Fever - Staying Alive. Travolta returns to his Iconic Role in a motion picture so aggressive and angry it could only have been directed by Sylvester Stallone  Sit back and relax as the boys discuss this dance epic  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort Movie Club E01: Dan/Double Impact

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 65:21


    Welcome to the Last Resort Movie Club!  Whilst Steve & Mike Write Season 2 of Last Resort, they don't want to leave you with no Episodes to enjoy, so they bring you the Movie Club. Each Episode takes a look at a characters favourite movie, we get the characters opinion and then the boys talk about what they did and didnt like. Lots of Laughs & some of the boys signature anecdotes mean you wont want to miss this. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Last Resort - Mini episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 15:45


    Catch up with Steve & Mike as they take a few minutes to discuss the video special & the stories their guests brought to the table & what is next for bad scripts in the coming weeks. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

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    Behind the Lines: Guest Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 84:36


    Join us for our first ever multi-guest special episode. Mike & Steve welcome former 'Coat' Entertainers to talk "Last Resort", their experiences & much more. Our guests are: Bryan Garner host of the acclaimed "Be More Super The podcast" Dan Hayes Owner & Artist at https://BleadingMarvelous.com Dan Fudge Host of Wednesday Week Podcast. Warning there is frequent bad language & accents which some listeners may find offensive. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Behind the Lines: Character Bios (Maybe we should have read these first)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 73:14


    Mike & Steve dust off the Last Resort Character Bios, compare them to their portrayals in the podcast. Will they have got them right? Tune in to find out.. This episode also includes cuddling with Tramps, Internet porn addictions & confusing the cast of Brookside! Don't miss this special edition of Bad Scripts! Don't forget you can vote for us in the Quitethethingmedia.com podcast awards by clicking the link here (there are minor Sound quality issues in this episode, we didn't want to leave you without an edition this week so we have cleaned it up as best we can, we hope this doesn't impact your enjoyment. Mike & Steve) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    Behind the Lines: 'Beginning, Middle & End'

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 48:45


    Mike & Steve reflect on finishing the script in the first of a series of special episodes.  Reviewing the treatment & the goings-on in Script 3 of Last Resort. Did Hitler punch a nun? Did Adam redeem himself, Did Mike really climb into Steve's Mums Bed? All this and more answered in this special episode..  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    S01:E13 'The End!'

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 62:17


    As they say "all good things must come to an end!  Mike & Steve conclude the reading of their Script 'Last Resort'. Will Camp Holidays Survive?    Is there any way back for Adam?    What was that Meat Vlad was cooking?    Does anyone care?  Find out as we say goodbye to the CampCoats and ask you the ultimate question was this one of the good or BAD SCRIPTS? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    S01:E12 'From Bad to Worse!'

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 44:32


    Adam struggles with the repercussions of his entanglements, Dan is tasked with cheering Sam up as she deals with her feelings  & a sudden incident brings out the worst in in one of the CampCoats! Is this the end for Camp Holidays?  (Warning this episode contains scenes some may find distressing.) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

    S01:E11 "Sluts, Meat & Boardroom Heat!"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 41:23


    Mike & Steve once again bring to life the ongoing saga that is Last Resort. The cracks are starting to show as the season nears its end. CampCoats & Executives alike all have no choice but to face the music. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/badscripts/message

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