A podcast version of John Crace's wickedly satirical Guardian column, lampooning the literary style of leading authors by summarising their books in five minutes
John Crace whips through the lastest instalment of EL James's sado-masochistic bestseller, Grey, and asks if it's time to apply the safe word
John Crace squashes Houellebecq's Submission and asks whether the sacred monster of French fiction is just making trouble for its own sake
John Crace puts the annotated editon of the Nobel laureate's poetical works through the wringer and assesses the stature of the modernist master
John Crace boils down The Buried Giant and asks whether this genre-bending quest novel is destined for the halls of glory or the mists of forgetfulness
John Crace puts the squeeze on Go Set a Watchman, and considers its effect on the author's reputation
John Crace digests Hillary Clinton's latest autobiography, and picks it over for clues to vital questions – what does she really think of Obama?
John Crace digests Murakami's latest novel, Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and his Years of Pilgrimage, and wonders if the bestselling Japanese author has bleached the life out of his fiction
John Crace digests Val McDermid's update of Northanger Abbey, and asks if her attempt to square up to Austen's gothic melodrama is fine or foolhardy • More digested reads podcasts
John Crace digests Caitlin Moran's debut novel, How to Build a Girl, down to 600 words, and wonders what it adds to the autobiography that set her on the crest of the fourth wave of feminism
John Crace digests Martin Amis's new novel The Zone of Interest down to 600 words, and wonders if he was wise to return to Nazi Germany and the Holocaust
John Crace digests Stephen Fry's latest memoir, More Fool Me, down to 600 words, and finds the nation's favourite luvvie adrift in a blizzard of names and white powder
John Crace digests Karl Ove Knausgaard's multi-volume autobiographical fiction, My Struggle, and asks if it is exceptional in anything apart from length • More digested read podcasts
In the first of a daily series of digested reads, John Crace considers Russell Brand's political manifesto, Revolution More digested read podcasts
John Crace digests Iain Banks' last novel The Quarry, about a man dying of cancer, down to 600 words, and explains how satire can be powered by affection
John Crace boils down JK Rowling's first crime novel, The Cuckoo's Calling – published under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith – into just 600 words
John Crace boils down Roddy Doyle's sequel to The Commitments, The Guts, into just 600 words, while Caspar Llewellyn Smith and Hannah Freeman debate the merits of Jimmy Rabitte's return
John Crace digests Malcolm Gladwell's David and Goliath down to just 600 words, and Oliver Burkeman joins him to discuss whether popular science books have reached a tipping point
John Crace boils down the fourth volume of TS Eliot's Letters into just 600 words, while Nicholas Wroe examines their importance for understanding a great poet
John Crace digests Morrissey's Autobiography down to just 600 words, while Will Woodward and Caspar Llewellyn Smith wonder if the one-time Smiths frontman is as cool as he thinks he is
John Crace boils Richard Dawkins's memoir, An Appetite for Wonder, down to just 600 words, while Ian Sample and Andrew Brown consider his life and work
John Crace digests Helen Fielding's third Bridget Jones novel, Mad about the Boy, into just 600 words. Lisa Allardice and Rosie Swash discuss how well Bridget has aged
John Crace has a quick dip into the Booker prize-winning novel
John Crace looks at the author's memories of life with Harold Pinter, with the pauses taken out
John Crace makes a quick study of a depraved academic
John Crace makes a Sunday night feelgood costume drama
John Crace helps himself
The unbearable lightness of trying to be Milan Kundera gets to John Crace as he swallows his classic text
John Crace takes journalism's monster truck for a spin and writes him off
John Crace experiments wi skaggie an aw tha'
John Crace reheats some leftover recipes
John Crace explores his thespian side
'How dare you, sir!' Edith Wharton's 1870s portrait of high-class New York mores is taken downtown by John Crace
John Crace reminds us that there's no I in socalsm or totaltaransm
John Crace becomes tragically incoherent
John Crace attempts to believe in a smooth-talking 65-year-old 'lesbo converter', but he can't keep it up
John Crace makes some startling discoveries about the economics of sequel-writing
Ben Elton's new novel, set in a world of financial mayhem, suffers a severe crash in the hands of John Crace
John Crace tails George Smiley's first outing as a spy, but whose side is he on?
John Crace unpicks The Authorized History of MI5 and feels the wool being pulled over his eyes
John Crace digests this year's Booker Prize winner: Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel
John Crace gets lost in thickets of leaden prose as he unravels the mysteries of Dan Brown's new crypto-thriller
John Crace is cast adrift on the seas of Sylvia Townsend Warner's classic, Mr Fortune's Maggot
John Crace sets off in deadly pursuit of Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian
John Crace traces the evolution of the greatest scientist on earth in Richard Dawkins's latest Darwinian masterpiece
John Crace does obeisance before William Shawcross's biography of the Queen Mother
John Crace endures an orgy of sex and philosophy as he wrestles his way out of the ashram
John Crace goes to the Potteries
John Crace. Writes. In very. Short sentences.
John Crace bids to become Master of the Novelverse
John Crace embarks on a a GLITZKRIEG of PRETENTIOUSNESS
John Crace builds some nodding-off breaks into his reading