The Gayly Prophet | A Harry Potter Podcast

This week we are discussing chapters 1-7 of The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman! Content notes for this episode: -growing up with a mentally ill parent: 00:35:30 - 00:40:15 -christofascism / religious authoritarianism: 00:43:00 - 00:57:30 Join Our Sticker Club before September 30th and you'll get TWO BONUS STICKERS from the back catalogue! Join via Patreon and save $1 per month! Get your tickets to our live Rocky Horror recording now! Want to support our work? Here are all the ways you can do that! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and you could win a sticker! Simply take a screenshot of your 5 star review and email it to hashtagruthlesspods@gmail.com — 10 of the first 50 people who do so will get their choice of either a Gayly Planet sticker OR a Camp Ruthless sticker! Find us online at hashtagruthless.com or instagram.com/hashtagruthlesspods Music credit: "Zazie" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Welcome back to CAMP Ruthless! This week we are discussing John Waters' Cry-Baby (1990) Watch Spice World here! Join our sticker club in August and you'll get two bonus stickers from our back catalogue! You can join through our shop OR on Patreon! All stickers are drawn by Lark Malakai Grey and/or our friend Theo Julien Forrester and printed by Sticker Ninja! Want to support our work? Here are all the ways you can do that! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and you could win a sticker! Simply take a screenshot of your 5 star review and email it to hashtagruthlesspods@gmail.com — 10 of the first 50 people who do so will get their choice of either a Gayly Planet sticker OR a Camp Ruthless sticker! Find us online at hashtagruthless.com or instagram.com/hashtagruthlesspods Music credit: "Zazie" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

For our final week of Summer CAMP we are discussing the iconic Spice Girls movie, Spice World! Listen now for two queers ranting about how misogyny and femphobia robbed the world of a movie so excellent that should be taught in film schools. It really is *that* good. You can watch Spice World here! Join our sticker club in August and you'll get two bonus stickers from our back catalogue! You can join through our shop OR on Patreon! Get your tickets to our Rocky Horror Live Show here! Want to support our work? Here are all the ways you can do that! Find us online at hashtagruthless.com or instagram.com/hashtagruthlesspods Music credit: "Zazie" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Welcome back to CAMP Ruthless! This week we are discussing But I'm a Cheerleader with our friend Courtney Perkins, aka Not All Geminis! If you want to skip the more in-depth conversion therapy discussion, skip minutes 28:30-34:45 Find screenshots of the things we discussed in Style and Fashion on the episode webpage! Here is Jessie's link roundup: conversion therapy rebranded for the tech age to promote kids to repress any romantic and sexual feelings How to resist in-person conversion therapy A deep dive into the history and major players of conversion therapy Want to support our work? Here are all the ways you can do that! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and you could win a sticker! Simply take a screenshot of your 5 star review and email it to hashtagruthlesspods@gmail.com — 10 of the first 50 people who do so will get their choice of either a Gayly Planet sticker OR a Camp Ruthless sticker! Find us online at hashtagruthless.com or instagram.com/hashtagruthlesspods Music credit: "Zazie" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Welcome back to Camp Ruthless! This week we are discussing D.E.B.S (2004). Get your tickets to our live show now! Check out a screenshot roundup of the things we discussed in the Style section on the episode webpage! Find out all about us at hashtagruthless.com Follow us on instagram @hashtagruthlesspods Listen to our other podcasts: We Are The Gayers is about Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Gay Pirate Podcast is about Our Flag Means Death EsGAYpe From Reality is about the Simon Snow series by Rainbow Rowell And The Gayly Prophet (RIP) was about Harry Potter Want to support queer media? Join our Patreon for extended episodes and oodles of other bonus content! We have cool merch and a rad sticker club. Did you know that Lark made a tarot deck? He did, and you can get one here! If you want to help us with transcripts, bookmark this page! Transcripts will typically be made available the day the episode airs. Show art is by Lark Malakai Grey Music credit: "Zazie" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Welcome to Summer CAMP! This week we are discussing Batman & Robin (1997). The Gayly Planet is a podcast where two queer nerds talk about media we love, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless productions. Find out all about us at hashtagruthless.com Follow us on instagram @hashtagruthlesspods Want to support queer media? Join our Patreon for extended episodes and oodles of other bonus content! We have cool merch and a rad sticker club. Did you know that Lark made a tarot deck? He did, and you can get one here! If you want to help us with transcripts, bookmark this page! Transcripts will typically be made available the day the episode airs. Listen to our other podcasts: We Are The Gayers is about Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Gay Pirate Podcast is about Our Flag Means Death EsGAYpe From Reality is about the Simon Snow series by Rainbow Rowell And The Gayly Prophet (RIP) was about Harry Potter Show art is by Lark Malakai Grey Music credit: "Zazie" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Welcome to CAMP Ruthless! This week we are discussing John Waters' “Serial Mom.” The Gayly Planet is a podcast where two queer nerds talk about media we love, brought to you by Hashtag Ruthless productions. Find out all about us at hashtagruthless.com Follow us on instagram @hashtagruthlesspods Listen to our other podcasts: We Are The Gayers is about Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Gay Pirate Podcast is about Our Flag Means Death EsGAYpe From Reality is about the Simon Snow series by Rainbow Rowell And The Gayly Prophet (RIP) was about Harry Potter Want to support queer media? Join our Patreon for extended episodes and oodles of other bonus content! We have cool merch and a rad sticker club. Did you know that Lark made a tarot deck? He did, and you can get one here! If you want to help us with transcripts, bookmark this page! Transcripts will typically be made available the day the episode airs. Show art is by Lark Malakai Grey Music credit: "Zazie" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This is the FINAL EPISODE of The Gayly Prophet for the foreseeable future! Today we are finishing our discussion about The Golden Compass/Northern Lights! This episode contains Editorials, Personals, and Health and Science. Subscribe to The Gayly Planet now so you don't miss out on our future episodes! And while you're there, take a moment to rate and review the show! We Are The Gayers is now available wherever you listen to pods! You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com Support us on Patreon for extended episodes of all our podcasts, plus oodles of other amazing bonus content! Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! Follow us on Instagram and Tumblr! If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and We Are The Gayers! Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today you are listening to the first half of our discussion about the second half of The Golden Compass/The Northern Lights! This episode contains The Front Page, Politics, and Community Profiles. Listen, we talked for over 2 hours, so it turns out we probably need to do three episodes per book to fit all of our thoughts and feelings in. We hope you understand! Content notes: Religious abuse: 26:05- 34:10 Sexual abuse/medical abuse: 34:10 - 38:10 Please sign our open letter asking HBO to nix the Harry Potter TV show: bit.ly/nohptv Subscribe to The Gayly Planet now so you don't miss out on our future episodes! And while you're there, take a moment to rate and review the show! We Are The Gayers is now available wherever you listen to pods! You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com Support us on Patreon for extended episodes of all our podcasts, plus oodles of other amazing bonus content! Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! Follow us on Instagram and Tumblr! If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and We Are The Gayers! Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today's news: we helped put together a petition asking HBO to pull the plug on the HP tv show. Almost 40 fellow fandom leaders signed the open letter, and now we are counting on you, the fandom, to sign the petition! Do so at bit.ly/nohptv We are moving to a new feed! Follow The Gayly Planet wherever you are listening to this podcast! Get ready for Summer CAMP!!! Want to submit a camp flier? Here are the deets: Art submission guidelines: Art must contain some variation of “Summer CAMP with Hashtag Ruthless, June-August 2023” Please send a 300 dpi PNG file to hashtagruthlesspods@gmail.com If you draw using a digital program, we strongly recommend that you keep your layers SEPARATE, as the t-shirt version will need to be adjusted from the social media graphic. Deadline is May 15th! +++ Want even more Hashtag Ruthless? Of course you do! We Are The Gayers is now available wherever you listen to pods! You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com Support us on Patreon for extended episodes of all our podcasts, plus oodles of other amazing bonus content! Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! Follow us on Instagram and Tumblr! If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and We Are The Gayers! Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing the first half of the first book in the His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman, The Golden Compass (or Northern Lights, depending on where you live!) CWs for this episode: throughout the episode there are small mentions of people hitting children. There are also a few brief mentions of violations of bodily autonomy (in relation to the dæmon touching taboo) 00:40:25 - 00:43:40—Religious authoritarianism 00:43:40 - 00:49:00—Kidnapping, systemic dismissal of marginalized populations We Are The Gayers is now available wherever you listen to pods! You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com Support us on Patreon for extended episodes of all our podcasts, plus oodles of other amazing bonus content! Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! Follow us on Instagram and Tumblr! If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and We Are The Gayers! Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are talking about Disney's Encanto, so get ready for ALL OF THE FEELS!!! Content notes for this episode: this movie is about intergenerational trauma, so this episode is chock full of discussions about that. If you want to skip the heaviest bits, the politics section starts at 00:22:45 and ends at 00:44:40 Wanna watch the amazing rat telenovela tiktoks we gushed about? Find there here! We Are The Gayers is now available wherever you listen to pods! You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com Support us on Patreon for extended episodes of all our podcasts, plus oodles of other amazing bonus content! Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! Follow us on Instagram and Tumblr! If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and We Are The Gayers! Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing Glass Onion: a Knives Out Mystery! +Here's that Jordan Peele/Janelle Monae photoshoot Jessie mentioned +Here's Ryan Johnson talking about the arrival scene +And here's a fugue from Guys and Dolls! +You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com +Support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet +Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- +Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com +If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! +Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing the movie Black Panther! Here are the links we promised: +Vanity Fair Interview with the costume designer: https://www.vanityfair.com/video/watch/black-panther-s-costume-designer-breaks-down-t-challa-s-entrance-scene +Atlantic interview with the costume designer: https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2018/02/why-fashion-is-key-to-understanding-the-world-of-black-panther/553157/ +Vanity Fair Interview with the Director: https://www.vanityfair.com/video/watch/black-panther-s-director-ryan-coogler-breaks-down-a-fight-scene +You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com +Support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet +Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- +Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com +If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! +Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester +Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special, The Day of the Doctor! Here are the Woke Doctor Who episodes that Lark mentioned about Capaldi's run: Ep 013: Danny, We Hardly Knew Ye Ep 006: Screw Season 10 Here's more information about the the ravens of the Tower of London: https://www.hrp.org.uk/tower-of-london/ +You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com +Support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet +Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- +Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com +If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! +Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester +Music from https://filmmusic.io"Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)-Edited from the original-

After four years as your Defense Against the Dark Arts instructors, your dedicated cohosts have discovered that the curse is indeed still active. Which is to say, we are taking an indefinite hiatus from Harry Potter. But don't worry! We will still be in your ears every other week with delightful, humorous, ruthless conversations about nerdy media. Listen now for the full story. + Read our instagram statement here: instagram.com/p/ConcZLRSZcS/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= + Here's a wonderful piece by Percy Ranson about why you should not buy Hogwarts Legacy: gameshub.com/news/opinions-analysis/hogwarts-legacy-does-not-deserve-to-be-reviewed-on-its-own-merits-40246/ + Interested in the video game alternative roundups that Jessie mentioned? Here ya go! - https://kotaku.com/trans-witch-bundle-hogwarts-legacy-jk-rowling-1850101608 - https://twitter.com/DominicTarason/status/1615738900047085568?s=20&t=Z8vBWyzkdc4T4YHzRtiR_-wXWQ7FdCgKM0HcxLNxleo - https://itch.io/b/1712/trans-witches-are-witches - https://wegotthiscovered.com/gaming/10-alternate-magic-games-to-enjoy-if-youre-boycotting-hogwarts-legacy/ + Help keep us employed by joining our Patreon—for a limited time you can save 10% when you join for a year up front patreon.com/thegaylyprophet +Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com +If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! +Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester +Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Welcome to part two of our discussion of Wednesday the series! +Our three headed doggo merch is available in our shop: hashtagruthless.com/shop +Listen to our Star Trek Episode here: hashtagruthless.com/esgaype-from-reality +The Gwendoline Christie interview can be found here: ew.com/tv/gwendoline-christie-wednesday-beautiful-principal-weems/ +The fan-made Wednesday lego set can be found here: cbr.com/wednesday-thing-lego-minifig-fanmade/ +You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com +Support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet +Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- +Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com +If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! +Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester +Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Welcome to part one of our discussion of Wednesday the series! Here's a thing about the reading of Elle Woods as autistic: https://www.yourtango.com/entertainment/reasons-why-elle-woods-legally-blonde-autistic -Our three headed doggo merch is available in our shop: hashtagruthless.com/shop +++ -You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com -Support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet -Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- -Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com -If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! -Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester -Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Happy Birthgay to us! -If you found yourself thinking, “gosh, I sure hope they make that ridiculous t-shirt because I would love to buy one!” I have great news for you!!! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/whats-not-to-like-tee -You can join our sticker club, check out our shop, listen to our podcasts, and read our Guide to Firing JK Rowling all on our website, Hashtagruthless.com -Support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet -Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- -Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com -If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! -Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester -Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

In this very special episode we are both talking *about* Chuck Tingle's novel, “Straight,” and talking *with* Chuck Tingle about his novel, “Straight” (and lots of other things besides!) If you'd like to listen to the interview but not the book discussion, skip to 01:03:10 You can preorder Camp Damascus here or from your fave local bookstore! You can order Straight here or from your fave local bookstore! Both portions of this episode are much longer on Patreon, and you can listen to them and all of the other great offerings we have over there by joining today at patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Did you know that Lark made a tarot deck? It's pretty cool, and you can find it in our shop! Also in our shop: lots of rad merch, and an amazing Sticker Club!!! Check it all out at hashtagruthless.com/shop Don't forget to check out our other podcasts! The Gay Pirate Podcast is about Our Flag Means Death EsGAYpe From Reality is about Carry On/the Simon Snow series We Are The Gayers is about Buffy the Vampire Slayer Find us on instagram and tumblr: instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumblr.com Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we have a very special treat for you all! Jessie and friend-of-the-pod Theo Julien Forrester sat down with Tanner Wilson, the creator of Magic School Mystery, to play a round of the game! It is a delight and we are so excited to share it with you all! Find the game at www.magicschoolmystery.com Find Tanner at twitter.com/TannerJWil Find Theo at instagram.com/theojulienforrester Get some of Theo's art by joining our sticker club! hashtagruthless.com/shop Listen to our audio hug episode on the EsGAYpe From Reality feed! hashtagruthless.com/esgaype-from-reality Keep an eye on this feed for our special episode about Chuck Tingle's “Straight,” and watch the Gay Pirate Podcast feed for our episode about What We Do In The Shadows! Please leave us an iTunes review! We are hoping to have 400 reviews by our 4th birthday! Support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing the second half of chapter 27 of Goblet of Fire, in which the kids meet up with Sirius and learn about politics! Head to Hashtagruthless.com to find all of the things, including our shop, other podcasts, and guide to firing JKR! Support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing the first half of chapter 27 of Goblet of Fire. For this episode we were joined by the amazing hosts of the Goblet of Wine podcast, Hannah and Charlie! We had the best time talking all about Snape's whole deal, Rita Skeeters terrible ethics, irl truth serum, and so much more! Find Goblet of wine at gobletofwine.co.uk and find the episode we were on at gobletofwine.co.uk/podcast/episode/2e8abbeb/ep-101-half-blood-prince-12-virgin-and-buried-ft-the-gayly-prophet Find their list of fan-made merch (and more!) here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrNy8dUTR3Jeq6oioK4OwQ/edit#gid=0 Head to Hashtagruthless.com to find all of the things, including our shop, other podcasts, and guide to firing JKR! Support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing the second half of chapter 26 of Goblet of Fire, including mermaids, extremely boring spectator sports, the importance of killing your darlings, and so much more! Head to Hashtagruthless.com to find all of the things, including our shop, other podcasts, and guide to firing JKR! Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing the first half of chapter 26, The Second Task. Including so many feelings about the failures of the Hogwarts library, an epic writing rant, unicorns, fairies, and lots more! And don't forget to join us on Patreon for our Heartstopper live watches: patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Head to Hashtagruthless.com to find all of the things, including our shop, other podcasts, and guide to firing JKR! Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing chapter 25 of Goblet of Fire, including: the Hogwarts poop lake, the magic of the prefect bathroom, the good, bad, and in between of Moaning Myrtle, Harry Potter's absurd decision making, and so much more! Make sure you check out our back-to-school sticker sale: hashtagruthless.com/shop And don't forget to join us on Patreon for our Heartstopper live watches: patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Head to Hashtagruthless.com to find all of the things, including our shop, other podcasts, and guide to firing JKR! Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- If you like this show be sure to check out EsGAYpe From Reality, The Gay Pirate Podcast, and join our patreon to listen to We Are The Gayers! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Hello everyone! Summer vacation is over and we are back with a super exciting episode for you. We teamed up with the Her Dark Materials podcast to find the answers to the questions we've all been asking: what are the differences between patronuses and dæmons? What dæmon would Harry Potter have? What patronus would Lyra have? And so much more! Listen to Her Dark Materials wherever you are listening to this, and find them at hdmpod.co.uk twitter.com/hdmpod instagram.com/hdmpod Make sure you check out our back-to-school sticker sale: hashtagruthless.com/shop Read all about the Fan Organizer Coalition: fandomforward.org/forfanorganizers Listen to our convo with Witch, Please: ohwitchplease.ca And don't forget to join us on Patreon for our Heartstopper live watches: patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

It's that time of year again! The time when we sit down to answer your questions about all things gender and sexuality, and hopefully help everyone to live their best joyful queer life. It's hot pirate summer! Have you checked out our Our Flag Means Death podcast, The Gay Pirate Podcast yet?? Join our Patreon for more bonus content than you can shake a stick at, including a live watch of Hook on June 26th! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @thegaylyprophet Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Happy Pride, friends! Today we have an extra special treat for you: a discussion about the movie Birds of Prey or the Fantabulous Emancipation of one Harley Quinn, and also a bit about Wonder Woman (2017), but most of all feminism and glitter and feeding cishet men to hyenas. It's hot pirate summer! Have you checked out our Our Flag Means Death podcast, The Gay Pirate Podcast yet?? Join our Patreon for more bonus content than you can shake a stick at, including a live watch of Hook on June 26th! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @thegaylyprophet

It's summer vaycay! Stay tuned for some special Pride bonus episodes later in June, but other than that we are off til September! HOWEVER, the good news is that you can still hang out with us this summer, because we are making a limited run podcast about Our Flag Means Death, called The Gay Pirate Podcast! Also! If you're hungry for more TGP content consider joining our Patreon, where we will be releasing super-extended cuts of our early episodes! Find The Gay Pirate Podcast at hashtagruthless.com/thegaypiratepodcast or wherever you listen! Join our Patreon at patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media at instagram.com/thegaylyprophet and twitter.com/thegaylyprophet

This week we are discussing the second half of chapter 24 of Goblet of Fire, including: Ludo Bagman's total himbo vibe, Hagrid's wonderful dad, someone finally saying that Percy is poisoning Crouch, Aberforth's weird goat fetish, and so much more! Find Play On podcasts here: https://ncpodcasts.com/playonpodcast Here's that Cancel Culture video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkVYvp_CumI We are starting an Our Flag Means Death podcast! Subscribe to The Gay Pirate Podcast wherever you listen! PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie's injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Welcome to a very special bonus episode, where you all get to listen to our Patreon-only Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers! If you like what you hear, consider joining our patreon! This episode is about BTVS S4E17, Superstar. In which: Anya makes a great pun, Jonathan is the hero of this whole season, everyone makes some Choices when it comes to outfits, and so much more! Read to the bottom of this description for links to all the outfits in question. This week's interstitial music is Semi-charmed Life by Third Eye Blind Join our Patreon at patreon.com/thegaylyprophet You can preorder Under the Bed Tarot at hashtagruthless.com/shop Find out everything you want to know, and buy our merch at hashtagruthless.com Like this podcast? Check out our Simon Snow podcast, EsGAYpe From Reality! Follow us on social media: instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Intro Music credit: Stay The Course by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5048-stay-the-courseLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/-Edited from the original- Here's the collage, complete with mountain lion: https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/albums/Season%204/Buffy%20the%20Vampire%20Slayer%20Episode%2017%20Superstar/BtVS_S4_E17_0762.jpg And here are most of the outfits we discussed: https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=56538 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=58180 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=58677 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=57372 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=57256 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=58643 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=59774 https://kissthemgoodbye.net/BuffytheVampireSlayer/displayimage.php?album=73&pid=58409

Today we are discussing the first half of chapter 24 of Goblet of Fire, including: the chronic issue of incomplete allegories in these books, the true story of eye of newt, the introduction of cottage core dream witch Professor Grubbly-Plank, and so much more! Read about eye of newt and stuff here: people.howstuffworks.com/is-eye-of-newt-real-thing.htm PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie's injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing the second half of chapter 23 of Goblet of Fire, in which: Ron showcases his worst impulses, Snape gets on the bad side of the fae, Padma and Parvati deserved so much better, did we mention how bad Ron's behavior is? And so much more! PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie's injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

This week we are discussing the first half of chapter 23 of Goblet of Fire, because this chapter is long AF and also dense AF. Tune in for discussions about the differences between witch robes and dresses, Hermione's teen movie glow up, Pigwidgeon being the pit bull of owls, and to learn all about the different types of twilight*, along with so much more! *the third kind of twilight is astroNOMical twilight, not astroLOGical twilight, but Lark is a witch and these things happen, kthx. PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie's injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Lark's tarot deck, Under the Bed Tarot, is now available to preorder in our shop! https://hashtagruthless.com/shop/under-the-bed-tarot-preorder- Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing chapter 22 of Goblet of Fire, aka the misogyny chapter, aka the one where Hermione should just be done with Ron and Harry forever, aka the one where everyone is so mean to Neville FOR NO REASON, aka the one where at least we get to see Harry in a bisexual panic. PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie's injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Lark's tarot Kickstarter ends tomorrow, March 9th! You can support it at tinyurl.com/underthebedtarot -Missed the Kickstarter? That's okay! You can preorder the deck in our shop! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

This week we were joined by Frankey Smith, aka Fantastic Frankey, aka The Fanboy Fighter, and you are all in for a real treat!!! Listen now for our discussion of chapter 21 of Goblet of Fire, including: Ron Weasley's foolishness, whether or not skrewts would hibernate, the queerness of The Cursed Child, Hermione's brilliance, and so much more! Find Frankey on fanboyfighter.com and on all the social platforms @fantasticfrankey PLEASE CONSIDER JOINING OUR PATREON! Due to Jessie's injury we are urgently working to increase our monthly pledges to $6666 per month, and that will only be possible with your support! Patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

This week we are discussing chapter 20 of Goblet of Fire, including: irresponsible dragon keeping, ELLIPSES, our disdain for the way Hermione is treated, McGonagall being tender for the first time, and so much more! Lark's tarot deck Kickstarter is officially here!!! Check it out now at tinyurl.com/underthebedtarot Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

Today we are discussing chapter 19 of Goblet of Fire, including: Harry's #Mood being extremely relatable, Hagrid having the best day of her life, the absolute nightmare that is detention at Hogwarts, Hermione being too good for Harry, and so much more!

Today we are discussing chapter 18 of Goblet of Fire, including: Rita Skeeter, the girth of Viktor Krum's wand, the fact that Cedric is sOoOoO hAnDsoMe, some good speculation about what can be used as wand cores, and so much more!

Today we are discussing chapter 17 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, including: the extreme overuse of ellipses in this chapter…the very low key investigation into whether Harry put his name in the Goblet of Fire…more questions about portraits…and so much more! Info about our New Years Day livestream can be found on our social media or at hashtagruthless.com/NYD Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-

This week's episode was (mostly) recorded live on Halloween! (Everything except the politics section, which we recorded later). In addition to our usual delightful insights, this episode also includes the introduction of our new Personals section and a rare Horoscopes section! Please note: in the politics section we discussed the lack of “foreign” food at Hogwarts, which included us making fun of Ron (and white people generally) who can't handle the idea of such foods. We should have but failed to include a note that there are lots of reasons that folks can be unable to try new foods, and that that is totally valid. Check out EsGAYpe From Reality, our podcast about Carry On by Rainbow Rowell! Head to hashtagruthless.com to check out all of our new merch, and to help us out with transcriptions! Join us on Patreon to get early-release, extended episodes of TGP, along with access to our Buffy podcast, We Are The Gayers, and so much more! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Follow us on social media instagram.com/thegaylyprophet twitter.com/thegaylyprophet Show art is by Theo Julien Forrester Music from https://filmmusic.io "Industrial Music Box" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) -Edited from the original-