The Joseph Carlson Show

00:00 Episode Overview03:53 Analysts Warn About The Market09:00 Meta Bear Case15:12 Salesforce & Adobe21:00 Netflix Earnings Reaction25:00 Fail Of The Week: The change-name AI Frenzy

00:00 Episode Overview02:00 The Market Recovery14:00 Netflix Earnings15:30 Amazon Buys Satellite Company16:28 Analysts Turn Bullish On Meta27:00 Jensen Says Amazon Is Lying37:00 Fail Of The Week: Allbirds Goes to AI39:45 New Qualtrim Feature

00:00 Episode Overview03:00 Portfolio Update10:11 Amazon Updated Analysis32:20 Meta Updated Analysis45:40 Fail Of The Week

00:00 Episode Overview02:00 Stocks Are Going Crazy07:36 Sam Altman Criticisms13:08 Fail Of The Week: Follow-up 16:20 Responding To Comments

00:00 Episode Overview01:28 Qualtrim Plug02:20 Nike09:10 Booking Holdings12:48 Robinhood & American Express15:20 Intuit18:20 Jamie Dimon & Tom Lee22:25 Open AI and Anthropic IPO26:58 Fail Of The Week: Italy Court

00:00 Stocks Surge11:40 Buffett On The Market13:00 Fail Of The Week: Child Affordability Study21:57 Responding To Comments

00:00 Overview01:40 The Best Time To Buy Is now22:25 The Strategic Mistake Of Sora26:25 Fail Of The Week: Elizabeth Warren Complains About Netflix30:58 Responding To comments

00:00 Overview02:00 The Fall of FICO31:09 Meta $9 Trillion Market Cap Goal32:50 Fail Of The Week: Robots

00:00 Overview02:41 End Of The Metaverse18:37 Mark Zuckerberg Creating AI CEO21:47 Uber Invests In Rivian23:47 Project Hail Mary Success27:20 Costco CEO Eats Hot Dog29:28 Fail Of The Week: Marc Andreessen No Introspection

00:00 Overview02:00 Apple's Superior AI Strategy25:30 Intuit Is Doubling Buybacks27:00 Adobe Earnings32:05 Netflix Paid $600 For AI Company35:00 Fail Of The Week: SEC Quarterly Report

In this episode we review why I purchased, and continue to buy, Meta.

00:00 6 Compounding Machines On A Dip27:45 Tom Lee Predictions30:00 Fail Of The Week: Prediction Of AI Destruction

00:00 Overview02:00 Oil Goes Above $10025:30 Anthropic Sues Trump Administration30:20 Netflix Buys Ben Affleck AI Company34:43 Fail Of The Week: More CEO's Eat Their "product"

We value each stock based on historical valuation and future DCF.

00:00 Overview02:00 Steve Eisman & Tom Lee On War06:45 Netflix Walks Away From Warner Deal20:48 Duolingo Falls 20% After Earnings32:00 Fail Of The Week: McDonalds CEO

00:00 Overview02:00 Agents Remove Friction10:31 DooDash Disruptted Rebuttal24:17 Mastercard Disrupted Rebuttal32:40 The Domino Effect Rebuttal42:45 Netflix Warner Bros Update44:45 Meta & AMD Chip Deal46:36 Fail Of The Week: Robot Vacuum Hacking

00:00 Overview02:00 Super Investor Buys17:17 Moody's Earnings22:40 DoorDash Earnings23:55 Fail Of The Week: Sam & Dario

00:00 Investors Are Scared14:00 3 Monopolies To Buy17:14 Chris Hohn 13f Holding Update19:18 Netflix And Warner Bros21:20 Responding To Jeremy On Duolingo31:52 Fail Of The Week: Chamath Palihapitiya

00:00 Introduction02:00 Things Are Changing Fast19:50 Bill Ackman Buys Meta

00:00 Overview02:00 Burry's Argument11:30 Big Tech Valuation18:50 Jensen Asked About CAPEX31:34 Fail Of The Week: Anthropic Super Bowl Ad

00:00 Overview01:13 Stock Market Panic 13:10 Duration And Business Model19:59 Uber Earnings21:40 Fail Of The Week: Netflix at Congress

00:00 Overview02:00 Meta Analysis12:50 Meta Capex Spend Explained22:00 Tom Lee Bitcoin Prediction23:15 Waymo Accident27:47 Nvidia Walks Back OpenAI Deal

00:00 Overview02:00 Microsoft13:00 Meta18:24 ASML20:08 Mastercard22:00 Tesla

Join Qualtrim, the Stock Analysis platform I built and use, and join over 12,000 other paying members: https://www.qualtrim.com/00:00 Overview01:46 Google06:18 Mastercard09:40 Amazon11:20 S&P Global and Moody's12:45 ASML15:20 Netflix20:12 Microsoft21:06 Costco24:44 Intuit26:33 Salesforce28:10 Texas Roadhouse30:40 Equifax32:30 Duolingo

00:00 Overview01:58 The Markets Are Sinking14:53 Buying $5,000 More Of Duolingo18:17 Netflix Earnings21:50 Andy Jassy On Job Loss26:20 Chris Hohn Breaks Hedge Fund Record30:25 Fail Of The Week: Beast Games Contestant

00:00 Introduction03:00 Netflix & Warner Bros11:40 JP Morgan Is No Longer A Bank16:00 Amazon Advances With Robotics18:52 Visa & Mastercard Interest Rate Cap23:37 Gemini's Unfair Advantage25:47 Fail Of The Week: Matthew Mcconaughey Trademarks Himself

00:00 Fed vs President Trump15:00 Duolingo CFO Steps Down23:40 Apple and Google Partnership25:13 Paramount Sues Warner Bros

00:00 Preview02:00 The Best Stock17:08 Warner Bros Rejects Paramount, Again19:00 Brad Gerstner on 202622:55 Palmer Luckey's Great Take24:00 Trump Blocking Wall Street from Buying Homes28:00 Fail Of The Week: AI "Pranks"

We discuss 10 of the most incredible companies on planet earth, and why they're worth considering as an investment.

00:00 Overview02:00 Best & Worst Stocks Of 202529:50 2026 Predictions37:20 Fail Of The Week: The Nike Exploiter

00:00 Introduction02:00 Blueprint to $1 million Portfolio19:20 Waymo Causes Roadblock23:32 Fail Of The Week: losing Everything

00:00 Overview02:46 Paramount Was Denied19:45 Tom Lee Is Bearish21:17 Mark Mahaney on Google In 202624:11 Netflix Is Now In Podcasts25:38 Fail Of The Week: Director Tricks Netflix

00:00 Overview03:00 2025 picks05:00 Amazon09:00 Bristol Myers Squibb11:00 Comcast14:00 Exxon Mobile15:00 Fairfax Financial16:50 Flutter Entertainment18:33 Madison Square Garden21:04 Visa22:57 SL Green Realty24:34 Disney26:21 Disney Deal with OpenAI32:00 Google Goes After Zillow35:00 Fail Of The Week: Elizabeth Warren

00:00 Overview02:00 Netflix Is Dead Money04:00 Outline Of My Buy Strategy08:00 Why Netflix Wins In Every Case24:30 Waymo Reaches 450,000 Rides Per Week29:00 Investors Are Turning Away From AI Stocks

00:00 Overview03:00 Mastercard08:00 Meta10:24 Adobe14:20 Amazon15:02 Duolingo17:03 Nvidia18:25 Salesforce19:25 Google21:05 Microsoft21:25 Uber22:50 Netflix26:00 Tesla28:10 Palantir29:50 ASML31:30 Paramount Hostile Bid40:50 Fail Of The Week: Waymo vs Kitkat

What does this mean? We review it in this episode.

00:00 Introduction03:00 OpenAI Sam Altman Declares Code Red12:45 Google Servers In Space15:03 Waymo Is Changing Health Care23:32 Netflix Buying Warner Media26:25 Fail Of The Week: Waymo

00:00 Introduction03:16 My Biggest Buy (Mastercard)15:30 Google VS Nvidia25:00 Stranger Things Premiere26:52 Fail Of The Week: Gene Munster Google Take

00:00 Introduction02:00 Ray Dalio & Michael Burry Bubble Talk18:29 Google Stock Goes Up 6%23:28 I Bought More Mastercard & Sold Booking Holdings18:17 My Favorite Things

00:00 Introduction02:50 Google Hits $30008:00 Why Mastercard Is Misunderstood22:23 Nvidia Earnings26:50 Win Of The Week

Today's episode we look at Warren Buffett's buy into Google and review the portfolio changes of top Super Investors.

00:00 Amazon Catalysts13:00 5 Stocks Worth Considering30:03 Tom Lee & Dan Ives On Market Sell Off33:38 Netflix Party games35:12 Fail Of The Week: Michael Saylor

00:00 Michael Burry Short Position26:59 Mark Mahaney Top 3 Stock Picks35:43 Waymo Expands To Freeway37:30 Fail Of The Week - Admitting Your Fraud

00:00 Overview03:00 Don't Miss The Opportunity18:20 Visa & Mastercard Settle22:50 $2,000 Dividend Stimulus25:19 Gene Munster Apple Call28:00 Dan Ives Meta Table Pounder29:20 Mark Mahaney on Duolingo & Uber32:50 Fail Of The Week - Employees Harass HR

00:00 Overview04:00 Duolingo Reaction36:00 Google TPU Advancement38:00 Fail Of The Week Chipotle

00:00 Introduction03:04 Meta's Issue with Capex08:35 Salesforce & Adobe Fundamentals vs Sentiment12:00 S&P Global & Equifax Catalysts Ahead15:36 Netflix's Underappreciated Financial Strength22:29 Uber CEO On It's Future26:00 Amazon Sues Perplexity

00:00 Overview02:00 Palantir06:00 Shopify08:30 Uber13:50 Spotify15:57 AMD17:34 FICO18:15 Duolingo26:40 Texas Roadhouse28:55 Tom Lee Case For The Bull Market32:54 Amazon OpenAI Deal34:07 Fail Of The Week: Sam Altman

Amazon and Google both reported earnings, both stocks are soaring. We discuss the recent earnings reports.

Google, Amazon, Meta, Apple, all report earnings this week. We break down what to expect and why I'm betting so big on Google.

00:00 Overview01:44 Netflix Earnings08:00 Tesla Earnings13:45 Amazon Replacing 600,000 Jobs22:40 Fail Of The Week: NBA Coach Bets His Life

00:00 Overview02:00 OpenAI Releases AI Browser13:10 Salesforce Stock Surge15:00 Equifax Earnings18:45 Warner Bros Sale21:50 Netflix Future23:15 Fail Of The Week: Amazon