The Yeti is Still Broken

Welcome, my friends, to The Yeti is Still Broken. I, Sallah, shall now give you counsel to seek out a miraculous podcast. Here in your listening devices are skip buttons for when the podcast becomes, uh, bumpy. And to keep you safe and sound, we brought along creative extraordinaire Rob Yeo! Now, my friends, one final word of advice: look not into the eyes of the host Cody. That would be dangerous… very dangerous. Well, my friends, the moment is drawing near. Already I am envious of the podcast that awaits you — if you avoid the eyes of Cody, that is.

Pete and Danny return from Tokyo and they won't shut up about it! Also! Cody rides the Ministry of Magic and Harry Potter and the Battle at the Ministry of Magic with Harry Potter Ride! Enjoy!

Mr. Meacham goes to EPIC Universe! And we get into it! Did he like it? Did he hate it? Did he call it a concrete wasteland? You'll have to listen to find out! ENJOY!

Hello, and welcome to The Yeti is Still Broken. We'll be your chief podcast attendants today. We'll begin the episode in a few minutes, but first, I'd like to acquaint you with some important podcast information. When you hit play on the episode, please take a seat and be prepared for theme park hot takes, misinformation from one of the hosts, and cease and desist letters from Jeans D'Amaro. This episode includes Pete's first Bourne Stuntacular experience. Nice work pal! Soon you will be through the intro chatter, so if you want to hear us talk about the modern marvel that is Soarin', you might wanna use the chapters to get through our nonsense. Okay, let's review: hot takes, Jeans D'Amaro, Bourne Stuntacular, misinformation, fear of heights, keep your hands and arms inside at all times—anything else…? Oh yeah, Cody is Jeremy Renner Fan #1! Enjoy!

Listeners, thank you for joining the cause! Board your transports and travel with us to Battu as we discuss RISE OF THE RESISTANCE! Also Pete has been to Epic Universe and Cody becomes a Karen! Enjoy!

Join us as we try to escape the wrath of Kong in the most impractical way ever on KONGFRONTATION!!! Also Cody was the guest that took a dump in the queue of Guardians of the Galaxy Rewind! ENJOY!

Jambo everyone! Gather around as we talk about dead elephants, AK47s, Lyndon B. Johnson, and 4.7 million square feet of Florida wilderness aka the Kilimanjaro Safaris! Also, Cody quits Disney! Enjoy!

Join us as we hop on our Motorbikes, throw Jeremy Grunert in the sidecar, and talk about possibly the greatest ride at any Universal Studios theme park?! Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure!!! Also, Cody is a Moss Boss! Enjoy!

Howdy partners! Join us as we hop aboard a runaway train to our death as we talk about Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Disneyland! If any of you folks are wearin' hats or glasses, best remove 'em—'cause this here's the wildest podcast in the wilderness! Also! Cody adds a bookmark to www.designtoscano.com for his next Haunted Mansion Project! Enjoy!

Join us as we take a look at whats coming this year to the Disney parks and try to pretend like we care about anything else besides Epic Universe. Also, Cody hates Fantasmic! Enjoy!

Join us as we decided to kick back, take some of your questions, ask some questions of our own, and just talk about some recent activities at the parks. Also, Cody hates barns! Enjoy!

Join us as we hop on our starspeeder and ruin the entire timeline of the Star Wars saga on Star Tours!!! Also, Cody hates Star Wars! Enjoy!!! Current Top 10 Rankings! Haunted Mansion - Disneyland (Ep19) POTC Disneyland (Ep16) The Great Movie Ride (Ep1) Harry Potter And The Forbidden Journey (Ep12) The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (Ep2) Snow White's Enchanted Wish (Ep18) Space Mountain (Ep14) Mr. Toads Wild Ride (Ep4) Matterhorn Bobsleds (Ep9) Extra TERRORestrial Alien Encounter (Ep3)

Lets jump on our 1981 Kuwahara BMX bikes, tell local law enforcement to kick rocks and race through the redwood forests of Los Angeles county to get E.T. back to his home planet in time to beat global warming! Also! Cody refuses to ever go to HHN again! Enjoy! Current Top 10 Rankings! Haunted Mansion - Disneyland (Ep19) POTC Disneyland (Ep16) The Great Movie Ride (Ep1) Harry Potter And The Forbidden Journey (Ep12) The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (Ep2) Snow White's Enchanted Wish (Ep18) Space Mountain (Ep14) Mr. Toads Wild Ride (Ep4) Matterhorn Bobsleds (Ep9) Extra TERRORestrial Alien Encounter (Ep3)

Welcome, foolish podcast listeners, to the Yeti is Still Broken! We are your hosts, your ghost hosts. Kindly hit play please and make room for everyones opinions. There's no turning us off now. Also! Cody hates gobo lights! And if you don't know what that is, neither did we! Enjoy! Current Top 10 Rankings! 1 - POTC Disneyland (Ep16) 2-  The Great Movie Ride (Ep1) 3 - Harry Potter and The Forbidden Journey (Ep12) 4 - The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (Ep2) 5 - Snow White's Enchanted Wish (Ep18) 6 - Space Mountain (Ep14) 7 - Mr Toad's Wild Ride (Ep4) 8 - Matterhorn Bobsleds (Ep9) 9 - ExtraTERRORestrrial Alien Encounter (Ep3) 10 - GOTG Mission : Breakout (Ep13)

First it was just her adventures, then it was her scary adventures, and now its her enchanted wish! Join us as we kiss a dead cadaver and awaken a ride thats somehow still alive, Snow White's Scary Adventures! Also Cody thinks the Hall of Presidents is fake news! Enjoy! Current Top 10 Rankings! 1 - POTC Disneyland (Ep16) 2-  The Great Movie Ride (Ep1) 3 - Harry Potter and The Forbidden Journey (Ep12) 4 - The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (Ep2) 5 - Space Mountain (Ep14) 6 - Mr Toad's Wild Ride (Ep4) 7 - Matterhorn Bobsleds (Ep9) 8 - ExtraTERRORestrrial Alien Encounter (Ep3) 9 - GOTG Mission : Breakout (Ep13) 10 - Revenge of the Mummy (Ep7)

Join us as we forget the past tragedies on Isla Nublar and trust John Hammond with our lives one more time as we board a boat and travel through Jurassic Park: The Ride! He spared no expense! Also Cody spoils Macbeth! Enjoy! Current top 10 ride rankings... 1 - Pirates of the Caribbean Disneyland (Ep16) 2-  The Great Movie Ride (Ep1) 3 - Harry Potter and The Forbidden Journey (Ep12) 4 - The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (Ep2) 5 - Space Mountain (Ep14) 6 - Mr Toad's Wild Ride (Ep4) 7 - Matterhorn Bobsleds (Ep9) 8 - ExtraTERRORestrrial Alien Encounter (Ep3) 9 - GOTG Mission : Breakout (Ep13) 10 - Revenge of the Mummy (Ep7)

Psst! Avast there! It be too late to alter course, mateys...and there be podcasters lurking in every cove, waitin' to talk your ear off. Sit closer together, and keep your ruddy hands inboard. That be the best way to repel Peter. And mark well me words, mateys... dead men tell no tales! Also Cody puts babies in jars! Enjoy! Top 10 Ride Rankings! Where will Pirates land?! 1 - The Great Movie Ride (Ep1) 2 - Harry Potter and The Forbidden Journey (Ep12) 3 - The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (Ep2) 4 - Space Mountain (Ep14) 5 - Mr Toad's Wild Ride (Ep4) 6 - Matterhorn Bobsleds (Ep9) 7 - ExtraTERRORestrrial Alien Encounter (Ep3) 8 - GOTG Mission : Breakout (Ep13) 9 - Revenge of the Mummy (Ep7) 10 - Ollivanders (Ep8)

Hop on the spinning sofa of death as we journey through the children's book brought to life, The Cat in the Hat! The story that we can only assume Andrew Lloyd Webber ripped off for his nightmare fueled Broadway show. Also! Cody hates Frozen! Enjoy!

This week we straddle each other one more time and ride WDW's Space Mountain! Also we are joined by Aaron Saggers! You know him from Netflix's paranormal investigative series 28 Days Haunted, also Paranormal Caught On Camera on the Travel Channel, and Discovery+. He is also the executive producer and host of the Talking Strange paranormal podcast with the Den of Geek Network. He lets us in on his upcoming event at WDW called the Spooky Explorers Club. Also! Cody can't stomach Busch Gardens Tampa! Enjoy!

Join us as we talk about our favorite shades of denim that Jeans D'Amaro graced us with. Oh we talk about our favorite D23 Parks announcements! Also, Cody hates Star Wars! Enjoy!

Grab your mixtape of trash music your dad loved and join us as we rescue the Guardians from Benicio Del Toro! Also Cody would pay $22 to ride Rise of the Resistance! Enjoy!

I don't know why you would want to skip your Dark Arts class for a boring Quidditch match BUT THAT'S THE STORY THEY WANTED TO TELL, anyway, join us as we talk about Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey! Also, Cody is a rebel! ENJOY!

Join us as we're your first, last and only line of defense, against the worst scum of the universe. So don't fear us, cheer us, if you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're the fearless podcast talking about Men in Black: Alien Attack! Also, Cody is a Travel Channel nerd. Enjoy!

Come row a boat with us as we journey through the rivers of Pandora to visit the Shaman of Songs on the Na'vi River Journey! Also, Cody needs at least one drop on his boat rides to satisfy him. ENJOY!

Grab your neck braces and pain medication and join us as we throw our frail bodies down the Matterhorn Bobsleds! Also Cody has no clue how to use Lightning Lanes! ENJOY!

Have you ever been picked last for a team sport in school? Well now you can pay to experience that in the Wizarding World! Join us as we grip our wands in hopes of being the chosen ones in Ollivader's Wand Shop! Also, Cody takes a smoke break in the EPCOT hub! ENJOY!

Don't listen to this episode before you get your CUP OF COFFEE!!! Join us as we walk through a hot set and curse ourselves on the Revenge of the Mummy ride! Also Cody doesn't like getting old! Enojy!

Join us as we force Belle to relive her most traumatic life experience every 20 minutes, of every day, for all of eternity, in the Enchanted Tales with Belle! Also Cody narks on a broken animatronic! Enjoy!

Hurry and listen to this episode because this ride is NOT GOING TO MAKE IT much longer! Join us as we talk Countdown to Extinction, a ride brought to you by McDonald's condiments that changed its name to Dinosaur brought to you by Eisner's ego! Also Cody is a Joe Rhode nerd! Enjoy!

Ride to hell with us as we talk Mr. Toad's Wild Ride! Also Cody thinks the Walt Disney World's Hatbox Ghost is better than the Disneyland's version! Blasphemy! Enjoy!

ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter, ride too scary for the Magic Kingdom but not too scary for us to cover on this podcast! Join us as we talk about one of the most infamous Disney rides every built! Also, Cody tells us about the Pandora butthole! ENJOY!

One this episode we discuss the The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man at Universal's Islands of Adventure. We also have our first real rankings and Cody tell's us how much he hates Soarin'! ENJOY!

Here we go! On our first episode we discuss The Great Movie Ride! Possibly the greatest theme park ride of all time? Did we peak too soon?! Also Cody eye rolls scare zone vampires! ENJOY!

Get to know your three hosts, Cody, Peter, and Danny, and come along with us on our theme park journey.