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After a 2 year absence...Who knew Covid would make us lazier than ever? We're back with a Christmas Quiz....That was made in February....Join Matt, Marky & Oliver for some festive but questionable fun.

Trigger Warning - Offensive Words (All are read from a statement accurately not to deliberately offend) Marky, Matt & Oliver chat the last few weeks news headlines from the world. We look into Yorkshire Cricket Club, We see what happens when Musicians are desperate for a piss and we try to find Tennis Player Peng Shuai. We learn what 2 15 thousands are via the School of Jericho and his tiny dick.

It's been 8 months but we're back and better then ever(Not really) Matt & Marky have a brief chat of their last 8 months. We learn what it's like to be a CBBC presenter and how the Australian Madelaine McCann is doing these days.

Matt is joined by Maggle, Paul T & Tanner as they fight for the custody of maggle or in his case his own freedom in a quiz for 4 year olds featuring our 1st ever Picture Round. We talk Joey Ryan's abject attempt to get back into Wrestling as it happened and what Mag's life in his potential new homes would be like if he doesn't win.

Matt is joined by Olly & Marky to chat WWE Elimination Chamber and the road to wrestlemania. We also chat about British Wrestling after it's shitshow of a week. We branch out into other sports from Football to Formula 1.

Paul T, Matt and Pete are joined by Fowl Original, Maggle and the Fraudulent half of Ricky and Clive for what was supposed to be a games night but descends into absolute chaos

5Nerdsgo welcome FowlOriginal to the podcast with some lovely chat about Prince Harry's dick and why Alisson Hammond now probably has a restraining order against him before rounding out with a quiz about the absolute shit-show that has been 2020

Matt hosts a quiz but after the abject failures of usually quizzes. It's aimed at 7-10 year olds. Can Paul Mac (Yes really), Marky, Olly and Maggle succeed where they usually fail in a totally fair Quiz.

In the worst thing to hit 2020 this year Matt has decided to start interrogations/interviews. We thought we'd break in easily with the most offensive member of 5NerdsGo that is Declan. 18+ subjects include - Rikishi's ball sack, Fig Rolls, Dec's love of bushes, A Dildo in a bush in High Wycombe.

18+ Sensitive Content. It's International Quiz Night at 5NerdsGo with Dec, Paul T, Clive, Matt W & Ryan battling each other as Matt takes on quizmaster. We see how much people know about their own countries and the others (not alot if you're Ryan) Ryan rants about Wrestling fans, We chat about PS5 and XBX. We learn what happens to Jizz when left in the sun and various other questionable things happen.

Dec is on the other channel playing Fall Guys with his new old friends TeamZoomZoom, so Paul T and Matt decide to watch and berate him Loading screen topics include WWE Payback, a review of Summerslam, new lockdown habits and a very HARD quiz

Paul & Matt take a rummage through Matt's attic, talk about life in lockdown, bodily functions, recent developments in the wrestling world, then commit some good old fashioned treason

Matt & Paul are joined by James from That 90's Wrestling Podcast, Matt Willis (briefly!) and Mags (not at all) to discuss all things wrestling, Liverpool winning the Premier League and play a little round of Matt's groundbreaking new game

Join Matt, Pete, Marky & Olly as they chat NXT In Your House before turning their attention to what's happening in the world today from Statues to Football to Disney+. Matt Willis shows up for the briefest of appearances.

18+ Sensitive Content Matt is joined by guests Marky, Oliver & Badlands host Maggle (Darren) As they chat about various subjects from the Maddie McCann breaking news to what condiments to dip your cock into and everything in between. There is also a quiz which was not rigged at all...

It was Quiz Night in the 5Nerds Tower with Matt taking the role as Quiz Master whilst the returns of Superman Hunch (Pete & Tolley) Yes really they showed up faced Guest Maggle & Father Mac against the debuting Team Molly the combo of Marky & Nerd in hiding Oliver as they battle through current affairs, general knowledge & just random subjects. 18+ contains swearing and offensive content as usual

Well the other nerds are missing and Matt's gone off the rails so the only sensible thing to do was let him loose on his own not that they had the choice or are aware this has happened until they see it on twitter. Topics covered are 18+ from Wrestling to UK in Lockdown and a review of poking a finger in his arse.

Join Matt & Paul Mac as their joined by Good Cop Bad Cop's Graham and Matt. We discuss lives in isolation under lockdown and how it's changed or not changed and come up with a new social distancing method. Graham reads reviews of 5NerdsGo from Apple (Cos we're on there apparently) then it comes to problem hour with some very questionable issues....

It's Quiz Night with Matt taking the "host" duties with PMac, Paul T, Dec and guests Maggle, Matt & Chris joining us for the most ill judged but not even slightly rigged quiz in history.

Join Matt, Paul Mac, Paul T & Special Guest Matt W from Good Cop Bad Cop. We chat NHS hospital food, Best ever breakfasts the occasional bit of wrestling and how much of a wanker PMac is as usual.

Join Matt, Paul T, Dec & Guest Maggle as we regroup since before Christmas. As someone that was there i don't know how to describe it apart from our classic nonsense plus the hunt for Matt's Dad on twitter has begun.

Paul T makes a brief return to the kitchen to undertake The Savage Gentleman's Peanut Butter and Egg challenge Here he cooks up the curious concoction and serves up a taster of what 2020 has in store for his wrestling fandom. Then, head over to @raincounter on Twitter to see his reaction

Matt & Marky have a brief pre-christmas chat about the various wonders of E-fedding & WWA before moving into more sensible grounds of normal Wrestling from AEW to WWE to NWA Power and the future of Marty Scurll

Paul Mac, Paul T, Matt and a very late arrival test their wits once again with a fun quiz. Can Matt rebound from his uncharacteristic loss last time out? Can Paul T deal with the pressure of a first title defence? We also discuss what very little wrestling we have seen over the past few weeks - which amounts to the episode of NXT Paul Mac is watching while we record (prepared as ever!) Age, goats, curly wurlys and niche halloween costumes... this episode has it all!

Matthew goes it solo because everyone else wasn't available except Pete who was but didn't say so until after it was over. Matthew talks CM Punk/Fox & WWE before a quick chat about AEW Full Gear and how Wrestling Violence has desensitised viewers and a peek into the future of British Wrestling before a preview into Progress Chapter 98 and which match particularly fucking annoyed him

Matt, Dec , Paul & special guest Darren "review" an exciting week of wrestling, take the opportunity to talk a little British politics with Paul Mac unable to keep *ORDER*, compete in the world's most hastily prepared quiz and then we round out with Mattanory - another tale from the fucked-up wonderland Matt lives in!

It's quiz night at 5Nerds Towers with PMac hosting a general knowledge Quiz between Pete, Matt & Paul T... Pete has a chat about The fiend and Matt explains the difference between a Ghost & Phantom poo also his fondness of George Alagiah. Pmac tells a story about his "friend" Note - There is a sound issue with Pete being rather quiet so whacked the sound up so don't do it too loud.

Join Matt and Dec as they have a chat about Progress Chapter 95 & Natural Progression Series 6, Matt talks about his game of Hide & Seek with Omega Luke at Alexandra Palace. Dec rants about Wrestling fans and we talk Video games. We have a brief talk about the lack of appearance of Father Mac which leads to MI5 Murdering the podcasts

Cricket, Dentistry, coffee shops and some Wrestling with the trio of Paul Mac, Paul Tolley and Pete.

Matt and Dec have a lovely chat about their respective trips to OTT in Cork and Progress Chapter 94 before it goes full retardy boyz and descends into madness as Donald Trump's aspirations to be Santa in Greenland (Fuck you Dec) come to light and we see how posh Matt really is when he needs a piss....

Father Mac and his children have a lovely brief chat about Summerslam on Sunday. There is a whodunnit when someone cracks off a fart....I suspect PMac being the denier that he is about being a coffee wanker.

Join Paul T, Marky, Matt & Guest Maggle as they chat Marky's wrestling training, Matt talks his trip to Progress Chapter 92 in Manchester before it takes a horrifying turn down the path into EFedding history....

Join Matt, Dec, Paul T and Special Guest Maggle as they discuss E3 which happened last weekend in Los Angeles. We Theorize why Paul Mac isn't around & staying in a hotel date issues before rounding off with a few Mount Rushmore games before Matt talks Skittles, Peter Jones and his Artistic Abilities.

Paul, Matt & Dec get together on Matt's birthday for a brief discussion on pizzas, Metallica, Gavin & Stacey in America and NJPW Dominion

Paul Mac, Paul T & Matt get together for a "short one" to discuss pre-podcast rituals, public transport toilet technique, Matt's job interview, Paul Mac continuing his reign of terror in coffee shop queues up and down the land, avoiding social events, office jargon, Game of Thrones (GOT chat finishes at 59 mins, Graham!!), TV shows we want back, who would be Noel in a revamp of Noel's House Party assuming Noel is unavailable, AEW and Jon Moxley (eventually!), Brock Lesnar, who would play the 5NerdsGo in a Hollywood film about our podcast beginnings and ABSOLUTELY NO ADVERTISMENTS FOR STEAK!

Join Matt & Dec as they discuss WWE Money In The Bank & Brock Lesnar's return. We look ahead to AEW Double or Nothing. Dec talks Game Of Thrones & Matt talks about Taskmaster & Sliced on Dave before rounding off with a lovely game of would you rather.

Join Paul T & M, Matt & Dec as they discuss many strange and wonderful things. Pmac updates us on his Coffee Wanker issues. Paul T talks GOT whilst Matt pretends to Listen. Matt talks Fun House/Sombrero Porn & Chris Brookes Before a lovely game of Shit,Wank or Dead to round off.

Join Paul T & M, Matt & Dec as they discuss many strange and wonderful things. Pmac updates us on his Coffee Wanker issues. Paul T talks GOT whilst Matt pretends to Listen. Matt talks Fun House/Sombrero Porn & Chris Brookes Before a lovely game of Shit,Wank or Dead to round off.

Paul T, Dec & Matt are all over the place again this week as they discuss Easter Eggs, Mortal Kombat 11, Arsenal Fan TV, which video game world they would like to inhabit, greatest sporting comebacks, CM Punk, The Rubberbandits, Brookside Close, surviving a Zombie Apocalypse & Game of Thrones all before rounding off with Matt joining the #JusticeForMags movement and unashamedly stealing Omega Luke content. Great fun all round

It's a wrestling detox for the Nerds this week. They can discuss anything except wrestling - and they take that pretty damn literally. Be prepared for discussion on; Social media, Game of Thrones, expected levels of service in hotels, physical vs digital, complaining, Phil Collins, Easter treats, survival at sea and lots lots more.

Join Matt & Dec as they review everything but Wrestlemania from Wrestlemania weekend from New Japan & ROH to Orange Cassidy is doing something or Whatever who knows?? & Joey Janela's Spring Break Parts 1 & 2. We talk Raw & SD barely before Matt introduces his new weekly segment whilst Pmac can't stop him before finding out about the horrifying truth about the picture Dec accidentally sent everyone....

Pete, Matt and Paul T discuss the latest Progress Chapter featuring the awesome TLC match featuring The Swords of Essex and Aussie Open before moving on to preview and predict the granddaddy of them all... WRESTLEMANIA. In the spirit of WRESTLEMANIA we are never quite satisfied with our length, so later Pete & Paul discuss worst ever gimmicks for no apparent reason

Join Matt & Dec as they talk OTT Scrappermania and what's next for Jordan Devlin. Matt gives a brief review of PROGRESS Chapter 85/86 and talks his deepest shameful moment at Super Strong Style last year apart from Marky's Chop Battles. The lads have a slight review of the past week of WWE and Dec's hatred of Kofi Kingston before answering questions on Fennel & Best Evers about Wrestlemania

Matt is the quizmaster as Paul T, Dec & Pete battle it out in a good old fashioned 5NerdsGo wrestling quiz. There's also a comprehensive guide to this week in WWE. And the Nerds discuss their Best Ever Tinned Goods.

It's a long one but it's definitely worth sticking out to the end. Because Becky Lynch and Ronda Rousey have nothing on the Nerds as it all gets a little heated when they talk restaurant etiquette, parenting tips, WWE Raw, SD Live, the WWE womens' scene AND Progress, before ultimately proving we're all still on the same boat really, by literally discussing which part of a boat each of us are. Standard 5NerdsGo really.

Paul T, Matt & Dec talk WWE Elimination Chamber and OTT Homecoming 2, First Ever celebrity crushes, Best Ever Video Game soundtracks and Paul & Dec continue to learn more about Matt than they ever thought possible...

Paul T records live from his kitchen where Tetsuya Naito & sweet chilli salmon with vegetable rice are on the menu

Join Matt & Dec for this weeks show as they have an extremely Retardy Boyz level conversation. We talk AEW and their new signing Jimmy Havoc. Matt finishes his story about the Boilerman shagging a bride to be and finish with a couple of quizzes whilst shittalking Superman Hunch. 18+ unless with an adult (probably)

Paul T podcasts from his kitchen again. This week's specials : Sausage & Lentil Casserole and WWE Royal Rumble

Paul Mac is back to oversee a discussion with Matt, Dec, Pete & Paul T. Yes... it was definitely a discussion. No-one can take that away from us. Join the Nerds as they welcome P Mac back the way only they can, and chat Royal Rumble, Progress, OTT and (genuinely) so much more.

Paul T podcasts from his kitchen again where Chicken Korma and Vince McMahon are on the menu