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A drinking show with a podcast problem.

Alcoholics Autonomous


    • Nov 24, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 6m AVG DURATION
    • 150 EPISODES


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    EP 151: Rip Skeletor

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 67:59

    Hey, were back! Great show this week! Our condolences to Skeletor. This week were talking Cowboy Bebop, a wedding, Kyle Rittenhouse, Vegas and of course, sports!

    EP 150: I'll Be The Patsy!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2021 58:36

    Well this one can't be any worse than last week. I promise this weeks show were back at the top of our game. Were actually discussing things! Astroworld, what not to buy at Walmart, Big Bird, John Gruden, and Police planting drugs.

    EP 149: This Is A Terrible idea

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 58:54

    It really is a terrible idea. But, that's what asking for forgiveness is all about. And this episode we recorded late at night for the people and ourselves is a giant mess. We have no idea what was said, discussed or argued. So strap in and pop a cold one.

    EP 148: They Have To Suck for 2 More Years

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 60:43

    Great show this week! We Cover: Industry secrets that no one talks about, the importance of the side hustle, clearing your sinuses with garlic cloves and the bystander effect.

    EP 147: Chunky Juice!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2021 57:50

    Great show this week! Comic creators are upset, a cocaine submarine, clueless dating advice, Kyrie Irving is a madman and why you should tip your wait staff. All that and all kinds of other nonsense.

    EP 146: Where is the Damn Podcast?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 77:32

    Right here, Chance! Sorry for the hiatus everyone. Were back and Katie drops by for the Triumvirate. Taint v Gooch, Arnold Schwarzenegger. bear Pee, john Gruden, Dave Chappelle, Bowel Movements. What more do you want?

    EP 145: There's Dogs That Ride the Bus

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 55:04

    Great show this week! We get into: Actors that make everything they're in better, Animal Crossing fan made expletives, some really white paint and why you don't tether living things to transportation devices.

    EP 144: They Didn't Have Doppler!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 60:20

    Great show this week! Football is back and were discussing flight attendants, hurricane history, Sopranos + Wild Turkey =? Plus: Busted pipes, a new Predator movie and Christian with cats!

    Ep 143: What a Publicity Stunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 75:16

    The best show ever! Were talking: Psilocybin studies! Delta-8 Gummies, Drake, Senor Orange Man and old man fighting and more! Escuchame!

    EP 142: Die I-35!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 63:08

    It's a bit late to the party. Double header this week! We talk: Clearly, i-35, Kanye, Ivermectin, Social Media research, Top 10 HBO original series. It's a hoot.

    EP 141: I Said It Here First

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 83:01

    If you've never listened to the show this is the one to start. It's completely off the rails in the most glorious way you can imagine: Feet, travel disasters, the Sopranos, marathons etc... Just show up.

    EP 140: We're Phoning It In!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 50:43

    Fantastic Show this week! Sorry, it's a bit late but we've got fantasy RB's to target, Mountain Dew has decided that the world wasn't terrible enough as it is and is introducing it's own alcoholic Dew and bogus facts about the human body.

    EP 139: Did you Text Me That From The Shower?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2021 58:10

    Happy Friday, everybody, we have a fantastic show this week! This week: Ninja Turtles, Val Kilmer, a Dallas Firefighter fakes Covid for PTO, Taysom Hill, Indian head dresses and so much more. Plus, Christian and I spitball a movie idea,

    EP 138: They Have A/C Outside

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2021 58:18

    Hey, guys! Fun show this week we discuss: Delivery drivers, fanatics, the Cleveland Guardians, Carson Wentz, phallic rocket ships, Quentin Tarantino and I visit the west coast to get booed by SF Giants fans.

    EP 137: Pickle Juice Pickle Juice Pickle Juice!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 62:47

    Episode 137! Bosnia, Croatia, Venice and everything in between. Were talking odd chip flavors, being stoned to death, a bad Spiderman and just a touch of sports. Sit back & Relax. Eyyy!

    EP 136: Your Wife Said a Quarter!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 56:46

    Episode 136! The days of the Bra's Tyrant reign is over! Well...kinda. Anyway, were excited...for ya'll. Plus we get into guys that drink beer out of sneakers, the Olympics and running people over at funerals with your car.

    EP 135: Legalize That Shit Texas!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 52:08

    Episode 135! ESPN diversity, NBA Finals and Olympic drug testing. Plus, we learn that peeing in the pool is bad, how to fake your Covid test with Mountain Dew and new Psychedelics' support hot line to help you through your trip.

    EP 134: The Twinkle in Her Eye

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 55:45

    Episode 134! Look out, it's a good one! This week: A horrible best games of N64 list that we dump all over, Amazon delivery drivers, and a peeping Tom gets shot...deservedly. Plus, we say good bye to Slave-1 and my dog puts the moves on me.

    EP 133: Johnny MAC

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 65:31

    Episode 133! A sad day, Rip John McAfee. A small tribute but not all is lost. Plus we've got some movie news, China has a new masturbation machine we can't wait to try and a Waffle House.

    EP 132: I Have Lots of Training

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 68:05

    Episode 132! A fantastic show for you this week. This week we try to tackle the issue of the Spouse VS Mom argument and what the hell you're supposed to do there. Plus, Australia discovers a new Dino, blue poops and I encounter a wise an old man,

    EP 131: End the Show!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 74:00

    Episode 131! Our friend Chris stops by to discuss the issues. We've got Memorial Day weekend adventures, how to escape a serial killer and selling Carnies fake drugs. Plus, Chris digs into the Race Riots of Tulsa.

    EP 130: All The Hot Bean Dip You Want

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 70:27

    Episode 130! Our friend, Katie comes by to discuss: Ignoring text messages, Erotic Asphyxiation, Amazon Yoga Pants and The Big Lebowski.

    EP 129: The Boys Are Back in Town!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 64:35

    Episode 129! We have a great show for you this week! Christians cats are decimating the bird culture of the neighborhood. Plus we discuss: Chicago, Pitchers getting hit in the face, accidental suicide, and one punch man in real life.

    EP 128: She got Houdinied!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 76:27

    Episode 128! Christian's esposa, Heather joins the show and makes for a fantastic show. Were talking: Snacking during sex, dudes v gals, and coitus. Plus, we get into Bob Baffert, transgenders in the Olympics, RIP Colt Brennan and Constitutional carry in Texas.

    EP 127: She Better Have That Rectangle Pizza

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 87:33

    Episode 127! We have a fantastic one for you guys. This week, Jason joins the show and were discussing: Divorce, Menthol Cigarettes', Vaccinations and a Cafeteria lady who provides party favors for Middle School kids.

    EP 126: Take Two

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 83:13

    Episode 126! We have a great show for you this week! Sorry for the delay we had some tech difficulties. Our buddy Eddie joins the show this week to discuss: The NFL Draft, Scabies, Vodka, how NOT to slash a tire and more!

    EP 125: Titties Not Toes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 83:57

    Episode 125! A great show this week, our friend, Katie stops by to discuss the issues. Were getting into the Chauvin trial, Only Fans for feet, bridge jumping during your commute and litter bugs.

    EP 124: But They Didn't Promote Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 96:50

    Episode 124! A new challenger enters the fray! Our buddy Chris stops by to discuss the issues. Plus, we get into: Usher Bucks, Edibles, Dubai is off all our bucket lists and Christian throws our guest into the "Lightning Round"

    EP 123: My Assholishness

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2021 69:32

    Episode 1, 2, 3! Great show this week! We are talking some serious sports gambling, Vegas, the Natty and Deshaun Watson and his suits. Plus, Christian's child discovers cursing and the MLB moves the All Star game out of Georgia.

    EP 122: The 98th Percentile

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 57:46

    Episode 122! We have a great show for you this week. We discuss: Nass, Nike, and what NOT to do when on the run from the law. Plus, the Final Four, fake vaccination cards and Christian shaves his head.

    EP 121: Completely Guessing the Whole Time!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 62:17

    Episode 121! Lock in, it's a good one. This week were talking March Madness, boiling crustaceans, and adding up the complaints on Deshaun Watson. Plus, Mexico is trying to legalize recreational MJ, an exploding cat and Christian goes to a bar for the first time in a year.

    EP 120: Don't Forget The "Tip"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 75:39

    Episode 120! A St Paddy's Day Especial! This week we discuss: Air mattresses'/pool floaties and how they could save you, Deshaun Watson, the terribleness in Atlanta and some St. Paddy's day tips.

    EP 119: The Little Blue Shot

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 59:03

    Episode 119! We have a fantastic show for you this week! We discuss: Duck Hunt, Dak Prescott's Mega deal, not using your real name on social media if you're famous and questionable Burger King Tweets.

    EP 118: Who Are These People?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2021 58:16

    Episode 118! Great show this week! Christian debates getting the Covid Vaccination. Plus, a new Wall Street Bets ETF, Texas, Dr. Seuss and the functionality of Non La hats.

    EP 117: The Icepocalypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 81:08

    Episode 117! Sorry we've been away folks but it's been cold. Like, really really #$*%( #$#@$#$*@#)%&$ #$)@)!1!@&*% COLD! And our grid is ass. That is all. Listen here.

    EP 116: How Have We Not Murdered Each Other?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 66:58

    Episode 116! We have an off the cuff special this week. Don't worry, it doesn't disappoint. This week we talk the Big Game at the end, STAR program in DENVER that are making strides in mental health, Gronk's TB12 diet that includes booze and Hollyboob.

    EP 115: Meaty Ass Sandwich at the House

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 57:31

    Episode 115! We have a very special NON-COVID episode for you this week. That's right, zero Rona. Don't believe it, you know what to do. This week we discuss Subways alleged fake tuna sammies, how to wear a Jean Jacket and NOT upset the bi-sexual community, and the Super Bowl. Plus, Christian has new tips for living.

    EP 114: Leave the Tequila at the Curb

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 54:44

    Episode 114! We have a great show this week, really we do! We discuss some GameStop trading, NFL playoffs and Hank Aaron. Plus, we find out that Budweiser pretends to fight the good fight against COVID but they're just another corporate machine. Pepsi & Coke were looking at you too.

    EP 113: We need to be more like Frog & Toad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 60:10

    Episode 113! We've got a great for you on your Thursday night sobriety fight. This week we learn that O'Hare airport has free room and board, how NOT to take magic mushrooms and some moms are really mad at Match.com. Plus, our usual nonsense, of course!

    EP 112: Christian's Righteous Indignant Anger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 42:22

    Episode 112 Warning! It's gonna get political. Well Christian does, I'll be there for color commentary. Plus, it's cold in Texas and we hate it. A special impromptu episode especially for the fans 100% free.

    EP 111: Join the Dark Side, We Have Cooler Voices

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 52:17

    Episode 111 to start off 2021. (Spoilers) Its a good one! We at the AA Party want you to start the year off right so take a load off. We've got Christian and Sweet D's infamous NYE story. Plus: Rats that drive Go-Carts, Lego's that kill instantly and of course, the Dark Side.

    EP 110: Good Riddance 2020!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 63:38

    Episode 110! Our NYE Special! OF course were with you the day before national hangover day. We've got a great show for you this week, we talk: Boner-gate, a Princess Bride Remake and what a terrible idea it is. Plus, Star Wars, Dog food, and Kaylan's Corner is back to start the year off right.

    EP 109: Crown Royal Sucks, This is the Way

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 56:34

    Episode 109! *SPOILERS FOR THAT STAR WARS SHOW INSIDE* Happy Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day or whatever else you do in late December. Prost! Awesome show this week. Marijuana is saving the bees, we smash or pass the founding Mothers and we ask Christian if he can do as the Russians do. Strap in Ya'll! Cheers!

    EP 108: The Pornhub Purge

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 56:24

    Episode 108! Quickies are good, right? This is a quick one but filled with laughs, unusable information and bad advice. This week: Tommy Boy, email fuckery, caps and nipples. Plus we get into: Pornhub, sex worker discrimination and drinking hacks for single moms.

    EP 107: The Global Pit Master

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 61:25

    Episode 107! Its the "P" show...just listen, it'll all make sense...maybe. We have a fantastic show for you this week from the Galactic Federation to the Too tall Bandit we have you covered. Plus a new show I call, "Aw, Little Nick Mullens."

    EP 106: Family be Gone!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 62:39

    Episode 106! The Ungrateful weekend special! We've got a great one in store for you guys this week. From bad doctors who think their sperm should be everywhere to what you shouldn't order on an airplane the AA Boys have you covered. So sit down, pop a top, and relax. Cheers.

    EP 105: The Whisper Play

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 75:58

    Episode 105! Its a giant off the rail mess this week. We talk: One term Presidents, Next Gen consoles, Covids first Birthday and a pretty good wide receiver in Arizona. Plus, Satanic scholarships, Prisoners being paid to move corpses, and people that prepare a pizza during a robbery. Sponsored by: The Devils Advocate Scholarship

    EP 104: Frozen Corpses to Five Gum

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 48:52

    Episode 104! The equivalent of playing Thursday night football after losing on Sunday but instead its a podcast. This week, Christian is mad at all things C: Cats, Covid-19, Congress, Cancer, Children, clutter and...well just listen in.

    EP 103: Don't Bring Cats on Dates

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 75:06

    Episode 103! Well the worlds going to change cause we have a new president. Seriously though, we talk the election, dating with cats and Christian goes in on Donnie 2 Scoops. Plus, we have NFL, the Boys and Dr Doom. Sponsored By: The Autoblow A.I.

    EP 102: How's That Working Out For 'Em?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 83:12

    Episode 102 or the Dalmatian that got put down. We have an awesome show this week, duh. Turns out, it's cold in Omaha, if you have money you can do whatever you want and in national news I made my first batch of gumbo. Plus: World Series, NFL, The new Batwoman, BOOBS(cause we love them) and Encephalocele...whatever that is. Sponsored by: Bacon Wrapped Smoked Candy Bullshit

    EP 101: Auditing a Barbershop

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 75:52

    Episode 101! Like the Dalmatians. Except in this case its our liver that's spotted. We have a great show for you this week. We discuss some of the hijinks that's occurring in this country of ours. Plus: Cardi B is famous for a couple of things, TUA gets his first start, and Christian and the gang fight Shia LaBeouf.

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