B.A.E.--- An Authentic Voice For Young Black Millennials
It's B.A.E. and we're back for a special edition podcast with the day 1 homie Royal Shepherd. Royal and I are marvel fanatics and thought with all of the big announcements AND disappointments of phase 4 that we'd fly in hot with some radically biased ass opinions. More than anything we're talking everything superhero. The good, the bad, and the ugly *cough cough D.C.* We say what you were probably thinking and what you don't want to hear. Overall, we just tried to be informative, objective, and REAL in our assertations of what we've seen. I had a lot of fun and I'm sure you will feel it. Be sure to drop a like if you enjoyed it. And don't forget to follow Royal on all his channels!
I'm literally sitting in Ft. Lauderdale airport sipping a mimosa waiting to get my birthday started in Cartagena. But first I HAD to drop this "A real nigga just got back... from Mexico" first. Mexicans were prideful, they were cultural, they had a special drip that I was unaware of. Besides the great food and amazing architecture. Mexico City's people and flavor made this a very unique Latin American city. Being from Texas I always slept on Mexico because it was so close and convenient, but I got woke the fuck up. From Drink and Dancing at Pata Negra, AUTHENTIC Tacos and Tequilla everywhere, Mayan Pyramids, Frieda Kahlo's hood, A Diego Rivera masterpiece, a random real nigga, a random bad bitch, and international friends and reunions for life. I fux wit you Mexico City. Trill shit
Welcome to the New Orleans March Madness! After returning from Nola from my sisters' 40th birthday I had whole new energy. reminiscing about dancing down canal street with my closest friends and family is a special type of nostalgia. not to mention the whole experience in general. I have energy to express, enlightenment to share, and funny ass stories to tell, but it doesn’t end there! There was a high level of fuckery that tried to slip its way past my good time and the cold of winter. Avengers Endgame approaches us in 3 days. Aunt Becky epitomized White Privilege. Nipsey Hussle passed. Niggas still sleeping on Luka Donic. White Bitches taking selfies in Black Panther cages voluntarily. Jussie Smollett restored black people’s faith in him. Democrats are still whining about the Mueller report. Broadcast news is still dead. (see examples below). The Kardashian/Jenner’s are annoying me again. Kodak Black put in his nomination for ignant nigga of the year and white people still fucking up Mother Earth. Ahhhhh I digress. Lez gooooo. #BAEpodcast #angryeducatedblackman
Welp, We made it through ol long ass January and February was an obliterating abomination to black history month. From Liam Neeson to a Government Shutdown, Gucci, Burberry, Moncleir, Prada, Tomi Lahren, Tim Brooks, Jussie Smollett, Robert Kraft, Robert Kelly, Soulja Boi, The Kardashian Klan and Tristan, Peter Welsch, Adrien Broner, Buzzfeed… Can’t even enjoy the new year before I gotta roast all these Fuck Niggas. It’s time to eat.
This Canadian City has a reputation for being the craziest party city in North America! That's a serious claim. So for Labor Day weekend, I decided I would gauge the LiT level of Montreal. It did not disappoint. From crazy moonlight parties rolling in the middle of the night to crazy house parties with dope ass dj's and friends. They never stop partying and it's 24/7. The beautiful architecture combined with amazing food and fun people made this one special ass trip. Cuz I have some crazy ass stories!
The black motha fucking Mecca. Atlanta. Buzzing with all my undergrad friends, acquaintances, and everything in-between from FAMU. Eryybody tryna make it and many call it the new Black Hollywood. Y'all can have all of that.... I came to Atlanta to visit my best friends and rebuild important relationships I let diminish. Of course in the midst of all of this, my boy's 28th birthday was lighting us the fuck up. Anyway, great people, great southern hospitality, and BEAUTIFUL women gave this trip no cap. I'll be back. Real soon
The raptors are 5-0 and the Lakers got their second win last night. Cleveland is still winless and shit Steph made 11 three’s and scored 51 points in 3 quarters. What I’m trying to say is my favorite sport is in full swing and brining mad extra energy to my life. Ranting and editing while watching Steph splash the nation is priceless and I have NBA League Pass this year so I’m locked into all your favorite teams. Anyway, Here is the much anticipated 2018 NBA Preview B.A.E. Podcast! I had the privilege of working with @royalshepered on this one. Because if I’m honest I think most or 95% of my friends basketball opinions are trash— and yes I’m talking to you. So I needed one of the realist NBA minds I know to bounce off of and give you an authentic @angryeducatedblackman NBA preview podcast. We LiT
It’s cold as fuck and it went from like 80 degrees to 40 degrees in 2 days. Hurricane Michael been fucking shit up. Global Warming is real and I already dun got sick twice. But I’m going to warm us the fuck up with this summer stories podcast. All the craziness of summer from Thanos snapping people out of reality or cardi and Nikki battling at fashion week, I mean shit apple cracked a trillion and Drake and Meek made up. Summer 2018. I mean shit on a personal note I turned 30, traveled to three countries, and built budding bonds with new and old family. I know this seasonal shit be fucking up my allergies and my immune system get a little wavy, but I’m enjoying life, I’m enjoying change, I’m enjoying the last of 2018, and manifesting happiness around family. We LiT.
Summer is Over. If I’m honest about it I’m sad AF. From traveling to Brazil, Barcelona, and Montreal to tearing down NYC for my 30th birthday this summer was just like the prequel to Avengers 4. Fucking Amazing. *Thanos Snap* Anyway, we’ve only got 3 months left in 2018 and I don’t plan on stopping any of this wave. *So take a moment to listen to some key reflections from my turn of a century, an ode to the greatest player in tennis history— Serena Williams— and Fuck Nigga of the Week Mark Cuban.* However, remember that these last 3 months we’re just dripping fucking harder. Summer Stories, Montreal, Brazil, and the NBA preview B.A.E. podcast are all coming this October. I’ve still got Brasil, Houston, Atlanta, and Mexico City before the year is over. The summer may be over but 2018 isn’t. Time to fuck these holidays up.
Bitch Nigga or Fuck Nigga? 2 of my favorite identifying pronouns. Why so harsh Angry Educated Black Man? Well of late I’ve been reading the “Subtle Art Of Not Giving A Fuck” and lately haven’t felt to timid about calling people out on their bullshit. However, there are levels to this shit. This Bitch Nigga vs Fuck Nigga B.A.E. Podcast explicitly explains the difference in the severity of the two individual classifications. It talks about why certain characteristics fall under a particular category. It identifies distinct bitch nigga traits and fuck nigga habits. Most importantly it positions you to understand how to classify people like this in your life and asses the level of fuckwitable ness they have based on this scale. Whew, that was a lot and that being said let’s review our 10 nominees #1- Melania Trump #2- President Fuck Boi #3- Azeila Banks #4- Nikki Minaj #5- Dak Prescott #6- Becky/Sally/Sarah/Patty #7- Kanye #8- Safaree #9- J.R. Smith #10- Omarosa
7 Crazy days in Barcelona. I didn't know what to expect, but this city is just like its Sangria. Tastetful and sweet. Some thoughts from my european excursion Very walking city. Lacking Black People. Clean as Fuck. Locals not as international as expected. But extremely international place for travel. Amazing architecture. Great Place for a single 30 year old to have adventures. Big-time wanderlust city. 24/7 Lit and proud of my body. German Roomates were the Trillest. Weed is legal (Kind of) Wanderlust City. Tapas are fire. Watching Soccer. Tapas. Tapas. Tapas. Gaudi. Gelato. Jellyfish Beaches. Christano Ronaldo. Barcelona FC. Tilted Nightlife. B. A. R. C. E. L. O. N. A.
From Tyrone Biggims— I mean Hankerson stealing $430,000 from Howard University to 3000 dead dicks… March was a crazy month. Despite the complete absence of Spring…. President Fuck Boi and the Phillipino Killmonger agree drug dealers should be killed, but not Quiet, Nerdy, Godly Austin Bomber “Mark Conditt” according to the latest NYT article. Oh and the brooklyn museum hired the curators from Black Panther for ALL of their African art exhibits—— Black Twitter wasn’t feeling that. Digital Media is losing more money——what else is new?? How about Donald Trump Jr sleeping with Aubrey O’Day. Well those divorce papers got real fresh with president fuck boi jr cuz it was new to his wife. Sam Nunberg is an idiot——— ahhh that felt good. Steph turned 30. 21 savage dumped Amber Rose. And white people still getting fucked up on them opioids. Can a nigga get some reparations——— whoops I meant Amen. Toooooooo many April Fool’s jokes. Enjoy!
I know black history month is long over but since our celebration of blackness will not be limited to one month let us reflect on the peak blackness that was the month of February. From what will likely be the top movie grossing of all-time— Black Panther—- to have the official portraits of the first black president and first lady in the African American Museum in Washington D.C. Hell even the NBA-All Star Game was entertaining.
From Shitholes to Don Lemon’s Inner Nigga… Flying Cars and non-flying planes at JFK… MLK would’ve turned over in his grave at president fuck boi’s atrocious state of the Union, but Pastor Black tried to rectify… Westbrook hating on Lillard and everybody winning… 200,000 subjected Salvadorians had to put up with President Obese (31 BMI)… and Monique won the award for most delusional comedian alive…January was long AFFF which means there’s a shitload to rant about
Welp, it's 2018 and although 2017 wasn't as bad as 2016 there was certainly a lot of shit to be angry about. As the inaugural year of the angry educated black man I had a blast creating and covering everything! This 30-minute podcast squeezes in as much content as I could before I watched the ball drop. If you missed or want to relive anything check the #angryeducatedblackman hashtag on Instagram for all my archived videos!
Welp, as we wrap up the year I've begun constructing my end of the year wrap up for 2017, buttttt I haven't had a podcast in a while and compiled my Super Saiyan anger, The Keaton Klan Kidding, 63% of white women voting for Roy Moore, 35% approval rating for president Fuck Boi and his shitty tax reform bill, Fuck Nigga of The week- White Women, The Royal Melination and The Fab 5 rookies of the NBA season so far. You really don't wanna miss me going super saiyan! ;)
Welp, gotta smack you with this suprise podcast from my crazy thanksgiving trip to H town. From late nights sipping crown watching the Deuce to early mornings with the munchkins. Black Packs and Discovery Green. This is one story of food, family, lituation, and politics that will fuck ya lungs up. #100
Welp, Lebron solidifying his legacy in the garden was about the only thing that put a smile on my face. Between the fuck ass MTA trolling me all week and the Dapl pipeline spilling 200,000 gallons of oil in South Dakota. Tomi Lahorouen still spilling oil out of her disgusting pipes. Tesla out here mandating Willie Lynch rules for their black employee's and why the fuck are we defending Meek Mill? There's more but I got tired of typing... stay tuned.
What has the election of president fuck boi caused?!?!? The residual effects of his rift in reality is causing white men to act out in a maniacal fashion. From Terrorist attacks, sexual abuse, pedophilla, earth destruction... they firmly established themselves as Fuck Nigga Of The Week. Also, had to give Tyrese a hard side eye as he cause me to decipher through his web of lies to find depression at the heart of it all. And of course as usual the NBA was Litty as we wrap up October in professional basketball.
Without Warning New York experienced the worst terror attack since 9/11 by an Isis terrorist that killed 8 kids on Halloween. The next day a woman poisoned her husband and 16 of his relatives to death because she didn't want to marry him. I can't begin to explain how important mental health is these days. What's also important is that millennial create their own voice in the post-apocalypse of local news and traditional journalism. Oh Yeah, Without Warning (Metro, Offset, 21 Savage) dropped and week 3 in the NBA was Litty.
Last week the NBA was LiT... The Houston Astros made it to the World Series which reminded me of the 7 greatest chokes in Sports History. There was a shitty bobo White Lives Matter Rally in Murfreesboro that infuriated me. Then on Sunday the Houston Texans players took the field after the owner compared them inmates. Oh Yeah and Mueller snatched some of Fuck Boi and co.
Welcome to the weekly podcast of the Angry Educated Black Man. This week features the for the p**** challenge, President Fuck Boi's Puerto Rico blunder while sidetracked by sports (I digress), my disappointment in Travis Scott's pregnancy with the soul sucking Kardashians and the 5 steps to avoid pregnancy for black men. White people were fucking Girrafing... yes fucking Girrafing...look up the term in Urban dictionary but they seemed carefree with their fuckery. However, nobody is as carefree as AEBM when I destroy the dance floor, this week to Lil Uzi Vert- 444-222. Welp, Enjoy, and see you next week.
The Inaugural Podcast Of The Angry Educated Black Man. B.A.E or Black Angry and Educated.