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Here at the C. L. Squared Productions Podcast network, C. L. Squared Productions Co-Founders Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage, will discuss various films of both the good and bad variety. With the Cinematic Autopsy podcast, we talk about films. Films that tried and failed. Films that needed a bigger audience. Films that one of us has seen but not the other, from the perspective of filmmakers. You can find us on Instagram, Youtube, and Facebook at @CLSquaredProductions Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

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    Episode 43 - Child's Play (2019)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2023 85:43


    This is for Tupac. Fresh from Chelsea LeSage bravely overcoming the scourge of laryngitis, she and her production partner Charles D. Lincoln return to discuss the 2019 reboot of Child's Play. We'll cover everything from Aubrey Plaza's various Andy's to what kind of chainsaw is used to trim trees to how much of this script M3GAN based itself on. We're your buddies until the end, as Charles and Chelsea of C. L. Squared Productions cover 2019's Child's Play! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

    Episode 42 - Child's Play (1988)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2023 97:46


    Enough pig blood, it's time to grab your Good Guy Doll, push your babysitter out the window, and switch bodies as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions cover 1988's Child's Play! Listen as we talk about the movie that started the whole Chucky franchise, while also discussing much much more! Not even glitches while recording the first half of this episode can stop the Diabolic Duo! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

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    Episode 41 - Carrie (2013)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2023 104:34


    Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions take one last trip to the prom as our Carrie Trilogy ends with the 2013 Kimberly Peirce directed/Chloe Grace Moretz starring version. From X-Men moves to increasingly generic male leads to failed MTU Broadway plays, we dissect this most controversial entry of the Carrie saga. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

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    Episode 40 - Carrie (2002)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2023 126:44


    Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage are back to dissect another remake. This time, it's the NBC TV "re-adaptation" of Stephen King's Carrie. How did Angela Bettis compare to Sissy Spacek? Did it do anything better than the Brian de Palma version? Did it do anything worse? Plus, puppies, pills, pull-offs, and more. It's the Diabolic Duo taking it apart for your amusement! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

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    Episode 39 - Carrie (1976)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2023 113:16


    Put on your denim jacket and curl your hair because it's time to go back to 1976 and cover Brian dePalma's adaptation of Stephen King's Carrie. From real life bullies to the male gaze to what really happens in girls' locker rooms, we discuss it all and you in as we dissect Carrie! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

    Episode 38 - The Wicker Man (2006)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2023 102:36


    In a throwback to when they used to just talk about horrible films, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage cover the 2006 remake of the Wicker Man. Starring Nicolas Cage and making very little sense, we talk about Piranha 3D, Piranha 3DD, country boners, bees, and everything we possibly can to not focus on what a disaster this film was. Join the Diabolic Duo as we dissect the Wicker Man 2006 in our latest Cinematic Autopsy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cinematicautopsy/support

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    Episode 37 - The Wicker Man (1973)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 73:27


    In the woods there grew a tree and a fine fine tree was he and on that tree there was a limb, and on that limb there was a branch, and on that branch there was a nest, and in that nest there was an egg, and in that egg there was a bird, and from that bird a feather came, and of that feather was a bed. and on that bed there was a girl, and on that girl there was a man, and from that man there was a seed, and from that seed there was a boy, and from that boy there was a man and that man was Charles. In the woods there grew a tree and a fine fine tree was he and on that tree there was a limb, and on that limb there was a branch, and on that branch there was a nest, and in that nest there was an egg, and in that egg there was a bird, and from that bird a feather came, and of that feather was a bed. and on that bed there was a girl, and on that girl there was a man, and from that man there was a seed, and from that seed there was a girl, and from that girl there was a woman and that woman was Chelsea. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cinematicautopsy/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinematicautopsy/support

    Episode 36 - Dawn of the Dead (2004)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 98:40


    The Diabolic Duo of Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back, this time, to discuss Zack Snyder's 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead. We discuss proper sleepwear, four legged zombies, the alluring power of Andy, and even have a cameo from Chelsea's father! We're back from the grave and ready to...oh, wait, wrong zombie movie. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cinematicautopsy/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinematicautopsy/support

    Episode 35 - Dawn of the Dead (1978)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2022 83:37


    It is a Christmas miracle, as we resurrect from the dead, much like the zombies of George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead! Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions return to discuss undead Smurfs, mall helipads, the Walking Dead, what has and hasn't aged well about this film, and much much more! It's profane, hilarious, and informative as the Diabolic Duo take you into the heart of Dawn of the Dead. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cinematicautopsy/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cinematicautopsy/support

    Episode 34 - Suspiria (2018) (with Special Guest, MAEVE)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 158:41


    In this exciting episode of Tilda and Tilda's Cinematic Autopsy, featuring our special guest, Tilda, we discuss the 2018 Luca Guadagnino "homage" to the Dario Argento classic. And we go all in on everything from mirrored sets to lesbian love stories to the RAF to anal hooks. Come and dance with us! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 33 - Suspiria (1977)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 127:01


    We take a trip to a little dance academy in Munich for a tale of witches, dancing, murder, dubbed dialogue, and lots of red paint. Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back to cover the 1977 Dario Argento classic, Suspiria! Along the way, we'll discuss ghosts, nudity in 1970's swim classes, real life brushes with horrific terrorist attacks, and why you should also sleep with a German woman if she asks. The Diabolic Duo are here to discuss this beautifully shot trippy film in our usual irreverent, hilarious, and profane way! And tune in next week when we cover the remake! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Fabulous Friends of Charles #1 - Casey Marie Ecker and Rebecca Lauren

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 88:01


    Deviating from our regular format, we present to you the first of several bonus episodes, where Charles D. Lincoln interviews some of his friends and colleagues. How did they get into the industries they're in? What do they do that makes them fabulous? Listen in to find out! In this episode, actresses Casey Marie Ecker and Rebecca Lauren of 21st Century Demon Hunter join the show! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 32 - Evil Dead (2013)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 91:33


    Fresh off discussing the 1981 original, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions return to go into the 2013 Fede Alvarez version of Evil Dead! It's a tale as old as time, as five friends go to the woods and find themselves awakening something evil and dead! Along the way, Charles and Chelsea will discuss adrenaline, homemade defibrillators, how many American men think they could beat a lion in a fist fight, how much tree one could fit in their various orifices, and more! Not another peep, time to go to sleep, it's time for Evil Dead 2013!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 31 - The Evil Dead (1981)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 106:51


    Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions are back, this time going into films and their reboots/remakes. The very first of these will be the 1981 horror classic, Sam Raimi's Evil Dead, a movie that not only launched the career of Bruce Campbell, but was also one of the biggest influences on Charles' writing. We discuss everything from awful set conditions to tree assault to how Evil Dead II actually functions as a sequel. And join us next week, when we will tackle the 2013 Evil Dead remake! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 30 - Frozen II

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 91:13


    It's time to let it go as Charles D. LIncoln and Chelsea LeSage go into the unknown and discuss Disney's Frozen II. As well as fun facts about turtles, the morbid nature of fairy tales, what makes Charles cry, how long it'd take you to walk across a sea, uncircumsized peni, and much much more. The Diabolic Duo are here to fill your heads with edutainment! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

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    Episode 29 - Gone Girl (with Special Guest, MAEVE)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 146:47


    A broken table, splatters of blood, and a missing wife...all is not as it seems in a small Missouri town, and Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage, the Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Productions, joined by artist and friend of the show, MAEVE, are here to get to the bottom of it. While they're there, we'll take detours into the concept of cool girls, X-rated reality tv pitches, obsessive behavior, the true story of the cat fingerer, and much much more as we delve into David Fincher's Gone Girl! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 28 - The Girl on the Train

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 84:36


    The Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Productions, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage, return to cover alcoholism, abuse, blackouts, gaslighting, baby stealing, murder, and lying as they discuss 2016's The Girl on the Train, starring Emily Blunt. An adaptation of one of Chelsea's favorite novels, they will go in-depth on the pros and cons of this version, while also touching on the recent 2021 Netflix release and the original novel. All this and more on the latest episode of Cinematic Autopsy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 27 - Revolutionary Road

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 107:16


    Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions return to cover the little slice of 1950's suburban hell that is Revolutionary Road!! Listen as we talk about the difference between the values of the 1950's and now, reiterate how hard it is to tell characters from actors sometimes, as well as share how Charles and Chelsea argue, when they, as any friends do, have a disagreement. All this and more as the Diabolic Duo return to action with Revolutionary Road. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

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    Episode 26 - The Impossible

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 68:17


    Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage brave the waters of The Impossible, the 2012 true life story of one family during the worst Tsunami in recorded history. From the consequences of using big stars like Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor in your projects to the increasingly dark backstory of Charles, we look at this story of one family's survival in the darkest of times, while being our usual irreverent and profane selves! Check out the latest episode of CInematic Autopsy, wherever you get your podcasts! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 25 - Emperor's New Groove

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 81:37


    The Diabolic Duo of C. L. Squared Production's Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage return to the world of animation, speaking about the Warner Bros-esque Emperor's New Groove. Can Charles overcome his hatred of David Spade in order to enjoy Chelsea's favorite Disney film? Find out in the latest episode of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 24 - Into the Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 97:49


    It's an all-singing, all dancing musical extravaganza (not really) as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions take on the 2014 version of Into the Woods, starring Meryl Streep, James Corden, Emily Blunt, and more. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 23 - Dial M For Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 57:34


    Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage grab our mustache combs, set our instruments to exposition, and pick up the phone to Dial M for Murder, Alfred Hitchcock's 1954 tale of the supposed "perfect murder." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 22 - Shutter Island

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 98:39


    Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage go back to 1954 to cover Martin Scorsese's film noir mindfuck, Shutter Island. Who is Andrew Laeddis? What happened to Rachel Solando? All this and more explored in the next Cinematic Autopsy!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 21 - Hercules

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 68:54


    This week, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage present a very R-rated discuss of a G-rated movie, in the form of 1997's Hercules. We explore the myths and legends of ancient Greece while also discussing how Hades' flames are the wrong colors for his, the unfortunate rumors about the death of Catherine the Great, and many many more things that are totally appropriate only for after work. It's the Diabolic Duo versus the Gods, in our latest review! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

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    Episode 20 - Lifeforce

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 75:35


    Charles and Chelsea talk about Tobe Hooper's 1985 film, Lifeforce, an adaption of Colin Wilson's 1976 novel, The Space Vampires. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 19 - Being John Malkovich

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 83:06


    Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich! Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich? Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 18 - The Howling

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 71:58


    This week, we give you a piece of our minds, as the Diabolic Duo of Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage cover Joe Dante's 1981 werewolf classic, The Howling! Join us as we explore one of the literal handful of good werewolf films and talk about Times Square in the early 80's; Charles' time in a writing class taught by Gary Brandner, author of the novel the movie is based on; on the job sfx makeup lessons; and how getting a doctorate in Gotham City is the first step towards insanity. All this and we actually talk about the movie too, in our latest Cinematic Autopsy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

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    Episode 17 - The Last Circus

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 51:00


    Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage send in the clowns as we talk about this disturbing but hilarious tale of a Funny Clown and a Sad Clown in Franco-era Spain. To say anymore would spoil the surprise, so if you haven't seen the movie, go see it, and then listen to us! Also, we talk about our latest Crowd Funding adventure, this time for the film Bishop's Cove! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

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    Episode 16 - Return of the Living Dead (With Special Guest TIBBIE X)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 80:16


    On a very special episode of Cinematic Autopsy, SPECIAL GUEST Tibbie X of such legendary NYC punk bands Reagan Youth, the X-Possibles as well as Gash and Madame St. Beatrice, joins C. L. Squared Productions' Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage to discuss Dan O'Bannon's 1985 zombie classic, Return of the Living Dead. From the amazing punk soundtrack to the iconic nudity of Linnea Quigley to the rules of zombies this film shatters, even in 2020, we dissect what made this movie stand out so much as well as discuss living a BDSM lifestyle, what stands where CBGB's once stood, and how much this movie influenced Charles' life! We're back from the grave and ready to party with Return of the Living Dead! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 15 - Re-Animator

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 56:58


    Grab your reagent and get ready for the next 6-12 minutes, as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage cover Stuart Gordon's 1985 horror classic, Re-Animator. Listen as we talk about hiring actors based on a single word, how certain scenes can end a marriage, and how there is another version of the film that neither of us have seen, but definitely want to. All this and more in the profane, educational, and hilarious Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy Episode 15: Re-Animator! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 14 - Lost Highway (with Special Guest - Emily McKinley Hill)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 127:53


    Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage take a trip down the deep end of the David Lynch pool with special guest actress, writer, and co-host of the Popcorn Murder Stories podcast, Emily McKinley Hill, as they examine David Lynch's 1997 mindmelter, Lost Highway! Find out what mechanical excellence, 1,400 horsepower, can do as we discuss the film and along the way, Angelo Badalamenti making jazz that even people who dislike jazz like, the politics of onscreen nudity, why sleeping with the wives of connected men is a bad idea, and Charles' upcoming feature film directing debut, Bishop's Cove, which will star Chelsea and Emily. All this and more in Episode 14 - Lost Highway! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 13 - Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 51:12


    This week, Charles and Chelsea handle Park Chan Wook's 2002 masterpiece, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, a Korean film where everyone does the wrong things for the right reasons, with often tragic consequences. From rock graves to narrative cruelty to amazing cinematography, the Diabolic Duo analyze it in our typical humorous, profane, and insightful manner. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 12 - Ichi the Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 66:37


    Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage, of C. L. Squared Productions, put on our sleuthhound ears, get our buckets ready, and put love in our punches as we explore Takashi Miike's 2001 masterpiece Ichi the Killer. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 11 - May

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 48:06


    And now, after 10 movies that made us miserable, we start analyzing movies we like, starting with Lucky McKee's May. Often disturbing, quirky, and clever all in the same scene, this Angela Bettis-starring 2002 film marks the beginning of Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage going into movies that should have had bigger audiences. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

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    Episode 10 - The Postman

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 54:40


    In the season 1 finale of Cinematic Autopsy, Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions examine the towering tribute to the fragile ego of Kevin Costner that was 1997's The Postman. Witness the Greatest Man Who Ever Lived as women throw themselves at him and men tell him how honored they are to meet him, while everybody constantly lets him know how smart he is. Really. That happens in this film. Witness Charles' nervous breakdown at how dumb one character's name is. Listen to Chelsea's disappointment at the killing of a donkey named Bill. Listen, in real time, as the Diabolic Duo struggle to describe this utter disaster of a film. All this and more in Episode 10 of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 9 - Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 39:58


    Come join Charles and Chelsea on a log flume of hype and pointless dialogue as they review Quentin Tarantino's contribution to the Grindhouse genre, Death Proof. Will the Diabolic Duo be able to keep awake during the pointless, interchangeable dialogue? Will anyone ever make the proper 14 minute version of this film? Will the world come to realize the glory of potatoes? All of this and more in the profane and hilarious Episode 9 of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

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    Episode 8 - Battlefield Earth

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 43:03


    In the eighth edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, the Diabolic Duo talk to you rat-brained man-animals about Battlefield Earth, the 2000 John Travolta passion project. Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to dissecting various films and then how that film could have been better. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 7 - Hellraiser: Bloodline

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 55:41


    Your soul won't be the only thing torn apart in the seventh episode of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy as Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage of C. L. Squared Productions aim their scalpels right at Hellraiser: Bloodline, the movie that toppled a horror franchise. But what went wrong? Join the Diabolic Duo, who have such sights to show you, across the past, present, and future of the Hellraiser franchise! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 6 - Zardoz

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 47:25


    In the sixth edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, the Diabolic Duo struggle to understand the ways of Eternals and Brutals as they perform a cinematic autopsy on John Boorman's infamous disasterpiece Zardoz (1974). Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to dissecting various films and then how that film could have been better. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 5 - Dee Snider's Strangeland

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 51:10


    In the fifth edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, the Diabolic Duo talk about Dee Snider's Strangeland, a 1998 film about a man who ceaselessly quotes Modern Primitive philosophy while forcibly piercing people. Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to dissecting various films and then how that film could have been better. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 4 - The Sentinel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 51:43


    In the fourth edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, with audio cleaned up as much as we could clean it, the Diabolic Duo talk about a movie that combines the New York City Housing Market, Baby Jeff Goldblum, Therese and Alison, homophobia, the worst ableism you've ever seen, and the nice plaque at the Gates of Hell, 1977's The Sentinel. Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to discussing a different film that could have been better. Be sure to tune in next week for Episode 5 - Dee Snider's Strangeland! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 3 - Left Behind

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 46:04


    In the third edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, now available with audio as cleaned up as we could clean it, the Diabolic Duo talk about a movie that's one part Kirk Cameron sermon, one part Infinity War prequel, and all parts bad, 2000's Left Behind, from a filmmaker's perspective. Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to discussing a different film that could have been better. Be sure to tune in next week for Episode 4 - The Sentinel! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 2 - Invasion U.S.A.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 41:20


    In the second edition of Charles and Chelsea's Cinematic Autopsy, now with audio as cleaned up as we could possibly clean it up, the Diabolic Duo talk about everything that went wrong with the Chuck Norris/Joe Zito Right Wing wet dream, Invasion U.S.A., from a filmmaker's perspective. Every week for the next few weeks, Charles and Chelsea will dedicate their time to discussing a different film that could have been better. Be sure to tune in next week for Episode 3 - Left Behind! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

    Episode 1 - Verotika

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 45:43


    Now available, with audio cleaned up as much as we could clean it up, the first episode of Cinematic Autopsy, where we discuss Glenn Danzig's disasterpiece horror anthology, Verotika. Called by many "the room of horror" and Chelsea "the worst movie she had ever seen" (until she saw Battlefield Earth), Charles D. Lincoln and Chelsea LeSage attempt to make sense of this attempt at filmmaking. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/clsquaredproductions/support

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