Disingenuous

We are on a mission to determine the quintessential 4th of July movie. Who will win? Certainly not Independence Day. Can Michael Bay bring the upset? Also, who is the sluttiest president? Certainly the ones who can dunk. 

March Madness is approaching soon, so we decided to put a cinematic spin on the format. Ezra Miller may be taking on Hawaii, but can he take on the biggest and baddest releases of 2023? Stay tuned to find out. If I walk without rhythm, will I not attract the worm?

We are back after a long time away. Spiderman No Way Home is finally upon us and we have decided to discuss some of the theories and leaks that have been all over the internet. Expectations are now at Endgame levels and we are trying to keep everything in front of us. Will Tobey and Andrew be in it? Will little Goblin Jr. cry? Will the pie be so good? We will certainly find out. But if these guys aren't in the movie, just remember HOW MUCH WE SACRIFICED. 

It's been awhile but we are back. All good things to those who wait. This season we are getting serious, and talking about real issues. And Poot Lovato. Don't forget Poot Lovato.  #ReleasePootLovato

BREAKING NEWS: We have been cast in Spiderman 3, and so has everyone else. Enjoy the multiverse news that seems like way too much. Also, enjoy an image of Kirsten Dunst eating salad. 

Today you got Fudge, Skylar, Judy and Porn Star Randy drinking to the darkest children's movie of all time. One so terrible, it was the last live action Dr. Seuss movie ever made. We are talking about the Mike Myers classic..... The Cat in the Hat. Hope you like pussies and Alec Baldwin, because then you are in for a real treat. Try not to get too drunk in this game.. it may make you want to slap your green eggs and ham. MEEOWWWW.

Guess who's back. Finally, after a long time of dealing with some craziness in life, we are back to catch up on all things cinema. We got all the cuts and rumors. We got hot takes too. Perhaps the hottest takes. Too hot to handle. 

Somewhere... in Toronto, Canada... Scott Pilgrim was dating a high schooler. Join us for a drinking game to this classic movie full of colorful hair and angsty music. Would you have chosen Knives or Ramona? What about giving ol' Brie Larson a second chance? The choices aren't as simple as they seem, and with the alcohol flowing, we become as wild and unpredictable as Scott Pilgrim himself. Pour yourself a cold one and join along. You mean you haven't heard about the league?

It's your boys Skylar, Chris, and Mark back at it again. This time they've decided to talk about the ongoing drama between Universal and AMC. Could this possibly kill the industry? Who knows.. but we've got opinions on it, and they are important. Do we get off topic? Of course. Would we have it any other way? NEVER.

Welcome to episode 6 of season 2... and we are still quarantined. At this point all that's on our minds is alcohol and TV shows. Honestly, this is the life we've always wanted to live, just couldn't admit it. Today Skylar, Judy, Chris, and Mark break down their 3 favorite TV shows of all time. There's a good mix in here, and hopefully it'll provide you with something new to check out with all that extra time on the couch. 

Buckle up kids, this is a rough one. Join the loaded group of Cap, Skylar, Judy, Fudge, and Dale as they drink to the joy of a film, National Treasure. It's one of those movies that never gets old, and begs the question: how far will Nick Cage go to find treasure? The group has a few ideas how far he can go and some of them are very.... outside the box. Pour yourself a drink, preferably one you are able to drink heavily, and enjoy a mess of commentary to what we call a "National Pleasure". 

Welcome back everyone! Hope you all are being safe and distanced. Since we are currently deprived of one of this podcast's favorite things in the world, we figured we would talk about it. The movie theatre. Looking back we all have good and bad experiences at this place. Today, Skylar, Chris, and Mark discuss some of their movie theatre experiences over the years. Some of these tales involve opening up some emotions that have been buried for a very long time.... buckle up kids.   

It's time for another drinkin' and drive inn, and this time we are revisiting one of the best video game movies of all time. Nostalgia is a beautiful thing, and so is Veronica Vaughan. Please get your favorite beverage and enjoy drinking to Mortal Kombat. Techno, Kung Fu, and sweaty dudes........ what more could you want?

These are crazy times, and we are all stuck at home.. bored, and needing entertainment in any way we can get it. Grab a drink and enjoy some great recommendations from Judy, Chris and Skylar. There are always great movies to make you forget about the outside world and we are here to help you get through. Also, don't listen to Judy... "Just Friends" would be a great film if you haven't seen it. Take that L Judy. 

Ohhhh yeahhhhh.... It's Disingenuous.... and we're back. Back with season 2! It's offically the one year anniversary of episode 1 on International Ladies Day. Why not bring it back to the ladies for episode 1 of season 2? This time we add some more perspective with Judy, the ultimate dame to kill for. Enjoy as the crew discusses their top 5 favorite women ever. But please remember, we like to take ourselves seriously... but not too seriously. 

Confusing title? These are confusing times. Unlike Warner Bro.'s we are standing pat with this one. Welcome Cap back to the show as we dive into dumb conspiracies and finally review Birds of Prey. If you take anything away from this episode its this, "why did ya have to go and make things so complicated?"

Strap in kids and get to the high ground. Today we are playing a drinking game to Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith. Or as we like to call it "Annie is Angy". We have a little too much fun on this one, as well as spend too much money on Taco Bell. Also, this episode introduces a new member to the Disingenuous family... Porn Star Randy. He fits right in, don't worry. Alright, enough beating on these ol' Naboobies.. lets execute our own rebellion.. Order 69. Wink. Wink. 

Why not junior home early.. its time for a cool party. The gang gets together for some beverages and bat butts with Batman and Robin. Rubber lips may be immune to ol' Ume's lips.. but these drinks aint immune to some of the worst dialogue and action put to screen. Get your drinks ready, this one gets rough. Don't get concerned when you see #BanesFirstSquirt. It'll make more sense once you listen. This episode of batty hosts consists of Chris, Skylar, Judy, and Mark. Don't cancel the pizzas.

It's the disingenuous crew.. and we're back. Well Skylar and Chris. Get your drinks ready because its time for a drinking game to the infamous Batman Forever. This thing has got everything... Batman, Robin, Chase Meridian, statues, furries, and.. jorgasms? You'll be just as confused as us. Pour yourself a cold one and strap in, Gotham City is wet and wild. 

You know when you see a movie everyone was telling you to and you walk away thinking, what was that? Yeah. We know the feeling. We've decided to put together a list of movies that people love.. that we don't. Some may be obvious.. and some may be a shocker. Either way, you love what you love, and you hate what you hate. Enjoy an honest look at some of the most overrated (to us) movies of all time. 

Alright, fine. Spooky season is over. Doesn't mean this crew is ready for Christmas. This episode we keep the spooky vibes going with an in depth look into our favorite scary movies. Also, Skylar rants about his distain for shutting down the Halloween shop early for old Saint Nicholas. 

Welcome back to the nerd cave to talk films with Skylar and Chris. Today they dive into physical media and why its still cool. Also, they list off 5 of their favorite guilty pleasure movies. Some are realllllly guilty... the kind that could ruin all credibility. But fear not. Our opinions are still valid and important. Despite not being a drinking game.. crack open a cold one and enjoy. 

 It's movie night in the Disingenuous household, and Power Rangers is a personal favorite of Fudge and Skylar's. In the episode, Judy joins forces with the guys to give a commentary on the 2017 film. Oh, and they drink some, or maybe a lot. Well actually the film comes with a great drinking game that is sure to spiral out of control, and with these 3, thing pretty much always spiral out of control. Feel free to crack open some cold ones (you'll need at least a 24 pack) and watch along with the crew. 

Skylar and Chris are back to talk news. Some new to us but old to the world. We catch up on all things MCU, Chris Nolan, James Bond, and more. Shoutout to Tom Holland.. we enjoyed the good movies while we had em. Pour one out for a real one... Tobes Maguire. But for real, get it figured out Sony and Disney, we don't need a divorce, we already have to deal with 2 christmases.

October is going to be here soon. So why not turn on the digital fireplace on your smart TV and tell Spoopy stories with your friends? Not every story is actually scary, but the discussions are worth it. Also, interested in Bad Dragons? Not aware of what they are? Good thing your disingenuous friends are here to help you out. 

Chris and Skylar are back with all the cinematic goodness. Today they take a look back at their top 5 best/worst movies of all time. Also, with all the recent Snyder Cut talk.. it seemed necessary to address it with clear eyes and full hearts. Throw in a big ol' lipper for this one, because its a long cut episode. 

Today's word is "patriotism".. does Skylar have any? Not yet he doesn't. In fact, general knowledge of history waved bye bye to him a long time ago. Experience this shameful episode with a can of long cut or a good ol' glass of hhhwhiskey. By the end.. hopefully you'll at least be hip to Bibleman... he's cool. 

We're back! Well not all of us. Chris, Fudge, and Skylar keep the nerdgasms going by attempting to cast the new additions to the MCU. Some great.. some not.. some could be known as the greatest 90's ensemble cast of all time. It's a good thing we don't work for Marvel Studios... regardless.. we expect you'll enjoy nonetheless. 

This aint just talkin' bout our favorite Saturday morning cartoons, kids. Sometimes cartoon characters are drawn to perfection.. and they know it. Today we are ranking our top ten cartoon character thots. If your looking for thoughts.. you'll get some.. but thots you'll get plenty. If you find yourself wondering, did this cartoon bunny just make my downstairs feel tingly? Most likely. You're not alone.

When it comes to a movie like Avengers: Endgame, one spoiler episode is simply not enough. Today, Skylar brings back his friend Chris to go deep into the spoiler territory. They touch on their theory episode, showing where they were right and where they were wrong.. and sometimes.. it feels good to be wrong. So good. 

The time is upon us.. Endgame is now in theaters. The crew reflects on their multiple viewings of the movie as well as the last 11 years of the MCU. With the return of Fudge, things are sure to derail.  Featured in the podcast.. our pal Bob Spaget: https://pics.me.me/bob-spaget-26579898.png

Welcome to season 1 episode 4. We decided it was time to get deep. Road rage. Trollies. AI. Simulation Theory. The crap the Architect says in The Matrix. Just let us know when you wanna go deeper. Plus.. we top things off with a spoiler review of the British hit show "Naked Attraction". Buckle up... it gets spicy this time kids. 

Late night stories with some late night pals... it's not what you think. In Fudge's absence Skylar, Dale, and Cap reflect on some wild situations they have found themselves in. What happens when you're "saved"? Did we get taken? What's the best way to assert dominance? Also, we dive into "odds are" and why it's the greatest game ever. Enough information? Lets bake this cake. 

Welcome to our first Drinkin' and Drive Inn episode of the podcast. Sometimes we like to trade dirty for nerdy.. although there's nothing wrong with some double teaming of these ideas. In these segments we like to watch and/or discuss Cinema while enjoying the comfort of an adult beverage. This first episode features Skylar and his good buddy Chris to discuss potential Avengers: End Game theories and other sweaty material. Sit back, pour some whiskey, and enjoy some good ol' fashioned reckless speculation. 

Conspiracies... boobies... grandma. The universe is a strange place.. or perhaps not strange enough.

Welcome to Season 1 of Disingenuous. We are kicking off this season on International Women's Day. We are not women, however we looove to celebrate. Buckle up for some enlightening conversation between 4 guys who know exactly what they are talking about. How did we meet each other? Where did women's day originate? Why did baklava poop in the cooler? Ask and it shall be given unto you.