Half Minds

We are joined by FukStik this week. Yeah, we realize that we didn't put a poll up for the last naming. We're working on it... probably. We chat about drinking games, hash songs, and getting a kennel off the ground. Send us an email with a story, a question for us, or a song that you'd like us to hear: halfmindspodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616PghH3 Weekend: https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-campout-weekend-2025LVH3 and BFM Weekend: https://hashrego.com/events/lvh3-bfm-campout-at-the-woods-placeholder-2025Brushwood: https://hashrego.com/events/eh3-eeries-32-analversary-at-brushwood-2025PITT Weekend: https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-12th-annual-pitt-hash-weekend-bro-dow-2025

Hello there, can I interest you in some Malort during these trying times? We are joined by Unlucky Skidmark of Dayton H3. We shake off the cobwebs, atone for our sins, and tell some embarrassing stories.Send us an email to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com with a nameable story, a question for us to answer on a future episode, or just to say hi!Find us on Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616PGH Campout:https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-campout-weekend-2025PITT Campout:https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-12th-annual-pitt-hash-weekend-bro-dow-2025ON-INH3 Campout:https://hashrego.com/events/oninh3-hashymania-campout-2025

This episode, we are joined by Stick It in My Socket of Nittany Valley. We talk travel hashing, skincare routines, and the joys of getting paid to take a dump.Follow us on Facebook and vote on your favorite name!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com(Very late notice) OHIH: https://hashrego.com/events/rch3-oh-ohio-interhash-2024-2024PA Interhash (18-OCT)--sold out, but get on the waitlist!https://hashrego.com/events/pa-interhash-2024

Flip and Zip stops by to chat with us this episode! We talk about a desperate drive-by dooking, a terrifying fruit-man, and why you should not attempt to get high using cough medicine and your asshole.Follow us on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.comBrushwood Rego (05-JUL)https://hashrego.com/events/eh3-eerries-31st-analversary-weekend-at-brus-2024PITT-H3 Weekend (26-JUL)https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-11th-analversary-weekend-his--2024PA Interhash (18-OCT)--sold out, but get on the waitlist!https://hashrego.com/events/pa-interhash-2024

We crashed the PITT Beer Mile and did some live commentary! Don't miss our interviews with the heat winners, or even our own hastily-constructed relay mile! Big thanks to everyone who stopped by to chat with us, including several friends of the pod.Follow us on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.comPGH-H3 Weekend (31-MAY through 02-JUN)--COMING UP SOON! https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversay-weekend-our-big-fat-gr-2024PITT-H3 Weekend (26-JUL)https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-11th-analversary-weekend-his--2024PA Interhash (18-OCT)--sold out, but get on the waitlist!https://hashrego.com/events/pa-interhash-2024

This week, we chat with Tuneless and us to tell us about his travels and some of the differences between hashing in different parts of Africa compared to Europe or the US. We get an update on Assotope's diagnosis, get a surprise guest-host by ICP, and learn about a new and exciting drug cocktail coming to a music venue near you!Follow us on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.comKeep an eye out for Pan Africa 2025 details here:https://www.facebook.com/groups/177889632275932/PGH-H3 Weekend (31-MAY through 02-JUN) https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversay-weekend-our-big-fat-gr-2024PITT-H3 Weekend (26-JUL)https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-11th-analversary-weekend-his--2024PA Interhash (18-OCT)--sold out, but get on the waitlist!https://hashrego.com/events/pa-interhash-2024

This episode, Projectile and Clap are joined by Cosmo. We talk about international hashing, backwoods bullfights, prostitutes, and our new favorite defense attorney.Follow us on Facebookhttps://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.comPGH-H3 Weekend (31-MAY through 02-JUN) https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversay-weekend-our-big-fat-gr-2024PITT-H3 Weekend (26-JUL)https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-11th-analversary-weekend-his--2024PA Interhash (18-OCT)--sold out, but get on the waitlist!https://hashrego.com/events/pa-interhash-2024

This week, Wienershitzall joins us all the way from Mr Happy's H3 of Tuscon. We talk (among other things) competitive eating, snail sex, and incest. We even come up with some cool new bits for show!Send us some songs, stories, AI-generated love poems, etc. to halfmindspodcast@gmail.comFollow us on Facebook and vote for this episode's winning name:https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616NYC's 26th Polar Bear Hash (January 14th, 2024 on Coney Island): https://hashnyc.com/

Merry Christmas, folks! This week, we are joined by Help Get it Up from Dayton, Ohio. We talk about making babies, special trail marks, and our favorite albums of the year.  We even get a sneak peak as to what Santa is bringing us for Christmas... Send us an email: halfmindspodcast@gmail.comFind us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616Be sure to vote for your favorite name from this week's episode.NYC's 26th Polar Bear Hash (January 14th, 2024 on Coney Island): https://hashnyc.com/Wisconsin Wintrahash (February 2nd, 2024 in Bangor, Wisconsin): https://hashrego.com/events/wintrahash-9Skash (February 3rd, 2024 at Holiday Valley): https://hashrego.com/events/rch3-oh-this-is-a-hash-on-skis-or-boards-fol-2024PA Interhash (October 18 - 20 in Scranton) - Details pending, but save the date!

This episode, we are joined by Abandon Shit, who brings us tales from Columbus. We have an appropriately shitty naming story and plenty of recent trails to discuss. Send us your favorite Yogi verse at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com--you might just get a shoutout on the show!Find us on Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616Check out Abandon's podcast, Way Outta Here!https://open.spotify.com/show/5rAN69Kr4wGMl8jVTaoDQW?si=6f429723841a406cLots of stuff coming up if you're in Pittsburgh... Check out these events if you can!Krampus Extravaganza (Tuesday, Dec 12th 2023):https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds-102-krampus-return-to-hell/?instance_id=4689PITT White Elephant (Thursday, Dec 14th, 2023):https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pitt-3xx-scrum-gift-exchange-hash/?instance_id=4614Santaur Hash (Sunday, Dec 17th, 2023):https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-3001-cottage-cheese-and-abandon-shit/?instance_id=4628

We are joined by Vagically Delicious of Eerie H3, who brings us tales from the North. Beware the curse of the El Patio!Send us an email to halfmindspodcast@gmail.comCheck us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616Ohio Interhash - October 6th:https://hashrego.com/events/ch4-the-cleveland-invasion-ohih-2023-2023Rubber City SKASH - February 3rd (2024):https://hashrego.com/events/rch3-oh-this-is-a-hash-on-skis-or-boards-fol-2024

While Dog Shit goes on a marathon wanking session, the rest of the Half Minds crew are joined by two guests this week: Sticky Dicky of FCH3 and friend-of-the-pod BVD of Ithaca! We talk golf, beastiality, and travel to Vegas for a truly wonderful naming story. Send us an email to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com with your favorite Smash Mouth song and a good joke.Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616Ohio Interhash (Oct 6th): https://hashrego.com/events/ch4-the-cleveland-invasion-ohih-2023-2023

We set up a stand at Brushwood for this episode. We are joined by far too many hashers to count, including some old friends of the pod. We talk about pagans, road hashing, and some of our favorite hash names of all time.Tell us about YOUR favorite hash names on the Facebook page, or shoot us an email!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616halfmindspodcast@gmail.comPITT Weekend:https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-10th-analversary-campout-the--2023?fbclid=IwAR2cjCBjNO50MQOeAL8Do9LGGtpJJt-PGeXL7b2R2GG9bvDnfQaYTuHjj8g

The boys sit down with Finger Food, campout chef extraordinaire, to discuss how one goes about feeding a drunk army of hashers for years.  As you'd expect, we also touch on the topic of aliens, dragons, and banging in exotic places. Tell us what your favorite orange food is on the Facebook page, and don't forget to vote for this week's best name!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616halfmindspodcast@gmail.comBrushwood :https://hashrego.com/events/eh3-eeries-30th-analversary-weekend-2023Float & Bloat:https://hashrego.com/events/hash-2079-float-n-bloat-2023PITT Weekend:https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-10th-analversary-campout-the--2023?fbclid=IwAR2cjCBjNO50MQOeAL8Do9LGGtpJJt-PGeXL7b2R2GG9bvDnfQaYTuHjj8g

This week, the boys are joined by Free 2 Lay and phWedgie. We talk about the Kentucky Derby, foot fetishes, and surviving campouts. We also pitch Malort a great idea you (or they) won't want to miss.Send us an email, song recording, or story idea to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com... Why not all three?Join the Facebook page and vote on this week's naming story:https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616PittH3 Campout Rego:https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-pitt-h3-10th-analversary-campout-the--2023?fbclid=IwAR2cjCBjNO50MQOeAL8Do9LGGtpJJt-PGeXL7b2R2GG9bvDnfQaYTuHjj8g

Hooo-boy, we're back, bay-bee! After conducting a daring rescue, Clap and returning friend of the pod I Came First discuss what's been going on in the world for the past few months. We discuss an exquisite naming story and unveil a few new segments... Try not to step on any piss-bottles. Send us your song recordings, naming story ideas, or psychosexual streams of consciousness to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com. You just might get a shout-out on the show!You can vote for your favorite name mentioned during the episode on our Facebook page. Why not drop us a follow and a comment or two while you're at it?https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100091468766616

This week, we bring you a glimpse into the PITTH3 Campout Weekend. We talk baby-making music, get some tips to surviving a campout weekend, and drink more Malort on-mic than ever! Thanks again to everyone who dropped by and contributed to the episode, and we'll catch you at the next big event!Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com and tell a friend or two about the show!

This week, the boys talk to the extremely well-traveled Hazukashii, the proprietor of Gotothehash.net. We debunk some myths about hashing's early days, talk about tips for traveling abroad to hash, as well as the best ways to organize big events. Oh, and Cleveland Steamers. Stay classy, fellow half-minds.Send us an email with a story,  potential guest, or whatever at halfmindspodcast@gmail.comFor a plethora of hashing resources, including events and excellent articles by Hazukashii:https://www.gotothehash.net/Pirate Hash Rego:https://hashrego.com/events/rch3-oh-annual-pirate-hash/cumming

This week, we bring you something new: a brief glimpse into the mayhem of a proper campout weekend! We interview T-Bag at the beer exchange before moving into an extended commentary on the beer mile and hash games. We interview a number of individuals along the way, and even hear some familiar voices from friends of the pod. You can tell Dog Shit how good of a job he did with the audio at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com.See you at the next campout!

This week, Noah joins us to talk about his 40 years of hashing experience with Pittsburgh. We talk MK-Ultra-style food drugging, how hashing has evolved since it started back in the 80's, and even read a letter from the founder of the Pittsburgh has himself!Be sure to Rego for the Pittsburgh campout weekend--you just might end up on the show!Pittsburgh Campout Rego:https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversary-weekend-2022-hashhike-2022/regoBrushwood Rego:https://hashrego.com/events/eh3-eeries-27th-annalversary-weekend-2022LVH3 and BFM Campout Rego:https://hashrego.com/events/lvh3-and-bfm-present-the-wonderful-hashers-o-2022

This week, the boys are joined by a living legend: Moon of Pittsburgh! We talk about trail zenning, glowing dicks, and the dangers of shitty, expired wine that comes out of a bag. Seriously, glowing dicks are a great idea...Send an email to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com and tell us how great you think the editing was this episode.The Hashhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Rego:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pittsburghs-42nd-analversary-weekend-hashhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-the-answer-to-everything/?instance_id=4139Brushwood Rego:https://hashrego.com/events/eh3-eeries-27th-annalversary-weekend-2022

After a long, hard (very hard) day of injuring themselves and getting drunk in the woods, the boys sit down to interview Born to Cum from Hawaii. We talk about finding the hash at the right moment, watching people fuck up at camping events, and the consequences of shoving things up your ding-dong. Send us your feedback, bad jokes, stories, and body parts to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com. Be sure to tell your friends!Darkside Overnight:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds-82-darkside-overnight/?instance_id=4233PGH-H3 Green Dress:https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-green-dress-run-2022?fbclid=IwAR34w3Bi2Te3niEMbQygRW5tvVxFxlW-tCylgX40nqVMRxg2tQnN8CkKn_cThe Hashhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/pittsburghs-42nd-analversary-weekend-hashhikers-guide-to-the-galaxy-the-answer-to-everything/?instance_id=4139

This week, we are joined by Head Shart and Down-Down on the Brown-Brown from the DC area. We talk motorized luggage, sweeping etiquette, and get some great tips for organizing and running a kennel.Check out the PGH schedule for details on Dog Shit's first lay in Pittsburgh:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/calendar-5/Send us story ideas, potential guests, funny names, and genitalia photos to  halfmindspodcast@gmail.com, and be sure to tell a friend about the show.

This week, we bring you something  a bit different: a commentary track to the hasher/slasher movie Buzz Cut! Keep an eye on the Facebook hash pages--the movie is being shared there for the time being. You can sync up this audio track to the movie and hear our reactions!Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to tell a friend about the show.

After a long hibernation, Half Minds returns! We interview another veteran hashing duo: Cougar and Stonz. We talk about  fuck tents, pooping in the ocean, and a retirement community for hashers. This episode is positively dripping with great stories you won't want to miss!Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com. Tell your friends! Tell your enemies!

We are joined by What a Cunt! of New York City (and formerly Cleveland), who brings us tales from the Big Apple. We talk about the soft, gooey, sticky core of hashing, cultural differences across kennels, and (naturally) things that you should not shove up your ass.Drop us a line at halfmindspodcast@gmail.comDetails on all of the craziness surrounding Pittsburgh's 2000th trail (Jan 8th, 2022) can be found here:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/calendar-5Details for the Polar Bear Plunge in NYC on 24-JAN-2022 can be found here--save the date:https://www.meetup.com/HashNYC/events/281390259/

After a brief hiatus, the Half Minds crew returns with a vengeance: everyone in the same studio, plus a special guest-host appearance from friend of the pod I Came First. We interview Bloody Vaginal Discharge (BVD) of Ithaca, catch up on trails we got ourselves into lately, and (of course) have a great naming story that you won't want to miss.Got a funny naming story you'd like to hear on the show? Know a good hasher that we should talk to? Got a dick you'd like us to see? Send us an email to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com. Festivus details here:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/festivus-2/?instance_id=4068Details on all of the craziness surrounding Pittsburgh's 2000th trail (Jan 8th, 2022) can be found here:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/calendar-5

We are joined by Cock-A-Doodle-Gu, who talks to us about farms, trails, and ninjas! Get ready, Pittsburgh: you're going to have some Dog Shit in you soon...Send us an email to halfmindspodcast@gmail.comFestivus details here:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/festivus-2/?instance_id=4068

Joining us from across the pond for this episode is Thomas the Drank Engine from the Cork Full Moon Hash House Harriers! We talk about hashing in Europe compared to the US, bondage gear, and, of course, dick holes. Check it out, and be sure to share with your hasher friends.If you have a good story you think is worthy of a hashing name, send it to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com, and you just might get a shout-out on the show!Festivus details here:https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/festivus-2/?instance_id=4068

This week, we are joined by another dynamic duo: EZ 2 Please and a Whale's Vagina, who tell us about their escapades in Albuquerque and some tales from abroad. For our naming, we discuss a curious downstairs mix-up that you won't want to miss... Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com with grievances, suggestions, dick pics, etc., and be sure to tell your hasher friends about the show!

This week, we are joined by the GM of H3SoB, Max Lode! We talk about hashing on the West Coast, Assotope talks about a new tattoo, and we have a very special name for someone who caused some havoc in Florida (and it's not who you think it is).Tell Assotope you want to hear him sing you a song at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com. Tell your friends!

In this episode, we have our first double-guest interview with Sex Toys for Tots and Silence of the Goats. It goes... well, about as well as you might expect. In all seriousness, there are some excellent stories in this episode that you won't want to miss, plus a grave warning about fruit consumption!If you have some good stories to tell, drop us a line at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com, and be sure to tell your friends about the show.It's almost time for the Pittsburgh event this Labor Day weekend! Details for that can be found here:https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-whos-your-daddy-2021

This episode, the fellas are joined by Follow Me Down the Dirty Dick Road, who regales us with tales from Korean trails and culture. We also have a great naming story and tons of extra songs!Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com. Sing your friends a song you heard on this show.It's not too late to sign up for the Pittsburgh H3 weekend! Link to the Rego:https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-whos-your-daddy-2021

This week, we are joined by Cox Stroker of Pittsburgh. We show Assotope "Malort for your eyes," learn a great new song, and discuss a man (possibly from the future) who has identified the best way to drink crappy wine.Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Link to Rego for the Pittsburgh H3 weekend:https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-whos-your-daddy-2021

This week, we are joined by the wonderful Mr. InterAm himself, Upper Cunt! We talk about some Oympic-based shenanigans, review our latest antics on trail, and hear some outstanding stories from our guest's many travels.Send us an email to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com and, as always, tell a friend about the show!Link to Rego for the Pittsburgh H3 weekend:https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-whos-your-daddy-2021

On this episode, we are joined by ICP of Pittsburgh mismanagement! Projectile and Assotope debrief on their respective campout experiences, Black Clap sings us a song for trespassers, and we work on a name for a (possible) beastiality enthusiast.Send all your nudes to halfmindspodcast@gmail.com.Link to Rego for the Pitt H3 weekend:https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-glow-n-blow-2021Link to Rego for the Pittsburgh H3 weekend:https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-whos-your-daddy-2021

The crew debriefs on their hashing activities from the past weekend before interviewing I Came First of Rubber City. We talk crappy hotels, RV porn, and, of course, Malort.Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com.Link to Rego for the Santa Barbara Campout (Jul 16th, FREE admission):https://forms.gle/wQbU8HXQWCMB5yeT6Link to Rego for the Pitt H3 weekend:https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-glow-n-blow-2021Link to Rego for the Pittsburgh H3 weekend:https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-whos-your-daddy-2021

This episode, the crew is joined by Crossdressing Guard of Cleveland H4, who tells us about the wonders of the mistake on the lake. We also talk about the benefits of washing your hands before getting down, skin chandeliers, and an exciting hashing movie coming out soon.Send us an email at halfmindspodcast@gmail.com and send this to your favorite hasher.Link to Rego for the Santa Barbara Campout (Jul 16th, FREE admission):https://forms.gle/wQbU8HXQWCMB5yeT6Link to Rego for the Pitt H3 weekend:https://hashrego.com/events/pitth3-glow-n-blow-2021Link to Rego for the Pittsburgh H3 weekend:https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-whos-your-daddy-2021

In their inaugural episode, the Half Minds interview Keys to the Titty and learn about her history with hashing. There is also talk of pirate ships, cacti, and horribly-swollen balls.