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Dem Bois™ are barely surviving lockdown! Chase is researching things like the Final Fantasy House to satisfy his weeb needs. Sam is baking bread because of course his gay ass is. Tre is driving home from work as he speaks on this very episode. and Bingy calls himself a movie maniac. Sigh. Also, Terry talks about a mysterious mashed potato gift-giver and Bingy talks about more shit no one cares about.

Knoxville may be open, but Dem Bois™ are letting everyone else catch the Covid. We're staying indoors. Chase finds a new anime about a dude that beats up women. Tre wants to be a bounty hunter and takes a shower during the podcast. Sam tells Tre and Bingy to fuck off. Patty's here and he also tells Tre and Bingy to fuck off. And Bingy gets his stimulus check and still doesn't buy a bed. Also, Terry talks about the government validating evidence of UFOs and Bingy talks about a Hellraiser HBO series or something.

Dem Bois™ are back and still in lockdown! Chase has conquered every Pokemon game. Sam is starting the next Branch Davidian compound. Tre still doesn't understand viruses. Bingy gets a blowie whilst playing Ninja Gaiden. Also, Terry brings us a story of a scared woman and an nWo shirt and Bingy talks about the reopening of movie theaters.

Dem Bois™ are officially on lockdown. This is the first episode back. Sam and Tre are missing and are believed to be on an island making passionate love to each other. Chase is playing Pokemon in his parents' garage. Also joining in is long time Christ-follower Patty who has been editing Wikipedia in his quarantine downtime. Terry is still producin' shows, hoes, and conspiracy theories. And somehow, Bingy isn't dead yet.

Dem HAFL Bois are joined by movie superstar, Eric Roberts, and the owner of North America's largest male performance clinic, Dustin Wolff, to discuss a new product called "The Rocket." Dem Bois always dreamed about talking dicks with Eric Roberts...and oh boy did that one come true. Eric also talks about working with two of our favorite people, Sly Stallone and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

This quarantine is doing some serious mental damage... which means it's just another day for Dem Bois™! Chase praises Rand Paul for contracting Covid-19 and potentially infecting all of DC. Sam ponders on the prospects of doing TikTok again after learning about TikTokers in prison. Tre tries to play footsie with Sam and Bingy has to smoke a ciggy to calm the hell down. Also, Terry finds more alien spies and Bingy talks about comics and video games during a g*dd*mn movie segment because of course he does.

Dem Bois™ have been all cooped up and they're ready to fight! It's not just Tre this time! We're all bored and angsty, so let's throw hands and delete family members from Facebook! Chase masters every Pokemon game. Sam predicts the future. Tre dodges the virus at work. And everyone discusses how we're all going to be pirates in the apocalyptic wasteland. Also, Terry talks about potential martial law and Tater Jim cuts a promo on the virus itself. And Bingy does a few movie bits because Hollywood stopped.

Dem Bois™ have begun their journey into the world of Covid-19! Chase talks about the embryotic history of Tater Jim as an annoying create-a-wrestler. Tre wants to fight the coronavirus mano a mano. Bingy uses his imagination for the first time. Also, CM Trump makes an appearance and Bingy keeps filling his pants during his movie segment.

Patriots! Liberty Eagleheart is here and he's gonna put his Fist of Freedom straight through your teeth! Dem Bois™ are back with a vengeance to bring you the funnies during this isolation period! Chase writes a movie, Tre defends Digimon being better than Pokemon, Sam gets in trouble at school, and Bingy celebrates not botching his interview! Also, Terry talks about NASA spotting a UFO and Bingy talks about the new Candyman... kinda.

Chase had surgery and Terry died, so it's been a minute, but Dem Bois are back, baby! Witness Bingy get fired from producing, Tre fights sleep apnea and wins, Sam diagnoses Bingy with the proper 1951-era scientific retardation category, and Chase invents a new type of nursing home!

Kyle is back, but his axe-throwing bar fell through. He's a Reiki instructor now! Join Dem Bois™ on a quest... a quest to figure out what the f*ck Reiki is. Chase rants about this nonsense for half the episode. Bingy geeks out over a pinball machine in a way he never can with a woman. Tre chases cake. Also, Terry shows us evidence of a UK man fist-fighting an alien. We need to get him on the show.

Welcome to Sassy Axey's: the only place where you can throw axes, drink craft brew, and feel superior to people who aren't as rad as you! Join Dem Bois™ in this week's adventure when Chase dissects axe-throwing bars and the Royal Family, Tre talks CPAP machines and sex, Bingy creates his own movie award, and Sam butchers Burt Kreischer's name. Also, Terry talks the return of Tom DeLonge's alien tale and Bingy brings us more of Tarantino's empty promises.

It's a "Chase is sick" episode this week, so you know it's good. Fun Dip. Fingerbangin'. Social ills in Karns. Ricky Gervais. Bingy's foreign policy. Tre's queer curiosities. Dem Bois™ discuss all of this and more on this episode of The F*ckin' X-Men! Also, Terry brings more Epstein updates and Bingy talks about AI greenlighting movies.

New year... same sh*t. Join Dem Bois™ on Tre's journey to cure his sleep apnea, Bingy's journey to dress and read news like an adult human being, Sam's journey to be Bingy's free therapist with the help of cartoon legend Doug, and Chase's journey to listen to dumb people try to sound smart. But all of Dem Bois™ spend ten minutes to talk Bingy into drinking a free Gatorade left at the building. What a ride. Also, Terry discusses the return of the Wailing Woman: La Llorona. And Bingy, once again, tries to bring up New Mutants even though everyone has banned discussion of it. The gay Armenian horse really gets beat to death in this one, HAFL Hoes. Enjoy.

We're bringing in the New Year with a Top Ten Bingy Meltdown Countdown! Also, Dem Bois™ discuss their Christmas experiences, Terry brings up a possible Kevin Spacey-driven hit, and Bingy enjoys Star Wars... like ya do.

It's that time again, HAFL Hoes! Join Dem Bois™ along with a ragtag crew of other Outlander Media folks in celebrating the best holiday in the world! Chase celebrates our victories over other dead media networks, Tre learns how nighttime is made, Shibley from Modern Day Gladiators scolds Bingy over blunt shopping etiquette, Rose from Dream Big confirms Tre's bisexuality, and the Dean Jennings/Jean Dennings family grows! Also, CK from Geeks Inherited the Earth shares a hometown conspiracy and Bingy's movie news segment gets hijacked and doesn't suck for once.

Dem Bois™ are asking all the hard-hitting questions in this highly politically-charged time! Who balled harder: What is proper Papa John's eating etiquette? Can Tre whoop Papa John's pizza-eating record? Who balled harder: Charlie Sheen or Michael Douglas? Did Tre meet a cute twink boi at this year's Nightmares Before Christmas show? What would a Lynyrd Skynyrd anime be like? Would Chase fuck a clone of Jessica Simpson? Is Chris Gaines Garth Brooks?! What is a Turkey Tango and what did Bingy do there? Also, Terry talks about buried dinosaurs in India, Chase brings up the LA dickfish, and Bingy talks movies with no real direction whatsoever. So... the uzhe.

Dem Bois™ just had Thanksgiving and they have a lot to be thankful for! A lot of nuthin'! Tre talks about spending the holidays with his family in his dead auntie's trailer. Sam sits at the children's table. Chase made baked mac and cheese. Terry weathered the conservative temperament of his family's get-together. And Bingy might be a dad? We haven't figured it out yet. Also, Terry fills us in on how Canadians spend the day America celebrates Thanksgiving and Bingy has another meltdown.

Seabiscuit Holocaust. Tom Brady's Got Tits. Money to Lose. This episode has many names, but it will forever be known as The Bingy Meltdown. Join Dem Bois™ in breaking down Bingy's 8-year-old YouTube channel. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll beg the gov't to crack down on gun control. Consider this your first Christmas present of 2019.

It's a therapy episode today, HAFL Hoes! Join Dem Bois™ on a new journey! Sam is sacrificed to bring Tre back from the dead. Bingy grows out of birthday cake. Tre gets to the bottom of his hopeless romantic ways. And Chase does some killer ad reads! Also, Terry is on the search for UFOs and Bigfoot in Colorado and Bingy discusses the ethical dilemmas of CGing dead actors into movies to play roles. And by "discusses the ethical dilemmas", we mean Bingy will say, "So what do you guys think of CG James Dean?"

Tre's dead! We think. Join The Rest of Dem Bois™ in discussing TERFs and how shitty people shouldn't have cool-sounding names, how the Chris Rock film Head of State was way ahead of its time, and how having talent gets you nowhere in this culture. Also, Terry delves deeper into the Epstein case and Bingy gets accosted by Batman Degeneres.

Dem Bois™ are comin' at ya with a large one, ladies and sirs! Bingy demands chips from his Shnookums in a power move! Chase and Sam go on a boi-date and are the cutest couple at the One Piece premiere! Tre gets owned by the baddest broad at Subway! Also, Terry talks about the Blink-182 dude joining forces with the United States Army and Bingy starts a war with Kiefer Sutherland's mullet.

New office. New lewd comments. Same old Bois™! We made it to 100 episodes, babies! Chase calls a barber, Patty gets Sam to prank call a restaurant, and Tre calls himself straight even though everyone else knows better. Also, Bingy gets pissed off at his own mother's wedding and Terry talks about Saturn's disappearing rings.

Tre's sexuality is on trial! Judge Tater Jim organizes a court crew to figure out how bisexual Tre really is utilizing the expertise of bi/pan human Sam Donnelly and Tre's own roomie and fellow comedian Keith Orlowski. We also put Bingy on trial for his haggard ass ponytail. The Conspiracy Valley Girls chime in on the cattle mutilation mystery and Bingy watches the new Joker film. Did it warp his already Columbine'd mind? Find out on today's episode of HAFL Ball Z!

Dem Bois™ at a wedding!! Featuring Jason Alexander's BDE, Conspiracy Valley Girls, and Bingy's new Step-Dad.

Who dares try to steal Bingy's Shnookums?! Join Dem Bois™ on another audible exploration of insane mundanity and mundane insanity. Bingy takes dance lessons, Tre questions his sexuality (actually, everyone else questions Tre's sexuality), Terry throws us all in Tom DeLonge's leafpile of secrets, and we get a special phone call from Patrick Pope!

Broken bowls. Jimmy Johns. Shane Gillis. Vagina mines. Cocaine Island. Looks like Dem Bois™ are at it again! Also, Bingy gets hit in the face with a water bottle.

It's been awhile, but Dem Bois™ are back and more tired than ever! We went to CreepyCon and AlienXPO. Chase went to Ohio. Tre went beddy-bye. Terry went searching for the Owlman. Bingy went in his pants after a VR experience with dolls and gets dancing lessons.

Ding dong! The Epstein's dead! Dem Bois™ chime in on that in the most respectful way possible! Tre gets a new nickname! Terry finds a hole in the planet! Sam preaches a new "fight me" form of politics! And Chase gets outsmarted... by Bingy?! Who would win in a fight between Bingy and the Moviefone guy? Find out on the new episode of HAFL Ball Z!

Um... personal point of privilege? Dem Bois™ recreate the Democratic Socialists of America Conference. Bingy encounters his clone. Chase leads the crew in a rousing round of Rad Libs. Terry drums up some Area 51 updates. Also... was Epstein tied with Disney???

The Episodic Ernestverse continues! Join Dem Bois™ in discovering another challenger to the Bingy Throne! Bingy gets movie cucked. Terry informs the world that Saturn may be projecting a false reality upon the universe. Chase tries to teach Bingy how to have conversations with human beings. Also, Sam stabs himself in the leg with a #2 pencil.

Fanboy Expo was a success, so that means Dem Bois are back with another sweet and sticky podcast episode! Bingy gushes over Tommy the Green Ranger and visits a brothel for therapy because he doesn't understand how the world works. Tre talks about losing weight and fitting into smaller clothes while the rest of the crew munches on cookies. Chase doesn't get a hollerback from his dream Harley Quinn at the expo. Sam declares that Little Giants is the best kids sports movies and fights everyone over it. Also, we find out what happens when you try to take a picture of Bruce Campbell's superfly suit and Epstein gets roasted harder than the people trapped on his island.

Dem HAFL Bois running wild at Knoxville Fanboy Expo!

Honestly, it's best we don't know, but Dem Bois™ are gonna talk about it anyway! Also, Chase finally gets his ice cream truck stop, Bingy goes to a Fourth of July parade, Tre takes Bingy's riffing championship, and Oak Ridge is ripping holes through space-time into other dimensions! Also also... the Bois pitch Hardass Island as a new show and Bingy questions how long he could last. Spoiler alert: not long.

Bingy buys blunt wraps from a grocery store?! Listen to Dem Bois™ scold Bingy for his stale purchase, ponder the future of an America ran by Democratic candidate Marianne Williamson, and Sam serves Young Buck at a 24-hour gas station! Also, Marcus Griffin's Mr.-Potato-Head-lookin' ass calls in and gets booed, the Bois further expand their hypothesis of future time travel to troll the world, and Chase becomes a new man in the second half thanks to pizza. One more step to Tater Jim ascending to his final form!

Welcome to the fanciest Waffle House in the universe! Dem Bois™ minus Bingy head to Casa de Waffle for some num-nums and good times. Bingy gets grilled for ditchin' the fellas, Tre loses some weight, and Sam rocks Knox PrideFest! Also, the Bois talk about the senators that were briefed on UFOs and upgrade Bingy's movie segment with sound effects!

Trainer Sam kicks Tre's little boi booty into gear! Dem Bois™ are at it again! Bingy learns how he should "book an appointment" for a popular restaurant, Chase picks a fight with the ice cream man, and Ludacris almost kills us all. Also, we finally give our fans an official name and Chase finds his space gat!

This week's HAFL episode is brought to you by water! Also, happy birthday, Chase! Welcome to your thirties! Dem Bois™ discuss Tre's new diet, Sam's arcade side hustle, and Tater Jim's new kids show! Also, Terry brings on the Paranoid Cholo as the co-host of the conspiracy segment and Bingy goes to lengths to go as far as he can go.

Dem Bois™ went to a wrasslin' show and join Decay! Come listen to Chase live a dream of walking to the squared circle. Tre has dreams between fits of sleep apnea. Sam questions whether life is a dream when he finds the evolved version of himself named Crazy Steve. Bingy wakes up from a dream where he has balls. Terry just wants to know what it's like to dream again. He misses sleep. Also, Dem Bois™ hold an intervention for Bingy and Chase's milkshake brings all the rich bois to the yard!

Tre's gonna be a wrassler! Dem Bois™ are at it again tryin' to find Tre a new gimmick, tryin' to find new black t-shirts for Bingy's wardrobe, and Woke Rocky splits into two Woke Rockys in order to train Tre. Or is it just Dusty Rhodes in disguise??? Also, Dem Bois™ talk about the ending of Game of Thrones, so... there's one reason to actually listen, I guess.

Who wants to buy a pig?! Dem Bois™ put on a rummage sale! Witness Bingy haggle over the price of a bed! Hear Sam's theory about a squadron of aliens coming to pillage our planet! Tre watches Big Trouble in Little China for the first time! Also, Kris Bell makes a DVD! Go grab it!

Street Fighter is in the house today! Dem Bois™ enlist the help of Knoxville radio DJ extraordinaire (and good friend of the network) Jake James to solve the mystery of the Bed of House Bingy, to help Chase figure out how to talk to women, and to help Tre leave a house full of family members of the lady that just took him home the night before.

The Young Turks are back at it and they've found the next perfect presidential candidate! Dem Bois™ discuss the policies of Andrew Wang, Chase starts a fight with local carmonger Ted Russell in the name of Jason Farris, and Bingy disrespects car line procedure at his local elementary school!

You've heard Dem Bois™ mention the name. Now sit back and take in the starter lore of the mythical creature named Murray. Also, Bingy throws Sam under the bus and Tre meets a Rough 'N Rowdy boxing champion!

It's Easter, Jesus is here to party, and Bingy seasons beef for the first time in his miserable life. I'm... I'm done. What the f#%k, Bingy?

The Freeestmasons are exhausted after unloading a moving truck of bullhockey, but that doesn't stop them from hittin' the mics and jammin' to Owner Of A Lonely Heart by Yes! Join Dem Bois™ in the worse, yet best episode ever recorded! How did Bingy find love on YouTube?! What happened to Tre after trying to make a cop change his tire?! Did Chase find and potentially crown his new wh*te tr*sh dream queen?! Will Sam ever stop cutting promos on Disney?! Find out on the next episode of HAFL Ball Z!

What? Bingy is evolving! Dem Bois™ discuss how Bingy feels more like a father everyday, how Trump and Pence are FINALLY sending us to the moon, and how Big Pharma murdered Nipsey Hussle. Also, Dem Bois™ plan a trip to Deer Lodge, TN to crash a Fourth of July parade ran by Anabaptists!

Dem Bois found demselves a new home! Kinda! Join Dem Bois on another week of WCW Thunder where we discuss Duke losing (because it makes Chase sad), Patty violating Tre's girlfriend with memes (because it makes Chase happy), and a standoff with the Cheese Grater Guy (because it makes Chase angry). Also... is Chase's friend gay? Because that would make Chase reluctant, but validated.

Dem Bois™ wrap up some loose ends. What happened at Chase's last guest host spot at the oldest open mic in Knoxville? What happened with the Bed of House Bingy? Does Fritz Von Erich the Sasquatch have a Canadian yeti-esque counterpart? Find out this week! Also, Bingy chastises R. Kelly for ruining a slappin' classic. Thanks, Bingy. Real soldier of morality you are.

How's Connie Chung? Find out as the world's top daytime talk show hosts join together in the most ambitious crossover since... well, Maury Povich and Connie Chung. Dem Bois™ discuss hocking tickets to legendary country musicians John Anderson and Lee Greenwood, Bingy defends the honor of his bed, and Chase is blessed by God Kurt Russell in the reveal of the top secret government Stargate project! Also, trouble seems to keep following Chase at open mics...

What would Forrest Gump be like if Morgan Freeman starred? Better! This week, Dem Bois™ talk about why Bingy has never had Chase on J&B's DLC, what doing comedy in Tazewell is like, and the dangers of hitting blunts whilst on Mucinex (not a sponsor). Also, Chase almost gets a gun pulled on him thanks to his own shenanigans! So... just another Wednesday.