I'm Horrified!

Back from the dead, Sam and Allie return to apologize for ~ghosting~ you. (get it, it's Halloween!) I'm Horrified will return with weekly horrifying stories start on Tuesday, Nov. 7. Follow us on Twitter (X?): @imhorrifiedpod Visit us online: imhorrifiedpodcast.com Email us your suggestions: imhorrifiedpodcast@gmail.com

It's spooky season! The only thing spookier than some poisoned Halloween candy that may or may not exist is a celebrity child trafficker who definitely did. Join Allie and Sam as they separate fact from fiction, and Stay Horrified!

Today we cover some breaking news and some not-so-breaking news. First, Allie takes you through her least favorite adaptation of her most favorite Disney ride. Then, Sam brings you some hot tea from Bachelor Nation. Keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle, and Stay Horrified!

In Episode 101, Allie and Sam explore two of the oddest, most understood things on the internet. Sam gives you the biography of Elon Musk and why he's not the Tony Stark you're looking for. Next, Allie tells all about her undercover work in the online foot picture trade. Plug in your Tesla, log into OnlyFans, and Stay Horrified!

We are back! For our very special 100th episode, we go through some of our favorite segments and give updates on episodes past. Enjoy this trip down memory lane, purchase an HBO now subscription, and Stay Horrified!

In what is (hopefully) the last QuaranTeeny-sode, Allie and Sam reflect on some of their favorite pandemic activities, and get excited for next week when they'll FINALLY do the 100th episode. Dream of that, and Be Well!

Allie and Sam are both over 21 and this week they talk about their favorite alcoholic beverages! Raise your glass, pace yourself, and be well!

As summer starts winding ugh (UGH!), join Sam and Allie as they reminisce about sunburns of days gone by, and of days very recent. Apply your aloe, and be well!

Take a look! It's in a book! Great Protagonists! This week, Allie and Sam gush over two book characters who maybe aren't quite the protagonists, but who they love anyways. Be well!

Join the horrified honeys for an exciting announcement, and for a wedding discussion where money - and reality - are no object. Be Well!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that two women in possession of a good podcast, must be in want of some content. With that in mind, today we discuss all the best adaptations of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice.

Sometimes life is all song and dance and sometimes it's.......not. Certified Theatre kids Allie and Sam prove that not all art is worthwhile this week as they discuss the worst musicals.

Are you ready to get glamorous? Are you ready to have your name splashed across the tabloids? Are you ready to claim you don't know her when you definitely do? This is the episode for you!

Do you hear the distant ding-a-ling of an ice cream truck? Are you instacart-ing your groceries but feel stuck on the frozen food page? Are you venturing back into the world and need tips on the best Cold Stone Creamery creation? Sam and Allie break down the best Ice Cream options for you. Don't get brain freeze, and be well!

Here's a link to all the resources we talk about in this episode: https://bit.ly/ImHorrifiedBLM Be Well.

Today, we find the Greatest Meme of All Time, or the GMOAT. Would that be pronounced like G-Moat or like Gamoat? Either way, we discover it here today.

It's time for the theatre nerds to jump out. Today we talk about adaptations of Shakespeare's canon, and why Jimmy Neutron may have done it best. Grab your complete works, admire the performance of Keanu Reeves, and Be Well!

Today we ask the pivotal question when faced with three choices? Who would you share a night of passion with? Who would you share your life with? And who would you remove from this earth? Otherwise known as a good old fashion game of Fuck, Marry, Kill.

Sometimes, you just need to get away. And when you can't, you can still talk about your most unrealistic vacation dreams. Enjoy our tropical dreams, and Be Well!

Welcome back! This week we break down which conspiracy theories we think might be legit! Did we land on the moon? What's in Area 51? You'll find nothing but conjecture here, so enjoy and Be Well.

In honor of Midnight Sun's triumph, we cover some of our favorite Young Adult Novels. Enjoy the nostalgia, and Be Well!

It's time for a little something delicious. Get ready to find out our favorite snacks, and also listen to us scream about Midnight Sun for 10 minutes. Be Well!

We're all need to feed our souls during social distancing, but we also need to feed our bodies! Enjoy some of our favorite easy-to-make recipes, and be well.

We can't go out to enjoy Boston, but we can still watch our favorite Boston movies! Tune in to hear why The Departed is overrated and Be Well!

At last Disney Fortnight draws to a close. Get ready to discover which Disney villain is the most evil. And as a special bonus: Which villain is the sexiest.

You thought Disney Week was over, but it turns out time means nothing right now. Enjoy our episode on the best Disney sidekicks, and be well!

It's finally here! The moment where we decide who is definitively the worst Disney prince. Let us know if you agree, and be well!

In this time of darkness, we have to focus on the things that give us joy. So, enjoy Disney Week as we talk about who exactly is the Best Disney Princess.

It's time for some hot takes on the galaxy far, far away. Get ready to debate, and be well!

Grab your favorite issue of Tiger Beat or J-14, because today we're talking about the hunkiest heartthrob of all time. Have a teenage dream tonight, and be well!

And now for something a little lighter. Today we debate what the best animal is, but we agree that they are all very good boys.

While we do the right thing and stay inside, we talk about times we did the wrong thing with the clothes we were wearing. Join us for another special QuaranTeeny-sode!

We're back with some more distraction from sitting in your house and staring at the wall! This week we debate which holiday is the least exciting.

Here comes episode 3 of our special series of Quarantine Content. When you take Obama out of the running finding a sexy president is way harder than expected.

Episode 2 of our mid-pandemic extravaganza! We never thought we'd have to put that in a blurb but here we are. This episode's question: what's the worst movie?

Before we reach our 100th episode we have to weather this pandemic together. We're here to bring you a chuckle or two before we go back to our scheduled programming. Sit tight and be well

Episode 99, feelin' fine! This week we're bringing you some vintage debauchery by discussing the life and times of two not so nice folks who lived in the 1800's. First up is Belle Gunness, an old school black widow with a penchant for murdering her husbands. Next is George Streeter, a bold man with an even bolder plan: to claim part of Chicago as his own sovereign nation. Funnily enough, he kind of got away with it! Hold fast to the deeds for your property and stay horrified.

Today, Allie and Sam go on at length about two of their favorite topics. First up, Sam takes you on a nightmare ride through the Hapsburg family tree. Then, Allie is the girl with the passion for the girls with the passion for fashion. Marry a stranger, reapply your lip gloss, and Stay Horrified!

Buckle up for this one folks, it's a wild ride through the most popular band in history and the least popular sequel idea for Planet Of The Apes we can think of. That's right, we're talking human-chimp hybridization today and all the wacko scientists who tried to make it happen. We hate how much we say "inseminate" in this episode and we're sure you'll hate it too! Also is Paul McCartney Dead? No. But is he? He could be. But he isn't right? Well... Stay tuned. and horrified.

Hey baby, you look good tonight. Not amazing, but like, pretty good. Do you wanna head back to my place and hear about the death of the Equal Rights Amendment while I kiss you with way too much tongue? You don't really have a choice, because this week we're talking about Pick Up Artists and Phyllis Schlafly, aka the two greatest enemies to women. Stay in the kitchen, or come along with us and Stay Horrified!

We all know we can't trust the government, but would you believe that you can't even trust your own brain? Well, of course you can't, but that's because your brain is calling all the shots. This week join your two favorite exhausted women for a discussion about Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, the ways our brain lies to us, and what the fuck happens during the Iowa Caucus- you can just be honest that you don't really know how it works either! Call your therapist and stay horrified. More resources for CBT and Cognitive Distortion: https://www.apa.org/ptsd-guideline/patients-and-families/cognitive-behavioral https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-practice/201301/50-common-cognitive-distortions

This week, Sam and Allie cover two pressing topics that threaten our very freedom: Clearview AI and Chewing Gum. Get ready to regret your social media as you learn about all the horrible things facial recognition technology can do! Then, cower in terror of the true evil: Gum. Adjust your privacy settings, keep a wrapper nearby, and Stay Horrified!

Did you think things like Kellogg's Cereal and Trees were unproblematic? You have another thing coming! This week on I'm Horrified Allie takes us through the truly wild life of John Harvey Kellogg, and Sam tells us why planting a trillion trees won't mean the end of climate change. Unwrap a Krispy treat, call your local congressman, and Stay Horrified!

This episode may sound like a glamorous bachelorette party, what with its diamonds and glorious tans, but don't be fooled: its plenty HORRIFYING! This week Sam hits her old standard, historical sauciness, and discusses the Affair Of The Diamond Necklace. Also, we all kind of knew tanning was bad, but we get specific and maybe surprise you with new reasons. Sorry to ruin all your favorite things! But you probably expect that at this point! Throw out your bronzers and stay horrified.

Join us for another week of terror on I'm Horrified! This time, Allie takes us through the infamous fire at Boston's Cocoanut Grove, which changed our knowledge of burn injuries forever. Then, Sam takes us through The Snyder Cut, which will potentially change the final cut of Justice League forever. Find your nearest exit, sign into Twitter, and Stay Horrified!

We're celebrating 90 episodes with a whole lot of awfulness! First, let Sam tell you about a truly awful woman who is doing her darndest to personally steal crayons and picture books away from preschoolers. Well, maybe she's not doing that, but she sure as fuck is awful at her job! Also, as we look forward to a Netflix show about Gwyneth Paltrows controversial lifestyle brand, lets get into the details about just how many lawsuits Goop has started. Start organizing your vagina crystals and stay horrified!

A new dawn, a new day, a new year, but the same two lovable idiots you've come to tolerate! Join Sam and Allie in 2020 for the only reasonable conversation that should be happening in this global climate: Man, Cats (2019) was truly awful. Everything about it was awful and we don't even know where to start. Even the costumes were bad and there were only like 4 costumes. We made sure to have plenty of Mimosas at brunch (and then switch to just glugging champagne) so this counts as our drunk New Years Eve episode as well. Tag your spoilers, drink responsibly, and stay horrified.

Take a swig of gin and bite down on something hard, because today we're talking about Civil War Amputations and Olympic Host Cities! We delve into the history of the grisliest medical practices of the American Civil War, and why things had to get so... choppy. Also, the next time you're watching someone luge down a mountain for the glory of national pride, you can listen to this episode and know how much that undermines the local economies of the city that's hosting! Pledge allegiance to your flag and stay horrified.

Join us on another episode of I'm Horrified where we breakdown a historical lady and something you totally didn't want to know existed! This week, we're talking about the life of Lady Caroline Lamb, Byron's jilted ex. We then deep dive into Teratoma and learn a bunch of information you won't be able to unhear. Break out your quill, marvel at the human body, and Stay Horrified!

This week (like every week) we're talking about women who been done dirty: specifically, legendary opera star Maria Callas and all of the women who could have been in Star Wars since 1977. What good is it being the most famous opera singer in recent memory if you can't get Ari Onassis to marry you instead of Jackie Kennedy? Why did none of us notice that there was only one fucking woman in the first three episodes of The Mandalorian (a show that we love, by the way)? Send us your favorite Baby Yoda meme and stay horrified.

Why do frats still exist? Why do we embalm corpses? These are two questions Allie and Sam will try to answer this week, as they deep dive into Greek Life, quote Ask a Mortician, and ruminate on Sam's tiny hands. Every episode is a winding road, but as always Sam and Allie get a little bit closer, and hope you Stay Horrified! Content Warning: Hazing