Killed to Death

Talia (Daphney Joseph) is a dirty talk phone sex operator (her title varies), who has her teenhood friend killed while on a call. A famous fan of cleanliness is accused, as well as a famous host of Discovery Channel's "Dirty Jobs", as well as Voldemort.

The Screaming Joggers of the Bayou describe the horrific tragedy of one of their founders. Megan (Alex Cabrera-Aragon), Melissa (Laura Del Maschio), Loretta (Shannon Lahaie), and sickly Cory (Gavin Pounds) detail their daily runs, as well as confront newspaper owner Mr. Knoxville.

Deputy Mayor of Brooklin, Ontario Derrick Gleed (Adam Cawley) finds the current Mayor dead in his office. A conspiracy involving a suspicious group in towncars, midnight phone calls, and a beautiful pond, emerges.

Private detective $chitt Dickley (DJ Mausner) delves deep into a cold case (the time it takes for the pie on his head to grow cold). So much happens, including a big limousine, hobby cigars, prank calls to firemen, a wedding, the return of Shomi, and something involving Dalmations.

Tree doctor Dr. Sarah Beth (Alessandra Vite) is stunned to find a colleague's corpse splayed in a tree on College St. Featuring an exciting visit by the new Lorax and the actor playing him, getting to know Sarah Beth beyond her work with trees, and a revealed pregnancy. Also, happy 5 years.

Spud Longley (Jason DeRosse), private submarine captain, finds the body of his brother during one of his land excursions. Because of NDAs, he can't reveal exactly which billionaires he's taken on ocean journeys, but the list includes Seinfeld actors, Will & Grace actors, and one horrible fraud.

Owner and bartender at a Halifax saloon, Kief Bungleson (Notable roommate Eric Down) finds a body at the bar. Along with Sled, head of security, they discuss Kief's rules, alligators, and Sled's assembled security team.

12 year old Bashley (Shannon Lahaie) finds her scout leader dead in a bear cave. They talk about the rival camp, Bashley’s poor imagination, and what the bear cave is.

Live from the International Space Station, Soviet cosmonaut Dimitri Karkanoff (Alex Kolanko) tries to solve the murder of a fellow astronaut. They talk about making potatoes, The Number 1 Rule on the ISS, and a certain Irish co-worker Dimitri doesn't get along with.

(Recorded March 8, 2020) Ladies' man of the Boat Show, Jerky Petrone (Emma Decorte) has found the body of his boat show friend in the cockpit of a yellow 60 footer.

This week, Griffin frustrates Shayleen Marquis (Liz Johnston), with the help of guest co-host Callum. They talk about essential oils, foods that hurt you, Comic Con, and also a body Shayleen found on the bus ride to camp.

British nanny - and mouse - Falawrence Broomcase (Ben Sosa Wright) finds the parents of the children dead. She talks about her acting career, and the best use for pasta. One of the children, Merryweather, comes to claim inheritance, and finally start her knifery.

General manager of Dunks Brewery Tiffany Jevins (Stacey McGunningle) finds a body in the vat of lake beer. Corpse still tight as hell. Then, a ghost comes, and they get the answer to tail vs. ass anatomy.

An unaccounted for body appears in the Morcroft Morgue Emporium, and owner Dryden Morcroft (Kerry Griffin) swings by to work on the case. His assistant Beatrice also provides help, and everything from Slumber Pods to Soul Balls are examined.

It's a Bad Audio Bonus Episode! What a treat for you! Joey from Joey's Call Centre (Ben Stager) finds one of his employees dead in the office freezer. He talks about the business of selling, and cleaning. The trolley gnome pays a visit, as does a mythical, speedy animal!

At a closing prison, only a few people remain incarcerated when their warden is found "fried". His son (Alastair Forbes) has been working on the case for years, and has some issues with the police's original investigation. The warden of the Kingston Penitentiary also offers his advice, and defines the important clue!

A man is found trapped behind the walls of a cottagey downtown condo, and residents June Crowbar and Moog (Aimée Ambroziak, Kristie Gunter) try to figure out how this could have happened. Parachuter Christian stops by to talk about his wife!

Head honcho of Fillipo Studio, Richard Fillipo (Laura Del Maschio) has recently lost his assistant under mysterious circumstances. The mystery only deepens with the ghost of his mom, phone calls to the underworld, and kissing.

A body is discovered in a hedge maze (twice) by Neil Assaf (Andrew Bushell). Canada's biggest maze is filled with several hazards, but none are supposed to be deadly. Could the death be tied to popular app CoatDrop? And what about the Maze Racers?

Bob Toplitsky (Michael Mongiardi), Griffin's estranged cousin, no longer does bad things, and drops by to make amends. Along the way, he found a body in the Ontario Science Centre. Also joining them is former Toronto Blue Jay Billy Brookstone, who comes by to figure out if his memories have been effected by drinking.

When Skeleton King is found slain, Chamberguard (Adam Christie) is questioned about the day. He talks about his floor of the castle, the possible 3 suspects it could be, and indulges in the Truck game. Plus, a blob!

Zookeeper at the Minneapolis zoo, Probably Barb (Emily Poulin), has seen it all - including a Chef, dead on the memorial bench to his lover. Loaves of bread, da Bears, and Harold the Parrot all play a part in the mystery.

A man is found in his bed. A squirt salesman, a thief, and a goo, help. With guests Mark Little, Everardo Ramirez, and Ana-Marija Stojic.

Adult film star Bain Mommy (Cihang Ma) makes a horrific discovery on his set. What follows is a discussion of Burger King, doing and dicking, and a visit from Bain's four groupies.

Video game designer Pierre Oeuf (Nick Nemeroff) of EF Studios finds a coworker dead in the bathroom, in an identifiable position. Boss of the studio Kevin drops in, and the three discuss the process of coming up with game ideas, Barbie, the Barbie themed Bar, and what the guys in the surveillance van were doing.

Silas Poole (Chris Leveille) finds his own twin dead in his backyard pool. They discuss his pool amusement park, the rivalry with skateboarders, and mascot Mr. Drip, who makes an appearance himself.

Parking lot attendant Kerry Souza (Alessandra Vite) hasn't been replaced by machines yet, and still operates the 3 level parking garage at Bathurst/Bloor. It's there she finds a man in one of the parking spaces, without blood. Plus, Darren, a potential crush, drops in to reveal one key fact about himself.

Ramblin' man/bounty hunter John Western (Shannon Lahaie) finds a body out back the saloon. Could it be related to his cult? The dairy wars? Steve sticks around, and an old man who peers in the windows turns out to be of use.

Ads for Sale supervisor Harry Martin (Guled Abdi) finds a corpse in the neighbouring cubicle, a foam of unknown danger in his mouth. He talks spreadsheets, pivoting around the computers in the office, and tries to pitch newspaper ad space to a potential client.

A jazz musician is found dead in their case - and duo partner Rip Hanklin (Nicole Passmore) is searching for answers. Also searching is Ruth Charles, of jazz duo Searching for Steven, and the three try to piece together what happened in the club. We also find out more about Griffin's favourite band!

A tech mogul is found dead in his workspace by former-smokestack-investigator-turned-tech-intern Kevin Gordon (Matt McCready). Tallest man in the world, at a joke height of 6’8, Patrick Patterson, stops by, and the wishes and desires of the deceased tech icon are discovered.

Demolition derby driver Chet Lockhart (Gavin Pounds), describes the recent tragedy at the Ricoh Coliseum. Zac Kline, hotshot of the monster truck RV, also stops by.

Honey Harbour's star ringette player is found floating by the town docks, near that small library and the park. Sports radio host Harry Hopper (Freddie Rivas) brings his catchphrases and passion for a specific kind of videography to the investigation.

Scarborough bluffs Dogwalker Carol Finnegan (Hana Holubec), Satan fearing woman, finds her client dead in his glass house. Dr. McGillicuddy, exorcist, also reveals his connection to both Carol and the victim.

A body is found in a chicken coop, and farmer Trish (Nadine Djoury) dives into life on the farm and sings a few songs. The local newspaper shooting competition is also discussed, and a new mother-son bond is revealed.

Roger Lubriderm (Ken Hall) is a masseuse in a medical facility. After returning to his room after a routine bathroom break, he found a fellow doctor, and client, dismembered. The history of the hospital, twin gymnasts, and witch hunts ensue.

Miranda (Ben Sosa Wright) is the average book club member - recruited straight out of high school to Langley, and trained over the course of a weekend. But the death of a fellow book club recruit sends a member of the illuminati - and possibly higher - down to audit Miranda, and the entire cell 3 club.

When lifestye blogger / UFO prank enthusiast @ therealbernishamaddox is found dead, it's up to Instagram influencer @ the_xbombsquadx_xx (Bridget Cann) to search for answers. They are joined by Scumbag Steve of internet fame on a very special Area 51 Raid Day episode of Killed to Death.

A corpse is uncovered in a trunk at Ikea, and manager Wayne DeCosta (Jon Blair) can't figure out what happened. They talk about the goings on at the store, including Wayne's HAM flag, and the several intimidating woodsmen who might have had something to do with the death...

Milton water treatment worker Pat Lynch (Everardo Ramirez) comes down from the tower to try to figure out the mystery behind a co-worker's tragic demise. They talk about the food courts, uber eats deliverymen, and what they would do if elected mayor.

It's a peek into the world of unionized street busking as a body is discovered by Jingle Beans (Carley Thorne). Jingle goes into their Nixon/Jabbawockeez act, and a certain man-in-red is implicated in the crime.

Andy Assaf is a professional ultimate frisbee player. When he finds his teammate dead in the Rogers Centre locker room, suspicions quickly turn to the rival team. He also brags about his landlord dad.

Texan lifeguard Bobby Sue (Chelsea Larkin) finds her coworker dead and purple. She talks about her home at the rec centre, and the many goings on there - including mustard pranks, by lifeguard Kraig.

Max Balshin (Marito Lopez), inventor and resident of Forest Hill, finds something disturbing in his neighbour's terrace. Prudence of the Neighbourhood Watch is also enlisted for her help.

A member of the Boston Pops Orchestra is found within a timpani drum, and clarinetist Gordon Nosegold (Rhys Naylor) is at a loss for what could have happened. Fake ages, high school politics, and hitmen are just some of the elements involved in the mystery.

Graveyard caretaker Nermal Hildebrandt (Becky Johnson) has done something. Then, everybody travels to Philadelphia, where a ghost / time cop proves helpful.

Professional poker player Fester Conroy (Mark Little), finds the body of competitor Fester St. Clair in the laundry room of their Jack Sparrow themed Las Vegas hotel/casino. An employee of the hotel also drops in, in character, to try to help piece together the mystery.

A self-defence instructor is found dead by young student LJ Blankenship (Meredith Mullen) at his castle. The castle's security systems are examined, and Backstreet Boy songs are sung as safe words.

A man is found in the bathroom of a tattoo parlour, frozen stiff. Tattoo artist Ratchet (Brandon Hackett) tries to help, as well as show off his tats, list his tenants of tattoo artistry, and stick it to the man.

In the Honey Bear bar in Mississauga, the bandleader of the house band Mister Magnificent and the Little Times is found dead on stage. Mister Magnificent (Pat Ronan) himself arrives to clear the air, and try to figure out what to do with his now-useless gang of drummers.

Deep in a coal mine dinner theatre, the nephew of Marlin's Aunt (Brittney Drysdale) is found electrocuted. Marlin's Aunts many jobs are explored, as well as many of the musical acts from the 8 hour performance.