Just a couple of Chicago pricks who hate da Bears and University of Michigan football but clash on just about everything else when it comes to the NFL and college football. Blanket coverage of Michigan State, Notre Dame, Dallas Cowboys, and Detroit Lions (for better or worse... mostly worse).
Matt Stafford and the #LARams win the Super Bowl as #SOL reaches its absolute maximum level | Jerry Jones sends mixed messages about the future head coach of the #DallasCowboys | The #USFL just made it an easier road trip for fans of the soon-to-be TWO-TIME inaugural champion #MichiganPanthers as Canton, OH is announced as the home of the USFL Playoffs and Championship Game | Jim Harbaugh's embarrassing, one-sided dalliance with the #NFL leave Michigan a pathetic cuckold.
#NFL finally gets sued for their systemic racism | The GOAT, Tom Brady finally retires (a year too late?) | Championship Weekend almost lives up to the Beast Football Weekend Ever | SOL worst-case scenario emerges for Lions because, of course, it did. | #DallasCowboys retain coaching staff | #DaBears replace Ryan & Matt with another Ryan & Matt | Jim Harbaugh is getting the fuck out of Dodge like the con man he is | Washington is GOING COMMANDO! | The man, the myth, the mustache, the mullet, and now the face of the Michigan Panthers: Jeff Fisher Our kick-ass MERCH is available at LimpDitkas.com
Improbable upsets, incredible comebacks, inexplicably bad defense, and an impossible FOUR walk-off wins made this THE BEST #NFL WEEKEND EVER! | How the fuck did the #Bills lose the best game ever to the #Chiefs? | A simple way to solve the NFL's fucked up overtime rules | How can the #Titans sack Joe Burrow NINE TIMES and still lose? | How do the #49ers keep getting it done and what's next for Aaron Rodgers and the #Packers? | Matt Stafford ALMOST and the #Rams almost blew it, but somehow #SOL wouldn't let that happen | Plus, the LDP Championship Weekend preview
Whether it was poor play calling, poor execution, poor coaching, poor officiating, or Jerry's World itself, the #DallasCowboys find themselves out of the playoffs early again | Matt Stafford rides his #LARams teammates at #RamsHouse to his first #NFL playoff victory | After #Bengals ##RuleTheJungle with their first playoff victory in 31 years, the #Lions take sole possession of the longest playoff win drought in North American professional sports | It was raining dildos in Bills vs Bill Bowl as #BillsMafia lives up to their reputation.
Running game will be key to the #DallasCowboys playoff run | The #Lions are the best 3-13-1 team in #NFL history | The more things change... the more #DaBears embarrass themselves | Who will be the next #MichiganPanthers coach? | #NationalChampionship snoozefest ends on a slightly less boring note.
The #CFBPlayoff has actually made college football worse in many ways. So what the fuck are we doing? | #Spartans squeeze out frustrating #PeachBowl victory | #NotreDame blows big lead in #FiestaBowl as big bowl record drops to 0-10 | Lew Nichols shines in ggggreat #SunBowl victory for #Chippewas | #DallasCowboys denied a path to #1 seed by questionable calls | #Lions clinch No. 2 draft slot after a blowout loss in Seattle | Antonio Brown rage-quits the #NFL | Did #WashibngtonFootball tip their hand with new team name release date?
#DallasCowboys leave no doubt who is best in the NFC LEast | #Lions almost always almost win #OnePride | Where will the #MichiganPanthers be playing in 2023? #USFL | The weirdest college #BowlSeason ever is about to shift into high gear | Can #MichiganState fill the void left by Kenneth Walker III's absence in the #PeachBowl? | Will #NotreDame ride Marcus Freeman's wave of positivity to #FiestaBowl glory?
#NFL playoff races are already being affected by COVID-19, but how much is too much? | #Lions pull the upset but SOL is still undefeated | #DallasCowboys offense needs to get their shit together before playoff run | #DaBears remain embarrassing on MNF | NBC climbs aboard the #USFL train as the business model takes solid shape | College #BowlSeason off to a predictably slow start but early National Signing Day breathes life into winter doldrums
Even in win over #FootballTeam, # DallasCowboys' offense is unimpressive — so is something wrong with QB Dak Prescott? | It's now 65 years and counting as the Detroit Lions are officially eliminated from the playoffs while 20% of the roster was out with the flu, COVID-19, and injuries #OnePride | #DaBears are ultimately who we thought they were after flirting with respectability in Green Bay | Michigan Panthers and Pittsburgh Maulers lead #USFL in the number of Twitter followers — do we already have a rivalry brewing? | We solve the broken #Heisman voting system and have some fun with the Limpy Awards for the best players, coaches, and games of the 2021 college football season | Brian Keely takes awkward to a whole new level in Louisiana
#CFBPlayoff Committee gets bailed out by unfortunate lack of anarchy | Playoff expansion should go to 6, but not beyond 8 | Brian Kelly who? #NotreDame's Q-rating improves dramatically with Marcus Freeman hiring | #MichiganSt slightly snubbed, settles for #PeachBowl | Kenneth Walker III MAJORLY snubbed by Heisman voters | THE #LIONS WON A FUCKING GAME!!! | #DallasCowboys take control of NFC East with win over #Saints and can put it away with a win over #FootballTeam
Brian Kelly used Notre Dame as a stepping stone to "greener" pastures (so to speak), just like he used Central Michigan and Cincinnati before them | Our Limp Six is the Pepto Bismol for the #CFBPlayoff Committee's nauseating love of Alabama | #Michigan stops playing the role of the nail to #OhioState's hammer | B1G Coach of the Year, Mel Tucker gets the #Spartans to 10 wins with big bounceback against #PennState | #MACtion Minute: Sweet Lew Nichols is the NATION'S leading rusher for 2021! #FIREUPCHIPS | #DallasCowboys fall short with too many injuries, penalties | Dan Campbell's incompetence becoming a serious concern as #Lions give #DaBears' Matt Nagy another stay of execution | Lions fans feel #OnePrice as Matt Stafford and the #LARams actually have a worse record in November
All sorts of bad news for #DaBears prior to Thanksgiving Day game in Detroit | #Lions lose another Edmund Fitzgerald Trophy (or Rust Belt?) to #Browns due to some questionable coaching decisions | #DallasCowboys offense sputters unexpectedly in Kansas City | #USFL News: Michigan gets their Panthers back and it's the best thing to happen to pro football in the state in 30 years! | Complete clusterfuck in Columbus kills any hope for a #MichiganState playoff berth | #NotreDame's path to the #CFBPlayoff gets complicated | Oklahoma State sneaks into our Limp Six rankings for the first time | #MACion Minute: Lew Nichols leads the goddamn NATION in rushing! #FireUpChips
There is NO downside for #MichiganState allowing two billionaire boosters to pick up most of the bill to lock in Mel Tucker for another 10 years and $95M | Your 2021 #Heisman trophy winner, Kenneth Walker III leads the nation in just about EVERY rushing category, but it probably won't be enough against #OhioState | #NotreDame is working their way back into the #CFBPlayoff conversation | #Michigan wins the Fraud Bowl over mediocre #PennState | #MACtion Minute: Freshman RB Lew Nichols III has #CentralMichigan rolling into Bowl Season | #DallasCowboys get back on track against the #Falcons | #OnePride UNDEFEATED in the month of November! | Both Staffords embarrass themselves on #MNF | Justin Fields sticks his foot in his mouth for #DaBears | Dust off your Michigan Panthers gear — the #USFL returns Spring 2022!
#CFBPlayoff Committee performs ridiculous, logic-defying mental gymnastics to put #Michigan ahead of #MichiganState | Playoff Rankings Show is really just clickbait... until it's not | SpoilerMakers have a long history of fucking up Spartans | #NotreDame's path to the Playoffs remains as long they take care of #Virginia | MACtion Minute: Central vs. Western rivalry deserves better than a Wednesday | #Cowboys fall on a bizarre #NFL weekend | Even #DaBears-haters have to recognize officiating atrocities | [INSERT "LIONS LOSE BYE WEEK" JOKE HERE] | Aaron Rodgers is a coward #GoIrish #GoGreen #OnePride #DallasCowboys
#CFBPlayoff Committee performs ridiculous, logic-defying mental gymnastics to put #Michigan ahead of #MichiganState | Playoff Rankings Show is really just clickbait... until it's not | SpoilerMakers have a long history of fucking up Spartans | #NotreDame's path to the Playoffs remains as long they take care of #Virginia | MACtion Minute: Central vs. Western rivalry deserves better than a Wednesday | #Cowboys fall on a bizarre #NFL weekend | Even #DaBears-haters have to recognize officiating atrocities | [INSERT "LIONS LOSE BYE WEEK" JOKE HERE] | Aaron Rodgers is a coward #GoIrish #GoGreen #OnePride #DallasCowboys
Kenneth Walker III fuels #Spartans' epic comeback to expose fraudulent Jim Harbaugh yet again | First #CFBPlayoff Top 25 shows Michigan State much respect, but gives #Alabama far too much credit | #NotreDame finds their way back into the Top 10, but need a lot of help to get to the Playoff | Cooper Rush only the latest #Chippewa to guide #Cowboys to victory | #Lions are a "Sea of Trash" #CFBPlayoff #NFL #GoIrish #GoGreen #OnePride #DallasCowboys
The entire college football world will descend upon East Lansing, MI as the undefeated #Spartans and #Wolverines faceoff in the battle of the century | Notre Dame cruise past USC as expected, but do they still have a path to the #CFBPlayoff? | Shakeup in the LDP Top 6 as more undefeatds fall | Matt Stafford is living his best life in LA as #Lions put up a valiant, yet futile effort | Will Dak return in time for the #Cowboys to trounce the #Vikings? | #DaBears only have themselves to blame for another season spiraling down the drain | PV's Upset Special: take #FootballTeam on the moneyline #CFBPlayoff #NFL #GoIrish #GoGreen #OnePride #DallasCowboys
Cowboys make things interesting in New England classic | #Lions are taking (by tanking) a serious run at 0-17 | Aaron Rodgers owns #DaBears AND all of Chicago | #Spartans move to 7-0 ahead of potentially historic matchup vs. #Michigan | Could LSU steal another fucking coach from MSU?? | Our Week 7 Limp 6 college rankings revealed! #CFBPlayoff #NFL #GoIrish #GoGreen #OnePride #DallasCowboys
Yet another devastating and historic Lions loss brings Coach Dan Campbell to tears | Cowboys already running away with NFC Least | Jon Gruden getting canceled is only the tip of the iceberg for NFL/ESPN scandal | Michigan State breaks into Top 10 in historic fashion as Kenneth Walker III starts to get national hype for Heisman | Notre Dame unimpressive despite win at Va Tech | Let the debates begin! Our initial Limp Six college rankings #CFBPlayoff #NFL #GoIrish #GoGreen #OnePride #DallasCowboys
Cowboys cruise over Carolina to move to 3-1 | Lions embarrassing vs. Bears as Danimal Cannibal makes more questionable coaching decisions | Bears move to 'burbs opens the door to NFL expansion (and potential decline in their own popularity) | Spartans move to 5-0, but Bad Mother Tucker isn't happy | Notre Dame drops out of Top 10 with disappointing loss to Cincy | Urban Meyer caught on video showing hot chick how to receive the snap from center #CFBPlayoff #NFL #GoIrish #GoGreen #OnePride #DallasCowboys
#Cowboys take control of the NFC Least | Dan Campbell gets "Lionized" in his first Same Old #Lions experience, but refs aren't too blame | Calvin Johnson Hall of Fame celebration drowned out by boos for Sheila Ford Hamp | Blame Matt Nagy for Justin Fields' horrific #DaBears debut | #LARams will win the #SuperBowl and Matt Stafford will MVP because... of course they will | #NotreDame takeaways take down another #B1G foe | #MichiganState might not be very good, but they might be undefeated for Oct. 30 matchup vs. #Michigan | #CFBPlayoff hasn't figured out how to expand yet, but a College Football League is the logical solution #CFBPlayoff #NFL #GoIrish #GoGreen #OnePride #DallasCowboys
#Lions' missed opportunities, severe lack of talent spell doom in Green Bay | #Cowboys bounce back vs #Chargers | 16-leg parlay ALMOST pays off | Road warrior #Spartans 3-0 for the first time since 2015 | #Heisman Watch: Kenneth Walker III leads the nation in rushing | #NotreDame too tight for #Purdue's big Drum | SEC officials try/fail to give #Auburn win over #PennState | #FireUpChips hold their own in Death Valley #CFBPlayoff #NFL #GoIrish #GoGreen #OnePride #DallasCowboys
Penei Sewell impresses in #Lions' faux comeback | Could Aaron Rodgers force his way out of Green Bay by dumping #MNF game to Detroit? | #DaBears has serious issues on both sides of the ball as Matt Stafford predictably dominates with legit #LARams supporting cast | PV's Upset Special: Take the #DallasCowboys and the points over the #LAChargers | Ducks fuck Buckeyes in the 'Shoe | #NotreDame struggles continue against mediocre competition | #MichiganState coasts as Hurricanes loom | Even Peyton Manning thinks Jim Harbaugh is a fucking weirdo | Wayne Fontes Fact of the Week #CFBPlayoff #NFL #GoIrish #GoGreen #OnePride #DallasCowboys
Cowboys blow big opportunity to knock off Tompa Bay | More weird shit for Lions with Taylor Decker's bad finger | Official LDP Superbowl champions predictions you can take to the fucking BANK! | ND escapes Florida State as Brian Kelly's attempt at humor escapes everyone | Spartans dominate Northwestern as Kenneth Walker III emerges as early Heisman candidate | Civil War 2.0 looms as SEC exploits power vacuum and B1G, ACC, and PAC 12 scramble to form a flimsy alliance #CFBPlayoff #NFL #GoIrish #GoGreen #OnePride #DallasCowboys
Our predictions, anticipations, and LIVEreactions to #OnePride's solid pick of Penei Sewell at #7, the #DallasCowboys trading back to #12 to eventually get Micah Parsons, and #DaBears trading away their future to get Justin Fields.
You know it's a garbage Super Bowl when a fat dude in a pink thong running on the field is among the biggest stories | Massive Stafford/Goff trade sets up Lions for years to come (hopefully) | Chicago media runs with ridiculous Wentz to Bears trade rumors | Cowboys social media team has some 'splaining to do after leaving Dak out of hype video | Now Hall of Famer Calvin Johnson and Lions closer to burying the hatchet | New segment honoring the Michigan Panthers, the greatest franchise in Michigan sports history #SuperBowl #NFL #OnePride #DaBears #DallasCowboys
Our NFL division & championship round recaps | TOMpa Bay is running an incredible (and nauseating) gauntlet | Super Bowl predictions: Chief will roll | For better or worse, the Lions flushed their system clean and replaced it with an inexperienced GM, a very experienced but difficult front office advisor, a meathead coach, and eventually a new QB | Cowboys have a lot of draft options #NFLPlayoffs #SuperBowlLV #OnePride #DallasCowboys
National Championship barely noticed in the long shadow of Super Wild Card Weekend | Six NFL playoff games in two days didn't suck | Predictable Bears reward Pace/Nagy incompetence | LDP Divisional Round preview, predictions, and Super Bowl picks | Cowboys get Defensive (Coordinator) | Lions GM/Coaching search rumors run amuck
NFC LEast race crescendos in predictably ridiculous finale | Mediocrity reigns as Bears back into playoffs | Lions GM/Coach searches yet another example of their backward approach | Notre Dame gets crushed by Bama, but Texas A&M would've been crushed too | Clemson's sign-stealing fails as Buckeyes magic tent TD juice fuels Sugar Bowl win | Harbaugh trumps up fake NFL market to extort more money out of Michigan
The College Football Playoff is a stupid name for what is really just a Power 5 invitation-only tournament | Will Notre Dame finally join a conference for real? Only if there's more money in it | 5-9 Cowboys are STILL in the playoff hunt??? | This week's Shit We Couldn't Make Up: Lions special teams coach goes rogue, gets canned
Lamar Jackson 'going for 2' inspires the telling of our own tales of shitting shame | CFB Playoff committee is retarded for the Power 5 | Gruff Sparty is the best thing Michigan State's got right now | Are the Lions actually making smart decisions? | Cowboys wrangle Bengals | Epic bad beat can't derail PV's Upset Specials
The B1G helped secure themselves a big CFB Playoff check by changing their arbitrary 6-game rule | Ohio St. moves to #4 in LDP Top 6 | Unshackled Lions take down spiraling Bears | Cowboys can't stop the goddamn run #OnePride #DallasCowboys #NotreDame #MichiganState
Who will replace Bob Quinn and Matt Patricia in Detroit?  |  Bears vs. Lions preview  |  Cowboys' Thanksgiving Day indigestion  |  Notre Dame clinches CFP berth  |  Kirk Herbstreit says what everyone was thinking about Michigan  |  Spartans shock #8 Northwestern  |  PV's Upset Specials will make you money!
PREDICTION: Matt Patricia and Bob Quinn will be fired on Friday after the Lions lose on Thanksgiving Day | Cowboys vs. Football Team: a holiday classic matchup preview | Ohio State makes their first appearance on LDP Top 6 | How the #CFBplayoff got it wrong | Michigan celebrating a narrow victory over Rutgers is sad and hilarious #GoGreen #GoIrish #DallasCowboys #OnePride
Fighting Irish rise to #1 in the LDP Top 6 | Turnovers/penalties killing Michigan State | Michigan off to worst start in 53 YEARS! | Ready for some MACtion? | Lions' fan purgatory is hell | NEVER trust a bald man in a visor #GoGreen #GoIrish #DallasCowboys #OnePride
Notre Dame moves up to #2 in the LDP Top 6 after epic victory over Clemson | Shitloads of turnovers are sinking schizophrenic Spartans | If it hadn't started already, HARBAUGH WATCH is in full swing now | Cowboys hang with undefeated Steelers | Matt Patricia's incompetence is matched by his arrogance | Kyle Allen's gruesome fracture takes this week's Limpy Award
Mel Tucker's Bad Motherfucker status is reinstated while Jim Harbaugh's status as a total fraud is confirmed | PV calls his shot: Notre Dame will beat Clemson by two scores | The first LDP Top 6 is revealed! | Cowboys season is OV-AH | Lions slide back into reality of futility | Bears are even dumber than we thought they were
The Cowboys lost their backup QB and more to Football Team | The Lions took advantage of ATL doing their best SOL impression | The Bears exposed themselves as the frauds they are to a national audience on MNF | Our expectations were low for Michigan State, but HOLY FUCK!!! | Notre Dame rolls on as Clemson game approaches, minus Trevor Lawrence?
NFC LEast is shit but can the Cowboys take advantage with Andy Dalton at QB? | Lions need a complete overhaul but the Fords will NEVER sell so get over it | 5-1 Bears are total frauds | Michigan State enters the Mel "BadMotherFucker" Tucker Era | #3 Notre Dame won't look past Pitt even with Clemson looming | Football's approach to COVID-19 blatantly favors money over safety #GoGreen #GoIrish #DallasCowboys #OnePride
Just a couple of Chicago pricks who hate da Bears and University of Michigan football but clash on just about everything else when it comes to the NFL and college football. #GoGreen #GoIrish #DallasCowboys #OnePride
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