Lunch with Lucius and Lukus

Today's broadcast announces some updates to our channel.I try to leave you with a little bit of hope amongst the craziness we are all experiencing at this time.

It is the dog days of summers. The nudists are out, granny's getting a tattoo, it's so hot the zookeepers are using golf carts to chase animals, and the Japanese are breaking out the twerking robot dogs. Enjoy the show, or check out the chapters to jump to a topic you're interested in.

Darla and Lucius talk about the value of art and the joy of creating.

Donald Trump wants to ban TikTokFlorida Man tries to become a millionaireAn embarrassed St. BernardHungry EMUs banned from the pub.Skydiver loses his legScary Stuffed PantherUpdates from Gary

This week's topic: Lukus and I reminiscence about awkward and embarrassing bathroom moments we have survived.

This week we discuss Mushroom Jesus, Shark Rage, Meeting By Accident, Way Down Yonder In The Paw Paw Patch, Finland Magnet Fishing, ATM Fishing, Swimming At The Bass Pro Shops Waterin' Hole.Check out the Time Markers for this week's funny news topics.

Due to technical challenges over the weekend, Lukus and I were not able to record Funny News. Please sit back with me while we consider if it is possible to cheat fairly.

How to get along in public.

I apologize for the audio. The phone call clarity was not what I had hoped. This was my first time attempting a straight telephone interview.Just a reminder, we are off the week of July 6th for vacation and will be returning the following week. For y'all that celebrate it, have a happy and safe Independence Day.

Before we get to our CBD discussion, I talk about my first copyright claim brought against me on Youtube. Prepare to shake those weights.We go deep into CBD.Check out the chapter markers for topics.

Thanks for joining us on the front porch. We have a special treat. Lucius is reading one of his recent horror short stories, "Dark Temptation." So, kick back, relax, and enjoy the show.

This week's show includes a one in a million find, angry alligators in love, a six-year-old boy magnet fishing, and Governor Tater finds his sense of humor. So kick your feet up, grab your long pole, and celebrate national corn on the cob day with us.Check chapter markers if you want to jump to a particular story.

This week's show is a little different. We are releasing this episode early. Craig and I talk about discrimination and what we have learned in the past week.

Check out the Chapter Markers for segment times.New show schedule.Swinging for Dinner and SportsMask etiquette per my high school sex education teacherLet's go 'tubin'The Spiritual Squirt Gun of Grosse Pointe ParkThe second most important date of the year, National Hamburger Day

Gary wants people to dress before they come out in public. A lone boy takes on his sisters' fishing prowess. A peacock looks for love in all the wrong places, we discuss the underpaid waitstaff, and how the new normal looks as the Carolinas open up.Check out the chapter markers for the location of each segment.Don't forget to check out my website gmacwriter.com.

1:47 We discuss our upcoming Patreon site. (I'd buy that for a dollar.) We also go down a chicken trail about my books, Craig's music, and how to invite yourself over to your friend's house.11:42 Gary's Ode to Spring and His Banana Tree15:42 We wrap up Patreon16:50 Funny News, Charles Darwin says, "Don't touch that gator."31:15 I'll take some women's panties and a side of fries.47:55 Happy Buttermilk Biscuit Day

We chat with Lisa about her job as a journalist and how working from home has changed her routine.10:00 The Counties Get Rowdy.11:40 We Rebel Against The Rules.14:34 We Discuss Other Folks Getting Rowdy.20:30 The New Mask Fashion23:00 National Day of Prayer Pop Quiz26:30 Gaston County Gets Bold And Then Apologizes28:00 Just Because the Government Tells You To Do Something Does Not Mean You Have To Do It.What? Unlimited Zoom Minutes. Now It's A Party.29:00 Lisa Wishes She Had Waited One More Year To Stop Teaching.31:00 How Not To Give Teenagers A Driver's License.36:40 The Dogs And Lisa's Son Get Rowdy.37:13 How Dark And Awkward Can You Make Death? We Try Our Best To Find Out.43:50 I Offer Parenting Advice For Lisa During The Lockin With Her Son.46:15 We Talk About Hiking and Craig's Hippy Parents.48:00 Ginseng and Moonshine, The Hillbillies' Gold.51:25 Lisa Shares Her Insight On Bra Masks.52:35 Lisa and I Share Our Thoughts On The Writer's Life And The Changing Media.1:13:38 The New Changes To The Workplace In The Post Covid World.1:18:58 Wrapping Up The Show Around the Future Of Writing

After being stuck at home for five weeks, it is time to address the bat in the room.How do you make funerals fun? Some folks use strippers.Bra face masks. Be sure to validate your supplier.It's the end of the world as we know it. Real talk about how to survive and find hope.

This is the podcast from our livestream show on April 18th. If you would like to see the video, please go to the link in the channel description and look under stories and updates. Otherwise, sit back, and enjoy the show.

Join us for our live show on Saturday April 18th. Please see the links below.Listen to podcast for detailsOn Facebook, join us on: https://www.facebook.com/gmacwriterOn Twitch, join us on: https://www.twitch.tv/2slow4you

This is our Easter special. Due to technical challenges, the show ends rather abruptly, but we hope you enjoy the content.4 Year Old 'Bama girl found after missing for 2 days: 4:49Australian man give $10,000 to unemployed: 11:00Jim starts "Some Good News": 14:11Smithfield, NC Man makes waitress' day: 18:24Surfer Jonny spreads the love, and toilet paper in Encinitas, Ca.: 23:04Easter Memories and Plans: 27:57

Note: This was recorded before N.C. statewide stay at home orderWhy would you drink that? 1:02Show us your funny face. 7:08Another Mooving Violation. 11:09Would you please bend over and pick that up for me. 16:14A Strip Club is an essential business in Las Vegas. 22:48Craig gets screened. 27:58Contact us on Twitter: @LLunch11Contact us on Email: gary@gmacwriter.comCheck out my website: https://gmacwriter.com

Country Driving 0:28When Country County Water Goes Bad 4:33Turning Water Into Wine 7:15You Put That Potato Where? 10:50Swinger News: Grandma did what where? 15:50Mountain Memories 24:52Contact us on Twitter: @LLunch11Contact us on Email: gary@gmacwriter.comCheck out my website: https://gmacwriter.com

Funny News: Fiery pigs and sprinting cows.What do you do with two pallets of toilet paper totaling 48 boxes?Hoarding in the U.S.Throw down with a grocery store clerkWho should get tested?IsolationMaybe we can all come together one day.Contact us on Twitter: @LLunch11Contact us on Email: gary@gmacwriter.comCheck out my website: https://gmacwriter.com

Contact us on Twitter: @LLunch11Contact us on Email: gary@gmacwriter.comCheck out my website: https://gmacwriter.comPlastic Plant Surprise: 3:18Swinger News: 9:07Funny N.C. Town Names:27:00

Contact us on Twitter: @LLunch11Contact us on Email: gary@gmacwriter.comCheck out my website: https://gmacwriter.comRogue Krispy Kreme Donut Shop: 1:33Flying Dogs: 4:31Port Blair and the Andamans: 7:35

Contact us on Twitter: @LLunch11Contact us on Email: gary@gmacwriter.comCheck out my website: https://gmacwriter.comSwinging Snakes News: 00:58Announcements: 5:10Free Speech: 7:30What is free speechFree speech expressed in how we liveFreedom to speak with actions instead of words.

My new podcast channel coming out soonLost love, revenge, deathClimate Change

Saying thank you to my supporterswrapping up Va.Funny news: Florida man saves Diet Coke, Fiona the Hippo pukes on the Superbowl winner and predicts the half-time show.Why even have a half-time show?What is empowerment?

Funny News: Save the Diet CokeUpdate to Va. gun ban.What is an assault rifle?Va. Governor recallDon't stick your finger in there.Impeachment is boringSouthern winter.Southern snakesRemember to check out my website at https://gmacwriter.comSay hello or leave a comment to @llunch11 on twitter

Why are people upset about the new Virginia gun bill?Governor Northam: A profile in crazy and how to reach out and educate the governorAn attack on free speechWhy red flag laws are dangerousVirginia Gun ProtestWhy we do not trust the governmentWhy voting matters

I discuss my thoughts on the current political climate around laws in the U.S.

A weekly monologue from LuciusLucius discusses why it is important to get along with one another and not rely on the government.

There have not been any shows due to me being down with the flu. We discuss the statistics around the current flu and what can be done to stop it.Be sure and drop us a hello, compliment or criticism on Twitter a@llunch11If you enjoy short stories and books, check out my website at https://gmacwriter.com

Download Your Free Copy Before Time Runs Out January 12thTo celebrate my birthday this year I am giving away three ebooks starting January 8th through January 12th.These are the ebooks that will be available for free from January 8th through January 12th.“Humor Through The Ages” by Lucius McCray: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07Z24BRXX“Harold and the Angel of Death” The Berserker Series: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07R2LQCKL“Joshua and the Shadow of Death” The Berserker Series: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GZ4KBH5

This episode contains mature contentGary gives away free ebooks for his birthday. Go to https://gmacwriter.com for detailsCraig's crinkled ChristmasGrandchildren, The Flu, ICU, and Wedding mixupsTimestamp 18:20 Swinger news: WARNING-Mature content told by two immature guys.

Craig gets voluntold to play the hammer dulcimer in an upcoming podcast.Gary talks about future podcasts plans for 2020.Gary rants and Craig listens about cancel culture in 2019.We talk about grub eating hawks and night terrors for cocker spaniels.Christmas witches are on order for the funny news.Gary rants some more.We finish with Lucius' interpretation of the Christmas Story.Links:https://gmacwriter.comTwitter @LLunch11

The Mystery of Amazon's Delivery ServiceDead Rabbits Don't BounceThe joy of watching friends become American citizens.Willie Nelson takes a page from Turkey Spa in "Humor Deeper Than A Holler"Where you can find us:Twitter: @LLunch11Where you can find my books and short stories: https://gmacwriter.com

When simply going to the grocery store could land you on Live PDEnjoy a traditional Japanese Christmas dinner down at the local KFC.Christmas SwingWould Jesus shop at Walmart? Why does Craig think he's better than Jesus when it comes to Walmart? Why do you shop at places that don't like you? Check out our new Twitter account at @LLunch11. Give some feedback, the good, the bad, the ugly, the guy passed out at the liquor store.

We broke through our first 100 listens! Thank you to our listeners, you will be surprised where you come from.Yule Goats in Sweden. Are they better than reindeer?Nothing says Christmas like road rage in the passing lane.

Google Ads Support calls back, and does nothing.Who knew South Carolinians do more than swing on their front porches?Lukus and I share our favorite Thanksgiving memories and traditions.

We talk about a large German Swingers Club that had to be evacuated from a building.I describe how Google's AIs battled one another as they attempted to figure out the ad strategy for our podcast, and how even Google support was confused.

Discuss early podcast numbers and new book release.Fall, leaves, and weeds.An update on the woman who jump in with the lion at the NY Zoo.Good and bad conversation.Recycling, is it worth it?

I discuss what I saw at the fall festival I attended this past Saturday.We talk about a Florida man who used a dog kennel, complete with Chihuahua as a weapon, and types of theft. Craig and I reminisce about some of our funner tech support calls and systems issues at Microsoft and Bank of America.

Lucius and Lukus discuss Kanye West's conversion, the difference between cows, bulls, steers, and why that matters when you make one angry. Our topic of the week begins with kid's toys we miss and degrades into a discussion about toys we loved that would be banned today because they were dangerous.

Lucius and Lukus introduce themselves in this initial episode. They talk about the frustrations of putting together their first podcast recordingLucius introduces the first funny news story.Lucius and Lukus discuss who has been in a haunted house and weird things they have seen besides each other.