Somewhere Underground

The comment section on this guys reddit post actually saved his life! Good old detective Kakarot was on the case and discovered he was slowly suffering from...

We have some fool proof super villain plots for mass destruction, what could possibly go wrong? Let us know your plots and origin stores in the comments below... no seriously I'll buy you something from the gas station.

Reddit is a wild land and uhhh....I'm sorry I cant do this, They sell it on amazon though....so uhh there's that.

We're back with another wild Reddit story! This time a mother from Miami was arrest for hiring a hitman to take away her three year son from a parody website. You can't make this stuff up....

Our new segment diving deep into the depths of Reddit and reacting to some of its wildest stories. No coconuts were harmed in the making of....well maybe one.

The world has some strange creatures and these are no exception. All the strange and horrifying, nightmare fuel animals you wish didn't exist.

Have you ever been at work and thought, "that is not my job" or "I don't get paid enough for this"? Yeah, so have we, from terrible bathrooms to life guard horror stories and much more.

If you're reading this, I had a great time and would absolutely do it again

Have you ever listened in on a conversation you probably shouldn't have? Ever heard some things you wish you never heard? Learned some things you wish you never learned? Yea, me too. Sitting in the bathroom, listening to a confession. What is life.

Would you save your wife from a shark attack or your brother from a crocodile?

What if Toy Story was real? Would they take over the world or be forced into an endless hamster wheel of free labor? Would you eradicate them all because they know too much or sit down & try and figure out the secret life & hierarchal system of the toys.

Ahh would you rather. The game of choice for people trying to ask you weird questions without seeming weird for asking them. This week, we go off the deep end and ask some each other some truly insane sh*t.

Don't laugh. Peacocks are vicious. He stole my calzone, then had the audacity to SKWAWWW at me! I'm telling you man, they're vile, vicious creatures and have NO business walking around the Bronx Zoo like they own the place. Let us know your terrible peacock experiences down below!

Yea you read that right, hotdogs are tacos. A poptart is a calzone. Pigs and a blanket are sushi. join us this week as we discuss the Unified Theory Of Food, otherwise known as the Food Cube Theory.

So there you are sitting on your couch eating your watermelon and BOOM, your ex texts you from jail asking for help. What would you do? Would you offer them actual help or just suggest they don't drop any soap.

Everyones dreamed it but what would really happen if Pokémon were real? Well...murderous hamsters and child abductions via balloons.

Salad forks. Soup spoons. No bonging boinkers on the first date. We've all experienced these outdated social norms throughout our life and we think it's time they changed. Join us this week as we talk about some dating and dining rules that really grind our gears!

There are some things in this world I would never buy, no matter how much money I had. Even if I won the mega millions, I refuse to buy buy some Kanye West white T's. It just doesn't make sense! Join us this week as we discuss the things we would never buy, but super rich people do anyway.

Don't remember those terrible days in grade school playing opposite day? What if today was not opposite day? Would not our dogs meow and cats bark bark? What's the opposite of bacon? Leave us alone this week on Somewhere Underground! And don't you dare leave a comment. We dislike you Strongly!

I've always loved the idea of Santa's Elves. Just chilling in a magical village all year long, making toys and eating candy. Drinking hot cocoa at the local elf bar. And that got me thinking...what kind of elf would I be? What if I was an elf that didn't believe in Santa? What would a conspiracy theory elf look like? We explore all of this and more in this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!

Have you ever wondered how Santa actually is when he's delivering presents? What he eats, how he stays awake? How he deals with people all night and doesn't get robbed? No? Well, have no fear, Somewhere Underground has you covered! Join us this week as we discuss how delivering presents around the world would really go.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! As one of our favorite Christmas movies, we thought it would be fun to put ourselves into Kevin's shoes. Will we survive the Wet Bandits? Or will or house be robbed while we cry under our beds? Find out on this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!

What if all of your most embarrassing moments were put into a video and posted for the world to see? If you're anything like us, you'd be unemployable and probably lose a couple friends. How would this look? How would this change your life?

What if all you had to do to win a million dollars was play a game of hide and seek? Simple enough, right? Well what if that game also includes tons of people, and winning the prize means you're the last one standing? Still seem easy? Okay Houdini, how about this - the people trying to find you are world class...people finders? You know, FBI and CIA private detective types of fellows. Not so easy now!

Christmas or Halloween? Santa or slayers? This age old question gets our attention this week. With Halloween just wrapping up and Christmas around the corner, we figured there was no better time to settle this debate.

Have you ever wished you had a time machine? Not to like, change history or stop your birth or anything crazy like that. Nah, we're talking about time machines to do some crazy ish. Like befriending a Velociraptor in the late cretaceous and letting him loose in ancient Greece. Let Socrates philosophize on that. This week, we go from disproving the ark, to raptors, to a whole host of other areas I don't even remember right now. Check us out and let us know what time shenanigans you'd get yourself into!

I'm just going to say it...I don't like dolls. They creep me out. I swear their eyes follow you around the room and I know I put this thing on the shelf, how did it get in the living room? You just can't trust them. Then I watched the M3GAN trailer and got to wondering what would happen if these killer dolls were real. And I got scared. And we talked about it. So Enjoy.

Ahh Jigsaw. Love him or hate him, there's no doubt that we've been enamored by his vicious traps for the better part of two decades. October is coming to a close, so to end spooky season...would we survive his game? The short answer? Absolutely not. We'd be maimed before the the end of the first scene. Ol' Jiggy would have to scrap everything and get a new cast because you're not getting a full movies worth of material from us. Come hear our screams on Somewhere underground!

What with Spooky Szn upon us and Dahmer filling our Netflix queue, we thought we'd pose the age old question of "what if your significant other came out as a serial killer?" Things take an unexpected turn when we have a rational and irrational side to the table. Although I'm not sure how unexpected it really is, considering this is Somewhere Underground, after all. Get your murder shrine ready, we're about to get weird!

What would you do in a real life purge? Would you hide? Would you purge? Would you cry in a corner and pray to every God you've ever heard of? This week, we start off Spooky Season by asking ourselves this question. From building a booby trapped temple to climbing into a redwood tree, we have some creative solutions. Let us know who would survive down below!

We have a ton of issues going on in the world today. Runaway inflation, a looming economic crisis, a war in Ukraine, and..a black fish? Unless you've been living under the sea for the past few weeks, you've heard of the Internets latest nonsense controversy. Why is everybody so upset that a fictional fish is black? I wasn't aware the historical accuracy of mythological merpeople was such a hot topic. Should we respect these creatures who never existed and not offend them? Or, perhaps, are you just racist? Spoiler alert - it's the latter. Make fun of angry old white conservatives with us on this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!

Now what I'm about to say might be controversial, but why do we care about the Queen? In the UK it's understandable, it's their culture and what not. But here in America? It just never made sense to me. This week, we discuss the Queen. Her accomplishments, controversies (murder, GASP!) and most importantly, why we seem to be obsessed with her. Is it the money? The status? Maybe it's because the Royal Family were essentially the worlds first reality show? I'm not sure, let us know what you think down below!

Ahh, unrealistic expectations. Whether it was your parents expecting straight A's no matter what or you thinking you'd be the next Johnny Depp because you can make faces in the mirror, we've all experienced them. Maybe you didn't get a voice-over role in Encanto, but you're doing pretty well. Unfortunately, someone is going to expect way too much from you and you're going to let them down. But is that really your fault? No. It's not. It's 2022, and we know better. So come join us as we get some things off our chest. Sometimes, you just need to vent. Oh and P.S. if you do any of these - stop. Now. We're begging you.

They're not. They're just not. Alpha males are NOT a thing in nature. Stop it. You sound dumb. Wolves protect each other. They don't tear each other down to prove who has the bigger wolf winky. But somehow, "influences" like Andrew Tate have managed to convince thousands of guys to be a douche. What psychological miscues are going on that makes people think it's attractive? What tricks and triggers do these so called "alphas" employ to bring other guys into their damaged worldview? We have absolutely no idea and those questions will not be answered, so if you know, drop a comment and enlighten us!

Disney is responsible for some of the best movies and memories of our childhood. We played those old VHS tapes until they broke, dressed up as iconic characters for Halloween and dreamed of going to Disney World to take a picture with Mickey. Looking back on those movies as a kid, we've noticed some things aren't exactly how they seem. From erections in The Little Mermaid to penis columns in..well..The Little Mermaid, we talk about some adult themes that totally went over our heads as kids. Let us know what scenes we missed!

We all loved the holidays and associated characters as children. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth fairy. But upon further reflection as adults, these dudes are kind of terrifying. We have a jolly dude committed B&E, a six foot egg laying bunny stomping around your house and a "fairy" that definitely does some sort of blood magic with all those teeth she collects. Join us as we ruin our childhoods!

Over the years, a number of popular conspiracy theories have been proven to be true. It's always fun to think about these crazy ideas and try to figure out which are plausible and which are just plain nuts. This week, we talk about some theories we actually believe could be true. We discuss rocks actually being soft (excuse me?), myths and legends like vampires being based on actual beings, and Swiper working with Map to rob Dora, and so much more. Come join us as we lose our minds, Somewhere Underground!

We had so many what ifs for each other we just had to come back for a part 2. Tiff is off gallivanting around the world so we brought in our very good friend Joe Bah! From cold cut bed sheets to Joe's surprising affinity for ASMR, come join us Somewhere underground! And don't forget to check out Bah's music!

Have you and some friends ever sit around talking about hypothetical situations, trying to figure out what you would do if you found yourself in them? We do, and we decided to film it. This week, we give each other some scenarios and see how we would resolve them. Some go about as you would expect, but more often than not, someone has some outlandish way to resolve their issues. Find out who the weirdo is this week!

Cucumbers suck. There, I said it. They just water down your food and make everything taste like you sipped on your drink while taking a bite. It's nasty. I can't tell you how much vitriol I've received for this opinion. This week, we go through some of our hottest takes and see if we agree with each other. Let us know some of your controversial opinions down!

I don't know about you, but us here at Somewhere Underground never understood the concept of Naked and Afraid. In isolation, these concepts make sense. I mean, who doesn't like a good haunted house or horror movie? And everyone knows everything is better when you're naked. Except being afraid. I do not want to be afraid while I'm at my most vulnerable! And mosquito bites on your intimate parts? Yea, no thanks. This week, we discuss whether or not we would survive out in the wilderness all naked and what not. Spoiler alert - Nick dies again.

I can't tell you how many times people have asked me where my accent is from. I've gotten the south, I've gotten "urban" (we all know what that means), and I've even gotten Australian. If you're outside of the NYC area, the way we speak sounds foreign. But for people in and around the city, this is just how we talk. Today, we discuss the slang we use and how it has evolved since we were in high school. Join us Somewhere Underground and let us know how the slang differs where you grew up!

Bobby's in Italy and honestly, we're livid. How dare he live it up in the Venetian sun while we wither away in New York? The audacity of this man to enjoy his life. Absolutely unbelievable. This week, Nick, Tiff and Sabrina discuss some things that bother them. Sometimes, you just have to get some things off your chest.

Ahh high school drama. Things that seemed like the end of the world back then are just normal days for us now. Nobody sat with you at lunch? You were a loser, an outcast. Now? Please stay away with your microwaved fish. I'm trying to take a break here! We look back on all of the things that we thought ended us socially back then, and compare them to how we would react now. Unsurprisingly, we really don't care anymore.

We're all afraid of something. Whether it be heights, spiders, or that monster you just know is living under your bed and waiting for you to stick your foot out from under the covers, we've all got them. But when does a fear become irrational and debilitating? This week, we talk about some of our fears, as well as some of the strangest phobias we could find. From Being afraid of the unknown to being terrified of dill pickles, we've covered it all. Join us Somewhere Underground and talk about the scaries with us!

There are some universal questions in this life. Like, where do my socks go? And, what the actual fuck? We ask our good friend Ja-Rule (disclaimer: we've never met the man and he doesn't know we exist) how he feels about these and more!

Ahhh summer. Just the mention of the word fills my head with memories of fun filled days atbthe pool, neighborhood cookouts, and hanging out with your friends all day, every day. There's something magical about that first summer night, where the air just smells like childhood. When did we lose that magic? Nowadays, summer is about sweltering heat, insufferable sunburn and begging your boss for a few days off for vacation. This week, we discuss some of our favorite childhood summer memories and try to pin down exactly when we lost that feeling.

Has some small, seemingly inconsequential part of everyday life ever really pissed you off? You try to vent to your friends but they don't want to hear it. you write out a post on Reddit and they call you crazy. But you're not crazy, that shit is annoying! This week, we really needed to vent. so we thought we'd share our bitching with our lovely viewer....yup that's you guys! Let us know what really grinds your gears below. ___________________ Follow Us! Instagram: bit.ly/3ES0ctX Spotify: spoti.fi/3CV3oD1 Tik Tok: bit.ly/3mCFirI Google Podcasts: bit.ly/3kJGIj5 Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3vdfbKE ___________________ Do you have a scenario you would like to hear us talk about? Email us! We would love to hear from you! nick@somewhereunderground.com

After surviving Vampire Island (go back and watch that video if you're unfamiliar), our homeless undergrounders spot a ship in the distance! They're saved! But if you know anything about our intrepid ensemble, it can never be that easy. They find themselves on the Titanic, stuck in an endless time-loop from 1912. Can our heroes break the curse of the pendant and let the ship and it's passengers move on? Find out in this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!

Have you ever wondered what the most notorious serial killers would wear to a special event held in their honor? If you have, that's kind of weird...but so have we! This week, each of us pick a single deranged lunatic to accompany us to this dinner party. What would they wear? How would they interact with each other? Would we make it out of the night alive? Join us and find!

Ahh childhood. So innocent, carefree, and full of the weirdest rules your parents could think of. This week, we discuss some of these rules and go into detail about what happened when we broke them. Yes, I was beaten with a wet sock. Yes, Sylvester caused blunt force trauma. And no, I can't get ready in the morning without having flashbacks some 15 years later. Enjoy!