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STAY F. HOMEKINS: STAY F. HOMEKINS: Dispatches from the Haddad/Tompkins household during our Great National Self-Isolation. Comedian Paul F. Tompkins & actress Janie Haddad Tompkins are married and just like everyone else, are stuck at home in Los Angeles. Join them from afar as they discuss their pandemical partnership. Hopefully, a limited series! #stayfhomekins #SFH #podcasts #humor #marriage #comedy

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    The Stay F. Homekins podcast, hosted by Janie Haddad Tompkins and Paul F. Tompkins, is a delightful and entertaining show that provides a much-needed escape during these challenging times. Each week, listeners are treated to an hour of witty banter, insightful discussions, and hilarious anecdotes between the hosts, who happen to be a married couple. With their charming chemistry and infectious laughter, Janie and Paul create a welcoming atmosphere that feels like sitting down with old friends.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the genuine rapport between Janie and Paul. Their love for each other is evident in every episode, making it incredibly heartwarming to listen to their interactions. They bounce off each other effortlessly and their comedic timing is impeccable. The conversations flow naturally from one topic to another, often covering a wide range of subjects. Whether they're discussing pop culture, current events, or personal experiences, Janie and Paul's insights are always engaging and entertaining.

    Another standout aspect of Stay F. Homekins is the relatability of the content. As they navigate through life during the pandemic, Janie and Paul openly share their joys and struggles with listeners. This transparency creates a sense of connection and solidarity that many can relate to in these uncertain times. They provide comfort through humor while also addressing serious topics with empathy and understanding.

    While there are countless positive aspects to this podcast, one potential downside could be the occasional tangents or lengthy discussions on certain topics. While these diversions can be entertaining in their own right, some listeners may prefer more focused conversations on specific subjects. However, it's important to note that the meandering nature of the discussions adds to the charm and spontaneity of Stay F. Homekins.

    In conclusion, The Stay F. Homekins podcast is a true gem in the world of podcasts. Janie Haddad Tompkins and Paul F. Tompkins have created a show that brings joy and laughter to listeners while also providing a sense of comfort and connection. Their witty banter, insightful discussions, and genuine love for each other make this podcast a must-listen for anyone seeking lighthearted entertainment during these trying times. Whether you're a longtime fan or just discovering the show, Stay F. Homekins is sure to brighten your day and leave you eagerly awaiting the next episode.



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    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2025 74:23


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    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2025 82:04


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    *Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S10. ep. 10)

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    *Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S10. ep. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2024 0:43


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    The Dumb Triad. s5. episode 12.

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    *Bonus episode* SOUTHERN CHARM recap (S10. ep. 1)

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    Well THAT Just Happened. s5. episode 11.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2024 85:55


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    Intourney. s5. episode 10.

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    Watch-along: Salem's Lot (2024) *bonus content*

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    Watch-along: The Exorcist (1973) *bonus content*

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 1:53


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    Unknown Solids. s5. episode 9.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 86:04


    Hello all listeners to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! Get ready for Comedy Impaction! Our September episode HAS LANDED. Thank you for your patience. Mr. Paul F Tompkins returns from Comedy Bang Banging ACROSS THE POND! He's jet-lagged, but he's After-Dinnering! The duo DARE to have Weekend Water on a Monday to make up for lost time because we have MISSED YOU ALL. We are sorry the episode has been pushed by a few days. It pains us. In this episode, a dramatic re-enactment of a coffeemaker mishap happens. (If anyone knows Ivy at Moccamaster coffeemakers, please reach out!)Also, watch this space for a LOT of October content. Subscribe below to be part of it. We wish you all a good and healthy month and we can't wait to hear your comments BELOOOOOOWWWWWW!Love, Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

    Watch-along: Escape From New York (1981) *bonus content*

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    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello there happy listeners of our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, hosted by us (Janie & Paul!!) We are grateful that you keep our podcast in your ears and your hearts. Because of our gratitude, we have recorded a movie watch-along track this month along to the film ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK from 1981. We were fortunate to locate this fun John Carpenter action movie on the Kanopy streamer app which is affiliated with library card holders. Please enjoy the fun by watching the movie and syncing up our audio track on different speakers to watch with us IN YOUR ROOM like a PODCAST FAMILY. Janie wonders if the dystopian future is propaganda, PFT wonders if they couldn't have added more women to the cast and together the duo think they could've chopped off the president's hand to release the briefcase. Also, long live Cabbie! Join the fun! This is a bonus offering; subscribe below to access this post and ALL the posts. We have some entertaining ones in the vault and we are excited to roll out more. Stay hydrated and not incarcerated!Weekend Water makes bonus ‘tent, consider becoming a paid subscriber to get in on it. IF YOU LIKE INDIE ENTERTAINMENT. Love, Janie & PFT

    Meemaw Logic. s5. episode 8.

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    THIS LABOR DAY WEEKEND

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    SAN FRANCISCO! LOS ANGELES! LABOR DAY WEEKEND!San Francisco Fri 8/30 bit.ly/vtopessf24fridaySan Francisco Sat 8/31 bit.ly/vtopessf24saturdayLodge Room Sun 9/01 bit.ly/vtopes9124LiveStream Sun 9/01: bit.ly/vstream90124 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

    Watch-along: SHAMPOO (1975) *bonus content*

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 1:19


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    Caligula DURRRR. s5. episode 7.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 90:32


    This is our July STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, free to all who partake (and we thank you!)In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses are back home, recording just a smidge early around that extensive Comedy Bang! Bang! road tour schedj! Janie ends up reacting to that Ren Faire docuseries, and PFT weighs in on boomer Bacchanal branding. Together, the two announce an upcoming STAY F. HOMEKINS movie watch-along bonus episode (coming out this month), a podcast appearance together coming out this week on A COUPLE and MORE while PFT's busy tour schedule (both Comedy Bang! Bang! and VARIETOPIA!) continues.LIVE-STREAM tickets for this Sunday's VARIETOPIA with Paul F. Tompkins at 7pm in Los Angeles IN JUST TWO DAYS are available here. The livestream has been reportedly AMAZING quality (probably contingent on various WiFi's), and of course, the show gets archived for a week afterward for revisiting!LISTEN TO OUR NEWEST PODCAST CONVERSATION AND WEIGH IN; comment section below is OPEN FOR CHAT (if, that is, you subscribe to the Weekend Water substack!) If you don't subscribe, your comment goes to an online comment farm upstate to run around, so sign up to save the comments!!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

    Watch-along: INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) *bonus content*

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2024 1:49


    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comGet snatched with Janie & Paul (that's us!) in the INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) watchalong bonus content under the umbrella of our official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings! In all the recent Donald Sutherland tributes, it was evident that neither one of us had ever seen this class…

    Road Warrior. s5. episode 6.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 67:43


    This is our June STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, free to all who listen! In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses record from different coasts, as they try to make a living in the arts! Janie describes adding industry panels to her professional development rotash and PFT tries to balance the tricky performance/fan interaction amidst a busy tour schedule (both Comedy Bang! Bang! and VARIETOPIA!) Together, the two miss one another while navigating their less of a “work from home” reality and discuss the virtues of looking back on early adulthood from middle age. Should it be encouraged or dismissed???? LISTEN AND WEIGH IN - comment section below is OPEN FOR BIZZ!We couldn't take a table picture for this episode (Ugh, I know! IT IS KILLING ME!!) But we will back in the saddle for our next pod-venture! A watch along? A bonus ep?? Tune in to find out! And by tune in, I mean, subscribe to the Weekend Water substack page to STAY INFORMED (if you haven't already, and if this landed in your inbox, then you already subscribe and WE APPRECIATE YOU!!)Stay up to date on all things STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast…and more! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

    *Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. Reunion pt. 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2024 1:31


    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comIt is the FINAL episode of season 11 of Vanderpyoomp with Janie & Paul going into their REACTIONS and FEELINGS on this season of reality TV. It has been a RIDE y'all.And I don't know what THIS means. But we went to the mall right after we recorded this very bonus podcast episode of STAY F.…

    *Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. Reunion pt. 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 66:35


    Hiya' folks!We are about to land this plane! The second VANDERPUMP RULES REUNION SHOW has aired, and just like always, Janie & PFT got your back this season and REACT to the episode. Schwarz tells us about his new girlfriend LOUDLY right next to Joseph, Lala gets mad at the universe and Andy really focuses on the pets! We get into it all. Full discloj. We have had a few Wednesday weekend waters EARLY and we go off topic a LOT into some crazy zones and we are apologetic now about being insane people…Subscribe, listen and find out and get up in the comment section below, por favor!Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

    POPCORN?! s5. episode 5.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2024 85:34


    It is our beloved May STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode FRESHLY RECORDED. Paul comes back from tour, Janie sits behind and next to all walks of life and TOGETHER, the duo discuss…cryogenics and public urination???Thank you for listening to our monthly podcast drops! We love recording them and ALSO hearing from y'all in the comments below. If you like our crazy couple chats, please consider getting a hot little subscription to our bonus ‘tent. And, love, us!JHT & PFT!Weekend Water with Paul F. Tompkins & Janie Haddad Tompkins is a content-supported publication. To receive new posts and listen to our bonus pods, join as a subscriber. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

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    Comedy on Other Planets. s5. episode 4.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 93:20


    This month we had to face it got a teensy bit tougher to STAY ON TRACK-KINS. We're attempting a lot of hustle. We appreciate you all and this podcast existing and bringing us back down to earth. But, really, IS THERE COMEDY ON OTHER PLANETS???PFT shares about our jam packed weekend, Janie indulges in some role play with Paul and together the two get into some after dinner conversation while BOTH wearing THIS brand new STAY F. HOMEKINS t-shirt!Weekend Water with Paul F. Tompkins & Janie Haddad Tompkins brings you all the updates! Bonus ‘tent or free offerings, if that's your speed :) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

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    *Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. episode 8)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 0:49


    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comOk PumpKins. We've REACTED to the eighth episode of this eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES! They tried to sneak the premiere of THE VALLEY into the episode!! It was sneaky!!! The gang throws all their therapy speak around and it's charming! Sandoval still can't comprehend why he's no longer trusted, beloved or instantl…

    Watch-along: GREASE *bonus content*

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2024 1:08


    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello stalwart STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus content consumers!We've enjoyed recording another watchalong to an iconic movie for you. GREASE from 1978 is the current choice and OUR CHILLS ARE MULTIPLYING!Simply sync up the podcast with your viewing of GREASE (we talk you through the syncing and pressing “play” moment). Enjoy the film…

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    ReesaTeaser. s5. episode 3.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2024 99:56


    Hi stalwart listeners of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! We love you! The new March episode is out! Does Paul want to go off the grid? Does Janie want to go on a podcast with ReesaTeesa? Do the two want to have retail jobs in Lower Manhattan? Find out AND MORE! In this month's podcast episode for your EARS AND BRAIN!J&P**available for purchase at Kin Ship Goods This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

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    *Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. episode 6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 0:54


    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWell, folks! Janie & Paul recorded a new reaction bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode to episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules titled “Saw it on the Graham.”While researching this most recent episode, I have learned through online comments that SEVERAL …

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    *Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. episode 5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2024 1:03


    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comIt is the FIFTH reaction bonus podcast episode from STAY F. HOMEKINS to the eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES! It is all very REAL for REALITY TV. Katie and Ariana are in permit hell with their business and the rest of the gang, who still are willing to interact with Sandoval, go to Lak…

    *Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S11. episode 4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2024 0:58


    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWell, hellloooo to you who are joining us for this bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode where Janie & Paul react to episode 4 of the eleventh season of Vanderpump Rules! Join the portal to all of our extra stuff!In this episode, we ALL grapple with repair. Repairing co-worker relationships that were on…

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    Hot Wudder. s5. episode 2.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2024 89:32


    It's here! The new STAY F. HOMEKINS that is lovingly ad-supported for ALL to hear! This crazy weather month, we are merely surviving with just cold water while Paul plans a LIVE DOMESTIC TOUR of VARIETOPIA! Janie toys with a one woman show concept of Comedy Bang! Bang! characters and, together, the duo discuss pop culture phenoms that have run their course. NO PARKING ON THE DOWNLOAD FLOOR, GET YOUR HOMEKINS ON!xo, Janie & PFT(For anyone new to our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, WELCOME. We have official HIGH quality merchandise at the famous Kin Ship Goods)Upgrade to access more of our insanity! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

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    Paul & Janie discuss Vanderpump Rules, S11 episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 1:17


    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comThe PumpNDump continues! In this second BONUS episode, Janie & PFT are deciding HOW they feel about this eleventh season now that the conceit of this show is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than where it all started. Should we be glorifying spots in the Valley this much? Should everyone live in farmhouse chic abodes? Should Lisa get more camera time? And is Ally capa…

    Janie & PFT's podcast recaps of VANDERPUMP RULES (+ surprise guest!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 0:54


    This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello!VANDERPUMP RULES season 11 started last night! And, AS WARNED, Janie and Paul are recapping the new season as the episodes come out every week! If you are subscribed to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, first of all, THANK YOU! We are so honored you are friends of the show, all you have to do is go to weekend water.substack.com to subscribe to get the bonus content, INCLUDING OUR RECAPS!And you will be able to comment on each episode below the posts! Thank you. We are happy to be going on this journey with you.

    So Many Easter Eggs. s5. episode 1.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2024 81:44


    Hello, Patient Listeners!It's the January STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, a day late AS WE SAID! How ya like them apples? Welcome to our FIFTH season of a married couple podcasting whatever all this is!In this episode, we deep dive so so so many things: comedy basics, Weeki-holes, the women of THE VIEW. IT IS ALL HAPPENING! Please enjoy our episode, we really enjoyed recording it! Thank you for sticking around with us and letting us have fun with you! Get a Weekend Water glass from our talented merchandise partners Kin Ship Goods co-owned by who's substack can be, nay, MUST BE, subscribed to below. And pick up the new book THE RESURRECTIONISTS by Stephanie M. Braun, fan of the pod, and use code HOMEKINS20 at checkout for 20% off JUST FOR LISTENERS!We may have accidentally announced our new recap project podcast AS IT CAME TO US ON THIS EPISODE. Listen and FIND OUT!Comment on the episode below and subscribe and share! THANK YOUSE/Y'ALL, Janie & Paul This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

    Watch-along:MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET *bonus (free for the holidays) content*

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2023 103:51


    The 1947 holiday movie MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET is our newest watchalong! Oops, we dropped some F bombs at the top, so, here is an explicit language warning. Oops. Be warned if watching along with sensitive listeners. We are BACK, baby! The double Hollywood strikes of 2023 are officially over! It is time to share a watchalong of a formerly forbidden property with our faithful and dear beloved listeners. And, folks this one DOES NOT DISAPPOINT! This movie holds UP. No notes!If you are new to the Weekend Water substack and, thus, the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast (the seed of it ALL), first of all WELCOME and second of all, I will give you a little instruction. Basically, the stalwart couple, Janie & Paul (that's us!), record themselves watching a movie. Then, they share the audio commentary with YOU for FREE to watch the movie ALONG with them (see above, it is RIGHT up there!) That's right! We invade your movie night and you invite us into your living room. Just get the movie started and immediately PAUSE it before it starts to play, then begin our audio commentary on a different set of speakers. We guide you on how to sync up with us exactly, we will all hit “PLAY” at the exact same time! LIKE A FAMILY. Then. Enjoy the film! And share it with anyone who might like it too!Most of our watchalongs are for our premium subscribers, but this one is a gift from us for the holidays! I'm resending it, because it didn't send to everyone the first time. Oops. Thank you for being such a great community here. We feel very grateful to be a part of it! Hope you like it and comment below. Be well and….BELIEVE, baby!!

    Incandescent Rage. S4. episode 12.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2023 95:08


    Well, hello, everybody! It's the December podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS with your favorite co-hosts and married duo Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins! We've got Christmas trees and gift giving and Mother God and just the USUAL, meandering UNPLANNED after-dinner conversation. We close out our year with you a bit tired but happy to have survived everything 2023 threw toward us. The world is hostile, but WE are NOT. Only love and a few gripes and a bit of chat down winding roads and loopy brain space here! Get your love on and listen to the ramble. Subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack to comment on the episode in the comment section belowwwwww (in case you are seeing this elsewhere)!!! AND BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER DAMMIT!xo, Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

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