Stay F. Homekins: with Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comSync up our podcast audio and watch CONCLAVE along with Janie & Paul! That's RIGHT! When a Conclave happens, it is right and just to record a STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast watch-along to the excellent 2024 movie CONCLAVE! Upgrade for our watch-along content & more!It's a pope-pickin' hootenanny! We got a ne…

Hello and welcome!To anyone new here, our flagship content is our cherished and precious STAY F. HOMEKINS conversation podcast. For all listeners, once a month, an unfettered little after dinner chat that is a direct line to our brains in real time, with topics aplenty is ready for your pleasure! (a little delayed this month, because of travel conflicts, we apologize)In this episode, we debunk the whole internet and past lives, surprising gastronomic trends and some frustrations with the current state of things without FULLY GOING THERE FOR SELF PRESERVATION. Paul believes this is our very first cuckoo-less episode in cuckoo's presence, a strange fluke of timing as cuckoo came out to play whenever we were not recording, maybe we are in some glitch in time and space. Because. Why wouldn't we be. I hope it never happens again, and we still love you cuckoo!Thank you for subscribing and listening and, if you like this, you may just love our movie watch-along track coming out this week! Up the ante for our movie watch-alongs plus other bonus ‘tent! Stay safe, stay sane and stay strong,Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

April showers are the new STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast drop! The FREE feed, with no paywall, reliably HERE for you!! In THIS episode (which got recorded a little earlier in the week, since the Homekins' had unfortunate Friday recording conflicts) we discuss a scary hard sell, death (always a topical and prescient subject) and FAVE Catholic hymns! Janie has a lingering post-viral cough sucking her very LIFE FORCE and PFT shares a BANANAS experience in Oz!Talk to the HAND and talk to the COMMENT SECTION BELOW. (It will all soon make sense, and we relish the comments on the posts). Dig deep and find your sanity. The country is in the TERLET lately and it is ROUGH on many levels. Trying to embrace and cultivate community as a fortification technique to foster peace and power. Thank you for listening and supporting this pod/'stack. We are deeply appreciative. Bonus content is unlocked with a subscription upgrade. It is there for you, if you need it. Stay safe, stay sane and STAY STRONG. Janie & Paul This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello, everyone!We have had a wonderful and ever-so-lively time recapping and reacting to this tenth season of Bravo's SOUTHERN CHARM on our bonus run of STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast premium offerings! Trigger warning: brief political argument.However, we definitely get back on track …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHey Damp Trashys!First of all, we MUST apologize for a sound glitch in this one. Paul's audio is peaking. Ugh! We engineer this sucker down to the STUDS, so unsure how this happened!!!! (And by “we” I mean Janie, obvs, who does NOT have a degree in sound mixing.)Feel free to get up in the comments below for this episode…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello there, Damp Trash friends!Yes, YOU, the listeners of our SOUTHERN CHARM recap bonus episodes! We are happy to have you here, albeit a few days late!Janie here, sorry I held up the pod. I just got back to Los Angeles late last night from West Virginia. I was at a family event…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWell, here we are! Ready to share our LATEST conversation about the newest Damp Trash (or maybe you call it SOUTHERN CHARM? How quaint!)In this episode, we deal with some heavy topics the show covers in the most irresponsible manners, or maybe responsibly? Who are we to say, but we look forward to what you think in the comments below! There is a muscular attempt at a theme of breast implants in this episode, some lazy friendships and a possibly exposed attempt to pigeon-hole J.T. which feels VERY SUSS to us. What do YOU, dear listeners think? Thanks for hanging out with us in the bonus land of our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings!

Ahoy, mateys!Janie & Paul went on The JoCo Cruise!In this episode, Janie coughs a lot (sorry in advance), Paul does impressions of Joe Mantegna AND an annoying American tourist, and TOGETHER, the duo wax poetically about a very surreal and life-affirming experience they recently had on a nerd cruise! (While one of them is on steroids!)And more GREAT NEWS, big Farewell Frost sale this weekend at Kin Ship Goods (our podcast's partner for merch) on four of our famous STAY F. HOMEKINS TEES. All 50% off! Do not sleep on the deals. Half off the “I'd rather be duck billed than red-pilled” tee, the classic squirrel and rat tee, the iconic ifykyk “It's Cuckoo” tee and OF COURSE, the tee with the namesake of our best-selling WEEKEND WATER substack (modeled above in the photo!) Y'AAAALLLL snatch ya those discounted tees so we can make way for a groovy 2025 edition of a STAY F. HOMEKINS tee! The tee hasn't organically COME to us yet but the episodes will REVEAL the next tee, and if anything JUMPS at ya for a new tee design, you know what to do, get up in ‘dem comments BELOW!Thank you, AS ALWAYS, for subscribing and listening. We appreciate you, this space, this community and this portal for our varied and weird niche content in this weird little non-algorithmic corner of the internet. So if you know someone who likes freewheeling conversation podcasts between a sometimes chill yet humor forward couple, please spread the word! Stay safe, stay sane and STAY STRONG!Janie & (PFT)Bonus content is basically our podcast but talking about TV show episodes we recap or commenting along to movies you can watch-along with us. Thanks for listening to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! This post on WEEKEND WATER is public so feel free to share it. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWe finally watched the latest episode of Bravo's SOUTHERN CHARM and gabbed about it in stark shark-toothed detail for you, a few days late due to traveling! Thank you for subscribing and listening to the bonus episodes! We are achieving sanity by putting these out, so …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comCome have a good craic with Janie & Paul with this next bonus watch-along STAY F. HOMEKINS episode, dropping a little early for St. Paddy's Day! We are out of pocket for recording this week's damp trash Southern Charm bonus pod, so hopefully this will provide a little fun, TO BE SURE! We will continue to furnish all the bonus goodies for those of you who subscribe to the full range of offerings! But please know our Southern Charm recap will be a few days late! Then we will be right back to the regular scheduling.Things are really challenging right now, and providing these diversions have been helpful to us. We hope you feel the same way. In this watch-along, we decided to keep with the St. Paddy's theme and FINALLY watch the 2024 Netflix film starring Lindsay Lohan, known as IRISH WISH! By St. Brigid, there are some SURPRISING elements! One of which is that Jane Seymour never appears in a scene opposite any of the main cast. So, stream IRISH WISH with us, just sync up the audio with your viewing experience, we talk you right through it. And pray to the saints we can offer ye some good entertainment!G'wan!

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello Bonus Stay F. Homers!It is the second installment of the “friend group's” trip to the Bahamas to see Shep be humiliated by a casual hook-up! In this episode, Janie & Paul react to episode 11 of this season's SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo, and the relationship between Sheep and a much younger woman con…

Hello,It's us from STAY F. HOMEKINS, your married podcast couple with often funny, always free flowing conversation. Thank you for subscribing and Happy Day After Valentines with our second SFH episode of 2025!In this episode, Paul & Janie discuss a couple recent Hollywood engagements, Janie thinks of the Delorean and PFT remembers to share his upcoming VARIETOPIA WITH PAUL F. TOMPKINS tour cities this Spring (click the “live PFT dates” tab at the top of our Weekend Water substack page for all the info.) And, together, they figure out standardizing graffiti. Enjoy and thanks for listening. We remain grateful, now more than ever, for this podcast and content sharing space and have cleaned the lint filter of the comment section below just for you. Hop in and tumble around in the conversation Chocolate hearts,Janie & PFTUpgrade if you decide listening to our bonus stuff will lift your spirits. It's fun. We swear. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comOn this Valentines Day, we watched and recapped Bravo's SOUTHERN CHARM for you. Have no fear, we will drop our February STAY F. HOMEKINS tomorrow, so keep an eye out for it. Head to WeekendWater.substack.com to get full access to all the pods and BEYOND, chickadees!! xo, Janie & Paul

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHi friends of the ‘stack and beyond!We did it, we watched SOUTHERN CHARM episode 9 from season 10 and created the Damp Trash edition of bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS listening FUN!In THIS episode, Whitney DEFINITELY exhibits the beginnings of a black out, Shep causes PFT to quote scripture, Janie relives memories of Noroviruses past wh…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHi friends!They've got trouble, about a mile up the coast, according to this ever-evolving theme song for Bravo's SOUTHERN CHARM.It is time for the STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus episode. Look, we get kinda REAL about where we are with our emotional PITFALLS on this one and whatnot and that leads us STRAIGHT into the DEPTHS of some PRECIOUS ESCAPISM! This week was a great episode, and if you want to join us, please do!Find out what leads us to watch every video of Falco's ROCK ME AMADEUS on YouTube…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comThe STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast has once again recorded a bonus episode in our Bravo's Southern Charm recap/reaction series! Well, we needed this tonight, y'all! Janie & Paul recorded conversation and feelings about the latest reality show episode of this season of “damp trash,”where they conclude the entire series is Whitney's La Côte Basque 2025!*Fund drive for L.A. fire recovery*

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHiiiii!! We are still safe!As promised, we recorded the newest SOUTHERN CHARM reality show recap/reaction bonus episode under the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast umbrella of content from our Los Angeles home as we await the fate of Mother Nature with these winds and fires that are currently destroying large swaths of our beloved city. It is STRESSFUL and we remain fortunate, so far, to still be in our residence. This was a welcome distraction! Thank you for subscribing and listening to our nonsense that gets us through these fraught moments.

Hello, it is the January 2025 episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS. It is our sixth season's inaugural episode. We are coming at you from Los Angeles and this has been a surreal and devastating week for our city and the people because of the Santa Ana windstorms and the massive wildfires causing so much destruction and loss. So much grief and so much disregulation and shock are plaguing the wonderful people of our beloved city. We decided to record as a respite from the heaviness of the week, we are not as silly as we normally are, but we are happy to be in communion with you. Thank you for listening and being such nice and thoughtful members of our Weekend Water community! Stay safe and, as you know, the conversation is below in the comments! Chime in and be well. Also, we will post our Southern Charm/Damp Trash recap tomorrow (one day late). We need the distraction, so please tune in to our bonus content by subscribing to this substack and forgive our lateness! We are looking forward to that episode!May resilience, compassion and support find us all,Janie & Paul Los Angeles, January 2025 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comIt is the SECOND bonus episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus run of reacting to the tenth season (aka the Thyroid season!) of the reality show Southern Charm! We are NOW behind the paywall with all you STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast SUPERFANS! And it is time to get down to some damp trash BIZNESS with PFT & JHT. Look, we thought doing these bonus podcast episodes could make consuming this show more enjoyable for us as we try to tune out some of the INTENSITY of living in America as the old gal crumbles. And, it surely does. It will be even better if we invite you to ALSO comment below on how you are feeling about it all and you accept our invitation to get chatty.

Greetings to the STAY F. HOMEKINS Podcast Business Community!It's us. Your co-hosts Janie and Paul, just a humble Tompkins and Haddad who met, fell in love, dated and got themselves hitched who record from their Los Angeles home and THUS combine into your stalwart ear-friends: the HOMEKINS!!!First of all. Happiest of Holidays to you and yours. Second of all, we just renewed ourselves for a season 6 in 2025! Isn't that cute and funny, and aren't we just festive and impish? Thanks to YOU, our cherished and appreciated subscribers, we are chugging along here with our little two-person-content-factory. And we would love to take a moment to THANK you for subscribing to STAY F. HOMEKINS, wherever you get your podcasts. Also, thank you to subscribers of the mother ship of it ALL our Weekend Water substack where you get to stay abreast with direct inbox updates and also interact and comment. That's right, if you subscribe to the mother ship of the HOMEKINS here, you get it ALL, including bonus content, and commenting privileges on the whole nine BABY!Then, third of all, PLEASE, enjoy our final episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS pod of 2024, where Paul shares stories from his epic year on the road, Janie gets through some feels and together they decide how they want to connect with their alien overlords who are for sure here already, beep bop boop and a nanoo nanoo, kiss my shoe!And don't forget to upgrade your subscription here today if you plan to listen to our SOUTHERN CHARM reality show podcast recaps with our unfettered and unfiltered reactions to the Bravo show's tenth season. We already released one FREE episode of that bonus content before we scuttle the rest of them behind the safety of our lil' paywall. It will be entertaining (of a sort) to hear us devolve into critical self-reflection through the lens of reality TV. I guarantee it!Seasonal Squeezes,Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Well, we toldja! It's Janie & PFT, here. Your stalwart co-hosts of the STAY F. HOMEKINS pod-verse. We are offering a surprise little spate of BONUS episodes where we metabolize the eleventh season (this one goes to 11!) of the Bravo show SOUTHERN CHARM (appears on Bravo on Thursday nights then re-aired on Peacock on Friday nights!)We are a little late to the FIRST episode since we decided to offer this bonus run as a lifeline to trying to CONSUME LESS DOOM so here is our FREE first episode to entice you and as a little olive branch for a late premiere drop!Sample it, and if you want to go on this run with us to have a little light fare from thinking about all of the EVER PRESENT PAIN and SUFFERING, please subscribe!Get into DAMP TRASH with us. Joke's on us, because we are what we watch. Enjoy and get up into our comments!! Thanks for hangin' with us!Huggles & snuggles,Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

Hello, listener. This is the newest episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, free to all subscribers. Thank you for being with us and being a part of our Weekend Water community. We appreciate you. In this episode, Paul whispers he is tired, Janie spoils THE SUBSTANCE (from about minute 50 for a little over 20 minutes), and, together, the couple try to make sense of this strange moment in America's journey. Should we all double down on comfort seeking? This is part of our discussion on coping strategies and mental health bolstering. No matter what, we are super unhinged in this one, because we're in unchartered emotional territory. Stay sane, y'all. That is our strategy (after getting a little crazy on the pod, of course.)Be kind,Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comThank you for watching Halloween style movies with us, The Homekins, in October the Year of Our Lord 2024! We're having such a hoot watching and reacting to the scary horror boo scream movies with all a y'all!It's the HOMEKINS October watch-along-a-palooza! Treat yourself to a PAID sub to unlock this and ALL vintage …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comSci-Fi scary awaits…This October watch-along was quite the fun one! You can imagine how scary an all-male cast is IN ADDITION to slimy looking creatures!

It's the October FREE episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! Thank you for listening and hope you are enjoying our humble content offerings, in a world of a lot of pods and stacks! In this episode, the talk turns to democracy and self esteem. And, no, the two aren't related, OR ARE THEY? Paul gets passionate about our platypus, Janie gets enraged about traitors (not the show) and together, the duo work out their anxiety in their most meandering dinner conversation YET! Sound off in the comment section below. It's been a challenging time to dial into the mental health channels, but I know we all can do it with focus and care. GO VOTE!! FOR KAMALA!!! Hugs,Janie & (PFT!)This month we are releasing a new scary movie watch-along every Thursday for paid subscribers! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comIt's giving upgrade…Folks, is it a Thursday in October at the Weekend Water substack? IT IS? Then, you know what that means! Where're our Watch-Along-Freaks at???Janie & Paul drop their second scary movie watch-along in ya' FEEDS. This time we turned to the very new Max Original SALEM'S LOT which is a fresh reimagining of the St…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comFind yourself the “theatrical version” of William Friedkin's 1973 THE EXORCIST that is kicking off the October spooky watch-along extravaganza from the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast umbrella of ENTERTAINMENT! Do not be fooled (like Janie & Paul were) by the wrong version that was cut for commercial breaks. Oh, …

Hello all listeners to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! Get ready for Comedy Impaction! Our September episode HAS LANDED. Thank you for your patience. Mr. Paul F Tompkins returns from Comedy Bang Banging ACROSS THE POND! He's jet-lagged, but he's After-Dinnering! The duo DARE to have Weekend Water on a Monday to make up for lost time because we have MISSED YOU ALL. We are sorry the episode has been pushed by a few days. It pains us. In this episode, a dramatic re-enactment of a coffeemaker mishap happens. (If anyone knows Ivy at Moccamaster coffeemakers, please reach out!)Also, watch this space for a LOT of October content. Subscribe below to be part of it. We wish you all a good and healthy month and we can't wait to hear your comments BELOOOOOOWWWWWW!Love, Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello there happy listeners of our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, hosted by us (Janie & Paul!!) We are grateful that you keep our podcast in your ears and your hearts. Because of our gratitude, we have recorded a movie watch-along track this month along to the film ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK from 1981. We were fortunate to locate this fun John Carpenter action movie on the Kanopy streamer app which is affiliated with library card holders. Please enjoy the fun by watching the movie and syncing up our audio track on different speakers to watch with us IN YOUR ROOM like a PODCAST FAMILY. Janie wonders if the dystopian future is propaganda, PFT wonders if they couldn't have added more women to the cast and together the duo think they could've chopped off the president's hand to release the briefcase. Also, long live Cabbie! Join the fun! This is a bonus offering; subscribe below to access this post and ALL the posts. We have some entertaining ones in the vault and we are excited to roll out more. Stay hydrated and not incarcerated!Weekend Water makes bonus ‘tent, consider becoming a paid subscriber to get in on it. IF YOU LIKE INDIE ENTERTAINMENT. Love, Janie & PFT

This free, August podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS is brought to you by Kin Ship Goods (listen for a special discount offer in the middle!)To be a patron of our pod, think about upgrading your subscription with us at our Weekend Water substack!In this episode, Janie wonders about getting canceled, Paul wonders about Meemaw's logic and together the two discuss the wild ride that has been American politics in an episode that was recorded the day Biden announced he was withdrawing from the November election! Who knows what plot twists will probably happen by the time this hits your ears, but it is pre-recorded because of the Comedy Bang! Bang! tour schedule. If this is tone deaf because the asteroid hit earth and you survived, please accept our apology (and congratulations?)Don't forget to shop the special discount that is REVEALED in this month's episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast from Kin Ship Goods. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

SAN FRANCISCO! LOS ANGELES! LABOR DAY WEEKEND!San Francisco Fri 8/30 bit.ly/vtopessf24fridaySan Francisco Sat 8/31 bit.ly/vtopessf24saturdayLodge Room Sun 9/01 bit.ly/vtopes9124LiveStream Sun 9/01: bit.ly/vstream90124 This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWASH YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES, Movie Watch-Along Heads, with Janie & Paul (that's us!) with SHAMPOO (1975) watch-along bonus content under the umbrella of our official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings! RIP Robert Towne. (And RIP to a previous era's concerning dearth of helmet laws.) In all the…

This is our July STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, free to all who partake (and we thank you!)In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses are back home, recording just a smidge early around that extensive Comedy Bang! Bang! road tour schedj! Janie ends up reacting to that Ren Faire docuseries, and PFT weighs in on boomer Bacchanal branding. Together, the two announce an upcoming STAY F. HOMEKINS movie watch-along bonus episode (coming out this month), a podcast appearance together coming out this week on A COUPLE and MORE while PFT's busy tour schedule (both Comedy Bang! Bang! and VARIETOPIA!) continues.LIVE-STREAM tickets for this Sunday's VARIETOPIA with Paul F. Tompkins at 7pm in Los Angeles IN JUST TWO DAYS are available here. The livestream has been reportedly AMAZING quality (probably contingent on various WiFi's), and of course, the show gets archived for a week afterward for revisiting!LISTEN TO OUR NEWEST PODCAST CONVERSATION AND WEIGH IN; comment section below is OPEN FOR CHAT (if, that is, you subscribe to the Weekend Water substack!) If you don't subscribe, your comment goes to an online comment farm upstate to run around, so sign up to save the comments!!! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comGet snatched with Janie & Paul (that's us!) in the INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) watchalong bonus content under the umbrella of our official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings! In all the recent Donald Sutherland tributes, it was evident that neither one of us had ever seen this class…

This is our June STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, free to all who listen! In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses record from different coasts, as they try to make a living in the arts! Janie describes adding industry panels to her professional development rotash and PFT tries to balance the tricky performance/fan interaction amidst a busy tour schedule (both Comedy Bang! Bang! and VARIETOPIA!) Together, the two miss one another while navigating their less of a “work from home” reality and discuss the virtues of looking back on early adulthood from middle age. Should it be encouraged or dismissed???? LISTEN AND WEIGH IN - comment section below is OPEN FOR BIZZ!We couldn't take a table picture for this episode (Ugh, I know! IT IS KILLING ME!!) But we will back in the saddle for our next pod-venture! A watch along? A bonus ep?? Tune in to find out! And by tune in, I mean, subscribe to the Weekend Water substack page to STAY INFORMED (if you haven't already, and if this landed in your inbox, then you already subscribe and WE APPRECIATE YOU!!)Stay up to date on all things STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast…and more! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comIt is the FINAL episode of season 11 of Vanderpyoomp with Janie & Paul going into their REACTIONS and FEELINGS on this season of reality TV. It has been a RIDE y'all.And I don't know what THIS means. But we went to the mall right after we recorded this very bonus podcast episode of STAY F.…

Hiya' folks!We are about to land this plane! The second VANDERPUMP RULES REUNION SHOW has aired, and just like always, Janie & PFT got your back this season and REACT to the episode. Schwarz tells us about his new girlfriend LOUDLY right next to Joseph, Lala gets mad at the universe and Andy really focuses on the pets! We get into it all. Full discloj. We have had a few Wednesday weekend waters EARLY and we go off topic a LOT into some crazy zones and we are apologetic now about being insane people…Subscribe, listen and find out and get up in the comment section below, por favor!Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

It is our beloved May STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode FRESHLY RECORDED. Paul comes back from tour, Janie sits behind and next to all walks of life and TOGETHER, the duo discuss…cryogenics and public urination???Thank you for listening to our monthly podcast drops! We love recording them and ALSO hearing from y'all in the comments below. If you like our crazy couple chats, please consider getting a hot little subscription to our bonus ‘tent. And, love, us!JHT & PFT!Weekend Water with Paul F. Tompkins & Janie Haddad Tompkins is a content-supported publication. To receive new posts and listen to our bonus pods, join as a subscriber. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This month we had to face it got a teensy bit tougher to STAY ON TRACK-KINS. We're attempting a lot of hustle. We appreciate you all and this podcast existing and bringing us back down to earth. But, really, IS THERE COMEDY ON OTHER PLANETS???PFT shares about our jam packed weekend, Janie indulges in some role play with Paul and together the two get into some after dinner conversation while BOTH wearing THIS brand new STAY F. HOMEKINS t-shirt!Weekend Water with Paul F. Tompkins & Janie Haddad Tompkins brings you all the updates! Bonus ‘tent or free offerings, if that's your speed :) This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comOk PumpKins. We've REACTED to the eighth episode of this eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES! They tried to sneak the premiere of THE VALLEY into the episode!! It was sneaky!!! The gang throws all their therapy speak around and it's charming! Sandoval still can't comprehend why he's no longer trusted, beloved or instantl…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello stalwart STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus content consumers!We've enjoyed recording another watchalong to an iconic movie for you. GREASE from 1978 is the current choice and OUR CHILLS ARE MULTIPLYING!Simply sync up the podcast with your viewing of GREASE (we talk you through the syncing and pressing “play” moment). Enjoy the film…

Hi stalwart listeners of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! We love you! The new March episode is out! Does Paul want to go off the grid? Does Janie want to go on a podcast with ReesaTeesa? Do the two want to have retail jobs in Lower Manhattan? Find out AND MORE! In this month's podcast episode for your EARS AND BRAIN!J&P**available for purchase at Kin Ship Goods This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWell, folks! Janie & Paul recorded a new reaction bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode to episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules titled “Saw it on the Graham.”While researching this most recent episode, I have learned through online comments that SEVERAL …

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comIt is the FIFTH reaction bonus podcast episode from STAY F. HOMEKINS to the eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES! It is all very REAL for REALITY TV. Katie and Ariana are in permit hell with their business and the rest of the gang, who still are willing to interact with Sandoval, go to Lak…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comWell, hellloooo to you who are joining us for this bonus STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode where Janie & Paul react to episode 4 of the eleventh season of Vanderpump Rules! Join the portal to all of our extra stuff!In this episode, we ALL grapple with repair. Repairing co-worker relationships that were on…

It's here! The new STAY F. HOMEKINS that is lovingly ad-supported for ALL to hear! This crazy weather month, we are merely surviving with just cold water while Paul plans a LIVE DOMESTIC TOUR of VARIETOPIA! Janie toys with a one woman show concept of Comedy Bang! Bang! characters and, together, the duo discuss pop culture phenoms that have run their course. NO PARKING ON THE DOWNLOAD FLOOR, GET YOUR HOMEKINS ON!xo, Janie & PFT(For anyone new to our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, WELCOME. We have official HIGH quality merchandise at the famous Kin Ship Goods)Upgrade to access more of our insanity! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comThe PumpNDump continues! In this second BONUS episode, Janie & PFT are deciding HOW they feel about this eleventh season now that the conceit of this show is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than where it all started. Should we be glorifying spots in the Valley this much? Should everyone live in farmhouse chic abodes? Should Lisa get more camera time? And is Ally capa…

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit weekendwater.substack.comHello!VANDERPUMP RULES season 11 started last night! And, AS WARNED, Janie and Paul are recapping the new season as the episodes come out every week! If you are subscribed to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, first of all, THANK YOU! We are so honored you are friends of the show, all you have to do is go to weekend water.substack.com to subscribe to get the bonus content, INCLUDING OUR RECAPS!And you will be able to comment on each episode below the posts! Thank you. We are happy to be going on this journey with you.

Hello, Patient Listeners!It's the January STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, a day late AS WE SAID! How ya like them apples? Welcome to our FIFTH season of a married couple podcasting whatever all this is!In this episode, we deep dive so so so many things: comedy basics, Weeki-holes, the women of THE VIEW. IT IS ALL HAPPENING! Please enjoy our episode, we really enjoyed recording it! Thank you for sticking around with us and letting us have fun with you! Get a Weekend Water glass from our talented merchandise partners Kin Ship Goods co-owned by who's substack can be, nay, MUST BE, subscribed to below. And pick up the new book THE RESURRECTIONISTS by Stephanie M. Braun, fan of the pod, and use code HOMEKINS20 at checkout for 20% off JUST FOR LISTENERS!We may have accidentally announced our new recap project podcast AS IT CAME TO US ON THIS EPISODE. Listen and FIND OUT!Comment on the episode below and subscribe and share! THANK YOUSE/Y'ALL, Janie & Paul This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe

The 1947 holiday movie MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET is our newest watchalong! Oops, we dropped some F bombs at the top, so, here is an explicit language warning. Oops. Be warned if watching along with sensitive listeners. We are BACK, baby! The double Hollywood strikes of 2023 are officially over! It is time to share a watchalong of a formerly forbidden property with our faithful and dear beloved listeners. And, folks this one DOES NOT DISAPPOINT! This movie holds UP. No notes!If you are new to the Weekend Water substack and, thus, the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast (the seed of it ALL), first of all WELCOME and second of all, I will give you a little instruction. Basically, the stalwart couple, Janie & Paul (that's us!), record themselves watching a movie. Then, they share the audio commentary with YOU for FREE to watch the movie ALONG with them (see above, it is RIGHT up there!) That's right! We invade your movie night and you invite us into your living room. Just get the movie started and immediately PAUSE it before it starts to play, then begin our audio commentary on a different set of speakers. We guide you on how to sync up with us exactly, we will all hit “PLAY” at the exact same time! LIKE A FAMILY. Then. Enjoy the film! And share it with anyone who might like it too!Most of our watchalongs are for our premium subscribers, but this one is a gift from us for the holidays! I'm resending it, because it didn't send to everyone the first time. Oops. Thank you for being such a great community here. We feel very grateful to be a part of it! Hope you like it and comment below. Be well and….BELIEVE, baby!!

Well, hello, everybody! It's the December podcast episode of STAY F. HOMEKINS with your favorite co-hosts and married duo Janie Haddad Tompkins & Paul F. Tompkins! We've got Christmas trees and gift giving and Mother God and just the USUAL, meandering UNPLANNED after-dinner conversation. We close out our year with you a bit tired but happy to have survived everything 2023 threw toward us. The world is hostile, but WE are NOT. Only love and a few gripes and a bit of chat down winding roads and loopy brain space here! Get your love on and listen to the ramble. Subscribe to our WEEKEND WATER substack to comment on the episode in the comment section belowwwwww (in case you are seeing this elsewhere)!!! AND BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER DAMMIT!xo, Janie & PFT This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit weekendwater.substack.com/subscribe