The Bert Show

Full Show: October 21, 2021  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

We've heard of gout before, but we had no idea that lizards could get it until today. Davi broke the news to us that her lizard has gout, and things aren't looking too good for him.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Six months ago, she started dating a wonderful man. But since this relationship, started she has noticed a change in her best friend.Is there a possibility her best friend is jealous of her?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

We Discuss: Meghan Markle Has Joined The Fight For Paid Parental Leave Policies   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Mommy wine culture has reached a fever pitch during this pandemic. Moms are drinking more and more, and it's starting to hurt their lives. Kristin had no idea how bad it was until her friend confided in her. So she did some research and found an article that has advice for moms going through this.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we'd pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there's your cheating proof.We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we're bringing it back!Her husband LIED to her about spouses being allowed to attend an office dinner. Now she's questioning why he would want her to join him at this dinner. Is he hiding something?We're going to find out!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

We Share Our Thoughts On The Netflix Walkout   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Last week Bert told us about his friend who was dating a guy that didn't like any of her friends. A therapist called in stating that this was a MAJOR red flag. Whelp today, Bert shares that we night have saved her life.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Our listener searched for her long-lost sister for years. Thanks to a DNA test, she was able to find her.They made plans to meet in person, but when the time came, her sister ghosted her! Why?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Want to know if your relationship will last forever? There's one factor that can answer this question, and it has everything to do with your actions towards your partner.But before we get into that, we need to talk about the Atlanta Braves.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Uh-oh! Davi, her husband, and a few others are guilty of a MAJOR wedding offense. What did they do? Let's just say it involves two missing dinner plates. The bride has been trying to solve the mystery, but Davi and her accomplices refuse to crack!    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Remember our listener Amber who reached out for a Second Date Update?She went on a date with a guy she didn't initially like. He was sweet, and they had a better time than they expected. But he ghosted her and refused to leave him alone until she got an explanation from him. So what has she been up to since this? We have an update!   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

We Can't Believe This Celeb Was Served Divorce Papers At His Grandmother's Funeral   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

For the last SIX YEARS, her neighbor has been harassing her and her dogs. Why? Because when they first moved into the neighborhood, their neighbor's dog got into her yard through a small hole in the fence.Unfortunately, her dogs killed her neighbor's dog. So her neighbor has made it her mission to make their lives a living hell.What can she do to stop this?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Some people believe that pregnant women should work up until their due date. But others believe women should focus on the growth of their baby and not work.So what say you? Should women work or take a break during their pregnancy?We debate...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

A server sent Bert a message calling out one of her customers. On their receipt, they wrote wrote "broke, sorry" on the tip line.So Bert started to wonder, should someone avoid a restaurant if they can't afford to tip? We discuss...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

For the last few years, listeners have been asking Bert the same question about his fiancée and her daughter. And now, he's reached a point where he's over it!So today, he's addressing the question for the final time.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Have you ever tried to watch something on your computer, and then an x-rated ad pops up? It's annoying, and if you're out in public, it's embarrassing.So what do you do when this happens to you at work? This happened to Moe's friend while his boss was right behind him!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

He just landed his first job interview in his field, and he's super nervous. He's worked hard to get to this point, but he's afraid his past will come back to haunt him.Here's the thing: He forgot to scrub his social media profile before applying. Now he's afraid that this potential employee will discover he used to be a stripper.Will this affect his potential employment?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Full Show: October 20, 2021  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Davi's in some trouble with her friend over what her son started doing. What happened, you ask? Let's just say Davi and her husband had an interesting conversation with the child that lead to him starting a new bad habit.Listen...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

From time to time, Bert will ask Moe and our Producer Keity a question that he calls a “Curious Caucasian Question” – it's basically a (respectful) question about race that he's ignorant about.But today's questions come from two of our listeners. The first is about a Halloween costume, and the second is about using a certain name.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Since the day she's met her cousin's fiancé, she hasn't liked him. Her instincts tell her that something's off, and she believes he's cheating on her cousin.She's the maid of honor in her cousin's wedding and refuses to participate if the groom is indeed a cheater. So she came to us for help. Is he a cheater? We'll find out!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Bert Did WHAT With A Tie At Kristin's Wedding?!    See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Earlier, we discussed when is the right time to have "the talk" with your kids. During the conversation, he asked if he should give the parents of his son's friend a heads up. Everyone said no except Cassie. But why? We discuss...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we'd pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there's your cheating proof.We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. So we're bringing it back!Her husband LIED to her about spouses being allowed to attend an office dinner. Now she's questioning why he would want her to join him at this dinner. Is he hiding something?We're going to find out!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

We Share Our Thoughts On Gwyneth Paltrow's Approach To Having "The Talk" With Her Kids   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

You're a first-time parent, and you made a rookie parenting mistake. Looking back, you were so embarrassed. But we're here to tell you it's okay you're not alone!Kristin has made a few mistakes too. And today, she's sharing a list of tips every first-time parent needs to know.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Our listener's eight-year-old son has been asking a ton of questions about "the birds and the bees." At first, he was able to brush it off. But now he's wondering if he should go ahead and have "the talk" with his son.Is he too young for this conversation?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

It is time to say goodbye to Libras! Moe does a series of why he hates your zodiac sign (it's nothing personal, promise) and it's HILARIOUS. And since Virgo season is ending (which also happens to be his sign, too), it's time to say ADIOS LIBRAS!Then we'll talk to Cassie about these new injections women need to look at for in nightclubs.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

K. Lee's nine-year-old son has his first girlfriend, and he's proud of his son. But K. Lee's wife isn't a fan of this young relationship for multiple reasons. K. Lee explains...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Our listener came home to an awful smell on her couch. When she confronted her ex about it, he said his friend spilled water. But after doing some investigating, she found out that the "water" was actually PEE!Now she's demanding her ex replace the couch, but he thinks she's being too dramatic. So what does she do?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

October marks the start of "cuffing season," where single people pair up for a few months before ending their relationship in the spring. Here are some tips to help you decide if cuffing season is worth your time...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Every week Davi goes hunting for a*holes. They're everywhere, but only one can be named A*Hole of the Week.Up today: Coosa High School is under fire after only suspending Black students for protesting against racism in the school. Here's Davi's A*Hole of the Week.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Cassie's been in DEEP on the AITA (Am I The A*hole) thread on Reddit, and it's FASCINATING.It's a bunch of real-life scenarios people are in where they could EASILY be the a*hole, but maybe – just maybe – once you hear all the details, you'll understand it a little better and they won't be SO much of an a*hole! Or maybe not.Up today: Her neighbor attempted to embarrass her during a neighborhood cookout for being single. So how did she respond? By calling out the neighbor's husband for being a terrible person. So does this make her an a*hole?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

We Applaud This Nonprofit Organization For Rejecting This Celeb's Donations   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

What do you do when your best friend of five years stops putting effort into your friendship? Do you keep trying to make it work or let them go?That's what one of our listeners is currently questioning. Listen...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Your partner asks you to join them on a quick shopping trip, and you tag along. In the middle of shopping, you can sense something is wrong, but they don't tell you what.Later on that day, you see a subtweet from them. They're calling you out online for not paying for their items. At that moment, how would you react?This just happened to our Producer Keity, and now she's questioning if she's an a*hole or not.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Full Show: October 19, 2021  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

This mother of two regularly rotates carpool duties for her son's sports team. Well, one day during the ride, she felt a strange sexual attraction for her son's friend!This caught her off guard, and now she feels ashamed. What should she do?  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Harry Styles Is Joining The Marvel Universe?!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Every day during the show, Kristin takes a break to pump breast milk. Today when she left, she took her laptop with her. What she didn't realize was that her camera for Zoom was still on! Now she's worried she might have flashed us...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

She and her ex have joint custody over their son, and this year he's supposed to spend Christmas with his father. But her son doesn't want to go. Should she force him to spend that time with his father or not?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

If you aren't all caught up on Romeo's immigration story, the short of is it that is family came to this country to escape gang violence in his birth country, El Salvador (gangs told his mother they had pegged Romeo and were going to recruit him).Romeo has been in this country for almost 18 years, but hasn't seen his elderly grandmother since he was a small child, as she lives in El Salvador. If he goes back to visit her, he risks not being allowed back in the United States, where his entire life - his family, his work, his girlfriend - is.So, a law firm, Kuck | Baxter Immigration, offered to help him pro bono and he has applied to get permission from the U.S. government to visit his elderly grandmother in El Salvador - and he just got a HUGE WIN!Now he's preparing for his trip, but he's overwhelmed with emotions, but he's gonna be doing something cool while he's there. If you want to help him help his family, here's his GoFundMe that a Bert Show listener suggested he start!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Bert's never been a fan of attending weddings. And now that he's engaged, he knows that a wedding is soon to come. However, he can't understand how people spend THOUSANDS on a wedding. So he's wondering, how many people really enjoy attending weddings?   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

What do you do when someone you care about comes into your life, then disappears with no explanation? You have questions for them, but you don't know how to reach out to them.Or maybe you need some closure on something that's been bugging you for years. You need someone to reach out the person you're seeking answers from...and that's where we come in!Chelsea's parents were married for over 30 years. However, her dad passed away a year ago, and her mother has started dating again.She's extremely bothered by this, but he brother thinks she should be happy for their mom. Why? Because her brother claims their dad had an affair with his coworker?So now she wants to reach out to the woman for answers, but we don't think this is a good idea.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

What do you do when someone you care about comes into your life, then disappears with no explanation? You have questions for them, but you don't know how to reach out to them.Or maybe you need some closure on something that's been bugging you for years. You need someone to reach out the person you're seeking answers from...and that's where we come in!Chelsea's parents were married for over 30 years. However, her dad passed away a year ago, and her mother has started dating again.She's extremely bothered by this, but he brother thinks she should be happy for their mom. Why? Because her brother claims their dad had an affair with his coworker?So now she wants to reach out to the woman for answers, but we don't think this is a good idea.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Moe thinks he has a superpower: he can tell what your Zodiac sign just based off THREE simple questions (and no, one of them ISN'T your birthday.) So today, Davi is testing his skills with a little twist. But first, Bert opens up about an epiphany he had yesterday.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.

Recently Davi decided to go to a grocery store instead of using a delivery service. But she quickly regretted her decision when she saw a woman doing something strange to loaves of bread.Davi was FURIOUS and gave the woman a piece of her mind. Here's what went down...  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show.