The David Eagle Podcast

We're joined by our good friend, the velvet voiced author andraconteur Matthew Crampton. He hosts our first animal penis fact quiz,live from Folk East Festival in Suffolk. He also accompanies us on ourLondon tea based adventure for a multifaceted Herbal Tea Of The Week.Plus there's a very weird Spammer time courtesy of eliza carthy and yet anotherharrowing journey story.

This week's The David Eagle Podcast is all over the place, in both senses of the phrase. I return from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival having met some interesting characters including a chatty undertaker and a teenager in the woods with a rather confusing proposition. I have a near-death experience in Loughborough, cause chaos in a swimming pool in Sheffield, and Herbal Tea Of The week comes live from Tea Sutra Teahouse in Newcastle. IN Cassette Roulette we meet Mr Pie, and Ellie learns some harsh home truths in our feature spammer time. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we celebrate the life of one of my musical comedy heroes, Grant Baynham, who passed away on July 29th. Here you can spend forty minutes in his company as he regales us with songs, stories and silliness, plus he even takes part in everyone's favourite feature, Herbal Tea Of The week. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back in the studio with the return of regular features. Spammer time, where we meet a rather flirtatious IT teacher; Cassette Roulette provides us with some very weird and intriguing 90s radio clips, and Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal Penis Fact turns its attention on the fox. Plus, another harrowing journey story, I become a role model for kids and we discover my unusual stage walk-on ritual. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Come with me on a comedy road trip as I travel From Hull down to Brighton, performing comedy to pensioners, students and even a room full of babies. Step this way for jokes, anecdotes, an array of highly unusual heckles, plus a collection of colourful characters including a very keen doorman, an unscrupulous cemetery officer, a B&B owner with a penchant for pranks, and of course Jimmy the pornographic audiobook recording fetish club blues singer See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy new year. Here's part 2 of our podcast that features some highlights from 2021. Two animal themed quizzes starring folk musician Alex Cumming and comedian Paul Silky White; my dance hit inspired by an angry Australian bloke shouting about his penis; the story of my first foray into stand up comedy at the age of five; and a very weird radio show from my fourteen-year-old self. Feel free to chuck some pennies into our podcast PayPal pot at davideagle.co.uk Feel free to chuck some pennies into our podcast PayPal pot at davideagle.co.uk

A selection of podcast highlights from 2021. Spot popping, Princess Margaret erotica, Phil Nichol plays an adult quiz "courtesy" of our anti-social neighbours; there's an epic, surreal military-based drama, weird Christian music, and more. Part 2 is released New Year's Day. Feel free to chuck some pennies into our Podcast PayPal pot at davideagle.co.uk Happy new year.

It's our Christmas podcast, featuring a Christmas Miracle courtesy of a seasonal Spammer Time, some ramshackle Christmas rapping, a Christmas quiz (with a special guest), A Christmassy cassette Roulette, Christmas animal Penis facts, a festive Herbal Tea Of The week, and lots more.

It's quite a quiz-heavy podcast this week. Test your 90s music knowledge, are you more intelligent than the average listener to a late night Teesside radio quiz show? And can you deduce the film that I am recreating with my incredible acting skills? Other questions included in this week's podcast: why is there a Norwegian architect in my bed? Are there any teenagers called Nigel? And have you ever made love in a swimming pool? There's more genital talk courtesy of Ellie Skinner's Weekly Animal Penis Fact and a rather strange genital-based Spammer Time.

Nowadays David Eagle is a respected and indeed revered songwriter, with such classic hits to his name as Killing My Dog for Satan and What A C**t. This week we get an insight into his songwriting genius as we listen into the process of his fifteen year old self creating a new song from scratch. This is a must-listen for budding songwriters, or even established songwriters looking to up their game. Plus of course there's more animal penis facts (as is our duty) , a disturbing spam email and Ellie tries her hand at gangster rap.

David has an awkward pistachio nut based incident with comedian Tom wrigglesworth. We receive a video from a listener featuring some rather odd night-time noises which may or may not be inspired by my anecdote on last week's podcast about the time I accidentally made a sex tape. Plus more odd spam emails and a new exciting feature with a new exciting jingle.

Join me in the kitchen for two tales of tube-based altercation, and the story of that time I made an accidental sex tape.

Featuring Boney M news, a very moving tribute to John Challis. A triplet of teas culminates our Herbal Tea Of The Week series, but only one tea can be crowned king of the cold brews. Plus more desultory DJing, captioning confusion and a cornucopia of characters, including our new Australian podcast producer and the return of Tom from the 90s Ford Jennings North East radio commercial.

Can a monitor lizard love you? Can trains fly? And what do you get when you cross frank Spencer with a Labrador Retriever? It might well be our cold brew series, but nevertheless things are really hotting up in Herbal Tea Of The week. Plus eccentric DJing, weird radio commercials, unusual impressions, and a story about a dog infiltrating our theatre show.

We are invited to join the illuminati, Ellie gets into a street fight, and we receive some surreal sex education from a weird old woman.

More train travel tribulations, a nerdy shoutout, a disturbing infomercial, the FBI get in touch, and how will this week's cold brew herbal tea fare?

At 11pm on Saturday 31st July I was turfed out onto the street by Britannia Sachas Hotel in Manchester, despite having booked and paid for a room. They had sold my room on to someone else at a higher cost. Last week I devised a plan to gain my revenge on Britannia Hotels. I wrote a song about them, contacted the newspapers, sent emails, Facebook invites and tweets to fellow folk singers and comedians in the Manchester area. The idea was for us all to flash mob the hotel with my song. Hundreds of people expressed an interest in joining me. Manchester Evening News said they wanted to cover the event. This podcast is a recording of what occurred when we travelled to Manchester to picket Britannia Sachas Hotel with my song of protest. How many people would join me, and will the newspaper reporter turn up to cover it? Find out in this instalment of The David Eagle Podcast.

More tales from being on the road doing stand up comedy. Last week's adventure was nearly being beaten up outside a rough Kent pub. This week I am unexpectedly turfed out onto the rainy streets of Manchester late at night. IN complete contrast to that, we celebrate the return of our ability to once again smell and taste by sampling and reviewing a herbal tea. We have yet another Arch Bishop Of Canterbury story, and there's my most personally embarrassing Cassette Roulette yet.

This week I did my most surreal stand up gig by far, and fortunately for you I recorded it. So press play and join me in a rough rowdy pub in Kent for the "highlights", one of which being a bloke threatening to kick the shit out of me.

Covid-based isolation isn't enough to keep me and Ellie from recording a podcast. We've miced up separate parts of the house to talk some more about testicles and to bring you your favourite features, Cassette Roulette and Spammer Time, but not Herbal Tea Of The Week because we can't smell or taste anything. This week's guest is comedian and taxi driver Trevor Bickles who recounts three of his most memorable taxi journeys, and you'll never guess who he's had in the back of his cab.

The bad news is I've got Covid so I've had to cancel all my festivals and gigs until the 24th July. The good news is that you are still allowed contact with me through the medium of podcast. So listen in for some gig anecdotes, including the tale of the rather harrowing experience my dad had during one of my stand up nights.

This week, a gay animals themed quiz; Elton John based dog puns; dodgy radio adverts; more stories of harrowing journeys, and more penis trivia; plus all your favourite features: Herbal Tea Of The Week, Cassette Roulette and Spammer Time.

It's the final Potato News. Never mind Euro 2020, if you want high drama and compelling competition then check out this week's Herbal Tea Of The Week. We go down a rabbit hole due to a mysterious message left on an answerphon twenty-seven years ago; and the police get involved.

Phil Nichol returns to sample a herbal tea with us, tell a tale of a cold call confrontation, and shares two stories of harrowing journeys. Plus the penultimate Potato News, and there's a surprise appearance from Ann Widdecombe.

This week I've been doing online school workshops during the day and stand up gigs on the night, and surprisingly my best heckle came from a primary school child. Hear all about that, a clip from my surreal stand up gig in Liverpool, an epic tale of train travel trauma, Ellie has been secretly recording me, plus the regular features and lots of miscellaneous chat.

Back in the studio this week after a week of stand up comedy gigs, including a rather odd one in Liverpool where I had an altercation with five drunk loud-mouthed girls. The story of that, plus incongruous radio adverts; there's a bit of slapstick in a cupboard, epic flailing mouth trumpet solos, and the return of an old faithful feature with a bit of a twist.

Finally, I'm back out gigging, and I have plenty of stories to share. So this week I go for a walk by the river to impart those tales to you, but get a bit sidetracked by Millwall FC supporting birds and rampant dogs.

This week's podcast is full of contrast and contradiction. While it may be our most angry, sweary episode, it's also probably our cutest, sweetest episode, as I recount a tale about my teddy bear Bingo, and how it led to my first comedy performance at the age of five. There's altruistic rapping, a spot of embezzlement, and can our glorious socialist potato-based utopia prevail?

Warning, there's nothing erotic going on, and we have the video to prove it. There's rhubarb frolics, I release a damp squib over Christina Aguilera, and when it comes to potatoes I don't have it in me. There's Comical Columbian Commentary, a half-arse music quiz, and we receive a cryptic proposition from the International Monetary Fund.

Chumbawamba are globally ubiquitous for their song Tubthumping, appearing on numerous one-hit-wonder compilation albums. But Chumbawamba are no flash in the pan pop group. They were a band for thirty years from 1982 to 2012 and Boff Whalley was there for it all. Enter the crazy multifaceted world of Chumbawamba in this instalment of The David Eagle Podcast.

It's National Tea Day and The David eagle Podcast is more than ready to rise to the occasion. We've got tea facts, tea jokes, tea-themed audio clips and a variety of tea themed items, including the final instalment of our epic Herbal Tea battle; who will be crowned ultimate champion tea? plus there are more controversies and dramatic announcements to bring you as the integrity of our tea-based journalistic skills is once again challenged by the listeners. And we have a tea-related chat with Tina Gloggengieser from Hoogly Tea.I'm doing online gigs April 23rd and 24th. davideagle.co.uk/gigs for tickets.

This week we set ourselves the challenge of getting through an entire episode without resorting to smut or euphemism, but can we pull it off? (And that's not a euphemism.) Is redemption in the offing for Teapigs in our penultimate Herbal Tea Of The week? What are the latest results of our psychological scientific potato-based experiment, and why have the Ghost Busters got involved? What is housed on this week's mystery cassette? This podcast description merely contains the questions; the podcast contains the answers, plus lots more.

This week features two exclusive David Eagle mixes; one from my fourteen-year-old self remixing the Sugababes with blackadder, and the other being my latest soon to be number one dance hit inspired by an angry Australian, entitled My Penis. In this episode I let you listen in as I work on my penis, before revealing what my hour of experimentation produced. I play a child shouting insults at a sack of potatoes in the name of psychological scientific research, I have an awkward moment with a plumber, and there's more drama, controversy and a shocking announcement in Herbal Tea Of The week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week features two exclusive David Eagle mixes; one from my fourteen-year-old self remixing the Sugababes with blackadder, and the other being my latest soon to be number one dance hit inspired by an angry Australian, entitled My Penis. In this episode I let you listen in as I work on my penis, before revealing what my hour of experimentation produced. I play a child shouting insults at a sack of potatoes in the name of psychological scientific research, I have an awkward moment with a plumber, and there's more drama, controversy and a shocking announcement in Herbal Tea Of The week.

On 17th April I'll be taking part in a festival to raise money for the charity Women And Girls who provide sanitary protection in India. We'll be chatting about the festival and the work of the charity with Kathryn Crosweller. But don't go thinking that just because I'm doing a charity gig that I'm all nice and cuddly, because this is also the podcast where I hurl insults at a sack of potatoes, Birdhouse are back to battle for supremacy in Herbal Tea Of The Week, but can they once again reclaim their championship status and knock Hoogly Tea's Ginger Biscuit blend off the top spot? And this week's Cassette Roulette contains some profound philosophy from a fourteen-year-old me. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On 17th April I'll be taking part in a festival to raise money for the charity Women And Girls who provide sanitary protection in India. We'll be chatting about the festival and the work of the charity with Kathryn Crosweller. But don't go thinking that just because I'm doing a charity gig that I'm all nice and cuddly, because this is also the podcast where I hurl insults at a sack of potatoes, Birdhouse are back to battle for supremacy in Herbal Tea Of The Week, but can they once again reclaim their championship status and knock Hoogly Tea's Ginger Biscuit blend off the top spot? And this week's Cassette Roulette contains some profound philosophy from a fourteen-year-old me.

An epic radio drama from my eleven-year-old self; a multifaceted edition of Potato News, I recount a story of being inadvertently kidnapped, Hoogly Tea once more enter into the fray to vie for supremacy in Herbal Tea Of The Week, and it's the concluding instalment of what's The Time Mr eagle, but will I be able to beat my personal best? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

An epic radio drama from my eleven-year-old self; a multifaceted edition of Potato News, I recount a story of being inadvertently kidnapped, Hoogly Tea once more enter into the fray to vie for supremacy in Herbal Tea Of The Week, and it's the concluding instalment of what's The Time Mr eagle, but will I be able to beat my personal best?

Featuring a spontaneously generated penis-inspired dance hit, reminiscences from the women's institute, and we introduce a new character: Swifty McVein. Plus regular features, Cassette Roulette, What's The Time Mr Eagle, Herbal Tea Of the week, and of course, Potato News!

Featuring some startling Henry VIII news, a salacious son of a Bishop, rants about printers and wires, unusual merchandise ideas, we conduct an experiment in bed, and we receive some highly odd and mysterious voice messages. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Featuring some startling Henry VIII news, a salacious son of a Bishop, rants about printers and wires, unusual merchandise ideas, we conduct an experiment in bed, and we receive some highly odd and mysterious voice messages.

We take a little listen to a never-heard-before exciting new modern Christian compilation album. We get a surprise in bed from a sheep. There's a comprehensive scientific study into psychic ability in What's The Time Mr Eagle. We address your accusations of herbal heresy. Prepare yourselves for our most dramatic Potato News yet, and find out what secrets are housed on this week's mystery cassette. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We take a little listen to a never-heard-before exciting new modern Christian compilation album. We get a surprise in bed from a sheep. There's a comprehensive scientific study into psychic ability in What's The Time Mr Eagle. We address your accusations of herbal heresy. Prepare yourselves for our most dramatic Potato News yet, and find out what secrets are housed on this week's mystery cassette.

This week, as a special treat, we bring you a much shorter podcast, nevertheless we cram in all the usual features, Potato News, Herbal Tea Of The week, Cassette Roulette and What's The Time Mr Eagle, plus Ellie tells us about another of her near-misses, this time involving Noel Edmonds. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week, as a special treat, we bring you a much shorter podcast, nevertheless we cram in all the usual features, Potato News, Herbal Tea Of The week, Cassette Roulette and What's The Time Mr Eagle, plus Ellie tells us about another of her near-misses, this time involving Noel Edmonds.

This week features a tale of traumatic train travel, some erotic singing from my teenage self, and a conclusion to the epic ornithological debate.

Ellie very nearly stars in a Hollywood film alongside Nicole Kidman and Matt Lucas. We get yet another celebrity endorsement. In addition to regular features Cassette Roulette, Herbal Tea Of The Week and What's The Time Mr Eagle, we introduce a new exciting item, Potato News. Plus, ornithological debates, and quite a bit of nakedness. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ellie very nearly stars in a Hollywood film alongside Nicole Kidman and Matt Lucas. We get yet another celebrity endorsement. In addition to regular features Cassette Roulette, Herbal Tea Of The Week and What's The Time Mr Eagle, we introduce a new exciting item, Potato News. Plus, ornithological debates, and quite a bit of nakedness.

Folk musician Alex Cumming takes part in our new quiz, hosted by a parrot. There's an anecdote about Rob Brydon, an epic game of What's The Time Mr Eagle, we unearth another old tape recording in Cassette Roulette, and can T2's Chaing Mai Chai knock Pukka's Matcha Chai off the top spot in Herbal Tea Of The Week? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Folk musician Alex Cumming takes part in our new quiz, hosted by a parrot. There's an anecdote about Rob Brydon, an epic game of What's The Time Mr Eagle, we unearth another old tape recording in Cassette Roulette, and can T2's Chaing Mai Chai knock Pukka's Matcha Chai off the top spot in Herbal Tea Of The Week?

Rants about women drivers and the French (not by me or Ellie I hasten to add), although there are some angry outbursts from me to look forward to. What do Rufus Hound, Miles Jupp and Mika have in common? We effortlessly move from sea shanties to bathroom cleaning tips via a monkey, share intimate recordings from our bedroom, and I recount the story behind my baldness. Plus the return of regular features, What's The Time Mr Eagle, Cassette Roulette and a return of an old favourite from podcasts past, Herbal Tea Of The week. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.