The Lotuscast

Dave wanted to try his new gear out. Joe did his best to make it sound bad by screaming randomly. We talked a bit about Avengers, Fartnite, and TMNT 2. Oh, and Joe's identity was stolen. Contact us if you have any information.

Not sure what this is, not sure what this isn't. Uncle Haul has a new show though. Spreaker.com/myaccount

Tonight I talk about the XFL returning, work pregnancy, and Mo'Nique's ban on Netflix. Joe joins in to talk about the Oscar's and HQ. Enjoy!

Tonight Matt talks about the end of The Lotuscast...for real? Dave joins to talk about Shitholers and Aziz. Joe joins for a bit to express his feelings. It's almost The Lotuscast.

Dave laments his lower frequency of masturbation, and confesses it only happens in one place. Matt has a lot of Trump questions for Adam. Dave and Adam get into it again, and we talk about charity donations. Dave announces he special ordered a new computer chair.

We finally get back to our roots by doing a show with the four of us. Matt comes down to visit for Christmas Eve and spends the evening with Joe's brothers and sister, and tells a story of how they ditched Joe. Adam got some new underwear and Dave spreads his usual humbug.

Joe and Adam do a show without Matt and Dave. Joe has a Christmas gifting dilemma and describes how he finds gifts for people. We talk Star Wars the Last Jedi and Adam has a lot of opinions of the HUGE misstep of the Star Wars franchise. Luke, Laura Dern, Rey's Parents, who is Snoke, why is this film made for SJWs all get talked about. We wrap up with Adam's WWE adventure.

Matt does 30 minutes by himself. Then Dave joins in for some fun. Hope you enjoy it!

Adam finally sees Suicide Squad and like something from it. We watch the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer and point all all the logical flaws in the story made apparent from the trailer. Infinity War trailer also makes an appearance. Dave is upset that Joe didn't text back about hanging out but doesn't see the irony in his anger. August Ames commits suicide but Dave will keep watching her videos.

We find out what everyone was up to for Thanksgiving, and why we broke with tradition and didn't do a live Thanksgiving show. Dave is a real boy now. Matt Lauer is a sex monster. Matt and Joe saw Justice League and didn't walk away with rave reviews. Adam has a fight with friends.

Dave refuses to sell beer to Adam after Adam shows up at Dave's store. Matt "learns" something about himself. Also something about Justice League.  

We're back after a week and Joe takes yet another NYC trip. Adam went to a Halloween party that wasn't Joe's. Kevin Spacey and Louis CK are the latest Hollywood sexual predators. Matt says he can longer watch Kevin Spacey movies without thinking about Kevin Spacey. Dave details Matt's butt grabbing at Joe's party. Everyone saw Thor: Ragnarok and had some opinions on it. Matt laments that Joe never calls him. 

Joe went to NYC this week to see Queens of the Stone Age in concert, but didn't give a great description. Joe is also pet sitting again. Kids threw a rock onto some cars and killed a guy. Dave thinks the JFK files are pointless but doesn't think there is a conspiracy. Adam says Marvel's Inhumans isn't as bad as it seems. Matt celebrates his 10 year wedding anniversary but his wife's present hasn't arrived yet. 

Dave came back from Europe, and swears he's not a double agent. We also find out he stayed with a mysterious internet friend, and pretended to have a baby on his social media. Matt has a problem with an unruly worker who was jewed out of pizza. Women are coming out against Harvey Weinstein and Ben Affleck. Dave buys a big screen TV.

Matt brings up his coworker's bizarre 9/11 Photo Album that is just 9/11 images printed from the internet. The NFL had a bunch of anthem protests that Adam finds disresepctful, but bothered neither Joe nor Matt. Star Trek Discovery finally premiered, and surprise, Joe didn't hate it. We talked Dan Bilzerian at the Las Vegas shooting and why is it people's first instinct to film themselves in danger rather than running out of there. 

Felipe from Monkey Knife Fight and Mmmmchelle join us tonight in studio. Felipe tells us about their CD Release this weekend in Lynn, MA at the Bent Water Brewing Company. There is a Mad Pooper, Dave is in London, Monkey Knife Fight has a beer made about them. Matt hates women comediennes, and we play a game Matt stole from Yahoo and try to guess the upcoming fall TV shows. Check out Monkey Knife Fight https://mkfmusic.bandcamp.com/

We're back, and Matt tries to get Joe to think about a new job. Dave hates everything about the iPhone X and is patiently waiting for a new iPhone SE. We can't figure out where Trump stands on the DACA issue - but he is in full support of the wall. Ted Cruz probably likes porn, Hellboy releases their first photo of the new Hellboy, Marvel's Inhumans is terrible. Joe watched the Orville, and finds it to be a meh version of Star Trek. 

We come back from a 2 week break and Matt talks his dad's brain tumor. Season 7 of Game of Thrones wasn't Matt's favorite, but everyone else thought he was being too harsh. Adam does a Parcheesi Poetry Corner and we talk about the white supremacists and the Robert E Lee statue.

Adam does a 48 hour film and calls himself Dick Penis, Matt is emotionally unavailable to Mike Moore and Joe, people are taking fish antibiotics, a woman throws her baby in the fridge, what is the deal with North Korea, and we investigate what the deal is with American Vandal on Netflix.

Blast from the past, Roman drops by and tries to explain what he thought "have your cake and eat it too" means. We also talk about the latest Hollywood Fantasy League draft, and we check in with Chaunty.

Analog Heart joined us in studio today and played a few songs for us, including their new single "Not Good Enough". We also talk shower poops, diarrhea bears, and adult onset lyme disease. Checkout Analog Heart at www.analogheartband.com!  

Chester Bennington dies, we play some Linkin Park while Dave claims he hates it. He also hates War for the Planet of the Apes and Roman establishes he's a human golden retriever.

We talk the ladies of GLOW on Netflix, Spiderman Homecoming and Adam's dislike of all the side characters, and preview the McGregor/Mayweather fight.

Jim from Not Safe for Watercoolers joins us to talk the new Jumanji trailer, the dangers of Four Christmases, and using online dating apps while being tied down in a marriage.

The one where we talk about how Gal Gadot is more famous than we think and Bubbie is starting a chaturbate show with her Gal pal.

The one where Bill Maher says a thing then apologizes for the thing then Ice Cube blesses him.

A familiar face returns to talk about Comey, Wonder Woman, and weed pizza. #DaveHarvey

The one where Matt cancelled Spreaker with no warning and we couldn't broadcast live.

The one where we went to a concert and it wasn't in Manchester.

The one where everyone saw Guardians of the Galaxy Volume II and then stopped being friends.

The episode where millions of americans lose access to stephen colbert.

The episode where we talk about absolutely nothing.

Matt Cuck birthday bonanza

Jay Burns guest stars, and we talk the Thor Ragnarok trailer and all the other stuff exploding.

In this episode we talk about Kendall's protest of white people and breaking news don rickels is in the great comedy store in the sky

The one where Jack comes to visit because he's celebrating the day of his birth which coincides with Joe appreciation day.

The one where Jay Burns calls in and we talk about Logan dying to Professor X's mistakes and his daughter crying over it all the way to the bank.

The one where we talk about the oscars and Milo Yiannopoulos's affair with Amy Shumdog.

The one where David Langill guest stars.

The one where we talk to Youth In Revolt

Where in the world is Dave Harvey?

Dave is gone, tossing his hat up in the air.

We are back with a new episode right after these messages.