The Medical Show

This show is sufficient medical care. Dedicate a portion of your day to the medical show and stay in tip top shape. If you die while listening to the medical show, your money back is guaranteed. Who needs life insurance when you can just listen to the medical show? donate organs to me personally, email me- medicinecabinetdreams@gmail.com If you don't hate the host of the show yet, you will after these awful phone calls. god, someone should cut his telephone lines. Get him deplatformed on twitter or something, boys and girls. Please take note, there is a survey question and a poll, for you children to take on spotify's home page, go to JRE, you'll find it there. Come on guys, lets get more downloads than JOE ROGAN this week. He's spreads covid hate speech. I am no longer dabbling nor practicing the inclinations of the african witch doctor. I HAVE COMPLETED COMMUNITY SERVICE AND I AM NO LONGER A DANGER TO MYSELF OR OTHERS. Parole hearing up for review. This show is mostly satire, and if you suspect something is offensive or maybe a bit egregious or absurd in an offensive way, assume it is not intended to be taken seriously, but with a grain of salt, or dust, or dirt, or ashes, lets incinerate you bastard. all of the people we call are trained actors who were aware of the call in advance. we are not calling real people who matter. they are merely a.i. bots without souls, specifically in this episode. don't be offended. always remember, I love you like an Aunt. Jesse? Dad? oh god, please say it ain't so... happy days bundles of stix. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Will try various substances to come, so do not let your weary hearts be filled with fear.  Just kidding.  I am clean and serene.  I am a father figure.  I am in the big sister program.  I kiss the boot of big brother.  Yummy leather.  Alright, it's a family show. I don't know what I am selling here? pride? dignity? Nah, I lost those things long ago.  So here is the show.  We try our hand at redemption but the minister is not willing to save the radio show host's soul.  Then we try to get ahold of our friend, only to learn "What friend?"  Then friend of the show and fauci fan number 1, Paul Rothstein, Big Brother is watching you and so is Brother Paul. We put paul at the beginning, and Ryan at the end because Ryan is an irrelevant has-been who will never get a chance to be on the medical show.  so ryan if you are reading this now, go ahead and forget it, bud. not joking.  I am going to post your cell phone number here and use at the new medical show hotline.  Just kidding, Ryan, just try to be better next time and call me when you say you are going to.  I hate to single you out here. but even the pastor who wasn't willing to save my soul did a better job on the show today than you.  so I hope you feel good and ashamed.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Audio from my 75th Birthday. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Have some fun with the medical show! show this to your doctor next time you have to take an emergency covid test. remember take 1 test at least hourly, and for the rest of your lifetime. And QUARANTINE QUARANTINE QUARANTINE, If you have any doubt, don't go out! Covid is killing our elderly population in record numbers. Covid is what to fear. Live in fear, of covid. It's nothing too absurd. Intro Song: Magnificent Collection (written by Jesse Luthi) Outro Song: Two Way Mirror (written by Jesse Luthi) Lots of new variants coming on the scene. Which one reflects your personality most accurately? Today we have three doctors, one show. WARNING: Show does not supplement 9-1-1. Public Service Announcement If YOU have been exposed to “The Medical Show” you may be entitled to compensation! The Medical Show is a radio program with a lunatic for a host. He has several different names. Every name seemingly alludes to a different character, regardless of using the same voice! Who is “Dresden Morgen?” Who is “Budd Dwyer?” Who is “Jacky Kavorkian?” Why do guests always refer to the host as “Jesse?” It does not add up. One can only surmise these are schizophrenic alter egos, or else legal loopholes for the host's many open malpractice cases. If you want to practice medicine, you must first go to medical school. It is sick the misinformation and hate speech the host is spreading. Until Freedom of Speech is banned entirely- There is outrage to be had! We here at Totality Law believe The Medical Show owes you cold hard cash or else free botox surgeries! Sign the petition now! Cancel The Medical Show! Cancel Freedom of Speech! DO NOT LIVE IN FEAR! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Burping Baby Jesus is on MTV cribs… suicided journalists, missing books from the bible, car crashes, gary the spider, dope ass holidays, crack cocaine dumped into inner cities, ice, snow, and chilly cold, is the reasons for the season. This episode is an information memo shot at high altitudes into intergalactic cyber space. It is a radio show for those who do and do not suffer from autism alike. We hope to bring these two forces together by drawing awareness we must first isolate it and make it distinct and then accept it and ignore it without noticing and draw no further conclusions. Keep your head forward. Sit still. Be good. “This is my favorite show” -elon musk on the christmas story. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

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Make Some calls to try to cheer people up. it didn't work. and the ones that did, didn't save. the joke is on me. the best two calls are ground zero all over again.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

llamando a todo el cartel mexicano de la droga ¡vengan a sacar cabezas libres en un palo! ¡El Medical Show debería llamarse el programa suicida porque el idiota que maneja las cosas por aquí acaba de firmar su propia sentencia de muerte! ¡Él puede pensar que es gracioso, pero tú no! ¿Alguien quiere un poco de fútbol? ¡Aviso! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Another new medical show! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Interview with one of satan's finest.  I bring you hell's finest, now a recruiter for the deep state, War-Mercenary-extraordinaire, Super-Soldier-bipartisan-darling, M.D. "I am living proof that the system works!" -"Mr. Mad Dog." Boomer sports fan, Budd Dwyer Web MD. Felt cute- Might delete myself later- Out of life. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Promotion for our new D.I.Y physician and medical school for dummies and provided sufficient funding and answered prayers, “surgery for dummies” today we call some dumb bimbo in h.r. to find out how to get a job as a doctor.  it was not educational in the slightest.  first 8 minutes i am on hold, for those of you who are antsy.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

I am human. We are all human for now. Until my device writes me back. Life begins. Consciousness develops. Life carries on. We make mistakes. We learn from them. We make more mistakes. We do not know what we are doing until time suggests we are right or wrong. Nothing is for sure. Nothing lasts forever. All things should be considered. Open up your heart and open up your mind. Thats all anyone can do. We are but ships in bottles escalating on waves. Its not until we arrive we can understand what message we might convey. All thought passes through. Ignored or vocalized, conspired or conversed. Nothing i say is certain. It is just merely observation. Nothing is a declaration. I don't have solid opinions but merely suspicions, and inklings that perhaps there is some object, I am reacting to. I don't believe I have been saved. Nor have I found truth. Nothing I say should be taken as anything but an exercise of syllable and sound, utterance of tong as I move through the world. My motivations may or may not be speculated upon. But by none more so than myself. This radio show is just a radio show. And the host is just a traveller with a tong broken with laughter. Listening to anyone willing to speak, and speaking to anyone willing to listen. I have not developed much to say. In a world full of darkness, what else is there but humor? The bond, the connection of a challenge I have mentally. Thanks for reading this garbage. Get offended. Be upset. But don't think your anger is correct. And dont think justice is yours to act. Practice discipline. And if you do add more chaos to a chaotic world make sure you are at least funny by telling the truth. And if you consider that everything you know maybe a lie, you are living with just enough power to possibly grow. In a world where all things are unclear what could i possibly pretend to know? “We are the world. We are the children.” Listen to the end and hear from the medical show's longest supporter. And remember we made it three numbers so you don't have to keep us on speed dial. What are you doing today? Are you not busy? Instead of reading this go plant a tree, or smoke some grass, but cut the bullshit. I may disagree more with what I have to say by next week than you may ever have considered such black magic to muster, as to make me mute. Just as jesus christ already died for your sins. I have already cancelled myself. Don't tell me to watch my language. I am a random vessel reciting description of panoramic image. Until the day I go to sleep. Pray the lord my soul will keep, out of bondage and suffering, we have encoded machines to enrage us all. Pray for whatever it is. Whatever it means. Feel the outrage and meditate. Has somebody told you that you are good looking today? Because beauty is skin deep. And you should be as shallow as each underlying vain. You are courageous. Like my program. Be a listener. Support the show. Tell me i am wrong. Direct your rage in patient ways. Write me a check. Don't be intentionally ill. Listen to this everyday on repeat to remind yourself “the medical show” equate that with healing. Just as the wise man builds his house upon the hill. There soon shall be a city. Do not be radicalized by anything but peace. Have a hamburger or pack yourself in plastic wrap. Have a glass of water, take it for granted. But be thankful every now and then, that you can. And if you are ever in any pain, don't tell Jack Kevorkian. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

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Take a heavy dose of lithium and hop on a hot air balloon, leave all the baggage of the world behind you. As you ascend the radio waves of heaven, above. Its where you are going, not where you are from. Sneeze on my sleeve anytime you need. The Medical Show is back on air.  Forgive me for my sins.  I uploaded the wrong file.  Now I have fixed some of the issues, but it may take a moment for the podcast to update to your platform of choice.   In this episode we discuss consciousness extraction, death, and all the latest information on covid that you are your loved ones need to know. Go ahead and share the podcast guys.  I appreciate it.   ps. the doctor was not able to be present for this show. Thanks - The Medical Show --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Excuse the cacophony of an intro. I guess it's family week on the medical show.  I don't know what drugs the beginning audio of this podcast must have taken.  but it is trash because I was waltzing around taking care of business, Juggling paul and some bars, doing time.  BONUS: The audio quality improves within the first few minutes.  Will fix later.  Get off my back. IMPORTANT: If you were not having an emergency, well then, you are now... it's important you listen to this podcast and feel free to leave your two cents to the argument.  I volunteered to play the government/devil's advocate.  The government is people, people are corrupted.  "However people can come together, governments rarely do." -Jesse  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Most would consider a different career or show.  Not Buddy, the producer who also fills in for the host.  Buddy did an awful job this show trying to splice out all of the naughty words that really get under some much more enlightened class's skin, similar to his scalpel... Later when the blinds are drawn and you are on the verge of an emergency.  WHATEVER YOU DO.  DO NOT PANIC.  TURN ON THE MEDICAL SHOW.  THEY ARE PRO'S and really seem to understand human anatomy... (not in a sexual way- in this case) The medical show staff do keep busy romance lives, but we find that inappropriate to discuss as this is a profession medical show equivalent to or greater than the american health system and their midevol surgeries.  what is the strangest surgery you ever had?  did you wake up in one piece?  Under Bud or Sloppy Joe's carpenter tools you are as safe as a woman cut in half in a magicians box.  What we do is life changing, life altering, permeant, no refunds, no disclosure.  Federal courts have shut the shop down in the meantime until we get licensed.  And HIPPA has really been a thorn in our side every waking nightmare.   Of course starting a medical show to sublease your lab which is up to code with sterile protocols, and trans surgeries.  (WE ARE TRANS FRIENDLY HERE!) We needed to start a radio show to make a few clams, to pay off some major litigious night terror inducing catastrophes.   Look all I am trying to tell you is if you need to go listen to a podcast to find out if you need to call 9-1-1, you are probably doing just fine.   you have come to the right place.  We are the best doctors and most informed with our  cutting* edge technology.   This particular episode, the doctor is not in the house, he is just a accompanied by a few buddies from medical school.  well 1 and an electrician, and of course the producer Med school drop out wanna be Bud. (the one writing this) One of these days we will have to have the doctor come on the show and answer some medical questions for us and our patients and the DA.   As court mandated, we are all currently undergoing psych evals so keep your questions to yourself.  in a medical situation you don't get to ask the questions, you get the answers weather you agree with them or not.  It IS NOT YOUR JOB> leave that to us.  the medical pros. This is not satire. only medical humor only doctors will understand  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Take one of the blue tablets. Carefully cut the purple one in half. As it is larger than life, especially once its in your system! Careful not to joke on your dots. “Notice a lot of these pills look like candy and as a parent i find it abhorrent people would take medicine.” Says a listener named karen. Everytime her son jonny is enjoying himself with the pills grandpa gave him, she goes into a crazy uproar about “drugs-are-bad-this” and “overdose” that. It makes me weary as a host as i want to your listening experience to be sublime and euphoric. Anyjizz, in this episode i bring you a real live local glyndon man, who also is my relation. Its all satire. Dont get your panties in jumble, karen. The karen meme is stale. And so is your %*{+ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

I want all of you to know, that this show is neck in neck with bearing witness to the drying paint from the corner.  Parents: this show is good punishment for the kidos.  although we strive to keep it family friendly- that standard is beyond reproach.  I can't think of anything friendly to an entire family.  No one agrees on anything.  Everybody fights.  And still I am so fucked up, I can't even remember even an inkling of what this podcast is about.  Therefore I have no grounds to talk about it. sincerely, grounds keeper of the Multnomah Veterinary Hospital  Floyd the vet (war veteran,  not doctor, that's the host...) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Mystery! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

This episode is part 1 of a two part show, I (Buddy Boy Dwyer, show producer) had to cut in half.  Interview is with a girl named amber who appeared out of nowhere and disappeared the same, agreed to come on the show to discuss aliens which she then evaded.  She seemingly abruptly ends the podcast without warning and becomes a ghost.  In part two I call the only mutual contact we both know.  A contact who says she goes by a different name.  This girl (amber) travels the world, speaks about working with "agents" and claims to have knowledge about aliens and says she has talked to them.   The original file was two large to upload.  Keep an eye out for part two.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

IF YOU ARE HAVING AN EMERGENCY CALL 9-!-! Immediately.  THIS SHOW DOES NOT SUPPLEMENT URGENT MEDICAL CARE.  WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO HELP.  LISTEN ON WAY TO HOSPITAL.> ON THIS EPISODE:  We cover medication, over the counter and under the table.  Jonah is back hosting the show, pulling info out of the producer and bringing back the smack talk.  We talk about cats, We talk about withdrawal bowel movements, and have many laughs.   At the end: A song from the shows producer.      --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

This is just me thinking out loud unable to write while driving or doing whatever the fuck I am busy with. I published it because no one listens anyway. Skip this Ep. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

This Episode Is with A local Electrician- Who gave a shocking performance... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

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it's a musicish show. No host today. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Today we have the host of the show, Jonah calling in once again.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Jonah is the star, he gives PSA's. This was another successful bad episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

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WARNING: IF YOU ARE HAVING A MEDICAL EMERGENCY: CALL 9-1-1 RIGHT AWAY. THIS SHOULD GO WITHOUT BEING SAID. IT'S TRULY SADDENING I HAVE TO POST THESE P.S.A'S. DO NOT CALL 9-1-1 WHEN IT IS CONVENIENT FOR YOU OR AFTER THE SHOW. JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT WE WILL COVER AND EVEN IF IT'S TRUE THAT YOU JUST MIGHT CATCH A BIT OF THE ADVICE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. CALL 9-1-1 BUT ONLY FOR IN CASE OF EMERGENCY. DO NOT MISUSE OUR OPERATING SYSTEM. DO NOT CALL 9-1-1 IF WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS MANAGEABLE. IF WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING IS MANAGEABLE CALL THE MEDICAL SHOW FOR ADVICE. THIS IS A MEDICAL SHOW. NOT YOUR PERSONAL EMERGENCY LINE. DO NOT MISUSE THE MEDICAL SHOW'S HOTLINE OR TAKE THE MEDICAL SHOW FOR GRANTED. THE CREATOR AND THE HOST OF THE SHOW HAS BEEN AWAY SINCE IT'S DEBUT EPISODE. HE SHOULD BE RETURNING AT A LATER DATE NOT SPECIFIED. CAUTION: THIS SHOW IS FOR THE PURPOSE OF SPREADING INFORMATION WEATHER THAT BE GOOD OR BAD. DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU HEAR ON THIS SHOW AS IT IS MOST LIKELY NOT BACKED UP BY MEDICAL SCIENCE BUT MERELY CURIOUS SUBTERRANEAN CLINICAL RESEARCH. THE TEMPORARY HOST DOES NOT PARTAKE IN UNAPPROVED FDA CONSUMPTION- FOR ANY OTHER PURPOSE THAN EDUCATIONAL VALUE. USE THIS TO YOUR BENEFIT. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

If You Are having an Emergency Do Not Contact The Medical Show Instead Dial 9-1-1 Our Doctors here on Staff are trying to diagnose the host.  We will make it a game next episode. vote for a show title! What the Doctor Ordered: Drugs NOT Hugs, Due to Covid We (The CDC and WHO?) Strongly Discourage Close Physical Contact- What Need is a Dose of Healthy Isolation: Medication May Be Prescribed to you to get through this transition/New Way Of Life: Ask our Nurses on staff about seeing a Doctor to suite Your suicidal Tendencies Today.             There's something in here for joeanne --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Secret clue: My Wife is the angel.  Interview with burnt out rockstar Kris Thronson.  (plate, if you play along). Enjoy the Medical Show --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

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FOR THIS SHOW WE ARE ASKING THAT YOU IF YOU ARE HAVING AN EMERGENCY AND IT IS CRIME RELATED AND YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION GO STRAIGHT TO THE HOSPITAL.  AS WE ARE ON VACATION IN MINNESOTA.  DON'T CALL 9-1-1.  THAT WILL GET POLICE INVOLVED.  IF IT IS A BULLET WOUND AND THERE IS SUBSTANTIAL BLOOD LOSS, YOU MAY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.  IF IT IS A FLESH WOUND, EITHER WAIT UNTIL I GET BACK.  OR ELSE CALL BUD DWYER, HE IS AVAILABLE TO PULL OUT THE SLUG AND CLEAN IT PROPERLY.  I JUST WOULD NOT TRUST HIM IF IT IS A CRITICAL WOUND, RESULTING IN SIGNIFICANT BLOOD LOSS.  I AM TALKING GALLONS OF BLOOD HERE.  IN WHICH CASE YOU SHOULD NOT BE READING THIS AND INSTEAD YOU SHOULD BE TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.  NORMALLY, THIS WOULD BE THE PLACE TO COME.  LISTENING TO THIS SHOW DOES WONDERS.  AND DRESDEN MORGEN IS A MIRACLE WORKER. WHEN I RETURN FROM MINNESOTA, I WILL PRODUCE A SHOW WHEREBY I TALK YOU THROUGH ALL OF THE STEPS OF A DIY BULLET WOUND PROCEDURE.  AS OF NOW, THIS PODCAST IS MYSELF AND TESS CHRISTMAS TREE, AND WE DO NOT COVER MEDICAL INFO UNTIL LATER IN THE PROGRAM.  MORE OF THE SAME STUFF AS USUAL.   THE GENTLEMAN HERE IS AMPED UP ON SOMETHING, IT SEEMS LIKE ITS AMPHETAMINES I CAN'T TELL AS I AM NO DOCTOR. THE HOST OF THE SHOW IS THE DOCTOR.   ONE QUESTION TO KEEP IN MIND: WHO IS THE HOST OF THE SHOW?  WHAT BUSINESS DOES HE HAVE?  HAS HIS MEDICAL LICENSE BEEN REVOKED?  WHY IS HE SO OBSESSED WITH HIS "HERO" DR. KEVORKIAN?  HOW CAN I TRUST DRESDEN MORGEN AND BUD DWYER?  HOW COME THEY BOTH SOUND SO SIMILAR?  ARE THEY BROTHERS?  THESE ARE FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS.  DO YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS EVER ASKED A QUESTION? GO AWAY. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

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In my care, in one of my deceased patients basements. (we got the cadaver to the morgue, bright and early, late last night) R.I.P Donald Trump (funny coincidence of names) So in a former patient of mine's basement, (we became good friends toward the end, and they signed the line.) Everything is up to snuff and nothing legally or morally is being compromised. Yes, you could argue that it is a conflict of interest to move my clinic into a deceased patients abode. And I could argue you aren't big on 1) recycling. 2) health care 3) You are so pushy about getting the estate moved down to the spoiled brats (already) whose name the trust has been left in. Next of kin. Immediate bloodline after the new estates beneficiary Smokin' Buddy Dwyer. Patient (for confidential reason's name, and yes, nice try HIPPA!) legally changed her will on hospice. However, my lawyer quit after this. Any@#$, I have a homeless junkie staying under my care as of right now in the studio. They congregate here often. This one happens to be a very close childhood friend of the shows, (I have been taking care of her.) I said that already. None of this is scripted and should be taken literally as possible. That is a joke. along with everything the good friend of the show, who is turning her life around, says. (possible joke?) NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. UNLESS I SAY IT IS OTHERWISE. Legal disclaimer: If. you are having an emergency, we can take care of it right on the show just by audio treatment. FDA and I are at odds again. Look if you wanna have an attitude, fine whatever, don't call 9-1-1, but YOU WILL BE HAVING AN EMERGENCY AT APPROX. 14:00 hours on the fourth of, well, maybe this month, maybe the next. Not gonna say when cause I don't want it to seem like I had any prior knowledge of this. Look I run a radio show. I am a family man, a peace officer, a civil helper, a misanthropist, a statesmen, an abortion doctor, and I have served jury duty before also. All of my visits to the court room thereafter, unfortunately, have been due to legal wrangling, but I am going to bring this bullshit to the supreme court. so remember to take your meds! (H). REAL DOCTORS, REAL NEWS, THE #1 most trusted medical journal report in the country. THE MEDICAL SHOW! Thanks for listening you slime. GO GET HOOKED ON DOPE IF YOU DO NOT WANNA TAKE MY ADVICE SEE HOW FAR THAT GETS YOU, (Then again you may just end up being my next guest...) ;). SEND HANNAH YOUR MONEY AND LOVE. WE HERE AT THE SHOW LOVE HANNAH AND WE SEND HER OUR LOVE, BUT MONEY HAS BEEN SHORT DUE TO FREELOADER sycophants, FANBOYS, and the hospice unit in every state thats died in red, white, and blue, who never support the show, but complain as soon as I miss one release on my abstract schedule. Go have a tranqui-on-a-me, enjoy yourself, this show is on me. support if you can, or don't. I don't expect you to, that would imply you have courage of conviction, which lets be honest... just kidding, why would we start being honest now? Enjoy this sad and depraved criminally insane outburst of an episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

I am going to start a Podcast like Joe Rogan and make ten thousand bucks! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support

Did you know people who have had plastic surgery are happier on average?  the reason being is because when you smile your brain thinks its happy. This episode needs revision. very poor and choppy quality.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/themedicalshow/support