Thirst Trap

The girls are back on the couch and thirsty as ever!! This week they talk about everything from road head to break ups to making out after you swallow cum!! -In the DMS: A guy messages Amanda about her chin. Someone DM's Natalie about breakup advice. -Following up on an old topic: Is it ok to take leftovers home if its for the dog? Rate that thirst: Giving a blow job in the car, when a guy says they won't kiss you after you swallow their cum, making plans on a first date about stuff you'll do together in the future. Listener email: Do women find it unattractive when guys are nice?

The girls are out of zoom boxes and recording in person in front of a live studio audience (our producer)!!! PLUS a new system for rating thirsty situations. Are you parched? Dehydrated? Fully Hydrated?  Doesn't matter: check this episode out where they talk about everything from dating someone who owns a tarantula to cleaning up your room before taking a selfie! -In the DMS: An audio message from a listener with a bearded dragon and a tarantula as a pet…but hey ..he's 6'1! -Natalie explains the spoon test -When is it ok to ghost? -How would feel in an open relationship? Rate that thirst: Asking someone why they're single on a first date, looking different in every photo on dating apps, going to couple's therapy during the first month of dating Listener email: A listener matches with a guy on Tinder who might have a girlfriend as per his Instagram. Should she message the girlfriend, confront the guy or leave it alone and ghost?

Nice guys finish thirsty..or do they? What's your type? Natalie and Amanda sit down with a series of dating and lifestyle topics and a new segment: Dating Disaster Diaries!   * In the DMs: Amanda goes from Gorgeous to ok in a matter of seconds by ignoring a listener    * How your toxic trait is linked to your love language    * Do you have a type?    * Rate that thirst: Double Texting with a “?”, Taking someone to your stand up show on a first date, Asking your significant other about every social media interaction they have with another person    * Dating Disaster Diaries: A listener meets up with someone on Tinder who leaves because he wasn't forceful enough    *Listener E-mail: My mom doesn't like my boyfriend: Red Flag or Deal Breaker? 

The girls are back from Idaho and boy oh BOY-se do they have stories! Listen as they discuss everything from Idaho Uber drivers to discussing family trauma on a first date. * In the DMs- A listener asks to touch Amanda's teeth. How much should she charge? Natalie gets contacted by a college friend who wants to get together and "write" * Rate that thirst: Sending a selfie mid texting conversation, sending a nude after a first date, asking about family trauma on a first date, name dropping on a first date, posting a selfie and captioning it "Why am I single" * The mental abuse of ghosting * Listener e-mail: Why hasn't a guy asked me on a second date but still texts me after the first date?

Vaxxed and ready to thirst! The ladies of Thirst Trap debate everything from how soon is it to store someone in your phone to taking home leftovers on a first date!   * In the DMs: A listener liked Natalie before it was cool    *Rate that thirst: Asking if they are circumcised or uncircumcised before you see the penis, taking home leftovers on a first date, asking someone's insta handle on a dating app   *Listener e-mail: My ex and I say dramatic things to each other. One night when we weren't talking, he hung out with his ex. Is this a deal breaker?

This episode was recorded live at The Tiny Cupboard, one of the girls' favorite venues in Brooklyn, NY. Natalie and Amanda discuss everything from Wet Paint signs (cut up to say AIN'T WET!) to Threesomes. They both share voice memos they received in their DMs, and they play a particularly fun game of Rate That Thirst! 

Another day, another dollar, another thirst trap the podcast episode! Join the girls as they discuss everything from posting about charity work to hooking up with an EMT!  In the DMs: Natalie is contacted by an ex coworker five years after they worked together  Social Media Tip of the Week: A new, unknown feature that will change your life! Rate that thirst: A guy hitting on your friend after you rejected him, asking for donations on your birthday, asking about sexual kinks on the first date 

The girls respond to listener feedback from the last episode, particularly about one topic: ENGAGEMENT RINGS! This week Natalie and Amanda get personal about their dating experiences, and they rate and review thirsty scenarios!  In the DMs: What would you do if you woke up one day and a miniature city was on your floor? Social Media Tip of the Week: Stalking a Dog Instagram Account Rate that Thirst: Deleting photos of your ex after you break up, eating food off of someone else's plate when they're done, texting back too soon Listener Email: A listener asks if she's weak for staying with her boyfriend of three years who cheated on her once?

We're back and parched AF. We need a WAP! (wet ass podcast)! Catch up with the girls on this week's episode! In the DMs: A doctor writes in and shares his “Mary Had a Little Lamb” guitar rendition Summer Goals Natalie's successful Stag Magazine spread Social Media Tip of the Week: How many Instagram stories should you post in a day? Rate that thirst: Splitting the bill, Sending flowers to work after one date, Bringing a sex toy to a first date  Engagement rings: new or borrowed? Foreplay or no? Buying new sex toys in a new relationship Listener EMAIL: Should you slide into someone's DMs after matching with them on a dating app?

It's our birthday! Well Amanda's - but Natalie and Amanda are now a one stop shop. Amanda brings the Miami sunshine and Natalie brings the roast jokes - (braless) in this episode:  In the DM's- A cameo request for Natalie to talk about a guy getting wedgies and swirlies  The girls learn what a swirlie is why it's a fetish  How to make sure a man will never leave you  Roasting our Listeners: Cameron and Dave Woll  Rate that thirst: Posting about how men are always hitting on you on Linked In, Swiping right on everyone on a dating app, Sending used underwear in the mail with priority shipping. Listener e-mail: When you're hooking up with someone, does meeting the parents mean exclusivity? Is blue balls real? Check out our friend Dave Woll's podcast: https://www.thepigeonwhole.com/

The girls are back with a  new segment: Let us roast you! We know you're thirsty for attention so send in your pictures, instagram accounts etc. and let us make you cry tears of thirst. PLUS: The girls explore high brow questions: would you rather be sperm in a ball sack or an egg in a womb? How much diet coke is too much? Are beards sexy? and more!   *In the DMs:  Amanda gets a DM that proves men are crazier than women *Social Media tip of the week: Which emoji is best to cover your nipples? * Let Us Roast You: A man in a banana suit and a former improviser gets Natalie's best roast material *Rate That Thirst: Sexting in public, Recycling old nudes, Putting your relationship status in your IG bio, Using a photo of yourself in a mask as your main photo on a dating app, Liking your own post from other social media accounts, Masturbating on an airplane. * Listener Email: Do women prefer a man with pubic hair?  

This could be the best or the worst episode ever! Join Natalie and Amanda as they discuss everything from liking instagram model's pictures to hooking up with a guy your friend has hooked up with.    - In the DMs- Natalie blocks two trolls - People who take stand up jokes too seriously  - Is it ok for your boyfriend to like or comment on an Instagram model's photo? - How thirsty are these situations: People who read on the subway, Contacting someone on another platform after they block you on one - Love Bombing: why do people do it? - How long should you wait before you say "I love you"? - Why are there so many singles in New York City? - Listener E-mail : A guy I used to hook up with is talking to my best friend.

Mercury is in retrograde but the thirst is not! This week the girls discuss everything from astrology to pregnancy announcement etiquette and more!  - Mercury in Retrograde  - How astrology can help you reflect on your life - The girls predict your future based on your sign  - How the girls feel about you sliding into the DMs - Stalking yourself on social media  - Dating someone who loves social media - Employees at retail stores who stalk you after shopping there  - Rate how thirsty these situations are: Giving someone right of way when driving just so they wave at you, Leaving your number on the receipt at a restaurant, Thirsty ways to announce your pregnancy, Drawing a stranger on the subway, Asking someone's astrology sign on a first date, Calling the waiter by his/her first name, Giving birth on instagram live  - Listener Email: I've been dating my girlfriend for 1.5 years and I'm not sure if she is the one

The Thirst Trap girls left the basement, traveled the world, and are back to bring you the hottest topics in social media, crazy interactions, dating and more! This week they discuss: *The Britney Spears documentary  *The complexities of female sexuality  *How instagram empowers you to control your own narrative *Valentine's Day social media posting etiquette *Rate That Thirst: Posting a selfie at the doctor's office, Vying for a dog's attention at a party,  Being the first one to dive into the cheese plate at a social gathering, Posting a vaccine selfie, Couples who post bedroom selfies. *How to politely let the host know you want to eat at a party when no one else has touched the food *Listener Email: A guy I've been dating and seeing 3-4 times a week never initiates our conversations. I always text him first. Is this normal? What should I do?

The girls are back after an exhausting week and things are thirstier than ever! They sit down to discuss everything from funeral outfits to moose knuckles!  Planning the perfect funeral outfit In the DMs: A listener says he'd travel far and wide to sniff Natalie's dandruff.  Social Media Tip of the Week: Birthday Posts for Your Family RATE THAT THIRST: Posting a tribute to a celebrity that died, Posting a fitting room picture, Posting your COVID test results, Posting a picture of a slightly funny convo you had with a slightly famous celebrity, Posting fan emails What would happen if your therapist followed you on Social Media? Seeing your therapist on the street Living long enough until your boobs are on the floor  Listener Emails: Men are either ass or boob guys, is there an equivalent for women?

It's another thirsty week with the Thirst Trap Gals! Natalie and Amanda discuss social media tips, DMs, and rate thirsty situations!   *In the DMs: Can you send me a link to your set? ...NO *Why you should never ask a comic to tell you a joke offstage  *How to get the ring light ring out of the reflection of your glasses *Thirsty Situations: Posting a picture of your screen time, Calling out the one person watching your IG Live, Posting a photo of what you're watching on TV, Saying, "I Did a Thing". *Which would you prefer: WiFi in Hell or no Wifi in Heaven? Forgetting to eat for the rest of your life or forgetting to check your phone? *IG Live versus Zoom Shows  *Finding the best form of communication based on your Zodiac Sign *City girls will fuck up your body, suburban girls will fuck up your soul * Are women more competitive than men? * Starting an OnlyFans with no nudes, only photos of our perfect teeth *Listener Email: My girlfriend and I will get into an argument and she'll send me a picture of her crying! Is that normal?

Natalie and Amanda are back, fully shaven and ready to give you social media tips of the week, rate thirsty situations and answer listener emails! See? 2021 is so different than 2020! - In the DMs: A listener writes a dick song for Amanda and Natalie.... Possible first dance song at their wedding?  - Social Media Tip of the Week: Faking a birthday - Having a fun funeral  - Natalie's first diet at 2 years old - Instagram getting rid of likes - Why we have the best followers - Rating Thirsty situations: DMing someone a picture they posted instead of commenting on the photo, Deleting a post that's not getting enough likes, Posting "Just Because" flowers from your boyfriend, Posting a photo of your engagement ring, Posting Dating App Conversations, Vaguebooking - A listener suffering from seasonal depression and COVID depression seeks self care tips

After taking a week off, for the world to calm down, Natalie and Amanda are back to bring you social media tips, read crazy DMs, rate thirsty situations, and, of course, answer your lifestyle questions! * Natalie gets trolled on Cameo! * A good friend (@meghroberts) sends in a DM she received where a guy offered to turn his micro penis into the nose's of Disney characters * For the first time ever Natalie advises the listeners to put their phone down * Why posting your political opinion has never helped anyone * Natalie and Amanda share their intrigue for instagram Plastic Surgery videos * The power of Dog Influencers *  Natalie and Amanda rate how thirsty the following situations are: Posting the classic “feet on the beach” picture,  randomly posting wedding photos, creating an insta for your pet, and getting bangs during quarantine. * Listener e-mail: My boyfriend of 4 months won't invite me over to his place? Is this a red flag? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thirsttrapthepod/support

Amanda is back from Miami quarantining. They're 6+ feet apart this episode via zoom!  They talk about everything from secret COVID confessions to how much their eggs are worth. *Amanda suggests a show called "COVID Confessions" *Proper COVID one night stand etiquette *Someone slid into Natalie's DMs because she looks like she has hot, fertile eggs *The desperate move of sharing a post to your story for more likes *Why the holidays are for seeing how rich your friends on Social Media are * Why you should stop posting photos of random family member's kids *Can't talk right now, doing Hot Girl Shit...or are you? *Why there should be a Mad Libs for Social Media Memes *The only situation we want to see Influencer's unboxing videos * They rate how thirsty the following situations are: Influencers posting IG handles on their tombstone, posting too many TBTs where you look hotter than you do now, posting a screenshot of people complimenting you, Pretending you like a certain kind of music to get your partner to like you * A listener asks how to tell her partner his balls smell bad --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thirsttrapthepod/support

Amanda joins Natalie from Miami, Florida where they discuss how to have sex during COVID, writing the perfect instagram caption, social media behavior post break up and more! What sex positions would the CDC recommend? Should you post to your story before the grid? 2020 Instrgram Glitch Rating Apps on the iTunes App Portal Should you review on Yelp? How to caption a photo properly Amanda tries to guess what YKTVF means Why and when we use the word Vibez Do we prefer relatable celebrities or celebrities who have what we want? Rate that thirst- Posting a meme post break up, posting a picture of doing an activity you shared with your ex, stalking a hinge matches' instagram for past relationships A listener asks how to get her friends to like her boyfriend even though she complains about him  

Natalie and Amanda sit down to read funny DMs, discuss social media pet peeves, the dos and don'ts for dating apps, and why there is no more original content. · A guy DMs Natalie six times because she has resting yummy p*ssy face · How to describe “Thirst Trap” to your therapist · A listener corrects the girls on what a dipstick is  · Getting a colonic on a first date · Elf on the shelf trend · Whether it's thirstier for men or women to post selfies · Rate that thirst: People who post a screenshot of their run map, posting your post to your story for more likes, men who post a picture of themselves holding a baby on dating profile pictures, men who post pics of themselves with a dog in their dating profile picture · Serial Killers' dating profiles · Natalie's trick to ensure you won't be catfish  · Waking someone up to have sex · Whether or not there is such a thing as an original thought --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/thirsttrapthepod/support

Natalie and Amanda sit down to discuss everything from social media pet peeves, dating advice, thirsty habits and more! * Natalie and Amanda read funny DMs they've received * What it means when a guy sends you a leaf emoji * Getting contacted from someone who ghosted you * Why we thirst * Amanda asks should I post this meme? * Definition of Cuffing Season * What you should post instead of a Christmas throwback this year * Social media jealousy * Meeting internet celebrities in person * The 2020 Spotify Wrap-up * The girls guess each other's music taste * Doing butt stuff  

The Thirst Trap girls sit down with Thirst Trap Queen Lindsey Jenningz! (@lindseyjenningz) She is an LA and NY comedian, as well as beloved Suicide Girl. She dances, shes funny, she does hair, she models, she probably make bread from scratch. Listen as they discuss: What it means to be an instagram model Secret to confidence Being a woman in comedy Instagram and sex work What it means to be shadowbanned on Instagram How changing your gender on instagram effects your content Best social media app for sex work FMK: Musician, Comedian, Model Dating other comedians Her ex calling the cops Dating responsibly during the pandemic Listener email: a listener hooked up with a guy, once, a year ago, that her friend is hooking up with. Did her friend break girl code?  

The girls sit down with Nicky Paris! Nicky Paris one of the most loved comics in both NY and LA. He was named “Comics to Watch” in the Huffington post. He has been praised in TMZ, Forbes, LA Times, People Magazine and he is a host on the successful podcast Daddy Issues with Dean McDermott. They discuss: NY vs. LA vs. Philly comedy and dating scenes Is it easier to get a sugar daddy in NY or LA? Social Media Pet Peeves: home cooked food on paper plates and annoying Tik Tok dance faces! Having to compromise in a relationship Nicky's hilarious first time doing stand up on a cruise ship F*ck, Marry, Kill: Philly, NY, LA An app that matches auras between two people   Finally, they answer listener emails: 1. A 27 year old who never had a boyfriend. They want to know: intimacy issues or are they not good enough? 2. A guy asks how to ask out his coworkers

In this week's solo episode comedians Natalie Cuomo and Amanda Gail tackle a wide range of hilarious topics about social media and dating. Finally, they answer listener emails! 1. F*ck, Marry, Kill: Facebook, Instagram, Tik Tok 2.  Is it safe to keep Tik Tok? 3.  How close do you have to be with a friend to tell them their content sucks? 4. To FINSTA or not to have a FINSTA? 5. Does the time you post matter? 6. Is posting too much or too little about your significant other a red flag? 7. Mute vs. Blocking vs. unfollowing - what are the rules? Listener emails: 1. Should you dump a toxic friend who can't be happy for you? 2. A Woman lost a bunch of weight and wants to post a thirst trap to get back at her ex. He dumped her for gaining too much weight. Should she post or move on?

In today's episode, hosts Natalie Cuomo and Amanda Gail are joined by renaissance man, musician, and comedian Cipha Sounds. Cipha is one of the only people to make a successful transition from music to comedy and has worked with some of the biggest names in the industry. From Jay-Z to Michelle Wolf, Cipha has carved out a niche for himself as a true entertainer. Cipha joins us today to talk about thirst trap etiquette, what drives him crazy about other peoples' social media, and how he learned to let go of what other people think. Listen to the show to hear Ciphas' thoughts on: How Halloween thirst trap pics were different this year. Why he's thankful for Instagram changes made to the like system. Why he won't slide into your DMs but he will respond if you slide into his. The importance of having a connection beyond just a sexy pic. Why you need to have separate thirst trap and personal accounts. Cipha's policy on muting and unfollowing. How he successfully made the transition from music to comedy. Why you need to pay attention to the business side and hustle for success. How social media has both helped and harmed the entertainment industry. His love of Karen videos. Cipha's thoughts on Woke culture. Letting go of what other people think of you. Yoga pants and their contribution to society. Why Cipha hates umbrella terms. Creating social media boundaries. How to spice up your marriage, without nudes. What makes a sexy picture? Why you need to commit to the bit in roleplay. Taking it slow when sending pics. How his mother's work ethic impacted Cipha growing up.

Comedians Natalie and Amanda talk about thirst traps, social media, texting, and more!