We Talk, You Die

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A fast paced "Roy and HG" employing a unique sense of crass Australian satire. A collection of our radio shenanigans. The Faptacular One Hour Special, Tom And Julz Crack A Fat + Our many interviews.

We talk, You die


    • Jan 27, 2012 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 12m AVG DURATION
    • 31 EPISODES


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    We Talk, You Die21 - Tom's family issues.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2012 13:23


    We Talk, You Die20 - Awkward Moments.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2012 14:25


    1. Intro. 2. The phone isn't working for our phone-less segment! 3. Hooley Dooleys 4. Fapping in public. 5. Getting caught. 6. Julius wants a facebook stalker.

    We Talk, You Die19 - Summer Television Show Ideas.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2011 11:12


    1. If you're blind and failed to comprehend the title - it reads as follows: "We Talk, You Die19 - Summer Television Show Ideas.". 2. In other words, I'm a complete idiot.

    We Talk, You Die18 - Tom talks Mitsubishi.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2011 13:53


    1. Mitsubishi. 2. Toyota. 3. Honda. 4. Generic brand. 5. Audi. 6. BMW. 7. Mercedes. 8. Just naming cars. Just, naming cars.

    We Talk, You Die17 - Peak Oil.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2011 12:28


    1. Spread out content over the next 5 months! 2. Something about bush fires. 3. Wateer.

    We Talk, You Die16 - I Cannot Remember.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2011 14:54


    1. Since I actually can't remember and can't be stuffed listening to another 15~ish minutes of the show, it's truly a mix bag! 2. Enjoy!

    We Talk, You Die15 - Talking Wood and Regrets.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2011 16:05


    1. Tom!? What the hell, why didn't you prepare!!!?! 2. Tom gives me a gobbie during the song, although i probably shouldn't mention this. 3. What are your biggest regrets? We share ours. 4. (Excluding this podcast itself).

    Ghostwood Interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2011 8:40


    Listen to Tom fanboy his way through a phonecall with Gab, the lead vocalist of Sydney band, Ghostwood.

    We Talk, You Die14 - Tom likes to crash his car.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2011 22:00


    1. We waste 22 minutes of your life. 2. No seriously, it's gone forever. 3. It won't magically come back. 4. ...and no. You can't sue us, it's in the terms and conditions.

    We Talk, You Die13 - Mixing Brands and Bus Guy.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2011 16:00


    1. Because we have all the solutions to your problems. 2. When Pepsi and Coke Unite. 3. Some dickhead on the bus decides to be a dickhead. 4. We name and shame celebrity pets.

    We Talk, You Die12 - FAPTAC Festival Guide!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2011 18:00


    1. A comprehensive guide on a bunch of bullshit we made up. 2. Jackie Chan Masturbates into a crowd of people. 3. That obviously never happened - but fuck you! 4. Dangerous Dogs appreciation week.

    The Faptacular OHS - Episode 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2011 16:00


    1. Getting a celebrity to help co-host! 2. Our experience using needles. Legally. 3. Why women are not interested in me!?

    The Faptacular OHS - Episode 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2011 19:41


    1. We're protecting you from bush fires goddamn it! 2. Arsonists don't kill people, fires do! 3. Tips on how not to burn the house down. 4. Please don't be an arsonist.

    The Panda Band Interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2011 6:00


    Tom chats to Perth's own The Panda Band above the Northcote social club before their album launch show. We Talk, You Die is going national on ya'll! (Due to technical problems, some of the interview was lost. We apologise)

    The Faptacular OHS - Episode 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2011 22:00


    1. Chrissie Swan: Australia's sweet heart aka. her blood content is 90% percent sugar. 2. We hate Chrissie Swan. We hate Australia even more as we make her deputy prime minister 3. Worldwide disasters. Fuku-something-a 4. FAPTAC the trading card game. 5. Sac-tap or finger your lecturer! It's a guaranteed winner!

    The Faptacular OHS - Episode 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2011 18:00


    1. Julius is feeling a little depressed. 2. Officially toilet trained. Sucks. 3. Thomas is an immense racist! Would rather have sex with Emma Watson than Morgan Freeman. 4. Excellent episode - One of our best!

    Deja Interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2011 17:09


    Tom was lucky enough to get to chat with Jack & Claire from the Melbourne band Deja straight from their apartment in Fitrzoy. Scoop central. www.dejatheband.com

    The Faptacular OHS - Episode 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2011 0:09


    1. Julius mixes the best of Cooking and Renovating shows! 2. That's basically it, so check it out! 3. I'm just adding another random bullet point to make it seem like more is actually happening that necessary. Chill. 4. With that said, definitely one of our funniest episodes!

    Buchanan Interview

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2011 11:46


    Tom interviews Josh Simons, the lead vocalist and keys player from the Melbourne band Buchanan.

    The Faptacular OHS - Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2011 18:03


    1. Julia Gillard: Redder than Alice Springs. 2. Let's chuck in a nork cam during question time, Amanda vanstone gets her tits out on Big Brother. I then throw up. 3. Royal wedding madness! 4. Bad royal wedding gifts: Princess Diana's ashes.

    The Faptacular OHS - Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2011 18:50


    1. Tom and Julz helping out the community! 2. Surgeons are doing it tough. 3. My illegal DS related story. 4. I honestly couldn't be fucked putting the effort in to write witty descriptions. Seriously, it's like 10am in the morning and I'm freaking tired as hell. Not to mention, I still haven't received my n64 stuff from Hong Kong yet!

    Tom And Julz Crack A Fat - Podcast 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2011 0:09


    1. Milley Cyrus: Bitch won't let us interview her. 2. Cock-blocked by a tradie ON THE SHOW! 3. Hip n' all that at uni. Fap stats shnigger. Nude lawn is nudity. 4. Asian kid or calculator? 5. Julia Gillard is not a real name. Even I have bigger tits than her. 6. Tom calls his boss a bastard. Idiot.

    Tom And Julz Crack A Fat - Podcast 4.Part2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2011 0:09


    1. Julius Reade: Fapping story of 2011. 2. Conan O'Brien shits all over Jimmy faggot. 3. Penis head. 4. David Letterman asking stupid fucking questions. 5. Crazed gun man. 6. Lady gaga shit in interviews.

    The Faptacular OHS - Podcast 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2011 0:09


    1. Mrs. Miss: Our very first, Which would you tap! 2. The Julius Reade fleshlight, The Gillard paradox. 3. Tom describes the worst date! 4. I listen to Tom describing the worst date ever! 5. All while you listen at the very same time!

    Tom And Julz Crack A Fat - Podcast 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2011 0:09


    1. Mr. Digitalism: Evoking too many emotions. 2. Tom's hating the cinema - working there. 3. The best jobs: Club X, not Club X. 4. Why don't we ever eat Wumpa fruit. 5. We Put the "W" in "We talk you Die". 6. The birth making process, Tom is inherently racist.

    Tom And Julz Crack A Fat - Podcast 2.Part1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2011 0:09


    1. Thomas Hutchins: The sickness; the 100% tabacco, 0% marijuana joint. 2. Kids with chlamydia, the stuff that looks like crabs and probably is crabs. 3. Dress up as your favorite Harry potter character! 4. HP: The flaws that even we don't get.

    The Faptacular OHS - Podcast 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2011 11:41


    1. Ms. Sydney: Trams are hot. 2. Tom's rejection hug. 3. A skewed segment: WE LOVE THAT F*ING COUNTRY. 4. We hate Luxembourg. You should too.

    Tom And Julz Crack A Fat - Podcast 1.Part2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2011 28:54


    1. Ellen Degeneres: Getting on the thing. 2. Tom's prank call shenanigans, issues with past neighbours + telemarketers. 3. Justin Timberlake's Myspace, becoming your favourite celebrity.

    Tom And Julz Crack A Fat - Podcast 1.Part1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2011 29:21


    1. Maria Sharapova's hot body. 2. Talking Wimbledon with our starcraft knowledge. 3. Solutions for modern sport. 4. Talking Ellen, our envy 5. We emulate Ellen. Unfortunately. 

    The Faptacular OHS - Podcast 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2011 14:11


    1. Little Timmy needs to watch porn! 2. The wank bank, Victorian schools for porn initiative. 3. Bullshit prize and money. 4. Send us your credit card details. 5. Go out on a date with my mum!

    The Faptacular OHS - Podcast 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2011 9:08


    1. Julius Reade: I'm desperate. 2. We go off-air. Bit Noir. 3. Weird places you've woken up.

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