We Talk, You Die

1. Enjoy! 2. Fair enough.

1. Intro. 2. The phone isn't working for our phone-less segment! 3. Hooley Dooleys 4. Fapping in public. 5. Getting caught. 6. Julius wants a facebook stalker.

1. If you're blind and failed to comprehend the title - it reads as follows: "We Talk, You Die19 - Summer Television Show Ideas.". 2. In other words, I'm a complete idiot.

1. Mitsubishi. 2. Toyota. 3. Honda. 4. Generic brand. 5. Audi. 6. BMW. 7. Mercedes. 8. Just naming cars. Just, naming cars.

1. Spread out content over the next 5 months! 2. Something about bush fires. 3. Wateer.

1. Since I actually can't remember and can't be stuffed listening to another 15~ish minutes of the show, it's truly a mix bag! 2. Enjoy!

1. Tom!? What the hell, why didn't you prepare!!!?! 2. Tom gives me a gobbie during the song, although i probably shouldn't mention this. 3. What are your biggest regrets? We share ours. 4. (Excluding this podcast itself).

Listen to Tom fanboy his way through a phonecall with Gab, the lead vocalist of Sydney band, Ghostwood.

1. We waste 22 minutes of your life. 2. No seriously, it's gone forever. 3. It won't magically come back. 4. ...and no. You can't sue us, it's in the terms and conditions.

1. Because we have all the solutions to your problems. 2. When Pepsi and Coke Unite. 3. Some dickhead on the bus decides to be a dickhead. 4. We name and shame celebrity pets.

1. A comprehensive guide on a bunch of bullshit we made up. 2. Jackie Chan Masturbates into a crowd of people. 3. That obviously never happened - but fuck you! 4. Dangerous Dogs appreciation week.

1. Getting a celebrity to help co-host! 2. Our experience using needles. Legally. 3. Why women are not interested in me!?

1. We're protecting you from bush fires goddamn it! 2. Arsonists don't kill people, fires do! 3. Tips on how not to burn the house down. 4. Please don't be an arsonist.

Tom chats to Perth's own The Panda Band above the Northcote social club before their album launch show. We Talk, You Die is going national on ya'll! (Due to technical problems, some of the interview was lost. We apologise)

1. Chrissie Swan: Australia's sweet heart aka. her blood content is 90% percent sugar. 2. We hate Chrissie Swan. We hate Australia even more as we make her deputy prime minister 3. Worldwide disasters. Fuku-something-a 4. FAPTAC the trading card game. 5. Sac-tap or finger your lecturer! It's a guaranteed winner!

1. Julius is feeling a little depressed. 2. Officially toilet trained. Sucks. 3. Thomas is an immense racist! Would rather have sex with Emma Watson than Morgan Freeman. 4. Excellent episode - One of our best!

Tom was lucky enough to get to chat with Jack & Claire from the Melbourne band Deja straight from their apartment in Fitrzoy. Scoop central. www.dejatheband.com

1. Julius mixes the best of Cooking and Renovating shows! 2. That's basically it, so check it out! 3. I'm just adding another random bullet point to make it seem like more is actually happening that necessary. Chill. 4. With that said, definitely one of our funniest episodes!

Tom interviews Josh Simons, the lead vocalist and keys player from the Melbourne band Buchanan.

1. Julia Gillard: Redder than Alice Springs. 2. Let's chuck in a nork cam during question time, Amanda vanstone gets her tits out on Big Brother. I then throw up. 3. Royal wedding madness! 4. Bad royal wedding gifts: Princess Diana's ashes.

1. Tom and Julz helping out the community! 2. Surgeons are doing it tough. 3. My illegal DS related story. 4. I honestly couldn't be fucked putting the effort in to write witty descriptions. Seriously, it's like 10am in the morning and I'm freaking tired as hell. Not to mention, I still haven't received my n64 stuff from Hong Kong yet!

1. Milley Cyrus: Bitch won't let us interview her. 2. Cock-blocked by a tradie ON THE SHOW! 3. Hip n' all that at uni. Fap stats shnigger. Nude lawn is nudity. 4. Asian kid or calculator? 5. Julia Gillard is not a real name. Even I have bigger tits than her. 6. Tom calls his boss a bastard. Idiot.

1. Julius Reade: Fapping story of 2011. 2. Conan O'Brien shits all over Jimmy faggot. 3. Penis head. 4. David Letterman asking stupid fucking questions. 5. Crazed gun man. 6. Lady gaga shit in interviews.

1. Mrs. Miss: Our very first, Which would you tap! 2. The Julius Reade fleshlight, The Gillard paradox. 3. Tom describes the worst date! 4. I listen to Tom describing the worst date ever! 5. All while you listen at the very same time!

1. Mr. Digitalism: Evoking too many emotions. 2. Tom's hating the cinema - working there. 3. The best jobs: Club X, not Club X. 4. Why don't we ever eat Wumpa fruit. 5. We Put the "W" in "We talk you Die". 6. The birth making process, Tom is inherently racist.

1. Thomas Hutchins: The sickness; the 100% tabacco, 0% marijuana joint. 2. Kids with chlamydia, the stuff that looks like crabs and probably is crabs. 3. Dress up as your favorite Harry potter character! 4. HP: The flaws that even we don't get.

1. Ms. Sydney: Trams are hot. 2. Tom's rejection hug. 3. A skewed segment: WE LOVE THAT F*ING COUNTRY. 4. We hate Luxembourg. You should too.

1. Ellen Degeneres: Getting on the thing. 2. Tom's prank call shenanigans, issues with past neighbours + telemarketers. 3. Justin Timberlake's Myspace, becoming your favourite celebrity.

1. Maria Sharapova's hot body. 2. Talking Wimbledon with our starcraft knowledge. 3. Solutions for modern sport. 4. Talking Ellen, our envy 5. We emulate Ellen. Unfortunately. 

1. Little Timmy needs to watch porn! 2. The wank bank, Victorian schools for porn initiative. 3. Bullshit prize and money. 4. Send us your credit card details. 5. Go out on a date with my mum!

1. Julius Reade: I'm desperate. 2. We go off-air. Bit Noir. 3. Weird places you've woken up.