What kind of monster are you?

Have you guys ever noticed that every good sauce is basically just ketchup or mayo plus some random other ingredient? Cocktail sauce? Ketchup. Tartar sauce? Mayo. Remoulade sauce? Ketchup AND… The post WKOMAY 80: The Three Trials Of The Durham PD appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Ring the bell, baby! It's shrimp time! We become typewriter scientists and Joe introduces us to a brand new type of paranoia. Then we talk about who would replace Joe… The post WKOMAY 79: Lovin' The Shrimp Time appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We ponder what makes Light Eggnog “light”. Then, Drew finds the strength within himself to both hate on Superman and rip him off. Cecile wonders what's really happening on Mars,… The post WKOMAY 78: Innit appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We share subpar Thanksgiving stories and Joe destroys his Dad's chair. Then we ponder the question, “do we already have the power to grant wishes by ripping our fingernails out… The post WKOMAY 77: Chicken Taco Alfredo appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Mirror mirror on the wall, Joe's the most pompous of us all. Also, Cecile tells a cute story about ignoring someone's literal cry for help. Then, we introduce the hot… The post WKOMAY 76: Soft Grunge appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Joe gets jazzed on electric rice and buys two cakes made out of shoes or something. Then, we research the relative buoyancy of fingernails and access the power to conjure… The post WKOMAY 75: Naked & Invisible appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Drew's obsession with soda covered popcorn reaches its ultimate form and Joe does horrible things to our fingers. Then, Drew tasks us with coming up with a replacement for Pumpkin… The post WKOMAY 74: My Great Grandfire appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

When Cecile is away the boys will desperately attempt to maintain a sense of decorum, but end up talking about dicks anyway. Drew tries to placate the haters with some… The post WKOMAY 73: Pumpkin Spice Corporate Lobby appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Drewstradamus gives up the game and makes a prediction for the year 2023. Then, Joe gives us a taste of his American accent and Drew takes us to Party City.… The post WKOMAY 72: Australian Tuxedo appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We back. Again. Sorry. Gavin uncovers McDonald's latest plot to mutilate beloved childhood icons and Drew drives through the heart of the storm in order to beat his friends at… The post WKOMAY 71: Coupon Machine Go Brr appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We're back at full strength this week so it's time for our annual Way Past Relevant Dragon Con Update. Then, Drew gives us a lecture about our sugar intake and… The post WKOMAY 70: Gator Glass appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Everything's finally back to normal and Joe's gunning for monster of the year. Like normal. Contained in this episode: cheeto fingers, body horror, cryptids, games shows, and discussions about soup.… The post WKOMAY 69: Nice appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

It's the return! Chris and Drew are away on nerd business, so Gavin leads Cecile and Joe on a medium dive of the chaos surrounding everyone's favorite spooky family film.… The post WKOMAY 68: Cashwreck | The Addams Family appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

This week we're pairing off thirty two of the finest in sacked based cuisines to find out which one gets to claim the title “Best Snack In A Bag”. Which… The post WKOMAY 67: Let's Fight | Snacks In A Bag appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

God I love a train! Sleek. Fast. Efficient. And don't even get me started on bullet trains. Did you know that the Hyperloop can make the trip from Dallas to… The post WKOMAY 66: White Folks Love Trains appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

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Joe tells another story that no one should ever hear. Then, we get back to some old fashioned body horror and Cecile continues to plot against her enemies. We get… The post WKOMAY 64: Nuttin' But Power appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Drew and Gavin shame Joe and Cecile for Halloween shopping in July which inevitably sparks a The Grinch Who Stole Christmas lore deep dive/existential crisis. Later, Cecile shoves all the… The post WKOMAY 63: Become The Pizza Girl appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Joe and Cecile get tricked into drinking real life ghost booze. Then, Drew reveals his lifelong dream…environmental devastation. Finally, Joe sells us out to gain favor with President Kid Rock.… The post WKOMAY 62: That's a Spicy Peyote appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We celebrate the end of Drew's intermittent fast with sacks of potato genies, endless magical hamburgers, and all the free range space chickens you can bury. Then Drew murders us… The post WKOMAY 61: Tyson Spheres appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Gavin reads the news while everyone else takes turns smelling each other’s fingers. Then, we get wet and open up a portal to another realm. Finally, we spend like forty… The post WKOMAY 60: The Fast & The Furriest appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Joe has yet another startling confession, then we make a shocking discovery about Bigfoot. We give more jobs to the robots and Joe asks the easiest question of all time.… The post WKOMAY 59: Baby Bigfoot Buddy appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

FREE FIREWOOD!! Must be able to haul on your own. Will not deliver. Do not contact me. Do not knock or ring bell. If you see me in the driveway,… The post WKOMAY 58: Ball'N'Cup VR! appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Drew starts us out with some classic body horror, then Joe destroys society. Gavin tries to make things positive, but Joe demands punishment.  Then we discover that birds have been… The post WKOMAY 57: Lil Elvis appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Drew's Sonic obsession turns into an opportunity. Then, we harness the power of embarrassing memories and create Broadway's newest sensation. Music by Throck Morton Subscribe in Apple Podcasts! Follow on… The post WKOMAY 56: Ghoul Blasted appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Joe introduces us to a hot new Instagram trend, then we explode into Bible verses. Somewhere around 36:00 – 43:00 we get into some real serious finger stuff. Music by… The post WKOMAY 55: Standard Horse Questions appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We taught one bot to approximate the answers of one hundred people and came up with the world's greatest game show within a podcast. Get in! We're feudin'! Music by… The post WKOMAY 54: Fully Smooth Boobs appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We got that hot Piedmont Triad area quick-service restaurant goss. Then we use the big words that make us sound so fancy. Music by Throck Morton Subscribe in Apple Podcasts!… The post WKOMAY 53: Unlimited Flavor appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We pay homage to a time honored American movie tradition, then strap diapers to our feet and get trapped in the desert with Kid Rock. Music by Throck Morton Subscribe… The post WKOMAY 52: Pissy Sh***ies appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Drew finds the courage to ask the real questions when Cecile tries to turn us into the Sun. Then, Chris finds the courage to put the robots to work and… The post WKOMAY 51: Name Three appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

The tournament nobody asked for is back! Gather round as we strain friendships and alienate strangers in order to decide the greatest ice cream product of all time. Music by… The post WKOMAY 50: Let's Fight: Ice Cream appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Warning: this episode may contain significant misinformation about animals and their amazing abilities. Please consult Wikipedia before repeating these facts in public. Music by Throck Morton Subscribe in Apple Podcasts!… The post WKOMAY Ep 49: After Work Energy appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Drew channels Bernie Sanders in an impassioned plea to thwart/help (it isn't really clear) the Rat Bee menace/cherished tradition (again, the details are a little fuzzy). Music by Throck Morton… The post WKOMAY Ep 48: Rat Bees Are Fun appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

What's the world like in the year 2024? We take our best guess and burn a backup episode that we didn't intend on releasing so soon. But, hey, it's wedding… The post WKOMAY Ep 47: Booger-Filled, Dumb Couch appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Netflix, despite my colleague's suggestion, no, you may not “have that one for free.” WKOMAY retains the rights to any and all coming of age, teenage-ghost stories and reserves the… The post WKOMAY Ep 46: The World of The Super Mario appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Joe puts us back on the mob payroll, then we ruin both pizza and frittatas in one swing. Cecile gives us a smart bike and we turn it into unlimited… The post WKOMAY Ep 45: Joe's Chamber of Shame appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Drew introduces us to a new breakfast routine, then we talk about ghosts for like thirty minutes. Joe invents Google glasses, but cool. Then, Cecile finally gets her own segment!… The post WKOMAY Ep 44: DoN't WaLk In FrOnT oF a CaR appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We try to fix the educational system and Gavin starts a karate gang. Drew traps us in a feedback loop, then has an existential crisis about his Google calendar. Music… The post WKOMAY Ep 43: Pizza Time appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Joe finds out what happens when you fall in a dream…it's nothing. Nothing happens. Dreams mean nothing and we're all just electrified bags of meat hurling vibrations at each other.… The post WKOMAY Ep 42: She IS The Island appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

I was gonna write a description, but I was super busy. First, I remembered that I have to do laundry tomorrow…then my beard was REALLY itchy…then my leg fell asleep.… The post WKOMAY Ep 41: Plants Don't Go To Heaven appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Tonight, on World's Tallest Family! Four new families step into the arena to battle it out for descendant dominance. Which family will stand tall? And which families will fall? Music… The post WKOMAY Ep 40: World's Tallest Family appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We sell out! Then, we bathe in spiders! Drew tries to have his friends and eat them too. Then, Gavin tests the lengths he'd go to to avoid having a… The post WKOMAY Ep 39: SPIDER TIME! appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Drew begins his new health journey. Then, we theorize the existence of a Cleveland Prime and end up back in Elon Musk's zoo. Gavin leads a robotic uprising, but Cecile… The post WKOMAY Ep 38: The Good Cleveland appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Drew takes a dive deep into the dark recesses of Uncle Zuc's wonderland and discovers that the magic was inside of us the whole time. It's pee. The magic is… The post WKOMAY Ep 37: Adventures In The Metaverse appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We're back and samer than ever! Joe unveils his unbeatable new Rock Paper Scissors strategy, then Drew makes our floors icky. Cecile gets back to her old tricks, then Joe… The post WKOMAY Ep 36: Sour Butthole appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Happy New Year, everybody! We got you something. It's a clip show! Gasp at the terrible length of Gavin's bones. Shudder at the horrible wasp question that Drew will never… The post WKOMAY Ep 35: Daddy's Secret Bits appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

We've gotten nothing but positive feedback. We love it. We're the best decision our dads ever made. We're the California State Champions in the sport of arm wrestling, okay? A… The post WKOMAY 34: Mayonnaise Rag appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

That's right! We're leaving our lives of word crime behind! We're turning over a new leaf. We could even turn off the explicit tag. Well, maybe not. Honestly, I never… The post WKOMAY Ep 33: A Family Friendly Christmas appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

I mean, sure, there are people who claim that it's, “the lowest form of comedy, ” but think about it. A guy on a date at a fancy restaurant goes… The post WKOMAY Ep 32: Poop Is Funny appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

Yeah, Houston this is Monster Rover. What’s that? Floating through space? Pshhh naaah. Everything's totally cool and good here. All crew present and accounted for and definitely on the planet.… The post WKOMAY Ep 31: Joey Took A Tumble appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.

I think we left this one with more questions than answers. In a segment that will one day be referred to as, “Exhibit A,” we unleash a risky series of… The post WKOMAY Ep 30: Blood of the Innocent appeared first on What kind of monster are you?.