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Join hosts Morgan Hughes, John Zidar, and Darby Schaaf as they discuss all things Columbus Crew SC, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. Glory to Columbus. Here we go.

Morgan Hughes, John Zidar, and Darby Schaaf


    • May 2, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 2h 15m AVG DURATION
    • 204 EPISODES

    4.8 from 77 ratings Listeners of ACES Radio that love the show mention: columbus crew, morgan hughes, eagle, soccer, horses, bills, weather, uncle, worst, report, possibly, make sure, dog, send, jokes, hot, inside, children, filled, american.


    Ivy Insights

    The ACES Radio podcast is a unique and entertaining show that offers a mix of humor, sports discussion, and random tangents. It may not be for everyone, but it definitely has its own charm.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is its comedic nature. The hosts are not afraid to make jokes, even if they sometimes border on inappropriate. Their banter and inside jokes add a lighthearted and fun atmosphere to the show. Additionally, they often bring in guests who contribute to the humor and bring fresh perspectives to the discussions. This comedic element makes the podcast enjoyable to listen to and keeps listeners engaged throughout each episode.

    Another great aspect of ACES Radio is its dedication to covering Columbus Crew soccer and advocating for the team's success. The hosts are passionate fans who genuinely care about the club and its future. They provide honest evaluations of the team's performance, share their insights on matches, and discuss important news surrounding the Crew. Listening to this podcast can be a great way for fans to stay updated on their favorite team.

    However, one potential downside of ACES Radio is that it can sometimes lack in-depth soccer analysis. While the hosts do discuss matches and player performances, they also tend to go off on tangents or talk about unrelated topics for extended periods of time. This can be frustrating for listeners who want more focused soccer content or tactical discussions.

    In conclusion, ACES Radio offers an entertaining mix of humor, sports discussion, and advocacy for Columbus Crew soccer. It may not be everyone's cup of tea due to its tendency for tangents and lack of in-depth analysis, but it certainly has a dedicated fan base who enjoy its unique style. If you're looking for a light-hearted podcast that covers Crew soccer while making you laugh along the way, ACES Radio might just be worth a listen.



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    Latest episodes from ACES Radio

    Episode 204: Triple Nordecke Drama

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 182:00


    Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Chris Lamacchia and Justin Cerderbloom to discuss the destruction of our natural geographic rivals, the upcoming game against Charlotte FC, why Morgan is the number one professional sex haver, and also we call 1-800 sex numbers for the final 20 minutes of the show because Mike is stuck in a cancer machine getting treated for bad guys in the liver.

    Episode 203: Issa Sleeps

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 139:26


    Join the Latin Boys as they try to be as quiet as possible, as to not awaken our sleeping GM.

    Episode 202: Cumlumbus 2K25 n' 4-eva

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 161:02


    Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Chris LaBrunye and celebrate Season 10 of the failing ACES Radio. Do not let Lumbus out of the closet. 

    Episode 201: Season Wrap-Up (#Justice4Sassy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 145:30


    Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Justin Cederbloom from the Crew Club at The Ohio State University, put a bow on the 2024 season, and discuss how Chad Marshall killed the cat from Homeward Bound before a game against Toronto in 2013.

    Episode 200: Red Bulls and The Diamond Jubilee

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 131:26


    Join the Latin Boys as they celebrate 200 episodes of the failing ACES Radio.

    Episode 199: Inter Miami and Astrology

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 160:54


    Join the Latin Boys as we discuss Messi, Mo getting cleated in the dick, and why where the planets were when you were born matters.

    Episode 198: Never Forget 9/11

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 159:26


    Join the Latin Boys as they discuss league domination, front office drama, and never forgetting 9/11. Brought to you by Supporter Supply and co-hosted by Travis Irvine, it's the worst episode ever of an already-horrible show.

    Episode 197: Crew to Cleveland

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 154:32


    Join the Latin boy podcast table as they discuss: Crew moving to Cleveland, a "clean zone" around the stadium, and additional cool and good things. Hashtang butts, hashtang sluts.

    Episode 196: Everything Happens on Thursday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 113:15


    Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Travis Irvine to discuss Aidan leaving, Bez leaving, Crew vs New England, and why it is okay to have your phone say "ouch my penis" whenever you plug it into a power source.

    Episode 195: Supporter Drama

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 166:12


    Join the Latin Panel as they discuss the upcoming CCL Final, and historically bad leadership decisions made by elected Nordecke officials. 

    Episode 194 (Chug that Goo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2024 147:18


    Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in the GCGBAG, discuss CONCACAF Champions Cup, and celebrate the latest AGS Attack banger.

    Episode 193 (Clean Grandma Underpants)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2024 153:06


    Join the Latin Boys as they discuss Crewzers FC versus the scab refs, Beavercreek supporter groups, Dayton being a suburb of Germantown, and why you should clean your grandma's ass before using t-shirts as underpants.

    Episode 192

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2024 153:43


    Season NINE. Why are you still here? Go Crew.

    Episode 191 (MLS Cup Champions)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2023 164:53


    Join the Latin Boys as we celebrate your Columbus Crew winning MLS Cup 2023, and continue to not deal with Morgan's laptop being a piece of shit.

    Episode 120 (Wet & Boy & Old & Bucket)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2023 174:09


    The weekly releases continue! Morgan flees the country and Brent rises from the dead. MLS Cup cometh to Columbus complete with movie stars, pre-gaming at bars, and ticket war scars. All hail our robot overlords!

    Episode 189 (Miazga did 9/11)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2023 166:57


    Celebrate two episodes in the last 8 days, as we welcome former Boston Celtics beat writer Mike Arace back to the Trash Pocket. Also the Crew are playing Cincinnati, so we'll talk about that. Matt Miazga's whereabouts on 9/11 remain unknown. #BillsMafia

    Episode 188 (Columbus Butt-Licker)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 184:01


    Join the Latin Boyz as we welcome Mike Arace back to the Trash Pocket, and discuss the upcoming playoff game at Orlando City. Never forget the Columbus Butt-Licker.

    Episode 187 (Playoff Vibes)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 170:38


    Young boy hat takes, setting the record straight about playoff format, Hot Takes and zero Travis Irvine weed jokes. You'd expect nothing less from the 38th best podcast in Cowtown. #butts #sluts

    Episode 186 (Raccoons vs. Muppet Babies: This Time It's Younger)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 183:38


    Join the Latin Boys as we discuss: which Crew player would be best for Taylor Swift, why the Earthquakes owner has as small of a penis as Anthony Precourt, and why the Continuing Champion got banned from Twitter.

    Episode 185 (Crankin' Down on Montreal)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 121:49


    Join the Latin boys as they discuss the Houston loss, the impending Montreal loss, and why sweet sweet old man Keyth Naas is trying to do a cancel culture on a new Crew podcast.

    Episode 184 (Zelaray-gone)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2023 152:57


    Channel your Twitter rage for Dong Arber as you join the Latin Boys in saying goodbye to Lucas Zelarayan. ACES Radio does not condone the licking of mouths. 

    Episode 183 (Zidar's Engaged)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 130:59


    Join the Latin panel of podcast boys as we welcome in celebrity guest of the week Travis Irvine, and discuss how to dry someone's tongue with our mouth. Hashtag Columbus Crew.

    Episode 182 (Central Ohio Dick)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2023 140:41


    Join the latin panel of podcast ladz as they welcome in longtime boner boy Travis Irvine, discuss the parking lot warz of 2023, and drink in the sweet sweet tears from Austin, TX.

    Episode 181 (Iced Cream / Wet Corn)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023 143:36


    Join the Latin table podcast boys as they discuss soccer, the valley of the kings, and how many fingers you have to put on your friend's fingers to stop them from moving a soccer team. Supporter Supply discount code is BOYSON. Lemme smash.

    Episode 180 (Young Boy Party)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2023 136:40


    Join the latin boys as they preview Crew vs Atlanta and grab little tiny baby pieces of paper out of a young man hat.

    Episode 179 (Lowkey Vibes)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 121:18


    Join Jean, Drolbs, The Boy, and Construction Cove Mo as they preview the 2023 Columbus Crew season, brought to you by Activations and ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace.

    Episode 178

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 137:33


    Join the Latin Boyz as they discuss pieces of paper and welcome in Doug, the president of the number one supporter group in the Tri-Valley area. #POWERDOG

    Episode 177

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 124:53


    Join the lads as they discuss cat urethras with Andrew Wiebe, and listen to Morgan as he fills you in on all the latest terms from gay culture. 

    Episode 176

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 17:24


    Join Morgan and John as they explain how to continue to keep politics out of sports by attending two grassroots events on Wednesday 9/21. Please note that this is a TRAINING VIDEO and is meant for the ears of JULIE STANKEY ONLY. 

    Episode 175

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2022 149:56


    Join the trash pocket panel as they discuss how to keep politics out of sports. 

    Episode 174

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 121:12


    Please enjoy the worst episode of the Trash Pocket ever recorded, in which the TOXIC LADS sounds like they're broadcasting live from 610 WTVN studios. 

    Episode 173

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 123:14


    Grab your bottle of EZ Squirt purple donkey juice and celebrate the Crew's expected goal championship with us!

    Episode 172

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 139:33


    2022 Columbus Crew season preview, including details on how many free boys are available in Grandview parking lots. VIBES ONLY.

    ACES Radio: Episode 171

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 165:23


    How many fingers in your mouth is it going to take?

    ACES Radio: Episode 170

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 175:58


    ACES Radio is dead. Long live ACES Radio!

    ACES Radio: Episode 169

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 135:22


    You're listening to the latest, lamest, and DEFINITELY LAST EPISODE OF ACES RADIO! That's right kids, we're going out on top! Well, for the team. For us, it's definitely the bottom. After lad check-in, special guest MORGAN HUGHES (#rest) joins us to recap MLS Cup. We talk roster moves, new jerseys, and answer YOUR questions of the week! Also, Mad Libs from Evonne, man balls, prediction recap (quiet, Bront), and our final sign-off. I can't believe we've done this.

    ACES Radio: Episode 168

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 120:21


    OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew are in MLS Cup!!!!! After lad check-in, we recap the game vs. the New England Bruce Arenas and look forward to a game that most of us can't attend. We talk refs, Dong Arber, and what our feels will be not being with our full Crew family for the game. Man Balls are awarded, Crew vs. Fuck Seattle is previewed, and we learn five minutes after recording about Pedro and Nagbe FUUUUUUUUUUU.

    ACES Radio: Episode 167

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 88:48


    This is definitely the worst episode of ACES Radio ever. Seriously. Our recording bot jacked the audio up, and we repaired it as best we could. It sounds like a junior high AV club spliced it together while on a Mountain Dew bender. There's a lad check-in, recap of Crew vs. Nashville, talk of underdogs, YOUR questions of the week, score predictions, and Sean and Bront trying to cheat the prediction standings again. Get stoned off your ass and give it a listen, you might like it.

    ACES Radio: Episode 166

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2020 89:23


    It's a special PLAYOFF EDITION OF ACES RADIO! After a lad check-in involving turkeys and bubbles and the crap that is Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, the lads discuss Columbus Crew vs. Red Bull New York Red Bull. MLS playoffs are awesome and if you don't agree, you're wrong. We read YOUR questions of the week and talk about what Thanksgiving food Josh Williams is. Crew vs. Nashville, breaking covid news, and Bront tries to cheat the prediction standings. Will there be score predictions? Tune in to find out.

    ACES Radio: Episode 165

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 114:57


    The Columbus Crew regular season is over, much like Drabby's lifespan. After check-in, the lads discuss the season finale against Atlanta United, including what a jerkface Escobar is. The lads also award their regular season MVP, Defender of the Year, and Kirk Urso Heart Awards. They answer YOUR questions of the week, including what Crew player would be their lawn boy. (HINT: It isn't Josh Williams, but also it is.) A new CONTINUING CHAMPION is crowned, and the previous one is dead. #Rest. Playoff predictions galore... it's ACES Radio!

    ACES Radio: Episode 164

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 99:05


    Well well well. If it isn't another Crew win-that-looked-like-a-loss followed by a loss-that-should-have-been-a-win. The lads check in... Bront talks about working the polls (not the poles), John talks about good beer, Drabby talks about playing Among Us. The lads recap games vs. DOOP and Orlando, the death of Crew defense, being winless on the road, and Caleb Porter's empty trophy case. They answer YOUR questions of the week, award man balls, and predict the season finale vs. Atlanta. #JoshWilliamsForPresident

    ACES Radio: Episode 163

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 112:07


    OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew?! The lads check in, so we can hear about Bront watching Bar Rescue and John living it. Drabby talks about bird webinars because of course. The lads refuse to recap the last two games, but talk about all the garbage soccer played. They discuss current events with the Crew and league, and read ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK. They're like hot takes, except mercifully shorter. Prediction scores, prediction updates, previews of Doop and Orlando MethLions, and Crognale Man Balls for everyone!

    ACES Radio: Episode 162

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 96:51


    Greetings, Bezlords. Another episode of ACES Radio, wherein: John gets that sweet PAM money, Bront pretends to be an independent voter, and Drabby rakes leaves. No seriously, we talk about this. The lads recap Crew vs. NYCFCSC and talk about how well everyone but Pedro played. We talk Supporter Shield nonsense, whether we'd attend MLS Cup, and Mensah getting PAID. Previews of Houston and DC, the world's fastest prediction updates, and of course we take our time with our man balls.

    ACES Radio: Episode 161

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 94:46


    Oh boy. We get to talk about Crew vs. FCC. Yay. Can't wait. BUT FIRST. A lad check-in where John and Drabby dodge walnuts and Bront is almost ready to start using his arm for... whatever it is he does with it. We ramble about a bunch of junk related to the game, Jaap Stam sucks, and we hope we get to see Bouba Keita again some day but probably not 'cause Caleb Porter. Man balls are awarded, prediction scores, prediction updates, and... yeah, that's about it.

    ACES Radio: Episode 160

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 121:46


    Hello, Crew nation! This description will be infinitely more exciting than the games against Dallas and Montreal, which the lads will discuss! After, of course, a check-in on Bront's bionic arm and John doing his civic duty. Heh. Duty. MOVING ON. The lads discuss how terrible the Crew played in general, and CERTAIN UNNAMED PLAYERS did in particular. They discuss the new signing; is he the magic fix? (No.) Man balls, prediction scores, prediction updates, and a NEW CONTINUING CHAMPION FOR THE MOMENT. Tune in to find out who!

    ACES Radio: Episode 159

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 102:03


    It's Episode 159 of ACES Radio! Why are you still here? In the lad check-in, RACCOONS ARE BACK! Also, Bront is still broken, and he and John are doing the "Netflix and chill" thing together. The lads discuss the Crew shitshow vs. TFC, what larger lessons came from the game, and that Pedro still sucks. Also, they talk San Diego Loyal and #ThanksLD. Prediction scores, prediction updates, Man Balls, and Crew vs. FC Dallas and Montreal (but not at the same time). Also, be sure you're registered to vote, Bezlords.

    ACES Radio: Episode 158

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 116:09


    What a week. In lad check-in, John took care of a baby, Bront hurt his wrist masturbating, and Drabby may or may not have eaten 12-hour-old fast food. The lads discuss Crew vs. MNUFC, Bront justifies Kei Kamara sucking, and we have to acknowledge Pedro isn't terrible. Bront something something horse in the morning.  What's next in the schedule for Columbus? Why is there a kit consultant? What's Dr. Pete's favorite band? These questions, man balls, score predictions, and more!

    ACES Radio: Episode 157

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 78:05


    OMG GUYS BRONT IS BACK IN COLUMBUS except it doesn't matter because we still live in a pandemic hellscape anyway cool yeah. The lads check in: Bront forgets his phone charger (because that's what it's called), John hasn't done shit, and Drabby probably got the Amish COVID. They discuss Crew vs. Fire, talk more about injuries that Porter ever does, and prepare for Phase II. Man Balls are awarded, games vs. Nashville and Minnesooooota are previewed, and Drabby is still the best score predictor.  (Bront is a simp.)

    ACES Radio: Episode 156

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 159:33


    We're sorry. We tried, but despite our best efforts (#rest), MORGAN HUGHES returned to curse us with his presence. Oh, and I guess he brought PETE MCGINTY as a special guest. He's the guy who wrote the book about John and Drabby saving the Crew, and we got him before any other podcast. Suck it, MR. Also, I guess Crew vs. Fusslads recap, man balls, prediction scores and updates, preview the game vs. Chicago, yada yada, don't even worry about Hot Takes it's not like that's a thing that happened again dammit

    ACES Radio: Episode 155

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 102:53


    holy crapballs its episode 155 how are you still listening to this omg we long for the sweet release of death and ANYWAY. After a check-in that covers John drawing Drabby like one of his French girls and Bront finally figures out time zones, the lads are back to talk Columbus Crew! They recap the boring shitshow against the Fusslads of Cincinnati and the less boring, less shitshow against the Doops of Chester. They discuss the pros and cons of WINNING THE STANDS on Sunday with 1500 people, and say "Bye Felicia" to Dell Loy Hansen. Man balls, prediction scores, prediction updates, and lots of muting. LISTEN IN!

    ACES Radio: Episode 154

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 130:00


    Phase I? MORE LIKE PHASE WON AMIRITE LOL oh wait Crew didn't win both games FML. The lads are here to check in; Bront is drunk in the pool, Drabby is dodging killer squirrels, and John wants to draw you like one of his French girls. They discuss the results against Chicago and NYC and highlight the players' strike for social justice. Also Dell Loy Hansen can go to hell. Man Balls are awarded, the lads discuss who's going to pull an Eddie Gaven, and they preview the next two games. Also, Drabby doesn't know how the mute button works.

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