Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson

WERE BACK YOU SLUTTY LIL SLUTS! After a 3 month hiatus Ohtani is back to being bois!What the fuck i have been up to: moved into new place with the gf (2:00), I am a peloton whore now (6:30), trips i went on to Jackson Hole, LA, SLC (9:00)Coachella recap (20:00)Some Current Events: There's a war going on (38:00), Johnny Depp vs. Amber Turd (41:00), Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian update (48:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: US Population (53:00)Be Bois Moment (56:00)

Hello you holiday slutty bois and girls! I recorded a back to back pod! REJOICE!I am boosted up and ready to attack the world (1:00)The Legend of El Guapo: My HS Bong (8:00)Jack in the Box and Del Taco Combinaysh (17:00)Buying things of a new apartment is far too adult for ya boi (24:00)Ohtani answers YOUR questions (28:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Jussie Smollet (44:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (48:00)Ohtani's Oopsies: I Ruined the Cuomo Brothers (50:00)

Oh shit.... ya boi is back after a month off! Excuse the acoustics in the new studio in Tahoe! It's Episode 29 and we talking topics that do be hitting!What I've been up to and the pains of moving (1:00)Thanksgiving and blacking out with your homies the night before (8:00)2 (or 4) weeks of news in 2 minutes (13:30)Christmas Movie Tiers (15:30)Spotify Wrapped (26:00)The Bachelor and Bachelorette System is Broken. Love isn't Real (30:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: The Cuomo's (34:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (36:00)Ohtani's Oopsies: Michigan beating the Buckeyes (39:00)

WE BACK YOU SLUTS! It's episode 28 and were getting dirty!Outside Lands 2021 Recap (1:00)2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (22:00)People who celebrate Christmas too early should be euthanized (24:00)Pete Davison once again out kicks his coverage (30:00)I am announcing resignation from Public Accounting (35:00)Me and the bois are going to destroy Cancun (41:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: The Voyeurs (45:00)Be Bois Moment: Precipitation (50:00)

Whaddup you slutty lil fighter jets! Its episode 27 and JP is back with vengeance!!! Sorry forgot an intro heheFleet Week Recap (1:00)The Zodiac Killer is Gary and JP LOVES him (9:00)John Gruden is racist and we all saw it coming (14:00)We got way too political about Kyrie's anti-vax stance (21:00)Celestial Update: Our Thoughts on what's going on in Space (28:00)Steve Harwell, lead singer of Smash Mouth, is a quitter (34:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: DC Comics (41:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (46:00)

Whaddup Whaddup you SLAGSSS! Its time for the episode 26 aka the birthday pod! Nothing really special about it just you know... the 26th one.Trip to Austin, ACL and a ruined birthday surprise (1:00)2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (8:30)Kids in Africa Living In an Alternate Sports Reality (11:00)Pets Die, Veterinarians Are Sick Fucks (16:00)Ohtani Told You So: OSU 1H Spread is soooooo back (24:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: URBAN MEYER (27:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (33:00)

My slutty little children! I'm back again... with episode 25 BABY!Creeps who paint/draw other people on public transportation gotta stop (2:00)2 Weeks of News in 2 Minutes (8:00)Parents are SO desperate for our attention (10:00)I wish I was MGK and/or Travis Barker but I'm gonna pretend I'm mad about it (17:00)Alex Murdaugh Story is very fucked but Hollywood is foaming at the mouth for the script (23:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Lane Kiffin (30:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (36:00)Ohtani's Opties: OSU 1H Spread (40:00)

Welcome back you slutty babou's! We be back delivering the content you crave!Wedding SZN and I am the MVP (1:00)Breaking News Update from the Past 2 weeks (12:00)SPORTZ!OSU 1st half spread is the best thing since sliced bread (14:00)NFL and RedZone are back and here's some tips to enjoy it properly (19:00)Not SPORTZ! Ohtani's Top 5 Drummer's of All Time (29:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Honey Boo Boo's Boyfriend (37:00)Be Bois Update: Bill Clinton... sort of (40:00)Bachelor in Paradise vs. FBoy Island (45:00)

What is good my slutty lil listeners! We BACK with the Jordan Pod! State/County Fairs are a waste of money (1:00)I think my mom is going to Splash House (8:00)McDonald's Ice Cream Machine Justice (16:00)The Taliban is back... oh shit (27:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Humming Toadfish of Sausalito (30:00)Bachelorette Finale, Bach in Paradise and Senior Citizen Bachelor (36:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (46:00)Turbo Roommate Update (49:00)

Whaddup Slutty McGoobers! Its Episode 22 and we now feel irrelevant! We still out here giving ya some dank lil content on this day!We do NOT fuck with the delta variant (1:00)I went to a club and etched out... and I LOVED it (8:00)WOAT (worst of all time) of the Week: Airplane Seat Recliners (15:00)Celebrities are hiding their alcoholism via making alcohol companies (21:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Gov. Andrew Cuomo (26:00)Bachelorette Week's 7-9 Update (32:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (50:00)

Oh Shit Oh Fuck! It's the 21st pod for the kids! We decided to get drunk cause it's legal! You mad!? Don't be.... It Is Slutty! JP is here and we are ripping for the kids!Catch up with the bois (1:00)Things our football coaches/drill sergeants said to us (7:00)Pandas are back and giraffes are manageable (15:00)JP Shotguns a beer aaaaaand Olympics Update (20:00)Simone Bile Disush (28:00)Skateboarding is legit now (31:30)My GF got a peloton (33:30)I Think You Should Leave Season 2 Recap (38:00)JP Hilarious Sales Call Recap (44:00)SEGMENTSHORNY CORNER: Suck, Fuck, Marry with our Roommates (44:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (57:00)Turbo Roommate Update (1:03:00)We are DRUNK. Don't be mad plz.

Whaddup you Slutty lil Slut Sluts! Welcome to Episode 20 of your favorite horny podcast! I am the final boss when it comes to celebrity news. This is officially an anti Harry Style Podcast...Harry Styles the Home Wrecking Son of a Bitch (1:00)"Sugar" by Maroon 5 Music Video review (13:30)The Pompous Assholery of the Standing Ovations at Film Festivals (18:30)Megan Fox and Some Dude from Ohio Did Ayahuasca in Central America (25:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: New York Magazine (31:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week: Muni Bus Drivers and Shohei [Ohtani] (36:00)

Whaddup you American Slut Freedom Fighters! Welcome Back for Episode 19 with the return of JP! Excuse the absence of our intro and segment music and the low budget quality as this johnson was recorded via Zoom. Still slaps you in the face with high quality content tho!The bois recap the 4th of July (1:00)Purge movies and our place in the inevitable real life Purge (8:00)If you reposted the Venmo Post you're poor (19:00)Radio Call In Contests Are Sick AF (23:00)Bill Cosby Release Comedy Tour (31:00)Going to Catholic School and Getting Kicked Out of Said Catholic Schools (39:00)Vin Diesel Praise (51:00)I Break Down How I Make Memes (1:00:00)Selling Software to Canadians (1:04:00)Cinephile Corner From Two Self Proclaimed Cinephiles (1:10:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Trevor Bauer and Male Child Stars from the 2000's (1:20:00)Be Bois Moment Of The Week (1:32:00)Turbo Roommate Update (1:39:00)

Two Episodes!?!!? In ONE week!?!? You content guzzling sluts deserve it!Pick Up Basketball Usual Suspects (2:00)Not So Fresh Tuna Sandwich From Subway (11:00)Road Trip Etiquette (15:00)John McAfee Best Tweets RIP (23:30)I'm a Fan of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Is that Cheugy!? (29:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Juliana Zobrist and her Horny Pastor (34:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (38:00)

Happy Turbo Tuesday! Here's a slutty lil episode for you to enjoy mid week. TRIGGER WARNING: Things that I think are Cheugy (5:00)The Kink Castle of San Francisco (15:00)Dyson Sex Toys (24:00)A Brief History on the Legend Sylvester Stallone (27:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Moaning Myrtle (36:00)Be Bois Moment of the Weekend (41:00)Love/Hate: Reopening (43:00) 

Whaddup you slutty lil lego people! Its episode 16 and this podcast is now eligible for a drivers license!Reminiscing over the golden age of MTV Garbage TV (1:00)Only rich old dudes can date younger women (11:00)Airbnb and Uber are charging an arm and a leg to do anything (17:00)Motorized skateboard people are the filth of society (25:00)Utah Jazz Fans are just a grown up ASB HS Student Section (34:00)Special Bachelorette Premier Update with Matt Devine (39:00)

What is good you slut kings and queens! It's Pride Month and were back with my Quinceanera podcast!Kids will be fat, awkward and stupid from not going to school for a year (2:30)Pride Month Discussion (10:00)Jay Cutler getting his bag (16:00)Cicadas are back and please don't eat them (21:00)Answering Listeners Questions (27:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Neymar and Samsung (44:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (53:00)Bachelorette Preview!!!! (56:00)

What is up you slut smoothies! It's Memorial Day weekend and we have a special guest, everyone's favorite degenerate veteran, JP (Jean Philipe)!A Comical Intro to JP (1:00)Starting in the Navy away from water in Central California (5:00)A Great, and gross, story about JP's time on the Water (12:00)Is every guy in the armed forces a closet cuck? (17:00)Fast Food Enthusiast Talk (20:00)Chicken Sandwich Murder talk, Is Chic-Fit-A Overrated and The Coveted Double Down from KFC (23:00)Adrian's Kickback and the Power of Tik Tok (32:00)Bennifer is BACK (38:00)JP asks about life as an accountant, what I really wanna do, trash man, OSL and festival things (42:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Taika Watiti and Lebron (55:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (1:00:00)Turbo Roommate Update (1:06:00)

Beep Boop Bop! Hello Slutron 5000's! We're back! I apologize for the hiatus...Festy Season Summary (2:30)Jessica Alba Makes Love In Front of Her (Lucky) Daughter (18:00)Dick Wolf: A Living Legend (25:00)Every Band Should Know "Rock Lobster" by The B-52's (30:30)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Ohio St. Therapist (38:00)Love/Hate: Los Angeles (43:30)Be Bois Moment of the Week (53:00)Turbo Roommate Update (58:00)

Hello you little stressed out sluts! I have the perfect remedy for your worried minds! A Special 25 minute Ohtani Johnson Meditation! Find somewhere to lay down, get horizontal and relax. Ya boi is distributing the most immaculate chakras!

You dirty lil slut conies! Welcome to a special Friday Edition of the most questionable podcast in your queue! Recorded in beautiful Columbus, Ohio! Featuring fact checks from the one and only Skateboard Chris!Quick summary of the trip to the heart of the Country, Ohio! (0:30)The Power of Peer Pressure and My 5th Grade Science Fair (8:00)Whaddup Lepracy (15:20)Homeless Man Yossing Full Court Shots! (20:00)Being A Disneyland Season Ticket Holder Isn't A Personality Trait (24:30) SPORTZ! Talking the NFL Draft (31:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Furries (42:30)Love/Hate: Ohio (50:00)Revisions from Last week (1:00:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (1:02:00)Turbo Roommate Update with Skateboard Chris (1:04:00)

Hello you waddling slut penguins! It's time to sit back, relax, pour out a Modelo in honor of Episode 11 of this dank lil podcast!Going back to the Midwest (0:30)Clay Henry the Beer Drinking Goat Mayor of Texas! (4:00)Baseball Games and Live Sporting Events with Positive Heckling (13:50)People Being Freaks in Public Gyms (20:00)Coconuts, Sharks and the Line to Get into Heaven (24:00)Jake Paul Getting the Bag Against Whomever He Wants (27:30)Questions from YOU the Listeners (32:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Bumble Dude Gets Caught For Insurrection Involvement (47:00)Love/Hate: Graduating College (53:30)Revisions from Last Week: Oscars (1:03:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (1:09:00)Turbo Roommate Update (1:12:00)

Look at us... who woulda thought! We made it to Episode 10! Thank you to all my slutty lil listeners, this is for you!Ohtani Johnson & Johnson Vaccinaysh (2:15)Are Modelos too mainstream!? (11:00)Monkey-Human Hybrid Science Fiction Looking Ass (16:00)Marc Davis: Comic Genius or Insensitive Dude with Bad Haircut? (20:00)Oscars Preview (24:15)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: City of New York (38:00)Love/Hate: Tulum (41:30)Be Bois Moment of the Week (55:30)Turbo Roommate Update (58:20)

Mmmmmmmmm you slutty lil babes are in for a treat! Special Interview Episode with my estranged, interesting friend, the one and only, John Flynn!Overview of Flynn's day walking through San Francisco (1:00)Flynn's adventures of the past year, COVID, Leaving New York and Such (5:20)From the Big Apple to Beaver Island (11:30)Leaving Beaver Island and the Nutty Veterinarian (24:00)Flynn Takes on Sunny Los Angeles and Begins his Journey through the South (35:00)Is DMX reeeeeeally dead? (39:00)To what degree do we SIMP??? (44:30)How off the Grid is John Flynn (47:00)Random thoughts to top it all off (55:00)

What is good my slut demons! Happy Thursday! Here is a questionable bunch of segments you may or may not be into...Ohtani Does Sport Talk Radio featuring....Gonzaga Blows National Title but March Madness made me feel again (1:15)Some teams are just losers. And that's okay (9:25)NFL Draft and trades and other stuff related to football (15:00)Lil Nas X really threw it back tho (24:00)Amazon Driver's Bathroom Break Confessional (30:00)Giant Lizard Gets a Slushy (34:30)Being on a shitty CBS weeknight sit com would be dank (39:00)Horny Corner: Bassnectar and Paul Pierce (44:30)Be Bois Moment of the Week (52:30)Turbo Roommate Update with Jon Labonty (55:00)

Whaddup Party People! Welcome to Episode 7, glad you stopped by. Fair warning I was drinking some dank ass IPAs during this recording so ya boi got loose with it. Children = Toothless Freeloaders (1:00)Baseball isn't great but the Angels are a fun team to be a casual fan of (7:00)Being Dr. Doolittle would be terrifying (13:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: Rep. Matt Gaetz (18:20)Be Bois Moment of the Week (27:00)Love/Hate Musical Festivals Coming Back (30:00)Turbo Roommate Update with DJ Kill Bill (40:30)

It's Thursday my slut gremlins! It is time for Episode 6 of Didn't Ask with ya boi Ohtani Johnson!CPA Woes (1:00)Wife Beaters (the tank top) Are Cancelled (6:00)Tiger King Aftermath A Year After (12:00)The Last Blockbuster Nostalgia (15:45)Germophobia at an All Time High (20:50)Interview with the myth, the legend, my mother, Donna (25:00)SEGMENTSHorny Corner: BONK! Deshaun Watson (40:00)Be Bois Moment of the Week (44:40)Love//Hate: Being At Home with Your Parents As An Adult (48:00)Revisions from Last Week (56:30)Turbo Roommate Update (57:20)

Happy St. Patrick's Day you slutty lil leprechauns!!!My Sad Scamming Story (1:30)Quitting Nicotine Progress Report (10:00)Being the Hookah Guy in HS (15:40)Grammy's Discussion (20:45)Sid from Toy Story is For Sure A Serial Killer (30:10)SEGMENTS!Be Bois Moment of the Week (37:15)Horny Corner: BONK Peppy Le Pew is Going to Horny Jail (39:20)Bachelor Finale Update BOOOOOO! LOVE ISNT REAL! (43:10)Love/Hate: St. Patrick's Day (1:04:00)Turbo Roommate Update (1:15:00)

Whaddup Kings and Kweens. It is Thursday and here is a frothy lil episode for your ear holes!I'm starting to quit my nicotine addiction (1:10)TRIGGER WARNING: Vegan talk (6:00)Horny Corner: Plane Movies (11:05) & Lola Bunny and Other Hot Cartoons (15:00)Drunk Online Shopping (22:30)Royal Family Drama with a Side of Oprah (27:05)Be Bois Moment of the Week (37:15)Love/Hate: People Who Live In Denver (41:05)Revisions from Last Week (47:15)Roommate Turbo Update (49:00)Bachelor Update with Matt Devine (52:00)

AN EARLY EPISODE FOR YOU SLUTTY LIL SLUTS!My Original Career Aspirations to Be A Teacher (0:50)Lady GaGa's Dog-Napping (6:45)Fitness Targeted Ads Are Ruining My Feed (12:30)Camping Do's and Dont's (17:00)Debunking Celebrity Rumors (25:20)Love/Hate: East Coast Culture (44:00)Bachelor Update (52:40)Be Bois Moment of the Week (1:02:50)Roommate Turbo Update (1:06:25)

Didn't Ask with Ohtani Johnson Ep. 2 - 2/25/2021  The real reason for Lent (2:00)Shoes off in the apartment/house people (7:50)Tough week for break ups: Daft Punk (13:00) and Kim/Kanye (17:20)I'm late to the train but Queen's Gambit SLAPS (21:00)Weddings ruining the Bois of Summer (25:00)Tik-Tok Addiction (29:25)I miss Trump [on twitter] (34:00)Red Ribbon Week story time (36:00)Bachelor Update (40:20)Be Bois Moment of the Week (49:00)Revisions from Last Week (51:35)Turbo Roommate Update with Patty Ice (53:15)

Inaugural Podcast Episode of Didn't Ask with Ohtani JohnsonPlease ignore the whining dog in the background. She is depressed cause my roommate (her master) left for Hawaii today. She is not in harms way. Please do not call Sarah McLaughlin on me.Venting about lactose intolerance (2:20)Texas can't handle the Snow (4:40)My introduction to Moshing (9:00)SPORTZ: Packers prolly shouldn't pick up JJ Watt (18:00)Top Beanie Wearers (24:00)Bachelor Discussion (30:45)Be Bois Moment of the Week (41:10) WARNING CREEPY ASMR IN THIS SEGMENTLove/Hate: Valentines Day (47:00)Turbo Roommate Update with my roommate Jon Labonty (54:00)