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We are Rachel and Steve. By day, we adult and parent. By night, we drink and podcast. Join us every week for a lively, honest, alcohol-fueled conversation. We'll talk parenting, maintaining your sanity, preserving your marriage and the ever-thinning shred of your pre-kid identity. Catch up with us between episodes on Instagram (@drunkparents), Twitter (@drunk_parents), or old school email (DrunkParentsSayWhat@gmail.com). We'd love to hear from you. And we hope you enjoy the show.

Drunk Parents


    • Jul 25, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 32m AVG DURATION
    • 49 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from DRUNK PARENTS

    Episode 48: The Sitter Cancelled

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2019 56:55


    Ya-ya-ees. Inevitable cosmetic surgery. The Pattern. Some quick parenting updates. Rachel’s side piece. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. What’s a 14 month break between friends? We might be a bit rusty but we’re back, and throwing down into your ear cavities with an extended episode. We missed you!

    Episode 47: $20 Marriage Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2018 33:44


    Failure Cocktails. Bed Beats. The cure for marriage and a naughty giveaway. H&M A-holes. Snapchat dysmorphia. And an unnecessary plug. Our unplanned hiatus is over and we’re back, baby! We missed those ear holes of yours!

    Episode 46: It's the January Talking

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2018 31:54


    Nor’easters. Olympic anticipation. The weighted blanket we never knew we needed. An offensive almost-gift. A challenge for Moms & Pops. And a desire for actual politicians. Go figure. Here’s to starting your year off right - with quiet kids and a good cocktail.

    Episode 45: Bring in Miles Finch

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2017 31:13


    CandyChatas. WTF is up with crypto currency. A fun way to get your freakier freak on. The glory of Pooks. Positive talk for 2018. And a special holiday PSA. Join us, as we crush this Christmas Season as best we can without the help of an angry elf.

    Episode 44: Home from Disney

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2017 28:23


    Winter margaritas. The most magical, unsexy place on earth. An emotionless, family departure. A guilty music pleasure. And the anticipation of the night ending with O's. All kinds of improper things to share with loved ones over turkey and alcohol. All the alcohol.

    Episode 43: Practice Safe Slang

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2017 33:09


    Suck It, Thanksgivings. The Do's and Don'ts of slanging. An afterschool special moment. The making of an unwanted core memory. And friending old crushes. This episode is like pumpkin spice for your ears. So settle in and enjoy.

    Episode 42: We had growing up to do

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2017 29:37


    Kentucky Mules and Medicinal Wine. A second life for genitalia. An occasional Dark Phoenix. A weekend with Wolverine. A morning talk show fail. And an f'ing ode to autumn. We've been saving up the inappropriateness for a month. It's time to uncork it. Enjoy.

    Episode 41: Pregnancy Scare

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2017 29:21


    Gin Namers. Going down the rabbit hole of what's hopefully an impossibility. The horror of Yankee Candles. Goodwill Date Night. And prepping for the future dating life of our daughters. Enjoy listening with wine, whiskey, beer or Zima. But c'mon, Zima? Really?

    Episode 40: The Most Wonderful Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2017 32:20


    Anniversary Palomas. Back to school stress joy. The search for a nanny. An unforeseen bitmoji incident. Lame and sexy sex games. And reflecting back on a year of podcasting. A year! That's a lot of booze and inappropriateness. Here's to keeping it going. 

    Episode 39: Phub Less

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2017 31:11


    Wondermelon Martinis of Equality. How to know if you're old. Invisibility as the smart choice. Money or youth. 36 questions to love. And the secrecy of making out with a stranger. Good news: If the eclipse burned out your retinas, you can still listen!

    Episode 38: Boobs are Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2017 28:14


    Vodka on the rocks. Aging ladies bringing the sexy. People be doing it in the future. But less in Japan. The Salvation Army Date. And Steve's favorite new place for shirts. Here's to another episode, strong cocktails and aligned chakras.

    Episode 37: Let's go, mantis shrimp

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2017 29:05


    Florida mules. Radio edit rules. Chinese internet slang. Trending emojis. Scary bots. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. May your parenting be easy and your cocktails be strong. And by all means, emoji the sh*t out of us.

    Episode 36: Hojack

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2017 32:53


    Dueling spicy cocktails. Gorgeous ladies of wrestling. Snapchat stalking. The Ozzy Osbourne Gene. Derma rollers. And sexual bucket lists. Speaking of, do you have one? If not, you should totally make one after listening. Have fun. Make sexy choices.

    Episode 35: Support Your Allies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2017 29:52


    Happy Cola Hooch. Giving Instagram Live a try. School boys sticking it to the system with mixed results. A sexy playlist. And pairing boardgames and cocktails (Thanks, @designerdaddy). This episode pairs well with a cocktail, a pleasant evening, and keeping the kids busy with the iPad. Enjoy.

    Episode 34: To Completion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2017 30:48


    Summer beauties. A film that doesn't need Steve's charity. Vanity license plates. Ass-kicking consequences. A jury duty anomaly. And Drunk Parents' types both shallow and deep. It's an episode that pairs well with a chilled summer cocktail. Cheers.

    Episode 33: We missed you

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2017 29:08


    Rosemary Lemon margaritas. Going too far. Hashtags for kids. The rise of finstas. A euthanasia coaster. And sex in public. It's been a few weeks but we're back with our inappropriate ways! Happy almost summer.

    Episode 32: Mother's Day Gold

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2017 27:59


    Schroder Daiquiris. An internet hero. Cosmetic surgery intentions. The greatest Mother's Day gifts a dad could give. The cheater starter pack. And a Drunk Parents' Life hack. Hope you have a fantastic day, mom's everywhere.

    Episode 31: The Sexipode

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2017 31:55


    Limoncello martinis. The sapiosexuals among us. Not all strip clubs are created equal. Fair trade porn. And the given of sending dirty pics to your spouse. Rachel and Steve's moms probably want to pass on this one. Everyone else, buckle up and enjoy.

    Episode 30: Uncle George Lucas

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2017 31:48


    The Strawberry Dobso. Overrated internet privacy. The Married Advantage. The conflict of cat calls. An upsetting doppelganger. And dueling mid-life crises. If we leave you with one message this week, it's that you'll be glad you did.

    Episode 29: Indecent Proposals

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2017 32:30


    Our go-to beverages. "Uncanny Valley" and other dictionary-worthy phrases. Pride in music. Date-night boundary issues. And why we've got way more chill than that couple in that movie. As always, we take it to a place many couple dare not go. Join us, won't you?

    Episode 28: Thirst Traps

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2017 29:49


    Juice pouch cocktails. More internet slang defined. A new Aquaman obsession is born. The moral dilemma of the circus. And the gold standard of relationship tests. Cozy up for a listen. Your ears will be smiling from themselves to themselves.

    Episode 27: Manic Upswings

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2017 29:56


    Ancho Reyes Verde. Why no male lingerie? The dark web. Little girls kicking ass. A relaxing gift from the internet. And 4 rituals to tweak your brain for happiness. In other words, just the thing to usher in a new spring.

    Episode 26: Artificial Intimacy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2017 29:16


    Dueling Boston Sours. Virtual immortality. Shopping for sex dolls. Fearless Girl. And a lesson on the Illuminati. Since the weather isn't doing it this week, let our latest episode warm you to the core. Enjoy the cozy listening.

    Episode 25: One Hand for the Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2017 27:09


    Classic Margaritas. An original song for the drinking mom. Male pattern blindness. Juggling parenting, partying and pumping. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. Rachel's sister Michelle joins us this week and things get a little country. Y'all are gonna enjoy.

    Episode 24: Crotch Kung Fu

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2017 29:15


    Solera Whiskey. Keeping your fake death a secret. Jade eggs in the hooha. The weirdest name for a kid ever. And mental F*ck Leaps. Oh yeah, we go there. Have a listen, come with us and join the party.

    Episode 23: Keeping Profanity Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2017 32:06


    Blackberry bourbon smashes. Slang auditions. Our neighborly treasure. An alleged cure for hangovers. How old are we, again? Pintimidation. And Drunk Parents Voicemail. We're keeping it fast, loose, funny and moderately-inebriated for your listening enjoyment.

    Episode 22: Welp, we gotta f***

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2017 29:16


    Highballs. An American treasure. Steve's progress as a ghost dater. The horrible observations of a three year old. And Rachel's instant Valentine's Day classic. Whether you wanna give romance a kick in the balls or the ass, our ramblings are just the thing.

    Episode 21: Keep it private, Snapchat

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2017 28:06


    A meme-inspired cocktail. Coffee naps. Social media legacies. How to ruin your chances of scoring with your wife. And Winona's confusion. Pour yourself a tall one and get all pop culturey with us as our episode count reaches the legal drinking age.

    Episode 20: Dippin Dots & Buttman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2017 36:27


    The healing power of Hot Toddies. The last Star Wars? Ice cream drama. Adult magazines not to the rescue. Barbie on the rise. And the true nature of mini-van haters. It's getting nutty out there so here's your weekly dose of audio Lexapro.

    Episode 19: Bread Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2017 32:50


    A cleansing cocktail. Young Thug's genius. Sexual frequency as it relates to happiness. And that time Steve met our new President. This episode is like a face smashing into a Hawaiian roll. In a good way. You'll understand when you listen.

    Episode 18: Walking Side to Side

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2017 33:26


    The birth of a cocktail. A raunchy pop song revelation. Inspiration from beyond the grave. An excuse to drink with your spouse. And Steve enters the dating pool as a 35 year old woman. All in the name of helping you kick off 2017 with a smile.

    Episode 17: Joie de vivre

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2016 32:09


    Moscow Mules. 2016 at its best. Resolutions done right. The Magnificent Seven. Low-volume loving. A taser to the face. And an axe-throwing first. May your buzz be mighty as you listen and ring in the new year.

    Episode 16: Suck it up, sister

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2016 30:42


    Well-priced pinot. A tribute to a fallen drunk parent. Truck stop waitress wisdom. Baby boomers, booze and blunts. And high fashion vs. the male libido. Things get no less inappropriate when Rachel's parents stop by the studio. Merry, merry everyone.

    Watch Elf with Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2016 94:16


    We're taking a break from our usual format to watch Elf. You should watch along with us. We'll let you know when to press play. It'll be like we're sitting right next to you watching the movie. We'll let you decide if that's a good thing or if we're cotton-headed ninny muggins.

    Episode 15: Hard Candy Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2016 29:56


    White Russians. An appeal to Mr. Krasinski. Aging versus kegels. Mind blowing Holiday Specs. And surrendering to a damn Elf. If you're Steve or Rachel's mom, you may prefer listening to holiday music over this episode. Everyone else, we think you'll enjoy.

    Episode 14: Thanks Kid's Cough Syrup

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2016 32:14


    Dobsos with 4 ounces of gin. A Christmas Card warning. An exploration of Ride or Dies. A possible phone sex venture. And a dramatic reading. Find out if it's the booze or this episode giving you visions of sugar plums.

    Episode 13: Covert Coitus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2016 31:15


    Hot toddies. Broken parents. Political conversations with a 6 year old. Breaking princess news. And romance on the road. It's all about festive feelings for your ears with nary yet a holiday light to be seen.

    Episode 12: Thanksgiving Tingles

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2016 33:38


    Colorado Straight Bourbon. A tip for hungover parenting. The upcoming Christmas Zeitgeist. What would Bob Dylan do? Back-up spouses. And other topics that pair nicely with over-eating. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

    Episode 11: Audio Lexapro

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2016 30:48


    Belated Octoberfest. Threatening aliens to the rescue. Getting the most of your marriage. Why Drunk Parents will never be the first family. Rachel's debut ukulele performance. And other gentle ramblings to soothe your head place.

    Episode 10: Parties on Parties on Parties

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2016 30:30


    Rum aged like whiskey. Post-birthday party stress disorder. A moral comic strip. Chicago Cubs confusion. And another round of Cheat, Leave or Poison. Settle in for these and other blissful thoughts recorded in a pre-election world.

    Episode 9: Cheat, Leave or Poison

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2016 28:18


    A batched old fashioned. The perils of male birth control. Liberating Halloween Candy. Dating advice from pandas in captivity. And a new Drunk Parents game. Pour yourself some boozy booze and kick up your feet. You deserve it all.

    Episode 8: Don't take the bride.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2016 32:46


    The Balvenie. Robot prostitutes. “Get out of jail free” cards. Baby-free airlines. And the bizarre courting rituals of mom friends. Giddy up for this week’s rootin’ tootin’ candid convo between two slightly inebriated suburbanites.

    Episode 7: Pass the Percocet

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2016 31:03


    Painkillers. An aging crush. The Roller Derby daydreams. Questionable Halloween costume suggestions. And undies that send a message. All ears aboard, 'cause this train of thought is ready to pull into your brain station.

    Episode 6: Wait, are we in the Matrix?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2016 30:05


    Gin rickies. Razmatazzes. The death of a "legend." And social-media-induced feelings of inadequacy. Prepare yourselves to listen to the mad ramblings of a woman with a mild concussion and a man whose balls are mere hours away from the chopping block.

    Episode 5: Something to live for

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2016 27:11


    Vodka, whiskey, then wine. Spitting some rhymes. Sexual fluidity. How to not talk about your kids. And the countdown to Sniptown continues. Keep your hands on 10 and 2, 'cause you're in for a wild listen.

    Episode 4: Increasing Your Odds of Scoring

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2016 32:20


    The wine of relatives. The loss of virility. The wrath of pregnancy hormones. And Drunk Parents swag. Things are about to get real personal all up in your ear canals in this episode.

    Episode 3: Make some kids today

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2016 27:04


    Angel's Envy. Friendship avoidance. Our podcast as birth control. And firearms an as aphrodisiac. What do these things have in common? Probably best not to think too hard about it. Just have a listen.

    Episode 2: How about a confession?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2016 27:10


    Rusty nails. Violence-to-hotness thresholds. An anatomy lesson from a 5 year old. And two drunk parents confessing. Strap on your feel bags everyone, 'cause the emotions be flowing like pinot in this episode.

    Episode 1: Our kids are in bed.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2016 25:50


    Cocktails. Ukulele lessons. Kid leashes. And metaphorical wolves ripping the flesh off your marriage. These are just a few of the subjects we get into during our inaugural episode.

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